Who are the action heroes of the zoomer generation?
Who are the action heroes of the zoomer generation?
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Chris Pratt, Keanu Reeves come to mind right away.
Captain Marvel and Rei
>cuck pratt
>basedanu reeves
Go to bed grandpa
Thanks to 80s nostalgia, literally the same people
Rambo V, King Conan and Die Hard 6 are all happening next year or two I think
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Did I strike a nerve? I though Yea Forums's general consensus was that John Wick was solid but overrated with zoomers.
It's actually kinda sad realizing the rock is in his fucking late 40s
Ew, such toxic masculinity, I need my s()y starcucks
John Wick, Dredd, The Equalizer and The Accountant.
John wick is fun and all but Keanu is like 50 at this point
A zoomer action hero would probably look more like Scott Eastwood if he actually acted in anything good
> action heroes
> zoomers
They only have capeshit and fantasy
The average Joe hero is a Boomer thing, sadly
Literally all are old people
zoomer action heroes are probably the MCU actors, there's not really any big stars known for only making action right now, those guys are doing lower budget movies like Scott Adkins my favorite action hero currently. I hesitate to call Keanu Reeves a current day action hero even though the John Wick movies are pretty big, he's still a 90's action hero to me.
So?
Unironically Michael B Jordan, Henry Cavill and Chris Hemsworth
I forgot to mention, this is a Jew thing to control guns
If Hollywood was not controlled by them, we could still have movies like die hard
Even a guy like Jason Statham is considered boomer tier
Statham? I still associate him more with the early 00's though
How did people who grew up with these action heroes become so onions?
Captain America
Iron Man
Hulk
pic related was fucking great action kino
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The whole male saves the day is considered toxic is Hollywood now
An entire generation of heterosexual males have resorted to sports to find their heroes because Hollywood is only capeshit
Butler in general delivers pretty consistently.
What's more likely
>a business banking in on a 60 year old untapped market
vs
>people from all over the world of a specific ethnicity that one can join at will somehow secretly communicate to take over the US through a convoluted supervillain scheme
I'd say Keanu was more of an action star for The Matrix era
They like them because they're "campy", not because of manliness. Masculinity is cheesy and gay.
The Rock began as meme in this generation and now is the major action star. the rest was around for too long (and with a career in action movies already) to be considered zoomer material
I would gladly watch those three guys saving an airport from terrorists on new year's Eve, but no
They have to be pajama wearing comic "heroes"
I miss real actors
The Driver from Drive
Oh good the retards have arrived
zoomer action heroes is probably netflix mcu shit like Daredevil and Punisher but those actors don't really do action hero type roles outside those so they're not real action heroes. if Uncharted with Tom Holland gets made he'll probably become zoomer action hero which is just fucking depressing, zoomers need more chad cinema
Of this list the only action actor is Keanu. Pratt is a comedian
The rock
nice to hear, was gonna check it out later today
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yup, he had Point Break, Speed and Matrix in the 90's. Jon Wick is his old man role.
Same here, but it's not like there are no other movies coming out, contrary to what you'd guess by looking at a Yea Forums catalog
What are the badass aliens of the zoomer generation?
Smug, unlikable white women with no character development.
it's literally a 90's action blockbuster. it's gonna go down as a classic, think like The Rock of our era
Latter, since it was what actually happened when Stalin sent the Frankfurt School from Germany into the US in the 40s
Me too. There's something to be said about honing an archetype over the course of a career. An archetype that wasn't a quippy superhero, anyway.
Keanu is closer to 5000
"I am groot"
:(
What’s sad about it?
Hollywood stopped making terrorists movies because libtards and the joos need to be politically correct
The only heroes on screen are capeshit
They can't make a good guys bad guys movie to the point of removing the flag scene from the moon landing because muh guilt
The western Civilization is doomed by the feelings mob
Stalin had more immediate and pressing concerns in the 40s, such as killing off the entire communist party
Idk he is probably the last pure "big muscles and charisma" actor out there that doesn't do capeshit consistently
Action heroes are sexist hupermasculine stereotypes grampa, we only look up to strong independent queer black womyn
The Rock, Tom Hardy
already past his prime and he has made like two good movies. he wastes time doing kiddy shit when he should be doing fucking classics like Arnold back in the day. the difference is prime Arnold was fuckign amazing at recognizing talent and picking projects. The guy worked with some of the best action directors of all time. The Rock does movies with mediocre comedy directors. literally the only time he's done anything good was when he worked with good action directors who knew how to use him like Bay (even though Pain & Gain isn't an action movie), Peter Berg and the guy who did Shot Caller. The Rock is rich as fuck and has huge power, he can do literally whatever he wants. If he was smart he'd go to fucking Chad Stahelski, Gareth Evans and Jeremy Saulnier and say let's make a movie together. I'm sure there's a lot of actually good directors who'd kill to make a movie with The Rock but he only cares about making money.
I'm trying to think of a pun involving the word mutt but I can't think of anything, pretend I said something funny
Do zoomers even love Tom?
Hollywood stopped making terrorists movies because your average terrorist movie was mid-budget, and the mid-budget movies are dead because this is an era of either indie flicks that go straight to Netflix, low production horror movies that consistently make money, or HUGE FUCKING SHIT $200+ million studio tentpole movies
You say it's just terrorist movies that have died off but basically every genre movie has also died off and been overtaken by capeshit
Too white and conventionally attractive.
gonna continue this since I forgot, I read S Craig Zahler's script The Fury of The Strong Man and it would be literally perfect for The Rock and his starpower is the only way that script would ever get made. It needs a pretty big budget but it's insanely violent and would probably get an nc17
They didnt. Its 90s kids larping.
Well he still is on the fast and furious movies(and he going to be in a spin off i think?), and those are like a type of capeshit but on a lower level of quality. But yeah i like his other roles.
Pablo is Canadian and gerard is Scottish dumbass
80s and 90s kids are the same generation
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Indeed except the people that grew up with 80s movies are 70s kids, and they are in their late 40s now
>inferior french and english genes
>scottish
My point stands
The only valid answer is John Wick, and only because Keanu doesn't age and zoomers want to appropriate him
Who watched Speed in cinema?!
Boomers report in
>beautiful white hair in his old age
>unbuttoned shirt, alpha as fuck
>concerned about his weight
How can one man be so based
>Dancing isn't "action"
Heh, I'd like to see you win an intergalactic danceoff user
Age is just a number, you are only as old as you feel.
Aging makes you feel like shit
John Wick
keanu was a 90's action star though
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I like his Undisputed movies, I'm not even afan of MMA.
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Is Jason Statham current enough to be a "Zoomer" action star?
>4 stars from loaded and capital fm
lmao
Based Adkins. Michael Jai White as well.
The patrician's choice is Scott Adkins.
action is to 80s as western is to 50s
in the 10s we are, we got memes
therefore our meme heroes are christian bale, aiden gillian, tommy hard and that guy who played sheev
I like Adkins. I'd want him to be Batman if he wasn't a manlet
How can Yea Forums dislike capeshit for being paint by the numbers, mindless corporate good-vs-evil stories with no deeper things but like 80s action movies for being the same thing?
The Rock and pic related
Because they weren't a 20 movie connected mess that you're racist for not liking.
>early 00
>zoomers
Movies like this turned masculinity into a cartoon, of course nobody's gonna take it seriously anymore.
Is that Jason Statham with hair?
Statham wished he could fight like Scott Adkins.
Probably MMA fighters, honestly. You don't need fiction to see shirtless muscly men beat the shit out of each other anymore.
>only as old as you feel
Based pedo. Got my niece over tonight so I'll give it a go on your recommendation, friend.
Matt Damon?
The Rock.
It was alright.
New Mel movie was good too.
I miss movies with that much color
>draft dodger
>Lefors Security
Mallrats reference?
Probably felt pretty bad when John Ford was relentlessly making fun of him for that
Keanu Reeves is more from the millennial generation (Matrix trilogy, Constantine, etc)
Wars are for poors
HIS REAL NAME WAS MARION LMAO