/GoT/ - Game of Thrones

Every season that Spaniard gave every episode scene by scene, this time around he only did episode 1 and gave footnotes for the rest, bastard.

So we're running out of time, when does he come back?

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how's that contrarian? or you consider a minority of a minority relevant enough to be considered contrarian?

How does he get it? Why did Dabid not send Arya to kill him yet?

>when does he come back?
not today

ur a cheeky cunt, but ur ok

The threads already have spoken, with most people rating the episode below average.

They are the one and the same

he kill

Where the fuck is the leaker guy? Dabid killed him?

Hello

Where is the episode 2 leak?

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He's already back.
He took Arya's place after she died a long time ago.

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did it leak?

lots of cunts

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Friendly reminder that we are expected to believe Dany fixed Mereen and it is now a functioning democracy

>She has a keen sense of poetic justice
What is Bronn gonna do, shoot Tyrion and Jamie while they're taking a shit?

Wait are there seriously only going to be 6 50 minute episodes? Pfffffftaahahahahaha

They film in Spain and I imagine he's close to someone on set.

the final episode is feature length

How do you feel about Bronn's dad bod

azor fookin legend

The show is probably gonna end with Dany becoming the Mad Queen executing Tyrion, I think were being hoodwinked into believing she's oh so and mighty.

Jorah will go full kingslayer and stab her to stop her killing innocents

>the queen did urge me to hurry
>now take this bow and travel the length of the land to kill, on your own, two men, one of whom is the advisor to our staunchest enemy, and will no doubt be under heavy guard
>good luck
and would it really have been so hard to wait until after he was done fucking those whores? it's not like he can get there in one night after all.

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Last episode may aswell be a movie, hope not though with the CGI.

>it's not like he can get there in one night after all.

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what happened to Bronn's wife and castle again?

Link

>all those one liners
there were like 3 actual conversations this episode.

>Reunited with Arya after having happy go lucky adventure in the riverlands with her and she left him to die
>Speak like two sentences before he walks out

Every single reunion was like this, they all just say the most obvious shit DABID AND DABID could come up with and end.
They feel like cardboard cutouts of their actual characters at this point

>she's the smartest person i've ever met

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Only good characters left in this shitshow:
>jaime
>bronn
>jorah
>davos
>gendry
>beric
>sam
>jon

Can't prove me wrong

>it's not like he can get there in one night after all
what do you mean user? everything from the last 2-3 seasons points to teleportation existing in the got universe, every second counts

>jorah
i'm pissed off about jorah. he's great and the actor is cool but his arc was so inconsequential.

Can you all imagine what this series would have been like if it started after all the books came out and every season was like season 1

they're all shit mate. name one good line any of them have said in the last 4 seasons

Gendry's shit t b h

To be honest, Arya hasn't met a lot of people. She never talked to Varys, Sam, Tyrion and many others. The smartest person she ever talked to would be fucking Tywin in S2.

remember when this show was good?

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>five kings fight over Westeros
>no one wants to just fuck off and try to conquer Essos instead

>tormund
>edd
>euron
>qyburn
>the hound
Id add these guys as well, the hound and euron are kinda borderling though

They had a million years to write and re-write season one. After that they had a few months and were obliged to repeat shit the audience liked the first time.

It's the same reason Heroes went to shit.

I thought they filmed in scotland and shit

i hope he survived

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Why was there no cersei/euron sex scene?

this isnt this show

Some parts were filmed in Ireland as well.

Why would there need to be?

> >jorah
Cuck. In books - Pedo Cuck
> >sam
Cuck. Fat nasty neckbeard cuck.
> >jon
Ffs.

> Can't prove me wrong
Your mother was wrong when refused abortion.

youtu.be/rGPjMdliluc
Berics talk with Jon is one of the few actual non-quip convos last season and it was pretty good

It's when they attacked Castle Black.

Chef Crow is displeased

who else expects the Nigh King to end up being a punkass bitch that will die in 1 hit?

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Sad to say I cannot disprove this. Tyrion went to absolute shit now that he's Dany's lapdog.

kek

I just want more Beric scenes

most kino man alive

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you are either retarded or don't even remember what this show was about

Liking Beric more than Dany and Sansa is proof that you are a sexist

I expect Arya will kill him somehow with the thingy she just ordered made.

He will wreck jons shit then out of nowhere arya will kill him with her special dragonglass cannon gendry is making which will cause every wight he has raised to instantly crumble

Yeah what was that thing?

I actually can't find it because I can't remember the guys name, is fredikki or some shit.

Spoilers though from what I remember or cared about, nothing really matters till episode 3.

3 is the Big battle, the North prepared really well to fight the dead, except the Golden Company shown up first and they wreck them because the Unsullied/Dothraki don't come out of hiding. Then the NK shows up and wrecks them,they beg for help and the GC team up with the Dothraki & Unsullied dragons fight etc, best episode ever etc.

Episode 5 everyone goes South, Cersei blows up KL, ends with Clegane bowl.

Episode 6 revealed Tyrion betrayed them all for Cersei she and Tyrion and killed, ends on a big cliffhanger.

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seriously. whats the deal with his sword.

Jorah was in the final Resident Evil movie

I sort of see this going the same way

Kino.

nah im sure this isnt got, post source now

episodes 3,4,5,6 are all 78 to 82 minutes long.

The real life version of my daughterwife Arya is hideous.

Extremely based
Tits or gtfo

Assassins Creed II Hidden gun because Arya is an Assassin and has been to the east, aka. gunpowder land

Him, Jamie and Bronn are the only good things left.

A tube that shoots the dragonglass head. Might have a spring or something. At least that's my guess.

What would you think is a good late seasons GoT scene?
Olenna-Jaime scene could do imho
youtu.be/90Yk9K3XKTA

He's dying mid season

He ignites it with magic. Early on it was done with blood magic, now it just seems to ignite whenever he wants it to.

fire cool

They got given to someone else and he's still owed "better wife better castle", which he will never get

How long does Jon avoid his aunt after this episode?

And Bran

>George visits the set
>Gendry and Arya's dialogue is lifted straight from Attack of the Clones
Coincidence?

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>Stannis
>dead

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dumbass

So is the rumor that Tyrion betrays Dany real? It feels uncharacteristic of him to do that.

Blood magic.

He draws his hand on the blade most times. If there's still blood on the blade it might work a second time since there's a scene where he just two-hands his sword and it catches fire.

I just want Tormund Giantsbane to survive desu

I love how Beric is such a refreshment from the soi enriched cynicism and nihilism that permeates the rest of the show and is a genuinely god fearing idealistic hero

>beric says something good
>jon just repeats what beric said

>yfw CHAD Theon rides Kraken to the Winterfell

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In the books he just coats it with wildfire. The drunk priest complained that Beric constantly needed new swords, because the heat made them soft and easily ruined.

What advice did he give them?

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because then they would've had to show Cersei be less than enthusiastic which is tantamount to rape
>omg did game of thrones just let a pregnant woman get raped
a lot of feminists lost their shit when Jaime fugged her next to Joffrey's corpse, and even moreso when Ramsay raped Sansa. D&D are tumblr friendly now

They spent entire seasons faffing around in Qarth, Dorne and Braavos, and now they're rushing.

These people are useless

kek

OF COURSE HE'S FUCKING INVOLVED!

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why did rhaegar name both his sons aegon?

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Targs are mad as shit

BRING ME THE BOAAARRR STRETCHER
WHOOOOOOORRRRREEEE

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>tfw we will never se a Greyjoy summon an eldricht Drowned god to fight against the Night's King
If you want to go full anime, a t least do it better desu

I miss her

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Add a weird foreign guy that talks funny.

How strong do the Night King have to be to be able to throw the spear at that range and pierce through the dragon to kill it? That was the most retarded thing in the series.

Is the show doing anything with the Tyrion being a Targ theory?

Muh prophecy

Dany is a self-centered psycho who had enough powerful men fuck her that she somehow believes she is on their level now.
She literally burned people alive just like her daddy, kooky Aegon.

Sansa is the embodiment of MUH STRONK WIMYN to the point where its offensive to my IQ level to hear her speak those hollow ass lines she delivers with that stone cold bitchface.
Her greatest credit is having her brother save her snownigger ass from being raped until Bolton was bored enough to slit her throat one day. In the books even she is portrayed as a dumb cunt that only skates by on good luck and the murderous streaks of the men around her.

Any scene with two actual capable actors

Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! *eyes pop out* AROOOOOOOOGA! *jaw drops tongue rolls out* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF *tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach* WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr *tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart* Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... *heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt* ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum *milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets* BABY WANTS TO FUCK *inhales from the gas tank* honka honka honka honka *masturabtes furiously* ohhhh my gooooodd~

He used magic

based

>its offensive to my IQ level

Misogynist bastard

the whole point of his character is that he wants to be accepted by his family. So him betraying dany to gain favor of cersei might make sense, or he just betrays her cause he is tired of all the kings/queens. see his speech while being on trial when he says he wishes he could kill everyone even if it means he dies too

No it's not you fucking nerd.

I read a story about a dude that got so drunk at the birth of his second son that he named him Nikolai while forgetting his first son was already named Nikolai.

How many years have gone in the show since the first episode?

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neck kino

based

To Jon
>no direction for you... I don't really care about you... I don't care about what happens to you!
Other guys
>hehehehe....(one of them) WHAT?!?!
Lucas confirmed TARG FUCKING SHIT fag?
kek

um sweety its 2019 women are objectively more intelligent than you

He had like 8000 years of core training for that very moment.

>Night's Watch cook
>Famously called "Three Finger Hobb"
>Obviously has all 5 fingers on both hands
It's not a big deal, but it's a sign of their declining standards. This is S4E9, in season one this guy would have had 3 fingers on his right hand, even if no one mentioned his name. That sort of easter egg for hard-core fans shows respect to the fanbase and material.

youtu.be/X2eS9SbZ_Ec
Davos confrontinf Melly about Stannis and Shireen was probably the last teuly great performance in the show

all that wasted potential....

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After she slept with Chad Jon instead of him, he wants vengeance

2 weeks

>Tfw want him to die first
Gonna get an 11-1 return on my bet if he does. Already won $200 on Tyrion being the person who says the first sentence.

Best cameo ever!

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The /based pentagon/

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Not much considering they end the show King & Queen.

Will he get a redemption arc with his missing eye lids

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why didn't she just give him this blueprint?

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back when she actually looked dragonlike

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You really think they ever respected the fans?
In the event of emergency, George signed away the books to 2 fat redditors

So is Howland Reed gonna show up or what?

about 5 I think

if it's really a gun, it'll be maximum cringe

I enjoyed the scenes with Bran, Sam and Beric/Tormund in them.
Dialogue is pretty terrible at this point but I still enjoy the show desu. The whole horror scene with Tormund and Beric was fucking great.

of people who are still alive*

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Based

Actually the most retarded thing was throwing the spear and the small dragon flying in the sky and not the giant one sitting on the floor next to the Dragon Queen.

>That was the most retarded thing in the series
I forget that scene but wasn't there another dragon he could have hit with the spear and as a bonus, it would have killed a couple main characters as well?

excuse me?

Exactly what makes him interesting right here. At the same time, he's been painted in the book as sort of a rogue 3rd party apart of a crazy ass cult. I like that he retains this feel to an extent, but is a good enough guy to help Jon.

you now remember Shae

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The actor that plays Beric has a god tier voice

so soothing

His face got burned off tho

best whore

What is demoralization/show of force.

I jerked it to her death

>jon shuts his gormless mouth and lets based beric say what he wants
Kino

Fuckable

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>turkish pornstar who became an actress after a nose job

This and also Rose's

After they lose Winterfell and have to go though the Neck
We'll finally see Greywater watch lads!

He sounds like he smokes a carton of Marlboros and eats gravel every day.

Remember that time D&D tricked everyone into thinking Sansa would be good?

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Any scene with Qyburn tends to be kino, probably because Anton Lesser is a god-tier actor.
youtube.com/watch?v=V6eJy7Gq7WI&ab_channel=BenQuincy-Shaw

If you could swap one character with an american actor who would you choose

Hello, beautiful...

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I just noticed it's a different fucking necklace she wears in the new series

Beric, Qyburn and Davos are the only redeeming qualities left in this dumpster fire

It will have moved by the time they get there.

what is targeting the leader of your enemy faction

Thanks!
>implying

I'd have to go with Will Smith as Sansa

DON'T BULLY

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He'll get to them later. Don't want the airforce shitting all over your infantry/canon fodder.

ATTENTION ALL RETARDS
Bran’s “waiting for an old friend” line was about Theon. That’s why in the trailer he says the line about everything you have done has lead you back home.

The Rock as Arya

She looks cuter almost dying than with all the makeup

Leslie Jones as Circe Lannister

>hurr I feel so bad lemme die
>but let me take some selfies first

heavily shooped right?

Robert Redford as Barristan Selmy

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>please be patient, I have brain damage.

yeah, so?

Hey guys, I wanna talk about the images in the rotating rings around the sun in the intro, and the stories they're telling.

Starting with the old intro, the image shows a burning city that includes a volcanic eruption and a dragon. Most people agree this is depicting the doom of Valyria, which is where the Targaryens came from, and the event that led to Aegon's conquering of the Seven Kingdoms.

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I thought it was about Jaime

Daenerys kills Jaime first.
The ending will be bittersweet because all characters you loved in season 1 will win, but by the time 8 season ends they all became cunts while all bad bois get redemption arcs and shit

>Most people agree this is depicting the doom of Valyria

It's the Mad King burning Kings Landing. Are you retarded?

Why would they send the umber boy back to last hearth when they know the wall is down and the wight army is headed south? Last hearth is right next to the fucking wall.

The second image shows a (three headed?) dragon (houe Targaryen) fighting a stag (house Baratheon), a direwolf (house Stark) and a lion (house Lannister).
This is obviously Robert's Rebellion, which is the second major event in the story.

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Sure

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House Dondarrion is pretty underrated in general. They've got one of my favourite coat of arms in the series.

an extra reason to get the bigger airforce unit first?

Jon Lovitz as the hound

Oh right I forgot about the fucking volcano right next to Kings Landing.
Dumbass.

Finally, we see a stag being victorious, surrounded by a halo, signifying that it's the top dog now (Robert is king), while all the other animals bend their knees. So far so good.

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The dragons don't even look like that in the show.

>that very prominent bear

Mormonts confirmed for the key to everything

she's cute

>The dragons don't even look like that in the show.

Actually, you're right. Fuck D&D

Now, let's look at the images from the show's new intro.
For the first image, there's a dragon breathing fire, a burning city, and some birds flying away on the left. Under the dragon there's also some figures that to me look like the Unsullied, so I'm thinking this is maybe the battle of Mereen, when Dany killed the slavers? I don't really know.

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Jeez what happened in s5?

who even cares at this point? I just can't wait for this disappointment to be done with

Probably would have been the GOAT television series. Seriously why the FUCK didnt HBO wait a few years? Or at the very least force that fat fuck to finish his books.

would fuck all of those, but guess im not a professional Yea Forums poster 10/10 chad that would not bang such a cripples used good 2/10 with good lighting and makeup

Haha fuck House Arryn they didnt contribute anything to the rebellion

Please no memes but will Daario be back this season? its a shame his character was butchered and he was left to take care of retarded brown people

>cersei
>euron
>jaime
only ones that are kinda consistent and relevant to the plot

laughed my ass off at every shot of bran. someone just wheeled him out there and all he can do is glare autistically

Nobody cared about the books, I'd never even heard of them before the show

His people ain't gonna trust just a messenger after all the backstabbing that had gone on, to play devils advocate.

The plan was the send them carts in order to haul ass to Winterfell. LH is close to the Wall but not that close. The undead are currently between Last Hearth and Winterfell. Edd came to LH from Castle Black while Beric and Tormund camefrom the now nonexistent/severely damaged Eastwatch.

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The second new image shows from left to right:
- A lion eating fish, which could be a reference to the war in the Riverlands between Lannisters and Tully's.
- A Direwolf hung by the neck on a bridge between two towers, which I think references the Frey's betrayal of the Starks at the Twins. (Red Wedding)
- And finally a naked man with a knife holding a severed wolf's head, which I really have no idea what it means.
So this is a bit confusing, if the first image of the intro shows the battle of Mereen (which was in season 6), and the second is showing us scenes from the 1. 2. and 3. seasons, that doesn't really make chronological sense, like it does with the images of the old intro.

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>a few years
It's been 8 years and TWOW is nowhere near done

Viserion

Everyone keeps saying it’s about Jaime
It’s not, though I’m sure he saw him coming too. It’s Theon he has his big moment with. It was in the leaks and hinted at in the trailer.

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If you wouldn't be happy to put a baby in that you're gay

STOP IT STOOOP IT

>cersei

>And finally a naked man with a knife holding a severed wolf's head, which I really have no idea what it means.

A flayed man holding a wolf head, it's the Bolton conquest of the North.

Finally, the third image of the new intro, shows what appears to be the red comet of season 2, but it also features 4 dragons, which makes no sense, and under those could be fire, maybe animals? What do you guys think?

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they had so much time at their disposable and this was the best they could do. miserable.

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Stroke?

I think the naked man is supposed to be a flayed man (aka the Boltons) and the head of direwolf as a reference to how they put Grey Wind's head on Robb, and how /ourguy/ Roose stabbed Robb etc etc

3 dragons + Dany

The comet, as Osha told us, was evidence of magic returning to the world

The big gun is currently grounded while they load stuf and Jon Snow shows off then falls into a puddle. The big gun is not doing flybys wrecking your shit.

>man with a knife holding a severed wolf's head
Ned

>jaime
absolutely
>bronn
he got kinda ruined but still okay
>jorah
he's a background character now
>davos
he's a background character now
>gendry
kinda, maybe
>beric
yeah
>sam
actually yeah
>jon
he's just constantly been okay: never really boring but never really great like jaime either

thats the flayed man holding the wolfs head im pretty sure its just saying the shit happening in essos with dany and the crap that happened with the starks were happening around the same time thats why they were shown back to back

>Or at the very least force that fat fuck to finish his books.
how would they do that?

he's not naked he's skinless or flayed as in the bolton sigil

I would have swapped Jon with a non-manlet.

arya was 11 in season 1

she is now 18

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>this happens
>gets raped
>reverts back 2 seasons worth of character development
bravo

Maisie is 22, Arya is at most 14

The “naked man” is a flayed man... this signifies Bolton’s part in the betrayal... the Lion with the fish is obviously Lannister triumph over the River lands.

You now remember Dormer

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As it's chronological, I think this is Dany's burning of Astapor and taking command of the Unsullied.

honestly this is probably the house of undying, not meereen. but that doesnt really make sense with the soldiers there :/

It's a general "Dany nukes Essos and becomes queen", not a specific city state

They probably forgot to wheel him back in with all the comotion. If someone asks why the hell he's sitting in the middle of the courtyard at night, he claims it's all part of the plan.

why are you describing me?

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>walk up to Bran
>shall I wheel you inside m'lord?
>you had sex with a prostitute who looks like a woman but was born a man. you knew that and you had sex with her anyway. you
Yeah no I wouldn't talk to the creepy weirdo either.

>Taking place thousands of years before the events of Game of Thrones, the series chronicles the world’s descent from the golden Age of Heroes into its darkest hour. From the horrifying secrets of Westeros’s history to the true origin of the White Walkers

thoughts? I have a feeling they aren't going to go into much detail about what the white walkers are or what they want in this season and leave it to the prequels instead

hbo.com/hbo-news/game-of-thrones-prequel-what-to-know

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except that she is 11 in season 1 and 18 in season 8

look it up if you have to

Roughly 3-4 since it starts in the middle of 298 AAL, Joffrey's wedding was at the start of 300 AAL.

Theon running back into the burning ruins of Winterfell to carry Bran out fixes his awful season seven regression and thankfully it’s not connected to his awful sister

the stuff they loading on the big gun includes commander of big dragon and other 2 dragons, once that's gone you can down the rest
think 3 dragons are worth a couple hundred infantry lost, but you can shill HBO if you want, im also on their paybook but countershill by proxy

She looks super cute on the right

its going to be shit

this could be Vaes Dothrak

stopped being cute in 3rd

This. Shame they turned the hound into a soft poof

This is SM64 wet-dry world sky box ive always loved it thanks for posting it user

8 years have not passed in-show, that's insane

>friend recommends me 'game of thrones'
>Claims its like a more REALISTIC version of Lord of the rings but with more emphasis on fiscal policy
>watch first few seasons
>quite enjoyable
>get to recent seasons
>Is literally tumblr fanfiction tier epic women emasculating in every single episode
>not even attractive women and not a SINGLE asian

Kinos about having to cut a friend off after they expose themselves as a simp?

WHY DIDN'T THEY CHOP OFF THE FUCKING EYEBROWS????

In the books it was the drunk priest, Thoros of Myr who did that
And Tobho Mott, the guy who reforged Ice, that complained

Judging by her eyes, she had an aneurysm in season 3 and another in season 7.

Are traps gay in Westeros? I assume they're fair game in Essos

The original Long Night is best left to the imagination. All their spinoffs and prequels will be shit

I feel the white walkers will just become the routine boogey man for the GoT universe. I fully expect them to make a Dunk and Egg vs the White Walkers in the near future.

If it takes place in Westeros right after the Age of Heroes then how come half the cast is black?

Can we think of anything where explaining the origins or mysteries of something hasn't been shit?

Naked man is flayed man - Bolton

>wait
He's not finishing them, user.

gib hot dominatrix

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>First up, Entertainment Weekly brings us an interview with episode writer, Dave Hill. He reveals that they initially thought about using a cold open before making the decision to go a more traditional route, and have the premiere mirror the pilot
The people writing this show don’t even remember the first episode had a cold open

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Pretty sure its Viserion destroying the wall, with the army of the dead in the background

Lads...
Where the FUCK is best snek?

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>dragons grow 100000% in three years

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It's gonna be like Scrubs season 9, or True Detective after season 1.

LEAKED footage of Cersei's death at the hands of a magical beastie from the breeding pits of whateverthefuck that magical kingdom was from way back when.

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neat i didnt know what it was i just liked the image

You know damn well all the interesting shit that happened in essos is literally never ever being brought up again.
NEVER EVER

All look good besides s4 desu

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Worse then Jigsaw at this point tbqh

bruh....she ded

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>and have the premiere mirror the pilot
Like... pottery?

Gillian Anderson auditioned for that role.

nope. also when was a spinoff ever good? they always lack personality and they start with most of the goofiness of the original.

it has though and why is that insane. they all literally look 8 years older because well.. they are

They ran out of source material. Last two season were bad but at least it's getting close to a conclusion.
5th and 6th season were garbage. If this dude started watching earlier than season 5 you have to forgive him.

Fraiser.

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her younger version would work, but now absolutely not

Harry potter lasted 7 years but they aged 15 years

There's so many balls jokes, there's so much going on

Little Sam is the only good character

I love Jon because in the books he is literally the best character besides punished Jaime, but his actor is pretty shit honestly.

tania raymonde auditioned for obara sand

>Lol why is she taking pictures at all, if she says she's in pain she should just spend the entire month in bed screaming at the ceiling

Don't get me wrong, I fucking hate Kelly C, her smug bitch version of her character, her retarded storyline, her terrible STRONK WYMYN attitude, everything about her.
But she doesn't deserve to fucking die, and she certainly doesn't believe to hemorrage into her fucking brain and be in pain because the blood and pressure inside her brain make her feel like her head explodes

Because history is a whitewash.

what the fuck happened to Gilly?

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harry potter is for children

its like you are comparing giligans island to lost

she was the only good girl in that whole show

I really have watch shit like this just to have a chance of a white gf?

A Dunk and Egg prequel would be comfy. I cannot fathom why they're even considering a long night prequel - its just repeating the conflict we've just seen

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She is fucking Tyrone offscreen

she's around

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She got into the Tarly larder. The people at Horn Hill are probably throwing non-stop feasts ever since Randyl left.

Gillys baby is still somewhere between 1 and 2 years old at the most wtf?

didn't they make a movie every year? Seems very accurate to me.

>when your house is literally represented by a guy with no skin

nagger

epic owned

Good point, little Sam isn't a fucking pre-schooler

Westeros' past and the mysteries of the East is what they advertised it as

maybe she put on weight for the show and they will provide a reason.

witnessed
also, it's because most people are idiots and like what they know. Writers for these shows know this

She's entering her husband lifestyle

doing "roberts" rebellion would probably please the most people since even show only folks know what that is all about.

Rob's Rebellion would be Young Sheldon-tier

Dragon's aren't real.

I want a Greyjoy Rebellion prequel with Thoros as the protagonist.

based and smirkpilled

Varys's death will be even less satisfying than Littlefinger's, how does this make you feel?

>That sort of easter egg for hard-core fans shows respect to the fanbase and material
fuckin loser lmao

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Nah. They’d fuck it up and portray Robert as the bad guy.

When you read the interviews they seem to really think the pilot started with Robert arriving when that was like twenty minutes in or something.

fine, they are both obsolete crap characters

Prophecy autism

Her and Missandei and so fucking hot. Every other woman on the show is usually a roastie thot

that Skins role must've taken a toll on her
>D&D
>actual reasons

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Like your sex life

Stannis beating Victarion would be awesome to see

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>The non-Anglo women in the show are the best looking ones
Huh, wonder why that’s the case?

But doctor i am the white man

>people want prequels
>no on wants a spinoff sequel about a group of cartographers exploring shit like Ulthos and Sothoryos

gottem

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well they would fuck everything up so theres that

FUCK DRAGON WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>what the fuck happened to Gilly?
She improved

they havnt shown sam jr this season yet

Based and Bobpilled

The fact that the show was only really good when it had the source material from the books to go on convinces me that the prequels which will be 100% made up by the studio will be SHIT

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It would crash and burn before being made for being "racist and colonialist" or some shit.

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lamprey pie

>not wanting fooking legend gaiden

What's he thinking?

Couldn't afford the insurance for another toddler on set.

literally this

not if he ends up killing Dany

>he

dragons dont have gender user

>thinking D&D have the imagination required to make a spinoff about new material of unexplored lands

>Dragon named after Jon's dad watching him fuck his aunt

Only good characters left in this shitshow:
>jamie
>bronn
>bran
> Lord Yohn Royce

THE BOAR IS PREGNANT
GET THE WHORE STRETCHER

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>Jorah “beta orbiter” Mormont

george has been writing prequel chapters

What the hell happened to her? She looks like a pudgy toddler this series

>Age of Heroes
>Not Dance of the Dragons
>Not Robert's Rebellion
>Not Blackfyre Rebellion
>Not Aegon's Conquest
what the hell man

Thats the zombie dragon blowing up the wall with all the other zombies waiting. Look how fucked up the dragon looks

She's reaching the Platonic ideal of femininity

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It isn't out of the ordinary for aristocracy to use names over and over, there were some dynasties in the classical period that only ever used one name like Ptolemy and Cleopatra. There are even more retarded cases like Napoleon's son being named Napoleon and his two Nephews being named Louis-Napoleon and Napoleon-Louis.

That would be too well thought out.

She actually looks cute w/o makeup.

>god i wish that were me

That's Drogon

S8 character deaths:

Jaime
Cersei
Tyrion
Varys
Melisandre
Bran
Jorah
Beric
Euron
Theon
The Mountain
The Hound
Pod

Don't forget, everyone is a eunuch. Main advisor guy has no balls, main Ironborn guy has no balls, main soldier guy has no balls, vast army of dragon lady has no balls.

So post season 5
>7 kingdoms ruled by woman
>Main protagonist is dragon queen
>North ruled by queen
>Iron Islands ruled by queen
>biggest asskicker in show is a giant woman
>deadliest fucker in show is small girl
>half the male cast are eunuchs

what are they trying to say here?

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>a Dunk and Egg vs the White Walkers
FUCKING REEEEEE NO I JUST WANT LITTLE HIJINKS AND ONE DAY the wall