I can't remember my original trip, but the antenna story guy is not me.
Spoilers for the beginning and end of Episode IX below.
>the Resistance is in a stronger place because of a civil war within First Order space >after the fall of the Empire an Imperial leader led an army into the Unknown Regions and beyond the galaxy's edge, following coordinates left by Palpatine >Snoke was a student of Palpatine who was meant to rule temporarily in this leader's absence, but since the army never returned, he declared himself Supreme Leader >now that this leader has returned, he sees Kylo Ren's rule as illegitimate, and intends to declare himself Emperor >Rey is mentored by Luke's Force ghost, but also haunted by a female voice she calls "mother" >R2-D2 is droid-napped by a bounty hunter because of some OT-era data locked away in his memory banks (the coordinates) that Kylo Ren wants >the core group is freed up to search for R2 because of the turmoil within the First Order's ranks; even the Knights of Ren are working against Kylo >R2's data leads the crew to a world outside of galactic space, where the new Emperor's army is garrisoned around a temple where the locals worship Daritha, the "source" of the dark side (represented by a red crystal); Kylo pursues them
>Daritha manifests as Rey's mother to Rey and as Palpatine to Kylo; it wants both of them to take the crystal >Luke appears and tells them that the crystal here was the first focusing point of the Force in the universe, but as people used the Force to shed blood, it became corrupted; the more that were killed in its name, the more powerful the Force became, hungry for more death; generations of Jedi had inadvertently corrupted the source of their power by engaging in war and bloodshed; if they had just laid down their arms, the dark side would have devoured itself; but the Force had awakened to this reality and birthed the architects of its own destruction >Rey could draw on the Force to bring her parents back to life, and Ben could seize it all into himself and become all-powerful, but to do so, the crystal demands a sacrifice; they could kill the other to get what they want, or they could destroy the crystal itself and sever the connection to the Force forever >they ignite their lightsabers and destroy the crystal together; the crystal tears through the roof, igniting like a giant red lightsaber, bisecting Hux's ship in orbit >they flee the planet as the crystal tears it apart; their connection to the Living Force fades as the planet disintegrates >in space, Lando lands the killing blow on the new Emperor's flagship >the Resistance celebrates on Yavin 4, and Rey steps away from her friends to speak with Ben, who is being escorted away to prison; she tells him that Leia died in the fighting; Ben looks behind her and sees Luke and Leia standing by two trees before fading away; "no one's ever really gone," he says
Easton Gutierrez
>Drip-fed leaks will not save IX >JJ will not save IX >Reylo will not save IX >A new mystery box Macguffin will not save IX >The Knights of Ren will not save IX >Retconning TLJ will not save IX >Callbacks to the prequels will not save IX >Lando will not save IX >Practical effects will not save IX >Rumored George Lucas involvement will not save IX
Ethan Adams
If this is real they just need to kill this series
Connor Brown
I'm just imagining Kylo being dragged off to jail, hands behind his back, like some Scooby-Doo shit.
Brayden Perry
>sever the connection to the force Obviously bullshit. If they sever it, how will there be new force users for more movies later on? Disney wouldn't do that.
Ethan Diaz
This sounds aggressively fucking terrible, so I’m willing to believe it’s true
Nicholas Powell
>I can't remember my original trip thanks mr.fakeandgay
Lincoln Reed
>Mouthbreating larper with fake spoiler garbage Fucking kill your family and then yourself, you fucking faggot
Lincoln Davis
"I'd have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for these meddling mary-sues."
>the Resistance is in a stronger place because of a civil war within First Order space >>after the fall of the Empire an Imperial leader led an army into the Unknown Regions and beyond the galaxy's edge, following coordinates left by Palpatine >>Snoke was a student of Palpatine who was meant to rule temporarily in this leader's absence, but since the army never returned, he declared himself Supreme Leader >>now that this leader has returned, he sees Kylo Ren's rule as illegitimate, and intends to declare himself Emperor >>Rey is mentored by Luke's Force ghost, but also haunted by a female voice she calls "mother" >>R2-D2 is droid-napped by a bounty hunter because of some OT-era data locked away in his memory banks (the coordinates) that Kylo Ren wants >>the core group is freed up to search for R2 because of the turmoil within the First Order's ranks; even the Knights of Ren are working against Kylo >>R2's data leads the crew to a world outside of galactic space, where the new Emperor's army is garrisoned around a temple where the locals worship Daritha, the "source" of the dark side (represented by a red crystal); Kylo pursues them Sounds fucking terrible for movie #9
Anthony Taylor
NO, I'm the real Mizzlewump
>Palpatine is partially trapped in Vader's mask and in the Death Star >Snoke was trained by him >The movie plot is about looking for a way to stop Kylo from getting to the Death Star >they fight and in the end join forces to defeat Palpatine >they win
Logan Hill
Actually, I am the real Mizzlewump.
Luis Parker
No, I am the real Mizzlewump
Kevin Diaz
Moo
Robert Cruz
Kylo's new name is Dark Vaper
Matthew Brooks
>if they had just laid down their arms, the dark side would have devoured itself
This triggers the KOTOR2 Exile
Daniel Gonzalez
>how will there be new force users for more movies later on
They'll something something plot to bring it all back.
Dylan Kelly
>Ben looks behind her and sees Luke and Leia standing by two trees before fading away; "no one's ever really gone," he says That sounds like a cop comedy
Jason Baker
Reminder >star wars land takes place after 9 in the timeline >all of the mains except Poe make appearances >both sides still exist and are still at war
No one will die, nothing will get resolved, the unsatisfying end will be an ass pull about how light and dark must always exist in conflict for balance
Daisy Ridley and Adam Driver filmed a sizable chunk of the movie together without any of the other actors. The TIE Fighter scene in the trailer is obviously a training exercise. This is reinforced by the leaked shot from the shareholder preview.
I don’t know if Reylo is going to be a thing but the otherwise lack of Kylo Ren in the trailer more or less confirms he is not the villain of the film and teams up with Rey early on.
Considering his father doesn’t actually have a last name and his mother’s name is technically Skywalker and not Organa, I’m guessing he’s the Skywalker referenced in the title
