What do you want to see in Indiana Jones 5?
Fedora the Explorer
someone that isn't like 80 playing indie
I just want a straight forward adventure. No weird gimmicks or baggage like the last movie.
There have only been 3 Indian Jones movies.
>weird gimmicks or baggage
Like the Ark of the Covenant, which leads to a literal deus ex machina?
No
Temple, Arc, Crusade, and Crystal Skull
I don't want to see an Indiana Jones 5
Like having children or sidekicks that want to be him.
Female Indy.
>crystal skull
>jones
Replace Harrison Ford with CGI. Motion capture and face scan his performance but de-age him and use stuntmen for any shots where he looks too bent or stiff. Reuse material from Sir Billi for a Sean Connery cameo. Set the story in the 1920s and have him fighting anarchists.
Moner
old ass harrison in a robo suit
Only the first movie is good
It took me a long time to remember that you were talking about Shia LaBoeuf, though to be fair I've forgotten almost everything about the fourth movie.
Shia La Boef is trans, and throws the first brick at the Stonewall riots. She uses the trusty whip to fight off the pigs.
"Your beliefs... BELONG IN A MUSEUM!"
>"Your beliefs... BELONG IN A MUSEUM!"
kek that would unironically work
Da family affair !!! Now Indiana is dad who is sick of going around & wiping butt off of a kid, just like once he was.
what in the world are you trying to say?
Biblical proportions.
Let the series die
Can't someone just make a new story for fucks sake?
A movie about his sister (who didn't exist before) who is younger, smarter and stronger than him.
I want to see that it's been cancelled.