Who is laughing now, Ornella?

He's unironically based in lard maybe

*pulls out glock*..."Oh I'm sorry, I didn't mean to interrupt. You were saying? No please, continue... I'd love to hear the rest of this fantasy of yours. EVERYONE ELSE SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP! What's the matter, frog got your tongue? You seemed so talkative before, what changed? Oh this? Yeah, this is normal to carry where I'm from, but I wouldn't be surprised if it's the first real one you've seen. No, don't look at anyone else, look at me. Look at me because I'm the one in control of your life right now. I'm in charge. No, don't cry, that's not going to help you. Not even a little. Wanna know why? Because at this very moment, here and now, as far as you're concerned I'm God and unless you play your cards right, I could very well be the last thing you ever see. So save your tears for someone who cares and choose your next words really fucking carefully now you stupid French bitch. You disgusting whore. Because this is my show now and your fifteen minutes are almost up. Now tell me what you are. Repeat what I just called you. And start taking off your clothes as you do it. Yeah that's right. One piece at a time. Right here and now on national television. Be thankful, I'm about to make you a star..."

this but ironically

"I was going to watch your film today but then our president decided to go completely insane and I was distracted by all the nonsense"

My god, do these late night host faggots ever take a day off from talking about trump

It's Mueller Time

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why does he look like a fucking soiboy all of a sudden? He was grungy-sleazy porn director literally two weeks ago.

This fucking pasta kek

fpbp

>all of a sudden

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WE NEED MORE TIME!

me in the back

>Dude, you GOT to read Focault. He's so schway.

gets me everytime.

His brothers death really fucked him up

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honestly if I ever met her I'd eat her arse out of respect

this is such a fucking bizarre combination of clothes

i wonder who came up with this, his stylist or jonah himself

His fashion sense reminds me of the movie Big Daddy, when Adam Sandler's character lets the little kid pick out his own wardrobe

this >>>>> imagine pasta

Jonah can look Kino as fuck.

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h-hes just like me...

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soul
soulless

I don't understand.

Hill is Yea Forums incarnate

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he's jaded about the fact that he got famous on self-deprecating roles and fatboy humor, and he thinks he deserves to be taken more seriously. took serious offense to the "you don't look like you would smell nice, but you do" joke that jimmy kimmel made, and sent him an angry email afterwards. he talked about this at length in a howard stern interview. he genuinely thinks he is a confident and self actualized man now, the problem with those two things is that when you're faking it, it's painfully obvious to everybody

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>and sent him an angry email afterwards
Really? Christ.

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yeah, he was talking to stern about it as if it was a point of pride to get that worked up over a little joke. an ultimately complimentary joke, at that.

>and sent him an angry email afterwards
sauce?

Someone put a sharingan in her eyes

>SMUG JONAH.JPG

HE LOOKS BETTER FAT, BUT THE HIGHLIGHTS LMAO
OH NO NONONONO LOOK AT THIS DOOD

in a previous jonah thread i uploaded this image, and it makes me glad to see it survive and get memefied, kudos to you user, you turn a frown upside down

Edit: thanks for the silver kind user!