Spielberg was right about Netflix all along

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>bro movies aren't a thing
wrong?

ive been posting this for years now, why would anybody be surprised?

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action movies, kung fu movies, documentaries about something other than food.

>some intern with a social justice degree thinks their opinion matters cause they're tweeting from the Netflix account

Dad movies are definitely a thing, sadly Netflix are too plebian and have barely got any.

Fuck Spielberg, fuck Netflix, fuck Hollywood, fuck digital platforms and, above all things, fuck you.

>man movies
>what is every Arnie/Willis/Stallone movie ever

Let's be real, the guy behind this tweet is obviously one of netflix's social media managers who is trying to bang one of his ultra feminist coworkers, but in his beta brainfucked mind the only way he knows how to do that is to show her what a good little boy he is conforming to the feminist agenda

> No man movies.

Objectively false. There are plenty.

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edgy

>can't even spell plebeian

>men and women don't have their own categories of movies
ok faceless corporation, thanks for looking out

WHAT THE FUCK IS NETFLIX DOING

SHUT THE FUCK UP NETFLIX

YOUR TWITTER IS TO PROMOTE PRODUCT NOT AGENDA THAT ALIENATES CUSTOMERS

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>there aren't sweeping categories specific to men

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This seems like the one time that image of how women vs men rate movies. The one where juvenile fantasy like Harry Potter tops their lists, while guys like war movies.

> Not calling them 'dick flicks'.

Swing and a miss.

Yeah and exactly how many women went alone to see the Grey?

But we DO have "man movies".

They're called kino.

This isn't even controversial, the industry knows that male leads and action films etc draw female viewers as well as male but female leads and romantic comedies etc are avoided like the plague by male viewers. "Girly" gets its own niche, "boyish" is the default

Spielberg is a retard if he doesn't think raising the bar wouldn't cause them to just stick a film into the lowest number of theaters possible to qualify.

whoever wrote this has never had a girlfriend. Shit like Schwarzenegger movies get called "guy movies" or "dude movies" all the time if you wanna watch it with your gf

Dude. Language.

>REEE STOP SAYING “chick flicks”
>Netflix has an entire “queer” section

>YOUR TWITTER IS TO PROMOTE PRODUCT NOT AGENDA THAT ALIENATES CUSTOMERS
wrong

less people on netflix is always a good thing

Just because some "woke af" person is running the twitter doesn't mean that speilberg is right.

You can usually tell what audience a movie is for just by who is in the movie. If you see a movie with Meryl Streep or Sandra Bullock or Sorsey Ronan in it, who do you think is most likely to want to watch that?

SORRY BUT MY BOY THE FORMER BRO FILM KING THINKS OTHERWISE

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It's all over when their algorithm figures you out too much. Think I watched Enemy of the State and Superman II and had a Gene Hackman section, which is pretty cool, but still.

It worked for TBS before.
>TBS Superstation's MOVIES FOR GUYS WHO LIKE MOVIES is basic cable's number-one show in it's time period among men 18-49 and 25-54.

Kek this nigga tried to redo KIDS and failed miserably.

>scrolling through "Action & Adventure"
>its the same 9 movies at the beginning of every genre and then turns to Bollywood
glad I'm not the one who pays for this shite

considering the firing culture at netflix, this person won't be around for long. they either know they're already on the way out, or they think this display will keep them around for a few more weeks.

find me one woman who can sit through Das Boot, Dr. Zhivago, or Bridge on the River Kwai

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Spielberg was bought by Apple to shill apple tv, he was just mad that netflix didn't suck his dick

based poos

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yeah but that's not a real thing tho. chick flicks is a real thing it's even an award section at the oscars and golden globes tho

wut

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James Bond.

Kinda glad. I don't know if people still remember the days where every single company had their own shitty version of itunes before they all folded and had to beg to apple who then forced them to remove drm and price a single mp3 at 99 cents.

stopped paying this shit a long time ago

What is the result from this deal?

Probably another bad reality series.

my mom enjoyed Dr. Zhivago. but she watched as a kid back in former Yugoslavia so you really didn't have a large selection of movies you could watch there

Can india realistically cause a good amount of trouble for netflix? I really hope so desu

In fairness, some chick flicks are legitimately good. As Good As It Gets is much easier for a guy to understand and I suspect there is an untapped market of male orientated romcoms.

That doesn't mean the genre shouldn't exist. There's nothing wrong with a movie being focused on a particular audience.

Don't give them any ideas.

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Of course there are dick flicks. Some directors have built their entire career on them.

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>you don't hear people asking to watch "man movies"
because that would be considered misogynistic

>Dr. Zhivago

Women love that though.

>What is the result from this deal?
Money laundering and pay-offs, you plebs

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probably not. some companies just don't catch on in other countries. that's not to say that they wouldn't benefit from dominating in india though.

> Money laundering by way of low budget series.

Can I buy whatever you're on?

Boats

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Damn am I pleb? so many of my favorite movies are man movies.

The Netflix catalog is a farce.

>blade runner 2049

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>two buzzfeed writers handle that account

It's like you seek out misery.

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>those female movies

Women truly are the niggers of gender.

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Fight club is a man movie though

>"man movies" aren't a thing

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Women are literal children.

is Dangal actually that good?

whats the source?

I also enjoy Insect Warfare

Westerns?

You forgot Lawrence of Arabia, though I think you'll be hard pressed to find a soiboy these days who could sit through it, either.

>there aren't sweeping categories specific to men

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Its funny since people stopped having categories/shows/movies marketed specifically for men because women complained that they like those movies too.

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Thats because men have different interests ranging from medieval, to sci-fi to courtroom drama, all the way to horror.

Women only watch films with romance in it.

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And they try to trick women into liking movies and shows liked by men by injecting romance into them.

Based.

Sadly women love terrible mainstream action bullshit almost as much as men
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Source.
And also even without the source its not measuring men and women's favorite movies its measuring which movies men like more than women and which movies women like more than men. It's not a top movies by men and top movies by women.
That women list is fucking godawful though.

>action bullshit
You mean escapism fantasy shit that happens to have action?

plebs will be plebs

Has anyone not seen any of the movies on the women's side? I've seen two, Beauty and the Beast and Edward Scissorhands.

it's literally just settling for something both people in a couple will watch

Whatever you want to call it, it's abundantly obvious to anyone with a brain that women's tastes are as varied as men's. No one went to see Black Panther because of the romance subplot.

>56%
hmmm

mouse closing in

>everything and everyone is the same
>has categories

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Am I retarded or does that average not add up at all to the movies shown.
I get 56:44. Or does it mean that the survey consisted of 51% men and 49% women

Women didn't do to see Black Panther because they wanted to see the action.

My mom loves Dr. Zhivago.

Do you think their algorithm knows I’m racist? It recommends all kinds of stuff that you think I would like if they didn’t make it so fucking pozzed. For example their death note adaptation.

Has netflix never heard of dadcore movies?

idk man, im fuckin tarrified of these algorythms calling people racist. I went to youtube to listen to the marching song rosemarie and it was like "this is labeled as hate speech you can click here to view it" wtf

I think you mean Master and Commander & Warrior
> A films about boats and Fight Fight Fight

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Glad that Spielberg is a spineless fag, what ? Kys

Kinda glad Netflix is in the sights, not that Spielberg is jewing out.

>There's nothing wrong with a movie being focused on a particular audience.
WRONG. Every piece of entertainment needs to be diverse and inclusive.

>says chickflick movies aren't real
>data science team uses viewer demographic data to suggest new movies to engage the users more to generate better figures
yeah netflix, let some HR liberal arts cunt inject their marxist intersectional bullshit into a twitter feed instead of being honest about how you keep the lights on.

Some of you may of noticed the averages in that graph don't add up.
Thats because it was made by a woman.
For those of you hissing at that joke it should be noted it was written by a woman

I'm just joking we don't hire women

>Can we stop reffering to movies obviously mostly watched by women for several reasons as chick-flicks
Coming from a company that literally has black and white statistics like no other movie company before that there are movies mostly guys watch and movies mostly girls watch. Literally look at the fucking facts. I cannot believe what I am reading.

(((Spielberg))) is a pedophile and nothing he says is to be regarded seriously.

I was thinking this joke when I asked the question.

>what are arnold, expendables, machete, etc.

not only are you outraged over nothing youre also objectively wrong, have sex

how to people even stand to use netflix? the ui is so awful. its endless scrolling through literally who movies. i try to use it at my friends sometimes and i'll go to the different menus for like recently watched, movies you might like etc to get to specific genres, and all the menus just contain the exact same shit in different orders. its like he's got a bubble of content that it wont let him out of. its the same at my other friends too.

>the guy
No guy wrote that drivel.

Or try to find Japanese shows/movies without having to scroll through endless anime.

You have to keep in mind that the majority of people who run these big corporate twitter accounts are college interns who major in gender studies. You will often find that they step over the line because they are simply left to their own devices when it comes to social media. They can say whatever they want.

remind me again which genres of film women flock to see in numbers greater than men?

oh right, chick flicks

>Ronan
Me.

the difference in years is fascinating to observe.
its like... a written representation of the vapid, shallow, materialistic female psyche.

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they also changed how their search works to cover up how pitifully lacking their library is

used to be you searched and if they didn't have it you'd get no results, they realized that turned people off their service and made it look like they have jack shit, so now if they don't have something they show "results similar to [search item]" and you can scroll forever and never see the thing you looked for, just a bunch of trash you're not interested in

What about bro movies? Netflix twitter being run by zoomers i see

/thread

The rest of you newfags are just a waste of space.

>what is buddy-cop for 500 dollars Alex

>There aren't sweeping categories specific to men
Does Netflix even know about the goods it's distributing?

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kill yourself oldfag, no one likes you here or anywhere. If you are over 21 and still on here, honestly, that's hilarious

yeah where the fuck are my boats

Today's edition of Woke Twitter Manufacturing Problems

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WB needs to get onto that streaming service. Get that Harry Potter and Friends shit up and fuck in Disney in the ass.

Men literally refer to certain films as "guy movies." That's common vernacular you stupid social media manger dumb cunt.

That's becaused Man Movies are just called Boats.

Paul Schrader movies are definitely "man movies"

I like The Sound of Music and Beauty and the Beast. Does that make me a woman?

arent those Judd Apatow type movies just chick-flicks for guys?

I swear if I actually paid for my Netflix I'd cancel that shit

Now that we've had three times, let's post the highest rating differential list between men and women.

no they are problematic

>Dr. ZHivago
My mother favorite movie of all time. She even named my sister after one of the characters from said movie.

Im pretty sure mostly women are into those. I love you man could be considered a bro flick but movies like knocked up are chick flicks.

When is Spielberg getting metood? Dude has been raping kids for decades but people keep seeing his boring ass movies.

wait ppl dont just log onto duckduckgo/startpage/whatever and search "movie" free stream?

>you don't hear people asking to watch man movies

wrong

youtube.com/watch?v=eTGB_mWYkb0
still only 417k views

>silent hero journey boy
>boats
Absolute kino

>boats
fuckin' loved boats

A LEAN NIGHT

things like Predator and Gladiator are man movies though because women don't understand them

Only 3 solid movies on the women's side

Her autobiography is on route to become the best selling ever. If they film that, it could go well.

They went because Disney has spent billions marketing the idea that these capeshit flicks are a cultural/social event. None of those women are sitting alone at home later and thinking "you know, I could really go for watching marvel flick #2531". They're going to watch period drama shows and shit like Outlander with romance and people fucking.

It makes allot of sense. Netflix is a massively successful business (and tool/ product of modernity) that saw a %145 increase in share price over last year. The platform is a huge driver of culture, and as we know, power expands indefinitely and exerts itself over any competing power.
Basically, Netflix is going to expand in ways we cannon imagine yet, it will exist for generations. No wonder Obama as a private person, or more likely, as an agent, would get in on it.

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That's sorta the bedrock for the humor of most of this website

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where's jimmy

The nonhuman that posted this never heard of Predator before the 2010s

I havent seen that many from this list, but every single one was good so i'm watching some of these tonight

The young white female who wrote this complains that her boyfriend makes her watch manly action movies

women are really good at contradicting themselves & lacking critical thinking