/got/ - where's melly edition

The things I'd do with that forehead.

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I haven't watched this since like season 5. Any good nude scenes in the new one?

>when your body double is bettre than you in veery way
OH NO NO NO AHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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It was a good update.

seems like a waste, considering it's only a few episodes left... could have used it for Elephants instead

This, what happened to my waifu

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nice breath of fresh air

Holy fucking shit LSD makes even shitposting at 2 am amazing.

The fire, Sam. The roasting. It was beautiful. The burning was beautiful, Sam.

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>t. three-eyed raven

youtube.com/watch?v=3y44BJgkdZs
Listen to Pet Sounds RIGHT NOW

this show is irredeemably shitty

not enough eyebrow action

Based and marionahaarispilled

Fucking lost

Go outside and light stuff on fire!!!

Where's the fucking torrent?

Which GoT girl has the stinkiest armpits?

THANK THE GODS FOR ALYS AND HER FOREHEAD

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It's been raining all day. Even with a can of gas I probably couldn't set anything alit.

waste of cgi budget that should've been used for Ghost

Nothing better than a good pair of highbeams.

Cool that we get to see the White Walkers path on the map as they move south. Showing the inside of places like the crypt, the red keep, and the throne room was cool too.

every female character has that i'm epic face every time they retort a male character. getting really cringe to watch.

Yara.

Emilia is a treasure

So nothing happened

sansa lowkey jelly dany fucking jon

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To be fair they do it when they epically own another female as well.

Not really. Ghost takes compositing which is a much bigger pain in the ass than reworking the intro.

>"What do dragons eat?"
>"What ever they want."

>"How do you ride a dragon?"
>"No one knows until you ride one."

>(kisses Dany, looks at dragon)
>"Don't be afraid."
>(dragon gives him stink eye)

Never thought I'd say this... but this show would be better off WITHOUT dragons.

Arya highkey wants to fuck Jon too.

checked,
yes, but when was the last time we saw Ghost?
At or around Hardhome?
I honestly can't remember.

dany was really cute this ep

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>7 episode season
>1st episode nothing happens just more reunion scenes and more romance bs

really.

These two better fuck and Maisie better at least show titties.

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>raining all day
>2am
>decide to take LSD
user pls.

Yeah me either. They're really stingy on the wolves unless they absolutely have to be there.

Do you think Jamie shit bricks at the end of the episode?

>jorah didn't even talk to his niece

hehe i'm le wacky psycho grrr watch out

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Last time I remember him was when Jon came back to life.

Watched with a friend, he invited a random girl who was a super normalfag. Like Arya's her favorite and she says shit like "nuff said" when Dany answers the what dragons eat.

Gendry looked like a Volantine pleasure boy tonight, with his shaved head and dainty cloak.

Six episodes actually

6* episode season

whats up chinkers. Will our canucks make the playoffs next year?

kek

To be fair I took it two hours ago, honestly would've done it sooner had I known this is what I'd feel and see.

I'll be honest, outside of the wall, sept that was already destroyed, and throne, I have absolutely no idea what else is going on

he's way too short and skinny, pretty bad casting.

brainlet

This was easily one of the worst episodes of the entire franchise if not THE worst. It really goes to show how inept the showrunners are when they ran out of content to adapt.

>when your body double is bettre than you in veery way
oh yeah?? how many stroke did she had?
checkmate

Her white hair wigs makes her look 10x better than she does with her real hair, i wounder why that is

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He comes off so forced. It's beyond obvious he's important to the end because of it.

She actually moved her face into facial expressions for the first time in like three seasons.

Arya (22) is the same age Dany was in the beginning of the show and when she showed tits

>my face when seething incels can't handle a strong and powerful woman

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If I wasn't colorblind I really wonder how ugly and clowny she looks here

>implying anyone wants to see orangutan brebs

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Where is meera and ghost?

I miss this lil nigga like you wouldn't believe

blown the FUCK out

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It got me hype, though it lasted little, until Maesie's dumb smug mug appeared on screen.

Lauged my ass off when I saw her eyebrows.

>When your nephews creampie runs down your leg and freezes your thighs together

So the leaks were real?

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*BRRRRRAAAPPP*

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apparently she's 1/8th poo which is why she has such thick eyebrows

She looks like an Aryan goddess here.

How does Bran get about? Who left him there waiting for Jaime?

>Bran is the 3ER now
>sees everything
>waits for Jaime in the evening
>Jaime arrives during the day

ok

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almost every single line was bookended with an epic quip

>what dragons eat
i would have liked Sansa to press this point a little.
>Goats? Cows? Horses? Men? How many of each my queen?
Maybe a little less snarky, but it is a legitimate concern. Giving up ongoing benifits of dairy stock and labor animals for a single meal before the longest winter in living memory seems shortsighted.

wasnt there talk of each episode being a fucking mini movie or some shit, like 1.5 hours each?

will she respect jon's right to the throne as crown prince Aegon Targaryen VI?

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He still has control of his arms

still doing reunions lmfao. only 5 episodes left btw.

It's really depressing thinking that we're just on rails for the season. I was expecting at least a few curveballs, maybe a few old or forgotten characters getting closure, the Littlefinger being still alive and a faceless man having died in his place didn't sound too far fetched, anything to redeem the show even a little bit. But no, there's just not enough episodes to do that, we're just gonna get a build up to an EPIC BATTLE for the next episodes and the battle itself for the one after that, Jamie will fight valiantly but Bronn will show up and kill him during or after the battle, then the last three episodes will deal with the King's Landing situation, Tyrion will turn traitor and inform on the northern army to Cersei, we'll probably get another EPIC BATTLE on episode 5, Arya will shapeshift and infiltrate the castle, kill The Mountain and Cersei, then in the aftermath Tyrion will be executed. Jon and Danny will sit on the Iron Throne, Salsa will be queen in the north, Arya will be queen of the Stormlands(Gendry will be king, but who cares right?) Yara will be queen of the Iron Isles, queens everywhere, yas queen slay, fuck white males. It's all so tiresome.

17 minutes into the episode and I've already cringed a lot

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lol no, her entire life revolves around the incorrect perception that she's the rightful heir

Yeah I thought that was really fucking dumb that he waited up all night.

Have sex

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Maybe he was waiting for Meera to show up.

Show showed the Tower of the Hand. In the books Cersei burned it down because she was paranoid Tyrion was still lurking around after killing Tywin. Not sure why it's shown here this much.

It also showed the underground of King's Landing. Wildfyre was used before in the show before when Tyrion used it. Cersei used it again to blow up the High Sept. Perhaps Cersei will use it to blow up the city when Dany comes to take it? Or something like that. Otherwise they wouldn't show it that much.

Still not sure what the Tower is suppose to do.

>Giving up ongoing benifits of dairy stock and labor animals for a single meal before the longest winter in living memory seems shortsighted.
The white walkers are going to be there any day. Winterfell will be gone anyway and so will the resources.

ughhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Where in the ever living fuck is Ghost?
Did he even appear last season?
What the fuck how expensive can it be to put a fucking dog on screen and augment him with CGI?

Man that 'she's 1/8th poo' really fits with the comment above yours

it's a shame thrones will be remembered poorly after this. first 4 season were genuinely good (minus dany scenes)

Jaime, Meera, Undead king, headless Stannis does it matter?

Yeah I'm gonna be pissed off if none of these episodes are over 90 minutes. Supposedly they're not based on the leaks.

It felt like this was just some promotional material, like a game of thrones themed advertisement or something

Does he though?
He never fucking moves them.

grow up incel

But Arya looks good?

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so is anyone going to fucking tell sansa how she's supposed to feed everyone??? hello???

>white male wolf
don't count on him being around, doesn't appeal to the target demographic

It's honestly getting to the point where when he does appear people won't even remember who he is anymore.

I am so glad I'm a Tolkienfag never got into this shit, a show that becomes shit halfway through and even the books are incomplete, your story got cucked in both mediums

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>hates both the incestuous bitch and albino bimbo
You could indeed have valid reasons but jeez, what would you suggest we do then Sansa?

but she also has a point about Tyrion as he's just parroting what Jon believes is right, with no other reason

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I'm hoping episode 3 is the bulk of the action and we get a more lowkey ending that's not just a big long action sequence.

i don't remember seeing him move them and his wheels are massive. he wouldn't have the strength surely.

cringed at that line

anyone got a link to the spanish dude that for some reason has all the spoiler/leaks?

Or if someone want to leak it here, thats fine too

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go watch the hobbit retard

i conceed your point, also queens get what queens want, i guess im foolishly looking for meaning in a quip setup.

actually i forgot he handed sansa the dagger. mmm

kys hobbittard

That was just a throwaway line to create tension for the scene. It will never be discussed or be an issue again.

that's not important goy

>It also showed the underground of King's Landing. Wildfyre was used before in the show before when Tyrion used it. Cersei used it again to blow up the High Sept. Perhaps Cersei will use it to blow up the city when Dany comes to take it? Or something like that. Otherwise they wouldn't show it that much.
yeah but the underground didn't cave-in with the wildfire?

>thrones will be remembered poorly
It won't. Everyone's loving this shit.

what is that?

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>DUR HUR LORD OF RINGS TOO LONG AND COMPLEX TO UNDERSTAND, ME NEED 2/10 NEKID WOMENZ

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stop nitpicking

Probably knew Sam would come by also and kill two birds with one stone

That's how premieres always are...

Blow dart

youtube.com/watch?v=R6YCfVe4eR0

Double sided spear with one end being Dragon Glass and the other the Valerian Steel dagger she has. They can be detached to dual wield

nah jon and dany too busy playing teen romance in the middle of a war for humanity's existence

following his late brother's footsteps

dragonglass arrow

a benis and a fleshlight

Looks like she wants a dragonglass blade

>dany threatens jon's sister
>jon makes out with dany
what the fuck?

It doesn't matter because Winterfell will be gone in a few days and most of the people there will be dead.

Cersei won’t be in the next two episodes.

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It is absolutely not about money, as you said, it wouldn't be that expensive to "augment" a white dog with CGI.
It's about the fact that D&D haven't got a clue about what to do with the direwolves, they never had, they're too closely related to the magical nature of the Stark bloodline and tie too much into an overly complex plot that doesn't translate well into TV.
Ghost is toast, he won't have any significance at all.

dildo

Why was the dialogue so sitcom-like? everything but the Sam-Jon scene was intense quipping.

Also nothing happened.

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gendrys dick going to arya's weird looking pussy

The entire city has caches of wildfyre under it. A small portion of the city collapsing only means a small section was lost. I think Cersei told Qyburn to get the pyromancer to make more as well.

>sister
cousin

Wait does Bran see the future? All he knows is the Lannister army is going to arrive and he assumes Jaime will lead it.

This?

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Last episode will probably the more low key wrap up, but I'll predict a second action scene at episode 5, you can screencap this and my previous post. You can't expect D&D to fill up SIX WHOLE EPISODES with interesting plot and character interactions that don't revolve around cocks and pussies.

He couldn't wait to tell him about the time Ramsey raped Sansa. He's like a kid at Christmas eve.

it's still like jon has no real opinions or pride and he just bumbles through fucking everything like a giant sanctimonious retard

theyre trying for the marvel fanbase

underrated.

Is Ghost the only direwolf left alive? What the hell was the point of them?

makes sense, Arya doesnt know yet that Valyrian steel can kill white walkers.

Maybe his super powers have better range outside. Jaime does look like a night shitter that only goes before heading to bed.

Wouldn't you stay up all night looking at his asshole? You could even stay up and wait for it to literaly ride to you. I can't blame the guy.

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a stupid fucking gimmick so arya can go all badass ninja whoosh whoosh why am I still watching this shit

Why the fuck are we supposed to believe Jaime forgot about Bran?

Why doesn't Arya just faceless into a wight and kill the Night King?

It's written for the reddit audience. They love the quips.
It's not worth writing patrician dialogue anymore.

Is this the new beautiful meme?

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whipped
next he'll abdicate the throne for daenerys

the last alpha male on this show was Tywin and he died disgraced on a toilet.

it's all about female empowerment now

That guy better get an emmy, his acting was exceptional i almost bought him being attracted to that literal goblina.

dude uncool

I'm not even sure what his plan it is, everyone in winterfell would hate him.

there was one for every child, it's like poetry, sort of it rhymes, hopefully it'll work

>no Brienne
>Arya just drops by to say hi to the Hound and doesn't say or do anything meaningful to him

basically

I feel sorry for the people who are waiting on the books. You aint going to see them at all. After this season ends the interest fucks off. He has made his money so he can just stone wall you all till he dies. At best what you will get out of him is
>The show has the ending i had in mind all along.

a knife gun

He probably didn't give a flying fuck for the longest time and then heard Theon took Winterfell and killed Bran.

last word on bran was that theon killed him
Tyrion knew this

read the books, the show writers are braindead and they're part of something the show completely leaves out

was meant for

Who are the strongest magical people left?

1. Night Kang
2. Bran
3. Melly Sander?

People in real life use levity as a relief in stressful situations? I mean not that all the fucking incel in this echo chamber would know what happens outside in the real world -_-

Arya is unironically this guy, and that's her shitty custom designed homebrew weapon.

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>her smiling
WEW AN EMOTION

fugg where are my elephants :DD

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Has anyone noticed that the writers keep giving Arya compliments on her appearance? Literally no other character keeps getting this sort of validation except Arya.

>Meets Hot Pie
>ur pretty
>Meets Gendry
>ur pretty

I remember it happened several other times, what's the deal?

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Did they mention Nymeria and her gang on the show? Can't remember if I imagined it or not.

nymeria is still out there supposedly

>show ends, normies lose interest
>can actually enjoy ASOIAF without a bunch of shitters in online discussion
I see no problem here

This episode was just so awfully shot. Not to make a meme out of it but NOTHING felt cinematic at all. Like they didn't even try. It felt like a video game with really really good textures or something. Just steady shots of characters talking to each other.

Fuck even the dragons flying didn't feel the least bit cinematic. I didn't feel like these dragons were any bit threatening. They spared no creative thought into shooting the scenes to make them menacing or larger-than-life. They're just there looking like some sort of facebook ad for a mobile game.

bran is just a rip off of that's so raven.

Nymeria still is around and will probably play a part with the war vs walkers with her pack.

This seems correct

Why is Sam so upset about his fathers death. Last time he saw him, he bodyshamed him. When we first heard of him, Sam said his father was going to make sure he died on a hunt if he didn't take the black.

Right, forgot about that. Weird that word wouldn't have traveled to King's Landing though.

>Hot Pie and Gendry call her pretty
That's like that one wildling dude having a boner for Brienne. Arya and Brienne have looks that attract certain types of guys.

>character dresses as a boy to most characters
>They're surprised how pretty she looks when dressed as a girl

Gee, I wonder why

Unironically the only good thing about the episode.

That's what I thought too.
It's this.

They've thrown a bone to it with a few scenes but they have never elaborated on what's happening with Nym

Basado

its a shank that goes in and stays in

Short scene in S7 after Arya leaves Hotpie's Inn.

this and dandarion's flaming sword

Yeah, there was a scene where they surround Arya and then kinda back off. 99% sure that's the last we'll hear of them.

least season, Arya meets a direwold, thinks its nymeria, then dismisses it as "just another south of the wall direwolf, not mine"

She grew into her face.

in the beginning everything was on-the-nose symbolism via sigil animals.
>dire wolf and stag double-ko w/ puppies = children found
>Tywin's first scene has him skinning a stag
etc
etc

He's upset about his brother who stuck up for him.

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Get hyped for more autistic stark bickering in winterfel. Because that was great in last season, right?

Jorah is such a bitch nigga, not only did Sam cure him from magic aids he literaly rubbed his back then when shit does down all he does is implode in his cuck-spression™ and nothing else.

Nice loyalty you fucking cocksucker faggot.

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All Sam wanted was his father's approval. He still loved him as a father, and all he wanted was for him to accept who he was, even after being sent to the wall. You'll notice he's not surprised when Sam hears his father is dead, though he's genuinely grieving over his brother, who wasn't that bad.

No, that was Nymeria, and she knew it.

This 'shot' is unnecessary and shows how unreal the location is. Looks like a screenshot from Dragon Age or some vidya.

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Oh, believe me I know. It still pisses me off, but I've come to term with that reality.

You will when he gives up writing the books and you have 0 to talk about.
Tell me what incentive is there for him to even finish the chapter he has as a .doc on his screen right now?
Money? Got that from HBO
Fans? hahahahahahhahaha you are joking.

I'm guessing "Jon Snow is King in the North" and "Daenerys and her dragons have arrived" would take priority over "crippled lord returns home".

He sees everything that's happening presently and in the past. He could see Jaime riding for Winterfell.

how can you be this shit at understanding the show

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>literally copying the mumakil from LOTR
sad

Sam needs some justification before he poisons Dany after being named archmaester in the last episode.

How anyone still have the images from last season? I lost my folder. So many fucking shoops people made of the scene Hot Pie called Arya pretty.

Seems like D&D are bantzing on her hard with the dialogue in the show. At least the "horseface" description fits her now.

oh makes sense for Bran to wait all night then, he couldnt wait to see Jaime's dumbfounded look

... is this that one Canadian user from /hoc/ who won't stop posting plastic ayy lmaos?

isn't there supposed to be a tall broken tower there according to the book?

Does anyone have a link to watch\download ?

HE'LL FINISH THE BOOKS FAGGOT THEY'RE HIS MAGNUM OPUS

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Do you think Bran watches Sansa take a bath?

no shes a literal golfer

The CGI with the marching army and the shots of people standing on ships was so fucking shit.

$15M per episode and this is what we got. Guess all the budget went to the dragons.

The ship scenes were especially bad.

>virgins calling her pretty

wow im fucking surprised

>my dragons don't like the north, that's why they aren't eating
>next scene is her dragons eating and having fun flying around
This doesn't make sense

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Oh stop it with all the bitching about female rulers. You know damn well Arya will be no queen, or proper lord. You just added that on the pile, to try and make you complaint sound more legitimate. Even if Arya married Gendry, and even if Gendry was legitimized, Arya would never actually *rule*. Gendry would be in charge.

Jon and Dany serving as co-rulers actually fits the Targaryens. As Aegon the conqueror once ruled with his two sisters.

And with Arya absent, Sansa is literally the last remaining Stark. How else can serve.

You make these things sound so contrived, yet when you really look at it, they're just the logical conclusions to the plot.

Arya "Darth Maul" Stark
what the fuck has this show become

I know it was her, im just saying arya was lying to herself saying "its not you" at the end.

lol virgin alert

Maybe because she's actually hot. I don't understand this meme.

You don't know how demented the book only fanbase has become, being so starved for new material.

>phone in FUCKING HAND
sign of the thot.

another sitcom moment:
>theon frees yara
>she immediately punches him down because she's mad about him leaving her with euron
>audience laughs
>but then she helps him up
>awwwwwwwww

I can show you the world...

oh man

appropriate bran meme is the best

He uses his detached and stoic banter fueled wisdom to trick every female in winterfell to bathe at the same time in unison.

This is the only way he can get his dingus to react.

All you GoT is wishful thinking.

It also shows poor design choices.
Historically buildings that are in locations with lots of snow have steep roofs to stop buildup and roof collapse.
Also I just realised that this shows that the show-runners deleted the glass gardens

He's Sam irl and crippled by pressure and insecurity now. Might just hide from finishing.

Where are the bar reactions?

fugg they forgot the tower that Jamie pushes bran from

Will Jamie use the "was going to blow up the city" defence?

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I'm aware of the kekworthy fan theories, it's good fun

>Tfw you had to see Cersei fucking
Feelsbad

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No, it was a call-back to some earlier moment where she said, "that's not me" when told she's going to live the conventional high lady life. Being a pet is not Nymeria.

An least she didn't go for a typical sexy costume.

Both dragons are gonna die huh

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You could apply that statement to the whole show.

again, totally shit at understanding Arya. She isn't saying "You're not Nymeria" she's referencing herself in Season 1 E1. Ned says to Arya that she will become a lady who will marry and have children, and Arya says "that's not me".

Arya is asking Nymeria to come back with her to winterfel as a pet and companion once again, but Nymeria is a pack leader, and has her own life.

Faggot.

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Imagine how much GRRM ate today.

how did jaime betray cersei? what was that about?

That's not you
as in 'you aren't like that'
Are you ESOL?

i couldn't see fucking shit in those crypt and last hearth scenes

Nah I played pokemon silver back in the day and fire beats ice.

Imagine how much progress he has made on the book compared to how much he has eaten in the last 10 hours.

I think she asked him to stay and he said no I will go fight.

he chose honor

It is a confusing line at first though. It should have been "That wouldn't be you" instead.

Jon could have married this prime piece of real estate. But instead he'd rather fuck his aunt.

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Neck up she is a hideous beast best put down for the good of the realm, but her body is actually pretty fucking nice.

I remember the same thing. I was surprised when it only was the regular 55 minutes.

>Imagine how much progress he has made on the book
I can imagine it very well, it's zero.

It's your tv man. I've seen several comments. Looks fine on my end. Turn up your brightness.

it does not make sense!
if Kat Stark's daughters are safe you must acquit.

Honestly though, he seems a bit thinner these days so that makes me a bit hopeful.

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6 episodes this season and now we have 5 episodes left.

- characters reunion
- Cersei receives Golden Company
- Winterfell is forging dragonglass weapons
- Jon learns heritage
- Brotherhood trying to get fetch people from the north back down
- Jaime arrives in Winterfell

What else major happened this episode? I think that was all. D&D advertised every episode as "movie length", but everything still feels so slow.

What was Jaime's plan? Like what was he expecting?

So Brann waited all night long outside for Jaime to come?

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STAN STAN STAN STAN STAN STAN ST- ST-STAN
EVEEEEEERYYYBOOOODDDDYY

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>We need allies.
>wtf we need to FEED them?
What did the smartest person Arya's ever known mean by this?

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Preston when?

Did Jamie bring some gold so they can all buy some food?

Grey worm and Missandy learned about racism.

I wish this bitch would shut the fuck up

>strong females exist
Cope.

>everything still feels so slow
Euron sailed across the narrow sea and back with an army. Jaime rode all the way to Winterfell from King's Landing. The White Walkers are almost halfway to Winterfell. It's moving plenty fast.

His word is gold.

Fuck. I had the same feeling when I saw them looking at the Winterfell peasants. The looked at each other as if saying "man, these people are racist".

Remember when Varys was interesting?

>tfw this was my first thought when I saw Dany's army walking in Winterfell

>Ep 2: Planning defences
>Ep 3: long ass battle sequence that end with everyone retreating to the Iron Islands
>Ep 4: Everyone licking their wounds, more plot development
>Ep 5 Everyone planning defences as everyone moves south. Cersei is forced to help everyone
>Ep 6: Battle at The Red Keep, many characters die, the end.

THE MORE HE ATE THE LESS HE WROTE THE LESS HE WROTE THE MORE HE ATE

>nagging know-it-all
>prime

Yea no

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>Daenerys is now a war criminal
>Cersei
>Sansa is a manipulative bitch
>Arya is a psycho stabber
Weird to see people here bitch about feminism or whatever when all the female characters are psycho nutters, AND everyone knows it.
Just watch, Jon is gonna have to bitchslap some hoe by the end

>Tyrion turns into a dumbass
>Everyone thinks Sansa is galaxy brain
The state of DABID.

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The real question is who is Arya shooting at in the Ep. 2 preview?

>Jon explains that understandably, people of Witerfell who have been fucked over many times by outsiders in the last few years are scared of outsiders
>Dany gets autistic bitch smile as her dragons scare the living shit out of them and probably give some grandpa a heart attack

>this is peak white women
Oh no non oNoNoNOnOno

>lol dwarf
>lol cock
great banter this

So is his hand.

Oh yeah, that was an eye roller, I think I even said "alright, we get it" out loud.

My benis.

They're really bringing her back to season one levels of hateable. She was actually decent for a while wtf.

No one cares about strong women. People don't like how ju-D-en and ju-D-en have turned the show into a vehicle for their leftist political garbage. Now all women are smug cunts who are the best at everything and the men exist only to be wrong and get emasculated. It's low IQ kosher trash.

god

>he still makes out with her later

You don't understand user
Tyrion is actually in on it with Cersei to take down the Starks and Targaryens in one fell swoop when she betrays them

well she's qter now and kinda lost her girlish accent which is better for me

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ok ok, i've watched it once and didn't connect that.
Thank you for the education
I am a filthy casual

>I did this shitty drawing, now invent a speargun.
Based.

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strong =/= annoying

She's so obviously written for those kind fat colored haired chicks from that bar thing to identify with. The kind of university educated upper middle class who thinks
>fuck these racist peasants, she's a strong independent women with dragons, she does was she wants, I'm just like her

I thought that too and I still hope it happens but I feel like I don't even know Tyrion anymore. What the hell happened this episode? He doesn't seem like the same character at all.

Now that the dust has settled. What the fuck was the point of Rickon?

gay emperor of essos

Rickon and Dickon becoming the gay emperors of Essos.

>we will never get another chaosh ish a ladda type monologue
Yes, it's an overused line from the show but it really just goes to show how awful the writing has become that anything that sounds even remotely as "epic" falls flat in comparison to the earlier seasons

>he thinks the show writers thought that far ahead

>blue eyes
>it's me, i've always had blue eyes!
haha
boomer humor toppity kek

To give Jon motivation to beat the shit out of Ramsey.

Serves those bigots right, open borders for Westeros!

I like to think it's Missandei but it's probably Arya or Yara.

>lives in the north
>blue eyes are a surprise
wtf was that about?

to die

old but gold

nothing, they had to cast Rickon because he's in the books.

unironically shows that people are small minded even in the north. its a good leadin to the scene where the little thot seethes that jon bent the knee

Best post I've read all day.

MIGRATE YE SHITS

>Yara
All I could think about when she was chained up like that is how much I would love to repeatedly rub and smack her pusy until she shrieked in pain/pleasure as she squirted and pleaded with me to stop

jon didn't reaaaaly need to "bend the knee"
daenerys would've had to address the threat anyways

he just went said "muh queen" to get in her pants
sansa was right about that

>Now all women are smug cunts
We're talking about Lyanna though, who is probably Jon's most loyal supporter. If anything, her relationship with Jon is probably the most conservative/traditional, with the woman standing behind her husband and supporting him without question. Ironic since Bear Island is probably the second most feminist house in the show behind the Tyrells.

Zombies have blue eyes.

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>The minute we switch to Bronn/Tormund and Beric I'm instantly more invested because I know they're allowed to be ruthless with these characters
Remember when the show was about shocking deaths and mortality?
There's no way everyone who dies isn't getting some kind of dramatic death scene in which they apologise for all their past sins

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Excuse me? user he made a dick joke!

He, Tyrion and Littlefinger went off a cliff character wise once they ran out of book material.

Why does HBO hate god so much?

Frikidoctor. He won't be leaking anything since he's got HBO's lawyers on his ass.

He's made a video about it.

Who /brown eyes/ (aka not zombie)

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she's trying to tell him that she wants his dick inside her vagina

Hmm except Sansa called Dani pretty this episode, you retarded faggot

They're niggas from flea-bottom. Of course they're impressed by any girl