/got/ Umber edition

Where the fuck is Preston tho?

ITS COOL MAN
You can't even forge that stuff so you would be limited to chapping crude daggers/arrows/spear tips
BUT ITS COOLER TO HAVE DOGGY WITH AN OBSIDIAN AXE

AGHHHHH A-ALYS HELP ME IT HURTS

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that was the umber kid?
thought it was the tree climbing kid from the intro
also had no idea where the fuck they were supposed to be.

WOT'S HAPPENING?!

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Why did NK turn him into a wight? What was he hoping it would achieve when it's impaled into the wall?

Multiple examples of non-targ dragon riders in the lore. Valyerian blood is what is important.

Bend the knee, fucker

quick, somebody post melly in front of notre dame

She's one of my guilty pleasure faps

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>Ned Umber (stabbed, impaled and burned)
>Olly (hanged)
>Bran (pushed out a window)
>Rickon (shot in the back)
>The two boys Theon burned (burned alive)
>Tommen (committed suicide)

Seriously what the FUCK David?

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>when a supposed Non-Targ hops on and goes for a ride
even Jon knows he's a targ now

why not

STANNIS

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>2 years to write this

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He had a knife, so maybe a cheeky surprise stabbing if they tried to take down his body to bury/burn.

Why did she do it lads?

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send a message
if NK actually wanted them dead there, he could have easily hid an ambushing group of wights instead of just Ned

He was hiding in the closet laughing his ass off at the people he spooked with the stunt

How did we go from this...

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Yeah but he made whole ass arrow heads, with a shape thats supposed to cause bleeding if you try to pull it out, which makes no sense because white walkers don't bleed and explode when you hit them with dragonglass
why not just make little nubs to put on the end of weapons since it's all magic anyways

Based

Azor Theon

BASED FUCKING STANNIS

NK also has telepathic tree powers so he knew that the Brotherhood and the Night's Watch would be there the EXACT moment it woke up.

Also he knew people would somehow head up north to visit Last Hearth for some reason instead of fleeing south so that's why he left the image with the arms.

Where is the wagon train following the unsullied? Where are all their supplies, their food, their water? What did they eat during their 500+ mile march from king's landing to Winterfell? What about the logistics of housing / feeding / sanitation for tens of thousands of soldiers? Winterfell is a small castle, it can hold a few THOUSAND men at max capacity.

Where are all the Dothraki? Dany's kalissar is supposed to be over 100k strong, what happened to all of them? Who is controlling them? Who's to say they aren't raping and pillaging around the westerlands / the reach / the stormlands?

What about the horses? Where are the thousands of horses that the Dothraki brought with them to Westeros being housed in the north? There's no stables large enough to house that many horses, especially not in Winterfell. IMAGINE THE SMELL of tens of thousands of horses crammed into those walls, they would be ass to ass unable to move.

How the fuck are the dragons not freezing their balls off? They're tropical animals as far as I'm concerned, they don't have large stores of fat to keep them warm and they're hardly eating. In fact because of the cold temps they would have to eat much more than they currently eat to maintain their weight and not waste away.

What about all the small folk from the North flooding into Winterfell? HOW ARE THEY ALL BEING HOUSED IN SUCH A SMALL CASTLE? Yes, there's a few hundred tents outside winterfell, are all of the people in them stacked on top of each other slave-ship style? Does Winterfell have kitchens large enough to create massive amounts of bread (we're talking HUNDREDS OF TONS OF BREAD EVERY SINGLE DAY TO FEED TENS OF THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE!) Not to mention the meat necessary to provide soldiers with protein. What about the water situation? It's not like in this world they have potable water in large quantities or massive tanks to hold it, it ALL COMES FROM WELLS, or melting snow.

NOTHING MAKES SENSE IN THIS SHOW. NOTHING!

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fine but this does not include starks

yeh but at the time of flight nobody knew he is a targ other than sam and bran

I never read the books... but is it ever explained how the fuck Jon considered Dany to be a worthy replacement for Ygritte?

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Fuck the faith and fuck the Tyrells

To this?

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>ywn get to see /ss/ and butterface milkies fugg

That scream was pretty unsettling

SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Faggot ass usurper. Would be kinslaying cock gobbler.

KING OF MY HEART

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Why are blue eyes so fucking evil and racist, bros?

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The books haven't gotten this far yet, and probably never will

in the books they havnt even met

i was frightened

stop asking questions and pay for your subscription, fagit

>Stannis
>dead

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Is House Umber extinct now?

Kill your family and then kill yourself.

Goddamn Bong genes are something else. They produce top tier shotas.

Who?
>lightbringer is his dick

i know your tripfag lets us know youre a retard but you really doubled down on that post

Targ autism

Jon doesn't even know Dany exists yet in the books.

TRIPS FOR STANNIS

Only Dany knows, and she is retarded

he was so cute bros
why did he have to die?

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My knee is bent

WHAT DO I HOLD ONTO?

I miss him so much

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why did they send this little kid all by himself to go back to his castle?

It never happens in the books. Jon falls for the sister of Mance's wife, then gets shanked.
Fair enough. I was saying the same thing. Lazy & bad writing.

I know i girl irl who is a combination of this tit cow and melisandre and she gets me diamonds

I'm pretty sure the books are only at the point where she escapes the city with the dragon and the horsefuckers find her.

*gasps*
sssSSSSCREEEEEEEEEEEeEEe..EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEERERŔREEEEEE

It was the The Last Hearth, you could actually see it being overtaken by ice tiles in the intro. Ned Umber was sent back with horses to evacuate whoever was left before the Night King arrived, but he was too late. Tormund and the others fled South after the wall was breached and witnessed the aftermath.

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So do most people just turn a blind eye to the atrocious writing or are they oblivious to the fact that it's piss poor?

Irl don't black people have issues with vitamin D deficiency when living in northern countries? Will they address this in the show?

S7E01 viewers = 12.74 million
S8E01 viewers = 11.80 million

What happened, bros?

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Bran is based

Show bobs, also shouldn't you be on Yea Forums?

but is it even a thing in the show? not think Danny has ever said she can ride because of her blood. also isn't it tied to warging, something that hasn't been in the show since 7 skins(season 3?)

Just for reference
happened in Last Heart
meanwhile Long Glover said he'd stay in Deepwood Motte (maybe he plans to sail away when shit hits the fan?)

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His Targ blood makes him want to breed her, just like Gendrys blood makes him want to call her a WHOOOOOOOOOOOOORE

And my cock is stiff.

>Jon falls for the sister of Mance's wife
No, he doesn't. He turns her down because muh honor, muh vows and shit.

>The two boys Theon burned (burned alive)

actually they had their throats cut. they were burned post-mortem.

B-blue board, delet this!

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Why did the WW turn that little girl into a whight instead of adding her to the corpse pile in the pilot episode of S1?
Art project/for the lulz

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What do you think of the new intro?

Based. Maybe some people are fed up with how nonsensical it has become.

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>foreign army marching through your town
>racist if you aren't 100% supportive of this
nigger logic

>bran who can see the past when valyrian steel was forged
>"best smith in the world for some reason" gendry at the castle
>dragonfire and obsidian readily available (likely ingredients for valyrian steel)
Why are they making shitty obsidian daggers and arrows instead of reviving the art of valyrian steel forging

is that Notre Dame?

youtu.be/pS-gbqbVd8c

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Based Stannis lives, mark my words

Youtube comments tell me people don'r care and just tune in for the action.

>Her own father got this child on her? We are well rid of her, then. I will not suffer such abominations here. This is not King's Landing.

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>we will never see the deleted scenes of Viserys molesting Dany

i mourn the loss of cute bran every day of my life

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What fucking message?

they eat whatever they like

it's "new" but basically the same still

She looks a lot better than the past few seasons. Still not spectacular, though

Hahahahaha Dude Just Hop On A Boat How The Fuck Are Zombies Even A Threat Nigga

>no one alive at that time has ever seen dragons, much less dragon riders
>ackshually, only Targs can ride them
yeah bro I bet there were a whole bunch of dragon experts in Winterfell thinking the same thing

wrong

ew.com/tv/2019/04/15/game-of-thrones-ratings-season-8/

"im hardcore"

First for Arya and Gendry being a literal power couple

He does, but doesn't act on it because he gets shanked immediately after Ser faggot gets ripped in half by Wun Weg Wun Dar Wun. He wasn't going to, but he kept thinking about her.

Based as fuck

> wtf logistics
You haven't been paying attention. This show has been a trainwreck for quite some time now.

ur a faget

That's what I assumed. Probably on social media / talking during dialogue scenes

Why would you think he was alone?

NOOOOO. THATS WHERE THE HUNCHBACK LIVES

Fire and Blood worth picking up? I'll read it and I like Ice and Fire lore I'm just not in a huge hurry to buy it yet.

pics?

It's winter and it's up north, don't Dothraki get cold wearing nothing? Will they address this in the show?

valyrian steel has magic forged into thats why its special, it isn't just fancy steel

In the show, definitely
in the books, not sure

Also imagine flying through the air at over 100 km/h in subzero temps and not wearing any face protection.
Then 5 seconds later, not even having teary eyes and your face not being frozen solid.

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>only five more episodes of GoT for /ourguys/ to react to

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Love is blind, after all

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He also can only see where the magic trees are. At least in the books.

I grabbed the numbers from Wikipedia. I don't think they included streaming and foreign views. Just US TV domestic numbers.

Dragons are and breathe magic as established by the show and books

it's magic my dude

Bazinga

GRRM is writing a fantasy novel, not a textbook. Also
>reddit spacing

we could be here a thousand years

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the N word

Gendy, you deserve better dude

I do it all the time. You only need to hold your breath.

and that's why dragon glass is useful. all magic isn't the same retard, the red priests and bran both use magic but that doesn't mean they can just shoot generic "magic" into some steel and call it valyrian steel you dumb fucking nigger

Not everyone is a weakling southron.

Because Valyrian steel isn’t obsidian and steel you retard

two of the most learned men in westeros watched him fly and they dont give a fuck despite the fact it is premium lore for westeros

F
He lives on in our hearts

Bran seeing all of Tower of Joy and inside with Lyanna changed that.

wtf is his problem

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not all magic is the same, the wall had runes at its base to stop the dead from crossing it. even if its made with dragon fire thats not the same as forging magic into it

The first time I watched it I didn't even notice his eyes opening and I jumped when he screamed

Consecutive numbers do confirm this statement.

Fuck that, I wanted to see the Hound meet Sansa again and hit on her calling her little bird and sheit
I've been waiting 9 years for Sansa to get of age and get her nude scene goddamnit D&D are not gonna take that away from me

hush snownigger, Daenerys is a southron

>sansa being 'smart'
>arya looking 'good'
>'LE BALLS COCK JOKE XD'
>edgy one liners
>money spent on a how to train your dragon ripoff scene
>no verisimilitude
>fan service
>jon/dany scenes are tonally deaf

can't believe this and season 1 are the same show. dear god why did it go so wrong

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It seems reasonable that it is the same brand of magic though since the glass and swords have the same effect on whitewalker magic and the art of valyrian forging came from "we have a million dragons and use fire magic to maintain the space age technology" land.

QUADS FOR STANNIS!!!!
MY KNEE COULD NOT BE ANY MORE FUCKING BENT RIGHT NOW!!!!

>they never actually answered the question of how to feed the army, Dany just used it as an opportunity to threaten Sansa

Oddly enough I seem to recall someone in Season 7 riding a dragon and burning the entire Reach's harvest which could have been used to feed the army or even the peasants during the winter. Anyone remember who that was?

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Were... were those filmed?

>mfw Rickon and Dickon become the gay emperors of Essos

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You have one (1) post to prove that Ygritte isn't best girl

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His tagaryen instincts kicked in and told him that it's time for incest.

Dish dropped HBO.

>disappears for years
>learns face swap magic
>comes back with her original ugly face
top kek, she could've just found a face that kinda looks like her but not as ugly, everyone at home would think she grew up to be hot

DABID
NO BALLS DABID

jews

SanSan is the one true ship.

Who fuckin knows how much of the stuff gets the job done. I mean it's not plutonium.

biggest shithead in the north, hope NK rekts his family and castle

She doesn't have tits and she looks like a skeleton

tvbythenumbers.zap2it.com/daily-ratings/sunday-cable-ratings-april-14-2019/

Without including streaming it still did better than the S7 premiere though slightly worse than the S7 finale

They want to have BRUTAL DEATH SCENES WHERE ANYONE CAN DIE, but all the remaining characters have plot armor, and showing women die is sexist so their options are kill men (not brutal as men are worthless) or kill boys (tragic, as some of those boys could grow up to be trannies).

Isn't it also instead of that shitty kid who stabs him and kills Ygritte it's some pretty boy who use to take dick for a living who acts as his squire or something?

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>learned man
why would they know the rules of dragon riding though

The show died on June 7, 2015.

>muh queen dany acting smug again
>muh queen cersei
>muh lady sansa is the smartest person in the seven kingdoms
>muh lady yara
>muh lady arya
>muh hound forgiving arya
>muh special weapon for yet to seen teleporting behind you move
>muh brave loli
>muh jon riding a dragon
>muh dragons getting jealous of jon
>muh terrible blue eyes joke
Did I forget something?

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>why did it go so wrong
ditched the books, ran out of story and became too popular and successful for its own good. that plus bad casting/writing the last 3+ seasons

god her smugly face + her characters attitude is so hard to watch.

Tyene Sand

>tattoo
>too much makeup

You completely sound like the fag who jerk offs to

Uhh, he didn't get to bring friends.

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Post them.

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PRESTON
WHERE IS IT
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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my nigga.

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muh witty quips

Targs are hard wired to have incest with their close relatives, Jon and Dany think they’re legit falling for each other when it’s just a normal Targ thing for an Aunt and Nephew to fuck

PRESTON! UPLOAD THE VIDEO! IT'S BEEN 21 HOURS THAT'S MORE THAN ENOUGH TIME
>I'M GETTING TESTIE, I NEED MY PRESTIE!

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>muh white people give a weird look to the darkies

this

You don’t want to see her naked. But I’m sure we will soon anyway

They are writing for the fake nerd Marvel audience now

Yara/Theon plotline being resolved in 5 minutes of screentime

I love how wikifags think they know what's going on when it's so obvious that they don't

For the Night is Dark and Full of Milkies

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"It may be that we shall lose this battle," the king said grimly. "In Braavos you may hear that I am dead. It may even be true. You shall find my sellswords nonetheless."

The knight hesitated. "Your Grace, if you are dead — "

" — you will avenge my death, and seat my daughter on the Iron Throne. Or die in the attempt."

Ser Justin put one hand on his sword hilt. "On my honor as a knight, you have my word."

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Fuck man, too soon

Sansa should know not to blatantly antagonize Dany when their success may depend on the cockless wonder soldiers and her flying flamethrowers but she has an overwhelming instinct to undermine everyone who's above her

bum/10

>Stannis the Mannis lives
PLEASE!!!

Cringed my eyes out. It was the intro of TLJ all over again.

>i was frightened
Haha what a faggot. I bet you wish you could hold hands with your bf you queer.

I LOVE GAME OF THRONES

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Based

Naw, at this point it's a rung lower... they writing for all the retarded DCfaggot man children now.

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D&D ruining this character when he had a nice moment of redemption last season. Maybe the actor reminded them of Stannis or something

What stupid fanfiction is this? He burned his daughter

>Unironically Calling him Robert Strong
bookfags

>Meera dead
>wolves are all gone
these two need crossing out as invalid
where even is Melisandre?

Melly, Tyene, Alys Karstark.

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Someone post the leaks please? They're from the same guy who leaked Season 7 right?

>How the fuck are the dragons not freezing their balls off? They're tropical animals as far as I'm concerned, they don't have large stores of fat to keep them warm and they're hardly eating. In fact because of the cold temps they would have to eat much more than they currently eat to maintain their weight and not waste away.
Dragons are magic. Their internal temperatures is at least 1100deg F, enough that an iron speak that impaled Drogon was glowing red when it was removed from him (iron begins to glow at 1100deg). Furthermore, assuming dragons have the same flight speeds as a 747, they would consume roughly 90MW per second. One watt is one joule per second, and 200lbs of flesh is roughly 1.5B joules when digested, so one goat gives about 17 seconds of energy for flight. This isn't even touching on the energy requirements to maintain a four digit internal body temperature. The dragons aren't freezing their balls off because dragons have a magic energy source that provides billions of joules per second from seemingly nothing. Maybe their food is converted to energy directly with fission?

Meera isn't dead

>fanfiction
its from the actual books. fuck this show man

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There are no leaks as otherwise they would be posted all of r/freefolk and they are not

Nice fanfiction you've got there

did eggman finally transition ?

He just wants to play cricket and marry Doris.

Character assassination. Bend the knee.

because dragons are a massive jerk off for anyone who read westeros history and its well documented many non targ/valarian blood people tried to control and ride dragons and horribly failed? yet jon casually jumped on one

>Alys kastark
I know that you guys are memeing but still

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>Gendry falls for Sansa
Uhhh, no, sweetie. GENDRYA FTW

They were right about yesterday's episodes though

what's wrong with her face?

idk what you're trying to babble about here retard. you keep saying shit "well it seems like..." and "why are they....". well it seems like your guess was wrong nigger. there's no precedent at all in the show or book to suggest that making valyrian steel is a simple as "duude dragon fire on dirt makes dragon glass so dragon fire on steel makes valyrian steel." idk what else you think you'll hear

>Their internal temperatures is at least 1100deg F, enough that an iron speak that impaled Drogon was glowing red when it was removed from him
When does this happen?

reddit.com/r/freefolk/comments/9wvhh9/_/ehgdnf1/?context=1

Everything is there.

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British genetics.

>take stereotypical big rough bearded northern man and turn him into a fair weather friend pussy
>take little girl and make her undying loyal righteously convicted badass
BRAVO DABID

>You want a whore? Buy one. You want a Queen? Earn one
>literally gives her vag to him a few minutes later

Lmao

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She's honestly very attractive.

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Tyrion gets a trial in the dragonpit in front of Sansa, Arya and two other unnamed characters for betraying Dany. Tyrion gets executed.

That's it.

i stand corrected

There were "leaks" for episode 1, but they weren't really leaks. Some people got to watch episode 1 last weekend at the premiere, that's where the "leak" for ep1 came from. There's no legit leaks for the entire season as far as I am aware.

FUCK

bong genes most likely

>be morbidly obese fuck
>morbidly obese fuck to D&D: yeah I’ll finish the books in 5 years easily
>pocket all of HBOs money
>do nothing for 5 years
>D&D are stuck making their own shit up
>they suck at making their own shit up
>series goes downhill
>obese fuck complains about people asking him for a deadline on the books
>obese fuck dies without finishing the books
>obese fuck’s golddigging wife sells the rights to another author to finish the series

The end

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Which one?
Yeah right
None of the euron fleet scenes made any fucking sense
>the armies and euron just chillin on ships instead of going to land because why the fuck not
>theon silently freeing yara just when euron went to land, literally teleported on and off the ship with a couple of men without being seen
nah that was alright

Here's one that I forgot
>tarly catching jons attention in the family grave because he stumbled

What is she doing with her eyebrows?

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"They'll bend the knee or I'll destroy them" is treated as a bad thing when Stannis says it, but it's okay when Queen Daenerys does it. Get with the times, old man

Can't believe DnD put this scene in

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>Stannis is back as a walker
YES.... YES

she is seriously not. and someone even said she looked better then rose leslie which proves most of you have not seen a real female before

>I mean it's not plutonium.
chemistry in a nutshell

Was it a metaphor for modern women?

A Dance with Dragons - Daenerys IX
>Black blood was flowing from the wound where the spear had pierced him, smoking where it dripped onto the scorched sands. He is fire made flesh, she thought, and so am I.
>Daenerys Targaryen vaulted onto the dragon's back, seized the spear, and ripped it out. The point was half-melted, the iron red-hot, glowing. She flung it aside.

That leak about the dragonglass being useless is such a stupid fucking dumbass faggy idea that I'm seriously concerned it'll turn out to be accurate

Anyone actually think they should have recast the children as adults?
It's just fucking stupid to have children bossing around adults.
Joeffrey was fine.
But all those children lords in the North look really cringe.

she saw a tripfag in /got/

Aren't they supposed to be starving up north due to lack of provisions? She looks Lexi Belle now.

BASED MOTHERFUCKING STANNIS!!!!!! MY KNEE IS FUCKING BENT!!!!!!!!

>Meera dead
Nope. Alive and well.
>wolves are all gone
Two of them are alive. Summer could have turned into a wight. Nymeria could make a comeback.

Will we get to see pregnant Dany?

I don't see red happening, at least not with this limited amount of time

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Those are remarkably similar numbers my mentally challenged friend

She improved. The Architect worked his magic.

>bran said he was waiting for an old friend
>he literally waited all night in the courtyard for jamie
lmao

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Based Stannis is the only king I'll follow

It's going to be so epic when the little girl Lord pulls out her war-hammer and starts smashing undeads.

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Thats almost 1 million people less you dimwit

Horse face

2 years between seasons is a long time

How much time has actually passed?

Also to be fair history was also weird like this. Important historical people were often a lot younger than we imagine them to be. It's just because our society is chock full of oldies.

You don't see the part where he wargs into a peasant girl and fucks himself all night long.

Source pls
Of that and any other leaks

The old friend is Theon

Yeah I thought so, some parts are a little boring, and the details it reveals are small like where Danny's dragon eggs came from, so if you aren't crazy about the series you probably won't like it, but if you liked woiaf you probably will

what else was his autistic ass gonna do? bran lives in his own little cripple world now, leave him alone

He was really excited to discuss the beauty of Sansa's rape with someone new because every time he tries to start a conversation about Sansa's beautiful rape with someone in Winterfell, they make a mental note to not talk to the wierdo again. Jaime is like fresh meat to him.

No no he said he was waiting for Arnold Freind. I presume this is a new character we haven't been introduced to yet.

no the old friend is jaime, unless of course you didn't watch the episode

Why is it a stupid idea? It works on the others, not their wights

>Which one?
Just pick any

GAME OF QUIPS

>You take great offense at dwarves jokes, but love telling eunuchs jokes, why is that ?
>Because I have... balls... and you don't.

>Too bad she'll die from pox
>Which one???

>How did you survive a knife to the chest
>I didn't

>What do dragons eat, anyway?
>Whatever they want

>I've never ridden a dragon
>You learn by riding a dragon

>What do I hold onto
>Whatever you can

>We could be a thousand years here
>We would be pretty old

>It's cold
>Then keep your queen warm

>If you want a whore, but it. If you want a Queen, earn it
>literally gives her vag away in less than 5 minutes from saying that

>They're stubborn as goats
>A goat bleets on screen

>She thinks she's smarter than everyone else
>She's the smartest person i know

>You left me to die
>First I robbed you

>I always knew you were just another rich girl
>You don't know any other rich girls
>*walks away*

>Stay back! he has blue eyes!
>My eyes were always blue!

>Jamie arrives in Winterfell to see Bran waiting for him
>Jamie says “Nice wheels”
>Bran responds “Nice hand”
>Jamie asks “Can i give you a push?”
>Bran simply smiles
>episode ends

BRAVO DABID
>BRAVO DABID
BRAVO DABID
>BRAVO DABID
BRAVO DABID
>BRAVO DABID
BRAVO DABID
>BRAVO DABID
BRAVO DABID
>BRAVO DABID

pro-tip the last one with Bran and Jaime is made up but it doesn't seems o unlikely now isn't it?

Don’t worry user, Yara will be offscreened at some point in the season and Theon will react to that for a whole two minutes

No, actually. Satin, his gayboy squire, remains loyal. Jon got stabbed because he was going to March south,to war, and multiple of his killers cried / apologized about it.

In the books even the Greatjon is alive, though being held prisoner by the Freys. His father and uncle are also alive (one with Stannis, one with Roose Bolton).

In the show, I guess so, yeah, unless there is an even younger Babbyjon Umber. D&D really fucked the North up.

It’s pretty much 1 year per season, so as of right now seven years have passed since season one, which would make it 305 AC.

And at least they don’t have 14 year old king in da norf like in the books.

Please no.
I believe the Stark kids are supposedly still teenagers by book 5.
But in any case I'm fine with them being Lords.
I'm not find with them being part of the round table discussing war plans, lol. That's just stupid.

Can Bran wipe himself after pooping? Does he even use the privy?

You could've stopped after "dragons are magic" and not go on with that nerd shit noone cares about

have the old times come back?

Margaery would have been a better ruler than Daenerys

White AOC

Knock Knock

You realize it’s because everyone else is dead, right? Between the war of the five kings and the iron born invasion, the north is supposed to be pretty spent.

He was warging into steamy lesbian sex that made him pass the time

>Jamie arrives in Winterfell to see Bran waiting for him
>Jamie says “Nice wheels”
>Bran responds “Nice hand”
>Jamie asks “Can i give you a push?”
>Bran simply smiles
>episode ends
Bravo, sir.

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Wow these threads slowed the fuck down after the episode, I'm somewhat surprised.

Although really, what is there to discuss? We're 1/6th through the final season and it was just a "Hey here's where we're at" episode.

so fucking cringe, lad

Think there will be a time skip in between TWOW and ADOS if so how long do you reckon? I think we're getting at least a ten year time skip

>at least 1100deg F
Dude
That's basically an overheated (traditional) pizza oven, not that much

Oh shit I forgot all of them because there were worse moments, but the quips were still cringey

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Yes I get that.
I just find it stupid that they have actual discussion with adults as if they know shit.
It would really just be the Maester or someone else acting as the Lord in their steed.

who was the mvp of the premiere?

In the books Jon didn't even come back to life

Sam and Beric

based & stagpilled

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[Spoiler]Euron[/spoiler]

Sam

Jaime.

Even though his scene was 10 seconds long he acted better than Cersei/Dany/Sansa/Arya/Bran.

He wargs into a cute girl and eat all the shit

Sam

emilia, now that i found out she had a stroke, i have greater respect for her shitty acting which is the best she can do

Will Podrick be the one who catches Bronn trying to assassinate dudes?

honestly, going all twin peaks and letting north korea win would be the best way to end the show

Sam as usual. I bet he's going to be the one who will end this show. Either by killing the NK or doing something of real significance as usual unlike the rest.

Unironically this

in the books cat comes back to life and starts doing revenging

GO FIND THE ICE WALL STRETCHER

N O W ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

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Robb was Ned’s heir, and the Northern lords clearly wanted war. Why does it matter how old he is?

What happened to the humility that Dany learnt last season? Her character has gone from fighting for the greater good and then claiming 'her' crown to 'muh dragons eat whatever they want'. Does she not realise she's a guest in Winterfell? Why is she being so RUDE?!

northerners r gay lmao

anyone have the picture of masie being cassed to play Quasimodo?

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>It's just fucking stupid to have children bossing around adults.
Those children are more or less aristocrats born to an important family. Do you think the 30 year old Applebee's waiter is going to tell Baron Trump to stop screaming at everyone in the restaurant and calling them faggots just because he's an adult and Baron is a kid?

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Kek

Nevada?

STANNIS IS

A nigger!

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Tormund always has funny lines like that. Him and dolorous ed are funny characters so that one is okay.
The others are awful, though

Welcome to the strong women of D&D, two privileged white men with very deep thoughts.

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Not the Applebee's waiter but his nanny probably could and would.

Dany needs to be a bitch so that she can have a bitchy cat fight with Sansa.

they are wrong

>she actually did have two fucking life-threatening aneurysms in her 20s

Fuck now I legit do feel bad for goofing on her acting for years now

between her strokes and DABID's genius writing I guess she's doing her best

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only if they stay a long ass time

ITS UP BROS youtu.be/rc0AoeeUxPs

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... and then they will team together to fight Cersei
... and then they will both agree to let Jon rule instead, Jon being their compromise

THE RIGHTFUL KING

I think there is absolutely no chance we ever get ados, we’ll be lucky to get winds.
At this point he probably realized he would need a third book to fit everything anyway, and gave up

>flash back to the beyond the wall episode
>night king only killed one dragon despite having multiple spears, and he didn't even kill the main one
I'd like to think that the night king intentionally did it, like he just wanted to style on them with how smooth and seamless it was. I'd also like to imagine that after the camera cut to the fags, he does the jordan shush thing.

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OF SOMALIA

ALIVE

I think Twitter hoes actually are kind of sick of how Jew and Jew have women interact with each other and with men in this show, the tension is always so forced

You :)

can the wall be stopped?

>normies like it when the dragons scare the commonfolk

no, its people who have blood from valyria, there were a bunch of dragon riding families from valyria, the targs were just the ones who left before the doom. the dragons would probably also like people from house velaryon

Not all children are as helpless as you. The kid is like 12 now. He obviously was briefed on the situation already and would have been told what they needed

There's no need to continue the plot points that started in AFFC into ADOS. Martin could wrap up everything in TWOW and just have everything in ADOS be an inversion and give it a Wire style ending showing history keeps repeating itself.

New thread please
BEFORE A PISS MESELF

Bessie! Thank the gods for Bessie. And her tits.

Why does tv and cinema always exaggerate the end of a sexual intercourse?

THE BEST CHARACTER OUT OF THIS SHIT SHOW

The nanny would only have that authority because Baron's parents grant them that authority. If a CEO business partner or Trump tried to take matters into his own hands and scold Baron, Trump would probably tell the guy to fuck off. Because scolding Trump's son can be seen as a slight to Trump himself.

NK mains zerg huh

That was like 8 years ago

Burlington bar bread
IN HERE NOW

like you would know

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Jaime

Not after 30

>opens with the bar owner programming the NPCs to scream at a gory death or dragon eating someone

>for full uncut reaction support us on patreon
do people actually give money to be able to see other people watch a tv show? good fucking lord we deserve to go extinct

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yeah I'm thinking she's back

Consumerism is killing us.
We need to put a stop to this cancer.

CUTE!

YASS QUEEN

>not paying someone to give you his opinion on a reaction video
Pleb

>have arc where you realize alliser is a hardass who is trying to turn criminals and bastards into an army
>was at the wall because he was a targ loyalist and would have actually been a pro Jon loyalist if not killed
>lol he’s a bad guy

i'm too far in at this point to not watch it. I mean the last season is so far away that I only remember the wall falling and shit dragon cgi but i'll be damned if I'm gonna let this shit beat me. I've sat through the previous four (five?) seasons and getting invested in something else is too much work

They are called thought leaders for a reason!

This but unironically. His sigh and smirk was perfect for his character at being in Winterfell again after all this time, he looked appropriately weary from the road in his body language, and his face melting when he spots Bran was also perfect.

Didn't even have any dialogue.

Leaked finale spoilers:
[spoilers]STANNIS THE MANNIS COMES IN FROM OFFSCREEN, DOPKICKING WHATEVER CRUSTY CUNT SITS ON THE THRONE AND CUT THE SICKEST PROMO THIS SIDE OF WESTEROS[/spoiler]

pwnt n00bz, imma nail you to the wall

They didn't appear in the episode after that, how do you know they didn't realise the significance of what they saw?

>he got nailed to a wall because he tried to floss at the Night King
Post yfw Night King did literally nothing wrong

Not talking in this show is much better than talking. At least you wouldn't have to hear dialogue like this

I want this to happen unironically. Stannis is the only true king.

Don't forget the two Lannister kids that were killed by Karstark (one of which would later play the Tommen that killed himself)

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...

Someone explain what happened here

Seems your new thread got shitcanned.

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You forgot Tyrion's dick jokes, the worst offenders

to the guy trying to lie about viewership for the first episode, go fuck yourself

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...

post yfw Theon gets his dick back

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arya?

it basicially employs anime logic so-no

God I couldn't think of a worse way to spend an evening that watching Game of Thrones with these cunts

Anime usually has more logic than this

kek its pretty much this
youtube.com/watch?v=6ny6tiH_GTE

he'll be the new dickon

Somehow everything's quality is down this season