/GOT/ GENERAL

Explain that Jamie did nothing wrong and had to kill the mad king.

Does /got/ like communism?

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EXPLAIN THIS

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So since Jon is AA, it means that he will kill Dany to engulf his sword with whatever magic to kill the NK, right?

My wife is pure

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Literally nothing. He doesn't care anymore.

cracka runes

>hfw Queen's pussy was worth the wait

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voted the least sexy radical ideology of 2018

Jamie shitting bricks since now he also has to explain how Bran fell besides how Aeris died. I hope they have some meaningfull scenes.

Ancient sphincter art

it's the white walkers' sigil

Azaario Naharis

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Reminder that the dragon staredown scene was not a waste of time, it was a red herring to make us think the dragons are being protective of Dany when in reality they're recognizing Jon as a Targ. Jon's dragon led the way. Dragons will side with Jon when Dany inevitably opposes the Aegon revelation and she tries to bring them to heel in an act of intimidation.

Fuck no

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I love retarded 2D girls like the one you posted

Incels are and are hated, because they are submissive omega males.Almost all of them are into femdom.
If you look at the frontpage of /r9k/, you'll see what I am talking about. That place is basically the best argument for nofap or noporn, because it's the endstage of a severe porn and fap addiction coupled with loneliness.

The most common themes in them are female domination of the man.
Either as a "mommy gf", orc/amazon/muscular woman that takes them as sex slave (very common fantasy among incels) or a role-reversal of traditional gender roles. They love fantasizing about a woman pursuing them like a confident man would a woman. They love anime pictures and hentai, that depict this kind of role-reversal.

Then you have a significant chunk of Incels being prison gay, because they are into traps. The hit or miss girl is literally only popular, because many people on Yea Forums have a trap fetish. Some only ironically, because they are NPCs and want to fit in, but don't want to actually have sex with crossdressed males.

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he will forgive him and they will develop mutual respect and maybe even a friendship.

I sure hope so.
Would be boring without some conflict between the two.

>go through all this shit so you can bang a roastie so loose from 3 kids than you could hold a tournament in there
why is euron the most unbelievable character

They won't. It will be played for laughs.

SOUL

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Weren't legit leaks limited to ep 1, nazi-kun?

I think she's meant to be more like a less cunty Catlyn, and she does pull it off just fine.

Dialogue and characters got a lot worse for sure but I made my peace with it by accepting that it's an interpretation of the books, and not the same story. That was Littlefinger or Tyrion suddenly being idiots makes sense. They are different characters now!

I would literally pay money to see Stannis come back and put Dany's head on a pike as the finale.

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Bran mirin' Jaime's incest skills
probably jelly Jaime squirted many gallons into Cerseis belly

>thinking D&D have the balls to do this to their strong and just kween

Nazi Occultism

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bran could litterelly warg into dany get her to jump off a cliff and warg out its that easy

I think it's believable.
He said himself he's bored as fuck.
Wanting to get her pregnant though is unbelievable.

>Jon the White walkers will kill over 80% of Westeros population.
>Jon only they are arround 5% of Westeros population.

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I mean, it's not capitalism which is a positive.

Why would he? Bran is out of fucks and others probably blame LF.

NOW I GET IT

Bran was worging into Drogon in this scene

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No. Tyrion is supposed to die as well, Jaimie will kill cersei, the mountain will kill jaimie, the hound will kill the mountain

Maybe Jamie will quip about how he lost the hand he used to kill the king and push the kid.

>She is good at this, he thought, as he watched her tell Lord Gyles that his cough was sounding better, compliment Elinor Tyrell on her gown, and question Jalabhar Xho about wedding customs in the Summer Isles. His cousin Ser Lancel had been brought down by Ser Kevan, the first time he’d left his sickbed since the battle. He looks ghastly. Lancel’s hair had turned white and brittle, and he was thin as a stick. Without his father beside him holding him up, he would surely have collapsed. Yet when Sansa praised his valor and said how good it was to see him getting strong again, both Lancel and Ser Kevan beamed. She would have made Joffrey a good queen and a better wife if he’d had the sense to love her. He wondered if his nephew was capable of loving anyone.
>GOD DAENERYS WHAT THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO FEED THESE DRAGONS YOU DUMB WHORE?
Excellent adaptation.

The conflict between them is idiotic and forced. Jon never wanted to be king, he just wants to protect motherfuckers, as long as Dany doesn't go cray, there is no reason for him to mind her being the queen.

Well I think that Dany will die and I'll love to see the "burlington bar" landwhales reacting

Bend the knee Yea Forums.

if bran doesnt worg into a dragon this season at least consider this season shit

I hope Sam revenge kills her or something.

So did Daenerys forget that Tarly fought on her fathers side. I can't remember that being mentioned.

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Anyone else just realize how much more attractive Jaime is compared to the other male cast members.
>that jaw
>that sexy hair
Why the fuck couldn’t he be the main focus instead of pouty Jon snow

He already did To watch Jon and Dany have sex.

>like episode until I come to Yea Forums

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hell yeah

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Maario Naharis

and he's almost 50

Shhh, just clap when the handsome white man dies.

except he used the left hand to push Bran

Beric is cool

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fuck this gay feminist bullshit show

>jon goes to collect allies
>"i did not account for feeding any allies"
Smartest person ever.

Tarly Sr. is so out of the loop that he supports the old king every time a new one shows up.

Superior norwegian genes.

doesn't really matter. Alliances have always been a fickle thing in GoT. She had every right to kill them, desu

Not like it was as bad as season 5 and 6

The hints that Euron will do the job are pretty obvious by now.

Feminist show with a male hero and a queen presented as being selfish?

Thank him for pushing him out of the tower cause he wouldn't have been the three eyed raven

What is this meant to be

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Don't you love it when a new season opens with a filler episode?

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I can't wait for Beric vs the Night King

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I can't deal with Jon's voice any more, was it always so gravely? It seems forced and anytime he's talking I can only think of people laughing at him behind the camera.

Ah yes, truly an engineering blueprint to work based on.

LOL MEAT RING MADE OF ARMS WITH A KID IN THE MIDDLE SO EDGY

Any youtube vids or webm of people watching it in a group for their cringe reactions?

I thought it was some kind of dragon glass projectile

It's required to get people up to speed when a summary won't do. Casuals watches have non existent attention spans.

idk, based on the preview it will be another winterfell kangaroo court scene with emotional speeches

It was a nice touch. Would be even cooler if the arms still moved.

Looks like a blowdart.

A spear. She could have just said that she wants a spear.

Recoilless rifle that shoots dragon glass

>being Samsa
>do nothing for 8 seasons but cry and get treated like a thing
>act like you're the most confident player in season 7 and 8 all of a sudden
>get "sansa is so smart", "wow those who underestimated you are no dead", "my sister you're so smart"

explain

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I legit want a paladin undead killing show starring Beric

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>every right to kill them

so how is she better than the mad king?

>as long as Dany doesn't go cray
She’s been the Mad Queen for two seasons now, user.

God, I would fucking hate that

fuck sansa and fuck arya, seriously kill them off they are dead weight they should not be there still

You and everyone know well enough D&D do not put that level of thought into their work.

some spring loaded contraption to shoot dragonglass darts

that's where my money is on

that shit drawing shows the arrow pointing into the hilt of that thing though
so no idea what it's supposed to show

maybe also a dragonglass blade for a flail or whip

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doesn't mean anything, looks cool though

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Motherfucker is a full-blown dane. I thought he just had a background, hence the name but his english is perfect.

It's an Atlatl.

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Only if you ask racist white incels
Everything Daenerys did was right

He's already engulfed his sword in her magic, if you catch my meaning.

it's been the same for 6 seasons now

why are people complaining about this ?
it's always been like that

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Is there a show with spoopy shit like the end scene but all the time?

It would be cool if we get a subplot of Beric going full gorilla warfare paladin against the Night King

it means girls can't draw weapons

>Bran spends all his freetime watching Sanda get raped.
>Bonds with Jaime over incest

Josephine Gillian is the one riding him.

That was one of the only good parts of the episode.

It was the rape

>REEEEEEEEEE

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Do you guys even understand misdirection? They pulled the same shit with Arya-Sansa "conflict" in last season. Presenting it as some kind of conflict in the preview.

The underestimation thing is perfect. The smart thing ... guess Arya felt she need to say something nice after Sansa called her strong.

Nothing mad queen about burning open rebells after giving them a fucking chance.

How is the cleganebowl supposed to happen with the both participants on the different sides of the continent?

Pulls out heartsbane, which is now ablaze

dragon taxi

>Reek metal gears an entire ship to save Yara

that's an Idea Crayon

Same way unsullied teleports across westeros

Probably not till tomorrow or day after

The Hound didn't seem to care anymore. How can you do cleganbowl with the Mountain being a zombie anyway? There is no emotional impact now.

I like Sansa. She likes lemon cakes.
I wish in the last episode she treats everyone to some.

I hope that good shit come out of it. The only part of the plot that im interested now.

fuck off commie

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Azor Sansa

Very cool. I can't see shit though.

>Brienne goes to KL as Sansa's representative for the retarded wight summit
>Is in Winterfell, part of the welcome party for the people coming back from retarded KL wight summit
What did they mean by this?

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Yea Forums is a communist board

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Episodes will be longer you moron. Last few episodes will be 1.5 hour - 2 hours

They're all hot, would give each of them a go.

>Yara
Another useless character that will do absolutely nothing this season.

Clearly got teleport powers too.

Teleportation has been the main method of transportation since S6.

Brienne is Jaqen

this. I honestly don't know what some of you were expecting. there's a huge roster of characters converging on a single location. most of them have shared history and haven't met in years. of course you're going to have lots of reunions and conversations.

and even for a filler(ish) episode, there was a fair amount of plot development.

no one cares about your faggot trannies

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As the whole iron islands shit.

Remind me, /got/. What happened to the sand snakes?

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Friendship ended with Stannis

Now Beric Dondarrion is my best friend

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>aaaaaaghhh

KING IN DA NORF

After the armies in Winterfell defeats the WW they'll head south to deal with Cersei's treachery.

Hound will be alive though, he's the only one brave enough to face the undead Mountain.

Absolutely based

>You take great offense at dwarf jokes, but love telling eunuch jokes. Why is that?
>It distracts me from being an alcoholic dwarf who killed his father
>I have balls and you don't.

>reunions and conversations
If only. They all felt way too short. Sansa and Tyrion and specially Arya and Jon should have more to talk about. Instead we got like 5 minutes of pointless dragon flying.

the actors all stopped giving a shit. look at some of the interviews. One thing that's consistent with all of them is "i'm glad it's over now" it's been 8 years and they're all ready to move on

Understandable

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>impaled through the stomach
>choked to death
>poisoned to death

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I'm a clown enthousiast aswell fellow redditor

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Your sister... she was so beautiful... with Euron...

Jon will kill Dany, that's the bittersweet ending not for me

Sit there and stare menacingly. What else can he do?

>We're the only Greyjoys left
D&D giving the final shitting on my hopes of Victarion.

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Uhhhh soooo Yara is gonna take over the iron islands with 3 ships or what? I guess they're just gonna let theon row over to winterfell?

Yea Forums is a cunny board at best

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>he likes to watch

R'hllor bros are my bros too.

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It seems that the only likeable char in the show left is Sam Tarly.

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Because I too am an autist NEET who sits on his ass all day and makes everyone around him uncomfortable.

I want arya and gendry to get married and have babies

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>imagine giving a shit about Greyjoys after what they did with Euron

>"what do dragons eat?"
>"Whatever they want" *slowly turns head towards you with a smug expression*

>"I have balls and you don't"

>"We don't have time for this"
>Epic 5 minute dragon ride adventure

>"Can you make this?"*hands over paper with a drawing of a stick and a pointy end labelled 'dragonlass' which is supposed to go in the stick*

>Theon boards the main ship of Euron out of nowhere which is in the middle of a giant fleet and escapes with 3 ships of his own

>"Lady of Winterfell"
Whats he gonna say next???
>"Has a nice ring to it"
>"So does hand of the Queen. Depending on the queen I suppose LMAO"
>"Many underestimated you (because you are so smart), most of them are DEAD now (because they underestimated you?)
>"Lmao shut up I thought you were clever, peace"

Great stuff

That's not her.

yara is a strong woman she needs no man. didn't you see her headbutt her brother after he literally rescued her? that was to show she didn't need him

That was lame.

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I unironically didn't even notice, because I care so little about Brienne. Probably what happened in the writers room as well.

Thoroughly enjoyed the episode for approximately 34 minutes. Felt like old GoT with the political posturing and alliances forming between all the different characters.

Then they got on the dragons and the episode went to absolute shit. Writing for the waterfall scene must’ve been done by a 4 year old.

Kill yourself tranny, you will never be a happy normal human being

>"Look at ye, Brandon, me lad. Yer a man now!"
>".........Almost."

What did he mean by this?

can someone post the old leaked script from 2 years ago, that had like the night king dying in the vale or something and danys and jons daughter becoming the queen in the end, please.

the writing since season 5 has fallen off. I'm glad this is the final season. too bad George Martin didn't write any of it to redeem the writing at all

are jaime
also brienne

He's never had sex

Is he the only interesting character left?

>Sansa's the smartest person I know
You have a literal god who can see all of time sitting next to her.

he's transitioning

That was kino. Just like my animes and videogames

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he's never had sex or killed anybody

hes only a teenager

she rode ahead alone, or with a small group. Probably those bring word of Jons arrival.

A singe person or small group all on horseback can travel much faster than an army on foot.

>Yer a man now
...For you

nope womyn are the smartest. just because some autistic white man claims to see everything doesn't mean he has his big sister telling him what to do

Do you think Bran used his powers of sight to go back and finish watching Jaime and Cersei fuck?

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>Sansa and Tyrion
yeah we definitely need more of this, that one short convo was nothing

>This episode was just called "King's Landing"

They gave up even with the episode names.

It's a sigil that has something to do with the Children of the Forest (the elfling shits who made the white walkers) & the walkers themselves

Dont forget about /ourguy/.

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>The dragons aren't eating.
>What's wrong with them?
>They don't like the North.
It's not like they lost a family member or something.

>Hmm, who should I hire to kill that stupid dwarf? I know! I'll ask his best friend who's fought countless battles together to do it.

How is this not just the laziest writing just to get Bronn go north?

NOOOORF

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He has to fuck Mel to end the long night first.

It was called "Winterfell," but I agree with your point.

Honestly, I have a bad feeling about Jamie. Like they are going to ruin him, like they did Stannis.

He is a woman

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Interesting sure but how the fuck is Jaime likeable? He's still a total cunt, just less of a cunt than he seemed to be at start with some positive qualities.

Brienne seems too one dimensional to be likeable.

Seeing things with hax isn't really being smart. Bran is basically that guy who can google everything. Sansa is ... I don't recall examples of her showing too much intelligence.

>some fat autist explaining the plot to his friend in the basement
>this is supposed to be a major character moment
yeah that was anticlimatic as fuck

It's either a blowdart + blowgun or an arrow.
She adapted a faceless men assassination tool for anti-whitewalker warfare

Based

He won't be a man until he fucks Sansa.

>night king in the vale
>has killed everyone except jon and dany
>all of a sudden he gets stabbed through the bad
>falls over
>everyone stares in astonishment
>it's Robin

are they gonna make another shadow monster to kill the night king?

You don't think maybe that has a second meaning? Think about it.

this scene felt so fucking dry
>lmao u dont have cock and balls :DDD XDD
>why are you like that
>benis :DDD

Maybe Cersei has a plan ... she can't be written as THAT stupid, even D&D wouldn't ... r-right?

What did Arya mean by "Sansa's the smartest person I know"? Cause from where I'm standing, Sansa did almost nothing in the show.

She got waaay too much of a confidence boost killing Ramsay + Arya taking out the Frey's

So a tiny keep is able to feed 1000000000 soldiers and dragons, somehow

Explain.

its taking its time but hes finally on track for his kino redemption arc as long as they absolutely butcher it (which they have everything else)

I don't watch GoT but I'm also really curious and have no clue where else to check so sorry for intruding, how was yesterday's episode? Did people like it?

GIRL POWER

well when you put it like that it's comedy gold

Dabid actually thought that was a good way to open the season. God, what a bunch of retards. Even worse is that mindless hordes of retards eat this shit up and think it's good writing.

>get the only soldier who has a personal relationship with both lannister brothers to kill them
>not getting a faceless man or fucking any other assassin from anywhere in the world
this is fucking stupid

In a few months everyone will forget that this mediocre show even existed

It's an informed attribute. Like Dany being a decent human being, or Cersei being attractive.

Dem quads

Makes sense--Tyrion can ask Bronn to kill Cersei if they found out she didnt commit her armies if he's still in KL. Or if not kill Cersei do some recon or spying for Tyrion.

And can't wait for the 'your sister offered me gold and you said you'll double it' part.

Man, if only they hadn't destroyed all the food from the reach.

Both of them were absolutely useless characters since the show started.
Bran has never done anything of importance.
Sansa got that one dude eaten by his dogs and took down little finger at least.

Love norf
'ate souf
simple as really

Even with "redemption" he still did too many horrible things to count as likeable IMO. Respectable? Sure. Understandable for making hard choices? Hell yeah. Likeable? Meh.

Even some fucking guardian writer thought the balls line was clever. How?!

>Tyrion making a dick joke
>Varys looks genuinely annoyed
>this is never addressed again
yeah that wasn't awkward at all haha

Some of the party that arrived at the summit at KL came by ship, others rode with the army, brienne probably hoofed it back with a vanguard on horseback because armies on foot are fucking slow

Thats some top stuff mate, thanks dungeons and dragons

WE NAMED YOU KING IN THE NORTH

NOT KEK IN THE NORTH

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I'm watching it now. Theon just randomly shows up and they turn Jon riding a dragon into a comedy scene. This show is so fucking bad.

I know people like to point out the drop off in quality after s4 but I was so glad I didn't have to watch her again. My most hated character.

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Cersei is fucking stupid, what do you expect
>GIB ELEBANDS PROOH PROOH

The weapon which kills the night king, of course.

sansa literally says that you dope

but they need to use Bronn because the fans like him

Sweetrobin finally gets to make someone fly

They are eating the poor folk who died from the cold so that the army of the dead doesn't get anymore recruits. Simple as.

Robin Arryn in Season 8. Those sword lessons really paid off.

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this little bitch is so fucking annoying

it was either dragon riding or having to have better writing. D&D have been phoning in the writing for 3 seasons now. they just want to skip to the franchise and spin offs

>shit, this show used to be all tits and stuff... uhh... how do we fix this..? Wait..! We put three pairs of tits in one scene and very suggestive insertion! Brilliant!

>What do dragons eat anyway?
>whatever they want *glares yassqueen*

Thanks for letting Dany implicitly threaten your sister right in front of you Jon.

Also, it was a good question. Why is she being a cunt

I would put a baby in her belly.

>wanting elephants for a winter campaign
is this bitch genuinely retarded

She knows how to handle a dick in her ass at least.

You know what youre right, i dont like this one either. She does a porn in real life too what a dumb slut shoudl only be on one type of camera

It had some good moments but was mostly shit

Stop patching their plotholes user, it's pathetic

>Brienne seems too one dimensional to be likeable.

The problem is that book Brienne is a genuinely good natured, tall, unfortunate looking girl who wants to be a knight. TV Brienne is a brutal killer who has been a waste of time since splitting from Jaime and has zero depth.

this
First I thought she was a qt but now she's just annoying

Sansa literally says they can't. Watch the episode lmao

Just take a loan from the Iron Bank lad

Because conflict.

Worked fine for Hanny.

GIRL POWER. it's literally so empowering to have a little girl be a ruler. wow. it's 2019 and womyn need this empowerment from TV to be validated. we literally have a president that says "grab em by the pussy"

>we'll never get movies with huge muscular chads as the main characters
i don't want to live anymore

>dothraki haven't frozen to death

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>You are the true king, Aegon Targaryen 6th of His Name, Protector of the Realm, yada-yada, all of that!
>..... I dont wanna :(

Well done, great delivery of the greatest reveal in the series
Meanwhile youtube.com/watch?v=RRzVYYESyv4

First scene of the show and I'm rolling my eyes. There's going to be a racism subplot with Greyworm isn't there?

Congratulations you've joined the rest of us on following the implication of this 6th grade level plot point.

how come she and Jorah haven't met yet?

More leaks when, i wanna confirm Jon is the AA and Dany will die.

If you read his blog, GRRM literally chose her for the show because she gave him a boner during the casting

>riverlands spent literal years getting reaved, raped, and raided during the war of the 5 kings

>the north lost massive amounts of manpower in the act of marching south + fighting a civil war to determine warden of the north and secede yet again
>north is also what feeds the watch via the gift which was raided by wildlings pre-battle at the wall
>had to feed stannis' army when they showed up
>was raided by ironborn during the wot5k

>the reach has to tithe to cersei + lannisters post-dany
>lost huge amounts of nobility + ruling family in sept nuke, likely causing chaos throughout the reach
>ironborn raiding the shield islands
>dany showing up and torching hundreds if not thousands with her dragons and supplies as well

>ironborn have never produced shit

>vale is arguably the only realm completely untouched by the war of the 5 kings, but still had to deal with lannister armed mountain clans running wild in the mountain roads

>stormlands had decent amount of houses still backing stannis in his long trek up and around the north
>also had to deal with the brother war and all that accompanying bullshit in the war of the 5 kings

>crownlands had to deal with mass influx of refugees + sparrow fucking shits
>not to mention all the side effects of cersei's autistic purges

>westerlands had to support the crownlands and back the war with material/cash until their coffers ran dry and the reach could be added to the fold circa blackwater

>dany sails over with a fuckton of eunuchs, 3x dragons, and a dothraki horde
>golden company on their way as well

>to summarize, all of the chaos throughout westeros should mean that the harvests in practically all regions were hugely negatively impacted, and there can't possibly be enough food to feed the present forces in westeros, even if the realm was at peace, let alone still in a cold (heh) war

and how do dabid and dabid represent mr "even the little ork interest rates?"
>dragon ead whaddever dey want shitlord :D

youtube.com/watch?v=e4Uq8O5ZhUA

Remember when it was good?

WHEN WE NEED THE OPINION OF THE BRAT OF THE BEAR ISLAND AND HER 18 GOOD MEN WE WILL ASK
NOW GO TO BED

Like most things, their shit writing results in the opposite of the intended effect. Sansa is meant to look like the paranoid insecure one but Dany is a cunt as usual. Although they do seem to be acknowledging her flaws with the Sam scene.

'ate andals
'ate lannies
'ate dothraki
'ate dornish swill
'ate dragons
'ate eunuchs
Love me snow
Love me Starks
Love me ale
Love me direwolves
Love me old gods
Love me wall

Just remembered I watched Jaime and Brienne's season together hoping that one of them would fall for the other for shits and giggles.

Danes are just discount Netherlanders

See how they allow southern folk into the north? Take lessons from this America, open your borders

Female writers think this shit is clever

Sansa deserves that desu.
>fighting a horde of hundreds of thousands of zombies that are vulnerable to fire
>”these giant flying fire breathing monsters are too inconvenient to feed”

>Jon and Dany fly around without wearing anything on their heads
>they still have their ears and noses
lmao

If only Ramsay had won the BotB...

>I'M ACTING!
Dinklage has always been shit.

A sybian

They trained their horses to be resistant to cold as well as fire.

greynigger can fuck off the north is a white mans land

Not like she's seen them in action like Jon. She's more of the leader who's too blinded by her thousands of subjects looking to her for guidance vs this one queen that seduced and dethroned the once (and future) king of the north.

Trips and I get my dream girlfriend.

I knew it. This whole season is propaganda for the migrants

Why does the astrolabe look so shit in the new opening compared to the original one? Now it just looks like a bad fanmade imitation. The murals' designs are far worse and the camera work and effects look tackier. It's clearly not done by the same team as the original, and it looks like they left all the post-processing off. Also, why the fuck is the red wedding considered important enough to be alongside the wall's collapse and the birth of the dragons?

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based

cringe
commies get the rope

I do.

The reveal could never work as great after such a long time. Jon got over his "I'm a sad bastard" phase long ago. It'd have a bigger impact if it was revealed to his family or Dany, not him.

>Also, it was a good question. Why is she being a cunt
because she doesn't have an answer

Fuck if anyone from this board runs into him in real life I hope they bully him

I remember when the writing was decent.
Tried to rewatch the series and first episode of season 4 I couldn't even make it 10 minutes.

needed money for the diversity budget

The scene with the mean evil white supremacist northerners glaring at Grey Worm and Missandei made me cringe right out of my skin.

Congrats user. I wish you a happy future together

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>Satan trips
Uh oh user

Diferent art-style.

Congrats lad I'm happy for you

That's what I mean, a public announcement, with Danny losing her shit

I liked it, way less flashy than the cheap looking ones before. The new intro was worse thought, focusing too much on small details.

I reckon it's more of something to give the couple some drama in the next couple of episodes
>Dany finds out
>Despite Jon being absolutely loyal, she goes all "he's gonna stab me in the back afterwards"
That or "I'm fucking my nephew" reveal that turns the whole thing into a small joke.

>Also, why the fuck is the red wedding considered important enough
It's the reason D&D wanted to write the show in the first place and the reason why the reaction videos became a thing. Just another thing where they put the audience ahead of the story.

>get around to torrenting it a few minutes ago
>the LITERAL first line is a joke about balls
I just... I mean, what... what even is there to say at this point?!

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LOL!!!!!!

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ruh roh

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Those roasties got dabbed on by based euron

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Describe her.

T-thanks.

based Santa giving love

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“I drink, know things, and make dick jokes”

LOL MUH DRAGONS IS BACKKKKK

Nothing, just like Varys does

what happened to the queen bitch of the sand snakes? i remember she was with dany at dragonstone.

Next episode is an hour and then the rest are an hour and twenty minutes.

So just over 6 hours left

Cheap chuckles. It's expected given that Theon's been reduced to nothing more than balls jokes and insults that even eunuchs from there and from different shows and movies hardly got.

Holy shit, how do you keep doing it.

the actors phoned it in hard. they've been ready to be done with this show for 3 seasons

Is it autism?

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>satan trips
good luck fren, I hope she won't be crazy or anything haha

I expected some cuhrayzee shit when I saw that but alas, it was disappointing

/ourgirl/ forced her to watch while her favorite daughter gets poisoned, dies, and decomposes before ber

>why the fuck is the red wedding considered important enough to be alongside the wall's collapse and the birth of the dragons?
>the "KING IN DA NORF" is killed in a massacre alongside all his soldiers
>"why that is considered important lel what the fuck bunch of stupid retards"
Are you retarded, user?

>they try to wrap up the series 6x50 minutes
>every scene is a few lines of quips
>mfw the dialogue and pacing of the show has regressed to capeshit levels

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>my father lied to me, i thought he was an honorable man who had a bastard child with a whore >:(

>666
Hope you like demons

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jon should have put her and all the other dumb cunts whining about muh kitn in their place with more authority than he did
>oh, i'm sorry little fucking girl ruling an island the size of all the cumalitive shits I have taken throughout my entire life, I should have been more thoughtful in regards to your autistic pride and obsession for semantic autonomy instead of making sure you and all 3 of your subjects are turned into fucking corpses by the apocalyptic otherworldly force of chaotic evil that is inexorably marching down south to kill us all. Clearly playing king for a couple of weeks before getting assraped by inevitability was far more important to you than securing mything firebreathing creatures

trips again! based and I hope you have fun!

100% im just ready for them to pacify him with minecraft to stop his outbursts from destroying potential diplomacy like tonight

>Stay back he's got blue eyes
>I've always had blue eyes

WHAT. THE. FUCK. IS. THAT.

HE DOES IT AGAIN THE MADMAN

Save a gf for me won't you yoy can't have them all

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>yfw the books will be exactly the same as the show but with more food descriptions

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youtube.com/watch?v=47MazYDnmaU
Remember when the dialogue was good instead of just being fan service?

No it isn't retard.
Spam your butthurt representation shit in another thread.

kek, he is just coping with not wanting to stop sexing his aunt

that was so shit, it looked like a cheap vidya intro

honestly, I can't really blame the actor for bran being so fucking shit.
When he became joined to the weirwood its as if his brain was put into a giant database network and it completely changes his personality to the point where hes no longer really human. Kind of hard to convey in a tv show

>You used to be taller

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>6x50 minutes
Episodes 3, 5 and 6 are 80 minutes.

>jon should have put her and all the other dumb cunts whining about muh kitn in their place with more authority than he did
They were right. They choose a king, to put that whish aside is disrespect.

MAKE A NEW THREAD BEFORE I PISS MYSELF

that was also back when there was 0 diversity. we need more men being humiliated and women farting to show how empowered they are

LSD with Autism: A Live Experience

He's also realised that Sansa is now fair game.

>nothing even close to these 3 films will ever be made ever again
>because mutts are being pumped into the west
>despite our modern capabilities to make even better stuff

>Remember when the dialogue was good instead of just being fan service?
Yep, those were the good old days
youtube.com/watch?v=ToH6z5gqkIs

>to put that wish*

>Sansa is the smartest person Arya knows

She chose to marry Ramsay and was surprised when he fucked her lmao

he's the one that is starting all these threads, just bully the OP

>two characters meet
>one makes a solemn statement
>the other responds with an edgy quip
>one of them walks away, the other stares off into the distance

It's gonna be a long 6 episodes

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There have been a fuck ton of massacres. The Red Wedding isn't even the largest or the one with the most profound impact on Westeros. We both know it's there because it's a big "shock" moment for the audience and D&D care more about those than anything else.

I wonder how how much they bully him on set

new thread

collapsible paintbrush

Give me 6 random numbers between 1-50.

Just give me those 2 Sapochnik episodes!

No man should have this much power

Rewatching that clip really reminds me on how much the down to earth politics was a lot better than the stuff we have now. It just feel so soulness these days.

Perfectly timed when they have more important shit to worry about, as the same character concluded.

So far into the story it'd be better if someone on Cersei's side got the information and threw it in to create conflict between Jon and Dany.

Unless Jon being the rightful king is somehow relevant against the NK of course, which seems ... unlikely.

Which is like 2 huge movies. Enough time for anything.

Lannisters would probably win thanks to Tyrell alliance either way desu.

How could she reasonably deduce that he was a total monster? Beyond the smile maybe.

the quips, user
the quips
it's beautiful

The Red Wedding was essentially the end of the War of Five Kings.

I really wish the leaks were posted again somewhere, my time is fucking precious and this show is precariously hanging on the border of not worth it. If they give it a shekel grabbing normie pandering ending I want to know now.

I have absolutely no idea how they should have done it, but this was not the way.
Possibly Bran using his three eye raven powers to show his birth but it probably would have been too difficult to make for them to make so they didnt bother

I want Gendry to cum on Arya's face.

"The seed is strong"

>Sansa's the smartest person I know
>Cersei exists

Absolutely disgraceful, and she's a woman too, but I guess you have to have an "ebil human despite an apocalyptic threat" character

What books?
That old fart won't finish the books.

Seriously GOT has become capeshit now. Why couldn't Arya just explain to that dude the sort of weapon she wanted? Why does she have to always be super badass and too cool for everyone now (except Sansa)? Does she care more about being mysterious and edgy than actually helping?

I'm lost. Why is Jaime there?

Cersei isn't that smart. Just ruthless enough to get out of the shit she caused herself.

If she were smart she wouldn't fuck with Tyrells after Tommy became king.

where do they get the actresses from to do this kind of scene?
Are they pronstars? Strippers? Just random thots on the street who want to be on tv?

Absolutely
Only Marxist communism though

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what happened to robin arryn and ghost?

What was the fucking point of that dragon flying scene. It just felt like some shitty B movie action shit. We dont have that much time left on these shows, why are we wasting it on this crap?

THE BLACK STARS

I like how she was fine with not getting any sort of answer when she asked if he can make it work. These characters are not human.

A dildo

yeah that was pretty pointless, a lot of cgi for what?

God I hate the extended version.