/GoT/ - Game of Thrones

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Am I missing something but isn't winter in books was not just a simple winter but night 24/7.

SALTED CUM WARF FAG

>tfw I was right about the super speshul final season intro
I fucking knew it all along

The old Night King looked so much better.

One of my friends legitimately doesn't believe me that the Night King will never talk. Even though they already fucking confirmed it in interviews.

How are you guys coping with this limp dick finale? You know we're over 15% done with the last season, right?

Reminder that Tyrion was introduced in the books by fucking somersaulting off a door and landing on two feet.

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Jav is kino

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he literally stabbed the poor thing in the dick

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I didn't know dialogue could get so bad. wtf

you said 3/10 the first time user

>THE BUMP LIMIT IS TOO FUCKING LOW -edition
We’ll slow down eventually

OFFICIAL POWER RANKINGS

>MOST POWERFUL
Arya
The Night King
Bran
Dany (with dragons)
Sansa (with preparation time)
Brienne
Jon Snow
The Hound
The Mountain
Euron
Greyworm
Bronn
Meli
Yara
Beric
Jaime
Daario
Jorah
Gendry
Sam
Theon
Edmure Tully
Tyrion
Cersei
>LEAST POWERFUL

seething mainlander
drown yourself

Beric was the only good recast. Myrcella is hot but she didn't add anything to the story. Tom Hopper is based in Black Sails but he barely had a role in this. Mountain 1 is best. Original 3-Eyed Raven is best. Original Daario is best.

A man needs a name.

can someone spoonfeed me the second episode leak, pretty please

I liked Jamie's look when he realizes who his welcoming party is made of.

post tits

hit me with your favorite dialogue scenes from any season lads

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Who?

SANSA GONNA GET BURNED

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>censored porn
No thanks, Id rather jerk off to teletext

How do you think the Others in the books will differ from the White Walkers in the show?

What is this stance trying to convey?

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also what do they mean by winter lasting for "years"..how exactly do they define a year?

and one of the reasons Tywin hate him was that Tyrion was always doing acrobatic tricks, re-enforcing dwarf stereotypes.

Mirri Maz Duur was the real hero

Sam was the only character that actually acted this episode and didnt just have a blank stare the whole time.
Change my mind

I think what really pisses me off is that Emilia Clarke is actually unbelievably hot as a brunette when she's not moving her eyebrows retardedly.

The Others will probably have more backstory.

Azor Jaime

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>t.

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In the show, winter was made up by all the boomers to make it seem like they struggled.

post the normie reactions from previous seasons

I'd say the same to you, but the castle won't last another decade anyway

youtube.com/watch?v=YaYc5UP8PsI

How bad the lighting is on the show now.

No way, the old night king has gay face. When he does the arm raising thing at the end of hardhome, he looks like he wants to fuck Jon. The new one was a massive upgrade.

The three eyed raven though. He was so much better looking before.

They will have an actual goal/motivation instead of
"we bad guys because we bad"

WHERE ARE MY ELEPHANTS?

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is dead

youtu.be/2rZZ30uVjIc

>cunny
based

that one time the midget made fun of the eunuch was hilarious

H-hayai

>Promise me, Ned

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>that fucking wide aerial shot of micro Winterfell
I still can't believe it.

>actually believing this

lel

"I'm a what??"
youtube.com/watch?v=CSmRCbjmjno

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Her tits are 10x better than the real Sansa

who is that? I wanna suck on the tiddies

There is no leak for the second yet

AS LONG THE FLAME OF MY HEART LIVES ON, STANNIS IS MY KING.

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keep dreaming, the only people left to save the mainlanders will be the greyjoys once the fight is almost over

>targ filth tourist uses newest buzz maymay
Schocking

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>name is literally in the filename
based retard user

Eline Powell. She's starring in some show about mermaids atm

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Just a self-insert for the fans on that one. I wanted elephants.

Hopefully we see real sansas tits so we can actually verify this, although I expect you are right

any reason they used baratheon theme for unsullied arrival at winterfell?

>Broken people
>So hot!
She probably kept doing the charade even after she paid of her fathers debt, It is sad that people still mastrubate to pornography, It is even in a WEEB game lmao!

"acting"

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Unironically the best use of this meme yet.

AAAAGGGHHH WHAT DO YOU WANT?!

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Her everything is better.
Fake Sansa = Best Girl

>first line in final season
>it’s a dick joke
OH DABIIIIIIIIIIID

Correct me if I'm wrong, but Jon Snow literally has no titles. He's not Lord of Winterfell, he's not King in the North and he's a bastard so why does everyone treat him like he's top shit?

I genuinely thought Beric Dondarionwas introduced under the second actor

bait or brainlet

I mean what character does that cunt play?
>only first name
>supposed to which one she is

how fucked is he?

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leave her alone

oh well, I heard otherwise.
what are the supposed leaks for this season as a whole, though?

me too, i've must have been fucking blind

He's not a good actor when it comes to the physicall movments.

Why would he be? Its just going to be more petty pointless drama filler before they let him fight with them.

Does the presence of the Golden Company means that they will backstab Cersei?

this

tense shoulders/back muscles

Turbo Autist Bran will save him, so not all

was it really just for symmetry to robert's arrival in episode 1?

user i...

The new Marcella casting was gold desu

>Promise me, Ned

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Faggot. He never looked better than season 4. And the new one is so obviously the white walker from Hardhome

Probably guaranteed to be dragon chow.

LANCEL

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JAIME WILL GET VICTARION VOLCANO ARM

VARYSSS
YOU HAVE NO BALLS VARYS
THEON HAS NO BALLS YARA
MEN HAVE BALLS
HE DOES NOT
YARAAA

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bless u

So what superpowers does Bran have? High functioning autism?

>dude you killed my dad
>dude he was gonna genocide king's landing
>oh ok

>Stannis
>dead

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Bend the knee.

Guess who else is still alive after being cured by Stannis?

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They made the sun shine less bright because it's winter you dumbass

>high functioning
Now much of him functions user

THE BREASTPLATE STRETCHER

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he still has his balls

The second actors fit better for most of them, but the NK looks like a nog

>insert Chris form Family Guy pic
>WWWWWHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAATT?

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SHOW FAGS NEED TO BE HUNG

He's confirmed the Valonqar now. Bran's going to be a cryptic autist and go on about how they need him alive because reasons without just telling them that he's going to kill Cersei.

>tfw Bran will call him Queenslayer and showfags will think that means he's going to kill Danaerys

First for Cripplebowl

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If Meera came back could she theoretically ride him like a dragon or no?

I'm CIA

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i liked first mountain better than the third one

>keep in random whores
>cut an actual major house character

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So is jaime is on arya list or not?

It's not less bright, it's just worse looking. The point is that visually, it's just uglier. The murals on the side of the astrolabe are much worse in terms of design and harder to make out, and the post-processing on the image is much flatter, making it look cheap.

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whos that hottie

>Jamie teams up with Bran
SUPER CRIPPLE FRIENDS ON ADVENTURES

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Based Stannis bannermen
Bend the knee, fucker

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>tfw Bran will call him Queenslayer Danaerys will think that means he's going to kill Danaerys

Fatman is a hack

How did Cercei pay for 20 thousand top tier mercs w/o the looted gold , while still owning money to the Iron bank , gold mines dried out years ago and being generally broke

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FIGHTING WHITE WALKERS
IN AN OPEN FIELD

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>killed her dad
>tried to spear her
so it's basically canon that they will fuck?

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Where was she?

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What other houses do you have?

fuck elephants
where are the giant spiders old nan mentioned?

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>Being that fucking smug and arrogant about your father in the fucking North.
Yep "The North remembers" totally forgot how your father fucking roasted their Lord and Heir.

What a shit episode. Most of it felt like it was just presenting everyone's faces and a ton of awkward acting. Last 15 min. or so were better though.

He's the most powerful voyeur.

>if Nightking didn't get a dragon he would have never gotten past the wall
>they traded a dragon and the fucking Wall for the lives of 10 men
>the whole mission was to win allies against the Nightsking
>if it was not for this retarded mission there would be no need for allies against the Nightsking in the fist place

Why?

with her bad pucci

I love how they gave him 2inch heels.

TARG FUCKING SHIT

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no u

I like that type of episode. Comfy with little chance to fuck everything up

paid debt with tyrell shekels, then asked it back to buy mercenaries, easy

Victorian really dosn't seem to go anywhere important tho, in the show his story is just taken over by theon and yara going to slavers bay.

although ill admit his my fave POV from AFFC

WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE LEAKS
DID DABID KILLED THE BASED LEAKER?

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both will rule mankind sweetie

>Jon tells danny about his blood and being the king and all
how will danny lash out and fuck shit up?

same.
gayjoy
she was at the table when the bear cunny started to whine

He has never been though I don't think she ever found out that he crippled Bran

Why does she hate wheels /got/?

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>adding another manly man
That's sexist.

he stands like that in every scene when it needs to be more like this

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Why is anyone still watching this? It started declining in quality sharply as soon as season 2 hit and it's been unwatchably bad since mid season 3.
The show has been fucking terrible for almost 6 years, why does anyone still care about it?

but she didnt recieve the tyrell gold, it was all destroyed by the dragons on the way to KL

>tfw he ends up killing Danaerys AND Cersei because he's sick of everyone's shit

Because they had no idea about the magic barrier keeping him out and figure he would just walk through in the show or besiege the wall

Does Arya's list have any consistency?
Does it even matter? Like, she can't kill The Hound without everyone turning on her

is hammer basically the ideal weapon vs fully armored opponents?

God damn you are right. I thought it was cool when I saw it but looking at it closely is no good. The pictures on the rings are way less intricate and that dragon looks like a kid drew it.

banging wight renly

But it was worth it, they got allies for the Night's King fight!

Sure, if Dany just agreed to help, it wouldn't matter, but there ya go.

>Hanged
they are not tapestries my dear

How do you imagine Stannis appearing in this season and slaying everything in his way?

Well the supposed leaks say
on the battlefield she gets wounded and makes Jon stab her so that he can become Azor Ahai

nah, they specify that the charts with gold safely reached king's landing before the dothraki raid

hammer a tin can and then check the sweet boar meat on the inside

is she pegging him?

They're different since first season. Others are like elfish spooky ghosts folks. First book chapter
>Behind him, to right, to left, all around him, the watchers stood patient, faceless, silent,
the shifting patterns of their delicate armor making them all but invisible in the wood. Yet they made no move to interfere.
>The Other said something in a language that Will did not know; his voice was like the
cracking of ice on a winter lake, and the words were mocking.
>Ser Waymar Royce found his fury. “For Robert!” he shouted, and he came up snarling,
lifting the frost-covered longsword with both hands and swinging it around in a flat
sidearm slash with all his weight behind it. The Other’s parry was almost lazy

Stannis of the House Baratheon, the First of His Name
The King in the Narrow Sea
Warrior of Light
The Lord's Chosen
Son of Fire
The Prince That Was Promised

member when the Horn of Winter was a thing?

The episode summed up to me?
Banter, banter, banter, semantics, banter.
It's so bland. So fucking bland. Everybody tries to outwit one and other, yet they are supposed to be allied? I would never have faith in someone mocking me every minute.
And the girl? Holy shit. Child actors are the worst!

Didn't he have some badass thoughts about cowards wearing leather instead of plate when sailing?

_____________________________________________________________________________________________stannis won't return________________________________________________________

why does stabbing her do that though?

For bookfags like me it'll probably be the only end we're likely to see.

yes

Have you never played an RPG ever?

No the ideal weapon would be a nuke.

CAREFUL NED, CAREFUL NOW

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I just binged this show up to current
It's just the war of the roses with zombies
Lancaster's and Yorks fight and eventually the Tudors roll in and take the throne
The names, crests, everything

A small loan and the promise of making the seven kingdoms' central bank independent and allow free trade with Essos.

"Highway to Hell" by ACDC starts playing. The dragons turn in shock. In the distance, beyond the flames, we see Stannis marching confidently followed by a million men

Night King has take over most of Westeros when Stannis flies in on the Stone Dragon wielding Lightbringer.

I honestly thought I was watching a 480p version when the intro played. Turns out it was just horrible made.

yes

not many, most of times with cheats, otherwise magic

I hope he tells his story. Also they are not going to kill him, he has too much plot armor. Also they need him to kill dead people.

I enjoy for the reunion, but yes looks weird somehow.

Hound is not on her list, remember when she got slap many times by jaqen for lying, she lied she doesn't want to kill hound.

>Dany: "Let's call a truce so we can deal with the Night's King"
>Jaime: "Okay, truce and I'll come help you guys fight"
>*Comes to help fight*
>Dany: "OMG you should be punished for all the shit you did even tho we have a truce"

What the fuck even is this show anymore?

>D: King Slayer I sentence you to death
>J: Now hol' up me majesty bloke. I am Aegon the 6th of my name of house Targaryn son of Rhager and Lyanna and you not be doing no such trite in my presence as that bloke killed me da riteful fooking king's fooking grandfatha
>D: You know I have dragons?
>J:

>all this seething at Greyjoy superiority and the inevitable ruling of the kingdoms once the war is over
lmaoing at you pathetic idiots

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aight

Unfortunately, the Night King resurrects 20 good men and defeats Stannis.

>Eyebrows McDragons

Ever tried cutting through metal?

a bit like this

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>It's a Bran sits around staring at people episode.

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Eddard Stark:
You understand why I did it?

Bran Stark:
Jon said he was a deserter.

Eddard Stark:
But you understand why I had to kill him.

Bran Stark:
Our way is the old way.

Eddard Stark:
The man who passes the sentence should swing the sword.

Bran Stark:
Is it true he saw the White Walkers?

Eddard Stark:
The White Walkers have been gone for thousands of years.

Bran Stark:
So he was lying?

Eddard Stark:
A madman sees what he sees.

i actually cut some steel pipes this morning with a grinder, easy job actually

Why they always sell out like this? It's not an acting role it is just a reason to cross dress on cam.

they couldnt miss out on the only dialogue material they have besides quips

Been cheering for Theon for many years now.

>Your sister betrayed us and you decided to abandon her and help us cause you thought it was the right thing to do?! And you came unguarded? All bets are off! Fuck you!
This is emmy-winning gripping entertainment

Obviously The Hound will be turned into a white walker, Arya will slay the white walker, and afterwards be in that crouched super hero pose and quip "another one off the list ;) !" in an extreme close up shot as a fireball explodes in the background

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I only recently got interested in GoT after reading the books and it's crazy to think about what these threads were like in the early seasons.

There were people who just never read the books but still participated? When things could've been spoiled for them by anyone at any time? Where there spoilers everywhere or did mods delete them or what? I can't imagine what it looked like.

Only if you can't get a Katana.

Only one of these is fake, can you spot it?

>You take great offense at dwarves jokes, but love telling eunuchs jokes, why is that ?
>Because I have... balls... and you don't.

>Too bad she'll die from pox
>Which one???

>How did you survive a knife to the chest
>I didn't

>What do dragons eat, anyway?
>Whatever they want

>I've never ridden a dragon
>You learn by riding a dragon

>What do I hold onto
>Whatever you can

>We could be a thousand years here
>We would be pretty old

>It's cold
>Then keep your queen warm

>If you want a whore, but it. If you want a Queen, earn it
>literally gives her vag away in less than 5 minutes from saying that

>They're stubborn as goats
>A goat bleets on screen

>She thinks she's smarter than everyone else
>She's the smartest person i know

>You left me to die
>First I robbed you

>I always knew you were just another rich girl
>You don't know any other rich girls
>*walks away*

>Stay back! he has blue eyes!
>My eyes were always blue!

>Jamie arrives in Winterfell to see Bran waiting for him
>Jamie says “Nice wheels”
>Bran responds “Nice hand”
>Jamie asks “Can i give you a push?”
>Bran simply smiles
>episode ends

BRAVO DABID
>BRAVO DABID
BRAVO DABID
>BRAVO DABID
BRAVO DABID
>BRAVO DABID
BRAVO DABID
>BRAVO DABID
BRAVO DABID
>BRAVO DABID

>20k men and 2k horses
is Cersei fucked? that's barely better than what Stannis had when got cucked at Winterfell

Polearms, followed by hammers.

Nah, the old night king was thinner, narrower shoulders, less defined V shape body, shorter, amd big lips that smeared across his face. Plus he just had a "gay" look about him. It's hard to explain. Gay people just have a look. Like when you look at Jussie Smollett, there is zero doubt that's a gay nigga. That's how the old Night King looked. I would put money that the original actor was gay.

The new one just has a stronger presence. He's more masculine, he's sharper, his facial features are refined, there's a level of regalness to him.

Every scene with Littlefinger.

Maybe you redditors wouldn't hit the bump limit so much if every single post wasn't trying being as attention whoring as possible.

He punches the Night King and his dragon, killing them in one hit, then he cuts off the fingers of everyone who contests him for the Iron Throne.
He will return, then you will bend the knee.

insecure manlet who went from a pretty alright character, to a bland beta

>I never learned how to ride a dragon
>You learn by riding a dragon

>what do I hang onto?
>whatever you can

>What does a dragon eat?
>Whatever it wants

B R A V O
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S T A N N I S
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Yeah, but he had to deal with Ramsay fucking Bolton. I hear he was shirtless too

It was not 100% dumb luck tough. The daughter literally saw the future and they moved away to avoid the disaster.
Even if all the old valyrians were big shot, only one Targaryen managed to saw the future and avoid it.

Victarion and Euron are the salvation of that house.

>nose ring

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#JusticeForAimee

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THERES NO TIME FOR THIS

How strong is the Night King anyway? That guy chucks a mean one-handed javelin. He's clearly stronger than 10 peak men combined

Arya dies this season

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Man, the Umber boy got fucking rekt. Thank god the Karstark lady didn't die, she has great tits.

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What the fuck is the ending of this show worth? It's not even the same story as the books, it can't end up in the same place.

Also If you're a bookfag you should have noped out as soon as they destroyed Robb Stark's character by making him betray the Freys for TWUE WUB instead of an actual understandable reason.

Morning star has the edge in my opinion

why is Bronn still in king's landing? anyone who isnt a retard would have run to Essos by now

YAAAAASSSSS

Lel aren't stannis use golden company too ? My sides they're the same guys who run away. Dany just need 20 good men.

What the FUCK is this bullshit? I thought stealth archers were nerfed in the last patch? How the FUCK are they still allowed to get the 4x sneak attack crit bonus? Everyone agreed this shit was broken as fuck, so why are these mary sue characters allowed this fucking bullshit? THIS NEEDS TO BE NERFED NOW.

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>"Let me tell you about the fat, nasty shit I just had!"
>"What do you mean it's gross? Shitting is a NATURAL part of life!"

/ourguy/

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He had 10k years to get buff, I'd be disappointed if he was a weak pussy

Hopefully, but since GoT started being a fanfic in season 7, they won't kill another Stark.

see He's pretty powerful. But he's not unbeatable

George said the ending is basically the same

he's as strong as the scene he's in requires, courtesy of Dabid and Dan.

She's betting on the living winning, but being so depleted in numbers as to be a push over for her fresh troops. If the dead win, she's fucked.

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None of us would be here without rape.
None of us would be here without murder.

it reads like

>whatever they want
lol you gotta admit that was a sick moment. gave each other the side eye and everything. buncha bad bitches

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Fuck, why didn't those medieval idiots use grinders in battle? Fucking morons.

It's like I'm playing Skyrim.

arent you fucked if you get stuck in an armor? you kill him maybe, but if on battlefield you are left weaponless, hammer is more reliable
with the stabby end on the back it's probably optimal

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Heh, guess what the devs are playing

Because the plot compels him to have a moral crisis

Don't act like you don't want to know what happens next faggot.

My knee will always be bent for His Grace.

who's your favorite minor character that died years ago?

>Didn't he have some badass thoughts about cowards wearing leather instead of plate when sailing?
All the faggots from shield islands didn't wear armor cuz afraid of drowning. Only the captain that cuts Victarion's hand is in plate and he calls him a brave man, almost ironborn.
t. rereading AFFC right now

THE RAPE SANSA

IT WAS BEAUTIFUL

I really hope it's not going to be a generic good guy wins ending
at least kill off the rest of the dragons
Also watch Iron islands get fucked by ice dragon

R E P E A L

Is this shirt about the Fifteenth Amendment to the United States Constitution?

authors are hacks

The horn of Joramun presumably, but since he got a dragon he didn't need to look for it

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he is looking for the bad poosy, he thinks she is still alive in the dungeons of KL

if he got to see those tits with a compliment, what will he get if he saves her life

I guess Ygritte, she was hot.

>You left me to die
>And robbed you
>You are a cold hearted bitch aren't you. Maybe that's why you lived so long

>Why is it not ok to mock your dwarfism, but you can mock eunics
>Because I got balls
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

>Sansa will never listen to s old lonely men
>Old like you
OOOOOOOOOH SHITTTTT

And when Theon freed his sister (cousin?). She responses with knocking him down. You wouldn't do that to who freed you regardless.

It was all so tiresome. All of the characters, always engaged in some EPIC RAP BATTLE ROTFLMAO XD whenever on screen.

He's not leaving until he's fucked every whore in the city.

What's the significance of the spiral pattern on the wall?
Please spoil me.

i want them to fuck

I remember that dude, he was cool. Later Vicarion feels a bit bad seeing all the women getting raped cause he figures that dudes wife is probably among them.

Butterface

I refuse to believe that.
A Song of Ice and Fire isn't exactly high literature, but Gurm isn't enough of a hack to write a story where you could remove half the characters and 3/4s of the plot threads and end up with the same conclusion.

children of the forest symbol

Her face wasn't that bad.

Lord o' Bones.

That Danny handmaiden that she locked in a dungeon who stole her dragons. She was hotter.

Coster has the better technique, but Waldau has all the sly tactics. Hard to decide.

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i know it shouldn't, but it surprises me how much normies are loving these scenes. every unfunny quip and "badass mofo" moment and everyone is going crazy.

i guess i'm just bitter. but i felt more pandered and condescended to this episode than perhaps any other.

Watching Jon and Dany have a comical lack of chemistry has made me miss Ygritte and her ridiculous accent banter so much.

remember how sam found the horn at the fist of the first men and then the writers proceeded to pretend that never happened or mattered at all

The wolf is of the north
She deserves better than a butcher

Yoren

No it isn't. One of them has two iron hands.

Fuck game of thrones..the show sucks.
Go watch The Wire again.

I’ve got a fuddy aught six that would probably be better

So why the fuck did they cut Vicky?
>only badass ironborn in the story
>wears full plate armor at sea because he doesn’t fear drowning
>has a volcanic god hand
>has a horn that can control dragons
>is so autistic he doesn’t know what monkeys are

Nothing beats the Islander who knee's Theon in the "balls" 3 or 4 times very hard and Theon acts like he has a steel plate there.

I hate her. All I was thinking during this scene was "well I guess nobody gives a shit about poor farmer boys then, right ? Ooooh you mean it happened before ?"

Two years ago, to be precise.

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those are basically facebook comments roasts, you ever seen how insane those guys go for a good comeback?

All the more to clobber you with.

THIS. why are we supposed to root for jon and dany? their shitty plan doomed everyone

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based

I’M DYING

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Daily reminder that Stannis of the House Baratheon, First of His Name """""""""died""""""""" off screen. He will come back, kill the Night King, reveal himself as Azor Ahai, and force everyone else to bend the knee. Screencap this.

They tried to cut the entire Greyjoy arc. The amount of ships that Victarion brings with him to Mereen was the amount that Daario just so happened to capture offscreen for Dany. I guess when they finally sat down with George to discuss the ending they were told that the Greyjoys or at least Euron are quite important to the final battle so had to hastily add some of them back in.

the FOOKIN LEGEND

youtu.be/2ewcnjd-SlY?t=27

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Maybe it’s the AIDS ridden faggotry that’s scary but I found the old one more frightening

Precisely. Motherfucker be like "go-go-gadget iron punch" and when you think he's done you get another. Fuck that.

I mean, we have no knowledge of whether that actually mattered or not in the books, so we can't pretend it's some huge plot point that's missed. It might actually not mean a fucking thing.

Reminder that the frogs walking castle still exists but we will never see it

So who will wield Heartsbane /got/?

You can bet your ass she’ll choose Drogon as her champion just like her daddy dearest.

If Bran saves /ourboy/ I’ll take back everything I said about him.

Jorah.

Dagger, you wrestle the armored opponent to the ground and then press a dagger through his eye socket

>Kinslayer
>Rapist
Why do people like Jaime?

GOD

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Jorah

>there used to be actual chemistry in this show

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True

Have to admit, when Jon told Dany northerners don't trust outsiders and then her dragons flew over and made everyone piss themselves, I really loved her smug self-satisfied smirk

CERSEI DIES, TYRION DIES, DANNY AND JON WIN.

Summer

She still has much of the Lannister army though, right? Or did Danny toast most of them?

wololo

what happened to robin arryn? where is ghost?

and yeah why dont any of the northerners do shit

12 moons is one year. And winter is not natural in ASoIaF. In book Bran seen "heart of winter" in his dream.

I can't think of any plot threads in the books like this that haven't come back to mean something later. In the books I think it's pretty safe to assume the horn Sam has is the real horn of winter, GRRM has made careful note to put repeated reminders that Sam still has the horn with him.

Vic is obviously not going to survive the Battle of Meereen, user.

That's supposed to be Jon Snow? was the artist blind?

lol @ that trogdor looking dragon on the right

yeah no, obviously not a bookfag

Mance

Robin is confirmed for the season.
D&D hate spending money on Ghost because they are semites.

>Following a leader who blindly trusts a woman

I miss old GoT

Most probably toasted, guess she still has some thousands.

Kit literally married Rose so their chemistry wasn't fake even if her accent was.

the second myrcella baratheon, first of her name

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I'm more concerned to what happened to the entirety of the Baratheon lands

Bend the knee

Daily reminder that showfags are the reason why they will never go full aerys with daenerys

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Robin's gone through puberty and will reappear looking like this.

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its impossible to be 100% correct. Joff was on the list and some other that are now dead she didnt kill.

Cersei is 'still' on the list, and the witch foretold her dying to one of her brothers.

God bless you for reminding me of the legend of Gin Alley

>Oh it sure is cold up here in Winterfell
>Well stand by the forge then
WOW EPIC BANTS FROM ARYA XD

>That's new.. Valerian Steel. I knew you were like any rich girl
>But (fuck if I know the names of different characters), you don't know any other rich girls
WWOOOOW SO FUCKING EPIC AND JUST A FEW SECONDS AFTER THE LAST BTFO!

I'm guessing the scenes with banter took and no relevance was 60% of the episode all together.

Jeez that's harsh. You don't have to put gay people down that hard. They're alright. But you know who the old night king really reminds me off? Sylar from Heroes. The old Night King was a Zachary Quinto, looking motherfucker.

So did any of the leaks line up with Episode 1?

do they even have any heir left? or all to Cersei and fuck it

Apparently the Braavosi, who hate slavery and were once slaves themselves, are upset that Dany disrupted the slave trade and forwarded a loan to Cersei after she paid of the last one with Highgarden's riches.

>Clapping as wh*te men burn to death
Yeah the husband is clearly getting cucked

they're like a different species
its like autism but at the opposite extreme, what a fake and insincere person

women were a mistake

>Daenerys will need somewhere to retreat if they can't hold the north
>Somewhere the dead can't go

Uh, they already have that you fucking brainlet, it's called DRAGONSTONE, it's an Island.

Also, fucking ironborn brainlets, no one wants to go to your shitstained rocks you call home.

>our
cripplechan is eightchan

MAKE A NEW THREAD BEFORE I PISS MYSELF

The Greyjoys could have been awesome but of course there isn't a single decent writer in hollywood. They could have had badass Victarion and Shady Euron but no, that's too interesting, let's just mash them up and make him a 1-dimensional sleaze that just wants to hump cersei.

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The one with two good hands beats the one with two prosthetics

Is that...is that what Americans look like?

I'd be down with that
The final episode will just be a wrestling match between him and the night king and will end with Robin breaking him apart

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we all know this episode wasn't very good but what DID you like about it, /got/?

the guy acts pretty normally. you can tell he has natural reactions to whats happening but is forcing himself to do a little extra because the vagina is in the room

The dead can't swim but they can fly now moron

Half of Stannis army deserted him (some had likely gone to Winterfell), after that he burned Shireen where another half left with the remaining horses. And since we mostly saw nothing but horses attacking Stannis it's safe to assume they were his men previously.

how do you discern them from someone who's genuinely entusiastic about something tho

ur mum lol

>DRAGONSTONE
>Dragonstone has stone dragon in book
>This Stannis plotline was cut

Someone remind me why did Jamie went to Winterfell in incognito?

It will go like this, and I'm not even memeing
>Jaime and Daenerys come across eachother
>they share an intense stare
>D: "You murdered my father."
>J: "Well, he would have murdered the entire city of KL"
>D: "I don't believe you. You will die"
>Jon gives a bullshit speech about the dead and the living
>D: "lmao ok cool, you're right we're cool"

every fucking reunion/meeting with two people who should hate one another. What the fuck.

Stop staring at me pls

>quip to a legit question
yea fucking epic dude lmao

Holy shit she was good. No wonder Kit married her IRL. She's not pretty but her character is so nice.

>Jeor
>Luwin
>Mance
>Maybe Myranda?

This. The natural reaction is realizing how horrific the attack is. Not cheer "YAAAAAS" and clapping.

the contents can be debatable, but the form is good, they care about the job they did

stop

to avoid Bran

Beric

pretty much everything from frikidoctor

I genuinely thought "is this some small fort outside Winterfell?"

Oh no its actually the main castle in the north...bravo

The actor's 19 now.

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oh i dont know maybe because the last time he was that far north he got put in chains and a cage and nearly executed multiple times

looks cool

She openly admitted the season prior that her father was evil.
Of course I expect this will be forgotten by the writers anyway

Because its a mediocre shot from a television adaptation that she's being so over the top about

NEW THREAD

NEW THREAD

NEW THREAD

NEW THREAD

NEW THREAD

NEW THREAD

NEW THREAD

NEW THREAD

NEW THREAD

To team up with Bran for cripple adventures

he didnt, he just went there and that's it
obviously took hours instead of the month that bobby needed when went there at episode 1

No, I meant why he went north at all?

Hiding behind Sansa

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The Umber kid getting blown the fuck out so hard they actually turned him into a character from the Thing. In Game of Thrones.

to fight for the living

holy shit dude pay attention a child could follow the story

>Last episode of season 7 shows winter coming to king's landing
>Next episode of new season king's landing looks warm and like it's summer again

???

Im don’t with gays. Also Sylar is a gay himself so it doesn’t really help that you just said he reminds you of another diseased person.
Excellent taste

More like he pushed a ten year old boy out of a tower.
Jaime was captured by Robb in the Riverlands

The scene with Jon and Sam in the crypt. The rest is pretty much Marvel garbage. When Sam tells Jon that Dany murdered his parents, I was just like "damn, Kit can act"

>It's an "autism makes me hate facial expressions" episode again

The winter is "Coming" since fucking Season 1 Episode 1 and still not here.

She could be a little annoying but at least it was a thousand times more genuine than
>how do i ride this dangerous creature that could bite me or throw me off at any second
>lollll you win or you die sweaty :)

top fucking kek

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>Cersei and Jaime pledged their aid to fight in the Long Night.
>Cersei revealed to Jaime she was lying
>Jaime didn't want to break his vow, so headed north alone

That's one thing that really pissed me off. Jon's first love died in his arms, and he didn't even remember her. She's the only girl he had sex with. I know Dany went through similar shit as well, but I found Jon's story much more tragic. Disappointed he apparently forgot about Ygritte when she meant so much to him.

The scene at last hearth

>magic

glass cannon faggot

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>Also Sylar is a gay himself so it doesn’t really help that you just said he reminds you of another diseased person.
It helps describe what I mean, when I say the old night king had gay face.
Sorry you're a bigot, and that I've ruined your day by saying your favorite character looks gay.

Remembering a tragic loss isn't a funny quip user, the show needs more funny quips.

No one describes sickness better than GRRM

callbacks to episode 1

Because he's proven himself to the people of the North and the Free Folk and the Night's Watch.

Literally the only redeeming part of AFFC

Fuck off faggot, Stannis doesn't look remotely gay.

It's fine you sperg.

Umm.... who wants to tell her?

Doesn't he marry a complete nobody in the books?

Underrated

Syrio Forel

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