I was raped

>Woman claims to have been raped
>She's ugly

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you too

and they say women aren't funny

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But was it during the Summer of '92?

>I was raped

Guess you better base your entire identity around that 1 event in your life, even to the point of making a career from telling the story of it.

Y'know after the SECOND time that happened, I would..........talk to a cop or something. So that way, by the time the third rapist comes at me, I would be like "Hey, now. This is illegal! I looked it up! So if you.......keep trying to rape me, you'd be committing a crime."

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Surely, it was an accident.

> then I realized it was a comedy

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>with an ugly stick.

checked, based and normpilled

No ones that desperate.

Reminder most cops ignore sexual assault cases, this is why more and more women are going to news outlet instead.

wtf when did the police get this based?

They ignore it because its bullshit

Because 90% of them are falsified regret stories.
Who the fuck actually rapes people nowadays?

>roiped

that's the joke

Why do australians pronounce "no" like "nouergh"? It's a simple one syllable word. Are they all brain damaged or something?

oh wow that is actually funny, no one in their right mind would ever touch that grotesque mass of decaying organic mass with a 40 foot poll and yet s/he subverts the expectations of her/is audience! Although, self deprecation is the lowest form of humour and comedy so I'm going to have give this routine a 4/10.

"nouergh" is still one syllable

I guess that's the joke?

Damn Jeffrey Tambor looks like shit nowadays

I swear to god if any of you laughed at her I am going to kill you!

I don't think you have to worry about anyone laughing at her

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Is she retarded?

kek

TURN ON THE FUCKING LIGHTS

fuck off

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she was probably raped by a nigger

they'll fuck anything

my name is jeff

I believe progressives hate stand up comedy so much for two significant reasons:
>There are normative standards for comedy
This is often countered by "dude, comedy is subjective." It's really not. There's a structure to a good joke and when/how it's delivered to the audience. There are skillsets related to successful comedy like knowing how to feed off your crowd. The structure of a joke can be objectively great depending on what it wants to accomplish. Look at any number of comedians considered legends in their field and take note of how layered many of their jokes are. There is, without a doubt, a science behind the performance of comedy.
>Comedy proves stereotypes
Women aren't as funny as men. This hasn't changed in any way, regardless of the shills trying to put Amy Schumer, Tina Fey, or Amy Poehler to the forefront of female comedy.

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*uproarious laughter from the audience*

what are you screenshotting exactly?

why would a girl want to rape a guy that looks that weak?

you, jeff

Being bumped in a crowd or accidently brushing against someone is not rape.

they don't ignore them but when it's a he said she said with no fluids or evidence to show otherwise you can't do anything else.

And?

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It's about getting off. Nobody could get off looking at that, and I've gotten off to a lot of shit, let me tell you.

whoever the fuck this is that you niggers and your russian handlers keep spamming, nobody on "the left" has any idea about them. They basically only exist for your memes.