"Straight" celebrities who are bad at hiding they are gay
poofter
OP
OP
i never got why sheldon is portrayed as some suave ladies man... hes so clearly a fruit
jon snow, loki in thor/avengers, aaron rodgers
I don't see it.
OP on the other hand...
i don't understand how wolverine hasn't had pics leaked of him in some sort of massive gay orgy
nigga is like the real life brian fellows from SNL
how are these 2 straight???
Um sweaty, Aaron really really likes women.
OP
similarly the south park guys. i think they just acted like they were gay in the 90s because they thought it was funny
Kek (笑´・艸・)
Jimmy Fallon
Nilso
seth myers voice sounds so womanly i dont know if hes so much gay as much as just a pansy ass faggot who happens to be straight
dunno if he is, but hes got gay face
hot if true
What is it about faggot’s faces that make them instantly identifiable. I have about a 95% accurate gaydar based on face alone. The only thing I can point to is a slightly down-syndromish face, overly happy and dead fish eyes
comedian Dov Davidoff in his stand-up had my favorite description of gay guys ever with "Why do gay guys always look like they just smelled freshly baked cookies?" which is probably the most accurate way to describe a overly flaming gay guys face ive ever heard
I don't know, but to me he seems gay.
He claims he's not, but I've never seen, like, a guy who's not gay seem so gay. I don't find him funny. What can I say? Never made me laugh.
haha oh Norm... was there ever a more based comedian?
He was raised by lesbians and is a turbocucked Jew, he probably has had gay sex imo
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Jim Breuer is a treasure trove of great SNL stories involving Norm. the best of course are the ones about Norm making fun of Kattan for being a total homo
im surprised kattan hasnt tried to MeToo norm for bullying him back then or something by now just to get his name back in the news
This nigga is way gayer
damn is that Aries Spears? whatever happened to that nigga after MAD TV?? actually thought he was pretty damn funny back then, last i heard he got punched in the face by some rapper on the radio years ago and tried to sue the radio station or some shit then never heard from him ever again
H O T
Didn't Loki date Taylor swift
i actually never knew until recently the guy who played Carl on Family Matters is not publicly but everyone in Hollywood knows he gay. i never thought about it but he definitely does seem kinda fruity now that i think back
VelJohnson sounds hella gay
I said this to my mom and she got mad “user you know he has a wife and kids”
He is flaming. Really made me think if its an act, wife is a beard, or whatever
Nice trips but this dude came out years and years ago. Couldn't be more clear.
yeah, obvious beard situation
me
literal tranny
norm macdonald is the most deeply closeted man i've ever seen
Time is an asshole.
>wolverine
sorry which actor?
Reminder.
Norm seems the type to not hide that kind of thing
You wish.
i wanna lick on those tititities
open your eyes cocksucker
who fuckin cares
I know this sounds insane but as a boomer fag these clothes weren't that crazy in the late 90's/ early 00's. flashy sure but everyone looked like this when they went out.
missed the joke
Have it on decent authority that Kumar is gay. Always thought he was kinda awkward in Guantanamo Bay
LITTY
I've always thought of him as a more intense political David Spade.
If you want to know if a female celebrity is gay or bi, check how many times she has been on Ellen. If she has been a guest host, or appeared in a sketch even when they were not a guest that day.
I always knew lesbians were more attractive.
You can't post something like that without a spreadsheet.
agreed, any dude who makes jokes about himself sucking a cock is probably imagining it lol
>gay man and woman faces look jewish
lol
What a fancy boy.
Well I don't have a spreadsheet but it's obvious Kristen Bell is bi and I think Ellie Kemper is full dyke.
Is there he out?
If he's not it's because he has a fallacious and dishonest argument for why not
hes gotta be out right?
> admits on the radio and his stand-up prefers to fuck trannies
i think the secrets out
What?? This fucker actually pretends to be straight?
Isn't Michael Ian Black straight up gay or bisexual?
He's married with kids so if he's gay he's doing a decent job hiding it
Playing Nioh finally taught me how her name is supposed to be pronounced
>had Bailey Jay on his show
That dude's definitely at least bisexual
Please please please
You wish, Superman gets pussy 24/7
He's such an obviously closeted fag but Yea Forums is in denial of this for some reason
I think he gets to fuck who ever he wants man or woman.
Because the pathetic pedos want him to be into underage girls
no homo but how can a man be this attractive? Literally a perfect face.
I think maybe Seth is obsessed with Trump, call it a hunch....
>celebrity
pls. this dude is just a soulless kike puppet
It's worth seeing.
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thos tit tho
Rumor has it Eric has banged endless chicks in the LA artist/hipster community. Apparently he's kind of a scumbag in real life and a bunch of women are pissed at him because he pumped and dumped them. No idea what they were expecting.
Went on a date with a girl who basically admitted to fucking him. She tried to tell the story in a way where he was just a "friend" of his (she worked at a fancy hotel in LA) but it was super obvious. She was pretty hot so I could see it. Way out of my league and she never talked to me again.
>being Eskimo bros with Henry
Based
99.9% of them?
>BUT HE'S MARRIED TO A GIRL
Nice dodge.
>Literally a perfect face.
pff
look at those eyelashes
they could be fuller
You wish
Yep this one
I feel like Henry is the kind of guy who can seduce whomever he likes, if he wants to fuck some slag he will go for it, if he wants some boyish looking stunt double from a movie set, he'll go for it
Who?
Every time I see this get posted (doesn't happen often) I burst out laughing
GET AWAY FROM MY WIFE BRIE
>Rumor has it
It's not hard to tell, just look at his instagram he's got a different girl with him in each story while he's cooking and scoffing pizza
There's nothing gay about that.
Norm is unironically a closeted homosexual
t. Someone who has listened to hundreds of hours of his radio and work
Shes wealthy and hot, and still cant hold a man down. Plus she acts weird around Ellen, as if she has been in some dyke orgy with her before.
probably because she's a tranny
Context?
GONNNNALLDD GRUMMMPFFFFF
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look at aniston for more than 10 seconds and you'll realize it
surprised no one posed this one
ABSURD that he wants me to believe that he's straight.
Isn't everyone in showbizz at least bi?
He actually dates 18 year old girls. I've seen a few tabloid articles screeching HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT.
He also played World of Warcraft and his favourite music genre is country and western. Pretty based and redpilled all round if you ask me.
Joseph Gordon-Levitt. II've said it before but that faggot always looks like he's witnessing some gay shit and making mental notes that he needs to try it too.
She'd be an abusive dyke and bully cute petite lesbians
Damn, it wasn’t even OP it was moot himself.
Jamie pull up them pics of me starring at UFC figthers cocks during weigh in
trannies are gay
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forgot about this too
who the fuck lets a peeping tom watch them?
One on the right is gay. He came out years ago.
Left just thought he was funny acting gah
What is the common ground here?
Because you’re a faggot, you recognize others.
Its like when an autist or a virgin spot one another. They know.
Hes well known to corner men in gay bars here in Manhattan. His wife is a beard he pays
>*blocks your path*
>*aggressively fondles your genitals through your cargo shorts*
>"You goin' faggot on me, user?"
What do, Yea Forums
Wow look at those chimps they love to jack off don't they?
Would butt-fuck:
Would take the cocks of:
Hes openly gay
nigga u gay
Fuck off
>he has a wife
A lot of gay guys do. Women can never seem to identify gays for some reason. I know 2 guys that are married and clearly tay. How their wives dont realize it, I'll never understand
Leave moot alone!
The gayest gay whoever gayed.
probably because they're still having sex with them
I want him balls deep in my ass and afterwards we can play video games and sperg about the upcoming wheel of time show.
What kind of mental illness does that youtuber have?
No he's not gay, thing is you can tell when someones gay pretty much at first glance they just have that face
So? These guys are gayer than aids, and its obvious
These two.
YOU
and Vin Diesel
Literally only wears pants that show his ass crack and it's fucking disgusting.
??
Based
T-thanks.
with all these unfunny asians Hollywood keeps throwing at us (Ken Jeong, unfunny chinese bitch named after water or whatever the fuck, the ones from Fresh Off the Boat, Sandra Ono, Emma Stone, Ali Wong) why aint the one actual funny asian Bobby Lee gettin much work?
divorce raped
Seeing how all the people i know who were obsessed with harry Potter turned out, i believe it.
Stop posting your weird ecelebs faggot, nobody knows who this is.
lol
gonna go out on a limb with this one...
Why has no one posted Hugh Jackman yet?
Yea Forums makes a lot more sense now.
the weirdest thing hes never come out and openly said hes gay.
Why does it matter though
>lesbians smile less
IMAGINE MY SHOCK
not gay but he is ascended in terms of taste
im just saying its weird that if you wuz looking at a least of confirmed gay celebrities he technically wouldnt be on it.
Maybe it's no one's business except Simmons and his underage asian poolboy
Why are you insecure about your sexuality? It's like some men think they'll accidentally become gay if they're not careful. I've never understood this mentality.
He's not gay he just pretends to be, it's all an act.
I know a guy who comes into bars dressed like a Jojo character with his midriff exposed, his hair dyed blonde, he minces about the place and dances like chicks do when Beyonce comes on.
So many girls look at me like I'm insane when I tell them he's gay.
"He's NOT gay, why do people always say that? I'm his girlfriend!"
Jesus Christ women
they want to show off how not-gay they are to other men.
remember that for much of human history, it wasn't viewed as gay unless you were a bottom, so there's a hierarchical/dominance component mixed in there. on a primate level going "haha so gay" subcommunicates higher status.
If you look really closely at the lesbian face you can see the stupid big glasses all the turbofeminists wear kek