/GoT/ - Game of Thrones

According to /got/, S8E01 improved over last year's premiere S7E01 from 5.11 to 5.25.

However, S8E01 did worse compared to last year's season premiere S7E01 on Westeros.org and Rotten Tomatoes. They went from 7.13 to 6.74 and 8.53 to 7.78 respectively.

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Episode was good

>huff huff

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Female Stannis would still be able to give Melisandre a shadow baby

>xD

eunuch uprising when?

is planetos flat ?

Will he ever reveal Arya dabbing on the Freys?

/basedbros/

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Is he our guy?

Press S to spit

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>Gets his face burnt off

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Winterfell looks good

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I miss when the show was good lads.

>first of the house cuckstark

fem renly is hot as fuck

DRAKARYS

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Honestly, no. I forgot about that.

But what's in the middle?

such wit, truly the sharpest man in Westeros

Name the remaining good characters

>female daario naharis
Holy shit.

why don't they just sail to essos, white walkers can't swim

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epic

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Pottery

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GoT was never good

why did they let him go?

I fucking love miniatures, but this one could be better

Bran

at least the intro is kino

she's a 10 in bongland

BRAVO GRRM

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was ironically the best part of the episode

It was in this moment, when all hope had faded, that Sam, son of Randyll, took up his father's sword

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If you make it a huge ring with the lands of always winter being at the north pole, it makes for an actually interesting concept out of GRRM's incredibly shitty world building.

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I always thought that interest in the show would slowly die off after S4

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Yes it was. 1-4 are great and 5 has bits and pieces that are good.

what do dragons eat?

I don't exactly understand this. Don't castle usually develop around a older central fortress? Here you can discern the layers that were added over time.
Also why the hell they need the walls around the garden.

What's up with him?
Will he win the Game of Thrones?

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yeah, pretty much the same as in the other seasons

Massive fanwankery for most of the episode, almost every scene is dedicated to everyone meeting their best friends and making a gay little quip to affirm their friendship or disdain, very little actual story progression or drama. 95% character interaction with nearly zero purpose.
I never felt more bored in my life, Kit and Emilia's onscreen romance is visibly forced and looks lame as fuck. She can barely contain her disgust at the fact she has to kiss such a manlet.

Thank God we have characters like Thoros, Jaime and Euron to carry the rest of the shit casting.

Just watch the intro scene of each season. It's clearly inside of a hollow earth / dyson sphere type thing.

Also old nan used to say the sky is blue because they live inside of a blue eyed giant called makumba.

my dick

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Remember that time Jaime and Brienne were prisoners?

Vegan

GAME OF QUIPS

>You take great offense at dwarves jokes, but love telling eunuchs jokes, why is that ?
>Because I have... balls... and you don't.

>Too bad she'll die from pox
>Which one???

>How did you survive a knife to the chest
>I didn't

>What do dragons eat, anyway?
>Whatever they want

>I've never ridden a dragon
>You learn by riding a dragon

>What do I hold onto
>Whatever you can

>We could be a thousand years here
>We would be pretty old

>It's cold
>Then keep your queen warm

>If you want a whore, but it. If you want a Queen, earn it
>literally gives her vag away in less than 5 minutes from saying that

>They're stubborn as goats
>A goat bleets on screen

>She thinks she's smarter than everyone else
>She's the smartest person i know

>You left me to die
>First I robbed you

>I always knew you were just another rich girl
>You don't know any other rich girls
>*walks away*

>Stay back! he has blue eyes!
>My eyes were always blue!

>Jamie arrives in Winterfell to see Bran waiting for him
>Jamie says “Nice wheels”
>Bran responds “Nice hand”
>Jamie asks “Can i give you a push?”
>Bran simply smiles
>episode ends

BRAVO DABID
>BRAVO DABID
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>BRAVO DABID
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>BRAVO DABID
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>BRAVO DABID
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What is the best episode and why is it The Watchers on The Wall?

It would be funny for her to make it this far only to be killed by Sam the Slayer.

terrible episode

It's a shame the throne isn't made out of cocks.

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and why would i belive what i see in an intro? it is known that soros owns hbo

The dialogue used to be pretty decent in the show. Not as good as the books but in the later seasons it feels like they've just copied Marvel Cinematic Universe tier dialogue and added loads of quips for no reason which makes lots of conversations seem akward.

> It's clearly inside of a hollow earth / dyson sphere type thing.
This only our world

I think he will snap

>2017
>show is paced horribly
>all of a sudden everyone is teleporting from one side of the world to the other like it's nothing
>plot points flying by in a snap
>this sucks
>but oh well, at least I'll get some sort of closure on all the key characters in a hurry

TWO YEARS LATER

>2019
>finally the fucking wait is over
>first episode
>52 minutes
>what the fuck.... could've sworn this cunts promised six movie lengths, but I know they've shrunk it back to 2-3, but 52 minutes...really
>watch episode
>pure filler
>third episode now where 'the big reveal' is Jon's parentage, something the audience has known for at a minimum, two years
>waited 24 months for an episode of nothing
>when there's only six episodes left total
>two fucking years and zero major deaths
>can't even remember anyone even really raising their voice lmao

>Careful Ned...Careful now

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>Stannis
>dead

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Who is the most based character

>AAGGGHH

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When are the Chadratheon brothers ging to return and save us from this shitshow?

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"The Gang Gets Eye-Gouged"

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but jon knew of his parentage in the first episode

>thank God we have characters like Thoros
user...

>Just because you have no balls left doesn't mean I'll stop kicking you in the crotch.

IMDB

s7e1 = 8.7

s8e1 = 9.0

you cant really equate imdb, and RT just yet as thousands more will vote and change the rating. /got/ is fine cause its mostly the same losers voting

he's the night king

only one answer

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Am I stupid, where were all those tents/catapults being built?

soros cant fuck with old nan though

how many people are supposed to live here?

Remember Bobbyposting

>female daario

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sucks her home burnt down IRL

Stannis, obviously

the intro is just an astrolabe dude, we even saw it in the show

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The show just sucks now. I seriously don't get how it's still praised by people but, then I remember most people just band wagoned the show after season 4 so they could fit in with their friends and watch the show with their brains turned off.

They probably can't even remember how good 1-4 was.

mark addy was so fucking good

5 more eps left actually

Whoops, meant to say Beric

Says alot when Sam Tarly is the best actor in the episode.

On a scale of 1-10. I hate everything

STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS

I agree.

I agree but what story is there to progress?

I went to a screening to a movie theater and normies actually did laugh at all of this.

Absolute shit. Thought i was watching sex and the city the first half, then some joking around tom foolery "hOw dO i rIDe tHis dRag0n? lol xD!"
Waste of time, Ned didn't die for this. Absolute shit, unbelievable. Can't wait for people in work to lap this shit up like dogs. Queen slay looks beat to fuck yet she's still acting like she's some next super model ting, outrageous ting, hope she gets hit by a bus

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Guys even though the dialogue is shit this is the last season we'll have for /got/ generals and shitposts. Gonna miss you guys so much... fuck.

imdb is good for rating movies but for shows its a joke

Stannis

Breaking Bad went from like 8.5 to 9.5 when season 4 ended and people actually started watching.

First for Gendry and Arya love making scene

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good to see quasimodo got out

I shall insert my old got map porn thread

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Best shot in the series.

How will they finish his arc?

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You think this is hard, try being a Supernaturalfag

Not sure I will cope with them both ending

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the fuck is your problem you fuckin faggot

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Shop Quasimodo in and it's accurate.

You know Quasimodo predicted this

How come they still can't afford Ghost? Does he just not exist anymore?

>Crying like a woman at the news of his families death
He had to shame them even in the end.

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his face burnt off bro sorry

i know that is what im saying. trying to score it now is absurd.

BB had that one 10.0 episode and it fucking sucks

shiggy diggy

Holy fucking christ this episode was awful
It felt like a fucking marvel film, oh god this fucking scene jesus almighty what the fuck
The CGI with jon and the dragons, god help me it looked like the end of return of the king where everyone kneels to frodo and co but somehow worse
WHAT

Not even this witchcraft app can save Bran. Ouch.

>Sam turns into a psycho slasher
>second half of the season him chasing people down in the Winterfell catacombs

The smartest grunt I know.

Doesn't really change that much. S7E01 was 8.9 when it was recorded 24 hours after the episode aired and it dropped 0.2 points to 8.7 2 years later.

I think about Stannis every single day of my life since I met Him

I would love to see a single person give a convincing reason as to why Dany and Jon are quote unqoute 'in love'.

They have zero chemistry. They barely know each other. It's probably the best example ever of two characters being 'in love' purely because the plot demands.

They've been through nothing together - and these are two people who have been through a lot in life. Awful writing, amazing to think we're going to see them both risk the world 'for one another' for zero reason (in a show that's had seven seasons to give them a reason to be in love)

i think he meant the 2nd daario

>those prostitutes talk about a ginger Eddy that got burnt to shit

>mfw

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>It felt like a fucking marvel film

Why wouldn't they do it if this is what the normies want?

S

good one smartass

I'm right here with you bro. ITS NOT FAIR!

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>Jon Snow

Who’s this little girl? You’re prettier than half my daughters. Got a nice wet twat between your legs?

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I mean it makes sense but that doesn't make it any less terrible

I watched this with my brother and his friends and had to watch their faces the whole time to know when to laugh

I'm happy to see stannisbros here after all this time

True.

This would've been a pretty good episode 4 from a 10 episode season 8 with a season 9 still on the way. For it to be the season premier of the last 6 episode season is absurd.

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justice 4 bobby

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Stannig

Wait, is this >implying that there is a Dorne, King's Landing, Wall etc on each of the four sides?

Why does Euron whisper all his lines

PUDGE AND FUDGE

It was pretty jarring to see him like that, I hope they explain the haircolor change and don't just chalk it up to "well he's developed as a character and we needed to show that :)"

Unless it's some kind of excepionally dark grey aging hair, it makes no sense

How do you think Cersei would react to Notre Dame fire?

Soul vs soulless

He's still coming back, r-right bros?

cuz psychos totally do that

It felt like a Christmas special that serve no purpose to the show apart from fanfic and "how epic would a conversation between these characters be", and in the next episode nobody cares about what happened.
Except they now do, and will do for another 5....

Now that you point it out. How the fuck did his hair colour change like that?

Season 5 actually had THREE 10.0 episodes, but they have gone down thankfully.

I do like IMDB for movies alot more than TV shows though.

top kek how did I miss that
I got distracted by the tits tbqh

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B R A V O D A B I D

so what's his natural colour

can't wait to go to work tomorrow and hear about how good it was and all the 'theories' about how it will end

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remember when we thought cleganebowl would have happened?

what a joke

I miss her bros...

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PUNISHED JAMIE

I still can't believe they had Stephen Dillane and fucked up his character just to make their fave look good in comparison

I miss the Chad Prince Charming Jaime. I can buy that he groomed himself more understated after being humbled by his experience being imprisoned in the North, touched by Brienne's friendship, and losing his sword hand, but still, they could at least TRY to make him look more Lannister.

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Ayo nigga i heard you be hollerin at me n shieeet

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>Stannis
Didn't you get the news?
The correct spelling now is Stannisn't (anymore)

>got his face burned off
Which episode?

>Bron
>Bran
>Beric
> jamie obviously
> Lord Royce

Imagine being the fathers of those 3 young women with Bronn last night and realizing you raised your daughters for 18 years and all that hard work equals 2 minutes of them as naked whores fucking a guy your age on a popular tv show.

CLEGANE BOWL

lost his soul

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THAT WHORE IS A BOARRRRRR

it's never too late, r-right..?

>ctrl+f Maario Naharis
>0 results
>abandon worthless thread

>Spend an entire season complaining about characters teleporting and not establishing locations or the characters in each location
>Episode spends its time deliberately and carefully assembling the characters in one place, showing how they travelled and how they arrived with whatever armies or tools they bring to the table

The dialogue was terrible, but complaining about not enough explosions or cliffhangers is dumb since this was obviously done to counter criticism about the show being too fast paced last season.

The line about the blue eyes got the biggest laugh too.

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Reminder

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so many got memes and you pick the worst one
shame

>hair gets darker
how the fuck

Dany's dragon attack

>mfw Rickon and Dickon become the gay emperors of Essos

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>showing how they travelled
Except it didn't. They all teleported into winterfell or the surrounding town then walked up to the gate or teleported into the king's landing harbour.

It's probably 80% the filter.

He drops red pills with a blank stare all day. Of course he’s /ourguy/

>>Bron
unfunny plot device
>>Bran
set up to be an oracle but he barely even helps, just keeps acting like an autistic neet

Did an all new writing team move in for the 2017 season? Because everyone started acting very differently around that time

Fem jon is fucking hot

Which would be fine if it was a 10 episode season, it'd be great in that case.

But it's a 6 episode season, and we have a ton of shit to wrap up. Now we're down to 5 episodes since 1 made absolutely zero progress on any of the active threads.

WAKE ME UP INSIDE
(can't wake up)

It's not uncommon for men to grow darker hair as they age until it becomes gray.

It happens in episode 6 before Tyrions trial

Is game of thrones filmed in an alternate universe or something? am an Anglo and have see all these hot as fuck Anglo women playing prostitutes throughout the show, yet have never seen a good looking English woman in all my life in reality.

Cringe and bluepilled

>ygritte is best girl by miles
>male ygritte is ultrachad giantscock

Some people just can't lose

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STOP IT WITH THE FUCKING BLUE FILTER SHIT AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

Well given the extended episode times it's more like an 8 episode season. But you can't have your cake and eat it.
More shit happening = more teleportation

>set up to be an oracle but he barely even helps, just keeps acting like an autistic neet
He trascended humanity, now he's just in for to see how long it takes before someone looks at him uncomfortably
Bet he laughs his ass of as soon as he's alone desu

You honestly sound retarded dude, go back to plebbit

There is nothing wrong with complaining about rapid pacing in one season and slow pacing in the next. You're posing the criticism as a false dichotomy, as if people either want it fast or slow.

People want consistency retard.

fake and gay

>tfw no hodor gf

well he's not shallow and evil anymore so why would he be blond lol

What went wrong?

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>Is game of thrones filmed in an alternate universe or something?
Shit dude I don't know. How's the weather in Westeros?

is he suffering from fatheadis too or is it just the lense

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Anyone else here is completely obsessed with Stannis? haha

>extended episode time
>52 minutes

I had my cake and ate it too during season 1-4.

Littlefinger had been teleporting around for years, this is not new

Stannis. He """"""died"""""" off screen. If he's dead, which he's not, my favorite living character is Jaime.

snatched this from earlier thread just for you user

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why hasn't his skin turned brown then

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pretty but shit actress
+ she aged poorly

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>People want consistency retard.
>Hurr nothing can be fixed, once broken you have to keep it broken or else it will somehow be more broken
>MORE TELEPORTING, MORE EXPLOSIONS, FASTER FASTER FASTER MOMMY

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>mfw this entire episode

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>>Too bad she'll die from pox
>>Which one???
i thought this was okay, rest were pure cringe though

She stopped having a horsefucking savage rape some sense into her.

euron is so based

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>jewish genes
>two strokes
>windmill brows acting

Stannis. Then Davos (when he's not sucking Jon's dick), then Jaime.

What is it about GOT and Harry Potter Deanos love so much?

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dump eet

I've been one of Stannis' most loyal bannermen since the beginning. I still can't accept what the showrunners did to him.

I love the idea of some grunt getting lucky as fuck and surviving several seasons worth of battles. A nice bit of realistic world building. They could have a nice quick shot in the final episode of him telling stories to his kids about the all king's he's served But I doubt D&D are smart enough to do that.

What in the hell are you saying?

Can you genuinely rephrase your post? It reads like nonsense

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jon is okay enough, he's the cookie-cutter good guy but at least he's not shit
jaime is good

> 1-4 seasons were good
It's shit like this that reminds me what a cesspool of contrarian little bitches Yea Forums actually is, complaining about everything.
This show was never good and it was certainly never praised here, from the very second season, it was already shitted on and hated in every thread just like it is now. Stop pretending to not being the little newfag you are, you're embarrassing yourself.

>Ed Sheeran cameo
>name him Eddie
Fuck this show

saying that how does the three eyed raven transference work it seems he literally takes over the body by the seems of it he was stuck in the tree and wanted out and used bran to get out

Take it as a compliment.
The whole show is bad fanfiction, and the one thing all fanfiction writers have in common is hating well-developed characters with depth because their snowflakes look like shit in comparison. The fact they decided to kill him and character assassinate first proves he is the true king of westeros.

I'll never get over Stannis. Not even joking, bros.

jon
jaime
davos
euron

How many times have you all masturbated today over the 3 whores with Bronn scene?

also the Blond or the redhead?

WOT'S HAPPENING?!

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I have access to actual porn

>Complain about retardly fast pacing
>Writers ease off on the pace, slowing things down a bit
>WHAT THE FUCK WHY IS IT SO SLOW NOW?
>If things were fast in the last season, THEY HAVE TO BE FAST NOW OR THAT'S 'INCONSISTENT'

I can't break this down any further for you smoothbrain.

how is he the most attractive man and woman simultaneously

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It's Jaime or Jamie?

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/got/ was enjoying the show in the early seasons
now fuck off and eat shit

Theon is a good guy

the one that doesn't have the pox

FUCK USURPERS
FUCK BASTARDS BORN OF INCEST
AND MOST OF ALL FUCK BAD GRAMMAR

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>Season 1
8/10
>Season 2
9/10
>Season 3
10/10
>Season 4
9/10
>Season 5
2/10
>Season 6
1/10
>Season 7
1/10

It's the godswoods. Basically their church.

>euron fucks cercei off screen
fucking shitcunts these writers

Jon was on a good path before he fucked Daenerys. But now he's been reduced to Daenerys' fuckboy

No, it wasn't. It was all complaining about stuff not being exactly the same as the books ever since S2.

Who the fuck did costume design in this scene, the Tyrell soldiers looked fucking retarded.

Based. No character in the show could have stopped the one true king, it took the showrunners breaking the canon to do it.
Me neither. It still hurts years later.

Mario Naharis

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so what are the actual spoilers and leaks, i know about tyrions trial but i dont know what he did and what else happens

lol i made that muscular Davos edit like 5 years ago.

hes azor ahai

Shoot D and D in the sphincter with 308's.

What the hell is that supposed to be?

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the retard faggot that calls everyone a contrarian every thread is back, why do you even come here then

>Thank God we have characters like Thoros, Jaime and Euron
lmao

kekkk

thats what bookfags everywhere say but everyone else thought the show was good
now however...

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this tbqh, most anons complaining about unnecessary exposition would endlessly bitch and moan about plot holes if any of it was left out.

>a shadowcat walks into a bar in kings landing
>bartender says “hey, we have a sour red named after you”
>”really? You have a drink named Bron?”

A dildo that shoots dragonglass

Especially Mace, looked like a Halloween costume.

Panzerfaust?

forced female hero

a pointy stick

shooty thing go pew pew!

A blueprint.
Probably some up-the-sleeve dart shooter that uses Dragonglass (as the arrow points to the pointy thing) and kills stuff.
Be ready for some epic shots!

Not a huge got fan but there might be some plausible explanations as far as I can think of?

Perhaps it's a blend of not wanting to stand out in the north/grease/blue winter filter/symbolically less lannister association (same with tyrion)

>Harry Strickland looks like Season 1 Jaime
Pottery

Winterfell is old as fuck and when Northerners took Old Gods super seriously they believed their Heart Trees were a direct connection to their gods and protected the fuck out of them. Winterfell took it further and built walls

based

Redpill me on this guy, the wiki says he's actually a bit of a doofus in the books?

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Now, now. Jon was an ally to Stannis. Let's not turn against the wrong person.

Dragon glass blade for needle.

The problem is that GRRM is actually quite good at writing interesting and witty dialogue that D&D can't compete with.

Theon

Blonde hair tends to get darker as people get older, especially in men. It's also affected by how much sunlight you get. Have you never wondered why you almost never see any blonde haired older people?

AYO LIL DONNIE

Steiner's attack will take care of the Night King.

He's a jew and a bit of a coward
Not stupid

the super weapon to kill night king
here's the master plan

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le ebin assassin's creed style wrist-mounted dragonglass knife

gonna get a sick aerial shot of the goblina diving off a roof and stabbing night king in the neck during the finale.

Edmure Tully

My man you might want to go back and read my original post

You're stuck with this false 'either or choose'

I never said it needed to stay fast, I said changing from fast to slow is poor film making

You need to try and get less upset on Yea Forums, you added like three things I never said

i understood that reference

God emperor trump defeats your theory.

the colour grading for "cold" scenes looks so fucking bad, its like a shitty early 2000's movie

there's really no telling how he'll turn out, only dan and dabid know

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But isn't valyrian steel the same thing as dragon glass?

My Khaleesi...

>next episode
>second times the charm

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I see Arya was done twice
and both times she's ugly for a total of x4 the ugoo

Es bleiben im Raum: Sansa, Davos, Jora und Tyrion.

Or save the hound as he fights a WW on his own and loses.
And Arya's list doesn't really count any more, I suppose.

It hurts bros and it never stops hurting.

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She is very similar to her father. She's selfish (think of when Sam asked Jon if she would've given up the crown for her people) and overzealous, often overreacting to perceived slights. She is too flawless and is very, very obviously the writers' favorite character. She has her army because she was married off by her brother and the dragons came as a wedding gift. She was born on third base but thinks she hit a triple.

Why do I want to fuck any and all forms of Jaime? Why is he so perfect anons?

One is magic volcanic rock while the other is magic steel.

this episode is so bad, man
I just want to go to sleep now

Two sticks whose ends you can put against each other

30k+ soldiers

>every time a valyrian steel weapon appears on screen a character will say "valyrian steel"
>is this dragonglass
I swear there's just no helping some people

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All the helmets in this show are laughable

Friendly reminder that zoomers and normies think this is very funny.

accurate

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Yeah but they both kill white walkers so why would she need a dragon blass blade for her valyrian steel dagger.

I kinda like Tommena. Would queen.

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AAARRRGGGHHH
S-SANSA HELP ME

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No it wasn't, stop pretending that you somehow have been here for more than a year, again: your newfaggotry is showing and it's embarrassing. There has never been a single season beyond the first that was praised or enjoyed in this board. It's just a complaining echo chamber for people who guiltily love to hate and hate to love the show, the opposite of what happens at freefolk, but still just another side of the same coin: internet bandwagon.

>"im so smart look at me i know more than the normies"
>can't read between the lines

Same thing as in not literally the same thing retard, but as in they both do the same thing.

You should start writing fanfiction.

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What the hell does this show's obsession with showing little boys being horribly murdered?

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who was that kid?

Dude is going to be the Uber chad after he gets his flaming sword.

how is jon the rightful heir? dany is daughter of the previous king, so wouldn't she be next in line?

>osha looks like edmure

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Wouldn't that just double Bran's autism?

I thought dragonglass kills white walkers and valerian steel kills wights

barely enough room for 200 good men

damn he cute

MUH DARK AND EDGY SHOCK VALUE

No, Jon bodied some white walker at hard home with his sword.

Feminists hate white boys.

>Blackwater Bay style wildfire attack would cripple the white walkers attack immediately
>OPEN FIELD NED

Why hasn’t anyone been making wildfire?

MADNUSS

he was shown and referred to by name not 20 minutes earlier you goldfish

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>a massive plot point revolves around the Lannisters' famous blond hair
>Jaime's hair turns black due to a few years of aging.
Huh I guess maybe Ned was barking up the wrong tree after all.

Jon killed two white walkers with longclaw. Dragonglass hurts both walkers and zombies. Fire hurts zombies but may not affect walkers. Regular steel does jackshit to both.

I feel like a lot of Westeros's problems would be solved if they switched to Absolute primogeniture

Have you read the books?
I remember some Westerland noble had a literal narwhal horn on his helmet or some shit

D&D don't care, they literally think obsidian can be forged

>teleported from and back to his holdfast in the time it took the night king to walk a few miles

They aren’t going to characterize this dude. He will just be a stand in for “leader of Cersei’s army.

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She was a smug bint who got what she deserved.

This pic always makes me crack up. I just imagine him, rolling around in that stupid fucking hamster ball, rubbing his hands with glee about all the shit he's going to write instead of TWoW.

>name
I don't remember all the faggot names in this faggot story. worst fucking names ever and many people look the same.

Yeah, that has even been the case for all the "big episodes"

Blackwater got shat on for lack of budget and for having Shae in it.

Rains of Castamere got shat on for having Robb's OC wife and for not including the minor Northern characters that die there.

Lion and Rose got shat on for the Stannis scenes, for making it too obvious that Olenna is the one responsible and for Jaime being there.

im a brainlet can somebody tell me where this was meant to be taking place?

He literally gets about 2 lines in the show so don't pay attention.

You've been spending thousands of years beyond the wall and you don't take it slow and do some sightseeing while you're there?

Bend the knee, cunt

Jon is the son of the previous king's oldest son

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gameofthrones.fandom.com/wiki/Last_Hearth

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Last Hearth, the seat of House Umber and the northernmost mainland castle, just south of the Gift and roughly in between Castle Black and Eastwatch (sort of explaining how Tormund and Edd were there at the same time).

what happened to my thread?

Maybe it's also actors/delivery
I chuckled at the blue eyes one
Speaking of quips in general, I laughed at those of the Queen of Thorns even when they were written by D&D desu

did the new thread just get deleted?

He cute

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the jannies are getting frisky

still have no clue why it was deleted (probably because my file name was faggot)

She can make a good Aes Sedai or Aiel when Wheel of Time comes to TV.

made me laugh

Maybe he gets some exercise in there and doesn't die as soon.

The Umber got it bad during GoT as well, now that I think about it
GreatJon killed during Robb's wars
SmallJon killed during battle of Winterfell
Now this lil kid (prolly named Jon as well kek)

Lord of Last Heart

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His name was Ned

Arya and Gendry are a literal power couple

Based

we saw jon snow shatter that white walker with his valerian steel sword at hardholm

Does anyone else find it weird that Jon doesn't talk at all with Bran or Arya but is constantly gossiping with Sansa? They could have at least made Arya ask him about the wall and Jon ask about Braavos or whatever. Bran is autismal but Jon should try and find out more shit about NK and all that.

I didn't even think about it, that's very much retarded