ARE YOU CRYING YET
Based
Got my tissues on standby
They're trying to use SEO to hide the spoilers
you could confuse me with this being a scene for that fantastic flop movie with chris evans head shooped in
the colors, the blur, the lighting; it's all garbage
Chris Evans wasn’t even in Fant4stic
So what is the most efficient way to spoil it for people?
>"hte world is changing"
Other than that, hype trailer tho.
I was 10 when the first avengers came out... this is literally my childhood
Did the enhancement formula run out for Steve? wtf
I CLAPPED WHEN HE SAID THAT
Thats what he said, are you fucking illiterate?
American cinema was a mistake.
The greatest sin of the German state was starting the wars that crippled Europe and let America take center-stage.
so if the incredible hulk is canon
where the fuck is the leader?
cant wait desu
>thor didnt paint his eyebrows this time
its fucking shit
What's a SEO?
1 week into nofap
I hope there's a good explanation as to way Thor turned into a chilled hippie at some point in the movie. Then again this is the MCU so they probably won't and will just pass it off as a running gag.
Look at this specimen, he even lisps
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>Thor turned into a fucking barbarian
fuck this
Tony look tired of this fucking movies, yeah, i know he is supposed to be tired/sad and old and shit, but more likely look like tired of capeshit. between 2015 and 2019, Robert appear only in capeshit.
so nobody dies?
fucking boring
He cuts thanos’ head off and he soebds the time skip getting drunk as they couldnt use the gauntlet. They come to him to explain they can revert it when hes living with korg and miek!
A break down that fits the spoiler video said rocket went to get him because he was all depressed and drinking n new asgaurd and he was bearded
He's the reason that Thanos managed to dust everyone. Fucked with his head.
Lots die. The video doesnt have the deaths in it. The text leaks do. Only 2 OG avengers survive.
Disney wants the Aquachad audience.
WAKANDA 4 VAH
natasha and hulk
No. Nat dies on Voromir.
FAT THOR
A
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O
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capeshitters must hang
>spoiler tags __**REQUIRED**__/ITALICS> for this shitty ass capeshit trash
AHAHAHA ARE YOU BASEDCÚCKS FUCKING KIDDING ME
AHAHAHA JESUS CHRIST "WAAAH DONT SPOIWER ME MOMMY I WANT TO SEE IF CAPTAIN AMEWICA BEATS UP THE BIG MEANIE GRAPEFRUIT MAN"
shes has a fucking solo movies comming out
>Only 2 OG avengers survive
Clint and Thor?
Wrong.
Only permanent death is Tony out of the Avengers. Though admittedly Cap does die from old age after travelling back to the past.
> Hawkeye retires
> Black widow dies but is revived for ending battle
> Prof.Hulk survives
> Thor becomes the new Odin
> Cap is sent back to the past, retconning Agent Carter S1 & S2
> Tony dies permanently at the end
so cap bangs his own grand daughter then?
Sneedvengers: Feedgame
Hulk is Professor Hulk now (strong as hulk withs banners intelligence) wields the Stark Gauntlet, Avengers from 50 Universes help fight thanos, Captain marvel kills thanos and captain america gets Thor's old hammer
Its like some kid made this up
guaranteed that there are multiple versions of the film to fuck with leakers
>Captain marvel kills thanos
fucking bullshit
No. Peggy is her great aunt.
>retconning Agent Carter S1 & S2
Retconning everything nigger. This should effectively murder all of HydraShield unless Cap loses his memory
I'm frustrated that Marvel pulled an SJW fast one on us right before the pay off of a 10 year investment
How you can tell this was a rushed release;
> Dialogue playing during Tony scene is about his father, Howard
> Dialogue playing during Steve scene is propoganda about soldiers
> All 'Spider-man Homecoming' scenes are from Civil War
> Avengers Infinity War is not placed before Ant-Man and the Wasp & Captain Marvel
To be fair, Thanos dies like 3 times in this movie.
>that grammar
>that spelling
>he doesn't know that it's a prequel
You need to be at least 18 to post here.
God...this is so fucking contrived and trying to seem serious and mature. What a god damned joke...
True... guess everything is fucked then.
I guess becomes odinson mode.
go fucks yourselv
>Disney kills off Stark to bring in Riri
meme's aside Infinity War was actually a good capeshit movie & had very well done villain.... but these leaks make me not even care about this. is it really going to end with a big CGI fight with stupid fucking time travel characters and captaincunt blowing up the ship and calling spiderman and incel
refer to Though almost every Avenger does die in this film only to be brought back.
im impressed they didnt killed peter to bring negro araña to the big screen
Spoilerchads are we getting Doom or not? If not this is the last marvel movie I watch.
That's what Into the Spider-Verse was for.
And it won an Oscar too.
How many Oscars did Peter win again?
Actually they are replacing him with a mixture of Black Panther, Shuri, Harley Keener and Pepper Potts.
> Black Panther funds the Avengers
> Shuri develops tech for the Avengers
> Harley Keener is the next 'Iron Man in training'
> Pepper runs Stark Industries and occasionally suits up as Rescue
Riri is not going to happen for a while longer.
Name is Brown Recluse you racist fuck
>1 week into nofap
No. Though the belief is they are going to retcon him into being the ruler of Sokovia and introduce him in a Fantastic Four film - with them being the more 'public friendly' heroes that are government sanctioned.
>Goaaahhhhhhhh
>Harley Keener
What the fuck.
Why is he here?
what is cap saying?
Just leak the whole bloody movie already, I don't wanna watch it in the bloody theaters where they'll fleece my arse for the privilege of watching capeshit with other retards.
THE POWER OF THE SUN IN THE PALM OF MY HANDS
Avengers.....assemble!
au revoir
Stan Lee Akbar
Everyone knows that's gonna happen, it's been built up since Age of Ultron.
Literally the only spoiler that is worthless.
It's his pre Ragnarok look, faggot.
>his name was Liebert.
He was introduced in Iron Man 3 and apparently people liked his character. He's been signed on for 6 films for a while now - yet has not returned.
He was chosen by Tony to inherit the company and given Pepper never got to have a kid, she views Harley as her own and mentors him.
I think they just want to repeat the whole 'Iron Man training Spider-man' thing again.
In reality he shouts "Avengers" and then says "Re-assemble". You can tell via the hard 'r' he added to it.
but also the only spoiler you can give from the leaks
everything else is just conjecture, or obvious stuff like "the dusted heroes come back"
>Tony dies permanently at the end
>For Iron Man 2, Downey took $10 million. For both Age of Ultron and Civil War, he took $40 million. For Avengers Assemble and Iron Man 3, he took $50 million apiece. And for Infinity War and the as-yet-untitled Avengers 4, Downey will take home – wait for it – an estimated $200 million, which is comfortably the highest single payday for any actor ever.
yeah seems like good reason enough to kill him off
Captain Marvels black friends daughter will be the new Tony Stark
NOIR ARACHNID BECOMES UNALIVE TO RETRIEVE SPIRIT MINERAL
Rumor is they are retconing this scene and when Falcon lands awkwardly at 2.20 it is because Ant Man lands on his shoulder
Avengers... AAAHHHH TONY HELP
She's spectrum already. You can't do that.
Don't skip school.
reminder disney will blame low ticket sales on these leaks
What has her autism anything to do with her being Ironheart?
>low ticket sales
That's hilarious user.
No, it isn't, you blind ape.
Jesus he looks like garbage
>they just beat Thanos physically not ideologically
Amazing movie you got here
Though I guess with time travel Thanos' motivation makes even less sense
This can't be real. Why? The hairdo is garbage
Fuck Trannies
What about Alt Dimention Captain America with Thor's Hammer and 100 more pounds of beef
Much better.
I FEEL SOOOO GOOD I FEEL SO NUUUMB YEAAAA
The daughter would be like 30-40 now
He looks like Ryan Dunn
Disney: we want to make 3 billion USD on the back of manchildren and idiots, what should we do to market this film?
Marvel: whatever it takes
>post a webm of the biggest marvel shills in history
>probably browses reddit too and masturbates to Avengers trailers
Thank god you're going extinct.
So Captain Marvel really kills Thanos with the Infinity Gauntlet? 10 years for his fucking shit.
'Islam will conquer the west alhumdillah'
Too bad captain marvel will steal the show with starks gauntlet
No man, Cap does it. Fuck off.
>watch leaked footage
Cap beats Thanos by himself
MCU Thanos is a joke.
>> Harley Keener is the next 'Iron Man in training'
isn't the actor a giant lanklet now? he's gonna look goofy on the screen
That's genuinely what happens in the leak.
I'd lost interest before the end couldn't comprehend the poor quality.
This is what makes me sad.
The last Marvel movie I watched was Winter Soldier, but it was so shit that I decided to not watch anything after that. Then, by luck, I watched Infinity War and was surprised because it was a really good film.
Now I watched the leaks and lost my interest. I expected more after IW.
>Avengers.....assemble!
Why is this phrase so important? I saw a few comments before talking about it like it's a big thing.
It's fanservice.
No
OH MY GOD I JUST SHOVED THIS WHOLE BOTTLE UP MY ANUS BECAUSE THAT'S THE ONLY WAY I CAN ABSORB THE FULL SOI ESSENCE
NOOOOOOOOOOO DON'T SPOIL MY CAPESHIT MOVIE AAAAAAAAAAAARGGGHH
MOMMY I NEED SPOILER TAGS WAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH
BAN THEM ALLL!!!!!!!!!!!
She doesn't use the gauntlet, Tony does. Tony informs her it would have killed her if she used it.
Also, none of this matters at all.
>Watch all our 9001 movies
No thanks, the only movie you need to watch to understand Infinity Stone saga are these:
The First Avenger
Thor
Iron Man
Guardians Vol 1
Avengers
The Dark World
Doctor Strange
The Winter Soldier
Age of Ultron
Guardians Vol 2
Civil War
Ragnarock
Infinity War
Ant-Man and the Wasp
Endgame
>Ragnarock
I don't watch movies where Aryan goddesses are bl*ckwashed (aka shitsmeared) with niggers by Jew directors. Try again.
Swing and a miss joke
>Tfw Brie Larson seems a hottie in this clip
>Tfw she's a hottie in this movie
The fuck is even happening here...
Please seek professional help (srs)
I'd agree with you but my bias to Cap allows me to ignore this.
Look like a TV movie. The Russo brothers are shitty directors.
Good writing would service me better.
You won't find good writing in a Marvel movie. At this point these movies are 2h30m of fanservice and merchandising propaganda.
YAAYYYY MUMMY I WANT MORE SUPERHERO MOVIES! YEAH MORE MCDONALDS FILMS TO SELL TOYS YAY MORE CAPESHIT FILMS TO IGNORE THE WORLD TURNING TO SHIT YAAAY GIVE ME MORE MORE MORE POZZ ME UP WITH DIVERSITY AND WOMEN YAYYY YUM YUM YUM I LOVE BLACK WAKANDAN CUM YAAAAY AMERICA!! USA! USA! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY GIVE MORE CULTURAL GARBAGE MORE MORE MORE GOT!!!! SUPERBOWEL!! NIGGER WOMEN SHAKING THEIR ARSES PEPSI! YAYYYY ME AMERICAN LIKE THING! WOOOW YIPPEEEEE BING BING WAHOOOO!!!
do you find hillary hot too?
Asgard was blacked since the beginning, or you forgot about Idris Elba, and Ragnarock is an Essential (Thor lose the hammer, destroying of Asgard, met with Thanos ship at the end)
Actually for a timeline purpose (The last scene of Ragnarock is literally 5 minutes before the first of Infinity war) you can watch these like this:
Civil War
Ant-Man and the Wasp
Ragnarock
Infinity War
Endgame
No. Guardians of the Galaxy and Homecomeing were both good. Winter Soldier was good too. They are capable of producing quality.
She looks nothing like that mummified old roastie. Maybe its because the quality of the clip is bad...i'm not even the "short hair grill" type of dude...wtf?
Reminder this guy has a wife and you're still a virgin
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underrated
>Guardians of the Galaxy and Homecomeing were both good. Winter Soldier was good too
But it's over user. From now and beyond they will be all pozzed merch propaganda.
Poor guy, she cheats on him with Tyrone.
So much this. I'll enjoy this last flick and after that, i will never want anything to do with MCU ever again.
So is it the whole movie or select scenes? Has the ending leaked?
It’s almost like these movies are made for kids
yes
>Yes, but
Nice counter argument, very well thought out. Absolutely not just a way to shift goalposts to enable you to remain cynical.
Shit fanservice movies existed between Winter Soldier, Guardians, and Homecoming. You have no argument.
What a prick. Just four years for a role that salvaged him from obscurity. No one would know of him if it weren't for Iron man. Let's see how much he holds on after the marvel gravy train ends.
Like 3 minutes worth of scenes leaked. Also the post credits scene which is Galactus.
>over a dozen movies
jesus how do people keep up with this shit?
That post credit scene was fake.
At one time the kid who played Harley said they had talk of him coming back in 10 years and
His missing dad is named Richard Rider
His name is Richard Harley Keener (Rider)
HAHAHAHAHA that was fake you dummy
>boomer Thor
Why?
siiiiiiiiiiip
oof Chris Evans finally is turning in to dadmode with that chin and jowels
not the best lighting either due to green screen shit
>mfw spamming the comment section with spoilers
get fucked capeshiter marvel fag reddit basedboy
>this retard didn't watch the last fucking 30 seconds of the leak
good job
based
...
Based and redpilled
We Want the Aquaman audience
meme at 11
So the Russo bros dropped the ball as usual. They should have let go of their pride and brought in a professional to help like they did with Winter Soldier.
Yep, frost giants was a good war
young Hillary is pretty ok
would get disinterested handjob from
Nah, I can't imagine anyone with a brain thinking Tony wasn't going to die.
Hell, Cap surviving is a bigger spoiler.
As i nerdasexual my GF looks like this
Exactly 2 seconds of Brie 'fungus foot' Larson, and a trailer absolutely brimming with one powerful white male after another.
>FUCKING SEETHING
Cringe
Isn't Vision's quote ripped straight from Star Wars?
>blah blah hate leads to suffering
I got goosebumps when they showed the films that led up to everything. I liked them. But captian marvel comes in at the end like an overpowering stench to ruin it.
>goosebumps
>from a superhero movie
Jesus, get a fucking grip.
Why should I care if anyone dies in this universe if you can just bring them back willy nilly? All the tension, all the stakes, all your investment goes out the window the second you introduce time-travel and more importantly resurrections.
As far as I'm concerned this movie series ends canonically with Infinity War. Thanos is a misunderstood anti-hero who ultimately does the universe a favor and the heroes have to accept it while they carry out the rest of their lives in galactic harmony. The End.
Watch it, you´re gona make it cry.
Then what.
>in galactic harmony. The End.
And 2 generations later, while the rest of the universe was fucking like niggers, as so many resources freed up, we´re all in the same place as before.
Well done Thanos, ya fuckhead.
The new red and white costumes look stupid
>DA WOLD IS CHANGING
Everytime.
Stop applying real science to capeshit you retard unless you care to discuss every single theoretical law in physics superheroes break by their mere existence let alone abilities.
no retard, people have already seen the final product in theaters, the version you'll see in a week won't be different
How are you such a brainlet?
It´s basically like a damn soap, just with higher budget.
what did you want to happen
>fucking like niggers
>science
OK.
based no spoiler poster
He's gonna look goofy siting on my dick
>Hulk is Professor Hulk now (strong as hulk withs banners intelligence)
This is like some shit a little kid makes up on the spot to win a playground argument about who is stronger
We could elevate the level of film and television if we just stopped talking about Disney products. Let the shills shill to each other while we move on from being led like children to the latest focus group claptrap.
Who is with me?
I take the No Disney Pledge!
Say it!
I TAKE THE NO DISNEY PLEDGE.
I TAKE THE NO DISNEY PLEDGE!
I TAKE THE NO DISNEY PLEDGE!!!
What about all the other ∞ universes where Thanos is alive? Are we just supposed to ignore those ones?
>Yea Forums and Yea Forums have a sticky warning anons not “trigger” pussies who can’t handle spoilers as if this movie is anything worthwhile or integral to the site as a whole
At what point does Gook Moot just relent and make a capeshit board? I know he’s a fucking retard, but this is ridiculous l.
How fucking pathetic are you capeshit babies? Jesus Christ. America was a mistake.
>Ah yes Quake 3 arena tis a fine game
he knows that all of us would presumably pounce on it every time a movie was released and destroy the containment board. better to give off the impression to capeshitters here that no one likes them to stop them from pushing this in a positive view
what is a thanos anyway and why are they so op?
aint there a planet covered in them.
He’s literally a fucking grapefruit.
based
I can't hate Marvel because they nailed Dr. Strange my favorite character
where is he?
What's passed off as a running gag?
He's a comic character
That makes it even more stupid, not less so.
my hands are shaking, my balls are quaking.
This trailer made my liver quiver.
i cant wait to illegally stream this pile of garbage.
if you showed this to me when I started reading comics in 2002 my fucking brain would melt. This is basically Kevin feige's grand vision coming to full swing.
Absolutely based tripfag
Alternative ending (director's cut)
>cut in to a scene where the avengers are trying to take down thanos
>thanos: "ayo these niggas finna get dabbed on"
>*snaps*
>all the avengers get dusted
well thats just like your opinion, man
>ayo dis Thanos is aight
>he cute
Hail Hydra
When will they stop using this shit line or the world has changed
>No one would know of him if it weren't for Iron man
Keep telling yourself that Millenial
He just kicks him two or three times. Doesn't show him actually defeating him
>No one would know of him if it weren't for Iron man
how can I tell you're a zoomer?
who is the qt holding the gun?
>people still posting the shitty one
that vocal fry
> Cap, Widow, Tony, Clint, Scott all giving it there all to bring back their friends and teammates.
> Thor fucks off and becomes a lazy beach bum. Is it because he feels powerless or is it because he's turned into an asshole?
Glory be to Allah
Making Thor beat Thanos so easily kind of undermines Thanos as a threat.
You dumb faggot.
Is that yet another horrible CGI clusterfuck ending?
Are all capeshit movies contractually required to end like this or something?
Time travel and multiple universes make everything feel meaningless and a betrayal to everything that has happened so far
They should've just saved that for the comics because of different writers and whatnot. The MCU should've stayed as a single universe and a single timeline
Clown World
*crack* *sip*
ahh asgard now THAT was a place
>Racism is good as long as it's against whites
>If you don't agree with this, you're mentally ill
What a time to be alive.
These abrupt changes seem so out of place, and it's almost like they take a shit on the characters' growth
How the fuck are you going to make thor go full hobo? wasn't asgard his people? there's supposed to be half of them still left out there and he just whores it out without any worries?
I was really looking forward to this but it really seems like it'll be 'everyone is just doing some different shit and captain marvel will just kill thanos in the end'
Based, will Darryl be in the movie.
i dont like marlel cinematic universe, few years ago i would get hyped with those avengers movies an civil war only to be left with a bland taste, that the hype wasnt worth it, i think the rest of this scene will be shitty, its literally a videogame, but i like Captain America comic book character, the first movie was okay, the rest of captain america appereances were kinda of a let down, i think finnally marlel has a semi hardcore looking captain america because in this scene he looks dirty and ready to fight and he is leading the charge and all, he doesnt look like all that sóyish like in the other movies, but that is kinda ruined with the absurd amount of cgi,this is kinda why i hate marlel, some of the characters are cool and interesting but they end up being sóyfied for cinema, i just hope they dont fuck up wolverine(most likely are going to fuck it up) or make deadpool even worse than fox did with deadpool 2
>pic related how the aesthetic and action of civil war should have been
>inb4 comicbook faggot, its not about the story for me, but rather than feel and overall aesthetic,
Or if Ladderbro walks in, it's like in Batman v Superman when the entire movie builds upon a (flimsy) ideological difference between the two but then suddenly Supes' motivation changes to muh Mom
Avengers... Reassemble!
Juliette Lewis.
Cool blog you stupid fucking redditor.
does thanos lose his big glove? why is there a big epic battle? can’t he just snap them away again?
Allahu Akbar
evans looks like shit lmao
no s O Y breaks
> all your investment goes out the window the second you introduce time-travel and more importantly resurrections.
It depends on how time travel is used retard. Undoing something could be a McGuffin in and of itself, as was used in Back to the Future. The issue was that the delorean needed special fuel and was always fucking up and sometimes breaking. Maybe the same could be said of these suits they're wearing. If the vessel of time travel is not perfect or if it's temporary it could just be a shady device that causes more problems than it fixes and a limitation could push the stakes even higher, sending the characters on lots of wild goose chases fixing the timeline or some race to get back to the present. Time travel isn't your stupid box of limited imagination. So sorry. Stop talking about science fiction you have no imagination and a pile of shit for brains.
Solely because of the sticky on this board, I'm going to ruin the ending of this film for as many people as I possibly can.
How the heck did you do that sideways 8?
So the only real thing I want to know is how Mary Sue is Captain Marvel in this. I haven't seen the leaked footage but have heard she's the one who kills Thanos with the gauntlet.
Thanos destroys the stones, so it kind of makes sense that he's easily defeated.
They're all doing absolutely nothing until ant-man comes back 5 years later, which is also when tehy get thor.
yeah, cap marvel
fucking gay
get a life you queers
You bet!
I was getting hyped thinking Thanos was about to fight them all himself then, really upset to find out it turns into Ready Player One
I RECOGNIZE THEM! AHHHHHH MOVIE OF THE FOREVER!!!!
Anyone have a link to the actual video? Disney seems to have scrubbed it from the internet
So Galactus is the end credit spoiler? Theres a video online of it now. He puts his hand around Earth and calls them "insignificant creatures"
That aint it champ.
Its on dailymotion as of an hour ago. It looks like they copied the Marvel Ultimate Alliance cutscene but gave him spikes for some reason
Good bait but in all seriousness you only need to watch Infinity War. I've seen very few movies leading up to Infinity War and even those had tangential links at best. If you have trouble following the plot of a superhero movie you are an actual child.
I'm guessing it's the last bit of this? All vidya.
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HULK GETS THE GAUNTLET WHAT???
>understand
>capeshit
>"death to the west"
>What a prick.
Nah, he eats this shit up. Pretty much everything on any of RDJ's social media accounts are videos/promotions of his son's band and Marvel stuff, usually fanart.
>The Avengers main theme is actually pretty good
Color me surprised
Iron Man came out in 2008 you cretin, that's 11 years of that role
How much is enough?
What's the point of watching ant man?
Manipulating google results.
you losers talk about these movies like this shit really happened. threads like this really make me lose hope of humanity
>everyone at work flips a fucking shit at me just because I told them I saw spoilers and it looks bad. I made it very clear I wouldn't spoil anything, just that I saw it.
Jesus Christ normalfags are something else.
Ant Man was actually enjoyable. Felt like a capeshit movie I could watch for fun. The toy train fight made me chuckle. Wouldn't have seen it if people didn't want to see it that night but it was just a solid 5/10 inoffensive movie.
IF YOU CAN'T PROTECT YOUR VIGINITY HOW CAN YOU PROTECT THE UNIVERSE???
so he really did move it in ultron and just didnt want to hurt thor's feelings
Captain Marvel ruins everything I wouldn't even stick my dick in it.
It's a cliche catchphrase from the comics people pretend to have read.
ay yo where's the gundam at
Maybe he gets the gauntlet at some point during the big epic fight and they have to get it off him.
Isn't it funny that they didn't actually show footage from this movie?
Why are there no spoilers in the comments
it was better when I watched it without sound
>This is the fight of our lives
I think the only time someone's life was in jeopardy while watching a superhero movie was The Dark Knight Rises.
>Crack!
>Sip
>Ah! Mjölnir. Now that was a hammer.
>Frigga
>Quicksilver
>Yondu
>Coulson
>Loki
>Heimdal
I'm sure there are more.
Nobody died while watching Dark World, Age of Ultron, Guardians 2, Avengers, or Infinity War.
Oh, the fucking joke went right over my head.
>Crashing this theater.
>With no survivors!
'At the Dark Knight premiere *someone* died'
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nobody cares fag
>Americans can't go three hours without taking a piss
Thor makes Valkyrie the new leader of Asgard.
>hide the spoilers
what spoilers? YT is is fucking plastered with fanfic "leaks". You cant take any of them seriously.
Any movie that depends this much on lack of spoilers and WHAT A TWEEEST to be considered compelling entertainment is probably shallow.
So the tagline for 2 of Disneys biggest franchises will end in the same calendar year with
>Nobody really dies
just end it already. no more stages.
what does cassie lang do in endgame
Wait who got to see the movie already?
based and Yea Forumspilled
Yeah I mentioned that I read them already and they jump out of their skin.
Worst is this happens with every superhero movie, every Star Wars movie, every GoT season. And EVERY time they are inches from murdering me despite never actually spoiling anything for anyone other than myself.
>basic economics = 'real science'
I guess we should accept that 1+1=5 in the Avengers universe too
Suspending disbelief to allow for Superpowers is easy.
But do people not breed in this universe?
Spoiler fags, does Brie Larson have a bunch of "yasss queen slaaayyy" moments on the movie? Can you talk about a few?
Using the snap damages Thanos. His whole arm and hand are burned. So in essence he hurt himself by the using it. Hes fine but hes not as strong.
I'll be ready for it to get uploaded.
He says "Assemble." There are leaked versions with sound.
Why do none of the Avengers point out that the logical thing to do is nothing since the population will be back to normal in a few decades. Within their own lifetimes most likely
Why does Thanos not just threaten to snap the other half of life if anyone challenges him? That sort of risk would keep any and all opposition at bay.
Also for all the bitching about spoilers I'm having a hard time finding the fuckers. I refuse to believe its even possible to 'stumble' across them on Twitter/Reddit.
btw if you genuinely care about muh spoilers you're a faggot beyond all comprehension
>Why does Thanos not just threaten to snap the other half of life if anyone challenges him?
Because he's only killing half because he believes he has to. You're being outsmarted by a movie for children.
DELETE THIS
That's not the point. Just the threat alone would stop anyone from trying to attack him.
But I guess he's even more of a brainlet than last movie.
>That's not the point
You're thinking from the perspective of a gamestop loiterer, not the character himself. What threats did he make? He told everyone what he was going to do and barreled through everyone to do it. He wouldn't do it because he'd have to do it if someone called him on it.
Outsmarted by kids' movies.
>He wouldn't do it because he'd have to do it if someone called him on it.
Who the fuck is going to risk losing the other half of all life in the universe because they think this deranged genocidal lunatic might be bluffing? It's the deterrent to end all deterrents
Cap catching Thors hammer
ok this is based.
The characters who risked fighting him in the first place, please refer to the movie you're trying to talk about. The kids' movie.
Amazing Spider-Man 2 snapped Gwen's fucking neck.
seasoned equity offering
finance stuff
They were fighting to stop him acquiring the power to carry out his plan. Now that he actually has it, the entire universe is his bitch.
All they know about Thanos is he has unlimited power and is prone to murderous tantrums. You'd have to be fucking stupid to fuck with him in any way.
Who's to say he doesn't kill everyone else just to spite you for messing with his master plan?
You can keep pretending Thanos is some principled figure but he did just wipe out trillions of people for a reason so stupid most 10 year olds could point out why it wouldn't work. He isn't some 'anti-hero', he's just a delusional psychopath and if pushed there's no telling what he'd do.
She solo Thanos main fleet and gonna use the gauntlet to undo the snap
That Thanos doesn't have any of the stones.
Bullshit he did nothing wrong he DINDU NUFFAN HE DINFUUU NHHHUFFIN
KEK
I'M SOI HYPED!
>entire arc is about becoming kingly and taking responsibility
>lol I'm a bum now waddup drah!
Tony dies from what, exactly?
I'm just surprised they acknowledged it.
Any mention of Quicksilver being revived?
Clean up wagie
He was a shitty surfer bro since the first movie.
Ahh yes...
What fucking planet are they on?
What's funny is that a Yea Forums poster way back when leaked the script and no one wanted to believe it. Tbh I always knew it was real because of how stupid it was
Wtf are you talking about?
He would be fucking demolished by all of them moron
So, who really dies in this shitty movie?