/got/

BEST TITS GIRL

hot

>Remember Jon Snow, from one angle my forehead exists
>From another, it doesn't
>Living, dying what's it matter?
>See that big giant brazier over there with the fire in it keeping us warm?
>Pretty soon it's gonna melt the ice under both our feet, if only slightly, and the second we move we're both going to lose our footing and slip right the fuck off this terrifying-as-fuck edge
>Me? I learned how to die a long time ago
>But you... You know nothing. That gormless face of yours is going to be a red stain in the snow 700 feet from now.
>Ser Alliser may be right and come winter the new boys will die like flies, but this is like episode 2 and it aint fucking winter yet
>You're about to discover in late summer, green recruits die like fucking rocks. They don't fly for shit.
>Anyway, see you on the other side, lad.

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sansa...the rape, sansa...it was beautiful...

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How are there no verticals of the genders sketch scene? Wtf Yea Forums?

Kneel you shits.

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Ever since Iron Fist I noticed that Jessica Henwick looks beautifully unphotogenic during fight sequences, so I would often screensave them and jerk off to them.

Gods I am going to miss her.

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Must be more than usual amounts of Neanderthal in him. Wiki doesn't suggest Jewish ancestry, though.

Azor Theon

he'll always be Billy

Why didn't he warg into Ramsay and stop it?

Based and ironpilled

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>Remember why we kill White Walkers Jon Snow
>It's because they are white
What did he mean by this?

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>slams stump into jagged rock
>plume of blood "fire" spills out
>stands up and inspects the damage, tearfully
>12 inches of magic dick in his breeches

THE TACHYONS SANSA

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That is a pure 100% Indo-European man of the steppe.

>implying he wanted to

Will technology and medicine advance enough over the next few years to keep GRRM alive?

When will he get his dramatic return?

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>in 2011 i was completely confident i would have finished the books by now

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I know

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because it was beautiful

He was busy mindsturbating.

First for the Hound

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why didn't he warg into Ramsay for a closer look?

Does he make Theon go down on her first in the books? It's been so long since I read them.

Can we all collectively agree that Bran is the greatest character ever made in media history?

You mean warg into Ramsay to enjoy it firsthand

His new dick is Lightbringer. He realizes how he must use it against the Walkers.
His mentor, Ramsey, smiles down on him.

When he watches is it only through someone elses eyes or does he get like a 3rd person view?

>Does he make Theon go down on her first
wat
Okay bookreader fags, I am all ears, my hand is firmly wrapped around my cock, explain all of the ways sansa gets sex'd up.

>hunchback got a gypsy whore in the end.jpg

why doesn't bran just warg into his dick and fuck smeera

I can't remember if it really happened or it was just my own headcanon, I think it was implied the dogs got involved too.

need a maisie gf

why doesn't bran just warg into dany so jon can make him feel like a woman?

Why is he taking so long? Does he write the book, see that it didn't meet his expectation, then delete it all?

He warged Ramsay and was raping Sansa himself, do you people really need every detail spelled out for you?

YOU JUST KNOW

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It's not Sansa in the books, it's Jeyne Pool, "Fake Arya" and yeah, Theon goes down on her, she gets fucked by the dogs, etc. The Northern Lords on Winterfell believe it's Arya and they will turn on the Boltons because they can't bear hearing her screams.

In the book it isn't Sansa, it's another girl pretending to be Arya. But yes, Ramsay makes Theon lick her pussy to get it ready for him, and it is implied that she was raped by dogs (and was possibly a whore in LF's brothel).

why doesn't bran just warg into nymeria while she's getting bred and knotted by her chosen alpha wolf?

Why did they play the baratheon theme when Jon and Dany entered Winterfell? Did they completely forget what a leitmotif is?

He's only a quarter Jewish so he is only going to get hooked up with the baby blood transfusions as long as he promises to be profitable.

>Jeyne Pool

Yeah that's right, man that girl had it rough.

By gods he's getting stronger!

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>books

Yeah, how's that working out for ya?

HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!!!

*dies before finishing the books in your path*

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What was the turning point of this show? Where was that moment when it turned too shit to have any turning back? Was it Doran's death? I can't remember anything good that happened after that.

>The Northern Lords on Winterfell believe it's Arya and they will turn on the Boltons because they can't bear hearing her screams.
Actually implied to be untrue, the northern lords know she isn't the real Arya, if she were they wouldn't have let Ramsay treat her like that. Instead they pretend to think it's her to bide their time until they can betray Ramsay.

Because they are stupid and think it is a clever callback to the first episode instead of being the Baratheon theme. If they had been clever it'd be an implication that Dany is similar to Robert/the Baratheons that she hates, but they are not that clever.

this interview was just depressing to watch, just look in his eyes he's definitely going to die before they are finished
youtube.com/watch?v=SjDentEr9c4

>I want to play a little game with you
>The game is called Go Shitpost in that /got/
Do you play?

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why doesn't bran just warg into george rr martin and finish a song of fice and ire himself?

He should fuck gal gadot

Isn't she meant to be like 14? How does that fat fuck get away with this?

The cracks started forming when they changed Robb's story, but it was dead with the sandsnakes.

Half right, the dogs were implied - the theon thing never happened though.

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I liked season 4, I think season 5 was the biggest dip in quality.

He claims he still writes the book. "a page here, a sentence there, a word here", he says. Sounds like he's either lost the passion, or he's depressed, or he has writer's block. Or maybe a cocktail of all three.

Tywin's death for me. D&D's fan fiction was only ever bearable in S4.

There's a specific quote about hearing her screams, that's why I remember it. There's a lot more to it, like Robb's will, Bolton's involvement in the Red Wedding, etc.

Because this show was stripped of all common sense 4 seasons ago.

It did though, Theon had to lick her to lube her up.

Theon has a dick in the books still?

>the theon thing never happened though.
Yeah, it does, Theon is forced to go down on her and I think it actually happens on the wedding night.

Is 5 episodes enough to fit Victarions arc in properly?

Additions to Robb were ok though, Martin said that they made him regret not making him POV character even once.

That is correct though, even in the books it's mentioned multiple times how everybody else either disliked Jon, openly treated him like a bastard or hid him away.

They heard her screams and knew she was being tortured (and hated it), but it is implied they knew it wasn't her.

King Robert lost his battle and....he failed his final test. THE LIOOOON RIPPED HIS BALLS OFF AAAAAAAAAND.........................the boar did all the rest.

number 1 monkey moon boy

>No actual porn of them yet

Any day now

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Were they giving him wedgies too?

when the ice zombies shifted the story from character driven political intrigue and warfare with little bits of magic thrown in to full high fantasy wrath of the lich king

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Maybe he doesn't write chapters in order and he has trouble linking it all together?

Even Robb and Bran?

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No, they made Robb a complete idiot who ruined everything and betrayed his word because of some whore instead of book Robb who did it because he couldn't betray his honor, an actual conflict. Show Robb was a stupid asshole who had his death coming, book Robb was a tragic figure and another casualty of Ned's emphasis on honor and morality

>"go down on her"
>"Theon has a dick in the books still?"
user...

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I mean, he did say TWoW would be released in 2015, so I assume he had a big deal of the book written by then. Did he throw it in the trash and restart from scratch?

You're really wrong, all the kids (save Sansa) treated him well, like a real brother and of course Ned was nice to him and some people in Winterfell and Benjen. Cat was an active bitch to him though.

I like them desu. Though, it's probably because they are menacing to me, I have irrational fear of things you can't deal or bargain with (like singular cell organism, it doesn't give a fuck if what it eats will kill it, it just devours whatever the fuck is in its way)

How many threads do you idiots need to make

if he ran in a zig zag he could have easily dodged that arrow

Show died with Twyin.

Bogda bogda bognanov

As someone who writes, let me tell you that what he has to do is incredibly difficult. I write relatively short stuff that's within 100k words, and if I take too long off I have to come back and read most of it to get an idea of where I left off. Also, I usually hate fucking coming back.
Now imagine you're a rich old man that can do anything that has to follow god knows how many plot points and read 5k worth of pages + notes. Anyone who thinks he just has it all in his head is delusional.

does Jon being half Targaryen grant him 50% fire resistance?

>No, he thought. She is not of Lord Eddard's blood, her name is Jeyne, she is only a steward's daughter. He did not doubt that Lady Dustin suspected, but even so …
"Lady Arya's sobs do us more harm than all of Lord Stannis's swords and spears. If the Bastard means to remain Lord of Winterfell, he had best teach his wife to laugh."

Lady Dustin suspected and she's quite clever. In any case, I don't doubt that many know that it's not Arya, mostly because they knew both Jeyne and Arya.

He's Sam irl so he's an insecure little shit and he thinks anything he writes won't live up to what is expected. Now that the show is so shit though, he might actually get his confidence back

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Has GRRM ever given a % completed update on TWOW?

isn't victarion arc replaced by yara instead.
kinda funny that she went to mereen, captured in dorne, and went back to iron islands

MORE DAMN YOU, MORE THREADS

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no, robb usually fine to him as was brann. Rickon was too young to understand. Sansa was a bit of a bitch, catelyn was a cunt and ned was distant

Lol

Lads, listen.
No really, just listen.
I want to pin Sansa down and dick her. I want to dick the ever living fuck out of her. I want to put my DNA directly into her body.
She looks so fucking good. Easily the best looking girl on the show now, it's not even close.
Imagine being Ramsay and deflowering the rose of Winterfell. Fucking hell I envy him.

No, but we do know that a lot of Dance content was cut to be reintroduced in TWOW, so even before he "started", easily a quarter of the book was already written. That includes the two big battles, the one for Winterfell and the one for Meereen.

no one better talk shit on my girl Asha, she's free to do whatever the fuck she wants now, maybe she'll FINALLY CALL ME BACK

Her forehead is too big, she has a fridge body and her personality is even worse. No thanks.

She only looks decent because she's fully clothed

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lmbao

I fucking hate Bran now

her body is really fit you faggot

>tfw no osha mommy

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START THE DAMN BOBBYPOSTING BEFORE I PISS MYSELF

you're actually gay

You forgot her gross bloated face.

you act like you could even get anything near her

Someone post Salsa at her best. I want to judge if she's good enough for me.

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No Jon you don't get anime fire powers go to bed

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Where are the direwolves

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What's her stupid face changing trick going to do against an army of undead? She's 10 times more useless than an average foot soldier.

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AAAAAAAAARRRGGHHHHHHHH

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NNYAAARRRGGHH

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They're with the elephants.

I'm pretty sure Rob was also cool to Jon,

Seeing her gagged gets my dick harder than Chinese algebra

i need to see a source on this kid please

Threadly reminder that Bronn fucked Cersei and now they hate each other and refuse to appear in the same room

>t. didn't read the books

But I really wanted those direwolves...

I really wish it was lyanna mormont that got nailed to the wall instead of the umber boy

Remember when Shae couldn't see the boat lol
Good times

So, is this how it ends?

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bend
the
knee

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>when did Game of Thrones jump the shark?
S4E6. It's infamous for the series' first objectively bad scene and noticeable drop in quality with Yara's attempted rescue of Theon.
It's the one with shirtless Ramsey's as a cartoon and Yara running from dogs. All this after the writers had set it up at S3E10 as seemingly a major plotline.

However, the episode also had Tyrion's trial that in retrospect mimics a conventional courtroom drama -a little too much- and feels like it's a frog's cunt hair away from being a flashback episode. It also had Salador Saan the black pirate telling a bad joke to two white prostitutes. Not widely considered bad at the time, these scenes are somewhat questionable once you're aware that tv writing has taken hold of the show. The meme answer would be the introduction of the Sand Sneks which was S6E3 I think, because that plot was unbelievably bad, thus making it the safe answer (remarkable considering it involved POC female characters)

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I understand it's difficult. However, I think he's up to the task, given he still had the passion for it. He never says "it would be done already, if it wasn't so difficult". He just says he feels bad for going over his estimated time of delivery.

From my perspective as an artist, I tend to lose interest in my own work, when I start approaching the end. I like conceptualizing, sketching and compositing. But when it comes to actually finishing the work, I'm bored as fuck. So I end up taking way longer to finish it.

That's the sense I get from George. He probably laid out his plan to Dan and Dave, which solidified a concept of the ending in his mind, and then that took all the fun out of writing. So now it's a chore.

No. This is how it begins.

A thousand times this. Shitty little know-it-all.

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The legend never dies

HNNNNGH

To be honest Iwan Rohen, Ivan Rhowen? Fucking, Simon from Misfits has a very nice body of work.

hentaihaven.me/game-of-thrones-season-8-episode-1/

How is it not obvious to you guys he's waiting until the show ends to publish the next book?

GRRM is a somewhat unconventional writer in many ways. First of all, he can't type. He hunt and pecks with two fingers and composes using a DOS word processor program from the 80's. The lack of touch typing skills suggests that the "words in his head" have never exceeded the speed with which is puts them to page, else the frustration would have driven him to learn to type or write it longhand and the transcribe later or something else. His usage of a turtle as a IRL personal sigil is basically "i'm slow, so what?"

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I've said a lot of critical things about the episode, but this scene was pretty damn good.
youtube.com/watch?v=-TCc8aE5aHM

It reminds me of the early seasons. The characters are moving, so the scenery is dynamic.
You get a sense of the castle and its occupants, with everyone going about their business in the background.
They're actually talking in a believable.
The camera work isn't only focused on faces. You get to see everything around them.
I really like the shot, watching Jon and Dany from above. Because it really shows just how those two are intermingling with everyone. And you get to see them conversing in a casual manner, without forced quips. They actually look like they're having a real conversation.

I don't know, maybe it's just me. But I really liked it.

If you could fuck 1 (ONE) GoT female, who would it be?
For me, it's bad pussy.
Cringy character but a literal goddess in terms of looks. I want to fuck her asshole.

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Because I understand what it feels like to be well beyond your deadline on a project.

Miranda.

She wants the long hair, but she needs the pixie cut.
Sorry, but she just doesn't look good with long hair.

Jessica Henwick.

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The Chinese edited 6 minutes out of the season 8 premiere episode. I think they could have whittled it down to 30.

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For me it's the big butt happa

What was edited out?

Season 1/2 Maisie

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All the quips

Also, GRRM is obese. You see a lot of fans who are obese but not a lot of writers. You may think this a small point but it actually isn't. It correlates with a lot of traits in common with people who tend to hand in manuscripts to publishers in a timely manner. GRRM is obese and not reasonbly fit because GRRM is actually a fan-type and not a writer-type. He writes because he's literally entertaining himself. When the shit stopped being entertaining, he was basically looking for any excuse to avoid the nigh-endless English homework assignment that is actually writing fiction. So, HBO backed a Brinks money truck up to his Santa Fe residence and hired him as a professional idea guy. Who among us would not take that deal?

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Kinvara

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>And you get to see them conversing in a casual manner, without forced quips.
which still feels unnatural, they should be discussing the possible imminent destruction of all of westeros if not humankind, instead they look like 2 teenagers in love discussing their plans for their next movie date

>Also, GRRM is obese.

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Myrcella 2.0

really? she's done it with black men. ruins a woman's vagina.

Bron with the three prostitutes and the kid nailed to the wall by the night King.

>Imagine spreading that tight, still virginal pussy, Maisie getting confused at the still new and exciting feelings stirring inside her
>She knows what's about to happen, she heard of it but she could never imagine how it would actually feel

tiny

your mom has done it with black men and her vagina still produced you

For me, its season 1 Emilia Clarke

Tommen or Viserys. You're a coward if you say otherwise.

So where are the direwolves? Am I going to have to wait for GRRM to finally write his book to find out how the plot would be different if there was a direwolf there

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No one spends 100% of their waking hours, thinking about threats. Even men in trenches had smoke breaks.

PLS POST WEBM OF BRAN WATCHING JON/DANY KISS

I honest to god want to know who took Maisies virginity and how it felt for her
What was the context, where did it happen
Did they cuddle afterwards?
What position did they fuck in
Did she blow the dude?
Does she shave?
Did she shave?

I'm not sure my mom was a good lay. if you had one shot of fucking one woman and you chose my mom, you're probably retarded enough to be my dad

kek

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I fucking love Bran.
The guy is a living fucking meme.

>you're probably retarded enough to be my dad
That's what I'm saying, your dad was a black guy

>I have irrational fear of things you can't deal or bargain with
You mean like commies and white nationalists?

Who is actually /our guy/?

It's not even Sansa in the books. It's Jayne Poole aka Fake Arya. And it's implied that Ramsey let his dogs fuck her.

I hope she doesn't shave.

I said it before and I'll say it again. Why doesn't Bran Warg into Dany so he can take Jons manlet cock and feel the pleasure of being a woman getting dicked?
I just can't take this show seriously anymore, it used to be realistic. You cannot tell me you wouldn't be warging into women to get fucked just to at least know what it feels like. You can't fucking do it because you'd be bullshitting.

Bran.

Sam, Jaime, Bronn
Bascially anybody left who looks like they could take the initiative on something but are ultimately cucked by women

To an extent, yes. Any kind of skin nationalist really, anti-white too.

Who is the most well written female character?

The Sam scene was pure kino. Admit it.

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Looks like another series ripe for Brandon Sanderson to shit all over

>best smiths in Westeros

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Is he not any good? My coworkers been shilling me Way of Kings because we all like Game of Thrones here.

He said he won't do it because it's too violent and sexy and he is a mormon.

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couldn't they just do another take

What do you want, he's a lefty.

Not Kino. Dany and Jorah did their best to make the scene as wooden as possible. But luckily Sam remembered he's an actual character in a story, and not an exposition dispenser.

>Left-handed people
>people
Pick one

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>Still no leaked nudes of Maisies hairy pussy being penetrated by sophie with a bad dragon dildo

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based sammy saves GoT once again

Ygritte

His movement looked odd, but purposeful. So I just assumed it's a blacksmith technique. I don't know. Does anyone here know anything about blacksmithing?

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Do you think Jorah will come to Sam first if he will get one of them penis diseases?

Stannis is still alive.

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I feel your pain brother.

Is there anyway for Jorah to redeem himself for being so pathetic?

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I’m sure this has been asked a million times but how will HBO wrap up this story in 5 episodes (given that nothing happened during episode 1 plot progression wise)? Even pulling off a cheesy fanficky fan service kind of ending, I know they have no more book material, how do they pull it off in 5 more hours when 8 years was spent getting Danny’s army to Westeros and they just NOW marched in

And why are we even getting 6 episodes vs the usual 10 when they took a year off? All that time was spent on the rumored epic longest in TV HERSTORY whitewalker battle?

Maybe the only good thing about this debacle of a final season will be that They’re heavy handedly signaling that Danny will get BTFO, which is good because her tv character has been insufferable since they went noncanon plus the actress is dogshit

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catelyn

Where is the wildling army and what do they eat?

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HE'S GOT THE BIRTHRIGHT
HE'S IN HIS PRIME
youtube.com/watch?v=sdv9CZBV00Y&t

Yes, by raping and killing dany.

>Melisandre will make Theon a magma dick
Awesome

A giant CGI monstrosity at Winterfell, where Ayra kicks the NK in iceicles. That’s about it.

>post yfw the entire epic battle of the living vs the dead boils down to another battle of the bastards with two armies clashing at winterfell

Yeah wasn't there 100,000 of them? In the books I think Jon gave them some farmland or something?

Every incel has his or her breaking point. There will be a final straw in Daenerys humiliation of him and He will kill the bitch Epic style

Okay I just saw S08E01 and haven't seen any threads.... we agree it was corny ham-fisted trash right?

What could that possibly be good for?

>plus the actress is dogshit
Most of them are. Sansa, Arya, Daenerys... People like Varys and Tyrion have stopped trying.

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>or her

There are female incels?

>100,000 of them
that's the number with Mance, before Stannis and Hardhome
Tormund says they have 2000 when they receive Ramsays letter

the white walkers are easily the worst part of the entire fucking rodeo and should not even be a thing

you mean him hitting the anvil instead of the work piece ?

that's on purpose

You wish. We both know Jorah is gonna die in some stupid charge against the Night King and that'll be the end of him.

We need to make a new banner for sir frendzoned.
>A chastity cage on a black field

Wrong

What's that good for?

I will NEVER forgive this. EVER. Also, show-Brienne is so fucking awful. I hate that unlikable cunt that plays her too, she clearly had zero understanding of the book character.
youtube.com/watch?v=VWDM6wKYnc0
Ironic how the guy who played Stannis, that has zero respect for the show or fantasy, was probably the best actor we had on this show and nailed his part.

He's a solid worldbuilder but absolutely godawful character writer, and he can't telegraph information or foreshadow anything to save his life. He's a fantasy writer for the MCU age

It's almost 5am go-to bed everyone

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Emilia Clarke and Sophie Turner are the worst actresses I've witnessed in quite some time. Fucking hell.

This is some massive fucking butthurt, jesus christ. Get over it you fucking loser, Stannis is dead and he went out like a bitch just like he will in the books.

List of characters who will 100% die

>Cersei
>Qyburn
>Mountain
>Jaime
>Jorah
>Grey Worm
>Beric
>Euron

Anyone else?

Maybe he wanted to keep rhythm, but needed an extra second to turn the metal? Or maybe he didn't want his hammer to get too hot?
He's intently hitting the side. You can see it in the way he moves. So I don't know if he's just being retarded, or maybe there's some unknown reason for that.

No it was a good setup episode, what were you incels expecting? The Night King to show up on Viserion and roast Winterfell to ashes?

>Euron and Yara scene
>Think we might get a nod to The Forsaken chapter
>le no balls quip

They could have even just mentioned Euron is drinking essence of nightshade.

Fuck I hate d&d

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if you hit the work piece with every blow you get cramps in your hands rather fast

that's why every couple of blows you hit the anvil for one blow to shake up your hand

that's where the term "ring like an anvil" comes from
it's not a dead blow but a springy motion that does not induce blunt force trauma to your hand

The Night King.

They want you to forget

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Yea Forums , guess how things turn out if Jon killed The Night King at Hardhome so the WW are gone for season 6

my dad started watching the show a while back and he asked me why I loved stannis so much
didnt know what to say except hes based

Why does Chinese algebra make your dick hard

Ah interesting.

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You should have said you wished Stannis was your dad.

you could have said he's the most competent man in westeros

Bear Cunny

>Think we might get a nod to The Forsaken chapter
Your mistake

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Keeping rhythm
You keep your hammer arm working at a steady rhythm while your other turns whatever piece of metal youre working on. You cant keep whacking at the same portion of the thing youre trying to forge

Jory is my favourite minor character and I would respectfully ask of you to delete this thread.

gods he looks strong.

It's not a mistake, it's normal, a blacksmith has to do the exact same movement with his hammer and it would be really tiresome for a blacksmith to stop doing this movement when he doesn't need to hit on what he is working on, so in order to keep the interntia he doesn't stop doing the movement instead he just hits the place on his anvil made for that purpose.

Learn that from a french blacksmith

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Tell him to read the books or better yet, make a powerpoint presentation for the whole family.

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Daily reminder that the Night King did nothing wrong

>has 10,000 years of political experience, more than any other ruler of the 7 kingdoms
>his armies have NEVER commited any act of rape or sexual assault whatsoever
>doesn't practice incest
>despite being a different species, he still rescues human babies who were left to die in the cold. He raises them and treats them like one of his own
>killed a dragon. A DRAGON all by himself! He's more badass than any other swordfighter in existence, and makes them his bitches.
>very knowledgeable and more educated than anyone. Knows about ancient magic and history thatno one else does. He even knew about Bran and the Three-Eyed Raven, so he also very likely spied and knows everything about Westeros like they do
>genious military strategist who won every single battle so far

He deserves the Iron Throne more than anyone. All hail the Night King!

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>Being american

>Jory is my favourite
*was

Margery

No, he's not going to die in the books.

Inertia * my bad

Hahahahaha this rules

Season 8 Robin Arryn

>best archer
>literally named Aimguy
>target is less than 5 yards in front of him
It's like omg were they drunk the day they filmed this LOL

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thats true

hes too much of a normie to understand

youtube.com/watch?v=WHCm56L-lTY

It's your duty to try to make him understand.

season 5 emilia clarke

Final episode
The undead almost won. Then the force ghosts of Bob, riding a boar, and Eddard appear and kill the night king.

He’s made more than enough money and fame from the success of the show. He’s not got the same motivation he once had.

when does dany stop freeing slaves and actually do something so i know when to stop skipping her scenes

>They could have even just mentioned Euron is drinking shade of the evening.
But then you guys will expect even more. You'll say that because he's drinking shade of the evening, that euron should have blue lips, and he should be doing this, and that and the other thing. And then you'll hate them even more, for not following through.

What does Danys asshole smell like, lads? No meme answers saying 'shit' or whatever.

That's what I suspected. Thanks for the info.

jon's cock

Natty Bobby

shit

pungent

A dues ex machina via

Depends on the time of day?
If it's right after a bath it's propably quite pleasant especially if she gets access to scented oils as a noble
If it's after a week long ride with no warm water it'll smell like shit, no two ways around it

what does feral dragon pussy smell like
what do you think a mere human does when he gets a lungful of pure dragon pheromones thats supposed to attract male dragons literally continents away
can you imagine what that would do to your brain

damn female jon snow is a qt

>entire season is about the invasion of a gigantic undead force that spills across the land
>first episode we don't see a single undead and it's just people talking casually and hugging

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Is book Stannis gonna burn Shirane too?

Nonthing because we don't have the related receptors

fuck off you're spoiling my head canon you goddamn killjoy

there's one undead kid at the end

youtu.be/85KYhsdqGMY

>first episode we don't see a single undead
Thanks for confirming you didn't watch the first episode

>first episode we don't see a single undead
stop watching the chinese cut my yellow friend

There's literally nothing left to do, except fight the night king, and maybe stop cersei from blowing up king's landing. What else do you think the plot needs to address? Either the night king kills everyone, or the heroes win.

melisandre ofc

Books won't get to that point

Alright here comes part 2 then.
Do you think Danys asshole is salmon pink or does she have a full on brown eye down there?

>You'll say that because he's drinking shade of the evening, that euron should have blue lips
Yes, because the show has already established unto itself that drinking shade of the evening turns your lips blue. You don't even have to be bitter bookfag for that.

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>dead

no body

Why didn't the seal team burn all the other ships?

youtu.be/QmKhGqWcJGY

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He left her at castle black and told the men he left behind to avenge him and place Shireen on the throne should he fail.
No I don't think he'll burn Shireen.

wouldnt it have went brown when she married dothraki dude

and who....are you...

>stannis says before dying at winterfell that winter is coming hard and they won't be able to travel soon
>since then people are traveling north-south with ease, including entire armies
>it's supposed to be cold as fuck with a lot of night-time, haunting blizzards, etc.
>instead it's light out, barely any snow or wind, and their breaths aren't even smoking
But surely the CGI for the EBINXD dragon flight was worth it?

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His name is Jon Snow. And he's going to destroy the weirwood at the gods eye to destroy hobbit magic. Or Jaime will remove the dragonglass shard from his heart first before he can do that.

After all that shit he'll defrost and Jon will name him warden of the norf after legitimising him.

No anal bleach in Westeros

it would be very out of character imo

I agree. But what I mean is, that Euron hasn't had blue lips in the past. So if he's suddenly shown drinking shade of the evening now, then you guys will complain how he never had blue lips before.

Look how quickly you threw facts in my face, over this slight misunderstanding. I can't imagine the hatred you would direct at D&D for such an inconsistency.

more like
>entire season is about the invasion of a gigantic undead force that will kill literally everyone
first episode is entirely
>I don't like her
>She doesn't like me
>You're so pretty
>I missed you
>DO YOU LOVE HER YES OR NO
>I'm a rich girl tee hee
>I ONLY FOLLOW DAKININDANORF

Nice. From the actual audiobook.

There was much more tension during the battle of kings landing than there was to the revelation that the wall has collapsed and the army of the dead are marching here.

That episode was so darn good.

>stannis

>dying

What's the one way this shitshow of a series would be redeemed?
IMO there's only one outcome and D&D are too shit scared to do something this bold.
Have the NightKing win it all. Without saying a word. Without even telling us what he wants. And who are you...

Best thing to come out of this show desu.

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This Black Sails was based

jon needs to be the final victor
dany needs to die

Yeah this is how I would end if I was suddenly in charge at this point. Sucks that its gonna end in the most safe, cookie cutter, cliche, anti-climatic, Disney-esque and fan-servicey way imaginable.

>Having the most generic character in the show win would redeem it

The idea that someone has to win already bogs the point, the cycle will just continue, say is Dany wins, she'll go mad just like her father before her, it's only been foreshadowed for over 20 years.

based
>Big Dick Bob Baratheon
>Khal Drogo
>Tywin

cringe
>Stannis
>CIA
>snow

onions
>daenerys
>midget
>ned

When there are no more slaves left

the kingslayer will become the queenslayer

I hope

it was a figure of speech

It's still up. Migrate

>tfw I don't like any of the characters anymore
At least Cersei and Euron were fun back in S7. Now he's a cringey weirdo and Cersei is your childless, thrice divorced, wine aunt who's spouting Facebook quotes that are probably misattributed to Marilyn Monroe.

If Bran's so smart, why didn't he tell Jon about his roots before he fucked his aunt again?

Like, they bang and he's like 'okay NOW it's time to tell him'.

heres your (you) now fuck off

What a terrible show this is
Why do we even watch this trite garbage

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Where can I find english stream ? Only find in french :(

Get her DAMN elephants.

ramsays girl with the crazy eyes

This. Since Stannis left there’s no one to root for

Exactly Stannis is stuck in a snow blizzard a thousand miles away

Ygritte looks like a chad

onion knight and kingslayer are still ok
its a shame onion knight and spider are pretty useless characters right now, its pretty obvious they're in line for the chop block

the best scene so far im looking forward to is kingslayer arriving in winterfell and seeing how they react, I was pretty fuking pissed they left it as a cliffhanger this episode

But Mel is only a few yards away.

I kind of gave a up on Davos and Jaime awhile ago. Davos lost his story and any inner conflict when he teamed up with Jon. Hell, he even forgot about his own son and is buddying up with the man who killed him. As for Jaime, he was compelling for exactly one season, and that was six years ago. His character has been pretty static ever since, serving mostly as Cersei's satellite. I feel like most of the characters people say they like are just riding on coattails of the previous, better written seasons.

What was Davoses' inner conflict again?

How far does loyalty go. What happens when loyalty conflicts with good service. Shit like that. It doesn't really work without him being indebted to and practically in love with a morally gray monarch with a red devil on his shoulder.

is that ros?

>How far does loyalty go. What happens when loyalty conflicts with good service
That was Jamie's arc when he served under Targaryen king and was also explored under Barristan. Try again.

>someone's backstory counts as an arc
>only one character gets to explore similar issues at the time
Next you'll be telling be that Connington, Jaime, and Doran aren't haunted by Robert's rebellion because Ned was.

So has this been officially retconned now?

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You're absolutely right. Honestly, this show is proof of the fact that you really need to have a focus. Jaime at this point might as well be a completely new character. Sure, his old identity might in some ways propel the plot (we saw that Dany wants to punish him or whatever) but his arc, for all intents and purposes, ended a long time ago. So little time is spent on any character building that there's no way they'll end his story in a satisfying way. Same with Davos - now he's suddenly best buds with the guy that killed his fucking kid and lost Stannis the war through some highly unethical and inhuman means.
I won't even mention Tyrion. What a fucking joke of a character, almost the exact opposite of the book. In the book, he finally realizes he's a fucking loser and that most of the bad things he's done are his own fault, and he's going through punishment and humiliation in order to become a better person. In the show they just double-down on his worst traits and take away the snark to pretend he's "grown."
It's so bad. It's all so fucking BAD.

I don't think it was reconed, just that the writers forgot what that line even meant.
>Gendry feels like he can never be Arya's family or even a true friend due to the major differences in their social standing
>this deeply hurts him, and causes him to rebuff Arya and cut his loses rather than to go full Jorah and be one of hundreds random workers under her family's command
S8
>Gendry is one of hundreds random smiths working under her family's command
>Arya is joking about him being a lowly unclutured pleb
>he is 100% okay with this and they have a good laugh

???
You completely missed what the line was about

No, the shippers are the ones who missed the point. If it was a declaration of love, he wouldn't be leaving her to join the brotherhood because there he'll be considered an equal in that very scene.