Which one is your favorite Chris?

why do you write like this? are you 5?

Nolan

Hemsworth, because he's an aussie, and they can bantz, the fat dude from the office could be alright also,

Hemsworth seems like the one I'd like hanging out with the most, but I wish I could look like Evans.

gangbang

Hemsworth>Pratt>Evans>Pine

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Hemsworth
>Aussie, knows how to have fun and bant by default
>married to the same woman for nearly a decade, very respectable
>2 kids, family man, very respectable
Seems like a genuinely nice person

Shit thread
But if choosing form the listed ones probably Pine

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This one.

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Who‘d be the bottom

Evans is the most handsome I'm but I think Pratt is the most entertaining

Hemsworth, has a beautiful wife, 3 kids and the guy really is a family man.

>Chris, of course. He's the best one.
No, Chris is the best one.

Hemsworth and Pratt. Evans is a fag

they all make shit movies and none of them are even attractive to me

He had problems

That makes me like Evans thank u

Evans in 2019. Chris Pine if we allow younger versions

based

fucking hell it just hit home to me that 1,2, and 4 are different people

ARR ROOK SAME

t. toastie roastie.

r/aznmasculinty has entered the thread

I like generic white guy number 21242141242

Hemsworth never cheated on his wife, does not shill for the clintons, not a fatass like pratt, nor a soi boi like evans. Hes also taller than all of them

Chris Hemsworth isn't American retard

Pine

I want his babies

papi hemsworth

Hemsworth > Pine > Pratt >>>>> Evans

Evans looks really feminine, he has a typical beta face.

I rated them in order of handsomness and masculinity.

whitey lookey gluefacey samey

australian, big difference

Broke pilled

>t. mohammad

>Evans is handsome
He legit looks like a bitch made nerd.

Pratt was married to a crazy woman though

I always quietly root for anyone who was on Home and Away or Neighbours during the era that my mum watched it religiously, so I'm team Hemsworth.
Evans is next because of that reaction pic of him laughing
Pine is next by default
Pratt is last because he's an ass
Leave Anna alone!

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Hemsworth. He's Aussie like muh dad. He's married and has a nice family. He bants and is just in the biz to make money and live comfy. He's Based desu. Plus, he played in a MannKINO so he's automatically above the rest.

Chris Pine

Why would you like someone for being married

Thats a weird reason

jesus chris

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Hemsworth's Falkor quote puts him ahead at the moment, but Pratt has a fantastic sense of humour... it's tricky.

sorry we don't all wank off to marvel films

Evans >>>> Pratt = Hemsworth >>>>> Pine

Hemsworth is the chaddest one.
Evans is a soiboi.
Pine is generally shit.
Pratt is too reddit.

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Preferably me

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Hemsworth and Pratt.

Chris Walken

Chris Gaines

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Pine is the best because he cares least about capeshit

Die Reddit nigger

the one where he's not an openly hyper partisan for democrats

What a character.

Swap Evans and Hemsworth around and your picture is from cuck to least cuck
Evans is the definition of limp wristed leftist faggot, he uses his power and fame to push his political views which is lame
Hemsworth I can tell he's based as he's very Australian and all of us are a bit racist here but he's posted the same gay shit on his Insta
Pine actually tries to be involved in good movies so I like him
Pratt lives off the land and is religious so he's based

nice

Chris Hemsworth and Chris Pratt are fucking awful actors. I truly wish they would both die painfully.

Chris Evans is best Chris. But only in every movie except marvel movies.. Captain America is really shit and ruins this fucking hero.
Thor and guardians of the galaxy are both also complete shit.

Yeah, we don't randomly get shot, nor do we weigh half a ton on average.

>the fat dude from the office

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Wow you made me like Evans and Hemsworth

Thanks dude

So, people here determinante how good an actor is by checking their political ideologies instead of acting skills?

>thread about four people named Chris
>obsessed /pol/ strokers try to make it about politics

I bet you faggots are the same ones defending the gay black pedophile in those other threads.

The right answer is still Hemsworth, with Pratt being the least best Chris.

I have to agree except for Pine being shit, he is the only reason I managed to sit trough wonderwoman or whatever the name was

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That's why I said generally. Sometimes he's good.

Hemsworth has bants, but I think Pine is the best all-rounder acting wise

They're all variations of the same guy.

Hemsworth is the only guy in the pic who's married to an attractive white woman and has kids. He's the least cucked guy there.

Because of Not Another Teen Movie, Chris Evans will forever be most based and the number one Chris for me.

Best Chris coming through

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How's 1836, Enoch?

>married to the same person for 8 years
Damn, he kept marrying with her over and over for 8 years?

>having kids when you should be banging models

He's the most depressed guy there.

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Neck yourself, neckbeard.

Pine: most talented
Hemsworth: most based

>he thinks a Hollywood a-lister gigachad can't bang whatever model he wants

Lmao. Also, those things become boring after a while. Only virgins think sex with a different girl every night is something special. A relationship and a family bring a kind satisfaction that careless sex never will.

Hemsworth is a lot of fun in his movies and on interviews, pretty based

underrated

I mean, That's a little different than going to school and being shot in the face, but sure.

>Plus, he played in a MannKINO
this right here

>Hemsworth
He seems nice, has genuine personality
>Evans
Laughing even meme
>Pine
The only Chris that can act.
>Pratt
leh funny man xD. Upvoted

i want chris pratt to fuk me in my boy puss puss but then i want to watch thor fuk him in his boy pusspuss goddamn what a hunk

Christ

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since when do Australians go to school?

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good taste

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