Do you like sex, Mr. Lebowski?

I don't know yet :(

JOHNSON?

it's coarse and wet and irritating and cyprine gets everywhere

You mean, coitus?

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Don't be fatuous.

Gotta get over that madonna-whore complex breh, women are just dirty monkeys like us men

How do you do, fellow men?

I like a-sex. Is nice.

Come to think about it, Maude is kind of obsessed with vaginas. When using slang terms for money, one of the first ones she comes up with is 'clams'.

But it's hard. Coupled with my insecurities and inferiority superiority complex, it's basically killing me.

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thats why you are wizards and your family hates you

Haha yes hello fellow males, everyone else pass their annual penis inspection today?
I know user, I feel you. It's a process getting out of that mire of insecurity, I'm still working on it myself. If you set that ultimate goal for yourself and consistently work towards fixing your inner turmoil, you can get to a point where you're living a more healthy life. I don't know how dudeweedlmaoxD you are about drugs, but I'd recommend taking acid. Helps you clear your inner cobwebs if taken properly.

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>so I fap once every 4 days
There's your problem.

Fapping just fuels more obsession with sex. If you want to get off reliance on porn, you need to quit fapping cold turkey.

>I wanna go back to seeing gingers and getting hard
Why would you want to? That just leads to unwelcome erections and potential embarrassment. Most of us spend our teen years wishing we could control that shit better. Why would you want that back?

>how will I fuck my future ginger wife
By having the mood right when you are alone together, instead of instantly getting horny whenever you see a pretty face. Also, by not having lost sensitivity due to habitual fapping ("death grip" is a real thing).

I’m beginning to think I don’t, ma’am.

If I don't fap regularly I end up having wet dreams after a while though

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>I know user, I feel you. It's a process getting out of that mire of insecurity, I'm still working on it myself.
I just don't know user. One day I'm good, the next I'm an ugly goblin with a tiny dick who's going to die alone. I guess I expected to "grow up" and become UberChad SuperHero who's got an IQ of 300, a 9" dick, is 6'4" and has fucked women steadily from 15 to the day he got married. So being a fat 22 KHV, with a bonepressed ~6" dick, at 6'1", who's failing his science classes at Uni, doesn't bode too well... I know what I should do to improve my situation, and I'm trying, but there's always that "she can probably go get fucked by an 8" Chad right now" thought out of my head.
>If you want to get off reliance on porn, you need to quit fapping cold turkey.
I already did NoFap for a week or so. Then I started fapping to women in lingerie or sexy WEBMs posted here; no porn. I did NoFap for about a month before, and I got a lump in my balls (I got it checked; it eventually went away). I can stop fapping from an "addict's" perspective; I don't even wanna watch porn since it makes me feel inferior. I just wanna cum at hot women every 4 days to keep the engine running. But whereas with porn I would get a full erection in an instant, now I have to fondle my cock.
>Why would you want to? That just leads to unwelcome erections and potential embarrassment. Most of us spend our teen years wishing we could control that shit better. Why would you want that back?
Because I feel as if I have lost my libido.
>By having the mood right when you are alone together, instead of instantly getting horny whenever you see a pretty face. Also, by not having lost sensitivity due to habitual fapping ("death grip" is a real thing).
And how do you "cure" death grip? I mean, it's the only way to fap.

My art has been commended as being strongly vaginal which bothers some men.

Keep your head up man, you'll make it

Easy to say, hard to accept, dubsanon.

No get away Thot

I prefer pinball

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realistically, the dude probably didn't have much sex, did he? i mean, around the time of the film taking place. seemed like he just did his thing,

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I think that line might have been the funniest in the movie for me

THUH RUH

>madonna complex
god dammit how have I lived 27 years with this problem yet not heard this term

vagina

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How has she been playing the cougar for 20 years. is she immune to the wall or something?

She's one of the lucky gingers. You know, the whole "they're either hideous or drop dead gorgeous" bit. Although I think that's rather false. Ginger hair just give an extra point or two. Moore just has great mommy genes.

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Lol who knows breh, I think it was coined by Sigmund "MILFHunter" Freud, and it's surprisingly prominent. Some men just can't wrap their heads around the idea that they can love someone and still fuck them silly, many cultures promote the idea that sex is a filthy, disgusting act that defiles the people that engage in it. How can you defile someone you love?

Na, 20 years of porn and death grips has left it so I can only get myself off

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This actress perfected the thousand cock stare

Look at that

I really dont enjoy sex usually

>tfw ywn have a ginger mommygf to breed and live happily ever after with
The first step to accepting your place in life is doing away with silly fantasies. Not everyone gets a happy ending...

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Lucky you. If I stop fapping for longer than a week my dick forgets how to work.

ah-bloo-bloo

Never had it

What the fuck was his problem?

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god i want her to rub her hairy ginger puss on my face

Couldn't tell you

Vagina.

Anyone willing to help me learn about the sex?

Checked breh

I think it's pretty true. A lot of gingers look like inbred fucks. But gingers are probably one of the horniest phenotypes. The ginger puss is usually worth it.

But what if I want a pure ginger gf?

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Move to Prince Edward Island

HOLD ME MOMMY

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Good fucking luck. If you want pure, go for religious/conservative Asian or Latina. One of the few cultures today where the women might still be virgins before marriage. It'll be boring as fuck but if that's what you want those are your best bets.

All the gingers I've met (three from the Midwest and one from the South) have been hardcore leftists, many of them slept around a ton. Gingers also know that everyone has this weird complex about them and that they're highly sought after. I dated one for a year and She loved playing up the "pure pale maiden in public, submissive slut in the bedroom" role. It was a lot of fun for me but I don't care about chicks being "pure" in college.

Not with post wall skanks like yourself my dear

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Only if I can suck on your 10/10 nipples all night after the sex.

her bush was so hot in this movie

checked

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Homo

Ah, that easy...
I see... I guess the one thing I really wanted in life is not possible. Then again, I always knew I’d never get a happy ending, “pure ginger gf” or not, so... eh. I always figured that I’d die alone, in all honesty.

Eh, I'm not saying it's impossible, but given that gingers are rare enough as it is plus their predisposition to sluttishness it might be a wait user. Any conservative community is going to give better results. Plus maybe in Ireland or Scandinavia where there's more competition between redheads and as such they're less likely to devalue themselves by being sluts you might have a better chance.