You get three wishes hombre

You get three wishes hombre

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WHAT WERE THEY THINKING

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i wish to be blue

what

Agua
Agua
Agua

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Whose idea was this? It surely wasn't James'.

Watching the silver surfer episode directly after this one, wondering where it all went so very wrong.

James is just doing it as a job now. Letting Ryan's obese friends write all the jokes.

this new 8-bit intro is so soulless
also how could a nerd beat up aladdin?

so fucking cringe

Did AVGN sell Richard's Nintoaster?

OMG MIKES GF I NEED TO WATCH :O

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I shuddered from cringe when I saw this. Might be the worst episode ever. Also the shilling of other youtubers for likes at the end was just as bad

I wish James didn't let all of those untalented fucks ruin his channel

I presume Mike's been deleting all the comments mentioning that they're only promoting this video because she sucks his dick.

lol you dweebs are going to watch regardless

no fag

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This was quite possibly the worst episode in years. I just want James to kill the Nerd so we don't have to suffer this fucking shit anymore.

It's the other way around, she's only sucking his dick because they can promote her.

>the concept of humor is lost to people
It was supposed to look dumb and speak dumb.

>inb4 "such lowbrow humor is unheard of for AVGN"

Don't post or talk about Erin on this shithole you stupid fucking morons.

She's too pure for that and it's undeserved.

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It has no place in AVGN. His best episodes were always when it focused on the games or better yet hardware specials with no CGI, effects, skits, or anything of that nature clogging up the review. Humor flowed more naturally and we got a good look at the game/hardware in question. This sort of random shit is only in there because zoomers can't concentrate on anything that dosn't have loud sounds and bright colours thrown at them frequently.

I thought it was a decent episode

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reminder that mike knocks turds and farts out of her ass

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He can't kill the nerd. He's a puppet to the fat fucks now.

I'll give you two clues. He's fat and he smells bad.

Which episode? I don't remember this.

Is mike fucking insane?
youtu.be/Ien7loSajRA?t=26689
>7:24:49

YO LISTEN UP
*smacks lips*
HERE’S A STORY
*stretches knuckles*

did he spend 8 hours straight on the same level wtf?

yep

ghosts and goblins makes you lose your fucking mind. i feel bad for the arcade kiddies that payed quarter upon quarter to get fucked in the ass by that fucking affront to humanity

>playing video games for seven straight hours

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>I'm blue
>if I was green I would die

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i need more mike ytp kino

I wish you would put james out of his misery

based Ricardo saving this shit episode

Whichever of you made this one, based
youtube.com/watch?v=-B6RProVY2U

I can't believe he has a daughter. She's like 6 now, too.

is she really that old?

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>all those comments defending her honor and praising cinemassacre for shilling Mike's gf
classic

JAMES LOOK OUT BEHIND YOU NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I remember when anons were speculating that his child was born a retard when he mentioned those complications

Also where the fuck did you get that pic?

Eh, sure his skits suck, but they didn't take that much time this episode. Bugs Bunny episodes were way worse.

real nikkaz aint snitch

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Based has april added on instagram poster

nah she never accepted

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Oh no he’s got headphones in he can’t hear us!

hot asian milf!

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>mudslimes
>niggers
>asians
and all in ONE picture... dog bless amerikkkuh

two people with the same mental stagnation.
one turned out successful
the other a mockery

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>there will never be another silvermania

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>New James and Mike Monday Vid
>They're playing R.C. Pro AM on NES
>James' specialty, right?
>This is in his wheelhouse
>James drives, smacks every corner turn
>Doesn't grasp the concept of your ammo count being onscreen
>Doesn't grasp the concept of your lap counter being on screen
>Loses 3 races real fast
>Presses start to continue 4th time, and the game restarts from Race 1
>James is dumb founded
>Visibly perplexed
>Idon'tUnderstand.jpg

Then. he says this. "So what happened? Why did I continue the other times? Was it a fluke?"

Was. It. A. Fluke. Think about this. James is asking if it was a "fluke" the game let him retry when he continued earlier, like the game glitched out. Like it was a glitch. Was it a fluke, he says. This is who we're dealing with, folks. This dude is sleepwalking his way through these videos, and he's not even a competent video game player. He's not even average intelligence. The dude is a moron.

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how are you getting these? I was under the impression James was keeping his daughter very secret

yeah hes a legit retard

im april. this pic is from right after deshawn bred me so good. james was really happy.

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So his daughter ins't a retarded potato? That's good. Still fucking weird to think that the AVGN has TWO kids

Is she really that fat?

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James

think about it logically

you just have an endless amount of april pictures. it never ends

You must not know anybody with newborns/toddlers. Even the most protective will still post their daily activities on facebook. It's what normies do.

I'd complain about it but at least this was an actual AVGN episode rather than a Christmas-themed 20 minute Three Stooges skit.

we all know what youre referencing
youtube.com/watch?v=A0YzkTFmq1k
and the damage conrtrol
youtube.com/watch?v=LRSMq_QNvOA

Justin Silverman wrote one of the funniest videos out there though, what the fuck went wrong with him?

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Why do nerds get so intrigued over some eceleb’s personal life?

everything has a peak and then a decline. avgn had a good run

why is your mom so fat when i fuck her in the vagina?

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They look like a normal healthy family. Good luck to them.

>those tattoos
okay I was really dismissive of the memes, but she is 100% a coalburner.
No doubt about it.
Okay maybe she hasn't cheated on James, I don't know.
But no woman alive would get those tattoos unless she was a massive slut.

>ghosts n goblins
really fucking tough but with enough memorization you can-
>ghosts n goblins arcade

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believe she was a hipstery artsy-chick in college and imagine she still is to some extent so would put them down to that more than being a 'gigantic coalburner'

>he ships Worf x Troi
D R O P P E D

Mike is so fucking weird and inappropriate. This is why I'm glad James only talks about video games and movies and leaves everything else out of it.

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This, his Silvermania stuff was fucking great

>micromachines

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>people still post shitty Sam Hyde memes in 2019
Wasn't he exposed for molesting one of his teen fans?