HOLY SHIT, YOU JUST WON 5 BILLION IN MEGA MILLIONS

Runelords movie series

Nothing. I keep the money

Snuff films.

Small Soldiers 2

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I have some kind of script I wrote in highschool about sewer people.

that amount of money generate a lot of money that you can use for anything

$5 billion is more than enough for my life. I give whats left to make a non-profit organization.

A REAL Star Trek show that is set after Voyager

Princess Bride sequels.

Pay 1 Billion each to Christina Hendricks, Jennifer Lawrence, Eva Green and Kay Dennings to shoot 3 hour sex scenes with me to be compiled into a web porn series...

"Nicki Minaj and Rihanna Take Turns Sitting on My Face". Starring Minaj, Rihanna, and Myself. Filmed on iphone.

a semi decent MHI spinoff featuring the adventures of the enchanted forest trailer park, and its BASED Knight-Protector. and the entire MHI series animated. its the only medium that could carry it off. I would hire whoever did the trippy visuals from doctor strange to do the dream sequences and the old ones dimension.

and a full on big budget and well produced 1632 series.

an adaptation of alan dean fosters glory lane.
Dave Duncans seventh sword saga
a reboot of Jitsu Wa Watashi Wa with a big budget.
Dresden Files
Harry Absolom from 2000AD
ghostbusters with the guys that made all those fan films about the franchises and the shenanigans they get up to.

its the only medium capable of doing it, if done well and with a cohesive vision.

Commission the creators of Rocko’s Modern Life to make 5 more seasons, then never release it to the public.

a documentary about my new life raising alpacas and corn in the midwest

I will only permit this, if you have Sir Mix-A-Lot and Triumph the insult comic dog do a commentary track, and J.R. Ross and King be the official announcers for the video.

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A groundbreaking tv show where I have unsimulated sex with famous actresses and models.

Call it The Aristocrats or something fancy.

a series on jews and their schemes produced by mel gibson

Yeah, we can do an extended bluray edition.

Unpleasant (now dead) boomer Harold Covington's Northwest War of Independence novels.

Probably have to be a korean animation, because J-left mayors would never let me film.

Wouldn't take anywhere close to a billion.

Neon Genesis Evangelion live action film tetralogy, the first three films being about 3 hours and 3 minutes each, with the last one being about as long as EoE

Anime adaptation of EYE Divine Cybermancy

I name the Jew

Dark Tower minseries, done right with an 800million budget and a rewritten ending.

>3 hours and 3 minutes each
meant 3 hours and 30 minutes

fuck yes. can I pre-order the collectors edition?

Sequel to TDKR where CIA survives the plane crash and opens a taqueria in Hawaii.

Watamote S2

You can have 5 billion dollars but you'll never have a real asuka

Film adaptions of the meme trilogy

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Web series called: “Girls Do Even More Porn”
Starring myself as male lead. Shot POV. It never actually gets released because I’m shy.

none, I'm going to buy a company and use it as a tax haven while also donating to charities in the hopes of saving even a little bit of it before changing tax brackets fuck me so hard that i'm worse off than if I had never won.

>sick of politics
>makes a political thread and replies on every politics thread.

A HBO adaption of Concrete.

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Remake Lawrence of Arabia shot for shot, but everyone is played by big-breasted, HUGE-assed models wearing skimpy outfits.

is playing the lottery worth it?

im a lowly mailfag and i want to not work any more but i always see niggers buying piles of tickets so i know its a scam. but i really want millions of dollars

If I want to make money, Make porn. Fastest way to turn $100k into $1m.

Once I feel comfortable with it, I'd make a Tyler Perry-esque film about an old black lady cop who inadvertently saves her town from an alien invasion.

Pay the Yea Forums and Yea Forums janitors for all their hard work over the years.

I'd want to bankroll some of my favorite filmmakers who can't get funding anymore. I'd want John Carpenter to make at least one more movie before he croaks

Kek

Make a historical tv show about the entirety of the 100 years war with no cgi battles and with top-notch historical accuracy.

I buy once a week. It’s almost the same odds as buying a bunch per week and you have to play to win and people DO win, so.

Make a realistic movie about Adolf Hitler

A remake of Gilmore Girls where the mother and daughter fuck.
Special episode guest directed by Stills by Alan

You’re better off risking your money on something with better odds like owning your own business or a high risk stock move. You’ll risk losing a higher amount of money, but your odds of success are incredibly higher than the lotto.

Titanic 2: The Revenge of the Sunk Ship

An epic WW2 series about the brave and glorious Red Army fighting off facist fucks, running from the Nazi's cowardly sucker punch invasion to the complete head stomping of Berlin. I'd use no CGI, showing huge battle scenes of restored T34s absolutely shit stomping the Nazi's over engineered and ineffective boxes. I'd spare no details, showing the SS burning down villages and slaughtering innocents, the concentration camps, and how German floozies threw themselves at Soviet chads to get fucked out by real men.

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Pure kino

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I'd call Arnold and get King Conan to happen

i'd spend 4.5 billion of it scrubbing nu wars and GoT from existence

based as fuck

dune quadrilogy casted exactly as i like with the SAME FUCKING DIRECTOR FOR EVERY MOVIE

My rapid descent and loss of life due to cocaine abuse, a reality show.

Kek

FPBP

you can't buy neither with just 5 billions

>purchase LOTR rights from Amazon
>dissolve the project

This. Remake Game of Thrones as a MAD House anime with excellent dub, action scenes and fidelity to the books.

I'll probably buy a porn subscription

Sneed and Chuck anime where every episode is individually produced by a different studio. The last episode is a fuck and suck hentai by Queen Bee

A thriller about a rich entrepreneur (me) who opens a private gay sex island consisting of enslaved cute boys/men that I rent out to bigger/stronger/more alpha males to breed.
Starring: Timothy Chalamet, Tom Holland, Nick Robinson, Ezra Miller, Ansel Elgort, and Taron Edgerton (not a final cast list, would be subject to change).

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I would make my own projects to be honest. One of them is about this brazillian kid who lives in the favelas of Rio and aquires powers similar to Superman. He then becomes a national super hero, but is also kind of an asshole, like Neymar. His arc is about returning to his roots.
There's also this World War I story on an alternate universe where Germany is fighting a Rasputin controlled Russia. It's basically a man vs. magic beings kind of story, with soldiers fighting their dead men ressurected by necromancers on the trenches, werewolves, witches etc.
If those other two are at least kinda sucessful, I might try to make a Dragonball series, who knows.

>live action series of one piece

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I'd finance Protomen Act III, then make a single film with all three acts.

Should be a huge extravagant stage play, the likes of which hasn't been seen since the spider-man musical.

Tom Cruise as one of the little men raped over and over again while he screams out for Xenu

Just buy up the rights to things I like to protect it from being made into a movie.

Great idea
And I'd hire this guy as executive producer

Adapt Berserk 100% accurately.

Fucking awful idea. Not everything needs a movie, asshole

Legally change my name to David Lynch. Fund Twin Peaks for an indefinite run. LYNCHED posting makes a resurgence. But then I reveal myself at the first season, no one knows how to react BUT actually the real David Lynch was behind everything. It'd be the ultimate Lynching.

>movie

call me a weeb but for me, it's Hoshi no Samidare

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Don't the writers and actors guilds prevent this type of thing? You could change your legal name to Lynch, but then you would still have to use something else in movies.

I would use the money to set up the most elaborate suicide imaginable.

season 2-100

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Also judging by this butt Cruise would be a bottom. Whether he likes it or not.

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buy out every seat in every capeshit film worldwide then cancel and refund right before the movie starts

A faithful post-Golden Age Berserk adaptation.

Fuck you, I was here first.

I will buy superbowl ad time (5 minutes each year) to just show footage of my dog laying around doing dog stuff

I mean some people clearly win, sometimes twice.
the horror stories about people who end up poorer are just the most publicized, and are usually about dumb people themselves

Karl Urban in a Dredd sequel

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I would do shit like this if I had Bezos-level money

Tron Legacy sequel

Fuck I loved that movie. That and John Carter.

It could work as live action, as long as it follows regular people like Guardsmen or just ordinary citizens. Space Marines would have to be CGI (real humans just cannot move properly in costumes with those proportions), never take their helmets off, and I'd use them sparingly. A good intro to the universe would just follow some ordinary dude who gets drafted while bad shit's happening to his world.

Captain Beefheart biopic
Blood Meridian NC-17 adaptation
Dante's Inferno NC-17 adaptation
Story of the Eye NC-17 adaptation

spice and wolf season 3 english btw

Godzilla and Jet Jaguar vs Cthulu

pay maisie williams and anya taylor joy to shit on my chest

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Leave Miura and Berserk to me

Lavishly animatd 124-episode OVA of Tomizawa's overlooked manga masterpiece, Milk Closet

That's it? You're not gonna gargle their piss? Get them to 69 each other while pissing and shitting at the same time? Let them stomp on your balls with 7 inch heels? Incel.

jojo's bizarre space dandy

everything and then some is implied

Prisma Illya live action

dune

Gay communist propaganda

A documentary about cumming inside of BDH's asshole.

Marathon movie adaptation

titled
>The Annals of Ron Howard's Seed

absolutely based

that would be amazing.
they could be, but the really weird shit has to be animated. if the horus heresy were done, I would have it done like Excalibur, with chaos being done like scanner darkly rotoscoped as a contrast. I would shit with glee for a inquisition movie or a heist in the hive city. DREDD was basically an Arbites movie.

A Gotrek and Felix movie would be neat too. just stand alone movies set in the world would kick ass. not some old big bunch of connected universe bullshit, like capeshit.

I want a BattleTech movie or tv series. have them follow the novels.

Geek mafia or the laundry

SHAKARA!

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Quality Lupin the third movies

What movie would I make?

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live action hentai with orcs, tentacles, gallons of cum, and 19.8 inch dicks.

make my first movie about parasites that take over female bodies and control men through their farts

remake dark knight trilogy because i can

The S&P 500 would probably be a better investment for the majority of my wealth. Or hedge funds only available to the rich (hopefully not run by madoff). But I'd take a small portion of my wealth to fund an independent and low key limited series adaptation of Cryptonomicon. Who should I cast as Bobby Shaftoe.

R-rated animated ones.

S&P 500 is due for a crash very soon, and I know, time in market is better than timing the market, but I can feel it... It's crashing soon.

>Amerifats
>math
Do not mix!