>I killed your father for not giving me everything he owned
>I also killed your brother for being a good and loyal son to his father
>Forget about that now, muh dragons, muh unity in the face of muh ice niggers
Sam is going to shank this dumb slut isn't he
>I killed the father who hated you
>I killed the brother who hated you
wtf, I love daenerys now!
to be fair, Randyll should've bent the knee once he saw Rickon would pretty much just do the same as him, but his pride was too much or he was just that much of a retard.
Based Sam. Hope Sansa gives him a cheeky blowie in the godswood
They didn't hate him, they were trying to get him to unfuck his shit.
>giving in to terrorism
No. They made the right call. Their bloodline lives on in Sam and he is going to rightly make that bitch pay. I wonder if he will make dragon soup or something.
He and his brother got along just fine, from what I remember. A real Chad & Virgin relationship.
Sam will unironically save everyone. Screencap this
pretty much this.
People forget that This fatso's dad sent him to the wall and even admitted to tried to kill him.
Not really sure about his brother though, his death wasn't necesary.
SSHHHHHHHHH!!!! You'll invalidate their hatred for their homophobic parents who are talking them out of their transexual procedure!
>Sam is going to shank this dumb slut isn't he
I hope so :P
It's like a father who sends his asshole son to military school to get his shit together. He didn't sell him into fucking slavery.
>IF MY FAMILY EVER SENT ME TO FAT CAMP IN A FINAL DESPERATE BID TO HALT MY EVER INCREASINGLY OUT OF CONTROL OBESITY AND THE ASSOCIATED EMBARRASSMENT AND BURDEN ON THEM I'D TOTALLY ENDORSE THEM BEING ROASTED TO DEATH BY A DRAGON WHORE.
>MOM MORE PIZZA
>He didn't sell him into fucking slavery.
No, he gave him away. You don't leave the watch until you die, do you not remember that?
>military school
Except you eventually graduate Military School. Being sent to the Wall is either life imprisonment or a death sentence. We've seen people on the show choose suicide over serving in the Night Watch.
>Getting your son an honorable profession that will involve rigorous physical activity and keep him fit and healthy with a guarantee of employment even in middle age is suddenly a bad thing
What exactly is your problem, retard?
If Sam actually betrays Dany for what she did I will lose my shit.
>advising her when something happens and her guards are called away to deal with it
>pulls out a dragonglass dagger
>shoves it right through her pregnant stomach like at the Red Wedding
>dany in shock unable to process what's happening
>"SAY IT. SAY 'THANK YOU'. FUCKING SAY IT!!"
Oh boo fucking hoo. Would you like another cupcake fatty? If anything its noble that the father of the fat man is willing to sacrifice a cherished and beloved child for the greater good of the seven kingdoms. It shows that it's not just a service expected of the peasant class.
>The Night Watch
>I shall take no wife, hold no lands, father no children.
Are the rules always interpreted so loosely? Jon's been banging barbarian chicks and the Mother of Dragons. Even fatass Sam has a gf.
>the nights watch
>usually reserved for criminals and vagabonds
>sends his unbelievably greedy fat son
Let's just agree that this was both based and of course redpilled. Being that fat is a crime and the punishment was to the letter, just.
>Camera cuts to Bran in a trance, controlling Sam's mind.
>What exactly is your problem, retard?
The 20th century mindset of self discovery and fulfillment.
>I will literally lose my shit guys!!!
>112952871
Honestly consider suicide. I think you and your family will be happier.
>yfw the final scene is sams fat dick raping daenarys to death
Sam isn't gonna do shit about Dany. He quickly changed the subject to Jon's lineage because even Jon understood that his dumb father should have bent the knee.
Yeah, no. I think your problem is the 21st century mindset of entitlement and naivety with a side of arrogance. Sam was lucky that he had a family that cared so much about him. Going to the wall made a man out of him, he's somehow still fat but maybe he has a thyroid problem.
God willing, Sam kills her and joins Stannis to claim the throne as his squire
by forcing him to be a sexless warrior monk for the rest of his life?
what are Mole town whores for?
The whole reason he told John instead of telling him after the war was to ensure that dumb whores immediate demise. John will stew and eventually his pussy blind mind will be clear.
>it's ok to kill my blood because they called me fat
wew
They are only rules if you follow them retard, you honestly think that the police don't speed and smoke weed? How does someone end up being this naive and clueless?
If I were your father I would send you to the fucking wall retard, you have a lot of growing up to do.
Fat punk mast.
Uhm... It's "wh*te walkers", sweetie.
Sam's gonna have ta shank a bitch.
He already has.
Sam is the reason they even have a chance
Yeah, it's not like we see one of them beheaded for breaking the rules in the very first episode of the series or anything you mongoloid
>unfuck his shit by sending him to the Wall
If it wasn't for Jon Snow, Sam would've been dead within a week, as his father intended.
unironically kino
>sam pierces daenerys with his family sword
>avenges his family and restores his honor
>when he pulls the sword back out it starts burning
How would yasqueefers react if he was still cast as Dickon? There's a marked difference between burning a teenage-looking lad and action-man adult
>getting caught
Jesus fucking Christ user. I bet you were fun at sleepovers.
>n-no mom says we have to go to sleep I don't want to play video games!!!
>coulda woulda shoulda
The point is he's alive and a better man because his father took the initiative to put him outside of his comfort zone. It's something every parent has to do when they realize their child is a flaming degenerate of one kind or another.
>muh risk of death
>wanting your son to live as a weak and pathetic fat creature enslaved only to his greedy desire to fill his ever increasing belly
bump
can't wait for the inevitable Dany chimp out
>do literally everything I say because I am the kween and I have dragons
>wanna keep your shit? too bad its mine I own literally everything now give it here or you get toasted
>"sorry Dany you're not actually the heir, Jon is the rightful king"
>B-BUT MUH DRAGONS! MUH ARMY!
Have sex
>Their bloodline lives on in Sam
>oath to father no children