/GoT/ - Game of Thrones

can't wait for an episode where something actually happens

OOOHHHHHHHHHH

WHO IS MALAR VARGULIS?

Gonna miss you big fags and these horrible threads when it's all said and done tbqh.

I want all the episodes to leak so I can just watch them and be done with this shit.

Fucking dragons, what do they eat?

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Daily reminder Dorne is still useless post-Doran and won't join the war vs the undead.

True, but the NK spears are too dangerous to risk dragons to hold back zed dragon. The moment they lose another one everything is fucked.

Already
Its easy Jaime

>"OMG LAST NIGHT'S EPISODE WAS SOOOOO GOOOOOD!!!"

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Game of thrones? More like LAME of thrones

BASED

whatever they want :^) including dragonwhore's cunny

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night king was the first incel, tree people refused to give him the sacred pussy and he got mad.

this

the intro looked so bad compared to the original from 9 fucking years ago

I can't even tell what's happening in the right, some dragon I guess

next season

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Who's going to give Jaime back his hand through magic?

apparently the smelly goats some dothraki brings to them lmao they probably fuck them before so dragons are literally semen slurpers

>all this hate by the incels
Based show

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The new one literally looks like a youtube parody

.

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Kraken cunt!

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>Bronn's whores are already bored of white men after experiencing dorthaki
Christ that didn't take long.

WOT'S HAPPENING?!

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but he's holding the hammer back

kinda excited to see the tension build up in Ep 2 and then the sun goes down and you know the zombies are outside of Winterfell

I don't even like the series too much, but I watch it with friends cause why not so I'm not sure if I missed something.
How exactly were the seven kingdoms threatened by the white walkers? The wall has magic and shit so they couldn't get across, until they were handed a dragon of course

George R. R. Lucas

But the shows best character night King is an incel

>implying jon won't kill the yass queen

am i the only one who hates sansa and arya whenever they're on screen

BRAVO GEORGE

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No fucking way!

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>that dragon podracing scene that was totally unnecessary

"Arya and John are two of the most important characters in the story"
Lol what has Arya ever contributed to the story other than killing off people who aren't relevant anymore

Whatever they want
This also include children, wonder if Dany remembers^

why even watch, it's obvious as fuck that mary sue dragon cunt is going to "win"

only thing saving this shitshow is Stannis stabbing her.

And then they are killed in one episode.

How many times did you laugh at(not with) the episode? Be honest.

I like Jonerys and wanted to happen since S1 but yesterday scenes were fucking cringe.

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if you hate them it's because you're sexist/racist/nazi

Is Hot Pie right all along?

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no way

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>giving the large majority of the fans what they want is bad

Yeah we had this discussion last season, D&D are hacks. They should've just gone with the already existing lore about ice dragons and had the WW procure their own dragon by different means if they wanted them to have one that badly. Frankly I think the Others will breach the Wall in the books with the help of the horn, and the dragon shit is just a show thing. Viserion may still die though.

She was

About eight

wtf is this real????

I can't wait until Dany betrays Jon and gets what's coming to her.

Since when is got famous for giving the fans what they want?
Tourists get out REEEEEEE

THEY STILL HAVE THE STAG
LORD STANNIS LIVES

Christ almighty imagine if the earlier seasons had used this formula of dismissing valid plot points with quips.

>"Lord Tyrion you stand accused of poisoning King Joffrery"
>"I would never waste good wine like that! ;)"
>Cut to Tyrion freely walking KL

what does it feel like swapping spits with danny bros

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>Danny attacks an unwilling Jon after learning of his true name
>Small fight scene with their retainers
>Jon almost crying because he didn't want this
>Forced to stay Danny through the heart
>Pulls the sword out, his blade ignites into Lightbringer

Scotland is a wasteland that nobody wants, that's for sure

Will best girl make a return?

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I liked it.
It was an allright episode.

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>The Stag is gone

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People seriously do have phisical uncontrollable reactions while watching a show?

i am all of the above

that's just a coincidence

>pandering is good

But it is, you fucking retard

DELET DIS

Does anyone still remember the books? What the fuck happened. The Jews really do ruin everything.

who else waiting for preston

Bittersweet

First episode was better than the last season i guess, but thats not saying much. So much cringe and so much poor writing / acting... its like a netflix series now.

I really hadnt noticed how bad the acting was until this episode (i usually don't watch performances) but this harrington bloke is pretty shite...

Westeros has too much coastline erosion to be a legit continent its just a really big island LARPING as a continent.

Fuckin bitch her dragon dies few minutes ago and she just don't give a fuck.

It's still there, at the end

The LARGE MAJORITY of fans are on facebook worshipping dragons since day 1. You can bitch about it but even if you are the greatest intellectual on the planet you are still one viewer and you don't count shit.
Sad!

I was really hoping Euron would rape her.

Game of Thrones NEVER started constantly giving fans what they wanted until season 7. The show was good because it tortured you.

What happened to him? I forgot

On one hand I kinda wanna see the entire season leak online like in years past but at the same time I enjoy the live thread shitposting to much

JORAH WILL KILL DAENERYS WITH HEARTSBANE

It was a good episode. 7/10.

>is in the north
>is called WESTeros
bravo

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Season 6 started it.

>7 seasons of the same logo
>suddenly change it for no reason in the final season

Why?

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died fighting

What's the Night King's tax policy?

>constantly
It was like a couple of minutes of flying dragons?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Västerås

its called västerås pleb

you mean sam. he has a reason to kill daenerys to avenge the death of his father and brother.

this
And that little bitch mormon
They really need to stop this shit with SUPER KIDS even if some community likes it

>make good show that gains a large gathering
>start pandering to the fans instead of doing what made them fans in the first place

This is even better imho

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I look forward to it more than the episodes themselves

Post YFW he does it and the sword ignites into Lightbringer

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>call it WESTeros
>spell it in a retarded way to mask that fact
>retards fall for it
bravo

What was their reasoning behind this and what faggot actually thought it looked better and greenlit using it?

fell on Pelennor

They cast a lot of the roles that are prominent now back when they were smaller roles, even literal child actors. Jon's like that, but it was clear by that point that they needed someone with a bit more charisma even from what was in the books.

I remember when I first got A Game of Thrones, looking at that map and wondering what awesome fantasy stories would take place in all those dozens of locations spread throughout in this huge book series.

Lol, there was no sprawling adventure, just turned out to be Game of the King's Road.

Died at the Sept of Baelor, along with his children.

>Arya puts on Stannis' face and sacrifices Bran to NK

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thotbane made from valyrian when

Stannis is as dead as the show's creative talent

top half in this one sucks ass. are you blind?

>17 years same Yea Forums
>Suddenly change it to 4channel for no reason

Why?

DELET

WHERE THE FUCK IS HOWLAND REED? HE WAS NOT AMONGST THE BANNERMEN
damn hope they keep it for when they retreat through the Neck or something
WHERE THE FUCK WAS GHOST?
WHERE THE FUCK WAS RADMURE, HIS HOT WIFE AND HIS KID?
WHARER THE FUCK IS SWEETROBIN?
WHEN WILL MEL RETURN FROM VALYRIA?
etc etc etc

Post yfw Danny tries to roast Jon after learning his name and the dragons turn around and roast Danny who then turns into light bringer

TAKING BETS, TAKING ALL BETS

WHO LIVES AND WHO DIES IN THE BATTLE WITH THE WALKERS?

I shook my head/rolled my eyes/scoffed 5 or 6 times

How many fucking years of "we want to see the fucking dragons"
This scene made enough sense and was just a gift to the fans. Are you upset because they had the budget to do this? Or are you a typical incel?

Sam is too much of a cuck. He gives Jorah Heartsbane, and later Jorah will kill her with the sword that belonged to the family she destroyed when he realizes what must be done.

I'm talking about the show as a whole. S7 was pretty much fan fiction.

Wake up sheeple.

Planetos = Avalon

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blew up

Don't worry, they'll resurface every now and then, like the /lost/ threads

Honestly, dragons were the only thing that kept me to watch the show from season 5 to 7. So yes, they did the good thing.

No wonder people are retarded.

>haha dude useless riding on dragons
yeah great.

> what do dragons eat, anyway?
> they eat Sneed's feed and seed

>nothing personal, kid.

does arya and gendry gonna fuck bros??

what is that dear

I hate Arya. Neutral about Sansa.
>implying the writers will kill their favorite character

They're making a Prequel series unless I'm mistaken so we'll still be here

They kept beating every former records of audience as they kept going. FACTS prove you are wrong. Since they are doing this to get more audience.

>there's no magic but people are psychic

that's magic

Yes, Westeros is real, you fucking dunce.

who's face will arya put on next?

I can’t stop laughing whenever Arya is on screen. She’s this little goblin creature with a perfectly round head, who they told to look as smug as possible at all times. At least let her put her hair down, to hide the shape of her head.

I really hope not. Arya's character is about as sexual as Bran's now, and there's neither the time nor the opportunity to develop any real chemistry at this stage.

That's the bittersweet ending, they will kill Dany because somehow people like her

,
Gross

I think it was meant to show that winter has finally arrived and the sun doesn’t shine as bright as it used to or something. Still looks like shit though desu.

before anyone goes
>why do the white walkers draw targ symbols with dead bodies
>what did he mean by this
the children and the first men have been using the symbols long before targs - and on the spot where the first white walker was created the symbol was also there

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who asked for that?

based and prestonpilled

She will end the show a virgin

did you also notice that her hair are greasier than joffrey's cunt

>Jon being able to ride a dragon
>2nd person on show to do so over a decade
>useless
Kys retard

fuck off prestonfags

>no elephants
>no ice spiders
>likely little to no zombie giants
>no ghost unless he makes a 5 second appearance to die by zombies
>Bran will sit outside by the front gates throughout the entire battle

>all those interesting areas, cities straight out of lovecraft full of black windowless buildings and we only ever get generic medieval england

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My ass face

I never said anything about records of audience. What am I wrong about? I'm not talking about the viewer numbers, I'm talking about the quality.

>being able
the dragon just does his own thing and probably follows dragonwhore. all jon did was try not to fall off.

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at every quip and no balls joke.

implying she didnt fuck walder freys 12 yo wife

UH

BASED

how many times did he shit himself waiting for jaime all night?

I don't get it. is Snow and Daenerys brother and sister?

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What;s next for their careers?

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Wait a sec
>Deepwood motte
So Lord Glover is chilling out in Liverpool? LMAO

some one of nude webm of this episode

this show sucks because it lacks cunny.

they're cousins

where are the spoilers?

by god hes so ugly

Arya-lives
Ramsay Bolton- resurrected as a zambini
Guy with one eye and fire sword- ded
Red woman- brief appearance and ded
Jorah- lives
All the wildlings- ded
loli mormont- ded
Onion knight- ded bcuz he looks exactly the same as jorah, too confusing for the audience
Sansa- ded
Danny- lives but not quite how you expect
Caitlyn Stark- brief undead appearance for fan service
Little finger-alive
Bran- lives
Bronn- dies
Jaime- dies

>Bran: "I'm waiting for an old friend."
The one good bit of the episode.

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Yes and they sum fucc

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Aunt and Nephew

Was it just me or was this episode boring as fuck?

Why isnt Essos a bunch of countries but a few shitty city states,steppe and desert if Essos is obviously the continent humans started from?

>Well uh muh retarded plot requires Essos to be very underdeveloped beyond the concept of logic so Daenerys doesnt have to fight actual organized powerful nation states just to recruit her Unsullied and Dothraki armies Im a genius
>love George

He is her nephew

Is this the biggest nosedive in quality yet? I know the show has been getting shittier for a long time, but at least it was still watchable. I honestly can't even get excited for next week.

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there are no spoilers because literally nothing happened.

There’s no way they’ll actually go through with it, but that would almost redeem the show.

Jon or Daenerys?

Jon is Dany's nephew

>this show sucks because it lacks cunny.
This I just want season 1 back bros

does anyone have the "the rape sansa, it was beautiful" webm?

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it was boring as shit until the last 2 minutes

why did the try to write this episode like a comedy
what a terrible way to set the tone for your final season

what about this dude? looks like the casting agent was looking for wilson from cast away...

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Neither. Syrio Forel.

It was a reveal he has valyrian blood just as much as bran voodoo. Which do you prefer: spoonfed exposition or dangerous giant dragon encounter?

more incest please

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Anyone else a little miffed that before this aired there was all this talk about 80 minute episodes and then it turns out it was a regular length 50 minute episode with a 30 minute behind the scenes baked in?

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More like LAME of SHIT

>Daenerys
objectively the worst character of the show

Is this a good moment to link to my old got map porn thread?

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There is not a single attractive female left in this show.

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>ep. 3 is directed by based Miguel Sapochnik
Who's ready for kino?

We need more horses and wagons,
if it please my lady.

And my lord.

And my queen.
Sorry.

>Hotly anticipated new season
>Open with an episode where pretty much nothing of consequence happens
I feel like TV shows are doing this more often now. Is it to make the final episodes look better?

Bran and Arya were so cute when little, why the fuck they are LA CREATURAS now

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Sadly it's going to be 90% filler as every character in Winyerfell shits on Jamie, 8% kingslanding Eurons cock shenigans, and 2% the white walkers are here everyone stare em down roll credits

Who did you find attractive before?

...

>Which do you prefer: spoonfed exposition or dangerous giant dragon encounter?
but that jon has dragonblood in his dick was made clear time and time again before that, and even in the previous season. are you braindead?

Yes if they stay on this track we'll be BOAR posting in no time

which episode is supposed to be this fully epic better than lotr battle scene

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Spoilers ahead, straight from the tap.

During the Battle with the walkers, Bran is able to warg into the Night King's mind, causing him to crash while riding the dragon. Because undead, the dragon and Night King are fine, but the dragon cannot fly anymore due to broken wing. The Night King eventually forces Bran out of his mind, and makes a stand on foot against Jon. Throughout the battle, they trade blows with the Night King nearly achieving victory, until he is stabbed in the back at the last second before striking Jon down by Arya, using the Cat's Paw. All Walkers and Wights immediately disintegrate, and the living are victorious. Jon returns to Winterfell and meets up with Dany, where he notices, due to her figure, that the whore is pregnant.

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White walkers are out to kill all sexists shitlords

Sansa, Missandei, Daenerys, Melisandre

They always said this episode was 54 minutes, which is the length without the behind the scenes stuff included. Next week's is 58 minutes. The four after that are 80 minutes.

and my SNEED

For all Hollywood's talk about diversity, they will never do a fantasy China fantasy middle east, just throw whatever "diversity" they have to hand into settings that are clearly derived from European history.

Who cares lmao they'd use filler shit anyway

i cant believe they fucked up the one thing i still enjoyed about the show. as shitty as the show has got, the intro has always been kino. why in the fuck did they do this? its RETARDED

Esso is Africa to Westeros Europe

Yara and Cersei I could easily dump gallons in.

Gilly and Meera too if they were actually still on the show

3rd
think they only have more people on battlefield, doesnt necessarily mean the battle will be better

remove the filler content in this episode and we're looking at like 10-15 minutes tops

The LOTR tv show can't come soon enough.

THE WHOOOOAAAAAAR IS PREGNANT

No Sothoryos is Africa literally and Essos is obviously West Asia because it has sandniggers and turks in it.

Essos is more Asia (steppe lords, Yi Ti/China in the far East etc)
Africa is Summer islands/Naath/Sothoryios

Sorry ill allow the imp, eunuch, and disabled wizard to just tell you everything.

Valyrian steel.

Jealous?

Too heavy for me.

Where were you before?

I could've used your help
with Sansa.

She doesn't like your queen,
does she?

Sansa thinks
she's smarter than everyone.
She's the smartest person
I've ever met.

Now you're defending her?

You?

I'm defending our family.

So is she.
Yeah.
I'm her family too.
Don't forget that.

>Implying it won't be god-awful

Meera will come back

Sansa used to be one of my favorites but the show has kinda fucked her up. They've also masturbated way too much with making Arya a ninja. They can't both be emotionless, it ruins the whole dynamic.

I've only seen the dragon riding scene from the new season. Is it all this bad?

Everything is so drawn out at this point. How many times do we have to hear Jon give a speech on how the dead are coming and they have to band together? This Sansa x Dany drama is pointless filler until the WW hit Winterfell and it will get resolved right after.

where is the fukken tree mate

We live in a world of spoilers and easily offended snowflakes. People don't watch shows if they have spoiled, or if their favorite character has something bad happen. Its why every tv show now is 100% boring and safe. Nothing to get spoiled, and nothing ever happens.

Have they said what it's going to be about or is it a re-imagining of the movie?

was Arya being edgy like usual and saying "Don't forget that" as a threat?

>Both dragons are literally copy/pasted with slightly different colouration
bravo dnd

How does it take THREE FUCKING WEEKS to sail from King's Landing to Pentos? It's literally across the Narrow Sea. Were they paddling the whole way?

>Melisandre
second this

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there was nothing left to tell. it was made clear he was dragonfag in last season. this dragon podracing was useless.

cheers

Dude I can't wait for a black Sauron and more powerful obese elf women

Literally nothing happened this episode

GURM didn't put it in (the first big res maps are from his AWOIAF book, it's meant to be some maester's atlas or some shit)

>The west is Westeros
>The east is Essos
>The south is Sothyros
>The North isn't called Northos
Fucking hell

It's a prequel. It takes place during Sauron's rise to power and eventual fall.

It's a prequel series. They're not allowed to do anything about relating to the actual Lord of the Rings anymore.

It's going to take place in middle Eastern earth and they gon be black khazar dun

please let Sam stab her in the stomach for revenge

More like Eurasia to Westeros' europe.
There are cities in essos based on Italian merchant republics, Egypt, the nomadic hordes of central eurasia/mongolia. The Andals came from there, who are basically Anglo-Saxons, the children of the forest being native Britons, like the welsh

>she’s the smartest person I’ve ever met

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you forgot the name of the planet

>Norfos

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The fatman does it again

This is a real spoiler. Do not hover over this if you don't want the first major twist ruined for you.

So in the first battle against the walkers we find out that dragon glass doesn't actually work against walkers. The night king simply dissipates the resurrection of his minions when they get hit with dragon glass because he can feel it. Fire is their only real weakness so he tricked men into relying on weapons instead of fire. Valyrian steel still works for some reason but it's not explained in the episode.

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>The planet is planetos

Bravo

how has george not fucking finished TWOW yet

>to Westeros' europe
I meant Britain

My /got/ waifu ranking
#1 Ygritte
#2 The Waif
#3 Fake Sansa
#4 The ginger prostitute who fucked Pod and was on Bronn in this episode
#5 Ros
All other grills are shit

AMERICAN TOLKIEN

you're already earning millions...whats the point

That's stupid.

Why didnt George just fuse Westeros to Essos?

It would be pretty downright distasteful, for a nigh lovecraftian horde of eldritch creatures left behind by the progenitor species, that brought the world of man low before, and in a an age of heroes and crazy shit like that...

...Be brought down mid season, by what is essentially a mongol horde, a platoon of eunuchs, 2(yes, two) dragons and a LA CREATURA.

I refuse to believe they could possibly be so tone deaf.

Sothoryos is literally Africa, south America, Jurassic park, skull island, and the land of the lost all rolled into one.
>darkies
>pigmonkey men
>other type of dragon
>giant dinosaurs
>giant apes
>lost cities of unknown origin
>killer plants
>presumably enough other horrors to put all the syfy channel movies to shame
>the diseases that are so over the top they're nightmare fuel

HBO is paying him not to contradict the tv show.

Jorah already said the 100,000 Dothraki can live off horses. The 2 dragons can literally fly to the ocean to fish, they're not that far from either sea in Winterfell, not for a dragon.

They'd only have to feet 8,000 unsullied and that's presuming they didn't bring any food supplies with them from the fertile areas of Slaver's Bay to Dragonstone or they didn't get any extra supplies from Dorne or the Reach.

stop feeding us this pig slop.

He's busy making a videogame

sounds dumb and doesn't explain why the VFX for them getting killed by dragonglass are identical to when jon killed one with his sword.

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We already saw dragonglass works when Sam stabbed a walker you twat

who's face will arya use next??????????

Meera Reed

>the continued butchering of LOTR universe
Pls no, the hobbit was enough

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Everyone important dies, Pod wins the throne.

>what is the Arm of Dorne

Yeah i'm calling bullshit

>Fire is the real weapon
>Haha we tricked you into using something else
>They still have two fire breathing dragons
This is stupid enough to actually happen in this show

How many horses does the dothraki consume per day?

Checkmate

FINISH THE FUCKING BOOKS

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why, when he can milk you dumb fucks for millions and hang around celebrities in the meantime...

are you incapable of reading?

>The night king simply dissipates the resurrection of his minions when they get hit with dragon glass because he can feel it.

He intentionally severs his connection to an undead when they get attacked with dragon glass.

no ghost/10
brainlet dragon fans ree

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magic penis

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>Arya kills NK
this would be fucking awful

Came here to see peoples opinions. It seems Yea Forums hates shows as much as Yea Forums hates music and Yea Forums hates games.

I'm betting it's been done, but HBO is lining his pockets to withhold, until they're done with teh series.

WRITE THE BOOK YOU FATFUCK

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He doesn't care, he was spending most of the day looking for people having sex to Warg into

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why does Sansa look like she fucked GRRM the night before

Of course the fat fuck can only think about food

Based and redpilled kid

It's in the leaks by the same guy that accurately leaked episode 1. Also the same guy that says that Tyrion will betray Daenerys

Correct. People that achieved nothing in life are apparently great and constructing the perfect show.

the show turned to shit, what do you expect

>are you incapable of reading?
>So in the first battle against the walkers we find out that dragon glass doesn't actually work against walkers

Are you actually retarded?

did he even like his family wtf

busy doing Dark Souls 7

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But why? Presumably TWOW probably ends around the same point season 6 did, and even then they've said TWOW will be very different from the show. It won't spoil anything about the show, he hasn't even started writing ADOS yet.

link the leaks

i am no man

Bend the knee

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Why did you guys not like this episode? I thought it was pretty good as an intro to Season 8. At least it didn't fill like they're catering to fucking normies like Season 7 did. Back when GoT was great, there were slow episodes, they're part of what made it have a good flow.

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Is
>She is the smartest person I've ever met i
the same as Rick telling Beth that she is not evil, but smart? What actually """""smart'"""" move Sansa ever done? She was just behaving herself untill someone resque her and then used magic wombo jombo to """""oustmasrt"""" CIA.
What's so smart about that?

Who even gives a shit at this point? We already know the story and its dogshit.

>dany will be critically injured and Sam will let her die to get revenge
screencap this

>Emma will never sit on your face

Why is it so bad, I'm starting to think I should watch it as a comedy.

That's not Sansa is it? Jesus she looks awful

Are you stupid? He PRETENDED that his walkers could be killed by dragonglass beforehand because he wanted them to to think that dragonglass can kill wakers. He stops pretending as soon as the first real battle happens because his goal has been achieved, they manned their army with useless weapons.

Tyrion will "betray" Dany by freeing Jaime when he is on death row, because Jaime did the same for him. He's not gonna actually be evil or anything.

HBO Does not want fans to know that Stannis is absolutely winning every single battle of TWOW

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Sadly it seems her entire story arc has been to give her the power to infiltrate the enemy and cut off the head.

Only way I can see myself supporting it actually happening is if the NK gets defeated and not killed and tries to retreat thus giving the need for someone that can actually infiltrate his ranks to get close and kill him before he gets so far north none can follow

Tranny is still male

He only could do E1 because of HBO threatening him.

Only other Spoilers are that he says Jaime is in 4 episodes and Tyrion will have a trial in the Dragonpit in front of Sansa, Arya and two unnamed characters (No Jon or Dany) and is executed.

Dragons are overated, and very much mortal against an organized unit that doesn't lose its shit.
Two of them are small fries, when Dragonslut's predecessors had like half a dozen or more at a time. Oh, and the opposition has an undead one.

I'm pretty sure the first intro had no cuts also? Threw me off big time anyway

Setup episodes are boring. Everyone is ready since a while ago. We don't need slow linearly growing exposition, we need the happenings right fucking now.

>At least it didn't fill like they're catering to fucking normies like Season 7 did.
uh yeah it did

Legit leaker here. Lol no. Dany dies in childbirth. Jon is supposed to be crowned king in her place, but turns it down and names Sam king instead.

Thats absolutely brilliant 5D chess Night King is playing.

leaks and sources please. Dragonglass having no effect makes zero sense.

If that was true, wouldn't the Night King have stopped the Walker that Sam killed from dying?

NEW THREAD

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>Little finger-alive

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They showed a map with Númenor on it. That's all we really know.

Except for Mellisandre, that's pretty shit taste my dude.

>At least it didn't fill like they're catering to fucking normies like Season 7 did.

LMAOOOOO, what made GoT great was intriguing politics, very good characters and good dialogue, now it's all about building up to battles and the characters are bland.

Soi hype culture.
It's harder for them to build up hype, when everything is already out in the open, and especially on the off chance it was deemed disappointing.

>work retail
>have faggots Asking people all day long where the godamn GoT oreos are
>there are literal godamn scalpers trying to buy up got oreos to resell on Amazon for $10 or possibly more per pack

>NKs first and last line in the series
>FOOLS! NO MAN CAN KILL ME
*Arya teleports behind him*
>I AM NO MAN, NUTHIN PERSONELL KIIID

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no he wouldn't. His goal was to convince the Night's Watch that dragonglass was effective against walkers so that they would try to man their army with dragonglass instead of relying on fire.

This is retarded. If Dragonglass doesn't work explain why Sam and Edd found those Dragonglass daggers and spearheads on top of the Fist of the First Men. Ancient weapons that the First Men used against the Walkers, and they were probably stored there in case someone needed them again.

Wow thanks for ''spoiling'' the lamest fucking element in the entire series. Here's an actual leak, do not hover over this if you do not want to be actually spoiled
at the end, Jon stabs Cersei but as he lifts his head, he sees Cersei standing in the doorframe. Jon stares down at what he stabs and he sees that he stabbed Mario. ''JON SNOW SITS ON THE COMPETITION''
We then get gameplay footage. His Specials are mostly about throwing his sword and controlling Ghost. The rest of the time, he's just another Marth

It had cuts, but it never jumped locations like this one does from Winterfell to King's Landing. The whole idea of the original intro was to do a flyover of the relevant areas and show them in relation to each other to help viewers understand the geography. Granted that's hopefully not necessary anymore, but at the same time it doesn't really make any sense to suddenly change it to show interiors of areas and whatnot.

I feel like the idea of reversing the order to use the Wall as the starting point rather than King's Landing is a fine idea, as is the tile flipping, but everything else is dumb. Showing the interiors of locations is just showing off and takes away from the simple yet beautiful style the original intro had, and the changes to the murals on the astrolabe just look bad.

>Sophie Turner isn't hot.

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melly and somewhat cersei

He never finished Avalon. If ASoIaF turns out to be Avalon I'll take back everything I ever said about GRRM. I don't expect that, though. I expect that he's moved on and ASoIaF will remain unfinished.

Pretty sure the three scenes on the band are dragons burning harrenhall, the red wedding, and the birth of the danys dragons

How does jaime die after 4 episodes if the actor was paid for six episodes, user?

This is not only very stupid, but also looks like something d&d would find smart.
I'm chosing to believe you, user

I'm okay with this.

> "The Elephants don't fare well on the water"
>*Spends budget on fucking dragon race scene instead*

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Cause GRRM is actually a good writer and his story will put HBO's to shame
Also stannis will win everything, which will make the fans see the series as no more than a fanfic

>GRRM is actually a good writer
Get back to finishing those books George

Good.
It would ruin the consistency if everyone just travelled all over the whole world.

BASED Bear loli telling Dany to fuck off from their land

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that kid fucking rules lmao

They're really milking that one letter from the book for all it's worth.