Why did it take Coruscant's fire department so long to stop the blaze?
Why did it take Coruscant's fire department so long to stop the blaze?
sheev was sending a message
It was a conspiracy by the (((Jedi))) to claim their insurance.
they thought it was just a bunch of jedi smoking a big fat blunt
No funds due to insufficient taxation
So horrible to watch the massive fire at the Jedi Temple on Coruscant. Perhaps flying water tankers could be used to put it out. Must act quickly!
I actually thought those very craft would be really handy to have
was the building even in their name?
They were cremating their bodies
DARTH TRUMP?
a shit lord?
are you threatening me master tranny?
kek
the House will decide your fate
POWERFUL
what exactly was the tax policy on coruscant? that seems very relevant
cuz it was the jews, muslims, irish, etc
that would have to be the most taxing system to manage, with the untold billions of citizens living stacked for miles in many dark buried corners of that ecumenopolis
probably impossible to tax at least 25% of the population
to think a misplaced workman's lightsaber is all it took...
I know what the coruscant news says but i think we all know it was some god damn hutts paying some disgusting bow legged twileks to light it on fire. No worries. Your judgement is coming.
And to think that detail might inspire a few more rebels to follow suit...
Based
Sheev pulled a chris christie
WHO SIGNED THE ORDER TO CLOSE THE SPACELANES