Why didn't Sheev just use the force to levitate?

But since he was falling head first, he was falling in the wrong direction from a certain point of view. Did Sheev never learn this power?

If he falls through the center of the Death Star and keeps going, then he'll be right side up again. Ol' Sheev was just thinking ahead, as is his way.

why didn't he use his lightning to magnetically attract to the walls?

Perhaps a better question would be why didn't he use the force to write himself out of this tired franchise?

The thing that weighed him down in the end, was not having a gf

He saw the future and knew the Death Star was going to be destroyed so he used the Force so that he'd live on as a powerful spooky Force Ghost instead of dying in the aftermath, having killed Luke and Vader.

He was taken down the the feeling when no gf

>Sheev comes back
>get asked how did he survive
>says he learned a trick from a little green friend
bravo JJ

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>record scratch
>you're probably wondering how I ended up here

Have you ever actually had sex? It's terrible, they want to stick around afterwards and they're needy or some other stupid made up feeling so I have to take them out for some breakfast and buy them a fucking omelet that we both know she's not going to finish and then when its over you have to get her number and promise you'll call her but we both know you're not going to call her. Why would you? You already got what you wanted out of her and the sex was mediocre at best and you wasted one of the two days a week you have free of being a wagecuck, you took your valuable free time and you fucking wasted it on some average broad when you could have paid for a hooker and had her get up and leave so I could go back to playing video games.

The only reason to have sex, and I mean LITERALLY THE ONLY REASON, is that fucking without a condom on feels pretty great. Nothing else about sex is even remotely enjoyable, not the stupid foreplay, not the cuddling, I don't even particularly enjoy getting my dick sucked anymore. I'd rather eat a burrito and watch American Dad and be left the fuck alone. No, I'm not going to marry you. No, you're not going to trick me into getting you pregnant(I've had a few women really try hard with that one), and no, you're not coming to live with me in my big empty house.

For one thing, it's my fucking house. For another thing, I like it big and empty, and lastly you're a fucking bore. Women are for the most part IMMENSELY boring. No, I'm not interested in hearing about your stupid day. No, I don't care what Sarah the intern said about your hair. No, I don't FUCKING CARE ABOUT HOW YOU'RE FEELING TODAY

NOT. FUCKING. WORTH. IT.

Wow. I knew this board was bad but this really takes the cake. Get help you sad man.

Retard.

He didn't put any points into it, concentrating everything into Force Lightning.

Retard, but in a higher pitched voice

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If there wasnt an explosion of ghost energy after he fell i could almost believe it.

no one ever really gone
dubs of truth

His force meter was drained from using it all on the lightning so levitate was on cooldown. He was spamming the 4 key before he exploded and ragequit, yelling about the devs not giving a shit about the badly designed levels.

Just a sith fart he had been holding in for most of the day.

He did, hence he's back.

he cant fly

He couldn't levitate. Does he ever?

Seems the Force got way more abilities later on.

>autism

If you can make objects fly then why not body? Yoda does it to Sheev in episode 3

Stands to reason.

Why Force users don't just make opponents kill themselves with sabers, God knows.

Strong Force users can just crush their enemies' hearts and that's it. The Force isn't thought through.

>be force user
>creates air bubble in bloodstream
>kill anyone instantly

>Have you ever actually had sex? It's terrible, they want to stick around afterwards and they're needy or some other stupid made up feeling so I have to take them out for some breakfast and buy them a fucking omelet that we both know she's not going to finish and then when its over you have to get her number and promise you'll call her but
Yes i have many times.
Cuddling after sex is the best especially while your dick is still inside her.
Fucking random thots is boring, but a woman you love that is going to have your babies is an entirely different thing.

>Fucking random thots is boring, but a woman you love that is going to have your babies is an entirely different thing.
This.

My hottest sexual fantasy is having sex with a woman I'm in love with. No feeling beats this.

Because the force levetate was only asspulled in tlj

Right before falling he wasted all force mana on lightning

Why does he keep lightning shit up? Isn't he electrocuting himself?

>Why Force users don't just make opponents kill themselves with sabers,
I thought they have defenses against their own abilities. Obi-wan and Anakin took a few seconds to force push each other.

Can you masturbate with the Force? Imagine that.

Hands free wanking.

>with the Force, I can Force-cum 20 yards away, straight into Padme's mouth

THINK OF THE FORCE PORN THAT COULD HAVE BEEN

>Feel the Force

My ex used to have vaginal spasms when she came, so I always knew exactly when she was 'gasming.

Or she was a Force user.