/GOT/ GENERAL #2

oi jon

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So there's a lion, a flayed man, a wolf head, but what's hanging from the bridge between the twins?

first for based user exposing hack writing

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In 3 months this show will be forgotten

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The writing in this show is absolute garbage now.
How can they manage to make it worse with every season?

look at that weak chin
could heem her in one punch

>he doesn't like slags

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this is a based post

WHERE'S MY ELEPHANT
WHERE'S MY ELEPHANT
WHERE'S MY ELEPHANT

I'm not sure why the showrunners are trying to paint Dany's execution of Randyll and Dickon Tarly as a bad thing. They were traitors who turned against their liege lord, Olenna Tyrell, then killed and looted their former allies to help Cersei. Dany even gave them a chance to repent and live, they just had to bend the knee but they refused.

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someone post the real spoilers please

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>a tiny castle in the north is somehow able to feed 1 billion men

>they can teleport around the kingdom with ease

a+ writing

Will Arya and Gendry fuck? I think she will force him but he will enjoy it

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Who else /Qyburn/ ?

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will be fun when they start dabbing

SERIOUSLY though how the fuck do they feed all those people and dragons at winterfell?
>our dragons barely eat
>fuck it lets go for a high speed fly and waste their energy

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Bronns actor has a fun job. Just makes quips whole naked teenagers rub themselves on him

Wonder how many takes he fucked up on purpose

It's a wolf, are you blind

A direwolf.

And Sam being sad about it felt weird too.
He seemed like he didn't care at all about his family.

>they were traitors
No they weren't they were standing up for their people against an invader. If the current meme lord decides to betray his people, it's fine to betray him back.

>she thinks she's smarter than everyone
>she's the smartest person I've ever met

...huh? what the fuck makes her think that?
they just don't give a shit any more do they?

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fuck this bitch

A big thank you to all the fellow /got/ posters for driving cape and star shitters out of Yea Forums

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how the fuck can professional writers of a show this caliber write such trash dialogue

Gotta create some conflict somehow and paint Dany as potential mad queen after all.

Where did you get the first idea? They complained about lack of food already, and given how winterfell is going to be fucked in episode 3, it won't matter too much either way.

How did the writing get so bad? They had 2 years.

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a stylized wolf, representing the way the folks at the red wedding were killed (pin-cushioned from above) and symbolizing the death of the northern cause that night at the twins

Dude quips lmao

Sneed 1 billion men

Yep, I'm thinking it's kino
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Six seasons of build up and the white walkers are going to be beaten in 1½ mid season episodes.

What did they mean by this?

how do 10000000000 people travel long distances in cold winter without food?

So what do we think about this?
youtu.be/TZE9gVF1QbA
honestly it got me hyped for a little bit. Then the actual episode begun
Also, apparently the WW are stopping at the Last River for now (see maps at ), are they gonna do some shit about water or are they implied to go on marching even after the camera pans out?

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got bad news for you, she got fat. :/ go look at recent photos.

>wtf we have to FEED our allies?
>I do what I want bitch
They are both complete retards. Woe the men who have to die for these cunts.

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it's convenient for her to be smart so she is. also "it was beautiful" makes you smarter

I miss my man Roose and his soft voice so much. If he or Stannis die in the books i'il burn that shit,

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He suddenly remembered he loves the father and brother who fucked him over and shipped him off to the wall on pain of death.

doesn't really matter if we think they were on the right side or not, once conquered they had the chance to surrender or die and they chose death

>she’s the smartest person I ever met

Remember when she lied about not seeing what happened, so Joffrey wouldn’t get in trouble and she ended up getting her own dire wolf killed?

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Sneed our allies

Ok, I guess I was just confused because I thought they wouldn't have the direwolf head and body, but what I suppose people need everything hammered into their skulls.

>House Bolton
>represented by a nibba with no skin
kek

dead direwolf I suppose

This already feels so rushed. 6 episodes was such a bad idea. Why did they do this? There’s a scene transition every 90 seconds in last nights episode

>being this dumb

They had two years time to revise it over and over again too.

they should have forced D&D to write this show in a vacuum. listening to fans and trying to give them fan-service and epic moments has ruined this fucking show.

>Wonder how many takes he fucked up on purpose
Just enough the inseminate

Can we talk for a second about the fact that Jon was unphased by the fact he had been banging his aunt?

>Stannis
>dead

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SANSA SMART

>Arya to Jon:
>"You got shorter"

What the FUCK did they actually mean by this, in context of the show, not the actor.

>it wasnt actually in the script
>maise just got so riled up she let "she's the smartest person I've ever met" slip out of her mouth
>they fucking kept it in the final cut

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I miss him bros.

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>One of them walks away, the other stares in the distance
>Next scene they're back together talking like nothings happened

Did Preston ever recover from his R+L=D theory being shattered?

based stannis dead arya poster

So the golden company transported 20 fucking thousand men with no ships or men lost aside from le "did they cheat or did i" yeah bravo d&d

They won't have to feed them for long so they are probably using all of their reserves.

Remember when she trusted Theon to help her escape and got that old lady flayed?

this season will be a trainwreck

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He's still in denial.

The wrong Targ died that day.

Unironically "it's been years since we've met. I've hit puberty and grew".

it means she grew taller and he didn't

dany said jon was too short last season too

whoever the writers are hate him for sure

They can't seriously believe they can convince me Bronn would consider doing this, can they?

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This is technically the second half of the 7th season but HBO is pretending it like this six episodes is a standalone season on its own. They can make more money on DVDs that way, among other reasons.

Holy shit this is so accurate... I hate marvel for permeating every media with their gimmick.

>6 episodes
>Literally nothing happens on the first one

Nigga said he’d kill a baby for the right price

>jamie arrives in winterfell to see bran waiting for him
>jamies says “nice wheels”
>bran responds “nice hand”
>jamie asks “can i give you a push?”
>bran simply smiles
>episode ends
GoT should go full absurd at this point to justify the terrible writing

Boring ep

that's not the issue, she can be a retarded kid and grow up to be smart if they show how through the story. but she only got smart by getting raped, which is not great writing

Based.

>Sam
>Crying like a woman at the news of his families death
He had to shame them even in the end.

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lmao yeah

Gendry said he was short too.

Yeah but why would they show this? The old one was fine and the new one had nothing to do with “much White Walkers invading”.

>Bran, you’re a man now!
>”almost”

What the fuck was this supposed to mean

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Weakest "reveal" of the episode. Cersei literally doesn't have anything to hold against him and he could easily just fuck away and exile himself to the Starks.

>baratheon stag still one of the 4 major house motifs at the end of the title sequence
lol

also i think the freeze panels are meant to represent their progress in each ep, they obviously reached last hearth this ep which is what that was representing, and I think it will get further each ep to show their progress

All he did was pick up the crossbow. I really don't think he'll kill jaime in the end

Their first and foremost alliegence is to their liege lord - the Tyrell family. They chose to betray them in favor of the Lannisters who completely fucked up the whole seven kingdoms.

Kek

DUDE I'M SO MYSTERIOUS AND AUTISTIC

Fuck off I hate this little nigger.

he was coping with his sex aunt, the
>but muh dad
was just an act

Ew.

could the writing be any worse?

All those years she spent being a "prisoner" and hanging out with political schemers have made her a natural leader according to the writers. Even though she has never done any leading, she just sticks with the ideas that won't get people angry short term and defies Jon at every turn.

Is the price right tho?
All he wanted was a piece of land and a noblewoman's vag to impregnate
Cersei's giving him a wagon of gold instead

They are bros for sure. And he won't like killing me.

But at the end he will just look after himself.

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wuba duba dub dub, here I go killing again!- Bron

He's going to fire a bolt but miss on purpose and say something like "you said you'd double the price ;)"

For you.

Looks like a bad video-game attempt at recreating the original titles, and it's not going to age well - the inconsistency with the rest of the series is what's going to stand out about it more than anything else.

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I don't think this episode was diverse enough.

>"T-thank you for telling me..."
I wish they'd stop resetting Samwell's character development every few episodes

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yes

Yes.
t.insider

This, why even beat around the bush? I thought the dragon shrek moment was funny as a result, not like you're supposed to take the writing 100% seriously at this point

Jews are the best thing that has happened to this world only after animal nature.

>how did you survive a knife to the chest
>i didn't

>What do dragons eat, anyway?
>Whatever they want

>Stay back! he has blue eyes
>My eyes were always blue!

>we could be a thousand years here
>we would be pretty old

>it's cold
>then keep your queen warm

>If you want a whore, but it. If you want a queen, earn it
>literally gives her vag away in less than 5 minutes from saying that

>They're stubborn as goats
>A goats bleets on screen

BRAVO DABID
>BRAVO DABID
BRAVO DABID
>BRAVO DABID
BRAVO DABID
>BRAVO DABID
BRAVO DABID
>BRAVO DABID
BRAVO DABID
>BRAVO DABID

Now that would've been based

of course they will

He's a cripple

She got smart by watching smart people like Cersei, Margaery and LF doing their thing. I just don't recall her actually doing something smart.

>"you're a lot shorter"
>2 inch height difference
What did he mean by this?

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>giant army can teleport

>can somehow eat while on the way to, and at a tiny castle meant to feed a few peasants

brilliant D&D

soul vs soulless

he won't kill shit, if anything he will be caught trying to double cross cersei and be made into obligatory super suprise death in the south that will serve to add some excitement to kl before shit gets real down there

>varys referred to the magician that castrated him as his "old friend"
>bran was waiting for "an old friend"
>s1e1 ends with jaimie pushing bran
>s8e1 ends with jaimie meeting bran for the first time since s1e1
Did George Lucas co-write this episode?

Anyone else hoping there's no LE EPIC TWEEST and it's just Jon and Ghost on the Iron Throne in the end?

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This. Bran doesn't even care about what Jamie did anyways.

This is just 10/10 so bad it's good material.

It's a show made for americans. what you think

What if they changed the events depicts on the "rings" each time as well tho?

Literally capeshit tier now.

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He can’t get his dick up anymore.

Reminder that the Tullies were murdered in cold blood after bravely standing up to an invading force in the name of their people after seeing other leadership figures betray the people, they still did what was right. Reminder that Sam will avenge his beloved family and kill that whore right in the fucking head.

At least the retards will be able to follow along.

What a mess

I rate this episode DABID/5

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U no like balls jokes?

>Ghost
Who?

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S T A N N I S
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5 Episodes left.

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>Food? Who cares about such peasant concerns
>my dragons eat whatever they want ;)

Yassss queeen

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jesus

ghost from modern warfare

remember when characters had conversations

Only if Dany dies as the epic plot twist. Makes more sense too.
>Dragons warm up to him
>All of Winterfell and Wildlings are loyal to him
>He has the brawn while Sansa provides the brains, with Arya providing some spy perspective

What the fuck is that scarline on her belly
God fuck I lost my boner seeing that

I mean, I could live with the blue eyes one but scratch the rest

He’s eats onions

the "twist" is that he will die just when it seems he will become finally king

really glad we went from political intrigue to watching dany and sansa making bitch-faces at each other in some drama straight out of high-school

Based hyperborean direwolf

She only fuccs kraken-man so she can claim the babbert is his.

>Sansa is the """"""""smartest""""""""" person
>starts a stupid infighting shitshow pissing off the only people willing to help her fight a literal army of the undead

I understand being wary of Dany but wait until AFTER you deal with the undead

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fuck dany

The blue eyes joke was the best in the episode though.
Maybe because it involves the only plotline I still care about.

For me, the only hope for the show is if they make the Dany-Jon succession crisis an actual thing, rather than a minor spat interrupted by the arrival of the white walkers

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did they change the genre to comedy?

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kek

For better or worse, discussion and speculation about this show has been a part of my life for the last 10 years. No matter how it ends, I'll probably feel sad when it's over. Maybe the real game of thrones was the friends we made along the way.

WHERE IS MELLY MILKIES
GIB MELLY MILKIES

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Jon will give t to Dany because she’s a strong woman who doesn’t need no male successor

WW art projects are the last thing that keeps on giving in this series, jesus fucking christ

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Fuck CleganeBowl, I want to see CrippleBowl.

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I refuse to believe he travelled all that distance with meera reed and didn't get at least one pity handie

>just let her take the lead bro
>just let her consolidate her position and plan bro
>just help her bro
>just let her become familiar with what should be away from home territory
you are a moron

Wait, is the whole Sansas food remark just some wink wink meta joke? I thought that it was supposed to set up a legit problem for characters to overcome.

I love Edd, but the delivery on that line was awful. In all honesty, it's not even the actor's fault; you can't deliver a line like that well.

It so fuckin shit lmao.

2/?

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awful episode

youtu.be/kaYxFpmciOs

Thoughts on linda (the one who will finish off the books when the fat fuck dies) spending 40 minutes absolutely btfoing the episode?

lol we’re far too late in this shows runtime to address word building issues like that. the writers don’t care anymore

I hope he kills Danaeryus the Queen with his Valeryoan Steel supersword and it catches fire (because the tagryens are fire people) and he 1v1 s the night King epic style WHAM WHOOSH KLING BANG STAB *UUUUUUGH* and every other bad guy drops dead and he says: "winter is over"

This show will only be saved if Littlefinger comes back

>Characters having to overcome legit problems
Go back to season 2 or something.

You looked so handsome the night your hand was chopped off

are the white walkers legit just going to stay as evil ice zombies or is there going to be something more meaningful to them that makes them more than just an excuse for a "hype final showdown"

>they defeat the white walkers
>slowly starve to death in the aftermath as winter sets in
kino

Are you ready for the big dumb hollywood ending?

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which reminds of 3/4

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In the books, Targaryens used saddles strapped onto dragons in order to ride them without falling off and dying all the time

Why do they just grab random horns and flail around in the show? There’s no way you’d stay on that long

Could the glowing blue eyes of the living dead be a reverse allegory for the hordes of shit eyed mutts currently invading every western country?

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If it was a lampshade, they wouldn't have mentioned the dragon's eating habits before Jon and Dany rode for the skies.

I have missed Linda.

Show always makes fun of Kitt's height. Gendry and KellyC did in season 7.

I can't watch it until Wednesday lads, how was it?

It might be interesting now, but don't except any good payoff from it

>MLORD JON! WE MUST DOUBLE THE TAXATION ON OUR SUBJECTS TO REBUILD THE GREAT WALL!
>”the world has enough walls my liege, we will welcome all refugees of the war”
>looks at camera
>”FUCK donald trump”
>cut to black

and finally comparing with a painting from the Dragonstone cave

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i think it's just to give the character something random to do, as there's nothing relevant going on in King Slanding

Pretty sure even D&D are going to avoid the "pure evil" cliche.

Didn't Tyrion say he'd double their price?

How retarded will the ending be?

Hillary sings: "And who are you"

have sex

who cares

This show will only be saved if Stannis comes back.

Don't watch it at all.

garbage

This but, please, have sex

Me, qyburn is based as fuck

The dragons were barely eating because they were mourning you dumb fuck.

he's a virgin

I want to cum inside emilia clark!

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what does this imply

>she [Daenerys] doesn't want to listen to old, lonely men

We fucking get it D&D, please just stop with this yaaassss queen shit.

I wonder if some of the GoT actors would see this shit. Like what would Kit think if he read that. Would he be pissed off, would he laugh?

Must be surreal to be famous to this extent and could spend days reading memes and bullshit about you by total strangers.

AAAAAHHHH

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good. the political intrigue between the living is way better than snow zombies.

Sansa treating everyone to lemon cakes.

Funny how she looks better after surgery than wearing queen hairdo and dresses.

what the fuck happened with Ghost?

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This. I hope the WW's are mopped up as quickly as possible

Too bad that didn't work with TWD, but then again Walking Dead suffered from repetition than sidelining the titular characters for fortress politics.

Literally who

>"why do you make fun of me being a eunuch?" t. varys
>"coz u got no dick nigguh xDDD" t. Tyrion

What have aGOT become, my sweetest fren?

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I can't stop imagining those fucking weirdos at the bar cheering for this shit

did she died

So how long does it take to get from the Wall to Winterfell? Surely the WW would have made it by now?

>winter is CANCELLED
>new sza track plays

abortion scar

Who thought this was a good idea?
Jesus, this season will suck so hard.

the army has to eat something

oooh no no no

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he's chilling with the elephants dude
Seriously tho, would a few seconds of him following around Jon really blow the cGI budget? Or literally a few seconds of him reacting to the dragons and vice versa

He had a dick though

damn. I think it all went downhill after season 4.

Did Euron put a finger in Cersei's bum?

Too expensive all the budget was used up for the dragons.

buddy the cgi budget only covers the dragons

"Too expensive"

I watched the episode twice last night and have HBO at my house through Comcast. How did I only find out this morning that the title of it was Winterfell? How did they think that was a spoiler? And did they release next weeks title or are they going to keep it under wraps too?

this is shit my dudes

They've turned my niBBa Varys into a one-note effete butt of jokes

>thot burns his father and brother to death
>t-thanks for telling me

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As long as the plot demands it take.

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WACK WACK SLASH *goop goop goop* SCHHHHLABANG "oooo right in the icycle!" CHING CHING *SLAM* hunk THUNK THUNK DING ding UGHH "thats a brainfreeze!" BAM BOOM
*jon falls down
"GOtchu now! nowhere to run now huh?" night king
"i'm not runnin' from this fight!" *level up sound effect* sword lights on fire

UHUH YEAH SLING BING BOM
"YEAHHH WOOOHOOO, youre not gonna like this one!!" SCHING DING BOMP

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Weren't the episodes meant to be 90 minutes long? This was like 50 minutes at best

>>how did you survive a knife to the chest
>>i didn't
The line made sense. What didn't was the lack of further inquiry.

>fucking weirdos
While I agree with you, they'd probably say the same thing about us

Did you see their speed when they crushed the wall? They aren't called white walkers for nothing.

disappeared like a ghost

Remember when the Lannisters mentioned they were in debt and it never came up again?

Anyone else waiting for the Burlington Bar reactions? I just want my jimmies rustled

This. The show wants you to think Joffrey was irresponsible for not listening to his advisers, but when golden child Daenerys doesn't, they wwant you to think it's badass. She's clearly the writers' favorire charadter. I've hated other characters more, like Joffrey or Theon, but she must be one of the most overrated characters. I wouldn't mind seeing her get killed.

Jon dies and not before saying that he wants Daenerys to be queen? a forced end to please them?

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I want to fuck the smaller dragon

nextgot.com

>When we started this show we didn't really know where it was going, but by the last season we really began to feel that everyone within the cast and production team had begun to understand a few core ideas. Firstly, for a kingdom or in modern terms, a nation to be prosperous, it simply has to be diverse. This is non negotiable. Obviously there are parallels to our real world which we won't get into. Sometimes people ask us if there is any allegory within the show, and to that we say no - there isn't, but if you want one, probably the closest thing we can give you is to simply say, fuck white men - or if that is too offensive for the snowflake incels out there, diversity is our strength, and that's a good thing.

What did they mean by this?

time is relative to d&d
it could take seasons
it could take literally a 5 minute cutaway

Sure looks qt when she's dying

Boring episode is boring, but I guess it's build-up. It was just an episode full of meet'n'greets and a tiny bit of foreshadowing with everyone talking shit about Daenerys. Probably gonna get skewered to create Lightbringer.

how did Arya know jon got stabbed in the chest?

>Lord Glover is in tears apologising for not helping in the battle of the bastards
>I will stand behind Jon Snow for a thousand years!
>immediately abandons them, even though the literal apocalypse is at stake

Lmao

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Raped and killed by niggers in the alley of The Wall.

Queen tells some random guy the information personally.

It was pretty gracious of her.

>last 10 minutes of episode 6
>it cuts to live stream of burgerstan bar
>they still see the episode as it is
>rest of the audience has to piece together what is happening based on their reactions

Dude was dead from the first time he opened his mouth. I'm surprised he lasted as long as he did.

looks boring

Is the GoT viewerbase really that retarded that they have to make everything one liners and quips now?

reminder that literally nobody gives a shit that there is a confirmed frozen zombie dragon

>cgi budget that could have been used on direwolf dragon broship when they first meet was wasted on retarded incestuous flight

where is the cuckington bar vid?

>it was pretty gracious of her to inform her of how she killed his brother and father personally

They stole Tyrell gold.

I was under the impression the crossbow was for Tyrion, since he killed their father with one, and it would mean some poetic justice in Cersei's twisted mind. Either way, I doubt he'll go through with it. He and Tyrion were bros.

youtube.com/watch?v=aLVigJoi9k8

>How did you survive being gutted, falling into a river, running across a city, falling down a large set of stairs no doubt tearing apart your stitches, and then winning a one-on-one fight against a trained assassin whom has beaten you in each of your previous encounters?

The piss, Jaime. The piss.

Also considering where Deepwood Motte is I doubt he has any solid plan for when the WW come (except maybe sailing to Bear Island?)

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Episode 1 - 54 minutes
Episode 2 - 58 minutes
Episode 3 - 82 minutes
Episode 4 - 78 minutes
Episode 5 - 79 minutes
Episode 6 - 79 minutes

CGI budget used by the intro

>I’ll have to make some changes in the citadel when I cement my rule

Just casually violating the independence of a private organisation. No worries there

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yeah that was really on the nose, even for jews

Remember when she married a psychotic killer who raped her asshole

they have to give sansa something to be a gloating cunt about, despite the fact that he properly btfo her for being a dumb cunt when they met at deepwood motte

>we're the only 2 greyjoys left in the world
>ones with balls anyway

literally cringed IRL, is that it now ? eunuch jokes ?

If the show was like this when it started, no one would watch this retardo-dialogue, CGI-dragon & greenscreen backgrounds shit.
I simply committed so much to it, that I might as well get it over with.

>a nation to be prosperous, it simply has to be diverse.
In what world has that ever happened, the clown world?

>Jaime pushed Bran outside the window
>Locke cuts off Jaime's hand
>Bran kills Locke by warging into Hodor

Pottery?

>remember that one dumb thing she did 10 years ago when she was 12
There's a way better argument against Sansa's intelligence in this very episode.
>jon goes to explicitly collect allies for winterfell
>"muh food stocks didn't account for any allies wtf!"

WHERE THE FUCK WAS HOWLAND REED?
Are they keeping him for the part where they have to retreat through the Neck or something?

>episode 2

>Bran says "I've gotta HAND it to you, for getting this far."

BRAVO D&D

>yeah Sam, I needlessly killed your father and brother but hey, you should thank me because I took 5 mins out of my day to come see you, now fuck off fatty
What did she mean by this?

>season 1 Arya

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He signed off the letter with 'Fuck Targaryens and fuck Valyrian people'.

We're supposed to believe Sansa is smart?

based

SO PROGRESSIVE
>Northerners giving two darkies distrustful looks
>The one hot negress giving a sidelong look to the dickless dude about racist whitey
>Dany smirking as her dragons cause the racist white northerners to run around screaming in terror
This is gonna be a masterpiece.

fucking commie thot

It was ok

yes, she got raped, remember

nobody on this show is smart but sansa isn’t the dumbest

WHY WHY WHY if they know Bran has these powers dont they talk to him about all this shit. In the real world he would be by far the most impactful and important charachterin these situations. But they dont have him using his super autism powers to sort out all this shit and stop the petty squabbles. They just want to make him this wise distant master type, instead of the close advisor to all the important leaders he should be.

that our moms are gay

oh no no no

>sansa provides the brains
Yeah that isn't gonna work

feelsbadman

In that case, BASED and Bobby B pilled

Leaks where?

Bran kills her via dragon

>no one's ever really gone

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>crippled autistic
>virgin
>edgy twat
the only GOT character that average Yea Forums tards can relate

because they rightfully think he’s just an out of his mind autist.

how fucking weird that the government tells the people what to do

>it's a Qyburn scene

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Is anyone going to do anything about that Martell woman Cersei has locked in her with the rotting corpse of her daughter? Or is that going to be a completely forgotten little factoid?

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ayyy kek

Unironically glad that all of that shit isn't exclusively in my head. Bless you user.

*unzips dick*

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Who wipes Bran's bum now that Hodor is dead and Meera is gone?

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>absolute monarchy with a professional army under the king's command
Joffrey was ahead of the curve tbqh

shut up incel!!! she's smart cuz shes a woman and we say so, yeah so what if she got her pet killed then got raped ? she pretends to know what shes talking about ! FEED

you mean like their tax policy?

I dropped this shit on season 4 or 5, can't even remember. It was the finale where the Hound fought Brienne (not the reason I dropped it). I have now come to terms with the fact that the fat fuck is never gonna finish the books, is it worth picking back up? What am I in for?

OH shieeet

>needlessly
What the fuck was she supposed to do with them? She could've killed them in battle or afterwards for betraying Tyrells, instead she offered them a chance, twice if I remember right. AND THEN offered to send them to the wall.

Honestly all the criticism on Yea Forums really had me ready for a fucking trainwreck, and given the absolute state of these last 2 (3? 4?) seasons I was pretty sure it would be but this episode was pretty comfy to be honest, decent scenes, a few cringe here and there.

yes virgin

I think i get it now. Jon Snow 'knows nothing' because he is a manlet, and manlets never learn. No wonder they keep bringing this up in the show, its an overlooked key part of what makes his charachter so stupid.

what happened

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Say what you want about Joffrey being a shit, but things wouldn't have gotten this bad if he was in charge. He would have most likely sent a massive fuck off army to the Wall if the WW was proven to be true.

BALLZ N COCKZ LMAO

Now that he's a targaryens he can sex stansa and it wouldn't be incest. Jonsa for the iron throne.

Just do like I did and read up on the synopsis of the episodes you missed, then skip around your newly reactivated HBO Now subscription to see the cool scenes you read about.
tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Recap/GameOfThrones

Thanks. But I wonder what episode three will be if one was Winterfell.

PRESTON WHEN? AAAAAAA

You dropped it at the last good season. It's not good post s4, but its perfectly enjoyable as long as you drastically lower your expectations.

She starved to death.

It’s the kind of episode that would be passible in a 10-12 episode season. Not when there fucking 5 episodes left

So fucking ugly

>is it worth picking back up
No. It's gotten much worse with every new season.

You're kind of supposed to assume that since thats how normal people feel about their family.

it's been like 8 years m8, by her age most women have hit the wall.

Because "ask Bran this and that" wouldn't make for a great story. Besides his powers are clearly limited since he still needed Sam.

It's fun to shitpost but everyone still is watching it just to see what happens but mostly shitpost about it for good reason

Or just kept them prisoner? Used them for political reasons or to simply ransom them off? It's not fucking hard. You don't just kill Lords of houses off because they didn't kill your feet after you burned their army.

look at that coat

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The dragons looked so bad in all that scene. The race between them was pathetic. It shows that they have nothing to hold on more than shit to attract normies since the story of the books ended.

soon my friend

Bar reaction video when? I remember that one fatty overreacting at everything from last season and I hope to see her again

There's a spike intended to be inserted directly into the pooper of the male rider and two for females.

What's with that sun thing? Tyrion also commented on the Karstark banner (which looks just like that) and it was odd, he even said it's the coolest banner which it isnt

The only based Targ

Joke's on you it always was

new

Could he be concinced though? He'd probably be as paranoid as his mother.

kiss your feet*

her face fits the show well, I just wish she knew how to act

I liked the unrevised version better.

tbqh if I look at my local history (Northern Italy) there was a guy similarly "ahead" in state org thinking, every NI city-state he conquered had to give all of his youth for the permanent army (he would then mix the people form different cities to avoid trouble) and would give 0 power to local nobles, and he kept expanding in the Northern part of the peninsula . Soon enough he was marked as a tyrant, excommunicated and a sort of "mini-crusade" was fought against him bringing down his downfall, and ahis brother's family (who had very little part in all of this but was the only family the dude had left) were brutally executed in some town's square
Sorry for the /his/ excursus

literally MADE to be pounded

>>Stay back! he has blue eyes
>>My eyes were always blue!
was good fuck you

Honestly, it was good. More of a character reunion show to set up the rest of the season.

Oh wait, this is Yea Forums.
It was absolute shit, I hate watched every second of it. Spend all of your money on Alita Battle Angel instead.

I can't remember but didn't they bring a Wight to the throne room to convince Cerci? I think that would work for Joffy

>What am I in for?
Extremely fast pacing compared to the earlier seasons, but never where the storylines are actually dragging (Arya and the fucking Waif).
A bunch of fan-service, with characters making dumb quips and jokes for no reason other than to excite fans.
All main characters now have an extreme case of plot armor, where not even acting like a total fucking moron will get them killed.
All characters are now one note and outside of one-liners, barely say anything of substance in any conversation.
There now has to be a minimum of two big scale fight sequences a season, even if it makes no sense for there to be one (the fucking frozen lake battle).
A bunch of dumb oversights that break pre-established rules in the show with the expectation that the audience will just be willing to overlook it.

>was pretty comfy to be honest, decent scenes
When you have shit taste, everything is comfy and decent.

kit is 5'6 tops lad

i dont think he really 'needed' sam. What difference would it really have made if someone else told him?

"Jon your a Targaryen"

"Prove it".

"Your weird brother told me, he had a vision".

"Ok i guess that makes sense"

The reason they 'needed' sam to do it was so he and Jon could talk about Dany being a ruthless cunt, thus sowing doubt. Had nothing to do with telling Jon he's king.

Not worth it, if only for the cheap laughs. It's pure shit at this point, the scope and scale of the world have shrunk to nothing, they're racing from set piece to set piece. And non stop cringe quips instead of dialogues, so bad.

>Or just kept them prisoner?
Would be forever then since they are traitors, that shit is serious business. Probably better to die honourably.

>political reasons or to simply ransom them off?
Not like Cersei would give a fuck and outside of her, Dany has no real threats.

>You don't just kill Lords of houses off
Worked fine for Tywin for much more petty reasons.

>Ghost
ghost from TRUE CAPITALIST RADIO?

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Tyrion was just straight being an asshole in that scene. No wit, no humor, just pure dickery.

Nearly. Had an aneurysm that required brain surgery or something.

Plz someone give me faceapp pic, where Bran is smile

I meant before. He seemed to lack the last piece of information to conclude who Jon is.

And she still doesn't give a shit. He might not either.

why don't they travel to the sun instead of fighting ice zombies in the ice?

Too many fucking capeshit-tier continuous quips between character
A couple of interesting things happen tho, so maybe give it a watch

Lads does anyone have the name of that youtube video with edmure tully with the shades on? I can't find it anymore, only some shit one which doesn't play the scene

I need a to see the body

kek thanks

How can anyone think that's funny or clever? Fucking cringe. Wonder if he cried himself to sleepfuring filming lel.

>D&D had ZERO experience in TV before Game of Thrones

It's unbelievable these hacks got away with it.

cheers. I'll watch it. at this point I have to finish the series. for me it really started to go sour around season 5 but I still enjoy it on some level.

give sauce bro

Book Bronn would. The whole point of his character was that he was a selfish mercenary who was never really Tyrion's friend.

whole episode was
>hey! haven't seen you in a while

fucking hell! name? cam? more?

AYO GIVE IT UP FOR MA NIGGA BOBBY B IN THE HOUSE!!!!!!

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Given how GoT exploded, they did fine.

Book Bronn provoked Cersei by naming his kid Tyrion.

Wasn't it something somewhat similar inS7 E1 as well?

I kek'd as well, but it can only work with Edd and Thormund desu
Anyway I0m just a compiler of quippy lines, might ass some extra ones in the future

pun intended?

he's about the only decent thing left in this shit and he's just a sociopath played by an alright actor

iirc it has a bit more going on. they could've gotten through today in sitcom fast though

I'd actually like it to end this way.

>you're a big guy
>for you

>his pox (ie. syphilis) line is the only good quip in an episode packed with them

does anyone have euron greyjoy's fleet travel map?

oh shit. I never considered he could warg into the dragons. Please make this happen.

have sex

>dude balls lmao

It was ruined by Bronn spelling out the joke.

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underrated

Cersei specifically said she'd keep her alive just to watch her daughter's corpse turn to dust.

It's actually distracting how ugly she is.

More grace, your boar?

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She reminds me of this

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>wasting energy on some dornenigger
I'm pretty sure everyone just assumes she's dead anyway.