YODA: A Star Wars Story

Because why the fuck not? You can throw any cheap-ass origin story on this little guy and even if it's nothing more than popcorn action and CGI it'd still work.

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Nice lighttoothpick bro.

>yoda
>not yaddle

Yoda is ultimately an utterly boring character with little to no personality, and only works as a supporting mentor character. However, I imagine a lot of people would need at least a box of tissues when watching the trailer for his film.

>a movie where young yoda takes in a force sensitive and teaches him some shit while they both get into hilarious shenanigans throughout the movie because yoda is young and brash

i’d watch it

>replace Qi with the force
>replace all Asian characters with full on Asian accents with aliens

star wars has always been shitty cultural appropriation

Little Wayne a Jedi now?!

>yfw yoda was actually 6’4” when he was a young 80+
>yfw yoda slayed siths and bitches and sith bitches like a green conan
>yfw yoda is a name taken after becoming a master. Real name is chad galaxycock

whatever just give me more space kung fu

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Only If he's being a little, monkey king tier shit throughout the whole movie and is shamelessly op

if star wars was anywhere close to this it would be at least entertaining

Yoda wouldn't have fought Sith really, by the time he was a Padawan all but a few Sith cults were destroyed, he participated in their elimination.

Honestly this, an immature Yoda is the perfect opportunity. There's so much they could do with the character

>implying the writers actually give even half a shit about the lore at this point

He needs a love interest to abandon

Didnt Lucas specifically not write a backstory for Yoda?

>yoda
>horde insignia on necklace

Won't work for the same reason Han movie didn't work. Both work as supporting characters, but they're too cartoony and flat to carry a feature film of their own. Yoda is charming in small doses, but nobody actually wants 2 hours of a vertically-challenged ninja turtle with a speech impediment

>nobody actually wants 2 hours of a vertically-challenged ninja turtle with a speech impediment

Sounds spot-on for kids. It actually does sound a lot like a Pixar movie description

>4ninja turtles in one person, wielding telekinesis and lasersword, going spiderman on space terrorists is a boring idea

It's not but Disney would botch It anyway

Yoda Stories was already a video game. It was pretty boring. It was just Yoda telling Luke to do random shit.

came here to post this

He was a gamer

rogue one should have been his movie

>tfw no Jedi reveal by the end
>probably because Disney thought it would "cheapen" the Jedi to have them show up in one of their spinoff movies
>then TLJ happened

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