Tfw no elephants

She needs a baby daddy after she has Jaime killed

>M'lady, we couldn't bring elephants because they would be super expensive for HBO

just come out and say it. god what a lazy show.

I see you've played Total War as well.

translation: it was too expensive to have both cgi dragons and cgi elephants

I have a hard time seeing elephants in GOT fiction for some reason. Horses, sure. Dogs, okay. Ser Pounce, of course!

But elephants? That's like having giraffes or pink flamingos.

:DD

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There is a 15 million budget for every episode and there are five actors that have million dollars/episode contracts.

>tfw yes elepanth

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>checked

Ser Pounce blew up?

:(

>15 million budget for every episode

Only 15?

People also get retarded around elephants, did you know that?

They did come out and say it.

FIND THE TOMACCO STRETCHER

CUTE BEBY ELEPHANTS~!

If we killed all the africans and chinese we could save one for all of us!

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They couldn't fit a cute baby elphant on a ship for Cersie?

FML

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I want footage of the body double (Rebecca Van Cleave) doing the naked walk completely unedited. No old Heady faced weirdly superimposed over it.

Jews

:'))

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Didn't help Sauron.

You could tell the only intention behind that line was to take a """subtle""" prod at bookfags.

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Good.
I don't want this season to end without at least 15-25% of the bookfag army killing themselves.
I'm tired of seeing them post how they're not going to watch another episode "I'm done!", comment in every thread all week just to go back on their word, watch the episode and cry and bitch all over again.
They did this all last season too. Fucking bookfaggots.

Elephants > dragons

Though I do believe they'd be not worth transporting overseas (not sure how elephants got north of the wall in the wildling army though)

>tfw no giraffe archers

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Stay in one fucking thread you disgusting subhumans. Or better yet, go back to that shithole r*ddit you came from.

Crybaby shit like this is why I start entire new threads on the regular.

You put up a hundred Star Wars threads... well, now your chickens have come home to roost! When I suggested a Disney general, I warned you not to fuck with me.

he used smart elephants while the good guys used purposely retarded horses, it was destined to fail

does anybody know who that ironclad dude was with Euron in the thrown room?

he said his troops were at the Queen's command.

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Buck Strickland

Is his partner Chest Rockwell?

The same thing war elephants did in real life?

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Be a stupidly expensive unit that is easily countered by anyone who knew what they were doing?

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read a history book

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Found the american

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it's a good thing most armies have no idea what they are doing against war elephants

wtf elephants aren't mighty now?

I didn't realize ice zombies and dragons were apart of history.

Can't you just shoot a lot of arrows into them until they tire or get so annoyed they go batshit on their masters?

>ice zombies and dragons
Those actually came in the second Punic War.
Rasputin was also known to come back from the dead, so he was the model for Jon Snow.

Listen, I'm a Hardcore History fag like the other pathetic losers ITT and will say your argument that elephants (and other zoo animals) feel out of place in the medieval fantasy setting is totally valid. Booknerds just hate having their imaginary worlds threatened by logic.

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Did they bring their elephants to Stormland in the books?

Who gives a fuck about the books, they're not canon.

But elephants exist. Why CGI them?

not every army has a legolas

I want to fuck that elephant

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Didn't stop Rome from stomping Carthage into the ground.

because God likes elephants

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Why didn't we see her fucking Euron, or a titty grab at least?

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Very suckable.

>zombies kill elephants
>you now have to fight zombie elephants
excellent strategy

Cersei isn't focused on the White Walkers, she's just amassing an army to kill whatever humans are left after defeating them.

Sure, we know they're a bigger threat than that. But she wouldn't be sending assassins to kill Tyrion and Jaime is she thought they'd die in this fight.

are you next to an elephant right now?