I'M JESSE VENTURA AND THIS IS CONSPIRACY THEORY

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the alex jones episode was too kino for tv

>mfw FEMA coffins

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>I asked Ross Mandell to stop by.

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IT'S NOT A CONSPIRACY

What is it then?

IT'S A COCKSPIRACY

I WAS A NAVY SEAL IN VIET NAM
>wasn't

EXCUSE ME GENTLEMEN

AND THIS IS YOUR MOM

AND THIS IS YOUR DAD

AND THIS IS YOU

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A lot of careful are gone

PEE
NUS

AND THERE IT IS AGAIN
ANOTHER LAME SEX JOKE

this was so god damn entertaining

>I must have access to classified information because, after all, I was governor of a midwestern state.
He actually argues this at one point.

I WAS A MARINE

I WAS A NAVY SEAL

I WAS AN ACTOR

I WAS A GOVERNOR

I WAS A TALK SHOW HOST

I WAS A FIGHTER

AND A GAY COWBOY

A PATRIOT

Dude has a show on Russia Today now and totally lost it. Legit looks like a homeless person

MIND CONTROL!

TUNNEL
VISION

how long do those tunnels go on for?

FOREVER

he lives half the year in a bunker in mexico

I WAS A GODDAM SEXUAL TYRANNOSAURUS