/GoT/ - Game of Thrones

It was a boring as fuck episode and literally nothing happened. Don't pretend otherwise. There is nothing to discuss.

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To be fair they hyped up King in the North too hard at the end of S6 and it just means fuck all.

This is a real spoiler. Do not hover over this if you don't want the first major twist ruined for you. Leak comes from the same person as the accurate episode 1 leaks.

So in the first battle against the walkers we find out that dragon glass doesn't actually work against walkers. The night king simply dissipates the resurrection of his minions when they get hit with dragon glass because he can feel it. Fire is their only real weakness so he tricked men into relying on weapons instead of fire. Valyrian steel still works for some reason but it's not explained in the episode.

She wanted Jon Snow dick and now she's jealous

bad pusy

She dies in child birth. Jon declines the throne and names Sam regent until his and Danys daughter comes of age.

Fuck off

>i can only process one task at a time
If they die then amen, but if they live they will have to be slaves to the targ inbreed just after they got their freedom.

Wow thanks for ''spoiling'' the lamest fucking element in the entire series. Here's an actual leak, do not hover over this if you do not want to be actually spoiled
at the end, Jon stabs Cersei but as he lifts his head, he sees Cersei standing in the doorframe. Jon stares down at what he stabs and he sees that he stabbed Mario. ''JON SNOW SITS ON THE COMPETITION''
We then get gameplay footage. His Specials are mostly about throwing his sword and controlling Ghost. The rest of the time, he's just another Marth

I only miss the hottie with nice tits, the rest are trash

the writers are trying (and failing) to bring back the diplomacy plots. remember the first season? it was politics and diplomacy, and not muh magic and zombies.

>No one's ever really gone

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1, 3, 2

She's looking more and more like that retarded little girl statue on Wall St. retardedly standing in the way of a bull economy.

People legit thought Cersei was asking him to kill Jamie. It's like they don't even remember this scene.

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Stannis lives

This so much, thirsty femcel

>daughter
it will be a boy. Ned Targaryen

disgusting dykes.

arya will use his face?

see this

Reminder that Stannis is a top tier strategist and is just playing 5D chess to kill Danny and the rest of his enemies.

new season is pure kino and you faggots just can't comprehend it

>all reunion
>preparation for war
>can't remember her name greyjoy saved
>jon finding out his real parents

>episode 1

stop baiting dumb frogposter

it turns out in the end that the whole thing takes place inside the eye of a blue eyed giant

Does he have a tipper? What's his recovery like?

Claiming this thread for the rightfull king

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Where is she bros?

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You would have to be a retard not to comprehend this crap, it's written for idiots.

>Arya is getting her own spinoff about her hunting Euryon across the planet as he flees justice and tries to awaken the drowned God
Don't know how I feel about this

AAAAAGH

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She was asking him to kill both. Qyburn says as much in the scene itself. But yeah, the crossbow thing was an obvious callback to Tywin.

You sound like a cuckoberto lmao

not at all
I only wish bad pussy had done another nude scene

I'm not speculating retard. These are real leaks.

BUT BUT KHALEESI

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Forgotten with the rest of the interesting characters

Source: Dude, trust me

you're getting whitewalkers and wights mixed up

Are there any leaks for the next episode?

Best thing about them was dying

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aaaghh...

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*SMACKS LIPS*

YAAAAASSSSS YOU GOOO KHALIIIIIIIIISEEEEEEEE YAAAAAAAASS BITCH SLAAAAAAAY

Hey, is the book or whatever out, basically what are some real big season 8 spoilers, I wanna ruin normalfags day.

I hope it does, and every one dies, then it pulls back MiB style with MiB music out of Westeros, planetos, galaxyos, etc. etc. until we're faced with a huge Illumination Studios giant, it winks knowingly at the camera, then cuts to black.

>Cersei: "I'm going to hire an assassin to kill Tyrone."
>Cersei: "I know, Bronn, Tyrion's former travelling companion and bodyguard."
Was it autism?

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so they didn't have brienne talking in this episode because they have to pay them more when they talk same with jaime

So what was actually good about the episode? The only instance I might consider decent was the 10 seconds Davos was on screen. Everything else was just bad, awkward and unnatural.

then you dumb

He's a Reyne, he has been planning to all along.

Best characters in this shitshow are
>jaime
>jorah
>davos
>euron
>jon

You can't prove me wrong

Can someone give me a quick rundown on seasons 5-7?

God I want her to fist me and call me worthless and piss on me

She asked to kill both.

Dumbledore dies at the end.

Maario Naharis

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also sam

>people always say "your favourite character can die at any moment, that's so fun about GoT!"
>Jorah was my favourite from the start

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Jamie is on trial
Tyrion saves him
They execute Tyrion

They should bring her back to continually rez Baric now that Thoros is dead.

The entire point of cersei is that she has autism

There are really people here who still think offscreen deaths count as deaths. Brienne sparred Stannis, and told him to go into exile and that she would call him to serve when he is needed. He will return as the Prince that was Promised wielding a sword of fire and fuck the Night King up

DRAKARYS

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You're not funny redditor, you won't protect your underage friends from me.

This show used to be so good. Remember season 6? Those were the good old days...

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Based!

Based

Will cordy show up in season 8?

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where is he

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they won't execute him

No, it hurts most at the MIDDLE of the blade. His recovery is the same as DHD except it's the wildling guy with the animals that lifts him up. His down b is indeed a counter

They look the same to me.

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who here /jansa/?

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>Stannis
>dead

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Ned Stark dies

QUIIIIIBBBS

>why do you tell eunuch jokes if you are offended by dwarf jokes?
>because I have... BALLS.

>how did you survive a knife to the chest
>i didn't

>to bad she'll die from pox
>which one???

>I never learned how to ride a dragon
>You learn by riding a dragon

>I knew you were like the other rich girls
>You don't KNOW any rich girls

>LOOK OUT HE'S GOT BLUE EYES
>I'VE ALWAYS HAD BLUE EYES

>what do I hang onto?
>whatever you can

>What does a dragon eat?
>Whatever it wants

Based

Nawitendzz

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I think that only applies to extras. Main characters have already negotiated their contracts.

this is so cringe.

THEEEE WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE IS A BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAARRRRR

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Why would they put an ally on trial?

He's using Arya's face

He hasn't debunked you yet because he can't.

AAAAAARRGHHHH SAVE ME DORNE

>Your favorite character can die at any moment
When was this ever true in the show? All the "suprise" deaths were in the books. The show has played things incredibly safe ever since.

wiki says he's already dead, try harder
It doesn't even have to be a real spoiler, just make it believeble and painful

>that guy that posts this then posts "based" 3 times afterward

Will Mel come back in time for her death in Westeros?

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The "rightful heir to the throne" and all the "bend the knee" shit is the stupidest thing in this story, and now pointless drama will be created around Jon vs dany

why the guards didn't do shit

>that disgusting underbite

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Everybody hates Jamie. If they don't, the Goblin will kill him.

Looks cool and all, but shouldn't the fur be on the inside to actually keep you warm?

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>we were somehow supposed to root for these characters
why did they even try making it sad when based euron killed them?

I don't

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>naked apron
based

>give Bronn a crossbow and some shitty gold to kill the Lannister brothers
>all Bronn wants is a fucking castle and wife

Why not a faceless man? Shit they were paid to kill some nameless insurance swindler. Surely the crown could afford one or two.

Exactly. There's no merit whatsoever to the "spoiler".

>furs, how do they work?

Stop this insanity Robert

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after all, animals have their fur inside

Why are bump limits at 300 on Yea Forums when it moves just as fast as Yea Forums? Its kind of retarded

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Well yeah, if they die they die, if they win they'll have to bend the knee to some Targaryen fucking shit. It's a loss -loss situation

It was NK who prepared that store for Sam to find.

Dany is going mad and doesn't trust him. Tyrion betrays her to save Jaimie. He lets Jaimie free (like Jaimie did to him), and Dany roasts him with a dragon. Jaimie makes it away alive.

Yeah that why your hair grows into your skull rather than out of it. Oh wait-

>areo hotah in the books is white and really good bodygaurd
>defeats some kingsgaurd dude and scares off darkstar
>in the tv show he's a black dude who dies like the biggest bitch in westeros
I completely forgot that shit happened in Dorne. What a fucking trainwreck.

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shouldn't they be wearing hats to keep warm?
shouldn't the dothraki be wearing... anything?

the fur makes air trapped so the heat of the body is not easily transferred to the cold air. why do you think fur grows on the outside?

Ask D&D.

>Tyrion chides Theon for insulting him for being a dwarf in their first encounter
>in reality it was Tyrion mocking Theon for being a ward completely unprovoked and Theon being fairly polite to Tyrion beforehand

>the reason the crown doesn't get destroyed by the north is the support of the Tyrells
>the reason Renly can contest the throne and Stannis sees him as a threat is because of the support of the Tyrells
>season 7 pretends that the Tyrells don't have a strong military

The show just handwaves these issues constantly, sometimes for major plotpoints.

Autism.

I thought it was alright, it's clearly better when they barely write any dialogue rather than shit out what they think sounds like GRRM. I thought they'd milk it a bit more, will it be filler until the last episode again?

Bashir really didn't deserve that. He honestly didn't do anything wrong and the Sand Sneks are insane.

Now that’s a based pic

>If you kill the king, everyone just accepts you as leader
I thought this show was supposed to have decent political plots

Bran needs to go back in time and fuck up young Ned to the point he kills himself, destroying the entire Stark line and imploding the universe. Now that I would watch.

No. Wolf fur naturally keeps frost off. Source: I have a wolf fur lined hood for sled dog racing.

>his wife, Nigga Nigga
What did GRRM mean by this?

>weaboo samurai armor
>prosthetic arm
>best sword in the series
>chad

Why is Jamie not the MC again?

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She was never interesting in the slightest. I don't know why she gets talked about so much, as if she's a major character. She's just a random priest, who said some vague spooky shit.

I don't get why Bran was so upset at the beginning that they didn't have time for introductions, then proceeded to just chill for the entire episode. Annoying and unnecessary forced drama.

Why are they killing Bashir?

It's time once again brother. Justice for Stannis.

boring filler episode

>Bran tell everybody that Cersei is betraying them
>his brother, the guy who kill Ned soldiers and threw Bran from a window, with no use because nobody will follow him and can't even hold a sword, arrives to "help" them
>Jamie also kill the father of Dany

I honestly forgot they died. Christ I forgot so much about Season 7. It was that shit

It's poetic justice. Tyrion is killed by his friend with the weapon he used to kill his father.

fuck me i hate that zoomer colon format shit off back to plebbit
nobody:
you: the gayest man alive

Nah man. His wife Nissan, as opposed to his concubine, Datsun.

robbed of a sex scene

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sooooo euron left nobody to defend the iron islands you know like a dozen men to hold pyke or something no? yara is just gonna waltz in there with her 3 ships conquer it all

I wish I was her foot licking whipping boy.

Could be Cersei wanted a more personal touch or she's broke after gettting the golden company, wagon of gold cheaper than a faceless man regardless.

are you guys fucking retarded? Inconsistencies are up to the people making the show, not the people that leak them.

She is one of the few good loking actors

Looks cool and all, but shouldn't the fur be outside to actually keep you warm?

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>the mad quipping queen makes sam cry
now compare this to his scene with stannis
"people" will defend this

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She said she wanted her treasonous brothers dead. Could you just not hear the S?

>NK prepares store for Sam to find
>while digging in the snow
>in a random spot for a latrine
>on the top of a mountain that is rarely frequented by wildlings and night's watch alike
>under a few good feet of snow

Okay.

D&D are clearly trying to do a "ooh is bronn gonna kill them" plot which will end with Bronn obviously not killing them. The problem is it makes no fucking sense in the first place because Cersei and Qyburn obviously know Bronn isn't going to betray Jaime and Tyrion and would never go to him for this sort of job. It's so fucking contrived.

From the way he was introduced to the episode, he is.

the fur makes air trapped so the heat of the body is not easily transferred to the cold air. why do you think fur grows on the outside?

what kind of dumpster fire post is this?

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>I saw it Jaime, the incest
>it was beautiful

He was poisoned by his enemies.
To avenge his brother, they kill him and the rest of his family, which is also their own family.

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Nope, the shows been ahead of the books since Jon died

bronn is going to abandon his quest and join tyrion and jamie

Are you retarded? The leak is obviously fake and has no source.

and they set up the plot so that the nights watch has to warn them when bran exists

No: :)

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>water, lion, wife
So Jon is going to kill Euron, Jaimie, and Dany?

D&D.

It was bad writing

>a man denied his finger in the bum

The little Umber boy manages to ride from Winterfell to Last Hearth and then proceeds to get killed in less than a day but it's the teleporting cripple that bugs you?

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>MC
What is MC?

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is this supposed to be victorian or whatever his name is? pretty sure he's in the middle of the sea chucking priests off boats

He's sitting around being pissed because nobody is listening to his warnings. He screams about NK and Kelly C is still in bend de nee mode with everyone she meets.

He is. He is going to be the one to fullfill the Ahor Azai prophecy when he kills Cersei.

>weaboo samurai sword
>prosthetic arm
>chad
is this a sekiro crossover?

massive chad

Can Daenerys and Arya become more insufferable?

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Yeah. The Umber lad wasn't an autistic who spouts off inane shit at innapropriate times in a monotone voice.

Eh, he still has Ezri.

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Looks cool and all, but shouldn't the hair be on the inside to actually keep you warm?

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Who's your favorite character? Mine is Jon Snow. He's literally me.

Nah, he wouldn't have saved Jamie in 7 if he could let the dude die. He picked Jamie over a bag of gold, that solidifies his moral ambiguity as money being important but not the most important.

He'll try to do it, but he won't be able to let himself do it and it'll end up getting him killed somehow.

get grinched fag

>wanting to watch cersei actress disgusting bodt after another pregnancy

for real though

is cleganebowl still on?

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sekiro is a shinobi, not a samurai.

So /got/..... ever make the 7?

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Watch the dragon demand's newest video. It explains the Dorne problem from a completely different angle. Everyone is trying to rationalize it as like creative decisions that didn't quite jive. Or scheduling, or favoritism for the actress. And that last one is halfright. The truth is, the writer simply has a fetish for racially ambiguous brown women. And the Dragon Demands breaks it all down in excruciating detail, which is his style.

The tl;dr, is that Dorne was just a way for the writer to fit in his fetish.

He's playing over 9000d chess.

I think it kinda makes sense since Bronn would be able to get near him without raising suspicion and who would expect a scumbag like him to have feelings for the midget

HE WAS A GOOD FRIEND. Srsly I'm starting to believe that one of the GoT writers has to be hard Yea Forums lurker or poster. This shit is really funny

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They've been setting up Arya to do her assassin crap for a while now. She's going to have some cringe ass payoff coming up.

Main Character

>She is the smartest person I know
What actually """""smart'"""" move Sansa ever done? She was just behaving herself untill someone resque her and then used magic wombo jombo to """""oustmasrt"""" CIA.
What's so smart about that?

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What is Hype may never die.

You sound butthurt over the fact that leaks are somehow inconsistent within the shows own internal logic even though season 7 quite blatantly violated that logic everywhere. When the Sansa/Arya plotline was leaked in season 7 we also got people screaming their fucking lungs out that it was stupid and fake and didn't make sense. Yes. It doesn't make sense. Yes it's stupid. Yes it violates something that was setup in earlier seasons. Just like season 7. What's your point.

Didn't Jazz get a TLC show after this?

Fuck off Kit

I have a big suspicion Arya will shoot him with a bow.

She's a complete IG thot, but you knew that already.

Sept of Balor exploding wasn't in the books, Ramsey death wasn't in the books, Little finger death wasn't in the books.

youtube.com/watch?v=TZE9gVF1QbA

New opening credits are absolutely kino desu senpai

6 hours left. Epsiode one was just 'le renouon filler' and expling things to characters that we learnt ages ago.

Im thinking no.

don't get hype :(

No, just a trait of a chad character, Venom Snake, Sekiro and Nero all are chads weaboos with prosthetic arms. Jaime is not different

That's such a fucking boring spoiler and if it's true it just slows down the plot and ruins any sort of continuity, if any show wants to make people try to actually think and theorize what's going to happen next it can't just throw shit out the window, the factors you put into play have to stay in play.

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You don't need to tell me. The moment I saw we were back inside a brothel with tits out and muh sex in the penultimate season I knew it would be contrived retardation.

Unless Cersei takes the field or the Hound goes back to KL with Jaime, I don't see how. Though it seems like they're setting up the zombies to get fucking killed off either next week or the following week, and then have the back half of the season to deal with the Iron Throne, so maybe?

Seems like everything depends on if the NK is actually a real existential threat, or if he's just some punk bitch they can take down in one episode.

Yeah because the Umber is dead and the teleporter has potential.
>"Jesus, master Stark! Where did you come from?"
>"You need to tell your wife the potter's son is yours"
>"Y-yes, my lord."
>"Get going."
>"What, now?"
>"Yes, start wiping. It stinks in here."

>"Jon, we need to talk"
>"Not now you little shit, I'm cumming. Argh"
>"Why does you brother have a key to your room, Jon?"
>"I don't know"

>areo hotah in the books is white
Quite sure he's described as a giganigga in the books too.

pretty much confirmed it last season, but the fight will probably be a minute long

Are eskimo fake then?

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Ehhh, she had some pretty good tits. But I'm not a fan of her face. Too boxy.

A faceless man costs half of whatever you own, retard.

>is it still on
no it's not

it's FUCKING CONFIRMED

i miss him bros

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He's from the equivalent of Russia in the books. He's a bearded white man.

Bronn has literally never shown loyalty to anything but money and is one of the most accomplished mercenaries in westeros.

Tertiary characters and villains dying isn't really surprising. Unless you think Cell or Buu being killed in Dragonball is a big twist.

TWOW could very well have all of those. They all happen in the show at points past the books.

Shouldn't the fur be on the outside to actually keep her warm?

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He’s said repeatedly he has enough gold. He wouldn’t fight the mountain for gold. He only begrudgingly joined Jaime for the promise of more than gold. He’s not going to do SHIT for gold. He will probably fuck off north and join up with Jaime and Tyrion.

I see a lot of people saying they’re building up Dany to be the mad queen but wouldn’t this make her entire arc for the past fucking decade seem like a big pointless waste of time? I mean what the FUCK IS THE POINT when a million magic zombies are at your doorstep?

>equivalent of Russia in the books
But he's not from the North. he comes from Essos.

Ironically, the first episode of the first season showed Night's Watchmans being killed by the White Walkers.

can you not read? the fur is supposed to be on the outside.

>the fur makes air trapped so the heat of the body is not easily transferred to the cold air. why do you think fur grows on the outside?

That is not Arya, ever since her return that person has been ambiguous as hades.

Said her sister was the smartest women she/he has ever known, that should clue you in.

Based

Cersei didnt know about the deal Tyrion gave to Bronn

>no Beric

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>ANOTHER manlet joke
>this time by miss goblin herself

It's not fucking fair bros...

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Isn't the point of entertainment to waste your time?

tell that to D&D who made the Tyrells' military force a non-factor when it became inconvenient for the plot. They can easily handwave these inconsistencies if they want to.

>turboslut vampire turns into a qt nervous virgin
Literally the best.

>theon suddenly has a highly skilled bow assassin squad that wipes out an entire vessel of guards and saves yara in 10 seconds
Easily the worst fuck-up of this episode.

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yeah but it wasn't full on "dude zombies lmao" back then

Because the entirety of Essos is made out of sand, right?

I miss Ramsay "Chad" Bolton.

Nobody of note died in the Sept of Baelor explosion, though I do mourn the loss of Dormer's tits. Ramsay dying was inevitable, and not remotely shocking. Little Finger has been becoming less and less of a character to the point where his death was also barely a shock.

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>I know I'll save one bag of gold instead of one of the richest men in westeros even though the last time I saved a Lannister it led me to extreme wealth and prestige
You're an idiot

Blows my mind how this show is the most popular show in the world yet it is extremely badly written. D&D must be the luckiest fags out their for finding the gem that is ASOIAF and using it to fool everyone into thinking they are good writers. Life is nor fair, man. No one should be that lucky.

Nah, episode 3 is going to be a huge battle, extra long episode where lots of shit goes down.

She’s never done anything smart. She’s been played every single time like a god damn fiddle. Littlefinger was just written off because D&D are hacks. Sansa may well be the dumbest bitch on the screen.

A piece of shit, like all the north

Stop allowing your cockney accent to break through, Kit, you massive fucking faggot.

>comparing unmemorable game of the week with Nero and Big Boss

>le epic jokes and quips with literally zero substance

Game of Thrones: Infinity War.

I miss CIA.

How does he make his sword go on fire?

Are there hidden tubes filled with gasoline?

How the hell did this bitch not age in the slightest after more than a year? She still looks like Season 6...

>””””chad”””””

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it's great how this shit would be a full season long plot line in the early seasons and they just skip straight to theon rescuing her here because they need theon back at winterfell in time for le epin battle with the white walkers

I wpuld doubt it, but knowing D&D they will find a way.
Stannis.
My point is that there is no source for the """"""leak"""""" and no reason to believe it. Not everything some random guy on Yea Forums says is true.

Mega Cuck

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Jaime is the best popular character, but Jorah is the best character overall. Probably the best acted too.

So.... Wouldn't fur on the inside be more effective, since it's closer to the skin? I feel like having fur as insulation would do a better job at retaining heat.

Remember me?

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>fur all on the exterior
???

Arya probably didn't meet that many smart people. Someone who has an IQ of 50 is smarter than someone who has 40.

I reckon Alan Rickman would've been more fitting as Roose Bolton.

Who else would you recast?

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based inferno cop

She’s a targ incest baby it was obvious years ago

Why does the black bull go down so easily?

it literally doesn't matter.

Check the wiki or read the books.

What’s the most kino moment in this series so far?

Jon resurrecting? Cersei blowing kings landing the fuck out?

They made Euron seem particularly awesome on the boat.
Shame they ruined based Bashir.

God I want to fuck the one on the right.

Implying that the various adults of her lands would let some little nine year old retard with a forehead and ego the size of essos talk down to a psychopathic fascist that executes people for not submitting to her.

This little forgettable cunt is only still around for fanservice at this point. If Dabid was still following the source material, someone would have had the common sense to take her out of power months ago or Dany would have fed her to the dragons.

She was a faceless man, right? Did they ever bother explaining the total shift in the appearance of the faceless men?

no you retard, the cold aid is outside so the fur needs to be outside too.

That's how it should be. Brainlets can't into logical thinking.

Where is that ever stated? I know they’re fabulously expensive but I don’t remember 50% ever being stated.

Boy, those hungry dragons sure do waste a lot of energy stunting

>be me
>want elephants
>dont get them
>wtf.jpg
>imma fuck this dude
>still mad that i dont have elephants

Nah it's just so he can fuck off away from kings landing
He doesn't act with cersei cause the actors hate each other or something

Natalie Dormer's tits.

Emilia Clarke recast as someone that can actually play the role

>Yea Forums - How The Fuck Does Hair Work, Again?

No one's ever really gone

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anyone got a link to watch? europoor here, don't want to feed the sky jews

Neds death.

No she is a sorcerer, and the writers dont remember her, because no one know what George is doing with her behind the scenes.

Anyone got a working stream link? Everything online is those bullshit "sign up now" pages

So is Sam going to stab Queen to death in final episode, for his Brother

>encircled by guards
>they all stand motionless while you are murdered

aint he a Cooper?

+1

Why does she say "I am no one" then

Wtf is that gif real?

Checked

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>nobody of note died in the Sept of Baelor

Except the fucking queen of Westeros and the entire Tyrell lineage.

That's the biggest disappointment of the whole show.

>make hbo account
>watch it
>repeat next week with new email
There you go retard

Holy shit, I thought the "A asks question, B replies quirkily" was a meme, but it's the majority of the dialogues. The entire dragon riding scene was that, 6 lines composed of questions/statements followed by quirky replies:
>I don't really know how to ride a dragon
>Nobody does until they do
>What if he doesn't want me to?
>Then I've enjoyed your company
>What do I hold on to?
>Whatever you can
This is Avengers-tier writing.

he was good with a bow before but I figured the finger mutilation would have put an end to that

no, it's a webm.

Definitely the Sept incident.

youtube.com/watch?v=w9PXLTLuuSE

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>being this clueless

Oi you got a loicense for that?

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can you write better?

It's like I'm back in high school.

SLAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY

Gendry is thor confirrmed

I would agree if I hadn't read random leaks without source on Yea Forums on season 7 that turned out to be true and sounded exactly like something D&D would do. And this sounds like something they would do

Why did they change him into some cunning smart character than just an all out violent psychopath that he is in the books?

he should. she deserve it anyway

also anyone else feel like Kings landing has absolutely no one of interest except cercei? there is no one left only her quiburn euron and the zombiemountain

Jamie fucking his sister and pushing that Peeping Tom off the tower.

This was the moment i got more hyped in the series. Sad.

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Doubt, he was literally attached to his side wherever he went in season 2/3, qyburn even mentioned said deal as part of why he ought to go and kill him so cersei ought to know about it too.
They just want bronn back in the show to make more quips, it doesnt have to make sense and it doesnt.

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Literally makes no difference. Good luck scratching your skin to oblivion if it's on the inside though. You might try to be logical but you have no experience.

They got the recasting right the first time.

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God she really is channeling quasimodo these last few years.

Probably some joke coming along where he asks Tyrion if he’ll double Cersei’s price

Nobody: I wonder what the Night King's political leanings are.

The Night King: Blood and soil.

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why is everything so close together

Or they could not?
Just win and declare independence or something
And even then, they weren't independent when the storie started anyways

Let's say there's some cold wind. Wouldn't the wind penetrate fur better than say leather? And then the insulating fur will keep the body heat.
If furs is on the outside, then the leather will insulate less, and the wind would cut through th fur, chilling the leather.

How many people live here again?

jon snow recast as edris elba

he's max level paladin man

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That's a cute diorama. Now add farms and fields.

100% confirmed
didn't you watch the episode?
Both cleganes got their scenes.

LA CREATURA

OH NO NO NO

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I can't watch this shit anymore, everytime I see Dany make a weird face I think she's having a stroke and start laughing

Requires a credit card nigger. Not the guy you’re replying to, either.

>arya will use his face?

Might be fun. I still like the theory that Varys is a faceless man in the books.

>In my head I thought, this is how it ends. On this buck, swinging me around by my testicles"
Oh, Kit

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So I guess the Umber's are gone

>the moment the series entered clownworld

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>Wouldn't the wind penetrate fur better than say leather
no you retard, leather would instantly get cold, fur would break up the wind and not let it get to the base. you know why microphones have furry wind shields? same reason

Arya plans to use his face to get to Cersei. Arya isn't Cersei's brother so the plan will fail (thanks prophecy and shitty writing) when the mountain introduces her to an edge sharper than her personality

They better recast her ass.

Penguin pussy is mighty cold

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That would be betrayal and they are honorable people.

Pretty smart for norf lass

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CAREFUL NED, CAAREFUL... ITS YOUR KING YOU’RE TALKING TO...

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yes
cutest girl in the show
masks are god tier

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You know that this is actually stupidly big for a castle?
It's the whole point for it to be small, so the party doing the siege can't bring it's to bear in full.

no dude, you put fur on the inside because it insulates and doesn't get ruined by the weather

She only let him fuck her so she could say Jamie's baby is his.

When he talks to Sam he out in the yard at night he says he can't leave because he's "waiting for a friend". So yea his was basically an autist sitting out there all night because he knew Jaime was going to show up.

>Liking cheesy 80s regional station cop serial-tier dialogue
Some people will gobble any shit they throw at their faces and then clap, right? I can't fathom anyone with half a brain being legitimately amused at this series anymore

Just use torrents you kurwa.

jon is still one of the worst characters

>own nothing
>free genocide
Makes sense.
It also means you can give most of your stuff for genocide (and not even get a debt).
What a deal

You're retarded. What exactly makes them expert trained assassin's? All they did was shoot unsuspecting gaurds with arrows.

Its only ever had its moment. I liked season 1, season 2 disappointing me and I figured out they would never be able to get an entire book in each season. Shit was already getting cut. Since then each season seems to have a good episode peak around 2/3-3/4 the way through with the rest of the episodes being sacrificed in service of it.

The last couple seasons has been showing the slow burn she has for power since she first started squiring it. Originally it was about writing wrongs and breaking the wheel but as time moves forward its becoming less of that for her specifically because she is starting to enjoy power for it's own sake. There is a reason she needs to have all of her titles announced at every opportunity, it's the same reason Tyrion, Jorah and Varys have to keep reminding her about her initial plan/goal of taking over the kingdom. She says she isn't like her father but constantly has impulses to do what he did. If it weren't for her advisers she would have conquered with fire and blood already.

Really pay attention to her impulses since she left Meereen.

>you know why microphones have furry wind shields?
No, mics have foam wind shields because it allows sound through. If they covered it with something more solid, then it would muffle sound. If you put a leather case on a mic, it would stop you from popping your Ps, and it would also sound like garbage.

When you put on a winter coat made of synthetic material, they put the soft cotton on the inside, because it does a better job at insulation. And they put the har plasticky feeling material on the outside, because it's structure makes it difficult for wind to penetrate.

He was a super good archer. I thought he lost his fingers though because Ramsay wanted to take that away from him. Unless that's only in the books?

As long as it's melee marth, I'm down

based

>t.souf

My uncle works for hbo, trust me

my nigga Barristan got done dirty

Imagine being so much of an incel that even little girls threaten your pathetically tiny masculinity.

technically, yes. but from a northern part of it called Norvos. I always pictured him with a viking-vibe.

Theon's speech.
youtube.com/watch?v=HaU_VpMu0cE&ab_channel=BunnyTClub

20 GOOD MEN

But that wolf pack scene

Who wants to waste time with a Yara rescue party episode? We got the broad strokes and thankfully it didn't drag. I thought it was a good choice.

It's established earlier that euron clearly doesn't want to kill Yara, he isn't even torturing her. He's got her chained up to a post and talks shit to her while offering her some rum, ooOOoooOOoooOooo. It's pretty clear that he's just fucking with both of them and doesn't see ether of them as a threat.

There'd be no reason for Arya to wipe out the Freys if it was the Waif wearing Arya's face. It's just shit characterisation.

so when does Aziz Ansari appear on this show? I hear he's supposed to be a legendary warrior or something.

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She wanted to be queen

The fuck is this and where do I find the rest

Arya killing Walda Frey.

Who the fuck is this mongrel?

the skin is an organ you brainlet, it needs to be protected..

sauuuuce

Imagine watching Kelly C slaughter thousands of Lannister soldiers, executing lords for not submitting to her, repeatedly threatening to kill anyone who stands in her way. Oh but she puts up with a 9 year old talking back to her. The people of bear island have no problem with their 9 year old leader and representative risking their lives and lands because duh king of duh norf.

This show has turned to shit

My dog, who is a dog, can write better.

I'm thinking some flammable oil/thicker liquid is smeared on a prop sword and actually being lit. It probably wouldn't burn for a long while, which is why the scenes with the sword on fire aren't that long