More showtimes for Endgame are being added

>I'm a child.
You have to be 18 to post here, kappaiddo.

Having a shitty job.

Should I see it in Dolby Cinema or Dbox?

That’s a lot of cope for one post

Fucking based and manchildpilled

Either you die a sóiboi or you live long enough to watch yourself be a grumpy old faggot that hates fun and only works and then dies.

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Apparently, you don't seem to understand the concept of having fun, incel.
Neck yourself.

Damn. China sure loves white people, huh.

DBox is a meme. The seats just shake around and rumble, aside from certain scenarios it's pretty dumb

Just how much money is this going to make

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>spending money to see Captain Marvel defeating Thanos
Yawn. Will watch a 1xbet camrip instead

Your head is so far up your ass I dont think if you tried you could pull yourself out of your dark little hole. Pathetic

Maybe on par with Infinity War? Perhaps more?
There's more hype going into this than Episode IX, that's for sure.

>What’s your excuse for not yet getting tickets to become a part of movie history?
I'd rather watch Shazam

>not seeing a film in a popular series makes you some sort of free thinking radical
What a fucking hero!

I don't know, but definitely less than Avatar

Then just go see Shazam, THEN Endgame

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>definitely less than Avatar
Reminder Disney owns Avatar now so that doesn’t even matter

>Paying for a ticket = Sell your soul.
Nice try Goldberg.

Why america has 26 months?

it does because they didn't own avatar then

I appreciated the irony in this post, thank you.

The theater going experience is one of the worst public experiences ever now.

I no longer have the luxury of seeing movies at lunch on wendesdays and I am absolutely not seeing a comic book movie on a fucking weekend.

Funny how it's not about buying tickets to watch the film you want because you liked the one before or having a good time with your friends/family. He's turning the premiere of Endgame into an event that you need to to be part of because it's something that happens once in a lifetime.

I bought tickets for the midnight showing and the marathon before hand. Taking off work and gonna camp in the theater and watch some marvel kino with liquor, a dab pen, a sack of burgers and my switch.

>mfw this post isn't ironic

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Could not give less of a shit about this movie. Last marvel movie I saw was iron man 2. Am I actually missing anything?

DCucks, like clockwork

It's been an unironically great TV series in cinema format.

youtube.com/watch?v=-wuoj01ZqFU

It comes out on the 24th in my country and we're the first country in the world to start a new day. It's posts like these that make me want to see the first showing and spam spoiler's all over the internet just to piss in the face of people who have been watching for this for 10 years

I literally don't care about Marvel anymore.
I thought it was cool in 2012 perhaps.

You must be swimming in minge

>schools housing department bought out a theater
>just have to present my ID and I get a free ticket
And I dont even have to feel bad about supporting didney

No one's ever really gone

Vision is such a gift.

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>one of the biggest movies of our lifetime
>capeshit

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>le so above it all meme
This guy worships video games and anime.

>cant wait for the movie, and fuck capitalism!
kek

Mcu films aren't fun they suck
I rather watch something Like the First Pirates of The Caribbean Speed Racer
Hellboy 2 etc than another run of the mill cash grab mcu flick

I prefer to wait until all the hype is dead and watch movies on the last week they are playing.

That fucking thing's runtime is 3 hours. 3 fucking hours of my time will be wasted. I'll just wait for the camrip, jump to the important parts and then spoil it on FB. I did it with IW and the amount of butthurt was funny.

Or even better, I'll wait for someone from here to post the spoilers, read it and ponder if it's worth to spend my time watching the shitty movie at all.

>What’s your excuse for not yet getting tickets to become a part of movie history?

It has Brie Larson in it which is why I wont be seeing it!!!FACT!!!

>Face it, child, you ARE watching a children's show. Adults don't watch anything enjoyable. They NEVER watch anything made by Walt Disney, they never watch anything fictional, and they never watch anything with cool action scenes. Nope. That's why not a single adult would be caught dead watching a super-hero movie, or a space opera, or anything retarded like that. In fact... adults don't watch any movies. Movies are unrealistic, and stupid. Instead, adults spend every waking hour at work. They work themselves to death and then they die. Me? I'm a child. I refuse to accept that fate

Must be nice being a NEET living with Mommy and Daddy!!!FACT!!!

I'm going to watch the camrip

>not simply waiting for the wikipedia synopsis and the "Endgame ending explained" video by Looper

>generic capeshit
>may be one of the biggest movies of our lifetime

fuckin ell lads lmao

>hates fun and only works and then dies.
The problem is that Marvel films are neither fun in a free childlike sense nor affecting in an adult sense. I like to feel things when I'm in the cinema - I'm partial to normie bro-comedies and a bunch of other mainstream movies - but MCU films provide nothing. It's bullshit the way that type of filmmaking has monopolised 'fun'.

Buy Disney stock user. I've had it in my portfolio since 2011. It's been a sweet ride. Are you so much of a poor fag that you can't invest in anything?

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Why even bother hyping Endgame?

Marvel already fucking won. DC is dead. Endgame is just their victory lap. Everybody's gonna see it, another few billion for Marvel, and DCfags will cry all over their sticky cum covered keyboards.

I mean I think they are fun so you’re wrong!

Why haven’t you killed your self already?

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I have no interest in superhero movies.

People are so desperate to be part of any kind of historical event now that they'll even go watch a film they don't like just so they can say they were there.

Post James Cameron reaction to this

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Trending for $4.5 BILLION at the box office. We could be seeing the very first $5 billion movie - and it's all thanks to Brie. Manbaby incel virgin loser Nazi misogynist racist antisemitic white men eternally BTFO forever!!!

Based chinks

I have bad IBS but I just wear my diaper to the movies. You can't even smell it really unless you're really moving around in your seat a lot. The only problem is you can DEFINITELY smell it when you stand up and you have to be careful not to fart if there are other people near you or they'll be grossed out.

I have Friday matinee tickets and I'll be sitting comfy for three and a half hours no problems even with my horrible health condition. YOU ALL HAVE NO EXCUSES.

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I don’t get your pic

theres still tickets for any time I choose to watch it

???

All three theaters within driving distance of me have 20+ screens per day on thurs/fri/sat and every single showing is sold out. You mean to see the movie late like a fucking pleb scrub?

You know they’re adding more showtimes, right?

the biggest movie of our time, to be forgotten in a month just like the last one

>spending $10 on a movie ticket is selling your soul
Do you live in a third world country or something

Then the hype and astroturfing for Stah Wohs begins.

I only read the novelizations

I fear for the youth brought up in these weird times.

Why are normies so eager to watch their shit flicks in a packed room full of other moaning, insufferable cunts? It's not like you're watching it "first" if literally millions around the world are doing the same. These people are truly sub-human and deserve to suffer.

because if they don't see it first then they'll get the movie spoiled for them on one of their 12 hr reddit shifts

jesus fuck, 900 milion OP weekend almost confirmed

You possibly think it could reach a billion?

Disney is spending $1B on thickets for hype. Nobody I know wants to see this feminist shitfest.

>consuming media for any purpose other than to discuss it on Yea Forums
>implying the window in which one can discuss media is not currently down to seconds after the first showings end, after which it's only memes

If it opens everywhere at once it could definately get a billion. Infinity opened to over $850m of you include China

I don't watch capeshit anymore. In fact the last Avengers I saw was the first one. Perhaps the only capeshit I've seen as of late has been Dr. Strange, Deadpool 1/2, and GotG2, most of that because someone else was paying for the ticket. I have had no reason to watch the same predictable capeshit tropes for years now.

yes you fucking loser, kys

I swear I'd go to the midnight showing premiere but it's in midnight and there's no buses at that time except for one which takes hours to arrive, I wish I could drive

I haven't seen a marvel film since the first Avengers and so I'm not invested. Other people can enjoy it all they want but I'll be damned if I'm watching dozens of hours of capeshit to catch up just so I can "be a part of history" and do what that giant corporate rat tells me to do.

your soul is very cheap