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Are Dabid actually going to let Dany win the Iron Throne?

I saw it, Jon. The incest, Jon. It was beautiful. The penis in the vagina, Jon. It was beautiful. The nephew peepee fun time with his aunt, Jon. On the boat. Behind the waterfall. It was beautiful.

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Take Jaime off and put Beric on there

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Based. Dany is insane for ignoring Jorah.

It's their favorite character, but they're following GRRM's ending so I doubt she wins

BASED STANNIS! MY KNEE IS ALWAYS BENT FOR YOU YOUR GRACE!

Uncle Bobby B baby

Seeing as how Daenerys is their golden little fucking baby, yes they will.

I saw it Jaime...the blade coming down on your hand...the way you shit your pants and threw up...it was beautiful, Jaime. The vomit-encrusted beard shining in the moonlight, it was beautiful.

I have so much laugh reading some of the imdb reviews compaining "where is the politics from season 1-4"

What the fuck is Bran's problem?

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GODS, NED. I'M SURROUNDED BY CANNISTERS

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You've got to start wondering; what the hell is this plot?

Dany, Sansa, Bran, and Arya talking to Jaime next episode

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the new intro is still making me mad. its so fucking bad

What does Arya have to say to Jaime?

What if I told you I actually like it?

I love Tywin's voice. He was a great villain, even though I wasn't rooting fror him to take the Iron Throne (team Stannis) I had a lot of respect for the man.

then id say you deserve nothing but misery for the rest of your life

There's one good thing: They still have the Stag. Stannis is confirmed alive!

I think it's perfect and really gives the spotlight to our lord and saviour, the night king BOBBY B first of his boar

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who hurt you?

your mother had something up her bum and my weiner got cut and now i have a weewee infection i hate ur mom

>Cersei will never sit on your face and jerk you off

why live?

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>Dothraki are portrayed as classless savages the entire series
>successfully blend into society and have no problem acting normally in the Winterfell war camp by Season 8
fuck this series. they should've been fucking half of Winter Town within minutes of arrival

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>Roose
Ahh yes grey characters. Too bad Dabid did away with those pesky characters.

>successfully blend into society and have no problem acting normally in the Winterfell war camp by Season 8

amazing what having a queen with fucking dragons can do to you.

>book cersei will never be your sister and proceed to do what you have stated
why bother being born at all?

NEVER MEET AN UNDEAD HORDE ON AN OPEN FIELD NED

Friendly reminder that bobby posting is one of the most reddit things you can do on Yea Forums

What? Is she gonna burn most of her army just because of that? It makes no fucking sense

4channel, reddit.. what is the difference ?

The world's about to end, everyone is already rationing the food, but beard game and eyeliner on point.

>t. uncouth plebian
YOUR MOTHER WAS A DUMB WHORE WITH A FAT ARSE

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Nah, I'd rather Sansa or Melisandre did that.

Your mom is the most reddit thing you can do on Yea Forums

This was a top 10 scene in the entire series, fight me

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I need a download. I have nice roomates and I don't want to have the internet shut off tomorrow morning. I'm also too poor for VPN. Help this helpless retard

She's their Khal(eesi), their culture is to challenge her to a fight if they disagree with her orders.

WHERE ARE MY ELEPHANTS!!!!

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Aegon (book) is a Blackfyre fool

Still so glad Stannis died, that guy was a total prick and dumb.

The ones that followed a woman are more liberal anyway besides the fact they probably see her as a goddess

Damn, are even horse penises no longer enough for her?

>stannis

>dead

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Bullshit. They should've died in the snow and provoke tensions with the northerners for their savage ways. Imagine bringing 500+ Huns into 5th century Galia. It just wouldn't work.

>The ones that followed a woman are more liberal anyway besides the fact they probably see her as a goddess
She has certainly led them to a legendary epic battle for the world. For a warrior culture training to get better at fighting for generations actually getting to be part of fucking Ragnarok has to be a pretty fucking good reason. Like, afterwards sure who knows what they do then, but tons/most of them would die in combat or want to anyway, now they get to do so against the greatest possible enemy for the greatest reason and with dragons on their side. What could any other leader even offer over that?

Bend the knee or be destroyed

Bend the fucking knee, cunt.

>I've always had blue eyes

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No body, not dead, I say.

Rate my shoop

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Maybe that means Jon become the new Night King in the book?

nigthking raising him as undead later doesn't mean he ain't still dead in the mean time lmao

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>no Beric

>yfw stannis, radmure, and the blackfish return at the head of an army of mountain clansmen, crannogmen, and the remaining sellsword companies of the Free Cities to save the realm and return it to it's rightful king

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Show me the body or bend the knee

Based.

>be on the cusp of fucking not one not two but three prostitutes

>leave your trousers on

cam on!

Do you guys remember when they actually cared about costume design? Good times.

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screencap this, when you faggots are crying because it happened remember it was foretold

>*mournful elephant noises*

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More elephants, yer grace?

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YOUR ELEPHANT WAS A DUMB WHORE WITH A FAT ARSE
b-but your grace all elephants have fat arses

Wheres that post about Roose being a woman named Rose trying to seduce Robb with her fat-assed bastard daughter?

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>mentions crannogmen
>does not mention Howland and Meera Reed

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Since when is Yara the Queen?

Maybe just a bit embarrassed about hyping him so much then he gets beheaded by a girl in one stroke.

>Imagine bringing 500+ Huns into 5th century Galia

okay, but you still didn't factor in the dragons.

The man inspires loyalty.

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>her fat-assed bastard daughter?
YOUR MOTHER WAS A DUMB WHORE WITH A FAT ARSE

Reminder: “Team Stannis” is confirmed for HBO marketing shills trying to post like they think a Yea Forums incel would.

>b-but your grace... Everyone who isn't user who works in a "canister" facility or maybe lives in a fucked country that doesnt speak english like bongland or gods forbid -both- just calls them "tanks".
>They're tanks, your grace...

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Never, she declared herself as such but the Kingsmoot chose Euron and she fled with 20 average men (and one non-man) who call her their Queen. God knows why so many would, other than plot reasons.

I think so, too. Everyone thinks he's a fake or a Blackfyre, but after the show used the name and with Dany's vision in consideration, I believe there's a real chance he'll be the real deal. Another is that in the show Dany let Jon ride Rhaegal, she "gave her dragon". That's a lesson Tyrion taught him on the book. He may use her. But I don't think a romance or side with him, for long. He is the mummer's dragon (Varys' King in the making) and the crowd will cheer for him, she'll be mad about this.

Bend the knee

even in-universe though few people are that loyal to a corpse. like corpses still inspire some people for a while but then they move on to actual alive winners who didn't lose and die.

I don’t get it.

I don’t get this, either.

based TPB user

You wish. Stannis' got the most loyal followers.

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Like I'd say I'm a pretty straight bloke but Lain Glen is looking pretty fucking good for 57

Kinda makes sense more in the books where hes a balding not particularly handsome bloke whos a constant creep who lusts over Dany since she reminds him of his late wife who cucked him

How different would GoT be if it began in 2019 instead of 2011?

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That he does. Stannis gang forever.
t. Renlyfag
Bend the knee

do you have more of these webms?

is this tommen?

Mario rhymes with Daario

and in the first one there is actually a lot of canisters

>jorah
faked voice. His real voice aint so great

S T A N N I S
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>Maybe that means Jon become the new Night King in the book?
>their must always be... a night king
Please no.

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kek

1-4 are all handsome as fuck. But I'll say Jorah, especially S01, was even hotter than Jaime.
Littlefinger's actor is another that's really attractive.

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In my opinion, the problem with Stannis is that he was inflexible, like iron--he just snapped rather than move on and let go of things. And Renly was way too flashy, too full of style rather than substance--not strong enough to lead. Similar to bronze. Robert Baratheon, however, had the best of both brothers and was more like steel--maybe not perfect, but strong enough and stylish enough to lead a kingdom through years of peace.

Yeah, but mario is a character from a video game for toddlers. What do they have to do with each other?

And I see the canisters. Why is that funny? Does Robert not like canisters or something?

1. Samwell Tarly
2. Qyburn
3. Theon
4. le cocks and wine
5. Night King

Every time he calls her Khaleesi it melts my heart as well as other things

Nigger, I know what you did.

Truly the Hannibal of Westeros

I'm sorry delusionfriend but Stannis is a dead a worm eaten corpse now with no head it says so on the wikia which is the canon source that George Martin refers to. Try to cheer up though because no the right side he was a loser.

>He may use her. But I don't think a romance or side with him, for long. He is the mummer's dragon (Varys' King in the making) and the crowd will cheer for him, she'll be mad about this.
maybe thats the point. the bittersweet ending will be a defeat of the night king by dany and aegon/dorne working together but in the end she will go mad and plunge the realm into another civil war

If not for the money he got from the show GRRM would have had to shit out the rest of the books. Whether the show would be better or worse depends on whether you think the garage he'd hurriedly scribble down to try to wrap it all up would be better than Dabid & Dabid's Wild Imaginings

Was this part of your sophomore essay assignment?

F

He's pretty dedicated to it then, because I've seen him in Doctor Who and Spooks and he sounds the same in both.

Me too, he's so dreamy and devoted. Dany is a fucking FOOL.

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Show me the body or bend the knee.

Good post. Robert's only real mistake was not making sure Cersei had an accident within like a year or two then marrying someone else. Maybe wait for her to have a daughter (make sure the son gets aborted) so there is some collateral against the shekel family.

He’s also like 80 years old. Dany is 14, according to the books.

So has Varys been reduced to being Dany's bitch or is he plotting something else? Clearly he doesn't believe she's fit to be queen

body was right there in the show are you blind it's a body and then since his body was rotted and no longer needed they fired the actor even irl like jajaja look with your eyes dude

>mfw the leaks confirmed Stannis' return

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Normally he shouldn't believe that, but the writers will make him, because she is their golden child. Yass queen slay!

i laughed way harder than i should have

Perhaps, we will see. We all know he's doomed, but I can't help but wish the little guy could survive and thrive. The fandom has treated him horrible and it'd be a huge twist, since most (and I mean 80% of them) don't give it any consideration, even when he was the babe in Dany's vision during the song of ice and fire prophesy. Not Jon, not vague either, since GRRM confirmed it was Elia there.

SHUT THE FUCK UP AAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH

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What the fuck is your guys' problem?

Yes. While he had the strength and wits enough to rule, he was imperfect, but interestingly those mistakes are more to do with schemers betraying him that resulted in his ruin, not necessarily his own doing. If he would have survived, there could have been an additional years of peace.

They should've just killed Varys, desu. Since there is no fAegon plotline in the show, Varys don't have anything to do anymore.

He """""""""died""""""""" off screen. Nice try.

In the books he's a bear with brown hair. We are talking about the show here.

He has clearly stopped believing in her as a competent leader. He'll drop her or find another soon.

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>I burned your father alive
>oh no, well at least my brother's alive
>*curb your enthusiasm music for when something happens*
classic banter

anyone have more pictures of these three? I need them. I NEED them for reasons

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man i would have loved to see him in other works but i totally respect his decision to rather be a stage actor.

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The only problem with Stannis was that the writers character assassinated him. Robert became lazy after years of ruling anyway.

>The fandom has treated him horrible
This is what spites me the most, because griff didn't antagonize anyone. if he had been introduced in the first book and dany in the last it would have been the opposite and nobody would care about dany. I don't think GRRM would just randomly add a character like that to kill him off ingloriously

>So has Varys been reduced to being Dany's bitch or is he plotting something else? Clearly he doesn't believe she's fit to be queen
He might think she'll be perfectly decent queen material in like another 10-20 years, Varys of all people absolutely can think about the long term. She's not a uselessly destructive insane child monarch like bratking was, and in the present juncture her energy isn't the worst thing since they're facing a pretty black and white fight vs ultimate evil. He may just figure that his job is to keep her fuckups from causing her downfall until she can mature.

Of course Jon gives him another option, but if they hook up he gets the best of both really, plenty of choice and broad support options even before kids. An alliance there would seal any split. Then he just has to eliminate golden bitch (and of course they have to not all be genocided but if that happens whatever anyway right) and there will be plenty of time to force the new king/queen to get better in lower stakes situations.

righty looks like drummer from the expanse

ur a faget?

>watching S2E9
>wildfire explosions over Blackwater Bay
>Tyrion being a master tactician
>remember that in about 5 minutes it all comes tumbling down as he is stripped of the Hand title and no one ever recognizes his brilliant rule as Hand and tactical maneuvers at Blackwater Bay
Feels bad, lads.

I've seen worse with retarded waifufags latching on to irrelevant characters that never did anything important in the story

this whole tarly thing is stupid and i guarantee they are going to keep bringing this up to create drama. what was she supposed to do with them? they refused to go to the wall because they didn't recognize her as their queen. what is she supposed to do, put them in chains and drag them around for...what reason? they didn't hold any value as hostages.

It's callled talentless writers

Got a thing for Mexican boys, eh?

Take that back, pashangwala

>implying that there is anything wrong with a woman denying the outcome of a legitimate political process, slandering the lawful and duly-elected winner of that process, and supporting all manner of fuckery from random acts of incivility to naked treason because -reasons-
sounds like somebody is on the wrong side of history - i mean, herstory - and needs to H A V E S E X because he clearly doesn't understand women and how righteous they are.

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Too bad they made him job last season. His only real suggestion was regarding cersei and it was a dumb one (anything but "quick go burn her alive immediately" would have been dumb really).

>then he becomes queen's hands and makes witty quips and stands around giving awkward forced speeches
>oh yeah his sister's pregnant so ofc he trusts her

>for...what reason?
to avoid murdering them
good guys don't murder people if they can avoid it

She'd just taken Casterly Rock, she could have left them there with a few Unsullied to hold the castle, or taken them back to Dragonstone with her.

you mean like how jon beheaded janos slynt?

>Lord Tarly and his heir has no value as hostages
What?

euron is the only good thing left

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>they didn't hold any value as hostages
They were LITERALLY the new lords of the Reach
Pay attention

It's meant to show Sam's hypocrisy, because he supported Jon's murder of Janos Slynt, Jon's prisoner.

>this whole tarly thing is stupid and i guarantee they are going to keep bringing this up to create drama. what was she supposed to do with them? they refused to go to the wall because they didn't recognize her as their queen. what is she supposed to do, put them in chains and drag them around for...what reason? they didn't hold any value as hostages.
More to the point she has no particular reason to care, was relatively justified in it compared to most of the deaths we see in this series, and Sam has no real reason to care either. I mean, yeah his brother was a decent guy I guess but Sam was still booted forever and his brother still fucked things up himself. Plenty of real drama, artificial drama like this feels particularly lame in context. FFS

>guys
Please don’t assume gender. Thx.

Put DICKon in a cell just like tyrion said since he was the heir to house tarly ? (sam is still stripped of his family name anyway)

That's a precedent though

Jon is the "Mummer's dragon" in the show
AKA Aegon

>good guys don't murder people if they can avoid it
Good guys don't cause trouble with the queen trying to save the world either.

what would be the purpose of that? they'd just live the rest of their lives behind bars.
the reach was plundered of value. i'm really not seeing what value they have as prisoners to anyone. cersei would just find new lords of the reach, you think she gives a fuck about the tarlys?

Janos Slynt was sworn to obey Jon and refused, that's a valid reason to execute someone, especially in a military organisation like the Night's Watch. Dany burning prisoners alive is a war crime.

So the direwolves literally are written out of the show, right? When was the last time they were referenced. Surely Ghost isn't chilling somewhere, watching as Jon cucks him with dragons, right?

Janos wasn't Jon's prisoner, he was a wet blanket who refused to obey the Lord Commander's order and insulted him, giving Jon full right to have him executed.

>war crime
oh u
actually took you serious for a bit

>the queen trying to save the world
get your bullshit out of my thread at once!

janos said he would go to the nightfort right before jon cut his head off.

And they refused to obey Dany too.

Tarly was sworn to obey House Targaryen.

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I really loved the dialogue this season. They aren’t afraid to break the tension with s joke. And they’ll really highlight ambiguity by having a character ask a question, then there’s no answer. Life is like that sometimes.

but its the truth

Sam's dad had such an undeservedly dignified death for how much of a prick he was

The worst is how they take his outburst after the board game as if he's Joffrey 2.0. When all characters have acted bratty and cunty to others. He was angry, but took Tyrion's advice in consideration nonetheless.

We will see ghost dying during a 3 seconds 3 million budget CGI scene

They weren't sworn to her

>When was the last time they were referenced.
I think it was only a single scene in all of last season.
>Surely Ghost isn't chilling somewhere, watching as Jon cucks him with dragons, right?
Basically.

>Tarly was sworn to obey House Targaryen.
Technically but that was different then Janos who was super sworn to obey.

Euron is only good as a vehicle to kill meme characters like the Sand Shits. Outside of that he's objectively a terrible character played by an even worse actor. Which is a shame because book Euron is interesting. He could operate on a meta level allowing the show to cleanse itself of it's more indulgent blemishes but D&D are too fucking full of shit to do anything halfway decent.

Not anymore.

Everyone was sworn to House Targaryen.

also one has to consider many characters are by modern definitions still kids, so they would lose their temper. but aegon is like an enlightened monarch from the 17th century, raised among the smallfolk and taught to rule rationally

>what would be the purpose of that? they'd just live the rest of their lives behind bars.
They may have broken and bent the knee eventually like Tyrion suggested, or she could have kept them alive and used them as leverage to get the rest of House Tarley to pledge for her in exchange for their lives.

Nigga don't you remember that Martell kid?

Yeah because House Targaryen doesn't need the oaths of charcoal.

I want the story of the books, but cant be bothered to read the book
what do i do? 30 hour audio book seems like hell aswell

Indirectly, 17 years ago.

he was barely a POV character. not really as relevant as someone like young griff

the only people left in house tarly are sams mom and sams sister. his sister is the heir now, i guess? i doubt she needs much persuading to bend the knee to dany.

Just google "game of thrones book plot reddit" and read a few 8+ paragraph posts, read the wiki and that should cover it. Or browse the book forum for a month or two--that's a good way to keep your internet addiction running while allowing you to absorb new information.

She brought the fight to them, they didn't choose it. If they'd gone over and invaded Essos while she was there and fought her and lost then sure she'd be within her rights to execute them. But they were defending their lands, the agency is hers, not theirs.

Book Euron's still kinda the same cause he comes right out of fucking nowhere with Valryian armor, a right hand little brother who's the strongest fighter ever, and an entire fucking cult at his disposal. He's cool but he feels like a DeviantArt OC villain

No, because House Targaryen lost the throne due to a mad King and won't get it again with his delusional daughter. She thought they were worms, and now she'll lose her bf and her throne for her actions.

Griff's role is to destabilize Cersei/Lannister forces just enough so Dani can easily swoop in after Griff's is cucked.

EVERYONE
LISTEN
Cease engaging with this tiresome character, he is either a charlatan or mad

AAARRRGGGGGGH

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Any chance we get a shoe-horned tranny character?

i mean whilst still enjoying it as a story

Individual Lords weren't, the Tarleys swore allegiance to their Liegelords, the Tyrells, who in turn swore allegiance to the crown.

House Targaryen doesn't exist anymore.

Is the Valonqar the child that Cersei is bearing? Maybe she'll die from childbirth?

no faggot no.

Quick recap for anyone who can't be bothered to read every single /got/ thread:

>was it rape?
>1st for
>my aunt-wife is so cute!
>ARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH....
>Maario Naharis
>webm of the ugly chick with the huge titties clapping at Dany being feminist
>ONE GOD, ONE REALM, ONE KING. STANNIS!
>I AM THE THREE EYED RAVEN
>is x actually retarded or is it just D&D?
>CLEGANEBOWL THIS SEASON GET HYPED
>Pictures of Maisie and Sophie being slutty thots irl
>Azor (even though Azor Ahai isn't even mentiond in the show)
>I BEND THE KNEE FOR STANNIS!
>I was a fookin legend
>All budget was spent on Dragons, no Ghost, no Elephants
>CAREFUL NED, CAREFUL NOW.
>There must always be a Night King!
>implying smirkfu isn't best girl
>STANNIS KING
>*links a youtuber that isn't preston jacobs* hey guys what do we think of /ourguy/,

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The audio books are fantastic though

House Targaryen is the rightful ruler, sure they had to flee to rebuild strength after getting betrayed but then they came back just like the first time. And this time around with a bigger purpose too. They should have recognized that and accepted it, that too is part of the power and responsibility they bore. Or if they were strong enough they could contest it, but obviously at that point they weren't. All the power and wealth they wielded came with a job too and they failed it.

>i want the story without any effort on my own behalf

yeah and I want a blowjob from Melisandre,

fuck off

but Arya already exists

I have a huge /got/ folder. Any requests?

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nailed it

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Dany didn't know that, nor did she ask. Tyrion probably could have told her about Samwell and she could have ordered him back from the wall like Stannis tried with Jon.

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Why the fuck wouldn't they have built a more secure bridge.

Clearly it does and it burned them alive for their treachery. Maybe you look at the ginormous army and into the maw of dragons and the clearly House Targaryen leader and say
>hurr you're all figments of imagination none of you exist lol
but well there is a clear counter argument to that which she delivered.

post blackfyres

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why would tyrion know about sam? even if he did what does it matter, sam is a sworn brother

>night king raises stannis from the grave and commands him to attack winterfell
>stannis turns around
>There is only one true king
>stabs night king with dragon glass and ends the war

I hate to contribute to the excessive stannisposting but listen to this:

youtube.com/watch?v=qyF6uAxp11I

the audiobooks are literal kino

I smell Blackfyre fucking shits

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>built
Remember who you're talking about m8. Do you have any idea how difficult it is to steal a bridge?

Tormund and Ed hugging it out was the most heartwarming part of the episode desu

Froggy was a fool's journey and a way for Dany to lose the Martell's support. It's curious you don't acknowledge they (Frog and YG) were introduced on the same book, late, and you believe (as do most) they'll end the same way. Why would GRRM do that? There's something called a parallel, and this repetition isn't it.

What is dead can never die.

Anons, if GRRM dies of obesity before he finishes the books, then Stannis theoretically has a chance of winning the War of Five Kings and securing the Iron Throne for him and Shireen.

You don't need food to trim a beard and rub soot in your eyes.

>Official Sexiest Voices Rankings
Don't become an angel investor because you will clearly go broke when you hear the siren song of the "female entrepreneur" leaning-in with their low, manly voices and you start throwing your money at them.

You see, much like women in tech, actors are liars who pretend to be what they're not. in actuality, Iian Glen has a normally thin and somewhat effeminate/boyish voice in real life (unless his IRL voice is the actual fake one, which is unlikely but a potentially brilliant fuck-you-pay-me move). Dude must go through a fuck ton of cough drops, though. Some of the others may be method acting, too, so i'm not sure. Nicholas Craster-Waldorf is a weird one, he speaks Danish or whatever, but with an American accent normally, which is why his S1-S2 accent is sort of off. Charles Dance is probably the most 1:1 in terms of his voice and his real voice and I've only seen bits of Roose's actor but he seems pretty much the same, too.

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edd is the only character i still actually care about tbqh

WHERE IS THE VIDEO! I'M GETTING TESTY, PRESTIE! IT'S BEEN MORE THAN 24 HOURS YOU HAD ENOUGH TIME!

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who's your obscure-fu

>Nettles

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You got any Davos, user?

>why would tyrion know about sam?
Because he was at the wall and learned the names and histories of loads of the people there.

>even if he did what does it matter, sam is a sworn brother
Like I said, the crown can release people from their oaths, like Stannis tried with Jon. Danny could have done the same thing for Sam.

yeah that's true they are well known friends and spent a lot of time bonding on screen

Tormund
Edd
Hound
Sansa
Jaime

These are mine.

Oh fuck my knee's bending just thinking about it.

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I have shit tons of Davos

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Varys' talk in just that. Reality is that he was a shielded boy, he was exposed and taught, but he is still a summer boy. When he gets to Westeros, he'll be forced to grow up.

Not gonna lie, former Stannis bannerman here. This is fucking hilarious watching Stannis crash and burn. But in all seriousness we can't let this guy get the iron throne.

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>no Beric
>no Qyburn

Cute

>Sansa
how and why

Is there any female character in the show that isn't a self absorbed smarmy cunt?

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beric is probably going to die some lame boring ass death and qyburns just a creeper

Sally is my lolifu

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She has had the most consistent character arc in the series without being utterly ruined or become obsolete/bland (like Tyrion).

Beric is gonna die and shouldn't even be around by this point. I'm meh on Qyburn.

I did forget about Davos.

No Beric? Opinion disregarded

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Bend the knee or be destroyed

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Cringe and bluepilled.

any links to the new episode?

play.hbonow.com

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Gilly, she's the azor ahai

I like it, it'll be interesting to see how it changes episode to episode

Don't be jealous.

youtu.be/KeOIh8QDGhg

I got tons of Davos. I also have lots of interesting maps if anyone would like.

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very clever and funny

user isn't it obvious? There are only going to be two locations this entire fucking season--Winterfell and King's Landing. Expected a campaign similar to the Thirty Years' War/Robb's fight against the Lannisters with actual strategy and off-screen battles and plotting and flanks and maneuvers and gripping war against the odds? No, two episodes of lead-up until a Battle of the Bastards type "Mega Battle!" outside Winterfell, and then some major battle again in the North or near King's Land.

Jorah Mormont had a tough life

>ONE GOD, ONE REALM, ONE KING, STANNIS!
>I BEND THE KNEE FOR STANNIS!
>STANNIS KING
>STANNIS IS COMING BACK
>S T A N N I S
These but completely unironically.

>implying Stannis is not going to be the one that defeats the Night King

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Post them user

Unironically this.

The Doctor Who episodes he's in are worth seeing just for his sexy, sexy voice

youtube.com/watch?v=HQu1a9bPNaM

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The red priest whatshisname topknot guy had a smooth voice

There's already a thread up, anons.

I will never understand how people can be against him after seeing kino imagery like this.

You forgot the
>Stannis
>dead
poster

It's amazing how much of a real, evolved world Westeros is compared to, for example, fucking LotR with its ugly as fuck literal-square Mordor.

Thanks user

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WOT'S HAPPENING?!

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Will check it out. thanks for the link user

essos maps? north of the wall maps?

>Lorath

what happens here?

MADNESS

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MAGNUS

I don't know why he posts it with a pic of Arya, of all characters, but any poster who bends the knee to Stannis is a good poster.

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what the fuck were they thinking with his costume here?

Shae and a man who may be known as Jaqen H'ghar

Stannis will burn you alive for this

north of the wall map coming up

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Westeros is just Ireland rotated 180 degrees and Essos is the rest of Britain rotated 90 degrees

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one of my friends said he's "the most boring character in the show," and then followed that up with saying how "I just want a ton of dragons this season."

fucking brainlet normies

today we will remind them

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What's the story with the Wunterfell crypt? Will we see Wight Starks And or Lady Stoneheart? I cant imagine they successfully defend Winterfell.

post many maps plz

also have this northern one

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Eh, not feeling like arguing tonight. Let's just agree to disagree?

I know this feeling all too well.

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I got some cool ones

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>D&D's Lady Stoneheart literally is a stone statute of Cat coming to life and smashing zombies

Will we hear his song again?

Tell him to bend the knee or be destroyed.

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>the new intro is still making me mad. its so fucking bad
It wasn't bad, but I was shocked they would pull something like that. It probably started as a good idea and that's because it was probably necessary to do the fly-thru bits as for the first time there are only like 3 locations (Winterfell, Kings Landing, and "The Wall") and they had to kill time and linger. Essos is probably completely out of the picture for the rest of the series.

The problem is they deliberately changed shit that they didn't have to like the spherical astrolabe at the center of this hollow medieval Dyson's Sphere they all live in or whatever the fuck its supposed to be and they probably fucked with a lot of other things too but i'll have to go back and watch it more. It felt like they retouched everything, though, and that's a shame because the first one wasn't broke and we're almost at the end anyway... the interior shots would have been enough of a cool surprise, but in typical D&D fashion...

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New thread locked and loaded. See this one to bump limit first.

Roose is best hands down.

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You think bran went back and watched them fuck before he was thrown out a window?

The poorest and least populous free city, they make most of their economy by fishing and whaling also Jaqen haqars "a man" way of speech is actually the lorathi way of speech.

Love this one that shows The Conquest

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Bbbbbbbberic

Even if it is, GRRM added a lot of flavour and more to each part that isn't just 1:1 of British history. I mean even Tolkien took inspiration for history, it's hard not to.

>Oi Bran, we need to talk
>Of course, Arya, anything for my sister
>Wif your raven powahs and moi assassin skills we can take dunn the Noights King an end the War before it even begi-
>It was beautiful
>U wot m8?
>It was beautiful. The way your bugperson eyes goggled out of your head when she stabbed you in the stomach. It was so beautiful
>Innit?
>And then you parkoured all around the city like a squirrel on meth, bug eyes bulging from your hideous face. It was beautiful
>That's so raven

anything with lolis?

based user

eastern stuff

asshai
stygia
winged city
carcosa

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bobbyposting is hilarious