HURR VARRIS HAS NO BALLS AND I DO HAVE BALLS DURR

>HURR VARRIS HAS NO BALLS AND I DO HAVE BALLS DURR

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Why does everyone talk like a smartass in this show?

Because it makes white people feel clever . Apparently being insulting is the most enjoyable thing to white people

>dude le dragons its like LOTR but freaking edgy
cringe

because the writers ran out of material to adapt and started coming up with the plot themselves - and since they're capeshit writers, their take on all the characters is to reduce them into flanderized quip machines

its the marvel quip that hooks the zoomers and basedmen

If the Rothschilds lead the world what else should the British parliament do except roast each other?

>LE WINE
>LE BALLS
>LE WOMEN
Is this the most reddit character ever created?

that's what they do... they drink and they know things

If drinking and fucking is Reddit show me the door

Make another game of thrones thread and see what fucking happens to your fucking kneecaps, retard

Dude Tyrion is fucking hilarious omg

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that's a great idea actually. see you there!

I DRINK AND MAKE JOKES

Because shitty writers make all their characters have the same voice

>236x214

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What happens?

>WHATEVER THEY WANT

I've been replaying the Legacy of Kain franchise right before I watched the first episode. The contrast between the dialogue is fucking amazing to behold.

Tits and wine hahaha tyrion is so funny and cool xD

Why did they have to turn Tyrion into Stewie Griffon?

>We want the capeshit audience

MORE TIME!

lol i knew he reminded me of something
all characters are just quirky sitcom goofballs now

(((white people)))

what a bizarre non sequitur

remember the dialogue from the first season?

>Why do you take offense at dwarf jokes, but at the same time joke about me having no balls?
>because i have balls and you don't
Was this supposed to be witty?

Rent free

found the special snowflake white ~girl~

C O C K

Writers are literally the same people that write for Capeshit, the only way characters can interact is in the extremes of fighting or a joke

> Trying to watch the episode
> Family keeps talking about how they want Tyrion to be King
> Besr character Jaime reveal
> Audible boos and cheers when they think Bran is going to take revenge despite he's a fucking vegetable.

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I literally don't know, I've given up trying to defend this thing

to be fair, you can't really outperform the level of LoK's writing

>scene with Arya and Jon
>did you use this?
>once or twice
actually a pretty tragic scene for this character but reaction from my normie friends and most I've seen was YEAH SUCH A BADASS CHARACTER

I feel your pain user

One of a billion reasons why watching this show is better on your own, fucking normies ruin everything

so what episode is the small guy betraying jon and dany?