Ok so I will give you the 5 dollars as loan at 50% interest and I want 90% equity for that loan. Do we have a deal, yes or no?
Ok so I will give you the 5 dollars as loan at 50% interest and I want 90% equity for that loan. Do we have a deal...
Eli Walker
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Thomas Thomas
IT'S NOT PROPRIETARY YOU FUCKING MORON
WHAT'S TO STOP ME FROM MAKING MY OWN VERSION AND CRUSHING YOU LIKE THE WORM YOU ARE
Jason Powell
That means I owe him like 12 bucks right? I was never good at math.
I'll take it!
Dominic Gutierrez
I want to live in a world where we have Shark Tank threads but unfortunately they never caught on besides a brief period where Wonderfulposting was a thing.
Nathan Davis
You give me $500,000 and you can kiss my feet. Yes or no?
Evan Hughes
It's a great product and a great business. It's not for me I'm out.
Jonathan Perry
Have you ever drank a glass of black rhinoceros blood? Of course not, I was just being colloquial to start this story with an anecdote. The first time I had a glass I was in South Africa, taking a celebratory drink in Johannesburg after completing a successful hunt. You see, in South Africa they don't hunt lion, or elephant. We hunted a more dangerous game: the kaffir, or black man. I finally had a 7 year old boy cornered in an Oingo Bongo merchandise warehouse when the thoughts passed through my mind: Should I pull the trigger? Can I ever come back to who I was before this moment? I pulled the trigger, made my first 100 million dollars. Mr. Johnson, this is something you need to ask yourself: can I pull the trigger on this deal and make the right choice? 10% funding for 85% ownership and prima nocte rights to your daughters.
Adrian White
>we could have had him as our prime minister
What went wrong fellow canucks?
Bentley Roberts
>win lottery
>invest it all in index funds
>guaranteed 4% return
>don't live like a murrican greed-addict
>mfw
Blake Lee
this guy wishes he was trump so bad
Dominic Hill
>Hi Sharks, my name is Bryce Dallas Howard and I offer face-sitting sessions to my clientele.
Angel Lewis
Not a foot fag....
....however I counter with 49% of my company and you let me photograph you in your pantyhose and heels for an hour a week.
Daniel Reyes
Ethan Lewis
im in. and for that reason, i'm out.
Anthony James
My sides
Camden Gomez
I'll make you a shitty offer but if you ask any details I'll back out.
Nolan Sanders
forgot pic
Alexander Parker
God...so in.
Ryder Martin
>I must try a facesitting session first.
Jacob Russell
>tfw facesitting fetish
Ethan James
>To be honest, I don't really care about your oven mitts for the mentally retarded. However, none of these other guys do anything after the show with me, and I just want to get a beer with someone after taping and then maybe we can see a movie or something this weekend. If you go, I'm in.
Cooper Davis
>Your product is useless and your business model loses money. But because you're also black, I'm gonna make you an offer
Ayden Reed
Do you have samples?
Carter Gutierrez
The true patrician fetish
Jacob Rivera
kek true.
Liam Jenkins
Hello sharks, my name is Pepe. What would you say to owning a piece of one of the most popular social media platforms on the internet? This forum has millions of users all around the world, has been responsible for such web sensations as "NPC" and "Honk Honk" and has sponsorships from major corporations including Nike™ and McDonald's®
Of course, in this era of "fake news" it is important to have a robust moderation team: that's why I have enlisted thousands of highly dedicated users who spend every waking moment deleting any content that is even slightly racist, sexist or homophobic. The best part? They do it FOR FREE. I will start the bidding at $10 million for a 5% stake.
Ryan Lee
For free you say? But that is labour extortion! Unless of course these moderators do such labour voluntarily? If so what perks or compensation do such "janitors" receive in return for their effort put in? After all nothing is really free in this world.
Gavin Perez
13% funding for 52% of the company, take it or leave it.
Alexander Roberts
Your product is awful and you proposal was all over the place but you have a vagina so I feel obligated to give you $100k
Asher Turner
For one, he ran an awful campaign, and secondly, his policies were split 50/50 between Libertarian and NDP with 0% social conservative, which is a problem when you're trying to run as the leader of the Conservatives.
Bentley Ramirez
He should have ran third party, the two party system in Canada is dying. The liberals are already on their way out being replaced by the NDP and the conservatives are probably next to be replaced with some other right wing party. Possibly the people's party but we will just have to wait and see.
Noah Ortiz
>I saw you make eye contact with Robert. And for that reason I'm out.