/got/ - big shoes to fill edition

Anyone else disappointed that what Edd, Tormund and company found was this and not, say, Stannis or something else? I was literally on the edge of my seat leading up to this...

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Can someone explain to me how Theon and his 20 Good Men (TM) managed to sneak onto the correct ship out of the 100's without being detected and managed to smuggle Yara away without being caught? How is Theon such a good fighter now despite missing toes and fingers?

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jew writers are just trying to bait us thats why

I found that scene and the one with the kiss near the waterfall just useless fan service. Adds nothing other than "wouldn't it be cool if they went on dragon ride date?".

>Episode 3
>the Battle of Winterfell is won
>Night King and the dead defeated
>no explanation or motive given for them
How mad would you be if they end up just being a mindless ice zombie hoard?

this is what happens when the writers don't have source material to copy from

well its the locale's fault, there's literally no niggers in Westeros

don't worry they'll end racism by defending winterfell together

>did you bend the knee because you wanted to defeat the white walkers, a threat you've prepared for during the entire show, who murdered your friends, and led you to unite a long separated people that ignited a small civil war that resulted in you killing the love of your life
>or because you LOVED dany after having met her for like a week max and who has been an asshole to you that entire time
>hmm... you got me there Sansa, you really are the smartest person in the seven kingdoms

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Alys Karstark is the greatest rack in Westeros.

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legit the best part the episode. maybe because there was less dialogue. christ the writing has gone downhill

>100's
Akshuly it's 1000's

The ultimate butterface.

reminder that leakanon was right

A moment of silence for Ed Sheeran's face.

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who was this?

Cover of night.
Everyone assumes Theon is dead
Element of surprise
Attacked from a distance
Only needed to board a single boat, while Ironborn are likely occupying their own boats, and unaware about what is going on elsewhere.
Practice.

If only there was some kind of clue in his post.

They know what the Silence looks like. It's also the biggest fucking ship in the fleet in case they somehow forgot that fact. It's crewed by mutes so not much noise there. Theon trained with Robb and Jon since they were little and was pretty good with a bow. Losing some fingers doesn't undo all of that.

RRRUN BACK TO WINTERFELL

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So we are still going to do this huh? Have inconsistent as fuck travel time? How the FUCK did Lord Umber end up where Beric was??????

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it would be so disappointing but i honestly doubt most would even notice by this stage

Azor Manlet

i dont remember an alys karfart

are there any other leaks?

What possible motivation could they have?

Sansa spent her formative years:
>being groomed by Cersei
>being abused by Joffrey
>being married to Tyrion
>in the show, being raped/tortured by Ramsay
>being groomed by Littlefinger
She hasn't seen Jon in years and is trying to think about the long-term future of the Starks even if she's not on the same level as Varys, Littlefinger, or Tywin.

Not at all because I'm expecting it. At this point my expectations are so low, that if there's even the slightest twist or backstory on them, I'll be amazed.

i wouldnt have to see her face if she just sat on mine

got any more?

JON

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You guys remember how in the books it's FUCKING WINTER and Stannis spends like three months walking 500m each march because there's SNOW EVERYWHERE?
Neither do I, it seems pretty comfy in the show, you could probably get away with wearing a t-shirt.

kys reddit

The show really should just outright print in large bold letters every time there's a time skip that happens between scenes to help brainlets like you.

Azor Ed!

it wasnt rape. they were married

sned

>tfw no more kino scenes

youtube.com/watch?v=9Q_4ig3DRAQ

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They watched too much seinfeld in teh writers room. I was waiting for Jaime to slam a door and have a standing ovation when he appeared.

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But he literally did fall in love, before pledging fealty.

Starting off the season with a eunuch joke was a bad sign.

The same way the same fleet of a thousand ships can slip past Dragonstone, across the Narrow Sea and half a continent the size of South America a couple of times without being noticed. Shitty writing.

s7 ep1

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the umber kid had special powers. notice how at the start of the episode hes watching the army arrive then all of a sudden hes in the hall gathered before jon even arrives

Did Grenn and the other nights watch bros died in the show?

Did anyone else laugh at this scene? I think it was meant to be scary, but the kid screaming and his flailing body was fucking hilarious.

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I purposedly ignored the extra retarded retardation. I'm good with the usual retardation.

Fucking kek, this.
>or is it because you love her?
Sansa is the worst written character in the series by a longshot and that's saying something.

This one was pretty kino, I was bored of all the talk talk at the beginning of the episode
youtube.com/watch?v=dPmphf_1i14

I haven't seen anymore, sorry

The industrialization of the seven kingdoms is causing global warming and they have come to peacefully discuss how Westeros can combat climate change.

Beric and the wildlings left the wall and moved to the Last Hearth. The zombies are between them and Winterfell, which is to the South. You could say that Beric avoided the dead and Lord Umber arrived at his castle as they fell upon it.

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whether he did or not isn't the point, it's the fact that uh no he clearly did it to fight the white walkers because HE HAD NO OFFICIAL CLAIM TO THE THRONE (as far as he or Sansa knew)

>no explanation or motive given for them
>no possibility of lame B = NK theories coming true
I'll take it gladly

Fucking spectacular.

what the fuck is that symbol anyway?

man no kidding. as soon as he made that quip i knew we'd be in for more shitty dialogue and writing.

Mutes can't call out for help when their ship is being boarded in the middle of the night. So they get picked off one by one.

What was the last kino scene? I think it was the Hardhome episode. Has anything been good since then?

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>Losing some fingers doesn't undo all of that.
That is LITERALLY why you chop off fingers and where the middle finger meaning "fuck you" comes from. English longbowmen would use it as a way to taunt the French by showing "hey look what I still have fuck you."

I stopped watching after season 6. Should I pick this up again?

TARG SHITS GET OUT

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fucking lost it with the question mark on the elephants bit

They died in like S5 or something. A shame, Grenn was a looker!

Would be kino but

>he has to pay the iron price
Women writers amirite.

tyrion betrays them and dies

What about that guy in Dorne.

a galaxy

Grenn died when the wildlings attacked Castle Black. He killed a giant. Pyp also died. youtube.com/watch?v=8eKhUj_UfX0

They'll have motivation, but you'll have to watch HBO©'s Game of Thrones© The Long Night™ spin off to find out.

I skipped through most of the dialogue jesus they just kept on talking about fanservice points what a giant snoozefest

It's going to be Dany vs. Jon in the end, isn't it

triple-swastika

TENS OF THOUSANDS

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Snek tits.

When is Darkstar showing up?

there is no such army

Wow, Winterfell sure is fucking racist.

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Huh? The North is sovereign. Hence why he's "King of the North". They don't care what southerners do. If he never pledged to Dany, then they would remain sovereign. But he did. That's the drama right now.

some high paid bodyguard from Norvos iirc

if jon marries cersei

>forging volcanic glass

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KEK

the fmv's will be bretty good if it's a tragic/bittersweet ending

You can still operate a crossbow and still hold a sword. Not as good as before, but losing some fingers doesn't make you defenceless.

Actually not that far off.

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So beautiful.

Bronn rescues her from the Red Keep's dungeons and gives her an antidote for that slow-acting poison fucking WHEN????

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I'll say no. If you dropped it, obviously you're not someone who absolutely has to finish watching something once you've started it. Anyone still watching it at this point is that kind of person, because it's gotten so bad it's depressing to watch. So if you don't absolutely need to know how it ends, then don't bother, you'll just be torturing yourself.

Pretty good.

The Northerners are wondering why there aren't any Chinamen.

lol

>dragons
>zombies

The church explosion sequence was good, mostly because of the song.

I thought it was a pretty good spook but I don't understand why he was screaming like he was. It's inconsistent with the rest of the show.

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Hardhome made little sense. But the show hadn't completely gone off the rails at that point. In retrospect, it should have never been done in the first place.

The part that really irks me, is that Jon falls, and he's completely vulnerable. The White Walker could easily kill him. But what does he do? Pick Jon up and throw him. WHY?! All it did was give Jon the chance to stand up and kill him.

>Dany
>bending the knee
Pick none. How are D&D going to reconcile the female power trip plot with the fact that Jon is the actual King?

>The North is sovereign
except Jon clearly never wanted to rule the north? In fact he specifically follows Dany because she's a targ. He himself is surprised that he is a targ and should be the rightful king now. He didn't care for a second before he realized it is now his duty.

If he REALLY didn't care, he wouldn't give a single shit about his lineage.

So Gendry is magical?

>Hound now has a magic axe instead of a sword

Might as well call off the cleganebow. FUcking dropped.

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>burn them all

Who's gonna say it?

With yass queen slay.

>"go on, fish." Said Stannis through teeth so clenched Davos' thought they would shatter.
(from memory)

11/10

Well, the Dothraki ARE evil, hating them for their skin color is being generous.

10/10

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>magic

I mean his blood did kill three usurpers.

A Volcryn.

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Jon is an ally and will demote himself from king to Dany's pussy slave like all manlets should.

>Tfw earned $200 on that quip
Thank god for gambling.

Cersei.

This desu

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Jon will probably not mention it until Dany dies or until the season ends.

>last episode
>army of the living wins
>Jon and Dany looks at the sunset
>Jon looks to Dany and says 'Dany I have something to tell you...'
>Dany looks at Jon lovingly
>the end

He got iron fingers.

Answer me.

>mfw it's literally just the night walkers' sigil

looks like a targ sigil to me

She'll either die fighting the Others or will give up the throne and go back to Essos. All the Danyhaters will be proven wrong.

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Why doesn't Arya just faceless into a wight and kill the Night King?

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Based and bongpilled.

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nice five roper material, there

Yitimen*

What are the odds that nothing will come of Dani executing Sam's family?

doesn't dragonglass immediately shatter once after use? what is the point of forging a whole axe then?

Possibly the targ sigil. Don't know.

plot. gotta move this shit along, only 6 hours to wrap this up, no time for unexpected complications.

daily reminder

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>Jon in the last episode before The Big Fight: "Kings, Queens... we're all in this together, whatever our title!"
>Dany: "Yes, what he said but really I'm your Queen."

stannis would booty blast these kingdoms

God she's so fucking hot

Jon will bend the knee. Again.

His lack of testosterone kept him from being registered as a threat and nobody sensed his prescense.

>tfw the show has no foreign Yi Ti prostitutes to satisfy my yellow fever

why do you guys like tv stannis so much isn't book stannis the based one

>hate Dany
>Emilia is a real cutie patootie
Just.

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>where the middle finger meaning "fuck you" comes from
This is an urban myth

half of the episode felt like quotes for social media normalfags

I could see the twitter posts in my head

She's gonna, once Gendry makes her valyrian blowgun.

For .

>Mfw Jon ad Jamie are unironically going to kill Danny

B A S E D

Same reason why Arya doesnt faceless into the Mountain and kill Cersei

In the forge scene they are working Dragonglass into weapons but how do they know how to do that? The only time we see that is in the North on the Fist of The First Men and then later Sam tells us that The Children of The Forest were the ones to give the Night's Watch the dragonglass daggers, arrowheads and spearheads, so that kind of implies that they used magic to form them. So how does Gendry and the other workers know how to do it?

Hello? Anyone?

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>is the smartest person on the show
Apologize.

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>dead
>alive
>alive
>alive

hmmmmmmmm

>In fact he specifically follows Dany because she's a targ.
No the fuck he doesn't. He doesn't care about Dany's name. He only cared about two things: her, and her army. Jon doesn't play the game of thrones.

>If he REALLY didn't care, he wouldn't give a single shit about his lineage.
He doesn't. Jon feels burdened by titles. He just wants to protect his people, and protect the living. There's just a lot of emotion, because of what being a bastard meant to him. He doesn't want to be King of the seven kingdoms. He doesn't want to be King of the North. However, everyone surrounding him, wants it for him.

I don't even know what the point of all this is. Bu MY point, is that Jon quite literally, fell in love with Dany, prior to bending the knee.

But she's gonna do that too, it's what the whole season is leading up to.

That part confused me. At first I thought they were making Valyrian steel. Wouldn't you just carve weapons out of dragon glass?

Nobody it's fucking retarded.
They should be chipping it like obsidian. Forging glass is literally the most stupid thing on the show to date.

What happened to the lady stoneheart story line? Didn't Beric mention her a few seasons ago?

whatever nigger!

so which char is going to be the one that ends up killing Sindragosa?

>Cool clock night king, why don't you bring it to the whitehouse?

>several people who want eachother dead very much just having casual conversations in the same room

dragon fire can't melt obsidian beams.

>expecting anyone to give a shit about the canonical limits of dragonglass

Bran's fucking face

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>That Tyrion and Sansa scene
I'm not sure what I dislike the most. Sansa's constant stronk womyn attitude, or that she's right in that Tyrion is being a dumbass thinking he can trust Cersei.

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Dragonglass is obsidian a.k.a. volcanic rock. Children just told everyone it has magical properties.

Why don't they just melt all the Valyrian steel swords and build a Valyrian steel mech?

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>t. based unz review poster

>Every fucking retard in the realm trying to show who's cock is bigger and Sansa caring about "muh resources" when they are literally facing extintion by zombie apocalypse

that's what made me mad the entire chapter, and damn not even the loli Mormont said something smart. Jon, Tyrion and Brann were the only ones who made sense, good thing based Jaime is joining them

Don't even fucking pretend like Jon won't just blow off the whole revelation of his parentage. Literally nothing will change. He'll keep banging the queen and playing second fiddle.

Mark my words the next time his true name is brought up it will serve no other purpose than to have a brief spat between him and his lady which will immediately be resolved by Jon telling her that it changes nothing.

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People liked him because they liked book Stannis It was painful to watch as they basically character assassinated him in the show. On top of that Stephen Dilane was one of the few really top tier actors in the whole series.

I don't get it

Why doesn't Jon just nuke the night king?

don't think about it goy

Maybe they experimented until they figured it out? Like every human being in the history of the planet? Did you really want them to show this? God I swear some of you autists just reach to the fucking skies to find anything to criticize this show about. Unironically consider the actions that have led you to this point.

>Tyrion
>trusts that Cersei wants to help Jon Snow and a fucking Targ dragonwoman
Yeah, about his character making sense...

Samwell will read a book where it talks about how to make Valyrian steel: dragonglass, dragon fire and iron = valyrian steel

The original and rightful inhabitants of westeros were the almond skinned folk
The night King and his army are there to remove the invaders, and he will halt at dorne

>Sansa caring about "muh resources"
It doesn't matter if the enemy is dead, you still have to feed your own troops.

Couldn't they literally do this with a shit ton of wildfire?

The night king is psychically linked to all the wights. He'd become suspicious of a stray one.

lets get real

how is this shit gonna end

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>Linda calling out forged glass
>Linda shitting on Sansa
>Linda hates bareback
/ourLinda/

youtube.com/watch?v=kaYxFpmciOs

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youtu.be/k3RZM9OOAIU

You're just as stupid as the showrunners. You chip glass not forge it you fucking moron.

Arrowheads I can understand. Spearheads I can understand. Daggers I can understand.

Gendry forged an obsidian axe.

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They could but i guess they are gonna save it for the le witty imp to remember it last moment for no reason.

Tormund Beric and Ed. discover a new appreciation of modern art.

if I remember correctly Sam still had the dagger. You're probably thinking about Merry stabbing the Witch King from LotR desu

Tyrion thought that Cersei still gives a shit about her children and would make semi-rational decisions to protect her last child's interests.

How did we go from this...

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What if Tyrion is actually working with Cersei?

Bravo D&D

Azor Manlet

hold the door

>thinks he's getting more books

Holy shit you book faghots are so cringe!!!

Which house is going to win the Tourney of Lord Stanley?

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to THIS?

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Where's Quaithe
Where's Edmure

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>Wheel-Spinning: The Episode

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OH NO WE KILLED THE NIGHT KING BUT NOW THE HURRDY DURR IS GOING CRAZY AND IT'S GONNA BE NIGHT FOREVER SOMEBODY DO SOMETHING

Jon: I'll doo et Eil becum the noight keng.

he takes the reapers back into deep space. the end.

The same reason why a blacksmith was able to melt and reforge Valyrian steel, despite the ritual of its creation being lost.

For cutting down thick obsidian trees found deep within the bowels of the earth.

>Our guys
Jamie
Jon
Bron
Based Night King

Anyone else at this point?

>third season in a row where Sansa starts conflict with someone for no reason
It's getting really hard to be a Sansafag. "Smartest person I know" my ass.

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STUXNET malware destroyed his uranium centrifuges

>Jon, Dany, Davos, Tyrion, Varys, Arya, Sansa, Brienne, and Jaime die to Night King
>two episodes of Cersei gloating on the iron throne in a state of delirious insanity and hosts nightly orgies before she loses to night king in the last episode

It's fiction, not science fiction you fucking moron. Go watch some documentaries if you want an accurate representation of YOUR reality. Who am I kidding, you're just looking at anything to get mad at to distract yourself from your pathetic fucking life.

>missing the point entirely

just stop posting you've made yourself look stupid enough for today

she was on the capital ship with Euron retard

It's like treacle and extremely brittle when cool. They blow it for a reason. Stop being retarded.

My fav part was when the old white people gave the stinkeye to the mutts and they both looked at each other and were like fucking whitey racist ass bitches

>Forgetting based TheBoss

C'mon now.

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She's still awesome

so brave...
so powerful...

this is what we need in the era of drumpf...

80% of Euron's dialogue this entire episode was, "Lemme smash."

They had to shoehorn it in somewhere.

Bran wargs into both dragons and crashes them into the World Trade Centre

Are the things on Cersei's shoulder elephant teeth?

Why is she obsessed with elephants?

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and then he did indeed smash, user.
the lesson?

he's le epic wildcard character

>doesn't dragon glass shatter

I think it depends on the level of White Walker. Their undead wight army, it won't shatter - but the generals are magically enhanced with "Destroy Weapon" spells that go off upon death.

we already have their schism foreshadowed with Vary's line about their youth "not lasting"

And he still was my favorite in the episode.

I assume he's lying and there's a secret plan. Tyrion is on Cersei's side now.

Why was Cersei crying afterwards? Was Euron really that bad?

90% of Tyrion's dialogue was "you dont have balls and I do" and "i hope we can move past this"

I'm not hating on the character or anything, but WHY the FUCK does the show keep insisting that Sansa is somehow this capable, genius character?

What the fuck has she actually done? Ever?

She did what people told her to do for seven seasons then almost let Jon die for no reason. What a fucking champion.

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Based and biocorppilled

Beric
Azor Gendry
Euron
Hotpie

>extremely brittle when cool

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But they can reforge valyrian steel because the enchantment of the steel remains when it melts. They just can't create new ones

wouldnt give a fuck either
why bother going trough any trouble at all when you can just live the dream and spend the rest of your days fucking emilia clarke. sam and bran are just jelly

pls r8 my donut steel theory

>They get their shit pushed in by the white walkers
>Escape through crypt
>Danni refuses to kneel to Jon, while Jon kneeled for her thus driving a wedge between them
>Melisandre arrives in time to sacrifice herself in order to hold them back for a bit
>On the way down while they're at camp Bronn arrives
>Targets Tyrion, Jamie defends him and dies, Arya and the Hound see it/are there, Arya uses her last name to kill him before he reaches back to KL
>Arya uses Jamies face to go kill Cersei, thus fulfilling the prophecy, the Hound comes with to kill the Mountain thus clagane bowl
>Danni dies in child birth near the end
>Theon dies defending both of his houses when the Lannister / GC forces arrive to the iron islands
>A new dragonglass wall is made in the mid of the continent with one of tha dragons being worged into
>Jon has to become the new Night King and sacrifices himself to be a true king in the north
>Tyrion and Sansa rule till the child comes of age, with Brienne defending them

This would complete all story arcs.

her character went from "victim" to needlessly bitchy to everyone so fast

Who will normies support now it’s confirmes Jon is the ACTUAL living king?

>mfw it’s still Danny because slay queen yas

In hindsight, were Roose and Tywin really that bad? Hearing the hype about the Red Wedding before getting into the show, I kinda expected them to be just comically evil villains. But they both seem to be fairly reasonable men, at least compared to their sons Ramsey and Joffrey.

Euron probably used her like a bitch, tugging her hair and hammering away from behind. Thing is, Cersei *is* a bitch, and probably got off on that.

That's a fucking barbie jeep. My uncle's daughter had one of those.

Euron put a finger in the bum

>What the fuck has she actually done? Ever?
She saved Jon during the battle of the bastards and got herself and Theon out of a terrible situation in winterfell when it was under control by Ramsay.

Roose, Tywin and Stannis were THE most based characters in the whole show

Don't you see? Now the based normies can dream of *marrying* the True King as his epic dragon wife.

OK. Now draw some parallels from that to the reforging of dragonglass. And there you go.

>Euron raising another man's child
Kino. Based D&D.

She made Ramsay cum without hurting him.

I don't understand. She's hot. What are you fags on about?

They snuck up on the biggest ship in the middle of the night while everyone decent fighter was in King's Landing.

God bless you

Tywin clearly states that here are only a handfull of people that know how to do that. One dude in the book learned that shit in Essos and got his hand cut off in exchange. Tywin had one of them brought over. What makes Gendry a super genius? Just being around a forge since he was young?

Why can’t we just go back to based Rob and based Tywin fighting over the realm?

S7
>Arrya arives at winterfell
>she doubts Sansa loyalty because we need drama to fill that screentime
>there is like 5 scenes of autistic bickering between them per episode
>thankfully they ended this fucking subplot
S8
>Jon arrives at winterfell
>Sansa doesent trust Danerys
>Sansa blames Jon for bending the knee
>there will be like 10 scenes of autistic bickering per episode, since now Jon joined into the mix and also Sam has a stake in this
>literally Sansa comes into Jons chambers, tells him that she doesent trust dany
>Sam comes to Jons chambers, tells him that he needs to claim his birth right for some reason
>meanwhile Sansa comes to Aryas chambers, asks her for options for asasinating Danerys
>Danerys comes into Jons chambers, asks him if he trusts her
>rinse and repeat
>for
>every
>fucking
>episode
make this stop plz

Euron strikes me as the kind of guy who'd probably get off on that, especially if it's a daughter.

can't believe white walkers are defeated mid series lmfao. bravo DnD

They keep making her out to be a master strategist who is a survivor or some shit, but the only reason she's alive is because of who her family is. She hasn't done anything.

Half of what you said is super smart, the other half is retarded.

>They get their shit pushed in by the white walkers
>Escape through crypt
>Danni refuses to kneel to Jon, while Jon kneeled for her thus driving a wedge between them
>Melisandre arrives in time to sacrifice herself in order to hold them back for a bit
>On the way down while they're at camp Bronn arrives
>Targets Tyrion, Jamie defends him and dies, Arya and the Hound see it/are there, Arya uses her last name to kill him before he reaches back to KL
>Arya uses Jamies face to go kill Cersei, thus fulfilling the prophecy, the Hound comes with to kill the Mountain thus clagane bowl
>Danni dies in child birth near the end
>Theon dies defending both of his houses when the Lannister / GC forces arrive to the iron islands
That's gold. Especially the part about Arya using Jaime's face to fulfill the prophecy. I never considered that.

>A new dragonglass wall is made in the mid of the continent with one of tha dragons being worged into
>Jon has to become the new Night King and sacrifices himself to be a true king in the north
>Tyrion and Sansa rule till the child comes of age, with Brienne defending them
This is dumb shit.

What? Why? Is this so they can have the final scene be some epic conquest of King's Landing where Cersei gets killed by Jaime?

nice four roper

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in the books, tyrion mentions that there were elephants in Lannisport that him and his family may of seen very often. We can deduce from this that this is where Cersei found her early childhood obsession with elephants

furthermore, we can deduce from her eagerness to use them as 'weapons' that her quote from Season 2 of Game of thrones -- "tears are not a woman's only weapon" -- that she was in fact referring to elephants. This would lead us to her apparent distress when learning that Strickland, in fact, can not bring the war elephants she has always had such an obsession with

She went from qt to trashy slag.
I have a slag fetish so I'm okay with it.

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Since Jaime 'betrayed' Cersei, Cersei will say that it's Euron's kid.

Tywin was the MVP of the Lannisters. But sometimes the team is too heavy to carry. Even when your son doesn't shoot you with a crossbow.

Didn't you know? Being raped instantly makes you a 200 IQ level genius in GoT.

Hot damn user, where can i find more?

>roose
>good

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>post yfw Golden Company declares for Aegon (Jon) Targaryen (Snow) when they discover his heritage.

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to be fair 80% of his character is lemme smash

Just google chav slags.

probably given to aria when she killed walder frey

there's more spoilers involving KL.if you're interested

tyrion burns it down according to the leaks.
he's put on trial & killed

may or may not be true though

The guy your replying to is wrong for equating the forging of Valyrian steel with the forging of dragon glass. They both kill white walkers. And Valyrian steel is hard to forge. But that doesn't necessarily mean dragon glass weapons are also hard to forge.

>She saved Jon during the battle of the bastards
And got thousands of people killed because she decided not to tell Jon that imminent reinforcements were on the way. Which never gets brought up again because yass queen.

stop licking boots

There's no way. I'd bet that the whole big drama/ plot point would be that very issue. Dany isnt gonna be willing to step aside

but tyrion is in winterfell and it's a month riding to KL, plus now it's winter and they're in the middle of a war

Glass is impossible to forge, and making anything bigger than a tiny dagger is fucking retarded.

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She was also probably a bit jealous that Daenerys kept getting called The Dragon Queen and she wanted a similar title. She was Boar Queen since S2 though.

It's has been pretty much confirmed
they are wiped out by Walkers without doing anything of note

She literally told Jon that he needed to get more reinforcements before charging on Winterfell, and his epic response was "BUT DERE'S NO TIME!!!" and then she saved his ass anyways. Why would you ignore this? It's almost like you just hate women because they refuse to have sex with you and are taking it out on this fictional character.

It's almost like her character hasn't changed since the first episode and the only difference was her environment.

what happened here? isn't that the umber boy? he went back to the last hearth and white walkers killed everyone there, then dragged umber's body back to the wall?

It's honestly bullshit on how nobody has a issue with Dany being a Targ. Most people at Winterfell must remember the horrible shit the Targs did like 23 years ago.

>The Night King's tax policy... It's beautiful...

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Maybe the properties of westeros obsidian are different.

>>A new dragonglass wall is made in the mid of the continent with one of tha dragons being worged into
>>Jon has to become the new Night King and sacrifices himself to be a true king in the north
>>Tyrion and Sansa rule till the child comes of age, with Brienne defending them
>This is dumb shit.

The dragon glass wall I guess due to the trailer showing it on the map.
Jon has been resisting leadership constantly, and has always sacrificed himself, throughout the show he has only been given bigger and bigger titles, and he never wanted any of it. Him becoming the Lich King tier character by being the new NK in order to control teh WW is an ultimate sacrifice and the ultimate throne.
Tyrion and Sansa have been leading and shaping up to be rulers for a long time, and they are two notable houses joined.

They could go with the South American way of doing things.

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It seeped in from The Elder Scrolls universe.

Can I get a basic gestalt on the leaked spoilers?

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So the White Walkers are defeated in E3 but somehow they wipe out the Golden Company? That doesn't make much sense

>in the books
Lmao dude GRRM is turning the next 2 books into a DRUMPF BAD self insert shitshow after the election my dude

WHY THE FUCK would Bronn accept to kill Tyrion and Jaime? I know he likes gold but they're his friends.

Why didn't Sam break Daenerys' neck then and there and position the corpse to sit on his face?

Supposedly the place is Last Hearth and WW killed everyone there.

This what the fuck?

This season has six episodes. What the fuck are you expecting? If the White Walkers were saved for the last episode you would bitch about Cersei dying halfway though the season instead. They're only like 3-4 episodes apart anyway, so why does it matter?

i think qyburn is going rogue, he knows better than to be 100% loyal to cersei

So you would blame her for the actions of her father?

Bookfags, where is the latest I can start before the show seriously diverges from the books?

Project more.
And none of that changes that she still knew that a relief army was two hours away and decided to remain quiet.

D&D are hacks, nothing new. Northerners shouldn't be merely unfriendly towards outsiders, they should be outright hostile towards targaryens.

He isn’t going to you dumb fuck

He’s using it to get out of KL

kek

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Just read them all. You won't want to watch the show anymore

Book 1.

Honestly, there's more than enough of bad shit that she's done that gets swept under the rug, but yes. Fuck the Targs, every single one of them is literally insane.

>watching the behind the scenes commentary
>dnd say retarded things like
>only targs can ride dragons
untrue
>only arya liked jon or showed him any respect
untrue, only sansa and caitlyn disliked him
>sam is an important character
untrue, his one accomplishment of killing a white walker could have been giving to literally anyone and it would have changed nothing. Nothing about Sam is important.

he will accept but won't do it

Season 4 is where things become terminal, and the last vestiges of book accuracy are lost somewhere in Dorne.

The 2nd book really, but you might as well read the first.

season 1 desu.
but season 5 if your are in a hurry

Qyburn is the real final boss

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>she still knew that a relief army was two hours away and decided to remain quiet
She didn't remain quiet you absolute retard, she told Jon that more reinforcements were needed, implying that she was able to get them. Just stop posting at this point, you are just an imbecile that has no place discussing anything other than how salty you are about still being a virgin.

>episode was premiered to a bunch of people
>someone says shit about it
>HOLY SHIT HOW'D THEY KNOW AFTER EVERYTHING WAS ALREADY LEAKED FOR A WHILE??????
Based retards.

>Nothing about Sam is important.
what about the pink mast

What if Qyburn is Azor Ahai.

they've been hyped since the beginning. sounds as if it would be rushed and unsatisfying

>backpedaling by saying anyone can cure greyscale
The absolute fucking state.

Goddamn savages. I bet they think hot dogs are sandwiches too.

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I'll see you in 3 weeks when Bronn's killed Jaime. You're on D&D's wild ride now, nothing has to make sense and there's no getting off.

It was in that tome Sam found. The others just didn't want to bother in the offchance of infection. Just hacking it off is way more efficient.

>first three seasons
it doesn't matter who thinks they should be king, succession is messy
>this season
YO THE SECRET BABY NO ONE KNOWS ABOUT IS THE ONE TRUE KING HAHA ISN'T THAT FUNNY THIS IS SOME KING ARTHUR SHIT

What is scientific discovery? There are tons of diseases that we can cure now that no one thought were curable.

DUDE everyone loves one liners! Fuck compelling dialogue, everything needs to read like it came straight from a fucking imageboard LMAO!

>just cut it off and moisturize bro
Give me a break Dabid.

tyrion is going to get executed for treason

jamie will kill dany

>watch the episode
>uhm some weird parts but solid opener overall
>get on Yea Forums to read and talk about it
>every tiny detail is properly broken into why this episode has shitty writing and is shit overall
My favorite part.

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When's Arya going nude.

Try to turn your autism off for an hour next time you watch the show. Otherwise this may not be the show for you.

>implications
Good thing she did that and not, you know, just tell him she was in contact with LF and the Vale.
Don't know if you're being deliberately retarded or just like defending shit writing but eat shit, faggot.

Jon is a replicant

According to the leaks she becomes a nudist from episode 3 on.

Never. Because ever since the woman who plays Dany got uppity there will never have another MC female be naked.

Despite being 13% of the rulers of Westeros, Targaryens are responsible for 50% of the murders by burning.

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>just tell him she was in contact with LF and the Vale
Wow what a great idea, I'm sure Jon would have been completely open to someone who had betrayed his family and whored out his sister. I retract my position of telling you to stop posting, each one of your posts gets dumber and more hilarious. Please keep going.

Why does Sansa insist on wearing a cock ring around her neck?

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>she'll be a good queen
Why? What has she done to prove this to you? Please tell us.
>she's the smartest person I've ever known!
Why? When has she proven her intelligence? When she lied to baelish? Lying is easy, children even do it naturally.
>I used to think you were the cleverest man of all time!
No you didn't you fucking hated him

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NOT ALL TARGARYENS

it is curable, problem is most who got it are literally nobodies and maesters wont risk their lives to tread commonfolk.

Shireen and Jorah on the other hand...

its code for "built for BBC" in the westerosi iconography

She has a bubble bath with Lyanna Mormont and Bran in episode 3.

Imagine being so braindead and new you like that autistic witch.

Not him but being open or not would have been irrelevant because he needed reinforcements. Even if he didn't need them absolutely, he literally almost always sucked up his pride to do what was needed to reduce losses.

>Stannis got dozens of maesters and healers to look at her shit and they couldn't get rid of it completely
>just cut it off bro
Reddit apologism.

God please I need this.

God I fucking NEED SANSA OR ARYA NUDES
AAAAAAAAAAA

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You're assuming that Jon is a rational actor. If Sansa was going to convince him to take reinforcements at all, it was going to have to be from someone who wasn't LF. Otherwise Jon would have sperged out and done something even more stupid than he did. Still, she completely saved his ass even though he didn't even want her help.

Her wedding night after AeJon Targaryen weds her to the new Warden of the East, Gendry 'The Bull' Baratheon.

Dat face though...

Which three?

lets hope so. I like him

>first episode setting up 10+ characters
>wheel spinning

give it some fucking time, jesus.

Peeling the skin off of a baby's face might prove more difficult than from a knight's arm and chest.

Quick come up with the most insane nonsensical plot twist ending for this series.

Just read all of them, it's worth it. Also, read books 4 and 5 at the same time. There are a few suggested orders, I read it via All Leather Must be Boiled combined read and it was very good. It basically turned Feast+Dance into a massive complete and good book.

Jon was possessed by Littlefinger's ghost the whole time after resurrection.

I bet you clapped each time you saw a character you recognized

Oh, so now it's about LF's integrity instead instead whether she told him or not.
Jon didn't even know about the betrayal, and even if Sansa couldn't have thought of something like not bringing up LF in particular, now you think Jon would've said no to several thousand men willing to fight for them because they're accompanied by someone who hurt his feefees? The same Jon fighting besides wildlings responsible for the deaths of many of his friends? Pathetic.

Not even Peter Jackson dared with nude goblins.

Thats quite a targfobic thing to say

The whole show after episode 1 was just in Bran's mind as he lay dying from his fall.

The Night King is Ned Stark.

There might be a cringeworthy scene where Gendry fucks her on an anvil

>You're assuming that Jon is a rational actor.
I'm assuming he would have behaved like he has always behaved, and there's no valid reason to think that time would have been different.
Even if Jon would have acted like a moron, Sansa should have still told him as a matter of screenplay.

The direwolves are evil and are the ones controlling the Night King.

you got me. Thunderous applause every moment of the show. Couldn't help myself.

faggot.

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Ned completely warged into Sansa at his execution

this, it symbolize her holes after being dothrakied

The story takes place on earth, 20,000 years into the future.

someone make a new fucking thread

GRRM actually finishes the books before he dies

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Low effort bait

You're forgetting the part where she LITERALLY told him that he needed reinforcements and he wasn't even warm to that idea. Do you think telling him that LF was willing to help would have made that proposition more likely to win him over? Maybe the only intelligent move was to go behind his back and help him even though he wouldn't help himself.

>You're forgetting the part where she LITERALLY told him that he needed reinforcements and he wasn't even warm to that idea.
There's a difference between "you need reinforcements and you don't have them" and "you need reinforcements and btw they're coming".

Never. Because she entered the series as a little girl, it would be like lewding your little niece. Audiences will be against it. Heads would roll.

New thread, piss meself, etc.

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>"you need reinforcements and btw they're coming"
And how was Jon supposed to take that after saying there was no time for it? He was so far up his ass that he was incapable of taking any reasonable suggestions. I swear you people will come up with any wild theory just so that you don't have to give a woman even a sliver of credit. It's just fucking pathetic at this point.

An asshole

Nights king is coming down to get a pie from hot pie. Ultimately leaves content.

I don't see a problem with that.

>And how was Jon supposed to take that after saying there was no time for it?
Again, irrelevant, they could have written whatever, it's still bad writing.
>I swear you people will come up with any wild theory just so that you don't have to give a woman even a sliver of credit.
My god I can hear the onions guzzling from here.

>they didn't write what fits my narrative, so it's bad writing
Do yourself and everyone else a favor and stop posting immediately.

She basically sold her body like a prostitute and felt ashamed about it

not a bad start to the season
the sansa tyrion scene was pretty cringe
and the scene where arya says shes "the smartest person shes ever met were pretty cringe
specially when bran and sam are around
dragons are cringe too
but overall pretty nice, specially the ending scene and euron being an absolute chad

>they didn't write something that makes sense given the characters, instead they wrote something to create cheap suspense.
FTFY

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It makes perfect sense that Jon wouldn't be open to take anyone's advice and sansa would do what is necessary to protect her family. You lose, incel.

>It makes perfect sense that Jon wouldn't be open to take anyone's advice
DEspite having repeatedly taken advice in the past. And again, I didn't say that he would have necessarily taken it, I said she should have still said what was going on.
>INKEL!!1!
b2r

When did he ever take advice?