Death Note

Light only got caught because he stole investigation information from his father and then adapted his tactics based on what he knew the police knew about Kira, resulting in the police knowing that Kira has access to the investigation because his MO had changed, putting the family of all the investigators under suspicion.
All he had to do was just kill people and not play any games or keikaku around and he'd have won because of magic bullshit.

>And how would you avoid getting caught?
More like how the fuck can you get caught at all?

In real life there'd be no way to actually get caught

"Martin Goldberg dies when the United States nukes Israel and the surrounding area"
"Rabbi Zachary Shekelstein dies of a worldwide pandemic that slowly and painfully kills all of the worlds Jews"
"Tyrone Washington dies on the day of the rope"

>muh rothschilds meme
Are you a teenager? You a 9/11 truther?

i would just show it to governments and ask for some immunity . like let me live in privacy and make my wealth unknown to the public. its a crazy unfair military weapon.

Does it work by using user’s post digits?

They're really milking this manga that finished over a decade ago...

There's no guarantee that the successors who take change aren't as corrupt or as incompetent as their predecessors.
Instead of removing industrial and political figures, hold the lives of their loved ones to ransom, encouraging actual socioeconomic change.

To avoid being caught. I would use ex-convicts, sex offenders and terrorists as disposable message relays.

Even if you were memeing, DN doesn't work like that

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By killing everyone I see on youtube. Cant trace a supernatural killer online. I also do the eyes deal and kill any potential super genius that may show up

I'd use it to kill the bullies who beat me up a school

Mrs. Obama falls ill due to an incurable fatal disease that only kills blacks.

I wouldn't use it because I wouldn't want to damn my soul. If anything I would force myself to live a pious life. IF the Death Note exists then the consequences for using it also exist, moron

Light only got caught because he wanted everyone to know there's somebody passing judgement and refused to play down that role. It would be insanely easy to do whatever you wanted and not get caught if you didn't care about such things.

Why is Japanese cinema so trash these days? This shot alone perfectly captures everything wrong with modern Japanese films
>anime adaptation
>Just a one for one copy of the anime with zero artistic freedom, even the note book looks like its from the cartoon which just looks silly in live action
>Bland colours and boring shots, zero artistry
>poor acting
Makes me sick thinking about the fact there are virgins who actually praise Japanese "culture"

>How would you use it?
>16th of April Aexandra Daddario vists my house and we have intense sex for two days, she pays me a $50k consultancy fee and dies of natural causes in her sleep in 61 years
>18th of April Emma Watson vists my house and we have intense sex for two days, she pays me a $50k consultancy fee and dies of natural causes in her sleep in 60 years
>20th of April Lily Collins vists my house and we have intense sex for two days, she pays me a $50k consultancy fee and dies of natural causes in her sleep in 53 years
>22nd of April Amber Heard vists my house and we have intense sex for two days, she pays me a $50k consultancy fee and dies of natural causes in her sleep in 62 years
>24th of April Aexandra Daddario vists my house and we have intense sex for two days, she pays me a $50k consultancy fee and dies of natural causes in her sleep in 61 years

Everyone on Bilderberg's list.

All very painful deaths.

Kind of same everywhere now. Mainstream sucks, good stuff is hidden

This. The autistic obsession with heart attacks was the mistake.

Utterly impossible to get caught unless you WANTED to get caught, even if you got each person you killed to write on the wall next to where they would die
>I was killed by [epic edgy moniker] evil doers beware
You still wouldnt get caught unless you did so on purpose

>Damning your soul for ultimately pointless shit
Incels, through and through

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If it would have all of the rules attached that were in the magna I'd use it on groups making them look like tragic accidents rather than rely on the heart attacks. Not sure if I'd want to do it in a flourish and take out a ton of people at once or space it out over time. Don't know if I'd actually use it given the consequences but there's enough shitty people out there but I'd be very tempted.

I would just copy the names from a Tel Aviv phone book

Killing all niggers is worth it. Jews, too.

>how to avoid getting caught
Just don't be a retarded attwhore like Light was and you'll be 100% fine.

A certain group of people would make up 50% of the names written despite only making up 13% of the population.

Why does Lily Collins die earlier?

>TFW I wrote a synopsis for a very similar idea.

How do you even get into professional writing?

Humans don't go to Heaven or Hell in that Universe you lorelet, they go to nothingness, or Mu. The fate of the owner of a Death Note is the same as any person.

write my name

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Africa

Since you can't go to hell you're literally AVOIDING damning your soul by using it

Nice shitpost incels.
But it doesn't work like that.

When I was thinking of names I thought, isn't she like 30? 80 is a good run for any person

Ryuk was trolling Light, Light was going there regardless like every human

kek

It’s revealed later in the series that there is no heaven nor hell. That section is a red herring

Trump

Heart attacks are the default kill method of the death note, he was just too stupid to think of writing something else down.

I'd write in the Koch brothers

>And how would you avoid getting caught?
this is the easiest part actually

It's literally impossible to get caught, there is no omniscient entity in real life like there was in the anime

The death can’t be that far out

you become a death god i'd wager

I'd use it to kill people I dislike. I'd avoid getting caught by relying on the fact that it would be impossible to figure out it was me, even if I confessed and told them how I did it they would just throw me in a psych ward, not jail.

list of rules for autists

deathnote.fandom.com/wiki/Rules_of_the_Death_Note/How_to_Read_Rules

The Death Note maxes out at 23 days, unless you write for them to die by a disease. That disease has to be something they can plausibly contract and start dying from; not something that only starts 40 years from now.

You need to know what they look like

>Heart attacks are the default kill method of the death note, he was just too stupid to think of writing something else down.
light clearly did it intentionally and even points it out, so the world would actually know there is someone doing the killing.

no one knows the names and faces of those who actually control things. Once you kill thier puppets like the kochs or soros they'd send someone to kill you in your sleep

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40 keks

Only if you trick a shinigami into falling in love with you and sacrificing itself for you, therefore transferring its lifespan to you

I probably wouldn't. And by not having a detective with massive amounts of plot armor following me.

I'd probably use it to make people give me all their money before dying desu.

I'd use it to manufacture IRL kino. Stuff like sports players attacking and killing referees for bad calls.
I'd also try to use it to get people to confess to stuff on live television before suiciding. Get high ranking government officials spilling the beans on everything.

Make notes of famous celebrities and every time they attend a social event wipe them out - eventually celebrities become paranoid and reclusive destroying the fanbases they have acquired and leading to the collapse of the film industry as the amount of useful actors/actresses decreases.

The celebrities are public enough that the list of potential suspects is too high - no possible way that they could prevent the deaths of more celebrities because the names and faces are so well known.

>book allows you to control peoples actions before killing them
I would force world leaders to launch their nuclear stockpiles at each other before being killed in an apparent assassination attempt, while having them all blame each other, essentially starting an apocalyptic WW3. Light had no brains for a bigger picture scenario that comes with the broken tool that is the Death Note.

This is probably the only way you could get caught. You would have to have them make a large withdraw of cash, put it in a suitcase with some clothes, make it look like they were running away. Somehow you would need to get that suitcase without anyone knowing.

>it all happens on the dates 60 years from you writing it.

Enjoy the granny sex

A thermonuclear war would hurt you too retard

What's your goal?

If the actions you force them to take would cause another death, it defaults to heart attack and the actions are not taken.

I can write a long autistic paragraph, or just have some billionaire give all his money to random people in parts of the country. I'll do it to several billionaires to random parts of the country that I'm not in too, just to spread the effort. I don't need much money, just enough for me to chill.

Murder people the old fashioned way and use the notebook to make the witnesses go away.

"Donald Trump nukes Israel then kills himself"
Will it work?

no he would die of a heart attack, you can't directly cause other deaths besides those written. You can indirectly cause them though by destabilizing the world

l will only kill the rich and powerful. I will make them kill each other then commit suicide.

I think it'd be interesting to exclusively use lightning strikes to try to give off the impression that it's the wrath of god. Once like 300 high profile people die in a year of lightning strikes people are gonna start wondering what the fuck is up.

But really, it would be impossible to be caught with this thing. I would make it so I bet on a sports team that relies on a clutch player. Then I would bet against that team. Then the day of the match, I would make him die and get millions of dollars.

Make Bernie die of a heart attack.

Just saying, Light could have brought about the end of the world if he wanted. The death note is overpowered when you take into account that you can not only kill anyone, but control their last actions as well.

I wasnt aware of that. Damn rules.

Probably use it extremely sparingly just to kill dictators like Kim Jong or to make happenings.

>Get the deathnote
>Read the rules
>"the human who uses this this note can neither go to heaven nor hell"
>This means afterlife, heaven and hell are true
>Keep living my life without fear for the unknow
>Never use that shitbook

this was his biggest flaw, his huge ego

based

Use its mind control capabilities to force world leaders, politicians, and celebrities to spill their guts to the world about all the dark secrets.

>>"the human who uses this this note can neither go to heaven nor hell"
>>This means afterlife, heaven and hell are true
Fuck off netflix normie.

There's no way to ever get caught using a Death Note if you're an intelligent person. The only bad thing about using it is that the worst people in the world aren't public figures so you won't be able to get them.

>it doesn't specify which religion's heaven/hell
>you still end up in hell anyway
Great job

>He didn't watch the anime

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>some faggot demon wrote that just to fuck with people like this user
>in the end everyone goes to the same place anyway

She would end up dying of a heart attack instead.
Reread the rules nigger, the death note isnt a mind control note.

You can probably just get the worst people you know to publicly name the ever worse, higher up people, and then start culling.

Just use the internet to look up names and shit instead of being a retard. I'd also only kill Jews

Ideally I would only kill people that are internationally known, so I couldn't be narrowed down to a single country. And I wouldn't look people up on wikipedia before I kill them or anything like that, because that could be tracked.

That wouldn't work. You can't kill people indirectly like that.

Are you actually suggesting that purgatory would be punishment for an incel? Like oh God they have to be isolated and alone forever, please anything but that

I'd just kill every man in the world more masculine or attractive than me until i finally start getting some pussy
Oh and kill off uggos or fatties while I'm at it

>keikaku around
Made me chuckle

For fuck’s sake no one goes to heaven or hell Ryuk was just fucking with Light

I'd mail order swedish phonebooks and just start going ham.

>kill off uggos and fatties
Start with yourself

>Emma Watson
>Heart Attack
>She will come to my house on the 18th of April, 2019 and give me a mind blowing blowjob, she will then go on with her life as if nothing happened and will then proceed to die in her sleep on the 18th of April, 2079
Light managed to mind control that one chick with it, as long as you follow the instructions so can you.

if by "going ham" you mean "writing down any alahhu akbar sounding names" then go ahead

>meme

Fucking retard

>Oh and kill off uggos or fatties while I'm at it

You need contrast user if your goal is to get laid. Killing them off will hurt you.

Whatever makes you feel safer, Sven. :)

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always been curious how they made a good story out of such an op weapon. but never watched it because i suspect they don't make it work and it is in fact just a bad anime only enjoyed by retarded zoomers

I meant ugly or fat women. Obviously fat or ugly men can stay, any male less sexually desirable than me can stay

those woman help soak up a little bit of the attention from their comparably ugly/fat male counterparts. Kill them off and you'll have more men lusting after the remaining women, and some of the fat/ugly men will have advantages like (relative to you) wealth or status

I would kill moot, then the current owner of Yea Forums, and anyone who buys it until it finally goes down so I can watch the incels scatter, causing net-wide hysteria.

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Pretty based, but then where would you go for fun?

Good points user. I guess I'll just stick to offing men who are rich, famous, more attractive than me, more charming than me, etc

Just write "niggers" in there and call it a day.

Write my own name on it and say I died from ejaculating from a 12some with beautiful women.

Maybe that's the means of death. All white men raped to death by niggers.

"Hi im your new owner, user"

>fly to city
>drop suitcase full of money at x location without telling anyone
>fly home
>heart attack 20 days later

Wow so fucking hard

First half is alright and worth checking out but the second half just shits the bed

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What the heck. Where is this from? Did they make a new series in superior nippon?

>OP will find himself fingering his own asshole. He will be so consumed by this desire he will strip naked and ram his whole fist up his own anus, tearing his innards and bleeding to death anally in extreme agony. His body will be found by his mother, fist still fully inserted into bloody anus.

an actually rule compliant death, assuming the mother is around

>Kill Kim Jong
>Suspected assassination
>Contingency plan is to launch nukes
>Start WWIII

I think you guys are underestimating the power of big data policing. If you search "FBI Most Wanted" and write every name down, your ISP and probably the FBI will have the record that you searched these people and they all died mysteriously 1 minute later. After a while of doing this, you'd get caught pretty easily.
You'd have to space out the times. But even if you do, it'd be pretty easy for them to figure out who's the unique computer searching for all these bad guys who happened to die later. That would narrow down their search and eventually catch you, especially if you kill somebody particularly obscure.

Actually dont bother the NSA is watching your ass at all times so soon as say Soros died, you are gonna get a really creepy text message on your phone from them.

>go to a (((news site))) like BBC or FOX
>take a quick look at articles with names and images and just save them for later
How the fuck would they track you from the millions of other people who use these news sites?

It's actually really good, until the second death note comes into play.

Yeah. I think people underestimate exactly how much we are being watched. In real life, a death note user would be caught within weeks.

>nukes are so shit that they don't even make it halfway to Japan

It's not like you can buy a shitty laptop, go to some out of town cafe with free wifi, get the names, destroy the laptop, go back home, wait a week and then start writing names at random.

dumb zoomers

The police would be all over that shit if any foul play was involved. Still unlikely that you would get caught, but possible.

i would write Drumpf and close the book forever

I would just write muhamed over and over all day er day.

Every single key stroke every single vocal noise that comes from your mouth including your whispers INSIDE YOUR HOUSE OR IN YOUR CITY they know about it. They can also hear the sound of you writing into the death note and have advanced algorithm that create a 3D replice of your house down to the smallest detail including that death note near your hands right now.

i would kill Macri, kill Cristina and revive Nestor

You got anything outside of FB memes?

Okay, I'll bite:
1) Go to a specific article on fox.
2) Go to a specific article on bbc.
3) Go to a specific article on cnn
4) Go to a specific youtube video
5) etc.

Now FBI just has to search web records for IP addresses who've searched those 5 places. Would be pretty easy to narrow down a list of suspects, and fast.

You'd have to use a different computer every few weeks, which shouldn't be a problem.

What rule says it can't be?

faggot I don't live in fat country nor some sandnigger loving EU. so I don't give fuck about intelligence agencies.

Okay, but you'd have to keep buying new laptops and keep using different locations, or else they'd know your hometown.

Perhaps you could use a secure enough proxy (although I don't know if this exists) or a VPN.

deathnote.fandom.com/wiki/Rules_of_the_Death_Note/How_to_Read_Rules

>The Death Note can only operate within a 23-day window (in the human calendar). This is called the 23-Day rule.

>If you write "dies from disease" and specify which disease but not a time of death, if the progression of the disease takes more than 24 days, the 23-Day rules will not take effect and the human will die at an appropriate time depending on the disease. However, rewriting the cause and/or details of death must be done within six minutes and 40 seconds: you cannot change the victim's time of death, however soon it may be.

Do you realize how often those types of searches must be made out of curiosity? If you didn't do it the same day you looked it up it would be pretty hard to connect.

Microsoft is already tracking you right now if you use a Windows software computer, Samsung is tracking your phone, Apple is tracking your iphone, you have no privacy at all anymore. Even your own Amazon firestick records everything that happens in front of it secretly.

Reminder Google is jew controlled so if one of their elites dies you are gonna be hurting.

>How_to_Read_Rules
Those are fanfic rules anyway.

Pepe, nooo

LOL, global intelligence is a global problem faggot

As soon as a theory arises that someone could be killing people anywhere in the world, indirectly, the CIA would hunt your ass down.

If you were smart, why would the FBI assume that they were getting killed in the first place? They all die of heart attacks (by default), and they have little reason to suspect any foul play, never mind any connection to supernatural shit.

>dude big intelligent agency monitoring you
>dude they got data

just fucking destroy the damn book before you get caught they cant prove shit...

you can read the rule in the manga

I'd take them all down with me, to be honest. I can be a martyr for kikekilling

People are really good at recognizing patterns. Someone would theorize what was happening pretty quick if you were killing high profile people.

this.
do you think this CIA nigger gonna assume that there is a book killing people.
Imagine agent mentioning a death note, he will be laughing stock for people for months like me

Why do you hate China so much that that's the first thing on your mind?

but user you are a kike

Might use it to make money, somehow.

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Shit, even if they found the fucking book, that isn't evidence of murder. Unless they wrote in the book (they wouldn't - tampering with evidence) they would have no idea how you did it.

Of course eventually they might get the idea to try writing in the book, but how could they test it without killing someone? If that is what they assume it does? It's actually kind of fool-proof.

Yeah, if 100 criminals died of heart attacks within a few months time, people would suspect a conspiracy.

Kill the people who made that awful J-drama. Even the Neflix version is good by comparison.

It's not fairly new, but Netflix could've just copied this adaptation.

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> We found our mass murder suspect, Johnson.
> Excellent! Can we prove it?
> No sir, we'd have to break the rules and I'm not willing to do that.

Even IF the NSA, CCHQ, etc. used all of that data to look at who was looking up the news/wikipedia on shitbags who then ended up dead surely that'd be more than just one person. You'd have to kill a lot of obscure people right after searching on them online for them to have any idea that it could possibly be you. Even if they did have all of that data how the fuck would user from bumfuck nowhere be killing all of these people around the world?

You can write down how they die, so you can it make all of them look like the modt common accidents. Falling in the shower, diseases, car crashes, suicide. Only a retard would kill all with heart attack.

what the fuck is with japan they produce some good animation but there is no difference between their feature film and JAV

I'd use a proxy method - so for cause of death I'd write Axe Murdered, and some serial killer would have to fill in for me

>first entry
>every single human being on the planet dies
>from AIDS
>mfw we all go out in a bareback orgy

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this

The 2006 movie is actually pretty great once you get past how fake Ryuk looks, and even he doesn't look to awful given the budget.

Both of these are rule violations. You can't cause death by proxy unless the killer looks at the names and faces first.

Fair point. Light Yagami's weakness was his pride. If he wasn't such an egomaniacal brainlet he could have actually succeeded. The show constantly gives him credit for being smart, but really he acted like a complete retard.

So you're saying they would commit murder in the first degree in order to prove a murder?

Oh, I know, they would go to a prison and write a death row inmate's name. They would get his consent of course, so it's all as by the books as possible. That would work.

They probably have small budgets.

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It one of the most annoying thing about japan.

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Dude, you don't think our government would kill somebody to restore order? We still torture terrorists regularly.

Did they just do it? That's hot.

Oh I'm certain they would, but this case is, by it's very nature, public knowledge. People would be reporting on this. Everything would need to be by the book.

Fair point, they would have to do it "ethically."

But if you never use it you won't know if the book is legit, so you won't find out if heaven and hell are real.

>Dude, you don't think our government would kill somebody to restore order?
Killing people without evidence of wrongdoing is a good way to destroy order in this country.

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Okay, we found this suspect whos IP address was connected to all the killings and his creepy notebook has a detailed record of information he shouldn't know about, such as the exact time of death. Does that constitute evidence to you?

You're right that his pride was his problem, but you're misidentifying his mistake. Heart attacks were used because his whole motivation was to use the Death Note as a deterrent for crime. Where his pride backfired on him was when he started killing investigators. L only gained information on him because he killed Lind L. Taylor and because he killed the FBI agents.

>Does that constitute evidence to you?
Circumstantial at best and not nearly enough to convict in a court of law. If it were enough they wouldn't bother with an extralegal killing in the first place.

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