>"Oh boy, I can't wait to shit on people for being happy for a franchise they love"
>"That's right Jay, nothing better than giving myself a false sense of superiority which reminds me of a Star Trek episode about-"
>"AT ST AT AT, wow! I sure can't wait for our equally brain dead fanboys to meme this to death while jerking off to how we hate other channels for discussing their favorite series HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAH!"
Raimi went a little too far with them, don't you think?
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>if i parody someone it makes them wrong
>redditlettermedia
why do they never watch movies made before 1980?
unironically have sex
Incredible. Not sure how anyone can enjoy their content, especially people from Yea Forums. I mean come on now, even if it's ironic adoration, shitposting should have it's limits. These guys are as Reddit as Reddit gets.
99% of their audience wouldn't relate
>Oh boy I can't wait to make another thread about the closest thing I have to real friends, my dearest RLM. But I am so deeply ashamed and embarrassed that I use them as a friend simulator that I have to mask my love for them by shitting on them to deflect my real feelings.
>"There's a lot of excitement, there's a lot of buzz and it doesn't make a lot of sense to me because I have no interest in intentionally shitty movies. The best bad movies are the ones where the people making it didn't realize they were making a bad movie."
- Jay Bauman (director / star / producer) of Space Cop on Sharknado
I didn't realize that Eraserhead, Dawn of the Dead, Martin, Pink Flamingos, Suspiria, Psycho and Citizen Kane (which is featured prominently in the Plinkett Episode III review) were all made after 1980.
Oh and the original Star Wars as well as the first Star Trek series and first movie
I like RLM well enough, but they might have the worst fan base on the internet.
>Literally you faggot
You must be very sheltered if you actually think this.
>what is the movie Hackers?
That Mike is greatly animated, but Jay looks like a Adam Sandler character. I guess his face is just not caricaturable
those are so mainstream they don't count
>Citizen Kane
Lol if Jay and Mike have seen this movie more than once I'll eat my own nuts
imagine being so contrarian you start to agree with star wars fan boys
Hackers is a movie from 1995, which chronologically is AFTER 1980 you fucking ape.
Okay, I definitely over exaggerated a bit there, but it's not a good fanbase by any stretch of the definition.
>moving the goalposts
>Eraserhead and Pink Flamingos are mainstream
Don't call me a contrarian. I'm what Yea Forums calls a Redditor and capeshitter but these guys are just unbearable. Wtf
And here you are, participating in the fanbase
my zoomer nephew has watched Eraserhead
looks like they were right
It's an act, you know that, right?
>could only come up with 7 movies
>5 of them are from the late 70s already and the other 2 are cinema 101
They make fun of people for enjoying things while only existing as an entity because they talk about those things. They're stereotypical gen x 2cool slackers. Kevin Smith without the ambition.
Does that somehow make it no longer a movie made before 1980?
yes
What's your point? You said they don't review movies made before 1980. I replied with movies they have reviewed before 1980. Is there some sort of quota of movies made before 1980 that they should be required to discuss? They just talk about movies they enjoy, dipshit.
About what? Their humor is shit and they're capeshitters too. Not sure why they get a pass around here.
They do all the time on Best of the Worst
>Cut out the space battles
What did Jay Bauman mean by this regarding Rogue One?
Look at how many threads are made here every day about capeshit and Star Wars. How are they any different than this dump?
you can make fun of things and fanbases of things you enjoy
>Is there some sort of quota of movies made before 1980 that they should be required to discuss?
to a certain extent yes, they don't have much knowledge about the history of film as a medium which makes them bad critics
>inb4 "that doesn't count because of some arbitrary reason I just made up!"
>Jay: I HATED it.
>Mike: I thought it was entertaining.
>Jay: well I didn't hate it...
Touche'd and check'd
Based ballmuncher
>to a certain extent yes, they don't have much knowledge about the history of film as a medium which makes them bad critics
does it though? do you need to know about films that are over 40 years old to tell what is and is not a good movie in 2019? I dont know if I'd call them good critics, but this condition you've set upon all critics seems dubious.
How dare they mock others for enjoying something! Now ket’s all laugh at that cuck’s reaction to the trailer again.
>do you need to know about films that are over 40 years old to tell what is and is not a good movie in 2019?
yes, you uneducated zoomer cretin
RLM is based. Half in the Bag and a few other series of theirs are the only reason I still visit YouTube, and I don't even watch movies lmao.
i'm 28, you tard.
faggot
>Hey guys, I love to watch black and white movies and suck cocks as well
>y'all are a bunch of zoomers
Go stick a hammer up your ass you fucking pseud.
Name an episode that isn't Jurassic World where anything even resembling this happened.
They're plebs and their audience are plebs. Re:View was supposed to be a show where they could review movies that didn't come out recently but they still haven't got around to touching on any classics.
They did Psycho, but aside from that, why do they need to "touch the classics?" They have shows that allow them to talk about their personal tastes and interests, not give a blowjob to a black and white movie from the 40s to impress autistic snobs like you.
>shitting on black and white movies
way to out yourself as a certified pleb, pathetic
>starship troopers isnt a classic
Okay I admit.
They're my virtual friends.
Is there even anything wrong with that?
I mean in a strange way you're all my virtual friends too.
Life is hard, can't I just have this?
This is you but with RLM. People like you run their jokes into the ground.
based
>They did Psycho, but aside from that, why do they need to "touch the classics?"
RLM have a massive audience, they could use their influence to get people to watch important films in the medium instead of capeshit and exploitation films all the time
>he thinks I'm his friend
Oh no no no no no
Is that how all americans looks like now?
>if I don't equate watching black and white movies to being an expert on film that mean they're shit
nice deflection, faggot, not gonna work. Why don't you go pretend you like the seventh seal and fuck off somewhere.
gave me a good chuckle, thanks friend.
I can always rely on your snarky humor after a long day.
>RLM have a massive audience, they could use their influence
oh shut the fuck up with that shit. They have a channel that is founded on them talking about what interests them. They don't have a responsibility to use their influence for anything they don't want. You have to be trolling, but you're doing it very subtle.
keep projecting, pleb
>They have a channel that is founded on them talking about what interests them.
no they have a channel founded by them talking shit about Star Wars prequels and capeshin
Nobody is shitting on black and white movies, moron. They're shitting on you.
come back when you've watched more than ten pre-1970 films
yes. What interests them.
Star Wars doesn't interest them at all, they just do it for the views
>no u
Pathetic.
So they were doing it for views back before they even had views?
yes
loser
to be fair, anyone who gives them money is a pathetic whore, a person that they, themselves, would feel shame to be around it.
the sad part is that they are plebs who got luck that a video become viral years ago, because SPACE COP and all the rest of his productions are there to show how limited they are.
> christopher nolan first movie cost 6K, they receive, monthly, 30K.
RLM is your virtual friends? Why not a channel with more activity?
>SPACE COP and all the rest of his productions are there to show how limited they are.
>all the rest of his productions
You mean shows like Half in the Bag and Best of the Worst that are also popular and get really good views?
is christopher nolan really the bar for making any movie? Seems pretty high
>Dawn of the Dead isn't a classic
you are such a fanboy man, get a life
>> christopher nolan first movie cost 6K, they receive, monthly, 30K.
I don't recall anyone at RLM ever claiming they have anywhere close to the level of talent that Nolan has.
>The Thing isn't a classic
>pointing out facts in the face of some autist reeeee-ing makes you a fanboy
It's time for RedditLedditMedia to end. The video quality has gone down the shitter, the humor is stale and the cast has become insufferable. They know they can just shit out any trash content so long as it fulfills the Patreon terms and keeps people watching. There is no passion behind them making their reviews anymore, they are just tired and doing the bare minimum. Look at the last video, "No One's Really Dead" or whatever, that was dreadful, yet there is thousands of RedditLedditMedia fans jerking it off in the comments so they don't seem like they are out of the loop and want to look cool for their internet idols. If RedditLedditMedia somehow lost half their Patreons over night, then you would see an instant jump in quality, where they will actually have to put effort in to their content.
Hi, Jay.
Only the whites
>Hey everyone, I visit reddit!
They’re great when their shitting on other peoples shitty flicks but their own are fucking terrible.
sad fuck
>when their shitting
>their
Them successfully getting people to forget that Mike loved TFA and declared it 'everything he hoped it would be' whilst teary eyed is still crazy to me. You'd think they'd still get shit for that.
>listening to other people talk about their views on a movie
>not immediately telling them they're wrong and walking away
plebs
Mike has really, really, really bad taste in movies, worse than moviebob
it was satire you dumb fucking r*ddit cunt. do you really need this shit explained to you. of course mike didnt actually like it ffs he made an entire plinkett about how shit it is you fucking moron.
That didn't happen though... Jay and Mike both hated TFA.
Literally all they do is review capeshit and shitty horror films they aren't worth anybody's time
>It's another r*ddit tumblr faggit raid on RLM episode
Can't handle the critcism mouse shills?
You know, while TLJ and Rogue One are shit, I still think that VII was a solid blockbuster. Is it as good as IV and V? Fuck no, but it's not that bad of a popcorn flick. Most likely because Lawrence Kasdan is one of the only writers who can get Star Wars right.
pleb
I tried drawing a typical RLM fan but he ended up being pretty darn cute. I guess that's just how RLM fans are :-)
stop defending your online fake friends who don't know you exist. grow up you deflecting faggot.
No matter how much you try to force this, people will never believe Mike enjoys your r*ddit film. Stop shilling for Disney and have sex.
>Why doesn't RLM get more shit for giving a positive review to a movie that received mostly positive reviews?
I donate a sizeable amount to their Patreon every month so I'm afraid to say they definitely know I exist. Sorry champ.
>capeshit and shitty horror films
Which one of those is Paddleton? Which one of those is Us?
Then why would I want them?
you sad, sad little man
>Is there even anything wrong with that?
Yes. Virtual friendships are not a replacement for real friendships. Digital friendships (with people on discord or Messenger etc) are somewhat healthier, but real physical friendships can never be topped.
>Life is hard
Not an argument. Life was harder before the internet. Much harder. And life was even harder than that before electricity. And yet, people still formed real friendships. Your life is very easy in comparison. You just allowed yourself to become soft and afraid of the outside world.
>you sad, sad little man
Not the guy you're replying to, but I think this comment belongs in the projection hall of fame
I'm quite proud of not having a patreon or ever donating to an e-celeb
What is a good fanbase? Because since the internet started I have never seen anyone claim that anything popular has a good fanbase. I'm pretty sure that phrase has just become a catch phrase for something you don't like because it's popular.
Good for you? It's still clear that you're calling that random guy on the internet a "sad little man" because you've got some of your own insecurities to deal with
no, I call him a sad man because that's the only type of person who would donate to RLM
>unless they mention my super sekret unreleased to the public ancient movie that no one has ever heard of they aren't real critics
Most of there reviews can just be boiled down to "yeah, its alright."
You threw the word little in there because you were projecting, that's my whole point.
"Sad little man"
SHUT UP YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO CONFORM TO Yea Forums'S WAY OF THINKING STOP USING YOUR BRAIN TO DECONSTRUCT OUR SHITTY OPINIONS STOOOOOOOOOOP
Most movies can be boiled down to that to. If the average is 5/10 they're actually doing something right
I'm 6'3
I've also never donated and adblock all their videos. In my spare time i damage their property and go to movie sessions that Mike is attending and cough loudly as the movie plays.
All of this is a lie.
>christopher nolan first movie cost 6K
Following shouldn't have cost more than $200
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Hot damn Yea Forums likes to get pathetically angry over nothing. It's a fucking YouTube channel. Just don't look at it anymore if it makes you so assblasted.
See Yea Forums can’t stop watching RLM
Why are there so many fucking s oyboys obsessed with star wars anyways? It's almost like they have some subconscious desire to grow up but instead of taking immediate actions to change themselves they drool over some shitty consumeristic sci fi franchise about a coming of age story instead.
Just fucking stop.
Brave andc powerful
Exactly what we need right now
Fuck nazis, fuck drumpf and fuck incel manbabies
I clapped
>Ghostbusters isn't a classic
>Road Warrior isn't a classic
define classic. are you talking golden, silver or bronze ages?
>Yea Forums incel seethe thread
yikes
>listening to other people talk about their views on a movie
why you coming on Yea Forums then?
I come to Yea Forums for reddit memes and twitter screencaps
The MST3K fandom hasn't done anything all to bad that I can think of.
>didn't realize they were making a bad movie
Technically, Jay and the rest didn't violate that part of the rule.
old /gtag/
Thus. Even Rich has had sex. If he can so can you.
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Honestly the best advice you could give an incel.
>If I mock people mocking other people, I'm smarter and thus better than them
>implying Mike and Jay won’t shill Ep 9 then backtrack months later
and yet you're still insecure and feel small. What does that say about you, user?
Rich is by far the best member of RLM. This has been scientifically proven.
Your entire post reeks if söy and cheeto ass.
Based, you can tell Mike huffs his own farts, cant beleive that alchoholic loser thinks he is smarter than everyone else, especially after space cop
>implying Mike and Jay won’t love the movie like they did TFA
>implying Jay and Rich won’t strawman people that hate the film like TLJ
>implying Mike won’t have Mr Plinkett call RoS the greatest Star Wars movie evar!
>implying Mike and Jay won’t memory hole their feeling and later pretend to hate Star Wars
You are so adorable.
>it's another "I hate *e-celebname* for doing *thing* but it's okay when *boardname* does it" episode
Imagine taking any of this shit this seriously. Jesus Christ you’re embarrassing.
Mike is definitely the dom
>>implying Mike and Jay won’t love the movie like they did TFA
Well they didn't like TLJ or those other spin off movies.
Why can't you just leave this guy alone?
There is no scenario where they will give it a fair chance, their brand is being the guys who hate starwars, Plinkett is on the same tier as Mauler Star Wars autism
they already blasted the trailer. They are dishonest and hate it for click money
So you’re just going to ignore that they liked TFA and Mike and Rich liked Solo? They make lots of jokes at the expense of the franchise but when they review the actual movies, they try to be fair and level headed. But you just ignore that and focus on memes I see.
I will unironically feel terrible and miss them when they stop, and probably will cry when one of them dies
They're all 40 years old, how long are they going to go
>"no you!"
>the review that triggered Yea Forumseddit
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ME HATE STAR WARS
ME SMART
UNGA BUNGA
But they like modern stuff too. Remember when they liked Infinity War?
>But they hate the movie I liked!
Ah that's what this is about. Well, at least they live in your head rent free
How are they mouse shills, they shat on Ant Man and Captain Marvel and gave Shazam some praise
All the RLM hate boils down to
>They hated this movie I like!
Or
>They like this movie I hate!
Every time.
The Captain Marvel review was fucking painful to watch, what was Mike thinking, he really showed his power level with that one, spent half the video saying he hates feminism
Why can't you handle a joke?
>spent half the video saying he hates feminism
Do you just make up your own reality in your head
>We dont hate women! We just have genuine critiques!
>also FUCK ROSE AND REY REEEEE
You're ruining his life, though.
They have literally never bitched about Rose or Rey though.
assblasted manchild.
I don't know him user. Hit or miss.
My "review" of Reddit Letter Media
>posting in a friend simulator thread
>idolizing an aging group of youtube vloggers from Milwaukee
>he gives his real-life "friends" money every month
Rich
>an unemployed construction worker, the trick monkey fraud of the group. knows two tricks: forced laughter and becoming violent. brava, rich! brava!
Jack
>a failed viral marketer with an ugly wife and children with terrible names ('myson packard?'). he knows he's the least popular cast member and desperately tries to fit in by making fun of reddit on stream
Mike
>an over-the-hill "director"g weighed down by his talentless friends. only makes "ironically bad" videos because they're immune to criticism. his latest production 'Space Cop' will expose him as a fraud and be a spiritual and economic disaster. he will eventually go the route of orson welles, balloon up to 500 pounds and die at the ripe age of 50.
Jesse
>the curdling definition of a parasite. ditters on her phone while the men do all the hard work. got caught buying jewelry with actual Patreon money.
Jay
>the only cast member showing any self-improvement or growth. still has a long way to go, but has already outgrown RLM.
I like how Reddit Letter Media is a company founded upon criticism, insulting and berating others and their works, but HEAVEN FORBID that anyone criticize them! They'll even ban you from their stream if they catch a whiff of dissatisfaction. It's amazing how creatively lazy the group has become. They were better when they were a starving group. Now they can sit on their fat asses, drink beer and make fart jokes while you throw money at the screen. Amazing.
This pasta is way too old.
Gimme new content
You're right user, Im a manchild. Not like you, you're such a smart big boy for disliking a Disney movie! AT ST AT ST!
>still posting this 7 year old pasta
Christ
>Eraserhead and Pink Flamingos are mainstream
All the basic bitches know them. These are as obscure as Donnie Darko or any Nolan movie.
And what does that matter? Why is it important to you that RLM reviews movies you seem to be obscure enough?
you really don't think two film dorks haven't seen citizen kane more than once?
Thanks.
Not an argument
They literally shilled TLJ because Rian tweeted them. They strawmanned everyone who criticized the movie and called the movie “Messy but not a mess”.
It wasn’t until Mauler called them out in his review that they later backtracked and pretended to never liking TLJ and hating it.
>called the movie “Messy but not a mess”.
They also said it flushed the entire franchise down the toilet and killed their interest in future movies. Dumbass.
I guess they never fuckyou
>I pretend to hate these guys so much
>but I constantly watch every second of content they put out
>and have an up to date collection of fan art from r/RLM
>dude check out this ebin copypasta that no one else will ever repost
/schizo general/
A 28 year old with the brain of a zoomer, more like
No troll this guys suck, jay is likeable tho
>RLM damage control getting desperate
Rich was the only one who liked it and mike only liked some of it. Based Jay shitted on it though.
They didn't shill TLJ. In the Half in the Bag review they were saying it was terrible in the nice possible way.
Now their TFA review, THAT'S borderline shilling.
So do you fucking idiots just think any review that isn’t completely negative is “shilling?”
jay definitely backpedals slightly whenever mike makes the argument that something is "entertaining shlock like a cartoon". he goes from "this movie is horrible" to "its alright, maybe some people can turn their brain off and enjoy the schlock"
example, xmen apocalype and justice league
I want to hear Mike talk about each series of Star Trek.
UNironically.
did you even watch the review? they ultimately thought it was really the best soft reboot for star wars possible under the circumstances of disney acquiring it. they definitely had no enthusiasm behind the praises because they know its more of a corporate money making movie than anything with a vision but they still thought it was good
jay literally said TLJ made him stop caring about star wars because they clearly had no vision and just memed the franchise with subversions and bull shit
Mike is unironically handsome.
Why do they only do hitb for capeshit instead of all the periphery popcorn action shit that come out that have a chance of actually being interesting?
What old classic do you want them to Re:View? For me, it's The Matrix. First good sci fi movie AND it was made by chicks.
>yfw Rich's feelings are obviously hurt by something Mike says and he tries to laugh it off and Mike keeps ripping on him
I feel like Mike gets off on manipulating Jay and Rich into making themselves look stupid,
Or maybe you're just retarded
you can tell whenever Rich starts swearing that he's actually trying really hard to play it cool, especially when they are making fun of him for flubbing his words.
>my face when jessi is long gone never to return
For BOTW I think a reason they avoid a lot of the b movies of the 50s and 60s is because MST3K did so many of them already, they really want to distance themselves.
I wish I had friends. My one is dating a bitch who won't let him do anything.
Haha eurofag, enjoy your burning churches!
have sex with him to make her jealous lol
i know that exact feel bro
They both know that is what rome comes to see.
"Yes, can I point out that this is, we are now back to real Star Wars."--Mike Stoklasa, in the TFA Half in the Bag
Do they have a large following in Rome?
>its a Mike makes a gay joke again episode
For someone so smart he sure does only have one joke to fall back on
>it's a "Rich's eyes get all puffy because he's trying not to cry while Jay and Mike bully him for being autistic" episode
>omg this reoccurring gag that makes up 1% of their content is SOOOOO overused
>rlm
Rome comes for the slaughter.
Neither is yours.