/GoT/

Hope they got all their yas queen one liners out of their system so we can get more Jaime screentime.

what do the white walkers actually want

where to watch?

Can someone please post the leaks?

it's /got/

sound like a beaner or indian that they die to procreate like cockroaches.
t. spic, btw

royal cunny

3

you just know arya or sansa is going to give a quirky one-liner to a white walker before killing it

i just want to say I hate women especially in tv shows talking down to men

youtube.com/watch?v=DkdbetJTZGA

I have seen the script for episodes 2 and 3. Not larping. Not going to give away too much for fear of being found out so I will answer 1 (one) question only from the first user to get dubs

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kill everyone

Hot Pie's pie.

fake & gay

Not even being hyperbolic but it was a legit 3/10 for the dialogue alone. Pandering shlock.

why do unsullied march with such short and fast steps? is it autims?

who dies?

So I've been trying to collect all of these

>How did you survive a knife to the chest
>I didn't

>What do dragons eat, anyway?
>Whatever they want

>Stay back! he has blue eyes!
>My eyes were always blue!

>I've never ridden a dragon
>You learn by riding a dragon

>What do I hold onto
>Whatever you can

>We could be a thousand years here
>We would be pretty old

>It's cold
>Then keep your queen warm

>If you want a whore, but it. If you want a Queen, earn it
>literally gives her vag away in less than 5 minutes from saying that

>They're stubborn as goats
>A goat bleets on screen

>Jamie arrives in Winterfell to see Bran waiting for him
>Jamie says “Nice wheels”
>Bran responds “Nice hand”
>Jamie asks “Can i give you a push?”
>Bran simply smiles
>episode ends

BRAVO DABID
>BRAVO DABID
BRAVO DABID
>BRAVO DABID
BRAVO DABID
>BRAVO DABID
BRAVO DABID
>BRAVO DABID
BRAVO DABID
>BRAVO DABID

>hype up some mega twist and mystery around the white walkers
>there's no actual twist and they will be defeated in ep. 4
This is what's gonna happen.

who's gonna find you out here?

I'm half jew slav but I never benefitted from any jew perks like a functional family

How many white men/boys died in the first episode alone?

How often do you suck cock, is it a habit or occasional?

i don't know why i cringed so much, that scene included, like what the fuck is that, it was so retarded

the FUCKING ALADDIN scene with jon and daenerys riding the dragons like they don't give a shit about the upcoming dangers or that people will starve

the never ending cringey two liners
>How did you survive a knife to the chest
>I didn't

>What do dragons eat, anyway?
>Whatever they want

>Stay back! he has blue eyes!
>My eyes were always blue!

>We could be a thousand years here
>We would be pretty old

>It's cold
>Then keep your queen warm

it all felt cheap as fuck

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>shlock

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>unironically watching game of one liners in current year

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bait is very obvious. You really want to feel smart this day, boy

>Stannis
>dead

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E1

Pros
>The ending with Jaime and Bran as a callback to Season 1
>Night King still leaving messages

Cons
>Euron is garbage
>Sansa is an unreasonable cunt
>Dragon flying
>Reunions didn't live up to the hype at all
>Dialogue was horrible
>Northerner lords are depicted as idiots lets be honest
>Theon's rescue of Yara is ridiculous

Bad/10

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5/10 a good number of callbacks to ep 1

The last 4 episodes have been reunions, for the love of god fucking do something

>fixating on gender and race of fictional characters
hi tumblr.

When the wight kid opened his eyes I really wanted to point it out to someone

Too bad I have no friends and I was watching it by myself

if they end up legitimately just being ice zombies and only exist so that the writers can have a big battle where lots of characters die I'm going to be so fucking pissed. they NEED to have something more to them to actually make them more than just a big bad.

dubs was already had you must answer this question

>is that a command lady stark?
>is that a personal attack?

>i don't know why i cringed so much
you are emotionally underdeveloped and can't fathom feelings beyond your comfort zone

Why would you shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane?

Whatever they want

>>Jamie arrives in Winterfell to see Bran waiting for him
>>Jamie says “Nice wheels”
>>Bran responds “Nice hand”
>>Jamie asks “Can i give you a push?”
>>Bran simply smiles
>>episode ends

did this happen? I skipped most of the dialogue because it was so boring

>New opening
youtu.be/TZE9gVF1QbA
>Stag is still amongst 4 main houses (see pic)
STANNIS ALIVE CONFIRMED
STANNIS
STANNIS
STANNIS

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>I'm a spic too

its really bad. probably 4/10 some cgi actually looks pretty good but other times it look appauling. There are two many characters for any meaningful scenes and this is reducing most of the plot to just exchanges of one-liners designed to show "character" the rest is just exposition. At this point you pretty much have to be autisitc or taking notes to know what each characters motivation is. Speaking of autistic bran now acts as simply as a deus ex machina to resolve any issues the writers have given themselves by making sure everyone can know what they need to know to advance to the next plot point.

Also were back to the endless muhwamens scenes where every male character has to be explicitiy overuled by a woman every other time they speak. There was also a scene were the two black characters got a funny look from the white notherners which was probably designed to get GIFD on twitter by black people.

The whole thing is a parady of itself. Im basically only sticking around for the memes and that women in the bar's giant milkers.

No he doesn't, at least not it ep 2 or 3. Thats it folks, thanks for playing.

What's /got/ 's favorite anime?

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Add "No Stannis" to Cons. He """""died""""" off screen.

>nobody listens to old white men anymore

what did varys and tyrion mean by this?

Alys Karstark is too pure for this fake and gay /got/ thread.

>messages
what messages? putting some kid on a wall is a message now?

>fucking do something
Don't worry, episode 3 will have 82 minutes of fighting.

the virgin walk

Arya nude scene when?

they want the queens pusy

at this point queen cunt can do no wrong

>hey jon I killed your best friend's dad and brothers like the mad king would

>np

>btw the throne is yours

>dont care

so he wont ever grow a spine, will he

First episode gave away the whole season.

>who is Hammerboy

i have autism: the post

I had the EXACT same thought as you did when I first watched the intro. I thought it was just me.
Based

any more crap cgi scenes?

it was all b movie tier

Rollan
Is it a piece of shit

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4/10, glad I was tripping balls instead of watching this shitshow.

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>Tyrion is actually going to be executed for treason

LMAOOOOOOOOO

So how the fuck did they find a captive within a fleet of ships, with zero resistance?

Are you telling me Theon just walked onto the fucking flagship with no resistance?

Modern TV and movie dialogue writing to a certain target audience has degenerated to this retarded quipcore for the retards to post grainy subtitled gifs of on Twitter

No dubs but this is a freebie, yes (obviously)

Not soon enough

they want to preserve existence of white people and the future of white children

this
chaosh

And you couldn't handle it.

it did? enlighten us then.

More like Renly is alive.

Yeah just the bastard gendry

I hope this is fake.

>has the power to control anyone
>Uses it to control wolves and a retarded guy

>Implying Yea Forums doesn't constantly do the same thing

>instead
so you're rating something you didn't watch?

your doing a shit job m8, you missed every single arya line

>she thinks shes smarter than everyone else
>shes the smartest person i know

>you left me to die
>first i robbed you

>i knew you were just a rich girl
>im the only rich girl you know

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>>Jamie arrives in Winterfell to see Bran waiting for him
>>Jamie says “Nice wheels”
>>Bran responds “Nice hand”
>>Jamie asks “Can i give you a push?”
>>Bran simply smiles
>>episode ends
such pottery

a few good men?

Pretty comfy even if nothing really happened. Good for people like me who don't listen to GoT podcasts or browse the general all day to be given some time to get caught up. I suppose they don't really have many set pieces for this season since there's only six episodes and they already blew a whole one on only catching various characters up on what we already knew. Daenerys' winter regalia was pretty kino.

Jon is a pussy whipped bitch, the sooner both of them die the better

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err why did they nailed lumpy loaf breads on the wall?? it makes no sense

I thought that the totality of the scene with the dragons was wasted footage.

It seemed like it was fan service for the dragons? LOOK HOW COOL WE CAN DO THE DRAGONS IN THE COMPUTARS.
Not a fan of the way they shoehorned the Tarly's family reveal to Sam , felt forced as fuck "cna i have a pardon lol".

The Umber boy scene and the last scene were pretty fucking dank tho

That might be because I mostly zone out when Arya's on screen desu

please capitalize "White" when referring to White people in all future posts.

>you left me to die
>first i robbed you
that was a good line tho
the actual cringe was the line after that

One this occured to me at about 2am
>wall survivors find NK's arts and crafts
>"It's a message."
TO WHO? They said less than a minute before that they're behind enemy lines, the eneny lines of an enemy whose goal is literally to wipe out all life everywhere they go. Who the fuck are they sending a message to?

A white ethnostate

They could do some spoilers like when that episode leaked ahead of time in Spain, let's not pretend they are still filming it, this shit is probably already done.

Sunk costs
I plan to no longer patronise mass media after 2019, once star wars is dead

It was the "we need this to happen so it happens" event of this episode. I don't mind too much because it could have worked, but it wasn't interesting enough to bother explaining. It's just resolving a loose end they left in the previous season, so I'm just chalking it up to the bad writing of the previous season more than this one, provided they don't replace it with something stupider.

does anyone die?

dragonwhore will turn on jon when she finds out he's the true king by blood. she will lash out, resulting in some fucking blunder (someone's death) and then realize what she's doing and accept jon as the one true king.

>no based Mel
fucking wasted 0/10

>I always knew you were just another rich girl
>You dont know any other rich girls *walks away*

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Do Jon and Dany get over his actual lineage bullshit quickly?

does sans show boob?

Why did Arya say Jon's sword is to heavy for her? Isn't valyrian steel basically weightless? Did hack writers even read the books?

No but Bran pushes Jamie out a window breaking his legs.

Seriously you people need to have REALLY low expectations for this terrible fucking show. DON'T expect any well crafted twists or narratives, this is the first fucking episode of the last season. This was the episode that should have redeemed the previous shit, it didn't. I'm not even going to watch. Fuck this shit show.

Did they killed the based leaker?

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Zerg rush everything like mindless drones, if they subverted shit they would be basically leftists.

so the iron fleet can be owned by a dickless man and some help?

have sex

lower taxes and more military aid to Qohor

OH NO

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Not only is seal team Theon silly, but why the hell didn’t they try to torch as much of the fleet as possible, especially if they’re so badly protected as for their flagship with a captive to be boarded

no

sans show vagene in episode 4

>The music note captions while the dead child burns

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lmao

Luckily for brainlets like you and me, the creators explained after the episode why they did it. It was two reasons: One, to hint to Daenerys that Jon Snow is a Targaryen, and two, to further establish the heartfelt romantic connection between those two idiots.

And of course dragons are cool and you have some fucking issues if you can't appreciate a few minutes of cool dragons in a show about dragons.

10/10 for stark reunion. Waiting for this for long.

Im afraid of meeting strange girls and have no friends

They don't have balls and I do

Dabid got him

Nah I watched it about an hour ago. Just glad I didn't try to process that shit while trying to remember what gravity feels like.

it's in the real captions. idk why

Know what the hell did Pod to those girls

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>snow

>green fields out of the camera range

all fake

>wasted
5/10

They thought they were safe in KL, they probably let their guard down. Not to mention the "good guy Ironborn" probably have connections and sympathisers.
I'm not saying it's good writing, I'm just saying being explicitly told what kind of plan let them do it doesn't make it any better writing.

Yeah you sound pretty dumb, the way the show now is perfectly made for you.

it's for the Deaf People

its called the reluctant leader you fucking inbred. Back to 6th grade english with you

apologize

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Was Craster a stark descendant?

cerci will turn on everyone, result in great victory for huwhite wonderers

Can we expect some poetry this season?

I let my big thoughts rest when I watch TV. Sue me.

It's a retarded statement because he actually knows several rich girls by that point.

Why doesn't everyone just ask bunch of shit from bran? He's supposed to be this all seeing seer but everyone just seems to be ignoring him.

No but would have been kino

How can she look cuter while almost dying than with all HBO makeup

Big brappy boobies?

>pic
Movies zoomers will never understand

imagine that Missandei will actually have an important role in the show in some way because the producers of the show want to please empowered women and that's why they give so much importance to their annoying arc so far.

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>arya being a selfish cunt staying in winderfel and not going to do the needful killing of lannisters in kings landing thus invalidating the problems they have in the south entirely

pretty disappointing desu

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A Bastard by the name Waters
That is, until Stannis, the rightful King, kindly legitimizes him to continue the dinasty

This is the song that was being used, for the deaf people
youtube.com/watch?v=Z4OhbzSFpnk

A good time.

yeah but why would "child screaming from being burnt" result in "music notes"?

>Why doesn't everyone just ask bunch of shit from bran? He's supposed to be this all seeing seer but everyone just seems to be ignoring him.
because the writers are too bad to deal with the complexity it would add. so they need everyone in the dark so they can write dumb blunders for them.

Do we finally get to see Aryas bare ass?

Bran is a metaphor for the leakers in real life (they will kill him on the show for ''leaking'')

No way this real

dOES QUEEN SLAY YASSSSS?

>s1e1 ends with jaimie pushing bran
>s8e1 ends with jaimie meeting bran
We already had some, there will be much more.

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Lumpy bread is people! Lumpy bread is people!

>left
meh
>right
cute

>Aryas bare ass?
just imagine a flesh colored ironing board.

Should have taken little finger face and sneak attacked already

No wig and retarded gestures and costumes

pure kino

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>no foreplay
>nothing
>instantly inserting the dick from his pants to her vag
>white talking about burnt people
yikes. """"""""professional"""""""""" whores.

Kek

have group sex

Jon Snow and Daenerys relationship won’t last. The episode literally says it.
Jon Snow has control of the Dragons literally show it. No risk Daenerys can use them against him but seems obvious she will find this out the hard way.
Jon gets the iron throne and weds Sansa.

White supremacy of course.
But an army full of cockless niggers and savages led by women stands against them.

So progressive.

>>Sansa is an unreasonable cunt

t. Dany

Gilly's son

how do i Have sex?

Poor girl
Fuck Seth for bailing on her

It's only a model.

Just google it you stupid fuck

>kino
it looks fucking fake. as if they added snow to the intro map

Why am I still watching this/10

Recommend me some shows actually worth my time.

What I don't understand about her is, she was against slavery, but feudalism is OK?

Since when was the red tree area walled? am I in a different timeline?

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sex

generation kill
rome
the terror
band of brothers
twin peaks

Flash

Any semblance of meaning went out when they made the others into literal ice zombies.

>Wow we just had a devastating war with the lannisters, who also backed the ramseys, having killed 1/3 of the adult men in the north
>"Yo shut yo cracka ass up and listen! We gotta team up with dem bois in the south, i know many of you cavebeasts may not like dis but I dont giv a fuk!"
>*The most minor resistance, punctuated by quiet groans*
>Alright, let's team up with the people who committed genocide on us against an enemy we've never even fucking seen.

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What is the message supposed to be?

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Does she love me back?

>ED SHEERAN XD

I thought we were passed this.

>literally has a flaming sword
>fights white walkers
how is he not Azor Ahai again?

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I tried seducing a jewish girl recently, she was very hysterical about being jewish

is this common ? She was from Lorraine

Why is Yara going back to the Iron Island?. Is she being written off the show?

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She says she's against slavery yet has a army of slave child soldiers and slavers.

Whatever he did, it turned him into a total Chad. He must have been lifting for the past two years.

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she literally spelled it out for you: the iron islands are the one place the white walkers can't get to easily, so she wants to take it back for when dragonwhore has to retreat or something

Am I going insane or is Winterfell smaller now than it was at the beginning of the series

reminder Azor Ahai is some retarded book thing and has never been mentioned in the show at all and probably never will

does it get better or worse?

yes, thank god

It was always small, but before they didn't show that it was surrounded by literally nothing

Their religious superiority complex is their worst trait
They're literally fed lies from birth and it ruins even the best of them
>The Nazis are bad because they think Aryan people are better
>But also the goyim are born to be our slaves

>Not a cute fuccboi

It's like you don't even know the show's demographic at all

shes going back to build 1000 ships on her own so when they fight the golden company and euron she can be relevant again

Oy vey da dabids are anti-semites!

So looking at the directors of each episode, the next one is going to end right at the start of the battle for Winterfell right? Then I imagine episode 3 is the battle + escape somehow. 4 is exposition and 5 is the big battle for King's Landing and then 6 is the classic wrap-up episode + betrayal/battle against Cersei but I kind of expect her to try some shit and get ousted beforehand.
This could be slightly kino if they don't completely fuck it up.

At first glance, I thought all that medical equipment was hanging off her head. Then I thought how terrible socialized British medicine is.

I stand by my statement.

based dubs. Yes 2 and 3 are better, though I have only seen scripts, they could always have fucked it up in actual production.

Leaks say they retreat back to dragonstone though.

>because the writers are too bad to deal with the complexity it would add. so they need everyone in the dark so they can write dumb blunders for them.
This. There's always problems when writers throw in deus ex machina. I think the explanation they're going with is something along the lines that anyone doesn't really believe him or know what to make of him, except Sam and maybe the free folk. And to the free folk he'd be close to a some sort of divinity so perhaps it isn't their business to pry. It's unimaginative but most people just swallow it as is, because most people want to avoid having to think while consuming movies or tv shows.

obviously the character did not get to read the leaks...

user no medicine on Earth besides illuminati area 51 rothchild doctors can do anything about that

arya gendry sex scene or jon sansa sex scene which is more likely

whats the worst thing that happens?

design changes every season

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youtube.com/watch?v=DkdbetJTZGA

orgy in final episode

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This is literally how real life whores act. I know because a friend told me.

>complaining about seeing more naked Missandei

Kill yourself faggot.

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WHO IS VALAR MARGULIS?

STANNIS
STANNIS
STANNIS

How can people not be aware that water freezes below 0 degrees..?

what is preventing dragons from literally flying at night and roasting half the fleet before they have time to respond?

Did Qyburn poison one of those prostitutes with pox? How does he know she's going to die within a year?

not that good

they have their own dragon. Plus white walker king can kill dragons as shown before

this is fucking retarded. they don't talk about people getting killed while trying to shove your dick in them.

>white
>male
there you go

>Jamie, you're gonna build Bran a ramp

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It's the targ banner symbol.

Very bad writing, infact Drogon alone would rape any army because he is impossible to kill now.

Lyanna gangrape

It's the Godswood. It's always been like that.

The actor for this guy hasan incredible voice

Because he's actually a very good doctor.

How can people not be aware that water freezes at the surface and does not instantly support an entire army to walk on top of it?

I find it amazing how they can have only 6 episodes and still have to make a filler episode.

They did so very little to advance the plot, just kinda had people meet up, which leads me to believe they will reallllly suck about character story telling once the fight begins.

But who knows, maybe they just had to get this shit out of the way so they could start the story.

1. the dialogue at this point is just shit, and those videos promoting game of thrones as some sort of bastion of storytelling are cringe

2. theyve killed off nearly all the good actors the show had, not that it'd matter anyway as per point 1

3. u can really tell emilia clarke has had two aneurysms

independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/tv/reviews/game-of-thrones-season-8-episode-1-review-hbo-sky-atlantic-jon-snow-daenerys-a8870111.html

Looks like atleast some critics have realised how fucking awful this episode was. (although he's such a smug cunt he'd be right at home in this episode)

Lena Headey hot af
Jaime = Stannis
Sansa - smartest one is lulw
Without Littlefinger everything is boring

>that water freezes at the surface
what are you talking about? water freezes bottom up hence why 90% of icebergs are below surface

>Jaime = Stannis

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Cersei is easily the hottest girl in the show now, besides maybe missandei

so how many episodes do you bet will leak this season? last season we had like 3.

It depends

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How gruesome will Danny's death be?

I hope

are you fucking retarded? the source of the cold is coming from the white walkers, so the surface gets cold first. have you never been to a lake when it's winter and seen the thin ice on top? retarded basementdweller

Many sex workers do in fact get chatty. It's just another shift for them.

>Stay back! He's got blue eyes
>I've always had blue eyes!

Fuck off, that one was pretty good

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Sansa is the hottest to me.

>Hello Samwell. I burned your father alive for being a traitor
o-oh that's ok at least I still have my brother
>[...]

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That's right, back to your turnips, peasant.

why won't cersei do a sex scene fucking bitch wasn't the walking through streets naked a body double as well

I’ve got a thing for milfs and psychotic girls

no they don't.

>implying the writers will ever kill their favorite character
Kek

i just got out of a 5 year coma is game of thrones still amazing hahaha waheyy

did they kill the bitch that leaked the low quality episode on twitter? dumb enough to show her reflection on the screen

To kill all of man, that's what the children of the forest programmed them to do
They're basically the replicators from star gate

I did it and everyone was proud of my capabilities of noticing it 100x faster than they did. One day your time will come user.

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The episode was entirely reunions and exposition. They had to throw something interesting in there.

for their clients too

>You want a Queen? Earn it!
>something something they were lesser men
>Cersei hands over her cunt for that dialogue

lol

if you are a latino or black

he's the only man in the seven kingdoms that knows where the clitoris is

D&D didn't write this episode.

>and psychotic girls
What did you think of the kennel master's daughter?

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I think Melisandre is milfy as fuck. I never thought Cersei was that hot though but I agree with you about Missandei.

Guess you don't pay them enough or you go to the worst kind of sex workers imaginable. Escorts in Finland are always chatty after the intercourse.

If the barrier was downed in seconds by the dragon, how exactly is Winterfell gonna stay up? They don't even have any ballistas around, and if they try to attack with dragons the guy will spear them again.

>t-thanks
What did Sam mean by this?

True dat nigga ass shit

Wife material

kek what? you mean you WANT them to be chatty and talk about unrelated things during sex?

She always was, but yes

Its obvious

You just need to not have low test, faggot

Still more chemistry than Jon and Daenerys have

fucking hell it's so shit

how do people actually get paid to write this

I would breed a dozen children with that angel

none of the major characters are going to get naked now user, they are too big for that shit

Just finished the episode.

Can someone explain to me why it was literally 52 minutes? Didnt they claim in 2017, that every episode was gonna be 90 minutes?

Im utterly confused.

>triggered latino

link?

Qyburn

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twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1117563679099240449

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>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Were white walkers /our guys/ all along?

that'll be released in the directors cut season airing next year

Legitimately can't wait to see how D&D write around this. The dragon could easily incinerate the entirety of Winterfell in a matter of seconds, but they'll no doubt conveniently have the dragon stay far away from it to balance the fight out.

Do women find this character sexy?

Fermented crab.

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Do you think we will get backstory about the NightKing or will he just be the bad guy and get defeated and everything is fine.
Did he make the Targ sigil with the Umbar boy? How does he know what that is? He's been gone thousands of years before the House even existed right?

>implying I even live in the US
Get a grip, faggot

Does Bran forgive Jaime?

you forgo the best one, cocksucker

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eh check out archive, about 17h ago

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Honestly this shit reminds me of an edgier world of warcraft.

>can't be worse than mutiny
They keep doing it, but I don't know if they know they're doing it.

useless question
FUCK YOU MORON

Craster was right all along

It's the same White Walker symbol from the series premiere. Not the Targ symbol.

Only a few things of note happened

>Cersei vowed to match north lol jk no she didn't leading Jaime to leave
>Jon knows his heritage

Aaaand that's about it. Literally nothing else happened except buncha smarmy actors feeling a bit better about themselves

WHO IS VALAR MARGULIS?

That's because Lena and Pilou can act.

nah, world of warcraft is at least somewhat interesting.

They had her getting out of bed naked last season. That's about the extent of it for her.

>Deadwood
never watched it. seems generic

Lena can, at least.

If the last 4 hours aren't a nonstop slog of the Night King killing everyone in Westeros then this show is officially a dumb baby soap opera

;-)

they already showed his backstory in previous season. The white dude tied to the tree which dryads stabbed and turned him to the night king.

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From the trailer it seems they go on open field for battle. Which should be also a disaster, unless the numbers are now even and NK won't just incinerate everyone including the zeds.
To be honest without the dragon the battle would be easily won, they keep whining about them but zeds are low quality infantry and white cucks can be killed by any random skilled warrior anyway.

>he hasn't read the leeks
fucking cretin

Sansa, the fat bastard, Jon, Cersei and Bronn were the best things about the show. The way Arya was fighting the fawn girl inside was good too. That and the spiral message. The council of old men was also good.

Yes, and everyone is a literal Nazi now. Enjoy.

I think that the takeaway we're supposed to get from that scene is that Cersei is a whore, not a queen.

The problem is Sansa is supposed to be an intelligent player of the Game of Thrones by this point in the books, but they forgot to give her something to learn from after they butchered the Alayne plot- you know, the entire story arc where Littlefinger takes her from being an observer in the game of thrones to an actual player. Instead she gets plucked right out of the Vale and sent to Winterfell where she becomes a hostage yet again, this time in a different setting. What should have happened was the Alayne plot, leading up to her taking control of the Vale via her manipulation of Sweetrobin and the advisement of Petyr. She comes back just in time to save Jon from his stupid battle with Ramsay, and then tells him that she will be Queen in the North and that his political gaming got him killed while hers won her a crown.

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Dabid don't have the competence to tie each episode to a fixed timeslot.
However, letting each episode go on for as long as the writers and directors want it to might be a good thing, since when you think about it in this day and age of streaming and "flagship" series, the arbitrary limit of an hour is more and more a holdover of the days when television was broadcast in a limited window. Movies, after all, don't have to be exact in how long they last.

Also the place where he was stabbed had the same pattern as other shit WW do
1/4

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i can't believe bronn was the night king all along

>forehinted that Dany will burn Sansa alive
>Sansa suddenly became Cersei 2.0

2/4

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so are the walkers gonna literally kill everyone i.e summer isles,free cities etc etc or are they a westeros only thing? because if they were a global threat why didn't they invite representatives from the iron bank or shit during that wight demonstration? they could have rallied more people than the night kings army easy

White walkers arent evil as they dont seem to torture humans they just kill them and make them their tools.

i really don't get how anyone could claim the show didn't absolutely fucking shit on the books at the earliest possibly opportunity. i was amazed when i read the books recently

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its a CotF symbol you fucking brick

they cant swim

4/4

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Thank you for what just may be the most retarded thing ever said in the history of Yea Forums

>co-workers finally get to the office
>OMG it was a soooo good

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5/4

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>wagie

Good guys still have air superiority. For the moment. Can't torch the castle if you're busy being tag-teamed by two other dragons.

Also just because you haven't seen them yet doesn't mean Winterfell isn't gonna have AA defenses. Remember all the cool wall defenses they pulled out of their ass for the battle of Castle Black?

you don't know nothing about science. when you put a container full of water inside a freezer, does the surface only freeze or whole quantity water turn into block of ice? checkmate.

She was hot as fuck, but goddamn she had some sharp hips. Bitch needs to eat.

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She's was 23 then compared to 31 today.

Firstly - The sea is salt water you nonce. Secondly, the sea is in constant motion.

NO NO NO

In book lore there was a an invasion of what seems to be Others from the Grey Waste during the Long Night. The Five Forts at Yi Ti's border is basically the wall of Essos.

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Yes.

I would have liked a little bit more than that.

I'm sorry they didn't listen to her

>the FUCKING ALADDIN scene with jon and daenerys riding the dragons like they don't give a shit about the upcoming dangers or that people will starve

>hey why don't we take an impromptu, energy-sapping dragon-trip to the middle of nowhere minutes after having been informed that said dragons are borderline emaciated and food supply is dangerously low
>good idea! reckon we can both fit on one? fuck it let's take both

What a fucking autist

this is the extra nazi black sun

you're a fag

Ill build a ramp up to your ass...ride a dragon up in there.

She's probably being tortured by the HBO jews as we speak. We gotta save her bros

sam stole the only copy of das kapital in the kingdom

its anything but. Fantastic dialogue and acting. Truly a great show

She’s unironically a 10

Fire others, note how the lakes have all dried up.