/got/

Which character interactions did we miss out on the most?

I would have liked to have seen Tywin and Stannis.

it doesnt even make sense, its retarded

Yup. He's from /Pol/

How pathetic.

Can't use money and daddy's money for an HBO sub? Gotta find a stream little sweet babyboo?

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First for the lord of light reborn

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Agreed.

They even managed to ruin Davos. And Beric is too good still, they're going to ruin or kill him off soon unfortunately.

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powerful...

show needed more white slavery

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Say my name!

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If generals are supposed to be sub-boards within their homeboards, then why isn't it just got/
because logically it would be 4channel.org/tv/got/
like you're on Yea Forums but this thread is got/

While I think you mean along the lines of Dorea, technically the entire boring arc with Jorah and Tyrion was white slavery.

First for Hound.

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>Can't use money and daddy's money
Imagine seething so hard because you got called out on being a tranny that you can't even string a sentence together without fucking up.
You will never be a woman.

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I don't expect Beric to live through it all.
D&D aren't good enough story tellers to have him end up living.

Tom Hopps on Cocks.

Season 7s premiere had a way weaker setup than this season. The 10 minute walk up to Dragonstone and the cringeworthy "Shall we begin".

Nyaarrgghh

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Billy Bones

The title should be /got/ followed by Whatever Edition (all caps) and a backlink "Previous: " underneath in the Comments.

It's not hard. It's not complicated. Why you thought you needed to put /got/ in twice and reverse camel case the second one whilst omitting the backlink and thinking we'ld all hoist you up over our shoulders and parade you around Yea Forums like Ralphie getting his A+++ currently escapes me. You sir are a stranger to reason.

I sat through last season because my ex liked it still but I had a half interest in some plotlines. This episode I turned off in the second as break. I think a 2 year break from the show has been enough for me to realise, like s relationship, it just isn't and will never be the same again.

I felt how I felt watching a Marvel movie and I haven't seen a full one of them since the start of phase 2.

Are people legitimately still enjoying this?

Yeah but it had the execution of every last male Frey as it's beginning. Shit actually happened in that premier.

I liked the parallels to the 1st episode of season 1, but a lot of the dialogue was pure garbage.

It would have been funny in season 5. Stupid thing to start the season with. They're starting to just make Tyrion a retarded asshole.

Not enough bush on GoT.

he's right.

>Are people legitimately still enjoying this?
Nobody here, everyone watches to come here and complain about it.

so what you are saying is that /got/ is full of normie redditors yes?

It's okay sweet heart, was just autocorrect. Have fun being unable to Google a stream. Maybe you can check YouTube.com

Why where all the meetups so creepy? And are we seriously zo believe that gendry and arya have nothing else to do than fall in love in the most cringey way now, just so one of them can cry when the other dies?

Did show only normies get a good idea of where it was that the kid was pinned down?

Varys with hair freaks me out.

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>D&D aren't good enough story tellers to have him end up living.
He's not even alive in the normal sense, GRR said that blood doesn't even run through his veins anymore.

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kek what is that clip from?

Dicky Tarly

M-muh kween...

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It legitimately is complete horseshit compared to season 1, but I will finish it because I'm bored and I want to know what happens in Dabid's deluded mind.

Show Beric and book Beric are two very different characters though. Show Beric wasn't resurrected nearly as many times as book Beric was.

admiral adama lookin fresh

>howdy there dont Touch my daughter

I thought eunuchs didn't have hair

When has /got/ never been full of them? If this place was full Reddit the episode would've probably been a 9.

Seriously how could you even notice Ayra with Sansa, Dany, and Missandei walking around? You never ever would. Speaking of uglies Lyanna Mormont is aging like a fucking rotting potato.

Prime Cut. Lee Marvin was a bad motherfucker.

I mean't as he's probably expecting to die for a reason, having him live through this would make it seem he has an even bigger purpose or never had one at all.

what happened man

pics?

Chapter starts in a dark forest, suddenly a hand rises from the ground

This theme is heard faintly youtube.com/watch?v=N3cDLnkYs30

post your face

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>tfw all your family and friends hate your new gf

Actually I can't tell what Arya thinks of Dany, she seemed to be siding with Sansa though

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I would unironically choose Arya out of those 4.

I wonder if Bran still talks to Sansa.

is it just me or was the dialogue in this episode really bad?

I want a better adaptation!

It’s ok to like boys. I just don’t.

Some of it. I don't think it ever got worse than season 7 and about half of it was actually pretty good.

Do you think an animated one could work?

People are fucking retarded.

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GoT was always meant to be an anime.

Nobody can google the stream without its name you fucking cretin, the usual one literally doesn't have the name game of thrones in it at all specifically to avoid being found by google searches.

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>lol. You're gay because you want to put your penis in the vagina of a girl I find unattractive.

>I'll just repeat what Yea Forums has been saying for over 24 hours now and add "is it just me"

Me2. I’m not an anime fag or anything but I think we need some kind of animated version. I just don’t think you can tell this story in live action. HBO had a gorillion dollars and they couldn’t do it.

dubs of truth
Stannis Confirmed

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Lads I'm finishing season 7, and as I write I've just watched Beyond the Wall (episode 6) and it might just be the worst hour of TV I've seen in a while. The episode doesn't fucking end and meaningless scenes endlessly drag on until they become legit melodramatic soap operas.
What the hell is going on at Winterfell? Why is everyone there stupid?
Why did Sansa ask Brienne to leave?
Why did they go on a retarded plan to get a zombie and get him to Cersei?
Why is the dialogue so shit? Why do they think forced banter is good?
WHY IS THERE SO MUCH FILLER? IT'S 66 MINUTES LONG, THE LONGEST FUCKING EPISODE WE'VE EVER HAD, AND IT HAS AT BEST 30 MINUTES OF STORY. THERE'S THREE (3) MEANINGLESS ACTION SCENES WHERE NOTHING OF IMPORTANCE HAPPENS
WHY ARE DANY AND JON FALLING IN LOVE? WHAT DO THEY SEE IN EACH OTHER?

I'm sorry but I'm legitimely mad with this shit. It has never been this dull, boring, or fucking dumb. Jesus Christ what the fuck happened? It was kinda meh in the beginning of this season but they had some solid stuff. It just looks like they gave up on this one

there is enough information in that webm to find the answer

Pretty much this

No your gay because she looks male.

Based Dubs

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So is a girl lesbian if she likes a boy that looks feminine?

Nice try George

>You don't know any other rich girl, user.

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show Beric and show Beric are also literally two very different characters.

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She looks like some actor but I can't quite place it.

shit, meant for

Maisie Williams?

Go read the available season 7 scripts online. Or go watch the Dragon Demands Youtube channel. D&D are complete frauds who have no idea how to write a script. The script reads like a book and really clears character motives up. D&D expect the actors to be able to emote everything and they don’t believe they need to tell a story in screen at all. George actually has been a screen writer for decades that’s why the early season were way better when he was helping work on them. Combined with some of the directors noticing the scripts are stupid and confusing and trying to insert things to help tell a more sensical story.

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I chuckled. It wasn't bad. It wasn't 10 lit emojis good either.

Because muh backstory like what 3 seasons ago. The only encountee that didnt feel like aliens imitating human behaviour was arya and jon imo.

Well that too. I like the second actor better.

andy serkis

If they changed her hairstyle she'd actually be cute. As it is, she looks like a middle aged man. God damn can they get anything in this show right?

Sam could've delivered way better

I know that but at there last encounter she was a child. Thus he wouldn’t think about her in a romantic manner unless when they met again now that she was grown he noticed she was exceptionally beautiful or exceptionally impressive to him in some way. She was exceptionally nothing except extremely strange in that scene.

Its because all the starks gotta have the same hairstyle (else we forget these ugly fucks are related)

>WHY ARE DANY AND JON FALLING IN LOVE? WHAT DO THEY SEE IN EACH OTHER?
They're young, hot, and they live in a dangerous world where anyone could die tomorrow. They're also blood related, and humans are genetically predisposed to find relatives attractive.

I'm glad that even thought they cut the episodes down they still insist on having at least one scene with some naked whores in it. They probably put three in this episode to make up for there being none in the next two.

Jon is the plumpest rump in Westeros.

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Stop. Their scene was cute. I hope they fuck.

People were praising his acting in this episode. I thought it was actually pretty shitty.

>btw half your family died a horrible death
>bottom lip quivers and have a few sniffles

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>Britbong actor with perfectly round head
>raising awareness for Dunning-Kruger

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>not even shouting in impotent rage at the realization that she burned your brother

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>when they fuck up her costuming completely trying to make her look like a bad ass but she still manages to act cute with Gendry
don't know why Yea Forums shits on Maisie, she's much better than Sophie Turner for example

Arya and Shansa plan to kill Jon and Dany.

In her dreams

>People were praising his acting in this episode.
Probably because he was the only one who acted.

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>People were praising his acting in this episode
Yeah well compared to Harrington's performance, which was shit despite hogging the camera the entire time, almost everyone looks better

>Dany dies on her dragon
>other dragon reveal to be female
>it wants to fuck john snow
>he doesn't get a say in the matter cuz it's a fucking dragon
>she just kind of strips him naked and presses him up to her dragon pussy
>he doesn't really get it and tries escaping, so she straddles him and slides his whole body in headfirst
>her orgasm so good she just collapses on the ground, legs splayed, humping the ground feeling snow wriggling in terror inside her
Haha nah dragons are dumb animals

Just watched the season premiere and I laughed throughout.

What did I mean by that?

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WHY IS HER HEAD SO FUCKING ROUND?

Do you unironically enjoy Marvel flicks?

She's so pretty

This scene was like a Disney movie

since R+L=A is now confirmed does that also confirm young griff is a blackfyre fucking shit as suspected?

Honestly the faces that Daenerys did in this episode were all very cringe.

>Nine years old at the start of A Game of Thrones, Arya's appearance is more Stark than Tully, with a long face,[1] grey eyes,[17] and brown hair.[1] She is skinny and athletic. She is generally regarded as plain, as exemplified by a nickname "Arya Horseface",[1] and is often mistaken for a boy.[18][3] However, there are instances of her being called pretty[13] and compared to her beautiful late aunt, Lyanna Stark.[2]
How did they fuck up casting so bad?

STANNIS

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>when you get paid more and more as the show gains popularity, but your acting gets worse and worse
genuinely why does this happen?

>that scene directly after this laughable mess
>Jon: it's cold out here for a southern girl like you
can't fucking stress how unbelievably cheezy it sounded like one of those paperback fapfics that old ladies read
the whole episode felt like it was written by one

Phoning it in

Have you ever had a job?

Number 1

A good act does not wash out the bad, nor a bad act the good.

if we get sexts in this thread based Stannis comes back

>A HEAD LIKE A FUCKING ORANGE

I wouldn't be phoning it in if I was getting fucking promoted

Acting in one role is not the kind of thing that causes burnout, are u fucking serious they don't work on GOT for most of the year, they have other roles

Knee = bent

Do you know where you are?

Why were there so many quips, bros?

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It's all the showrunners know

Q U I P S
U
I
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S

Why did it feel like I was watching a Marvel movie?

>Says one line
>Takes a break for every character to stare at each other.
>Says two more lines.
>Takes another break for everyone to star at each other.
>Someone makes a quip and turns away
>Stares at their back, saying nothing.

WHERE'S THE NEW PRESTON VIDEO

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Am I the only one who thinks this show is less than stellar?

It is just me or I'll just repeat what Yea Forums has been saying for over 24 hours now and add "is it just me"?

>2 years off
>First thing out is someone's mouth is another fucking Eunuch joke

I don't know what I expected...

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This flirting was weird. Gendry is a man and Arya still looks like a child.

>Look at me I'm special. I don't like popular thing as much as you.

>using your three-eyed raven powers to see your sister being raped

It's Yea Forums Bran?

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dude I drink and know stuff lmao

why is Dickon the older brother in the show, but the younger in the books? It makes no fucking sense, seeing as Sam going to the night's watch was for the purpose of getting rid of the "useless" first born child.

>Gendry is a man and Arya still looks like a child.
they look the same age man lmao...

>why is Dickon the older brother in the show
He's not. He's younger.

I miss Myranda ._. those hip bones..

Why the fuck are dialogues so fucking bad

It's like watching a marvel movie, you cant have a normal conversation between characters because your audience has the attention span of a 10 yr old, so you have to make every convo bunch of oneliners and shitty jokes or otherwise they get bored and lost.

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filtered

Are you fucking stupid, they go around pretending to be the same boring, poorly written character for 12 hours a day for several months at a time, of course they get bored

Sibling love is purest love in the world!

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forget the quips
the whole episode felt like a teenage romcom-lite like it was airing on nickelodeon and not hbo
>those catty staredowns between shansha and dany
>the totally contrived sappy romance between jon and dany
>all the focus on tension is between characters and what they think or feel towards each other instead of overarching politics, intrigue or their impending collective doom
>reunions galore and hugs all around, only one fat fuck had the "acting" sense to even put on any water works
can't have any negative emotions in the walking dead: medieval tweens edition

Just accept that the main target audience is tumblr girls and black twitter retards. The dialogue and how the characters are written is 100% proof of this.

Shes his aunt though

How would you write the dialogue better? rewrite one scene for example. You realize people don't talk in long expository speeches in real life either?

Yeah there were more quips than ever before but they showed more restraint than a Marvel movie. They never used them at inappropriate times. They could have made some dumb quip about him fucking his aunt. It could have been worse.

if the dialogue wasn't so fucking awful this would be a totally fine opening ep
the dany jon dragonriding cringe would have been cancelled out by based Sam realizing Dany as a ruler wont be able to hold a candle up to jon and hes probably going to have to kill her with heartsbane, or at least push Jon as the true heir

>[GoT casting director pulls seemingly-random extra from the sea of boring white male extras]
>Yeah, Beige McBlando?
No, it's David Machael Scott. I go by all three and together I feel my name is quite memorable.
>Ok, so we have been pulling-out our hair over finding our Beric Dondarion for our series which will likely provide 5-10 years of stable work for numerous actors
oh my god... really...? holy shit... i can't believe this... i cant wait till i tell my mom... throwing my life away with acting they said... oh my god... thank you...
>[awkward pause]
>yeah so we're out of time and we need the most beige, unremarkable white guy ever to stand-in and Sam Worthington wasn't available for that but that's cool because I just realized how much I never noticed you as an extra
[audible sob]
>so let's get you ready for your big speaking role
>actually, your extras clothes are fine. No need to wait on a cool costume or anything.
>trust me, we love you just the beige you are.

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Does anyone else think this script could use a bit of work or is it just me?

God I wish that were me.

you don't like white men. we get it. hang yourself already please

are you retarded?
only one rewatch of any episode from S1-S4 will give you proper dialogue that puts this whole shitshow to utter shame
there's some scenes where it's literally one question after the other, always followed by sarcastic answers
it's insane

it fills me with delight that you didn't see the episode yet
you're too dumb to google. holy fuck

i hope your tongue gets stuck in the next anus

you have made a different iteration of this post several times now

They realized how much money and attention "I drink and I know things" gathered so the HBO marketing team demanded they increase the one-liners tenfold.. but D&D forgot they only had 6 episodes to finish a beloved series so they crammed all of the corny lines into two cringey filler episodes (yup, episode 2 will be just as shitty -- check the episode length)

Young Griff is Lyanna's son. Daenerys is a Blackfyre fucking shit.

that...made me really sad.

This is a relatively more recent photo of the Mormont actress.
I don't think anyone expected her to be a beauty. But it's still sad to see her gradually lose her cute features.

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did all the character development in this show happen off screen?
>arya now a master swordsman
>sansa now smort
>jon snow famous in the north (tbf this is from s6)
>jaime hair now grey
>theon is recovered from his torture
>tyrion has brain damage from the alcohol

I'm glad someone else noticed the tiresomely slow pace of the dialogue. Was beginning to think I had ADHD

many such cases

What cute features? She looked like shit from the start.

>Sansa tells Tyrion he's a dumbass for trusting Cersei
>HUUUURRRR I KNOW CERSEI BETTER THAN YOU, DON'T ASK ME HOW
>MOST OF MY KNOWLEDGE OF HER IS FROM HER SON JOFFREY AND WHISPERS FROM LITTLEFINGER
Even if she is right, she isn't right based off knowledge, she's just a pessimist and didn't consider that Tyrion assumed JAIME -Literal leader of the fucking Army- Lannister honored his word to his little brother

Fuck, why is Sansa such a spiteful cunt who acts like Queen shit of the make believe brigade? She's been nothing but handed out, used goods since Purple Wedding

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>characters used to imply a lot about themselves, their family and the world in a sentence or less
anyone else miss this? damn I feel old

Sad!

nth for gendry and arya will have cute babies

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white men amirite?
you will never pass as a woman

>beady

you forgot our guy, bran

She's got that medieval inbred aesthetic. I'm sure the northerners didn't mind.

>character development
>sansa

WHERES THE BEST GIRL AT

REEE

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i dont know about cute but they will look good

No, he's the older, watch the show again/read the books.

His father exiled him to the night's watch to disown him so his preferred son could be heir to House Tarly

>sentient potato child head

where in the show does it say dickon is older? He looks older but thats only because sams a fat disheveled autist

This character is so fucking awful I don't know where to begin.

>the reason s8 only has 6 episodes is because every one is movie length
>S8E1 = 50 minutes
so they lied?

In her bog. Playing with her bog.

>Are people legitimately still enjoying this?
It didn't seem like a lot happened but the way that faithful friend sam gangee character turned into the most devious treasonous vengeful snake in the space of a minute makes the season look promising.
>all kindsa backstabbing shenanigans

Sam is the eldest son, his younger brother is what Randal wanted in a boy and sam was sent to the wall to disavow any claims of legacy

Imagine if they recast Arya at some point when shes supposed to be older and a qt like this played her role instead of the goblin

Wouldnt that character be so much better now that all the smug face moments are removed and its not completely unrealistic that someone completely out of her league like Gendry is actually interested in her

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and yet the one Stark kid who got to take a season off - allowing the audience to believe whatever they need to in order to make their dramatic leap to competence plausible - is the character who needed it the least.

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Playing with her gutter more like.

Yep. Just like last season.

Looks ayyylium to me

That's what he said.

who is this?

>forever alone
>forever beige
keep seething

>Arya now a master swordsman
That's pretty bullshit desu, it would make sense for her to be able to kill, but not actually take on Brienne in a fair fight, straight up shit writing.

>Sansa now smort
I think she's only one who received formal education in the North. I can buy her learning things from people surrounding her in KL, but to be actually considered big brain girl in the show's world is bullshit too.

>Jon Snow famous
Easily believable, he won the war of the bastards and only support he got going in is from Mormont with her 60 knights.

>Jaime hair now grey
You do realize that Jaime was in king's guard when the mad king ruled? He looked good in S1 for sure, but he wasn't that much than Ned Stark canonically, he was some hotshot upstart in S1 already.

>theon is recovered from his torture
Can't grow his cock back AND THAT'S A GOOD THING

>Tyrion has brain damage from the alcohol
I think it's just aneurysm from how Sansa is now considered big brain child.

Now thats not nice :/

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When's Lady Stoneheart and Darkstar appearing in the show?

>He looked good in S1 for sure, but he wasn't that much younger than Ned Stark canonically, he wasn't some hotshot upstart in S1 already.
Fuck I am retarded

gendry is a literal son of a whore from fleabottom who has been treated like shit most of his life and arya is one of the only people who he bonded with and shes a noblewoman. I dont think its out of the realm of possibility that shes somewhat attractive to him.

So is Qyburn going to make Cersei an elite squad of two dozen Ser Robert Strongs? Semi-undead bros that can’t be turned to wights.

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How did Jaime's beard grow so much in what, 3 days? cold's a catalyst for facial hair?

Wasn't season 7 mean't to be split into two parts? Did they realize how retarded that was and just rename the final season as season 8 instead.

So how did jaime get by moat cailin

oh no no no

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The twist will be that since they are already undead, the night king can already control them.

>>arya now a master swordsman
GIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRL power, her being a smug cunt is the only thing D&D can do to allegedly convey Arya's growth, despite her getting her shit rocked by Waif-u
>>sansa now smort
GIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRL power, literally nothing else. She has no fucking concept of anything apart from how to take Ramsay and Dog dick from behind
>>jon snow famous in the north (tbf this is from s6)
DaKingIndaNorf!
>>jaime hair now grey
every season they change the hair a bit
>>theon is recovered from his torture
he beat the shit out of an ironborne last season, yara being kidnapped musta set something off
>>tyrion has brain damage from the alcohol
Tyrion sucked at tactics, just lucked out one time at blackwater and is very logical with his diplomacy

disguised himself as a norfman by dying his hair

This. Holy shit, woman and goober man children love her. It's like a fucking YA novel now. 2 fucking years for that goofy shit.

>Brienne
Where the fuck is she? They're supposed to have her and Jaime fighting side by side again followed by a confession and emotional death scene.

>i know, lets cast this jewy girl with curly hair
>not a goblin amirite i mean bong genetics lol
She'd spend the entire conflict hiding the attic writing in her diary, so i guess that's one way of getting rid of the character without technically killing her off.

What do you mean 3 days?

fuck sakes she really needs a diet to get rid of all that face fat

Imagine if Littlefinger had been adapted faithfully.

I think her and her boytoy were in the background in some scene?

that explains alot of about this episode

Who is "they"? The "feature-length episodes" bullshit was literally a baseless rumor championed by a bunch of shitposters. Even the CEO of HBO openly deconfirmed it like a year ago by saying the episodes should be around average length. Even so, the last three episodes are an hour and 20 mins going by the leaked runtimes which is still pretty hefty for television.

>Easily believable, he won the war of the bastards
ramsay says he's famous in the north BEFORE the battle. do you think people in the north go around talking about how cool the nights watch commander is? I don't think so

You can be faithful only so much with an actor they cast.

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i like how he grew more hair than when he was a prisoner of the boltons.

It struck me to look her up, because of this photo that everyone is passing around. Where she looks pretty tall. She's not tiny firecracker she used to be. I guess this was recorded a year or two ago. So she would have been 13-14 at the time?

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streamable.com/5nzoj

it's like poetry, it rhymes

It takes like a month from King's Landing to Winterfell.

hope sansa and daenarys gets raped to death to shut up all the yaas queens

you're clearly missing my point about tyrion.
>s1 tyrion
>witty and actually says funny things
>s6+ tyrion
>NO COCK HUEHUE *sips from goblet*

His death should at least have been more akin to how he thinks
>While LF is slowly trying to dismantle the stark girl's claims, Bran jumps in
>LF downplays Bran's visions as nonsense, puts on his own story that sorta wins the lords over
>Royce goes in with his accusations of spiriting sansa away
>shit starts piling on, LF can no longer handle each accusation accordingly, tries to bail
>they don't let him
>goes on for a bit, he starts cracking
>Some fuck just guts him

Holy shit, she'll be Kit's height in a year. Maybe taller. Imagine

the show does a poor job at conveying distance and time

Leaked final shot of next episode

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Well, maybe. But I am under the impression that the Strong army are technically living and are suppressed by toxins and that would be impeding to the Night King’s warging. Pretty sure the warging is difficult enough with the dead (wights) and the living (hodor). Some drugged up Frankenstein might be immune to warging.

seething

Why is the "king" of the north shorter than the Lady of Winterfell? would you pledge loyalty to a manlet?

>hello erica I loved you in solo
>g-george it's Emilia
>yeah and star wars like this show used to not suck

Sansa magically, instantaneously developed the second she roomied with LF, Lysa, and that autistic jew spawn. She became "smart" and manipulative overnight. I believe she also instantaneously developed into a cynical pessimist the second Ramsay was taken out and she took control of winterfell.

Theon recovered instantaneously when he threw Ramsay's fuckbuddy over the wall but then relapsed when Euron killed off the worst characters in the entire series. More importantly, he developed teleportation abilities in between s7 and s8 because how else did he sneak on and off a ship in the middle of a naval armada in the bay of Kings fucking Landing? Fucking stupid.

Long story short: everything magically changes the second we leave the Ramsay timeline (..probably because that's where the source material stopped)

>I just wanted to come here personally to thank you for being a part of something so perfect
>Without you, Solo could possibly have been much better and with that, i would stand here today a less-appreciated man
>All I hear now is "we're sorry George" and "we miss you George" and I feel like a big part of that is, well, in no small measure because of you, Emilia.
>Again, from one autist to another, thank you.

>yeah and star wars like this show used to not suck
That's a lie in both cases.

every scene between them is fucking cringe

Yeah but also you're retarded.

season 1 is pretty fucking kino dude. star wars episodes 4 and 5 are great movies (overblown sure but very good movies)

They probably assume that after they already established how long it takes to travel in the first few seasons, that audiences will be able to do the math in their head. Do they don't waste time with pointless travelling scenes. When what is more important, is what happens at the destination.

Everyone else with a brain would have thought "huh, Jaime has a beard now, he must have spent a long time riding". But the idiots who want to sound smart will say retarded shit like "LOL, HOW DID HE GROW A BEARD SO FAST?! WOW THE WRITING IS SHIT"

Or maybe Ramsay's semen makes people smart. I can buy that at this point.

Unironically, Tyrion's s7 plan to attack westeros would have worked if Euron didn't have warp points

pushing daenerys to be more of a villain and showing more of based berick is enough to make me like it so far.

well if it isn't mr salad fork.

Keep in mind the people who don't follow GoT and the endless sea of shilling that went into the last season. They must be pissed and voted negatively even if they don't watch the show

>how else did he sneak on and off a ship in the middle of a naval armada in the bay of Kings fucking Landing? Fucking stupid.
That's not quite so stupid. Euron clearly took a boat back to shore, and there'd probably be a ton of boats moving back and forth carrying whores or selling shit. A boat going back and assaulting one ship isn't exactly something the armada would be on the lookout for.

The retarded part was just skipping straight from the rescue scene to three ships sailing away on open seas, making it look like they just sailed off with the flagship with nobody in the armada giving a fuck.

I unironically want these two to survive and spend rest of their days in Iron Islands. Have a dozen of fucking ugly babies too, one with fetal alcohol syndrome.

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please tell me her and Sansa are going to die this season

fuck me they can't keep getting away with this shit

everyone looked pretty much the same as yesterday except Jaime who's going through a hobo phase

I saw it. Had to download it because you chucklefuck trannies didn't just give me the link, but I saw it.

Kill yourself honestly you fucking redditor waste of oxygen.

Euron is the most pathetic adaptation attempt I have ever seen
Dabid and dan are so fucking talentless. Its clear they have no love for the GoT universe

To be fair, If I was sold off to Ramsay by the only man I trusted, and then got repeatedly raped, I to would become a cynical pessimist. That makes sense.

And also, Theon and his crew look just like every other Ironborn. If they just pretended like nothing was wrong, then who would stop them? Any watcher would just assume the ironborn are doing ironborn stuff.

you don't get FAS from one glass of wine or two, how poor is your medical knowledge of pregnancy

how fucking DARE you

I didn't say I want that baby to be a Lannister.

Dany is a goner, but Sansa is one of the most likely characters to survive.

Jaime is the only likeable character.

>after they already established how long it takes to travel in the first few seasons
Except they never did, the sense of scale in this show is absolute shit, always has been.

>Remember Jon Snow, with great power also comes great responsibility
>Thank you, Uncle Ben
How did I never see that before?

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this

>Cersei
>only drinking one glass or two

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>Its clear they have no love for the GoT universe
They don't. They only did this series because they wanted to do the red wedding.

Fetal Alcohol syndrome

this show can still be saved if everybody turns on Dany and the season ends with her decapitated outside Winterfell by Jon

Everyone else is living in a castle, where they have baths and barbers. I think the first episode of the show, shows the boys getting a cut and a shave.

I bet you haven't even thought about why Jaime's hair is dark all of a sudden.

They absolutely did. You'd have to be retarded not to comprehend the travel time, when they spend sometimes whole episodes with the events that happen while on route to someplace. The whole incident with Arya and Joffrey and Lady dying, happened during their travels.

Tyrion and Catelyn stark meeting, and subsequently getting attacked, was during travel.

All of Arya before Braavos, is just wandering around in route to one place or another.

How?

>Just watched the season premiere and I laughed throughout.
Same, its just a comedy show for me by this point. There were maybe 3 passable scenes and total of 0 seconds of fluent well-written dialogue.

So after watching it, here's my hot take on it.
>Cringy out of place dialogue
>The acting in general has become so bad, you can tell nobody gives a fuck anymore.
>No sign of Dany giving the slightest shit about her lost dragon still
>Everybody still giving a shit about worthless titles when the dead are coming to wipe them out

I swear, this shit is just tragic.
I want to see Cersei getting skull fucked by Euron at this point. Does it do anything to fix this irredeemable mess of a season? No, but I might as well get something out of this shit.

Wasn't Jon supposed to marry the little Mormont girl?

Cersei in episode 1 after traveling from King's Landing to Winterfell: "We've been riding for a month"

He's hot.

Can I have some pics of that gay bar? You know, the ones where they cheer for deaths of Sam's family and the like.

>>No sign of Dany giving the slightest shit about her lost dragon still
This would have been a good opportunity to make her mourn, and show emotion, and act out like a crazy dragon bitch, but she was just dumb disney princess out of place in the norf they dont respect me jon.

Apparently, her and Kit still stay in contact outside of the show. Like Drake and Millie Bobby Brown.

>cold's a catalyst for facial hair?

Its a very well known catalyst. Your body goes into hair growing overdrive.

His general arc would have been the same: undone by terminal oneitis, transferred from Kat to Salsa. Giving her away because he likes them broken-in. Arrogantly thinking that exploiting her and securing her consent to that exploitation renders the act and its consequences morally neutral. He fails to consider that over time his alignment is still at best neutral, but in reality still pretty shitty and all it took is one crippled autist to show up and start dropping truth bombs.

what did he mean by this?

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To be fair, that was an entire caravan going slowly and stopping frequently to camp and touristy sites

thats an entire entourage of the king,all his royal family members stopping at every stronghold on the way. Jaime is one man on a horse.

>Everybody still giving a shit about worthless titles when the dead are coming to wipe them out
I hope this at least pays off with a lot of good deaths. I'm really disappointed with the lack of impending doom in the air though. Maybe next episode.

Has Martin explained what do dead children do when they become Wights?

Actually, where are the women too?

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The ONLY sensible thing Sansa says all episode is raising concerns about how they're going to house and feed thousands of new soldiers and 2 dragons which is answered with a quip and then never addressed again. Fucking hell this show is shit

WHAT DID HE MEAN BY

>You're a man now
>almost

Sansa.....the rape....the rape sansa....it was beautiful....

ofc its about NK

Jorah and Bran are the best characters this season and the only non cringe worthy ones. Prove me wrong, you literally can't.

Also how fucking pathetic is it that an emotionally blank Bran is one of the better characters? Holy fucking shit this is gonna be such a shit show.

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Just watched first episode of latest season, i'm getting sick and tired of this dragon faggotry, i really like the first few seasons they just keep going overboard with this shit, i'm enjoying the re-encounters but it's not cutting it when you got undead dragons doing dumb shit or jon snow coming back from the dead. i'm just watching just to get through since i made it so far (also the hound) am i the only one that feels this way?

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What rape? You mean the marital sex?

He fucked his sister and pushed me out a window crippling me. And he was a good friend.

he's a cripple

According to the books, men, women, and children are taken all the same.

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>and then got repeatedly raped

When did Sansa get raped?

Is it just me, or did Bran look at Jorah in a suspicious way. It was when Dany first arrived.

Bran is /ourguy/

Teleportation clearly runs in Greyjoy genes. I wouldn't be surprised if Theon makes it to Winterfell by next episode.

Bronn and Podrick are the only people who deserve to survive

Shortly after she was unlawfully wed, under intimidation, and false pretense.

I am still enjoying it, but I am also a big comic book fan, so I am used to all kinds of levels of writing and deterioration of it, I've seen worse. The only thing that annoys me is that this is presented with straight face when better schlock like Spartacus knew what it was about.

There is no accepted "safe" amount of alcohol to consume during fetal development.

Jiame had a good redemption arc. I'm just sad lady stark isn't there to give him a backrub.

>husband on wedding night
>rape

literally impossible

there are at least two Lady Starks available to rub Jamie's back.

millennia of human history say otherwise

... ;)

There was nothing illegal or intimidating about it. She went there willingly because she wanted to betray the Boltons in retaliation for their prior betrayal.

>Vows to protect Sansa
>Hurts her
He forsook his vows.

He was waiting for Jaime

I think he was waiting for Jaime. Fucking weirdo sat out there all night.

It's like when you're playing a Bethesda RPG and wait outside a shop for 9 hours until it opens.

KEK

New:

>>he doesn't get a say in the matter cuz it's a fucking dragon

Eats his arse because they can eat whatever they want.

no, and even if it was funny it would have been poorly placed

MAARIO NAHARIS

You mean the blank autist stare?

That's more retarded than the FAS kids.

I don't get the rage behind Sam. His family sent him to the blackwatch for something he didn't do. His family disowned him. Sam's story is a tragic one and his family didn't give two shits if he lived going to the watch was a death sentence. You give up all titles, lands, possessions and sex.

>for something he didn't do.
All he had to do is do it, and he wouldn't have been disowned. The huge bitch deserved it and Dickon was the right heir.

Now you're getting it.