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FIRST FOR FUCK STANNISFAGS
First for fuck dnd
My aunt/wife's eyebrows are so cute...
you're a douuuuuuuter fukin basttiid
5 more weeks of this Yea Forums
Bend the knee, cunt
who /ashara/ here?
>I'M ACTING
I'm no Danyfag but those are good eyebrows
Do you think ol' Ramz got to touch them?
LOOK AT THIS NIGGAS HAIRLINE LMAO
How many of you have literally done what this meme portrays in real life? I'm using the word 'literally' in a serious way here.
How many of you have woken up, taken a shower, and couldn't help but think of how compelling our King's smirk was...that eager drawing of Lightbringer, and his slow but ready walk forward against the charging cavalry that seemed like they were spawned out of nowhere like a cheat from the old Total War games?
How many of you felt that the scene captured the exact same attitude you have towards waking up for a dreary day full of hard work and annoying ingrates, but that it will also be another day where you will still do your duty in a diligent manner?
How many of you couldn't help but think of the fact that Dipshit&Dumbass character assassinated this man in front of millions of casual show fans who would cheer if Kelly C kinslayed her children for the greater good? Yet despite their bad writing and poor sense of how the real Stannis would conduct a siege in this situation, we still can't help but admire our King's conduct in this scene in these moments?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH
Press F to pay respects for Maisie, rumor is she died in today's fire.
Question:
Who do you think is Azhor Ahai?
How will they reveal him/her?
Will they just burst into flames or something?
Is it Jon, Theon, the Hound, Jaime?
Is the point of Azhor to fight the night king?
My guess is the hound. The whole irony of him being afraid of fire... etc.
20 good men
Unironically based
THE TACHYONS SANSA
cross the desert
Would his loyalty to the Targaryans make him like Jon now, or would his hate for wildings still make him want to murder him?
You don't get it, user.
We're all Azor Ahai.
>Winterfell is mine, bastard, come and see
>implying they'll even mention him
>implying if they do it won't be Dany
browmind
You do realize that some of the sexiest men in the show have heavily receding hairlines, right?
lol
Gayest show ever. Fantasy for people who don't like fantasy
Kinda disappointing how it is so much obvious how the night king will lose.
The final battle is 100% in king's landing but the hype will be weak.
F
too bad they already filmed all of her scenes
I always thought that weird masked woman was going to be more important to the overall story.
he sniffs lines of cocaine off them
I don't need an Army, I need 20 GOOD MEN
Why didn't Renly just bend the knee, bros? Stannis had the most legitimate claim to the throne.
he's still alive in the book, right?
where are the leaks
based
I like that video
why does she wear the mask (if she's not an important character)?
Go eat some crayons dabid
TELL ME WHERE THE LEAKS ARE BEFORE I PISS MESELF
>in the episode for 10 seconds
>act circles around everybody not called Beric Dondarrion
How does Jaime do it?
>Why didn't Renly just bend the knee, bros?
Cos he's a sword swallower
>he's still alive in the book, right?
Ramsay claims to have killed Stannis at the battle of Winterfell in a letter to Jon Snow but it's not clear whether that's true yet
Why would Renly bend the knee? He had 100k had his disposal, the food to feast such an army, he had Mace and Randyll Tarly as his commanders.
It's Ned Stark's fault for not taking his offer, Ned could have forced Renly to accept Stannis as king.
Kill me, Pete
>implying D&D even know anything about AA
Lol @ Darth Nihilus
Because he was a fucking faggot and fucking a faggot.
Mario Nahaaris
What's with all the JonSa shipping?
Nikolai is based and handsome
Jamie's character wasn't immediately shit on by D&D's terrible quipy writing. that's why he looked so cool
who could stop them?
It's less incesty now
>watch your daughter and son die
>meet the kid you pushed out of a tower
What will he say?
pretty much the same expression anyone would have after seeing what that kid ended up looking like
In the books she plays a bigger role
Depends
Does the fight take place in Flea Alley?
Your king is dead, boy. Accept it.
WHOOOORES BEFORE BOAAAAAAAAAARS
name a worse adaption than got
Whh didnt Stannis bend the knee, the combined forces would have ended the other rebellions and secured the House Baratheons seat on the throne, Stannis always claimed he didnt want the throne so whh didnt he just support Renly who had the means to end the war?
"You're welcome for the psychic powers, wolfboy"
Fuck, he's our only hope, isn't he? Stannis gone, Rob gone, Jon cucked. He's the only good man left to lead us.
Aegon didn't seem particularly bothered to hear he was boning his aunt.
How many gays in season 8?
Starship Troopers
Damn,Beric Dondarrion looks like this guy
WILL THE KARSTARKS BE RELEVENT?
>Jaime: Nice wheels
>Bran: Nice hand
>this song starts playing youtube.com
based footfag
>Flea Alley
>Flea
>Alley
Golden Compass
Yeah since like 2 seasons ago
He was more upset about the fat fuck insulting Ned
>for people who don't like fantasy
Yeah, everyone HATES the dragons.
daily reminder they had to write out the elephants because the chinese have hunted them to the brink of extinction
20 years ago it would have been no problem having multiple elephants in a movie scene
Are they going to see the Arya and Gendry thing through?
How is this even a fight? they make the unsullied form a phalanx, they have equipped pikes with dragon glass, go stabby stab and kill every nigger that comes close.
then you have mongol archers firing dragon glass arrows at the wights and finally you have arya with her dragon glass needle sneak up behinde the NK and shank him.
easy story easy life.
Street of Gin? THe fuck i know
better than got though
They film in Wales.Imagine Elephants in that weather
nice fiction
He is Ahor Azai
absolutely FOOKIN LEGEND
daily reminder they spent the budget on CGI elephants for a CGI view of Winterfell instead
Because it was finally his turn to be acknowledged, and he had the right.
She probably is, but not in the show...
the animal rights activists already got their panties in a twist because too many horses got hurt during the tournament in season 1, imagine the shitstorm if it were elephants 8 years later
Dany will realise Jon isn't lying when she realises her dragons are warmed to Jon and let him ride them. So there isn't going to be tons of suspicion about lying to usurp from her part, I think.
Dark Tower by fucking lightyears.
Dunno, are you in season 8? lmao rekt
So can we all agree that Alfie Allen is the best actor still in the show?
s-sauce?
>"dragon" scales get pierced by a spear made of fucking ice
>thrown by faggy ice zombie
>OHKOs the "dragon"
GoT has the most cucked version of fantasy ever
So he did want it? Nice to see you Stancucks admit it for once
Show me the body
Checkmate
fucking chinks ruining elephant kino with their black magic juju
Was that CGI? I thought it's a model
...
I'm sure most was spent on the dragons. yes some shots looked like shit but most looked really really good. I work in VFX adn know the 2 studios that worked on this. Soho and pixomondo.
I wouldn't be surprised some shots were outsourced to india.
yah that shot sucks.
Huh?
>There are no zoos in Wales
in my ideal show, he would have learnt to respect jon for defending the wall when he was injured and wouldnt have joined in on the coup because he was still his new lord commander and that outweighs his hatred for wildlings.
they could then share some character development and learn to tolerate/respect one another, and then when jon is revealed to be the rightful targ kang he could suck his dick or something.
thats more interesting to me than "he ebil man he stab jon snew", but would require a few more seasons to flesh out, though the entire series wouldve benefited from that, not just this specific part.
Sindragosa and the undead giants are the only real obstacle, also those Lich King spears that kill dragons
jokes on you I'm a raging homo
>Tfw don't even watching the series anymore
>Tfw just here for Bobbyposting
>only targs can ride dragons
>dragon was used as a cab in s7
???
...
BOBBYPOSTING, IS IT?
jaime is a SNACK
Well they had the strongest man alive slice off the horse head, and they had to do it in several takes. You gotta admit it was pretty fucked up
if their master allows it...if i remember correctly Visenya let the young lord of the Eyrie ride Vhagar with her at Aegon's Conquest.
hes up there, sam impressed me when dany made him cry so him too.
>Stannis
>dead
Sam, theon and davos are probably the only ones left left who don't have cringy lines.
god the fucking writing is so bad, it's actually worse than fan fiction i just rewatched the episode and HOLY FUCK
also what's up with daenerys being such a bitch, i seriously hope they're setting her up to be mad like her father
Barely Lethal I think, some shit movie she was in
only if he cuts his fucking hair, it's getting ridiculous
D&D are idiots. This is nothing new.
yeah. its kinda sad that the mysteries of essos didnt pan out at all in the show. instead we got 1,5 seasons of pointless people from Dorne failing at everything they do.
no resemblance at all, user
Jaime is Azor Ahai right?
where’s brienne?
he had like 3 or 4 of those spears, the dragon isn't an issue since bran can warg into it
>god the fucking writing is so bad, it's actually worse than fan fiction i just rewatched the episode and HOLY FUCK
>also what's up with daenerys being such a bitch, i seriously hope they're setting her up to be mad like her father
dude are you in fucking season 4?
HNNNNG
No body, not dead
>futa
kys
Is my Bericbro around?
pegging wight renly
You were born as a boy accept it tranny scum
The only way to save this show is STANNIS stabbing that cunt Dany and taking the throne as the one true king of Westeros.
whats going on with that fucking tree
Does he still have the valyrian steel sword?
what do you mean?
slags
Based
guys it finally fucking happened.
My classmate walks in the grad student office and straight up says "I'm looking for new fantasy books to read since this season of GoT is going to suck." Then he starts bringing up about how after last night's episode, he is convinced Emilia Clarke is a god awful actress and will have no career after GoT is over.
The turning has begun.
THAT DRAGON RIDING SCENE WAS SO AWESOME!!! WHEN THE DRAGON WENT INTO THAT CANYON I WAS LIKE OMG THIS ROCKS. BEST SHOW EVER!!
it's a big tree
Without Bronn, this fantasy story would have 0 sense of adventure.
>holds trial for Jaime for killing the Mad King
>in front of hundreds of northerners who detest the Mad King and remember his brutality
Is she retarded?
it's the magic weirwood tree
Brienne of fucking Tarth
Is all this STANNIS bullshit based in any leaks?
>british 10s
no I'm in the latest episode, I could buy daenerys doing dumb shit and killing people for minor things before but now that she knows how bad the situation is she gives sansa that look and starts bickering about it what the FUCK is her problem
CAREFUL NED, CAREFUL NOW.
for you
I doubt even Dumb & Dumber would allow Bran to Warg into a wight. And where would he have got the spears from if you think he can't make more?
I agree, the only issue I had was saving Yara was too easy and quick. 10/10 episode. Last scene with Bran was so bitter sweet. Coudln't help but chuckle a little with my friends watching. "woah so awkward" Dylan said.
>Is she retarded?
asked user in season 8
The greatest swordsman who has ever lived killed by meryn fuckin trant???
Reminder that the Elephants are with Young Griff (as they are in the books), who will steal the throne in the series finale.
Just extremely arrogant
im talking about the cgi quality...
This is nightmare material
Based
>implying plastic american overtanned fake blondes with fake smiles and fake tits are anything to write home about
Because trying to usurp and murder the brother who saved your life as a child is an evil fucking thing to do
so you're telling me there has been absolutely NO nude leaks of EITHER of these two? shameful
You want to assassinate a boar? I will have no part of it.
truly britain is a cursed isle
t. female who cannot into loyalty
Give me your Baratheons
bring back meera
What stannis bullshit?
>b-but look at the mutts
doesn't make your trainwreck of a genepool any better
Same. Bobbyposting will be around long after GoT
NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDD
THE BOAAAAAAA-
Power rankings of manlets on the show?
You have 5 seconds to post the one (1) true king
who is she in the books?
(power x manletitude)
1.Tyrion
2.Jon
well they will probably not make arrow heads out of dragon glass, the battle would become too boring as it would one shot everyone hit, giants, dragons, NK etc.
It's embarassing how manlet Kit Harrington/Jon Snow is.He has "presence" honestly,he is dwarfed by Sansa and that just makes him look so fucking beta
Doubt they will
But her turning up at Winterfell with Howland (who could, y'know, add some much needed eyewitness credibility to back up Bran and Sam's story) would be kino
always read this shit with his voice
>Renly
they really just gonna drop my nigga Howland HOWLIN' MAD REED huh
and his qt daughter
circe
might makes right, conquers are the only true monarch
what’s the best sword other than lightbringer?
Daily reminder Stannis is alive and will sit on the Iron Throne.
a powerful wizard
read the books, loser
All the good men are dead the rest are meek pussywhipped faggots
Press S to spit
I followed you into /got/, twice, without boarposting, without lancelposting, but I will not follow you now.
MY ONE TRUE SON SMASHING TARG SHITS
I BEND THE KNEE
The new intro is terrible
The unsullied can't even beat fat nobles with daggers and a mask that obscured most of their vision.
see
why? i liked it
STANNIS!!! STANNIS!!! STANNIS!!!
Quick recap for anyone who can't be bothered to read every single /got/ thread:
>1st for
>my aunt-wife is so cute!
>ARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH....
>Maario Naharis
>webm of the ugly chick with the huge titties clapping at Dany being feminist
>I AM THE THREE EYED RAVEN
>Pictures of Maisie and Sophie being slutty thots irl
>Azor (even though Azor Ahai isn't even mentiond in the show)
>STANNIS
>I was a fookin legend
>All budget was spent on Dragons, no Ghost, no Elephants
>CAREFUL NED, CAREFUL NOW.
>There must always be a Night King!
>implying smirkfu isn't best girl
>*links a youtuber that isn't preston jacobs*
>More boar your grace?
>From the dusty mesa
>STANNIS IS COMING BACK
>Reminder that is coming to win the throne in the last episode
>I miss mai waifu Meera
did I miss anything?
where my burlington bar bros at?
BEND TEH KNEE, CUNT
More wine, your grace?
the dialogue in e1 was fucking awful. It was as if every single line was written in a way so it would double as an iconic trailer-line. That's now how people talk. That's not how GoT characters used to talk. It was already terrible in season 7 (with a few exceptions like the "death is the enemy" speech by Beric) but s8e1 sounded like it was written by a bot that collected dialogue suggestions from twitter accounts.
OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG
any boy whore with a sword could kill THREE meryn trants!
Run back to Winterhell! I'll have your head on a tusk! I'll put it there myself, you WHOOORE! You think you're too good for this, too proud and honorable? This is a WOOOOOAAAAR!
Ive always liked Tormund giant machete
You forgot sneed
>Stannis
>smiling
Cleganebowl
and
why is X acting retarded
Daily reminder that Cersei's plan to kill Bobby B is to make him so drunk the boar will kill him...
Would you bend the knee even if he wore no pants?
It's more likely than you think.
King Stannis is going to take the fingers you used to create these lies
Lmao even his former allies insult him after he's dead
He is already showing his Targ genes
Needs more stannis to be accurate
Hello Preston
Stop bending the truth. Stannis wouldn't approve.
memes aside, how badly will Yea Forums lose their shit if Stannis is actually alive?
>And through the smoke another wedge of armored riders came, on barded horses. Floating above them were the largest banners yet, royal standards as big as sheets; a yellow one with long pointed tongues that showed a flaming heart, and another like a sheet of beaten gold, with a black stag prancing and rippling in the wind.
>Robert, Jon thought for one mad moment, remembering poor Owen, but when the trumpets blew again and the knights charged, the name they cried was “Stannis! Stannis! STANNIS!”
Why didn't we get this?
Seven hells, Ned...
pretty sure the prince who was promised is mentioned in the show
>Mel gif
(occasionally)
Oh Stannis you scamp!
Pretty fucking badly. I can see the endless threads and shitposting already.
I'd shit myself. It would be one of the greatest meme endings of all time.
>Prince OR Princess sweetie ;)
is there any way to filter all of these?
Prince or *PRINCESS*, user
He had no reason to smile
>Somebody saved my content
Nice. I could point out more shitty cgi in this ep
The same as in the show from what i know, but from i remember she keeps appearing in dany's dreams. watch alt shift x's video about her. There were theories back then that she is a time travelling dany.
It will be the biggest event since the The Force Awakens trailer when 90% of the board was a screengrab of Boynigger's face as it popped up on screen
easily a 9.0+ of blessed posting magnitude
It would be glorious.
But guys....Stephen Dillane was not casted and he clearly showed discontempt for the show
Unreal levels
So unreal it could literally never happen within any of the millions of alternate universes and planes of existence
I want to _____ Stannis.
My knee is bent
lol
Hundreds (of threads) will die
serve
EYE AM DA STORM BRUDDA
Cease
Where's the tower bran was pushed out of?
crown
T
give me the quick rundown on darkstar, young gryff and "fake aegon" for someone who didn't read the books
*THOUSANDS
Thousands
smuggle onions for
Mphghbrghh!!!!!!!!
DP
*frowns*
Who will end up on the pointy bits throne? Is Jon a sufficiently perfect specimen of manhood? Is he quivering with antici---pation?
Rightfully so. Stephen Dillane deserved much better.
Tfw no TV adaptation of Pan Lodowego Ogrodu by Polish author Jarosław Grzędowicz for kino fight scenes and pixies dressed like whores because of neural interface brain fungus.
meera isn't my waifu but she needs to come back
bend the knee to
Lady Forlorn
Not to be a retard, but what's the point of all the towers with the weird circular tops? Is there a historical explanation?
Fuck you, that's where.
S
nice
of course they'd be tempted in a position like that.
Revive
Mas vino, su majestad?
Remember when this show was based? m.youtube.com
>Karstark girl's face with Mountain's body
What is this monstrosity?
Yeah, he has Widow's Wail.
Stan Is
Maise is teasing her and my pee pee is hard
La creatura de Westeros.
anyone here still /baratheon/?
People who think Stannis won't appear because Stephen Dillane was not casted do not understand that his casting would be a spoiler in itself.Stephen Dillane said he did not like the show to reduce our expectation,he knows he would appear in the end because D&D told him so he just shat on the show because of that.
Stannis will appear in the end and normies will reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>2013
Isn't brightroar the same sword as oathkeeper
and Ice is gone
You know you want it baby.
Always
He is the one true King, boy.
Always
>stannis is such a tragic character even his tv adaptation is ruined and wasted tragically
>and even his actor hates the show
kino casting
Always have been, always will be.
I wish Stannis could have gotten some of the Baratheon soldiers in yellow they looked really cool
how fucking old is this list? don't even remember what it was turned into but definitely remember ice being melted down/reforged into something else or whatever forever ago.
word
Ice is gone yes and no, Brightroar was the first and only Lannister Valyrian sword until decades ago Tommen Lannister took it with him to Valyrian ruins and never returned. Tywin's little brother/Tyrion's favorite uncle even tried to lead a small expedition to find it but same thing he never returned
Red Rain
Valyrian steel, red in colour, (looking at the name and colour) prolly originally in possession of the Reynes
It was melted in season 2 iirc and the swords that came out of it are also listed there.
when sam said "Your Mother..."
to jon I expected him to follow up with
"Was a dumb whore with a fat arse"
stormlands got FUCKED in the show
truly the forgotten lands
The one true King
WW swords/javelines
...
More boars your wine?
They do look cool, but I always thought the regular Baratheon troops he had looked the coolest.
Best helmet too.
I was so excited about the show back then, fuck
...
>Darksister
Is that the sword Meera grabbed before leaving the CotF's tree?
yes, see
FUCK NOTHING GETS ME GONG MORE THEN TWO GIRLS TEASING EACHOTHER
THE PLAYFUL YET LUSTFUL FOREPLAY IS WHAT TRULY BRINGS ME HAPPINESS
MY BODY AND SOUL YEARNS FOR IT
What do you mean its empty?
>>in front of hundreds of northerners who detest the Mad King and remember his brutality
On the other hand they fucking hate Jaime too and have every reason to, and he's the one actually within their grasp. Makes sense to get that out of the way really.
That said:
>Is she retarded?
They've definitely and oddly had her completely dump all the basic sense she displayed previously when actually building her army. Not like it would have cost her anything to try a bit of the charismatic speech stuff and acknowledge their concerns. Shit, would it even be a problem if she offered them a vision of more of a federation where they get to remain generally autonomous if they win? Kind of a lot of shit on the line here.
Fetch me the BOAR Stretcher!
>circe
fucking showfags
Who is the rightful king?
For me, it’s Red Rain and Dark Sister. Also the Celtigars have a Valyrian steel axe which is pretty cool.
based
yup Tywin had it melted down and reforged into two swords, one he gave to Joffrey, and the other to Jamie, who then gives it to Brienne when he sends her north to find Sansa
>one's got /got/in the tile
>The other doesn't
What do you think?
i forgot why i left Yea Forums 2 years ago
this thread reminded me
>bend the knee
>go back
pick one
I'M SURROUNDED BY FOOKING CANNISTERS
kek
finally a good one
>the boar in the background
THATS HOW YOU SPEAK TO BOARPOSTERS, IS IT?
GODS I WAS STRONG THEN
I'M SURROUNDED BY _________
lannistairs
BANNISTERS YOU FOOKING TWAT
DOTHRAKI HORDE IN AN OPEN FIELD NED
Remember /pol/ when Trump won?
the boarposter is pregnant
circles are stronger than squares
Those extras in the picture can act more than half the cast now. They look like they are in a real fight.