What's the first movie you're going to show your kid(s), user?

What's the first movie you're going to show your kid(s), user?

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Get Out (2017)

Jesus of Nazareth

The Passion of the Christ

The VVitch

The Eternal Jew

BurgerClaps 2: The Shartening

Mulan

I'm going to start with Melies shorts, then move on to slapstick and silent epics. I won't let them watch anything with sound or color until they hit the double digits.

Trainspotting.

Salo

Nature documentaries made by 4channers

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The Simpsons S11E05

Pippi långstrump på de sju haven and bröderna lejonhjärta (but not the spooky catla bits)

Planet Earth

Stop speaking insectoid

A bunch Isis vids.

Kung Pow

My favorite comedy, Schindler's List

Probably kiki or totoro

Threads The Day After
at the same time

You need to instill in them the fear of the dragon, user. Leave Katla in, kids need a bit of trauma to ground them.

>his buddy doesn't even run away, just watches
brutal

Terminator 2 followed by all the other Arnold classics

Kodomo no Jikan

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Probably better to start with the classics, I'll go with D.W Griffiths Intolerance > Way Down East > Birth of A Nation > Orphans of the Storm then I'll go through Eisenstein then Sjöström. I'm glad they'll have a better film introduction than I had in my childhood.