You fought in the Clone Wars?

Wasn't Alec Guinness in Star Wars the same age as Mark Hamill in The Last Jedi? Christ, that was some premature aging they had in the past.

you think when George first wrote the "you vote in the clone wars" line all the way back in the 70s he had already imagined it tob be like it ended up turning out in attack of the clones?
Or do you think he just thought "mmh what is a futuristic sounding word for my conflict. Clones that sounds pretty high tech right?"

They shouldn't be canon. The powerscaling is so fucked that making them canon kinda ruins the continuity

good

Which one do you think, retardo?

the later

i gotta ask
before the prequels existed who thought the clone wars were clone copies vs originals? some doppleganger replacement shit. not a ten million of the same guy + jedi vs a hundred million robots.

I figured it was just one guy cloning himself till he had his own army of himself planning to take over the universe or some shit

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>good thing these bugs can't aim

I honestly never remembered the line as a kid
was to busy being amazed by the alien costumes and light sabers

>19 years ago
Then why did Han not believe in the Jedi and the force when he would've been alive during that time and certainly would've heared or seen the downfall of the massive Jedi Temple on the capital world?

SOME CLONES ARE BORN

>it aint me starts playing

better then the actual prequels at least

To be fair Bix Nood was supposed to be one of the greatest badasses the jedi had ever seen.
The movie portrays this by having him sitting down for all 8 scenes he's in, before he's thrown out of a window.

Is this pasta? If not, congratulations, that's excellent.

Window was wanked a lot in the EU as one of the best warriors in Jedi history. Of course that just makes his death in the actual movie even sillier.

It is now, honeycakes.

This was the only good prequel content sadly

They were Republic Propaganda and you know it.

Was this animated by the same people that did Samurai Jack?

Yes.

Nice

this was kino as fuck and you know it

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The other Clone Wars show was very good by season 3 as well though. Not to mention the video games based on the Clone Wars era were very nice.
You will never save Sev

>Luke, did I ever tell you about Ahsoka Tano? She was your father’s exotic teenage alien apprentice, a fine piece of jailbait from a more civilized age. She had the tightest body and the perkiest little breasts in the galaxy; barely legal in most systems. Anakin and I used to doubleteam her at the end of every successful campaign during the Clone Wars, and once in a while we’d even have the entire 501st run a train over her, part of official Jedi “training” of course. In time, she learned how to handle a meatsaber better than anyone in the Jedi Temple. She wore a miniskirt every day so we told her there were no panties in space, and she was constantly doing acrobatics. We taught her to grip her weapon backwards like a dildo and constantly got captured by slavers and pirates almost every other day. It was ridiculous, like a constant porno Luke, you have no idea. And she was a good friend.

>before the prequels existed who thought the clone wars were clone copies vs originals?
As a kid, I imagined it like when you sign up for the army, they take a blood sample, and then if you die in combat they grow another one of you and he pops out of the tube the next day fully grown with all your memories.

I like Genndy Wars even if the power scaling doesn't make sense, because here's the thing: there's already a major presentation difference between the original trilogy and the prequels themselves. My favorite thing about Genndy Wars (relative to other Star Wars shows) is that its narrative ambitions are more modest. It gives us some vignettes that flesh out the scale and scope of the war and fucks off. It doesn't revive Darth Maul just to staple an actual personality onto him. It doesn't contrive an apprentice for Anakin. It doesn't create helicopter lightsabers and extant Jedi just a few years before the OT.

There was a falling out with Genndy and Lucasfilm. He was supposed to be the executive producer of their animated universe.

>Luke did I ever tell you about Jawas? Talk about tight.

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Post a more charismatic clone, I'll wait.

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What? You mean like hyperspace ramming?
Well that IS canon.

>The powerscaling is so fucked that making them canon kinda ruins the continuity
The prequels are already inconsistent with the OT. Who gives a shit?

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>General Kenobi, I'm ARC

Mr. Chancellor, Im clone commander.

Sounds more like clones fighting each other

> Boy I'm glad we finally get to see the clone wars on screen.

> Oh wait it's just an uber boring desert battle, maybe the next one will show more.

> Oh wait's it's just the last battle in space.

republic scum

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I know it's stylistically done to be that way, but I wonder how a Clone Wars show would be like if they went for realism.

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seriously though how come Jedi can never detect the dark side? like they always warn about it but they're so cut off from it they don't even remember what the fuck it is or how to recognize someone using it

>>Now that I'm an old man (well, I look 70 but I'm actually supposed to be 57 according to George Lucas's prequel timeline)
Living on a Planet with two suns will do that to you. Uncle Owen was probably like 35.

They're inept

Original concept was jedi clones, no matter how much Lucas would like you to believe otherwise, it doesn't stand up to scrutiny any more than his other retcons.

But who was a good friend in this situation? Everyone on tattooine?
>fortunately for me, everyone here on Tatooine seems to wear them, so I'm blending in quite well. They're good friends.

The Sith are more powerful than the jedi and their sole purpose is to be out of sight and slowly amass power and capital. Plus the jedi were just as bloated, corrupt and ignorant as the Republic they served

>Living on a desert planet with two suns
>Not aging like shit
Choose one

But how does that work with midichlorians?

Sith are very good at cloaking themselves. Sheev was able to hide his power level in front of everyone

I heard that all the EU books that came out before the prequels had the clones as evil, and probably along the lines of

Woulda been way less episodes which ironically would drastically improve the show.
Shit like the Gungans vs Grievous would've never happened if they were only able to make about 12 episodes per season.

The jedi could always sense a "dark presence" surrounding them. overall it doesn't seem like high midichlorians make you any better of a telepath or clairvoyant. Even Anakin who had the highest count of them couldn't sense that sheev was a sith. Though it could be argued that because he so easily accepted him as a father figure he was blinded to the fact.

yeah no shit but why did they incessantly warn about the dark side or how bad it is when they can't recognize it and they even say in TPM the sith have been extinct for a millennia

He only didn't believe in the Force. Which is fine. Plenty of atheists around. And pretty sure Palpatine slated the earth with propaganda in those 19 years.

He understands Chewy and he was freinds with Yoda.

they are a religious order. It's basically just a mantra for them at that point like "may the force be with you"

The Jedi can sense "something" is up but they can't pinpoint it because the darkside can cloud their precog abilities

The Sith are dark side users but not the sole users of the dark side

Unironically 4-d chess.

I always took this episode as the kid exaggerating mace's power to his friends. Like the episode is just a small child recounting an epic battle he saw and way over hyping shit

the jedi were basically centralized just to coruscant and wherever the battlefield was in the clone wars. So if you lived in the planet not affected by the conflict then you likely would've never seen a jedi and all their power and the force could've easily been dismissed by people who haven't seen it. Which probably made it easier for sheev to erase their existence even within 19 years

pretty much

deep

Why did you have to remind me?

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He's still overpowered as fuck in the battle of Corusant

I mean if you watch the episode again it starts with a kid creating a hill and seeing the battle and ends with mace jumping like 15 miles to return the kids hat to him on the hill. I thought the implication was pretty heavy that we're seeing the kids warped perspective of the battle

Not really

>Though it could be argued that because he so easily accepted him as a father figure he was blinded to the fact.
>if the meme theory is right Sheev is the closest thing he has to an actual father because he created him
Pottery

We'll probably see in the Mandalorian. A clone wars show would potentially be very easy to do live action due to the same reasons it was easy to make in CGI. All the soldiers share the same exact models, save for small details like hair color or mask decorations. Having one actor do all the speaking roles, with a bunch of extras around the same height filling in as the physical appearance, similarly to how Vader was handled in the OT.

>Wait, chewie you actually KNEW yoda? There were hundreds of jedi all over? Why did you let me go round for years saying the force was aload of bollocks? I feel like right idiot now. Thanks, you big hairy cocksucker.

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I like to believe that Han and Chewie were like a cowboy and a mexican teaming up in the old west. The cowboy has no idea what the mexican is saying half the time and just nods his head and acts like he does.

I thought it would have been like

Cloning became a thing
Cloning became fashionable
Then cloning became a taboo
Then it was impossible to tell who was a clone and who wasn't
So they were warring over merely trying to be the only living version of that cloned person as the next best thing

You seen that robot chicken star wars episode? All the other wookies wear clothes and speak normally, turns out chewies just a retard.

>Luke, did I ever tell you about Jizz? Jizz was an upbeat, swinging genre of music, most notably performed by Figrin D'an and the Modal Nodes and the Max Rebo Band. Other notable jizz bands included Bobolo Baker's All-Bith Band, Evar Orbus and His Galactic Jizz-Wailers, Hutt, Figrin D'an II and the New Modal Nodes, and The Sozzenels.

>Subgenres of jizz included jizz-wail, aubade, and glitz. Also, the music form jatz was reminiscent of, or in some ways similar to, jizz.

>zoomer thinks the guy who invented jazz just woke up one day and announced that he was creating a new style of music called jazz

They used to call it jizz IRL, decades before jizz meant baby batter.

Sheev pretty much literally is his father

This was the biggest mistake. Clone Wars Grevious was spook tier

Sheev had a point when he said the Jedi were arrogant and dogmatic.
Luke realises both sides are just as bad as each other and that's why he gives no fucks about either in TLJ The only good plot point from that shitshow that is currently and will no doubt remain to be wasted

>Luke realises both sides are just as bad as each other
But this is obviously wrong and stupid. Luke himself didn't even actually believe it, he was just depressed and self-loathing.

>can sense a small, deadly bug being slipped inside a closed off bedroom
>can't sense the greatest threat to their entire order ever right in front of them

That insect is not a sentient force sensitive being with the ability to hid it's presence in the force. plus padme was the victim of a failed assassination so obi wan and anakin would be on edge enough to sense it

At best he still believed in the Jedi but changes had to be made to form more of a balance between light and dark. I mean, balance seems to be the ongoing theme through the ST so far.

Erasing Captain Fordo is a criminal offense

But in ANH vader and obi wan could sense each other...

>to form more of a balance between light and dark
Go to bed Kreia.

Was Luke JJ in disguise?

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Apparently Rey is the Force trying to fix itself

>Apparently Rey is the Force trying to fix itself
Which is pretty stupid if you think about it, given the stories in the previous two trilogies.

This is way above most Star Shitters mental ability.

>Luke, did I ever tell you about Jews? They were a near-rodent species that came from the planet Earth and used the media to brainwash and subject all of humanity. Some day in the future they'll make a movie about you and completely eviscerate your history and legacy. They'll betray and murder mankind by replacing them with children made entirely out of onions. They are not very good friends.

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i always thought the the bad guys were using the clones and the jedi and their allies were using regular soldiers

>raised slave armies
>raised fanatic child soldiers
>military led by religious fanatics
>attacked and invaded systems who wanted to separate from them
Why were republic considered the good guys again?

In a sense the bad guys were using everyone including the clones

>Why were republic considered the good guys again?
They were good friends

>Luke, did I ever tell you that your father was the best star fighter pilot in the galaxy? That may have been shortsighted. Your father developed the "spin," technique as a child, and basically everything he accomplished in the pliot's chair was by luck. Also, I may have told you that he was a cunning warrior. However, just now I remember the time he ran recklessly in to battle with Dracula and had his arm severed. And, of course there was the time when I dueled him and severed his other arm and both of his legs. Do you think that that still makes us good friends? I am sorry for misleading you.

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Is there a more kino scene in the entire Gendy series?

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Vader and Obi-Wan both agreed a Death Star was nothing compared to the power of the force. We actually see that hold up for once and it's a bad thing?

no wonder Obi had to hide out among the sand people, dude was woke

To be fair, Tattooine is pretty much the last place Vader would want to go. It's full of bad memories and sand. Did I ever tell you about sand? It coarse, and rough, and irritating, and gets everywhere, especially in breathing vents and it really chaffs under leather, but when it's on a beach you can build little castles with it, that's when it's a good friend.

>watches terrifying alien bounty hunter tear through his men
>electrocutes it

>Luke did I ever tell you that there was a humanoid with dark skin on the Coucil. His name Mace windu and for some reason he was angry all the time and yelled constantly. When I would he what he was talking about he would just respond "D0 THEY SPEAK WHAT IN THE JEDI TEMPLE." He was a strange fellow.

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They were the "good guys" but deeply flawed as the PT hints at time and time again. The Republic is infiltrated by a Sith Lord ridiculously easily who is then just granted more and more power and the Jedi are dwindling which only causes them to become even more insular and preachy about "muh light side" to a fault. Lucas was TOO subtle about this.

this one

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>Tattooine is pretty much the last place Vader would want to go
In one of the comics he does step foot on Tatooine to talk with Jabba.
Vader is a bit of a masochist, he built his castle on Mustafar after all.

It felt natural, given how Vader hyped the Force as being more powerful than a giant space station capable of destroying planets.

Luke, did I tell you about the Death Star? Well, you see, although you saw it blow up and pretty much disintegrate into nothing, it actually survived and crashed down onto Endor, the forest moon...except Endor isn't a forest moon anymore, it's got oceans and beaches, and the Death Star landed there very safely, it's pretty much intact, and there's none of the huge damage you would expect from a huge thing slamming into a moon.
It was a good star base.

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Thats what I want star wars to be, and as long as fans have different ideas on what it should be, no one will be pleased. So its better to let it die.

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was this exchange really necessary?

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Fuck, these shorts are highest order kino.

> Johnson picked up on Lucas's best idea from the prequels, and built on it.

> Johnson also fucked up TLJ in just about every fucking way.

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>"Hurr Durr why know one no jedi exist even 19 years ago !?!??! Hurr!!!"
It's almost like 10000 Jedi at their maximum is an incredibly small number for a Galaxy of quadrillions dumbass. The jedi were also secretive and didn't let cameras and holonet crews into the temple.

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how has this one not been posted yet

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>The declaration of the empire includes specific mention to the jedi plot
>they were so well known even a slave boi outside of republic space had heard of them

The Emperor obviously used the Force to have the debris float down to the surface, I mean c'mon guuuys

Not like they were hiding from each other at that point.

True, but if we also consider the Expanded Universe lore to be canon, the Jedi and the Republic have been working together for thousands of years. Participating in many wars, and teaming up against the Sith. So for any galactic historian to not come across evidence that the Jedi were more than just a religious cult seems hard for many fans to conceptualize.

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Not sure if you're trying to say that Lucas's best idea was the reason TLJ sucked or that Johnson ruined the idea completely in his shitty attempts.
Personally I'm on the latter.

>It's almost like 10000 Jedi at their maximum is an incredibly small number for a Galaxy of quadrillions
I find it mind-boggling that given the size of the Republic, the Jedi had only one central temple on one planet that housed their entire operation.

I am sure many people realize the jedi existed. Most probably don't believe they had powers. We all know Buddhist monks and ninja exist but we don't believe they can Hadouken or shadow clone jutsu and shit. Same thing.

>if we also consider the Expanded Universe lore to be canon, the Jedi and the Republic have been working together for thousands of years
Motherfucker Obi Wan says the Jedi were the guardians of the old republic for a thousand generations.
You don't need EU sources.

I imagined it to be like the Eugenics Wars in Star Trek or off-world rebellions in Blade Runner
Where society had created genetically engineered clones/augments/replicants that had gone rogue.

You're an idiot.
Obviously they would clone you and give you a double so you could have a best friend and suck each other's dick between battles.

yep
probably nothing dumber than this

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Kekistan, the sand line got me good.

Yup

Couldn’t get into the clone wars show don’t understand the love for it. Seems like it didn’t get good until it was almost over

Its so much better than that 3D trash tho. Those muh Filoni fanboys are so fucking annoying for shilling that shit.

>Episode IX
>Shit happening
>Luke appears from over the distant hills to save the day
>The Rise of Skywalker
>Explains Luke in TLJ was just a gifted force sensitive shapeshifter

MADE TO CAPTURE A COMMAND POST

>Obi-Wan
>OB-1
woah

even more expensive and uncanny valley

The prequels are unironically pretty deep. Especially compared to the shallow shitpool that is the sequels.

>*gasp* YODA!

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>behaves like he did on Dagobah when Luke first met him
>when he was putting on an ACT to test Luke's patience
>people in the audience gasping, clapping because "muh Yoda"
>"Just like he was in ESB! Not those stupid prequels!"
>smug little shit
>makes Luke look even worse
>Luke apparently learned nothing from his experiences in the OT or since
I hate this scene.

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nigga Vader literally says "I sense a presence I have not felt in a long ass time" while Obi-wan is still scooting around dumb energy pylon things like an awkward old man

To be honest, it always made way more sense to me that the Jedi, at their very strongest, would be basically the equivalent to superheroes in the SW universe. If they were strong enough to turn the entire tide of war, then no shit they should be able to practically win whole battles just by themselves or with a few other Jedi and maybe a squad or two of some elite trained clone warriors.

Best SW cartoons by far and fucking away.

The whole direction the Clone Wars actually took was pretty fucking retarded, yeah.

Yoda was always playful, but his hysterical laugh seemed over the top and out of place.

no cause yoda is now shown as a book burner piece of shit who wants to erase history for feelings. Nothing was gained from this.

which is retarded and boring
the jedi should be top tier, they're magic knights who can deflect the most common projectile used in the galaxy, but they shouldn't be invincible super gods who do anything
until they randomly get iced by darth maul, who was like fucking 22 or some shit when he killed qui-gon, or that one dinosaur looking retard who gets shot by jango fett on the balcony, or like master ki adi mundi not being able to deal with like 15 clone troopers he realizes have just turned on him before they even start firing, that shit is more consistent with Jedi being really good, rather than how the prequels actually portray them as perfect killing machines 95% of the time with that other 5% being contrived bullshit for drama

>who wants to erase history for feelings
He knew Rey had the books. His line about Rey having everything had a double meaning. It's a shitty scene either way, though.

>or like master ki adi mundi not being able to deal with like 15 clone troopers he realizes have just turned on him before they even start firing,
I have to admit, that is pretty fucking stupid but I think that has more to do with Lucas' writing than anything. And yes I say that knowing that Genndy's SW wasn't consistent with the rest of the canon.

Me too, I always thought of it as an old farmer from Dantooine telling his grandkids the story. It's the only exciting thing he's ever seen, and over the decades it's grown from a Jedi cutting down a bunch of droids in the middle of a battle to a Jedi single-handedly destroying an entire army

TLJ is fucking terrible.
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The jedi having dragon ball z powers is kino though. Majority of the EU(ie canon) supports this

The EU typically managed to make it more interesting than random super speed and 100% perfect royal guard whenever they're getting shot at and ridiculously over-choreographed duels
There's that shit in the first Thrawn novel where Luke is getting shot at by like gel nets that fuck up his lightsaber and he has to be clever about escaping and it's fun stuff. He doesn't just instantly execute everyone.

I never understood the complaint about robes. They just seem to be the blue jeans of the galaxy.

>THE MIDICHLORIAN COUNT
>IT'S OVER 20,000!!!!!!

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Where can I watch clone wars?

I'm ok with most Jedi powers except self healing. I know it can make sense with midichlorians and all but being able to self heal makes them too OP.

I would still keep the dark side ability to drain the life of other beings to heal themselves though.

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OOOOOOO THEYRE BLACK WHITE AND BLUE

Reading Thrawn trilogy again atm, Luke having to deal with the Empire without the Force was also a great section. All Disney had to do was a loose adaptation of those books and soiwars would've turned out great.

I still don't get that scene

AND WHEN THE BAND PLAYS "HAIL TO THE CHANCELLOR"

My older brothers told me they cloned jedis don't know if this was in some ancient EU or just them bullshitting me

a secondary villain in the thrawn trilogy is a crazed jedi who turns out to be a clone of a normal jedi from before the clone wars
though this was before the clone wars was defined as being fake people vs. robots

living out in the desert ages you i guess. clearly both obi wan and vader's fighting skills had taken a bit of a dive in the intervening years

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Joruus C'baoth was the main villain, Thrawn was just a lackey.

7/10, should have mentioned her orange buttcheeks

Stay mad, prequel fag.

Question: how did you all feel finding out that the clone wars were just a billion Boba Fett clones vs terminators?

Ambivalent at first. At best I assumed (like most people) the Republic Army, led by the Jedi, were fighting some unknown power using cloned soldiers. Now that I'm older, I really appreciate the convoluted serial villain plot Lucas constructed for Sheev. If the Trade Federation (and later, Confederacy) wins, he assumes power as Darth Sideous. If the Republic triumphs, Palpatine becomes Emperor. It's a win/win with a trap door to kill his most hated foes and willing collaborators, all while keeping the general population of either side generally apathetic to the war because neither is having their young conscripted.

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OOH HE POINTS HIS SABER AT YOU, LAWD

it subeverted expectations. but really names kinda weird shouldnt it be the clone vs droid war?

How many wars are named after both sides?

read this in a deadpan Alec voice and nearly choked.

Franco-Prussian War, Mexican-American War, Russo-Japanese War, Spanish-American War.
wars a named with both combatants, year based, or location based.
clone war on its own implies no droids at all were invovled or it took place on planet clone.

That's actually a damn good point and makes me appreciate the prequels way more.

sorry, but it's retarded however you look at it. sheev could have crushed the republic if he didn't order them an army in advance and still wiped out the jedi no problem with the droids.

You're not an evil mastermind. You wouldn't understand.

>that's actually a damn good point
You sound like a huge fag, but I agree with you. Now, go back to sucking cock.

Why would he want to do that? What could it possibly gain him in the long term to stage a straight hostile takeover of the Republic, publicly outing himself as an evil warmonger and practically begging to be overthrown? His method was far more competent, and if not for the X-factor of an organized Rebellion he would've reigned for a hundred years.

He's also destroying historical sites like an Islamist.

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Makes sense to me. Mind (or in this case force) over body kind of thing. You compel your body to start healing super fast

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Kreia didn't want balance. She wanted to destroy the force.

Fair, but balance being "equal parts dark and light" or whatever doesn't make sense. Certainly not on an individual level.

>Luke, did I ever tell you about Elan Sel'Sabagno?

>Elan Sel'Sabagno, also known as Elan Sleazebaggano, was a Balosar medical student on Coruscant who fell in with a bad crowd. He eventually became a slythmonger, and dealt death sticks in the Outlander Club in the Uscru Entertainment District.

>Elan stole the University of Coruscant's medical supplies and sold them to the gangster Hat Lo. He became a slythmonger, and specialized in death sticks, selling to anyone who would buy. He eventually became addicted to his own product, although his Balosar physiology protected him from the drug's harsher side effects.

>In 22 BBY, he offered to sell Rancor nail blades to Jango Fett, and attempted to sell death sticks to me two nights later. After I mind tricked him in the Outlander Club, he went home and completely rethought his life. He managed to break his death stick addiction and swore off the slythmonger business, but soon enough slipped back into his old criminal ways, becoming involved in the trade of other, non-chemical illegalities, such as weapons and stolen goods. However, he still sold "the finest deathsticks in the galaxy, one hundred percent pure".

>Nearly three years after his encounter with me, Elan helped Boba Fett during an adventure on Coruscant, in which he ferried Boba around the city (all the while trying to sell Boba various illegal wares) and provided him with a saberdart, which Boba Fett used in his failed assassination attempt against Mace Windu.

>After the end of the Clone Wars, Sel'Sabagno had once more changed his ways, and was seeking to turn others from the path of illicit drug use. While handing out pamphlets in the lower levels, he bumped into fugitive Jedi Drake Lo'gaan and Zonder, and was knocked aside by a clone trooper who was pursuing the pair. After this encounter, he once more reflected that he needed to rethink his life.

>And he was a good friend.

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>Time is not a good friend.

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These memes destroy the prequels more than rlm ever could.

Based.

I've always sympathized with Kreia's point of view since I played that game. It was the first piece of canon that didn't just explain the Force in terms of 'good' and 'evil' and how the opposing sides had to be balanced. This is why that, despite not liking the recent movies, Kylo and Luke's speeches about letting the Force die or destroying it makes for a good anchor. It's a pity the directors are too incompetent to give that point of view its full weight and get bogged down in pew-pew visuals.

>letting the Force die or destroying it
What's this fedora wearing bullshit?

IT AINT SHMEE
IT AINT SHMEE
I AINT NO CHOSEN ONE, ONE

He was 62 when he made A New Hope
seems reasonable age for Obi-Wan

The problem is that given the way he talks about the Clone Wars, given the way the Empire has complete control it sure seems as if the fall of the Jedi order had happened decades earlier

But how do we then reconcile that with Luke Skywalker having been born only ~18 years before A New Hope to the Jedi Knight Anakin Skywalker - we can presume at this time that Lucas had not made Vader the father and they were two separate characters with Vader genuinely killing him

are you fucking serious?

>Anakin hated sand
>Luke loved sand
Pottery

>...they were eliminated for their crimes by the noble Jedi generations ago

That alien looks like s stoner

This, Genndy Clone wars were better than the fucking movies.

Grievous was based AF and actually worth fearing

And the robes were a good friend.

Someone post the Grievous intro from the Genndy Clone wars

>that time grievous killed shaggy

Sheev did not order the army. A jedi whose name i forgot ordered the army but was then killed by an assassin.

The kaminoans said that it was ordered by Syfo-Dyas

I never thought I'd say this, but I want to know more about star wars. Is there any good EU content I should check out besides the gennedy cartoon? including books

Never read it but the Thrawn trilogy seems to be considered one of the best series of the EU

Also, the book where someone makes a clone of Luke named Luuke is great too

> Anakin hated Sand
> Luke loved Sand
> Rey is Sand

They're comfy and easy to wear
And gets everywhere

>Rey gets inside your clothes everywhere and causes chafing

Because windu force-crushed his organs at the end of the cartoon.

Deepest lore: the temple is built over an ancient dark-side spot in a misguided attempt to contain/purify it but all they achieved was clouding their own foresight.

>All Disney had to do was a loose adaptation of those books and soiwars would've turned out great.

A MAN wrote those books. A WHITE man. A HETEROSEXUAL white man. A CISGENDERED heterosexual white man. They have to be discarded for the good of the future. The Force is Female, remember that.

Are you kidding?
He goes on vacation there to slaughter sandpeople.

>To be fair, Tattooine is pretty much the last place Vader would want to go. It's full of bad memories

Rogue One shows that he built a castle on the lava planet where he got massacred and hangs out there between missions. Vader doesn't seem too scared of going to planets where bad shit happened to him in the past.

I thought it was fucking retarded then, and I think it's fucking retarded now. Not the idea of Palpatine engineering a crisis to worm his way into even more power, but the execution was flawed, to say the least.

I've always thought it was stupidly forced how Jango Fett was a central figure in the formation of the Empire for no other reason than because Boba Fett became a popular character from the OT, and even that was just because he had cool looking armor. It was a case of the real world seeping into the writing, much like so much other shit in the PT and ST.

There's also the fact that Palpatine's whole plan would have fallen apart in any number of ways if someone had just made a different decision at certain points (Padme's vote of no confidence, Jar Jar proposing emergency powers, etc), or if the Jedi had bothered investigating anything at all, including the massive army of millions of clones that just happened to be copies of the guy who had been contracted by Count Dooku to kill Padme, and had been oddly ordered and financed by a Jedi who had been dead for a decade? This didn't raise any eyebrows at all?

Also the fact that said clone army just happened to be prepped and ready to go just in time for Palpatine to form a Republic military, and conveniently just in time for a galactic war to break out.

>time is not a good friend
literally spat out my breakfast