Gorilla win

Gorilla win

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gorillas are literally half the size of grizzlies

cant dexfags get the fuck off this board?

Listen, you dumb fuck: the Grizzly would annihilate the gorilla

Speed and agility always beat brute strength

2 gorillas vs 1 grizzly

Defeats both

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All the bear needs is one fucking pin down and its over.

Gorillas aren't smart enough to only attack vital points and keep distance. Plus Bears are fast as fuck despite being so big.

There is no fucking way a Gorilla would win.

Max Gorilla weight is 600 pounds, max grizzly weight is 1500 pounds with 4 inch claws.

chimpanzee are around half the size of humans but they could fuck a human up size dosent matter gtfo

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WOWIE ZOWIE RIGHT IN MY BEAR NECESSITIES

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Nothing personal, kid

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For me? It's the Jaguar.

Wicked intelligent ambush tactics, highest recorded bite strength of a mammal, and ability to kill crocodiles even in water

kek

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That guy was fucking bow hunting too. He's got some stones on him.

>Crocodiles
Caimans, you faggot. Which are even smaller than most alligators. Jags are shittier leopards.

the three on the left looks natural but it still blows my mind that the right one is actual

Gorillas are pussies and retarded at fighting

Watch videos of them getting scared off by geese

Come to water pansies.

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Maybe he should stop rubbing his hands with bacon before he climbs into the stand

Polar bears are the fiercest killers in the animal kingdom.

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>I'm about to end this man's whole career

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Reminder the alien androids could've stopped the whole thing but it hurt their fee-fees too much to engage in any kind of conflict so they just let everyone kill each other instead.

if i was super rich i would set up those kind of exotic animal death matches and stream them.

silverback vs grizzly
tiger vs wolf pack
crocodile vs python
rino v elephant
how many chimpanzees does it take to kill a lion
Etc.

>all these obviously one-sided fights
this is why you'll never be rich

why didn't we do these kinds of tests when in the days when no one would give a shit, what a missed opportunity

Fuck, I didn't know Rogan browsed Yea Forums

Leopards prey on Gorillas and btfo them. A bear would fuck a gorilla in the ass
But then again big cats are much better killers than bears. Gorilla loses in every situation tho, they're overrated.

A jaguar cannot take on a crocodile. Caimans probably definitely not crocodiles.

the romans did. they stopped putting in grizzlys because they would BTFO any other animal so it got boring

>Speed and agility always beat brute strength
Human boxers
Animals

Ahem.

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>whale swallows me whole
>i pray
>god forces you to vomit me back up onto dry land safe and sound

Checkmate atheists

who wins out of a tiger and a bear?

That's a caiman.

crocodiles are retarded. a housecat could probably kill one if it wanted to, by just sitting on its mouth as its brain boils within its skull from the lack of ventilation or something

>these are one sided, trust me i know even though non of these animals have ever been observed to fight each other in the wild.

how did the romans get a type of bear that only lives in north america?

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You do not stand a chance

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If a human wasnt a fatass or scrawny fgt and fought and bit like a chimp they'd win hands down every time

>Gorilla loses in every situation tho, they're overrated.

They are overrated because they are compared to humans due to being close ancestors.

>an elephant vs a rhino
elephants have been documented to BTFO rhinos while in musk and beyond that an elephant is like 3 times the size of a rhino
>tiger vs wolf pack
an entire wolf pack? wolves obviously
>grizzly vs silverback
obviously a grizzly this is a fucking stupid hypothetical
>python vs crocodile
the only one that's not immediately obvious

>comparing apples to apples makes me look stupid so compare apples to oranges instead
and you think this makes you not look stupid somehow?

Wow I thought crocs skin was way tougher than that.

Eat your edibles and Go to bed joe you bald manlet

cats rule
Also, I hugged a tame grizzly once. The fucker was about 8 feet tall and it was scary as hell, but he was very friendly and nice to me.

Godzilla > King Kong.
This was never actually a debate btw

What about a lizard versus a lizard?

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Not that user, but the original guy did say that it ALWAYS beats brute strength, which is obviously not true.

did you fuck him?

Unfortunately not.

The lion.

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Three to the one, and a one to the three
I like the pussy and I like the trees

This. Fatal chimp attacks are always against women and old people.

Never. Developer's dears.
But seeing Hippofags being BTFO is always a pleasure.

You're small time.

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gorillas are literally slower than sprinters, they can go 40kph max. bears can go 55.

>not enjoying the ruthlessness of the hippo

But why

* on land, currently

>Hey, what are you doing?

could a lion or tiger kill an elephant? my brain says no, but my heart says yes

Looks more like lizard rape to me.

Man, imagine how rad that shit would be to watch in the arena? Romans knew what the fuck was up man, these days we can't even get away with fighting dogs or even fukken chickens.

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Most wolf packs are 5-8 wolves, i think the tiger has a shot, they are as over powered as grizzlys

why are people hyping up the bear so much then, seems the real match up is a tiger vs lion

Holy shit that is not some faggoty caiman or gator, that's the real deal
fucking tigers

Your honest thoughts on this little fella?

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Crocs are mostly bullet proof, tiger bite force is just that ridiculous.

There is no fucking way you would convince 8 wolves to risk 25-50% of the pack like that

A baby one away from its parents yes, not a healthy full grown elephant, especially if the cat is by itself.
They are just too big and will trample the fuck out of you

he's pretty rad desu senpai

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Fanfic bs sorry bears win

im thinking a tiger could have a decent chance of winning if it could ambush the elephant. maybe thats just my bias thinking, though.

starve 'em long enough you could get 'em to do just about anything

no, even entire lion prides often fail to take down elephants, we are lucky they are not carnivores.

Individually? no. A group of lions needs to focus on a single elephant to take it down.

how exactly will it kill it? wasn't that the sabertooth's trick? they evolved those huge ass teeth specifically to be able to kill elephant-sized prey.

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I just now realized that Tigers weigh almost twice as much as Lions
For some reason I thought that Tigers would be smaller than Lions.

Interesting

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what happened here?

they couldnt sustain that mass as a predator, only works as a browser/grazer who lounges around and eats all day. that size is only good for defense

do we have enough data to know the decisive results between a lion and a tiger?

jump down from a tree and rip into its neck and hang on as long as it can and try to bleed the elephant out before the elephant shrugs it off and tramples it to death. i give it a 3% chance of success. elephant too strong

well clearly it doesnt LMAO how would the romans have them then nigga u dumb

Bear hits itself in the balls

bear got zonked in the gonads

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size works just fine as a predator, lets you trivially kill anything you can catch. but apparently pack hunting is a more reliable strategy so all the big predators have been outcompeted

>Bear virgins think they can beat tiger chads

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I wouldnt trust any of the actual real life results from 100 years ago, using poorly treated and probably unhealthy animals. Not really a fair comparison.

1v1 tiger wins group fight the lions take it

Lions or tigers get fucked up by hippos. Elephants are basically the only thing hippos respect. The math says no.

Lions literally can not take out hippos even if the hippo is asleep when they attack first

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The hippo literally stands up, turns around, grabs the lion in its mouth and squeezes. Dead lion. Hippo waddles back to the water to continue it's nap.

and then some naked monkey with a pointed stick comes around and makes them all look like idiots

the lion isn't dead dude, i mean it's not a competition it seems, hippos win but in this case the lion isn't dead

INT always wins baby.

I think a grizzly would still fuck it up, polar bears are larger but their heads and shoulders are thinner and less robust. A grizzly is designed to fuck anything up.

traded with the indians, idiot. romans gave them wine in exchange.

who wins out of a tiger and a grizzly?

big huge predators like t-rex only existed because all the other animals were so fuckhuge in comparison. predators almost always wont be the biggest around because after a point larger size will make you slower and easier to spot/avoid, and the added strength won't be worth. diminishing returns basically.

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The lion died afterwards according to another website due to internal bleeding.

Hippo main masterrace.

if both are maxed out size, the grizzly takes it

I'm amazed that tiger was able to hold it in place like that. Granted, the tiger is fucking jacked but crocodiles are basically just one long column of super strong muscle, they're no joke in the strength department, only really limited by their stubby limbs.