Mother of Burgers edition
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/got/
Brody White
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Aaron Edwards
Is Darkstar of the night?
Adam Lee
A crow for the queen
Luis Martinez
P E R F E C T I O N
Jack Jenkins
When she tries to ride the dragon and it can't take off. Pretty disappointing desu
Brandon Evans
Reminder that DORNE IS WHITE
Jayden Taylor
First for strongest character
Jacob Adams
S T A N N I S
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Nathaniel Cruz
Yes. He was weaned on night juice.
Connor Garcia
Everyone's saying she hit the wall but I find here a lot more attractive this season
Sebastian King
she would be so sexy if she were pregnant
Kevin Jackson
So if Dany married Khal Moro instead of Khal Drogo, would Drogon be named Moron instead?
Cooper Harris
For me, it's Myranda
Leo Butler
Kek
John Walker
No but really, what if the rest of the Seasons were as good as Season 1?
Jonathan Morris
F A G G I S
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Hunter Edwards
post some one true king videos
youtube.com
Wyatt Myers
SOMEBODY KILL THE DAMN BOAR BEFORE I PISS MYSELF
Christian Smith
Reminder that Kit Harrington is literally a noble.
Alexander Gutierrez
B E N D
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Grayson Myers
>when NotreDame memes are probably the best OC to come out of the first episode
When did it all go so wrong with this show?
Evan Garcia
Owen King
More king, your boar?
Oliver Morris
What if Daario comes back?
Carter Clark
MUH DICK
Luis Robinson
Imagine fighting for a fucking dragonball
Jaxson Price
Anthony Clark
Bentley Rivera
>Stannis
>dead
James Martinez
Lucas Martinez
Ian Taylor
t. Renlyfag
Adam Allen
How come there's nothing else worth watching on tv other than got? I remember back in the day there was 10 good shows at the same time
Jacob Taylor
Jason Jackson
BERIC CHADS REPORT THE FUCK IN
Zachary Flores
kingsmoot scene when?
Chase Peterson
Too old
Charles Price
Where is best house?
Jonathan Turner
huh.. that's true
Charles Wilson
There is only one Aegon VI
Bentley Richardson
Come back a poor sell sword or be a king who lives in a pyramid? There needs to be an adventures of daario mini series spin off about the crazy shit he has been doing during his tenure as king shit.
Sebastian Ross
I swear to god, cünnybear is gonna turn me into a pedophile...
James Sullivan
Isaac Carter
Mother of fire/flying types?
Leo Cooper
*blocks your path*
Evan Murphy
What if Jon is (f)Aegon?
Ryder Walker
Isaac Gray
What's an Azor?
Asking for my dad
Jacob Nguyen
F A N N I S
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Brayden Foster
Serious question - what has Shansha done that qualifies the script treating her as a prodigious genius? The odd scene of her talking about grain? The only real power move I remember her making was lying to save Littlefinger's ass in S4.
Anthony Torres
I cringe everytime this little cunt is on
Isaac Wilson
Why are they so fucking edgy?
Dominic Wood
she's not even sexy wtf user
Kevin Martin
Really? I felt like she looked considerably older in this new season. Maybe it's just my imagination.
Wyatt Lee
too soon
Michael Parker
Gavin King
Jaxon Howard
Has Azor Ahai even been mentioned on the show?
Adrian Watson
Those who do not bend the knee will be destroyed. Stannis will return.
Aaron Morgan
still can't believed they killed her brehs
hottest whore in westeros
Jace Jones
>tfw playing mount and blade GOT mod
>house Mertyns got the iron throne
ayy
Grayson Parker
Aegon Blackfyre you mean?
Landon Robinson
William Rodriguez
Wyatt Cooper
Green Apple or Red Apple, which house is better?
Isaiah Young
Season 1 is great but it's missing Stannis.
Liam Johnson
>Blacktyde
>Farwynd
>and many others
>GURM an Ys
God fucking damn it
Jayden Adams
I had no idea Ser Beric was a Muslim touring Europe's great Catholic cathedrals.
Owen Cox
Is everyone is in Essos safe from the white walkers?
Lincoln Myers
not canon
Ryan Stewart
Adam Long
I thought it was Cersei
Lincoln Lopez
shouldnt baelish be the songbird
Liam Collins
Not him, but I like her attitude, seems like she would be a great lolidom.
Ryder Sullivan
The Night King and his lieutenants are smart. Do you really think they couldn't get across a Narrow Sea?
Lincoln Lee
Kevin Russell
Nathan Bailey
4u user
Jaxson Lewis
Joseph Jackson
>The Night King and his lieutenants are smart
Name one thing they have contributed to the advancement of society.
Brayden Morales
The most beta of mottos
Dominic Green
If you are going to molest a kid you should at least pick a cute one
Isaac Bell
>House Duncan
Where did he get that from? It's Duncan The Tall, not Tall the Duncan.
Angel Adams
I like green apples, so I'll fight for them I guess.
Ayden Wilson
I'd say gamma
Josiah Cooper
They are certainly advanced their own society south. You think they cant figure out some rafts?
Elijah Parker
Nolan Davis
Ending rumour:
Snow falls at the foot of the Iron Throne. The throne room is barren except for Cersei, who takes one last smug sip of wine, all her enemies dead. Wights rush the throne room, headed by the Night King, who impales Cersei. The Night King then takes off his mask to reveal Brienne, who winks directly at the camera and says: "It was a shadow with the face of Stannis Baratheon. FIN.
Josiah Butler
>yfw stannis, radmure, and the blackfish return at the head of an army of mountain clansmen, crannogmen, and the remaining sellsword companies of the Free Cities to save the realm and return it to it's rightful king
Juan Powell
his face looks fucking weird, something is off. is it the mouth?
Gabriel Johnson
More wine, Your Grace?
Samuel Morales
S1-S2 Arya you mean?
Gavin Ross
Carson Garcia
Very based post.
Angel Turner
Why doesn't this nigga just time travel and kill everyone?
Tyler Russell
UMMM sweaty have sex
Thomas Ward
You have exceptionally low standards. But yes even S1 Arya was cuter than bear loli.
Kayden Evans
Joseph Rodriguez
I like to think she would molest me.
Bentley Moore
STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS
STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS
STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS
STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS
STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS
Asher Jones
look at this fucking twink
James Wood
based björnposter
Anthony Roberts
The fuck is he gonna do? Wait until a bad guy walks by a weirwood and fall on them?
Juan Moore
first for House Lipps
Nolan Ortiz
LOOK AT THIS IDIOT
Jeremiah Barnes
LANCEL
BY THE GODS, WHAT A STUPID NAME
Christian Diaz
Who should play Jon Connington? Him, or...
Isaiah Harris
Do you even get charged when you kill a pedo?
Evan Peterson
First for Sandor Clegane
Austin Wright
Him,
Christopher Ross
I'd go gay for either of these dudes so I'm good with either.
Jack Stewart
Not how lolidom works.
Leo Nguyen
Well he's got a dragon now, nothing stopping him from flying over and starting another army. I assume it turns winter there too.
Jaxson Brooks
Anthony Nguyen
Based
Hudson Long
this picking cute kids is for long term plans and grooming only
Christian Foster
God what a stupid name
Jason Rodriguez
either one is based
Zachary Sanchez
The Good
>be Bronn
>tiny imp Lannister has finally gone somewhere relatively safe
>dumbass pretty boy Lannister finally figured out his waifu a shit
>bitch queen Lannister too distracted to give me any trouble
>decide to spend the evening getting ridden by three quality whores
The Bad
>cunts won't stop talking about battle and blood
>I do my whoring to forget about all that
>lamenting wounds taken by shitty unblooded southron boys while the thundercock of the fookin dragon piercer is hanging out
>I'm not paying you to fail to trigger me with PTSD
The Ugly
>upjumped fake maester cunt comes in and creeps on my orgy
>disbands my well paid for whores, one of whom proceeds to try to ride his dick
>drops his necromantic spaghetti and mutters about pox
>compares me to him and implies Im best off serving bitch queen directly
>asks me to kill two of the only men I actually get along with and like, and I have to go to the frozen North where they are starving and being killed by zombies
Bros I'm thinking the chests if gold might not be worth it. Or, in any case, what's really keeping him from just riding to Lannisport or somewhere safe and waiting until this whole thing blows over?
Carson Howard
Yeah?
Michael Brooks
All right so we know now that Sansa is the smartest. Because they TOLD us she is the smartest. What made her smart? Being raped. She was pretty dumb before becoming goth.
So here is my plan for saving everyone:
*All of the remaining Night's Watch rapists, The Hound, random perverts etc. are formed into a giant rape train.
*Gendry is raped by at least a hundred men which turns him into a stu-tier engineer even more than he is now. He makes dragon glass gatling guns and dragon glass uzis for Arya.
*Arya gets raped which turns her into a super sue-ninja. She gets the uzis and now she can do gun-kata like in Equilibrium.
*Bran gets raped which turns him into Bran the Builder 2 only he can move the stones with his mind which was already pumped from being raped by a tree.
*Sam gets raped into having the powers of super speed-reading and being attractive to women.
*Tyrion gets raped into being season one Tyrion.
*Jorah's rape power is his greyscale comes back but now he controls the greyscale, he's kind of like Venom now but he typically turns into a giant greyscale werebear.
Matthew Brooks
Bend the knee, cunt.
Cooper Moore
On the face of tragedy we must cope with comedy
Caleb Carter
how can people still watch this after what they did to Brynden Rivers. God damn travesty
Levi Gonzalez
>turn all of westeros
>steal their boats
>???
>profit
Lincoln Bennett
So how are they supposed to wrap up the series in just 5 episodes again? E2 will be prepping for a fight, then E3 will be the fight itself. Now it's ridiculous to think that the entire Night King shit will be resolved in just one episode, so they'll likely lose and retreat, it will mean another 3 episodes to tie up all the loose ends including the White Walkers and Kingslanding shit
How will they do it?
Cameron Rogers
cute yummy mummy with petite ass...ohh and perky breasts. She's my favorite
Carter Nguyen
>How will they do it?
Are you doubting D&D?
Jace Howard
You mean cut him from show? 3ER in the show obivously was not Brynden Rivers
Eli Ward
Not anymore. Night King has been long gaming, the Doom was the White Walkers' fault somehow and with a dragon, he can cross the sea and curbstomp a few towns to start an army there. No more nation of dragonriders with Valerian steel to get in his way. Everything west of Asshai is already as good as WHITED.rav.
>I assume it turns winter there too.
It turns winter wherever the Night King goes.
Andrew Jackson
Last time around, the norhternmost part of the Rhoynar froze, and there are tales in the far East (not much from what's in-between but the Dothraki came later to wipe them all out anyways)
So I'd say no
Jeremiah Young
Idea crayons time!
Chase Wilson
Who else here played the Crusader Kings 2 mod?
Daniel Campbell
So the sword Meera grabbed on their way out of the cave was not Darksister?
Isaiah Thomas
i just watched the episode 24 hours later and dodged all spoilers, how badass am i?
Jeremiah Martinez
Here's what I don't get? How fucking old is Gillys baby now?
She had it in what? S2 or S3? It's been four seasons, we've seen Arya and Bran go from pre-teens to hitting the fucking wall, countless other shit happens that should have taken at least a few years, yet Gillys baby is still a fucking X month old child? What the fuck?
Landon Perry
Name our bands
Aiden Wilson
Anyone got that old pasta?
Long time since I last read it
Carson Walker
That actually would be a fucking godly finale episode.
>Night King riding through a weirwood forest thousands of years ago
>tree falls on him
>Bran dewargs in the present
>"Don't worry everyone, the Night King will leaf us alone now."
Josiah Howard
John Sanchez
Yes, bloodraven was butchered, and these pussies had the balls to use "a thousand eyes and one" line when the nigger had two eyes.
Chase Morris
The world is round so when you go all the way east you touch white walker territory.
Ryan Martin
BRING ME THE WHORESTRETCHER, BEFORE I BOAR MYSELF
Lincoln Powell
YOUR MOTHER WAS A DUMB WHOOOOOORE WITH A FAT ARSE
Bentley Wright
Shitty generic casting.
Xavier Gonzalez
Mmm, grayons
Levi Reed
5 episodes but at least 6 hours total. It's doable but they need to cut all the filler crap starting with episode 2.
Michael Nelson
The new season opener was terrible. I'll probably watch the whole season but so far it looks unengaging
Carson Mitchell
Hes not gonna betray his bro jaime
Jeremiah Turner
I unironically agree with this. Fuck muzzies/jews/spics/chinese though.
Brandon White
>So how are they supposed to wrap up the series in just 5 episodes again?
A bunch of unrelated kewl! scenes mixed in with the actors standing there emoting...
THE END
Justin Perry
They might announce some sort of made for TV movie with way above average budget and time to wrap all things up after episode 6, wouldn't be first time.
Luis Long
I cannot get over how ugly GRRM's map is. he probably intentionally made the geography shitty.
Lincoln Stewart
what was the point of this?
Caleb Lewis
here, long time since I last continued my game, got stuck/bored
Was playing as When trying to survive long enough to rebuild Harrenhal, beginning in the year of false spring
notable events: early rebellion against Aerys, most of its kid beheaded, managed to get an extra kid compared to the books, said kid got imprisoned while a Rosby was elected king. Rosby dies, commander of KL seizes power for a couple days, dis in suspicious circumstances, Pycelle seize power for 15 years, complete tyrant, dies of stress, the Targ kid (now man) is finally taken out of the dungeon and his claim is recognized, he's a depressed drunktard, has only one daughter that marries a Rosby, Rosby own the throne and Westeros is completely Polanded, inner wars all the time, etc
Connor Mitchell
You're Brother Lancel given orders to escort the Queen Mother to her trial. On your way, you see a random little boy running down some steps. Do you:
A. Ignore him and go about your mission to escort the Queen Mother to her trial
B. Send one of the other Brothers behind you to investigate while carrying on your duty
C. Blindly follow this random boy down into dark alleyways all by yourself for no good reason whatsoever
Cooper Adams
to make us laugh
Mason Parker
Based REEEEEE poster.
Tyler Ward
And we just had one episode with nothing but fillers.
Ethan Rodriguez
What was the point of that dragon riding scene?
Xavier Cruz
Josiah Jenkins
I'd think E2 is prepping, E3 is the fight at Winterfell where they lose and a few major characters die, E4 is dealing with Cersei, E5 is firt half of the climactic fight and Cersei dies, and E6 is the finale with everything resolved.
Aaron Sanchez
>when your name is so fucking stupid you give your life to some shoeless zealots
Hudson Powell
He wasn't very smart to begin with.
Jack Richardson
The Night King was sending a message that his ARMies are circling in for the kill and all the northerners can do about it is REEEEEE.
Grayson Cooper
Art project
Juan Cook
Does the child smell like crayons?
Jason Bell
What a lazy bastard
Ethan Stewart
That fort is pretty close to winterfell. Means shit is going down by at least end of next episode. Or so you mean the arms? It's just some edgy shit or maybe it has some magical power. I hope they explain that shit soon, it's everywhere, even dragon stone.
Lucas Robinson
Really glad you aren't a writer
Parker Rivera
The ending will be everyone uniting (after some are killed off) and fighting the Night's King together.
Ryan Turner
Our guy is still alive
I'm almost tempted to believe the nutcases who's ay he is the Warrior wandering in all major battles of Westeros to chill out a bit
I wonder if he was in earlier battles as well
Alexander Hill
I thought it was pretty obvious. He has been leaving the symbol for quite some time now. But this time he burns it. And what does the symbol represent? we've seen it before at the weirwood that created him. And him killing the children of the forest was a symbolic victory over what they did to him in the past as his existence as the NK was forced upon him.
But it appears as if he wants to burn down the source of the weirwood magic. Which is likely the first weirwood tree at the gods eye. And liberate himself from his miserable existence. And the show and books are littered with ironies.
How ironic would it be that the cotf who forced this existence on him, plucked him from humanity to fight against his own kind in a war that was started because of the burning of the wierwoods now wants to burn them down to the ground. What they wanted to prevent became the prime goal of the weapon they created.
But it makes sense that the gods eye would be the target as it would be faster than having to go to each weirwood tree and destroy each tree. It makes more sense to go to the source of the wierwoods that are all connected and cut the head off of the snake.
He either wants to defrost back to human or liberate himself from his forced upon immortal existence of pure misery.
James Myers
>sending a literal child to a castle right on the border with the the wall in order to get their armies to come to winterfell
Why didn’t they just send a Raven there? It would have been quicker and the kid wouldn’t have got WALKERED.
John Watson
The more she drank
The more she shat
Carter Carter
They were also sending horses and wagons to bring back people and supply, user
A raven by itself wasn't enough
Although the blokes at Last Heart could've sent a raven when they saw the WW approaching
John Jones
Sansa knew he wouldn't make it. Bitch is cold as ice.
Cameron Martinez
I think he's limited in his powers, but seriously any time traveling ruins good plots unless it's done satirically.
Blake Adams
>and they all lived happily ever after
Euron defects and takes the scant few survivors from the North to the Summer Isles. The last scene is Cersei watching the Night King's army approaching with a snowstorm in the distance from the top of the Red Keep.
Kayden Butler
>Jon and Danny sit on their dragon in front of their armies as the dead approach
>the heads come closer together for them to hold hands
>they look together back at their army and see them nod to them
>they look at them, smile, they look at each other with a smile and turn their heads to the dead
>fade to black
>"and what then, grandpa?"
>Martin closes his book, stands up, goes for the door
>"And then the Winter ended"
>looks at the screen and winks
Chase Bennett
>mfw there will be no explanation or payoff for WW art project
Henry Jenkins
that's reddits guy u cuck
Cooper Cooper
Why send the kid though
Easton Phillips
She knew the Night King wouldn't be able to resist wasting time making one of his Composition with Dead Child and Arms art installations.
Blake Foster
>What made her smart?
Being a woman
Matthew Jackson
>the same guys who provided us with the leaked stream a couple hours earlier
So?
Zachary Wood
>ARMies
It would pleasure me immensely if Night King thought of that pun.
Mason Ross
A completely non-sensical scene, where the head of House Umber is revealed to be some random kid (recycling the storyline of House Mormont in the last season, because kids are cute!!) who Sansa orders to go bring his people to Winterfell.
Except the Umbers are the northernmost House in Westeros, literally right next to the Wall and would have been the first to flee the hordes of ice zombies.
Bravo, D&D...
Jason Peterson
Where the fuck are the crannogmen?
where the fuck is Howland Reed?
Nolan Ramirez
This season is going to be a huge disapointment isn't it.
Dominic Morris
Played many hours but I actually still don't know how to play, like what to do. I pick a Lord, get married, make parenting decisions and run time on x1000 speed. If I plot to kill someone no one ever wants to join and it never happens.
Anthony Brown
>Where the fuck are the crannogmen?
>where the fuck is Howland Reed?
Who?...
Camden Evans
Lancel, more like INcel
Brandon Foster
it's never too soon
Juan Nelson
I'm pretty sure they mentioned the Dustins and Hornwood in earlier seasons (maybe pre-battle of the bastards?), have they already forgotten about those as well?
Samuel Gonzalez
>Implying any of the current writers read the books and aren't just working with GRRMs rough plot line
Parker Cruz
do you upgrade your household - try to get good stats/traits at least?
Nathaniel Phillips
i hope there's more going on with the night king/the long night than we currently know. would be such a waste to kill him off and that be that.
Jonathan Walker
do you think she posts in /got/
Benjamin Williams
Who here waiting for the /sci-fi_twist/ ending?
Ayden Reed
>post yfw they take it out of this season and say they'll put it in a spinoff
Bentley Taylor
>political preference
>favorite character
go
Liam Rogers
Where can I find a wife with this body type, bros?
Jackson Butler
hope she got triggered by the loyalty of stannisfags, kek
Parker Rodriguez
kek
Elijah Davis
for me, it's Sally
Luis Howard
DESTROY THE CHILD
Benjamin Reyes
we gotta make do with what we have, user.
Logan Phillips
Pretty much this.
Cause if nigga is implying he wouldnt wouldnt you know hes lying. Have you even been with a cute thick chick?
Anthony Reyes
Who?
Bentley Turner
as a showfag in the middle of book one, I can't tell if this is real or fake. goddammit Germ
Angel Cooper
>TELL HIM!
Holy fuck brehs, was there a more powerful scene than this?
Camden Bennett
Bit of a pit queen actually
Cameron Evans
Isaiah Campbell
nice
Robert Evans
Nathan Gutierrez
>spinoffs
please don't remind me that we're getting the boring ancient history of Westeros instead of
>Robert's Rebellion
>The Dance of the Dragons
>Aegon's Conquest
>The She-Wolves of Winterfell (which seems right up the feminist alley of the current age, and genuinely interesting)
>The Adventures of Dunk and Egg
>The Blackfyre Rebellions
>The Emerald Emperor
>The Fall of Valyria
>Yi Ti Empire
>The Travels of Elissa Farman
Austin Ward
based pic. beric has to be avdol because fire. I guess jon is jotaro because leader. jorah is joseph i suppose because old guy. tormund fits polnareff attitude-wise but the hound doesn't really work for kakyoin. oh well
Kayden Walker
>tfw no thicc khaleesi
Jack Sanders
Reminder that Stannis posting started as jonautist deflecting
Joshua Campbell
I was almost certain they'd make a Nymeria series, just to check feminism and integration and sheit
Zachary Sanders
>what do I hold onto?
>whatever you can
LOL!
Adam Hernandez
> GAME OF QUIPS
Andrew King
>we do not sow
>scythes
wat
David Gutierrez
she's the daughter of a friendly farmer that Arya and the hound meet in season 4. the same people that the hound finds the skeletons of in season 7
Easton Williams
how did she ever become an actress? every line is so unnatural
Jace James
They'll hold that one off for about ten years at which point it'll be acceptable to promote strong womyn having sex with dogs. Nymeria will get pounded by a wolf to call back to Arya's wolf.
Austin Ortiz
Lucas Perez
omg soo epic haha
Adam Wood
Why the hell does everyone have glasses on?
Noah Nelson
haha wouldn't it have been funny if jon didn't find a good way to hold onto the dragon, fell and broke his neck? haha that would have been pretty funny hahaha
Fucking bitch, don't act like such a smug cunt what if he actually died there?
Isaac Williams
s
Jordan Williams
How do you train a raven to fly somewhere?
Jack Walker
>glasses, how do they work?
Connor Bennett
Any streams yet? I don't into money. Ever.
Mason Jenkins
Quality post.
Brayden Evans
In the GoT universe? I'm pretty sure they touch upon it as being ancient maester magic.
Joshua Gomez
>Aegon's Conquest
Benjamin Parker
OH NO NO NO NO
Thomas Myers
>413
>00:33:06,861 --> 00:33:09,319
>I don't know
>how to ride a dragon.
>414
>00:33:09,402 --> 00:33:11,903
>Nobody does.
>Until they ride a dragon.
>415
>00:33:14,402 --> 00:33:15,903
>What if he doesn't want me to?
>416
>00:33:15,985 --> 00:33:18,903
>Then I've enjoyed your company,
>Jon Snow.
>417
>00:33:24,069 --> 00:33:25,277
>[SCOFFS]
haha!
Luke Wood
Sansa's rape.
Hunter Morris
I want to see him breed his onee-sans
Landon Clark
My eyes immediately focused on the queergenderoid shekelstein on the right. This site has corrupted me.
Tyler Thomas
it's basically just a fucking homing pigeon in the books. You have to transport it from it's home castle to the castle you want to send messages from and then it flies home. Smart ones can go to two castles, it takes the big white ravens to know where they are fucking going.
Christopher Sanchez
If you can't ride a dragon, you are not worth of riding the mother of dragons.
Dylan Watson
Always hold onto Hound, he's a big guy.
Nolan Roberts
Beric is based, probably they are going to kill him ):
Carter Jones
hey user, thanks for making my night one scroll into this thread.
Jaxon Carter
ok, she's cute, good taste user.
Jonathan Ross
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Samuel Powell
Golden company will get encircled by both armies and have to make the choice to fight for the living or die. The end.
John Rivera
Why is Jon even riding then at this point? Does she just let anyone jump on? She doesn't even know he's a targ at this point.
Ayden King
Somebody be a bro and link me to where I can watch the first episode.
Karma will bless you in the future for your act of kindness.
Oliver Miller
This isn't about fucking the scalie, it's about not killing the one man who's keeping the north together.
Parker Thomas
SENT :)
Owen Smith
Remember to thank your queen, incels.
Eli Richardson
When you realize Westeros is enslaved to a banking cartel from another land.
Liam Garcia
>revealed
you incompetent moron
Anthony Parker
Say my name
Nicholas Foster
Did that ever lead to anything?
Kevin Phillips
rickon?
Eli Cox
DickOn. Apply directly to the foreskin.
Chase Foster
beric was one of my favourite book characters. probably the only show derivation from the source I like
Jaxson Young
sounds redpilled
Dominic Price
What did you think of his Game Grumps episodes
Jackson Ramirez
Only season 1 was good
Nathaniel Morales
>"hold on to these two tiny spines. I've never fallen off because I'm a Mary Sue, so neither will you."
Also, post khaleesi feet.
Kayden Myers
>Now that you're Queen we'll give you a break on paying denbts on one condition
>you important thousands of brown rapists into Westeros
"I already did."
>ohh, umm... Make the Maesters teach Perfumed Boy Studies then.
Brandon Jenkins
BOAARR, WHAT A SSTUPIID WHOOORRRE
Owen Watson
>a spoiler reminder sticky for capeshitters
>no /got/ s8 premiere sticky
Dominic Perry
Number One!
Robert Diaz
why isn't the next episode out yet
Luis Martin
>no /got/ s8 premiere sticky
but there was user
Cameron Hill
Is Gilly still at the Citadel getting bukkaked by maesters?
Nathan Watson
was there? i never saw it
Daniel Johnson
HBO doesn't pay enough for a sticky
Isaac Bennett
Oh my God the clippers are going to beat the warriors.
Gabriel Taylor
Dicky Tarly
Parker Sanchez
Yeah it got unstickied and closed right after though.
Austin Adams
They always have been, and always will be, a faithful ally.
I love Is- Braavos.
Jaxson Sanders
i saw a bunch of /got/ generals but no sticky
my apologies if there was one allegedly
Oliver Cruz
GODS WHAT A STUPID NAME
Leo Clark
he was pretty chill on there ngl
Daniel Anderson
How the fuck does the reach ever struggle in any conflict if they have Spiderman on their side?
Brody Allen
She was a fuckin Hooare, Tony.
Michael Jones
>the first incestuous threesome on television
Levi Martinez
need some good /got/ memes my folder got deleted
Jaxon Wood
>sparr is just sparring sticks touching
>most literalistic retard interpretation of the name
Mason Butler
They reap
Asher Hernandez
here
Parker Cooper
Someone else take over baking. OP is kill right now.
Samuel Rivera
Mmm Daddy
Brody Brooks
Don't ever have sex
Easton Miller
They're intentionally exploring an unknown, unwritten era so that when the writers get told "you cant do that" it'll be HBO citing budgetary constraints or other non-creative decisions like "ok, but how are we doing on diversity?" and not Elio and Linda breaking through the wall of the writers room like Kool Aid man and citing a shit load of "word of god" that the writers honestly dgaf about because why should they? In their minds, why should this fat old boomer get to spout glorified dicta that ends-up constraining everything ever done with "Game of Thrones" form now until the end of time? Most of them are "woke" so that means
>get out of the way old white man
>You didn't build that
>Time's up
>It's Her turn
>We Got This.
Michael Jones
Chris Penison
Owen Lewis
>(Cross-thread)
ok thanks boss.
Elijah Miller
God this board has gone to fucking shit
>Every other season
>Come here, ask for a link on where to watch it, get one in minutes
Fast forward to now
>Ask for link
>Fat perma virgin reddit users have flooded the place and taken over and are either all watching it on HBO like the good little trannies they are or they're just lording the link over everybody else because it's the only power you fucking victims have
Just post the fucking link you faggots, I only ever ask for this shit once then I have it handy for the other episodes throughout the season.
Brayden Baker
sent again :)
Dominic Rodriguez
>How do you train a raven to fly somewhere?
>it's basically just a fucking homing pigeon in the books.
No, my dad raised pigeons and they have to be transported to wherever they're released and will only fly back home.
The ravens in GoT are much more intelligent and can be trained to fly from point A to point B and back to point A again, or even to fly to several different locations and back.
Jonathan Morales
Luke Roberts
Literally kys toddler
Logan Moore
just google it you fucking retard
Joshua Nelson
if u cant find a place to watch the most pirated show on the planet u should get the fuck off the internet
Leo Jackson
unsent :(
Julian Russell
arya is killing our guy jamie
Parker Gomez
www hbogo.com
Juan Ross
I fucking have you stupid cunt, it's nowhere to be found, I know the stream is innocuously named and isn't going to show up by just typing 'Game of Thrones Season 8 episode 1 Stream'
It's nowhere on google so stop chatting shit. I've went through 20 pages of dud links.
Aiden Cruz
i thought he was quite handsom
Easton Ross
Sounds like you should not be a poor faggot and get an hBO sub.
Nolan Lee
retard
Connor Brooks
>I've went through 20 pages of dud links.
That's your fault for not being able to bypass google's algorithms
Jordan Mitchell
What a stupid fucking idiot. You should set your computer on fire and throw it out the window if you aren’t even smart enough to use it.
Jose Harris
you can't use google ?
jeez, you are really pathetic.
Gabriel Fisher
He's not on her list though.
Jason Watson
>Spoon-feed me links please
Kys
Andrew Lopez
Kino
Ryan Gomez
Literally the most brain dead fucks I've ever seen. There is no 'bypassing the algorithm', it's not going to show up, period. The stream had nothing to do with GoT and it didn't have it in its name.
Keep meming you fucking 12 year old reddit trannies.
Cringe.
Luke Sullivan
>Foreign accent guy from fuck-knows-where in Essos
>named "Strickland"
is this some meta-reference to how criminally negligent GRRM is with regards to ethnographical worldbuilding.
Joseph Bennett
check ur inbox i pmed u :)
Ryan Sullivan
>Literally the most brain dead fucks I've ever seen
Are you sure about that user?
Aiden Perez
Did anybody see that brand new interview with NCW from Wired? They asked him about Jaime’s redemption arc and he said “do you need one when you saved a million people from burning to death?”
Confirmed for no more character development for Jaime get your hopes way down FUCK D&D.
Benjamin Ross
>Waaah. Do my work for me.
Fuck off.
Nolan Roberts
New thread
Jeremiah Ortiz
>Using trannies insultingly
>Isn't even intelligent enough to find his own damn stream
Back to /Pol/
Leo Bell
>tfw getting major news stories through GoT memes
Wow I am out of touch.
Dominic Roberts
have coitus incel tourist
Josiah Adams
My live stream got taken down 5 minutes before the episode started. I found another working stream in 2 minutes. You a stupider then dirt honey.
Austin Cook
>too retarded to find the most pirated TV show on history
>is a /pol/ emasculated cuck
checks out
Angel Myers
I mean he's obviously going to fight with them. They wouldn't just kill him off in the second episode.
Gabriel Myers
I literally just went to the pirate bay. How fucking hard can it be.
Sebastian Barnes
The Golden Company is made up of mercs from around the world, of course there'd be some from Westeros too. Braavos is also the "free city" and has lots of people from different locations. A lot of the Iron Bank was Westerosi.
Robert Perry
I want to stream it, not download it
Joseph Hall
>Literally the most brain dead fucks I've ever seen
Ironic.
Leo Ortiz
Gods I was boar then
Thomas Reyes
He can ferry wights on blue eyes white dragon
Jose Powell
Why though?
David Hernandez
and yet he had a "foreign" accent. Why did he have a foreign accent but an Anglisized "Westerosi" name but Thermos of Myr was literally from Myr but spoke like a Westerosi. I do not understand this lackadaisical and poorly-considered approach to seeding a believable fictional world with various nations of people.
Jordan Watson
FERAL DRAGON PUSSY
Noah Murphy
based, rapepilled, and screencaped.
Lincoln Collins
that's not funny m8 this guy might lose his job now. Please delet this.
Anthony Lee
the guy is auful. As well as the vikings kid. Awful choices. Get Viking dad, or the sons of anarchy guy, they are practically one person. No objections on the girls though.