Star Wars 9

nah, not interested in watching the movie, but I am interested in watching them fuck up in new and confusing ways

I watched Spaceballs before Star Wars so everything was already pre-raped

What do you call this body type?

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I hardly ever pirate anything, but I'll pirate this pile of woke dog shit like I pirated TLJ so I can watch the embarrassing spectacle.
The best part of watching pirated TLJ was all of the people in the theater. It was filmed in some Mexican theater and there was a teenage Mexican girl who was laughing hysterically at all the stupid shit like when super-Leia went flying through space. It was great.

It's not sad at all. What was your fucking childhood, dipshit? Sonic the Hedgehog? Spongebob? Fortnite? Every kid latches on to things in their culture, and it's important that even those childish fantasies contain morals and lessons about reality such as honesty, courage, sacrifice, and dealing with loss.

That's literally the most underage comment I've ever read.

I think the filename describes the body type perfectly

If a camrip is posted here I'll check it out. That's the extent of how willing to watch it I am.

good idea i need to find an indian screening it will be fun

klinefelter syndrome

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He's weeble wooble mode

It's hilarious because foreigners are loud as fuck in their theaters and they aren't afraid to laugh and whoop when they see stupid shit.

HELIAM

High Estrogen Level In A Man

nah, tfa sucked so bad i bailed on movies entirely

What's the body type where you're no skinny, not really fat but just look like you spend all day on the couch?

Yup. Episode 9 looks fantastic and the Mandalorian will be full on kino

Yeah bro Rey does a backflip and cuts a TIE Interceptor in half. It's gonna be awesome.

If you told people three months ago that the above was real, they'd have laughed at you.

Why is Oscar Isaac the only attractive person in the whole crew? Why is Hollywood suddenly shilling ugly people?

normie

Before the TLJ I had the mindset of "I don't really care, I'm not a big Star Wars fan so I'll just go and see it for space ship battles in IMAX" but that was fucking terrible so this time I'll wait until I read what people say first.

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I didn't even watch the whole TLJ, I watched the DeFeminized Version on YT.

Even after removing the feminist aspects that many report to be in there, the film had many more problems than that. The First Order are farcical, shouty, mustache-twirling villains that really shouldn't pose any threat, except that the protagonists are inept.

I won't see it in theaters, but I'll probably watch it when it comes out on Netflix out of sheer curiosity. Also, "raping your childhood" is an overused meme.
>watching a review that's twice as long as the actual movie
user, no.

My childhood was playing road hockey, biking with the neighbourhood kids, crawling around in the local forest making up fantasy stories. Maybe playing some NHL, some Super Smash Bros., but only when we were tired.

And I'm in my early 20s. Sure, I watched Star Wars, loved em, but if that was the highlight of your childhood? Goddamn.

She's not cutting it in half, she's mounting it

It's the same reason you see all these super hot ladies shaving their beautiful hair. They say it's to go against "western beauty standards". Sort of standing up to the old white guys, but in reality it's marxist brainwashing convincing people to reject goodness and beauty for hatred and self loathing.

Oh my god yass queen she's gonna ride it like Daenerys! Slaaaaay!

>I watched the DeFeminized Version on YT.

Unironically an incel.

TLJ has a lot of fucking problems but feminist bullshit is not one of them. Characters acting retarded on purpose to service a plot that goes nowhere is the biggest problem.

>dude hockey
kek

Ew, a street urchin.

I have this but can grow facial hair just fine

The anti feminist bullshit is fault of the media - if they wouldn't shill out 2000 articles on how movie X isn't a piece of shit because there is a agenda behind it you'd never guess unless being told by those articles - people wouldn't have started to mistake shitty movies with feminist agenda.

>If you love Star Wars, you never played outside or had friends.
Actually I played Star Wars outside with my friends. You sound like a fag lol.

What if I told you that the female characters act retarded because of feminism? We had decades of incredible female leads in movies until SJW's bought the lie that we never did and they had to break new boundaries and liberate the poor oppressed actresses!

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So do you guys think TRoS will make less then a billion or at least less then TLJ?
I think there’s real possibility of it as TLJ made about 1.3 billion world wide and TRoS will have to deal with the aftermath of the negative backlash TLJ received
And I don’t just mean the fans that won’t be seeing it in theatres whether their actively boycotting it or have just lost interest in the franchise but also the fans that will only go see it once instead of multiple times and won’t spread good of mouth and may spread bad word of mouth instead

I can't believe it's actually called that. I mean I didn't think anything could surprise me after TLJ, but Disney continues to prove me wrong.

>break new boundries
They never do - even if you take just the movie at face value.
There is nothing feministic about Reys character - it's not like it was groundbreaking to have a female lead in a star wars story and nobody thaught that when first seeing the movie.
She was just a bad character in a bad movie.
Only after the whole "the force is female" shit tried to justify a bad movie with some nonexistent feminist agenda people started to shitpost against it for shits and giggles.
Now we are at a point where you have to really think what movies you admit to like in front of certain people, because they will instantly deduce a political agenda just from "I liked/disliked space pewpew part 12"

>There is nothing feministic about Reys character
She could easily be played by a man. It's like they wrote it as a gender neutral character. I don't they did that intentionally as I think they always wanted the female lead

Obi-Wan tried to save you, but you were that little faggot child.

I'm going to buy a ticket, sit down, watch it, enjoy the good parts, ignore the bad parts, contribute to Disney's success, receive insults on Yea Forums if I mention there were a few parts I enjoyed, indulge in Kylo Ren's edginess, then return to my everyday life. Unfortunately, I'm too kino for this board.

Her character is standing there open mouthed and heavily breathing to silently comment on everything that happens around her while bringing out her Mcguffin powers for 10 seconds when nothing else could resolve the scene.
The reason she seems gender neutral is because she has no character at all - which in return makes her feeling gender neutral.
Still has nothing to do with feminism but more with being a shitty character.

No.Not after TLJ. Fuck them, I'm out.

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The original concept of Luke was to be a female character. JJ Abrams picked up on this and is returning Star Wars to its original form.

Poetry.

Also, It seems that the producers really had a hard time trying to get an "R" title for the 3rd part of this trilogy, that they made some half assed attempt with "Rise". It doesn't even fit form.

RotJ
RotS
TRoS --> an aTRoSity

True. Rey being weird and sexless, especially alongside awkward Finn acting like a stupid teenager when he was supposed to be some conscripted child soldier, was awful. Romance is always a part of adventure stories, so how do you do that with genderless weirdo characters?
Sorry progressives, your audience is 95% straight people that enjoy men and women falling in love. Better start dealing with it if you don't want your movies to suck.

how big is your penis?

Stopped after Episode 7 was a shitfest. Feels fucking good to be free.

2 inches soft and 4 inches hard

The opening scene in that IX teaser gets dumber the more I think about it

Shitty writing is shitty writing whether or not it has an agenda behind it. The opening ten minutes of TLJ really set the tone for the rest of the movie.

>Poe disables the cannons on the star destroyer
>Leia gives the order to pull back and retreat
>Poe disregards that order
>Bomber fleet shows up and proceeds to get wrecked
>Poe literally cost them an entire bomber fleet to destroy one ship

Poe disregarding an order I can see, but why would the entire bomber fleet disobey a direct order from the Admiral when she explicitly said they were pulling out? You can argue that Poe said the Dreadnaught was a fleet killer but it doesn't matter because their entire fleet gets destroyed anyway.

>DeFeminized version
Someone made this. That's actually pathetic, and I'm not even the type to throw around the I-word.

you are just a disgusting fat piece of shit you are fine

I'm 5'10 and 160 pounds

Of course I wont, you'd have to be retarded to actually pay for Ep9 if you didn't like 7 or 8

I havent watched 7 or 8, I did watch Solo though because I got a free ticket just like with captain marvel. I feel like solo would have made a better TV show like with young Indiana Jones TV show.

lowtest

Skinnyfat

Jesus christ she looks awful. Put some makeup on her ffs

>5'10"
>160lbs

Hit the gym, Skeletor.

Skinny fat, basically a low BMI and high body fat percentage.

I didn't even torrent TLJ. I won't give them a penny.

I don't like Nu-Wars but by god is this pathetic.