My father measures IQ for a living. I asked him to watch Man of Steel and Batman v Superman on repeat for 1000 hours and to then provide a rough estimate of the intelligence quotient for the popular filmmaker.
After not speaking with my father for about a month, I received a text early one morning that simply read, "fuckfuckfuck."
Confused, I asked what was wrong.
"That handsome fellow you asked me to study, I've never seen anything like it. He's operating on a plane of intelligence four to five times higher than the smartest men I've ever studied. His establishing shots are communicating cryptic hidden messages. He's displaying levels of memetics that should not be remotely possible."
I had completely forgotten about asking my father to study Snyder, but now I was intrigued, "So how high is his IQ?" I inquired.
He responded mere seconds later, "Just under infinity."
In shock, I dropped my cell phone. Shattering the talking device into pieces. My father would not exaggerate this kind of thing. We haven't spoken to each other since this exchange.
I can no longer watch Snyder's movies. Knowing what I know now, the level of intelligence and memetics is too overwhelming and intimidating for my simpleton brain.
What is he communicating with his movies? Who is he communicating with? Has anyone even seen Snyder in person? Was he hatched out of an egg? What does he mean with, "Tell me, do you bleed?" WHY WOULD HE WRITE THAT? Has he shown us his full power level yet? What is he holding back from telling us?
I'm scared, anons.
Connor Perez
This one image conveys more about the character's motivations and Bruce Wayne's psyche than other entire films manage to.
Some guy on here claimed it would be announced at next SDCC. SnyderCut movement reaching out to WB lately apparently got the response there would be an announcement. Fingers crossed this time it might actually work out.
Zachary Bennett
I really hope something happens. Even if it's not an announcement, some acknowledgement would be nice. I mean, since the movie came out their JL tweets are filled with Snyder Cut replies.
Nathan Lopez
You can always tell that special brand of extra stupid is an amerimutt
>I mean, since the movie came out their JL tweets are filled with Snyder Cut replies. Just looked at some newer tweets... Holy shit, the SC guys are persistent.
>Lex: Demons come from the sky >Steppenwolf who looks like a demond literally comes from another planet, hence "sky" Oh my god...I didn't know...I didn't know...forgive me...Snyder is better than God.
Joshua Walker
Lex was demonizing his inner homosexuality towards superman and this vilifying him in his own tormented mind. He wanted the kryptonian so much he willingly bled in a kryptonian ship and contracted KIV.
Bentley Watson
>"Batman kills people. Batman kills children. Batman is a rapist. Batman rapes children before killing them. Get over it."
