Shazam!

Darla was best girl. Prove me wrong.

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I want to fuck and impregnate her

She has the mind of a 8 y/o in a 25-30 y/o woman. Are you sure?

Regular Mary > Darla shazam

Ok
You are G A Y!

yikes

JUST NO

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Darla was fucking precious.

Mary is straight-up wife material. He acceptance letter scene melted my heart.

>Darla wanted to hug Billy
Was Billy a bad boy for not doing it?

Better

Dude thats a kid

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>Mr.Mind as villain for the sequel
The movie was so goofy and funny,I hope they do something like pic related in the second film. I hope Shazam shapes up to be a kino trilogy. Like holy shit,this is how Superman should be in tone.
Also,a SUPERHERO MOVIE WITH FUCKING MORALS.That was nice to see for once.

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Mr. Mind is so fucking based.

He really is,hopefully he is this funny in the sequel and hopefully third film. I still think Black Adam should be the main villain in the sequel as he was freed by Sivanna and Mr.Mind while the monster society of evil and gigantic Mr.Mind should be in the third film to finish the trilogy. Mr.Mind is just way too big as a villain to be wasted in the second film.

Anyone else loved the father and family?

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And? She has the body of a 25-30 year old woman
Mary is ok by your logic?

no blacks

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Absolutely agree. Why is it so easy to make the leap from whimsy to somewhere upwards of 8 on the spook scale?

Why is the energizer bunny part of the crew?

Yes. I loved the character. It was so good to see just good, ordinary people have such a large role in the story.

Billy wasn't ready yet for a family

Fuck off
Black queens win

>tfw this is the first superhero movie for family and KIDS
As it should be. Fuck edgy garbage and Marvel's adult/teen shit. This was fun. And reminded me of the old superman films. And spiderman too by Sam Raimi.

Is there some lore around why he wears the speaker? If not, I have a great explanation for it.

Hope we get a black Adams movie set in ancient Egypt . He kills the wizards but Shazam manages to exile him to some realm where he is trapped
Sivana and Mind free him in part 2
Then part 3 is monster society and billy needs to team up with Adam to stop him from destroying the world

no blacks

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Hoppy came from a cartoon animal universe
(Where as Tawky was a bioengineered tiger)
I assume they will both be from the BeastRealm in the shazam comic and sequel (streamlines it a bit more I guess)

Kys faggot

Black Adam is set to film next year,that's what the Rock said.

Is Yea Forums ready for Shazamverse?

God damn, Freddy's looking cute as fuck

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No.
Blacks.

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Fuck yes!

I want Adam to have been the reason there *is*a Sahara Desert.

True but I read that it was going to be set in modern day kariaq (or whatever his fake country is called)
Would rather a fantasy set ancient Egypt adventure

>Meagan Good
Mmhmm. Had to do a double take to make sure it was really her, thought she was a little too high class for a ten minute capeshit role. Not complaining if it gets her in skimpy short skirts though.

Who will Kevin Hart play in the black adam movie ?

Why it was a huge flop

Kys marveldrone

I love black chicks so who cares.
I know it's said to be a prequel set in egypt fantasy with Hawkman and others.

>I love black chicks so who cares.

Gross

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Why do so many say Shazam is sjw?
The film has:
>two white superheroes as leads
Isn't this good? They didn't blackwas anuone(who wasn't already blackwashed,the Wizard was already black in new 52 and the foster kids were like in the movie because this film took inspiration from New 52). The blondeboy became brunette but that's fine because I hate blondes myself(I'm a brunette white male).
The villain was understandable,black guy died in the beginning and he was the reason Sivanna turned evil(that and 7 sins that corupted him even more). The foster kids wereall well donecharacters and it didn't feel forces.
Why hate this film and not Captain Marvel,Star Wars The Last Jedi and others like that which actually felt forces wiith horrible actors and teribly written characters?
Why so much blind hate on Shazam? The film isn't perfect but it's a well done family film that has HEART and LOVE put into it.

The ffects were great,the 7 deadly sins felt real.

Nope, shit 2D characters. If they had to have white people for the roles they would have needed to at least attempt to give them character beyond a minority doing good.

>Prove me wrong
I won't, because you're right.

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PLEASE IGNORE THE DISNEYDRONES THAT WANT TO DESTROY? COMFY SHAZAM THREAD

POST MR MIND

It was a good movie but all the notably good people where minorities, 2 black women in a row cast as the social workers. Foster families are also predominantly white IRL. I don't recall a single person doing something wrong that wasn't a white actor, when that women was getting attacked and you couldn't make out the attacker, I knew it would be a white guy. Also both of the main white teens are Jews.

How about yes?

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Who cares of the are jewish? Levi is white

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Better?

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Leaked Shazam 3 Sivanna and Mr.Mind scene

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Are you g a y?

I would have agreed with a you few years ago but now Hollywoods go full hog on this "too white" shit and pretending it cares about equal representation I see no reason not to highlight that SJW's are spineless pussies in the face of Jewish nepotism.

>7 thrones
>6 shazams
Who's the 7th?

>Unite the 7
>7 seas
Why is DCEU obssesed with 7?

Mr. Mind is too cute for me to take seriously.

That's the number of perfection

DC is decadence, disease, putridness...they're Nurgle

Why are DC actors so nice with each other while Marvel ones...mostly hate each other..?

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>Man of Steel-1
>BvS-2
>SS-3
>WW-4
>JL-5
>Aquaman-6
>Shazam-7
Ummm...guys????

Fuck off withyour company wars bullshit drone

This

CUTE!

Absolute evil has never been cuter.

Based transdimensional, Lovecraftian eater of time.

If you have sex with a 10 year old girl while she's in a 30 year old's body...

Nah I don't care I'd still do it.

Imagine if she turned back halfway through

Stop posting comics on Yea Forums.

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That’s how he gets you!

Nudes?

Hot,more?

She's actually 8 y/o...

>She's actually 8 y/o...

It's awwwright

user,Darla is too pure for this. She would laugh if you started doing something sexual and then get disgusted and cry....protect Darla!

>I want Adam to have been the reason there *is*a Sahara Desert.
This would be tops.

>the 7th
Black Adam

>why obsessed?
It’s a number of power in magic. In numerology and the Kabbalah, it’s the number of perfection, an aspect of the godhead. It descends into the mortal sphere in various forms.

>7 wizards
>7 kingdoms
>7 champions
>7 soldiers
>

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Bingo.

>"fuck that kid up"
Has Marvel ever done this?

Ben Affleck, Winstead, Smollett-Bell, and Amber Heard are red flags though

Why do I feel bad for him? Is it the power of cuteness? Is it really so much to ask that the world end in not in a bang, not a whimper, but a “d’awwwwwww?”

>not wearing pants

Thats a YIKES from me

It's
>shoot him 45 times...in the heart! I'll count
It's just too hilarious

Ikr,read pic Related

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>this is considered the best dcu movie
Just end this franchise already, they went from best to worst

Fuck off

For me, it’s him feeling bad that the doomsday device he worked so hard on doesn’t work. I want to comfort the unspeakably evil caterpillar.

cringe Snyderfag

>Kill Everybody
Fucking kek.

This is pure fucking gold.

I would fucking die if they actually had the balls to name the sequel Shazam: Mind Kampf.

Fuck off brainlet, enjoy your new fast food sevice dcu

>Food analogy

Do you suppose that kid wanted a labrador, or he just wanted to know how to spell it

wives dont get finger banged by Guy Gardner

If you’re on the level, I recommend giving this one a chance. Yes, it’s kid-friendly, but it’s far from brainless. Basically every other word out of Freddy’s mouth speaks to what Snyder’s fans have been saying for years. This is a family-friendly kid’s film set in the world he built. Smartly told, too.

>far from brainless
I know the bar its so fucking low for dc movies but dont kid yourself for this one

Kek. I would kill for a Gardner movie.

Mark Walhberg might play Guy Gardner Or Boostergold

Pillow. Turd.

Wahlberg is fucking perfect for Gardner. We need a bland Chad for Booster.

Booster has to look young and charismatic, just to ruin it every time he opens his mouth.

Exactly.

Who would you cast for Ted Kord, or barring him, the Blue Beetle? Personally, I’d go with the magical incarnation.

Darla is your lil sister. What do?

Be her brother.

And she will be a good sister.

I liked the scene where they’re first telling her about Billy and Freddy says something like, “If you want this to sound less crazy, maybe don’t start with the Wizard part.”

But user, I'm only this many years old!

*holds up 8 fingers*

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That’s a bitchin suit.

Yeah, it's much better the other way around. Like in my eroge maga

Ok

>tell your adoptive father that you're a superhero
>get chewed out for endangering the rest of the family
Yes, he was pretty based. Also the lightbulb quip worked.

As opposed to regular women (aka 9) lool

I love how alt white bois are just as obsessed with identity politics as their SJW counterparts yet are completely oblivious of it.

Call me when you're this, okay

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Fucking based.

bet you didn't even noticed his mom lived on the 7th floor

Mr.Mind plushy WHEN?

Black Adam is 7th
That's why billy needs black adam to defeat Mr Mind in Shazam 3: monster society of evil

Darla was super cute. 10/10 would adopt.

In apartment 707.

Why not adopt your own child Yea Forums

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> She touches your bicep

> You don't touch her tits right back

Confirmed for fag.

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Why does DC love to cast so many big guys in their movies?

>leaked own nudes
Weird Ive never seen them?

WhereWhere?

because I'm too insecure about my inability to take care of a child, let alone myself, but choose to disguise that with a false sense of superiority by claiming that I would only father a child of my own seed because to father someone elses child is to be a cuck regardless of circumstance

Good

>Confirmed for fag.
Please fag with me

But she is 8th!

>adult version has beard
confirmed for fag

Please fag with me

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Lies.

so like a regular woman?