/ALITA/

Doll body figure when!?

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>Dana
still fucking makes me laugh and I just noticed what the image for Michelle was about lmao

Don't you think it's time for you to GET OVER IT?!

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how many times I healed your mom while your dad watched

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Flopped, sequel never. Neenerneenerneener!

We mainly shitpost and make OC. If you're ever interested in specific movie discussion though we're always here for it. There's a lot of points of analysis which we've gone over before

I can't stop looking at that N E C C

dezeen.com/2019/03/13/alita-battle-angel-set-design-sci-fi/

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Speaking of- Alita wiki with our FAQs and analysis when?

Damn

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>worlds above worlds above worlds, going farther up than you can imagine
other than that pretty nice
but did you have to ruin that can

I lost track in my early 30s but probably stopped at right about 40. Waiting for it to come to the cheap theater in the near future. Saw it twice on early opening its first night, and saw it once or twice three times in one day. Yes it was very expensive.

Zapan bitch. Check out my fancy hat.

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>tfw running on pure stimulants for the passed two weeks.

It -never- got boring, but you all know that

>high res images of Iron City
wasn't expecting city shots to give me a sense of comfy like this,

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8 times, 2 in 2d and the rest in 3d, which was amazing

also whoever made pic related sell me one please

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lol saved

>Afraid she’s gonna cut you loose?
kek when she literally did

Cute

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Good to see you're still with us CO

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cutanon we told you to cut back on red bulls

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>get over it

THIS IS THREAD #376
THIS IS THREAD #376
THIS IS THREAD #376
THIS IS THREAD #376
THIS IS THREAD #376
THIS IS THREAD #376
THIS IS THREAD #376

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Blessed image of RR

I got this hat from Delivery user. Blessings on him.

Tanji did nothing wrong, change my mind.
pro tip, you can'y

Thanks Todd don't get lost out there in the wasteland

weird thought but I was rewatching Tron Legacy and Quorra is basically Alita in that movie. Its also a great movie I think /alita/ bros will like it

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>Sorry, princess
He deserved the sword

oh yeah forgot that bit
I have 6 other cans and I'd already ruined that one with writing, it was no longer a collectible

it is a good movie and I DID like it also Olivia is a qt

Get over it

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He saved /ourguy/ hugo in the end, hes based in my opinion regardless.

he did try to save hugo, i'll give him that...
but he had a thing against hardbodies so no

Anyone who threatens /ourgirl/ deserves the sword. In that sense Zapan was even more based than Tanji for swording him.

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Are women intimidated by Alita? is that why the movie didnt do so good?

Those women are just crazy, don't worry about them.

>no keytar

>Are women intimidated by Alita?
no
>is that why the movie didnt do so good?
there's a lot of factors but ultimately, minimal marketing and going up against gigantic marketing budgets for things like CM really made it a struggle. Despite this, Alita persevered and is safely in the modest profit territory.

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Shit dude... am I that obvious now?

well we only had one person here drinking more red bull than water. also I'm Det. Pikachu.

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Here's a citation from BoxofficePro:
The audience for Alita: Battle Angel in its opening weekend on top was 76.2% male and only 28.1% under age 25.

And on IMDB only about 15% votes are from women.

But at the same time male and female ratings are almost equal

which is why, zapan is a cool character

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Yeah I rate Tron Legacy as essential cyberpunk

I tend to be able to pick out the namefags here pretty well.

honestly just wish it was about Quorra. Flynn is pretty dull.

Her hair though... like nails on a chalkboard.

Testing

Patrician taste
youtube.com/watch?v=ibZJ0Yqh2Ng

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>[sweating intensifies]

Same way I felt when I first watched Alita. Every scene that didn't feature her left me asking why we couldn't just follow her for the entire movie

Wow you faggots a still haven't gotten laid yet, eh? Still weebing out huh? Damn guys, what a shame your lives are eh? Don't you wish, deep down, you had been born someone else, like the captain of the football team or that guy who's really good at guitar?

Instead your thing is "guy who obsesses of pedo weebshit anime movie". And you only get one shot at life too. Like damn, man.

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Yeah no shit because you attention whoring fucking losers never drop the name. You constantly post with your faggot fucking names in your little girl's club here, all while pretending like you don't.

honestly? Probably $$$. Every second with her was expensive. I did enjoy Vector/Nova scenes though and non-Alita scenes were always pretty quick. also just realized Quorra should be added to the girl-squad in that theater OC. Her, Anderson and Bea make a pretty cool group.

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baste hide-poster.

> or that guy who's really good at guitar?
Football sucks ass but I could learn the guitar.

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>Born captain of the football team
Hmmm

Cast her

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Hugo is not our guy
>Afraid she’s gonna cut you loose?
He was deadweight and beneath her and she needed to move on by dropping him like a sack of potatoes which she did. She was willing to give up her own greatness for him and he still pined for the wealth of zalem instead of realizing what he had. He. Had. To. Die.

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He very much did but it's still sad

And yet instead you jerk off and watch anime.

>i could be successful, I just choose not to be!

youtu.be/Sf8-uWYkJoU?t=73
Very random Rose.

>wanting success
Why? You won't reach Nirvana that way bro.

I would laugh, but I do this once a week.

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>Just another vapid Hollywhore.

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This is the Buddhism I'm here for

>why be successful!? I'm plenty happy beating my dick raw and crying myself to sleep every other night

Loneliness is pain. You know it. Material success is a direct antidote to the loneliness which tortures you.

Been sleeping on Alita lately.
Update me on
>sequel?
>blu ray release
thanks in advance

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that fucking zapan smirk

Why are her eyes such different sizes? She looks retarded, like she has a lazy eye.

>like you don't do this every day

>Material success
Enjoy being a slave to the physical world

To be alone and to be lonely are separate things. Loneliness is anxiety born from a desire for companionship that you do not possess, like all suffering is caused by desire that cannot be fulfilled. To choose solitude is antithetical to being lonely.

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Well, I'm made of physical stuff, so...

bluray june 25th i believe, sequel tbd
also she's still cute and wholesome

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I came in here a couple of days ago and straight up lied about knowing someone in a casting agency who were looking to start casting for the sequel and I got like 10 replies of hopeful losers who wanted to believe.

I lied you desperate faggots. The sequel will literally never be made because the movie is a financial and cultural FLOP

do not respond to the Archons. They want to keep you trapped in this material illusion. They serve Samael. They are blind. They do not know the greater truth. we are in a prison.

This needs Rosa's (or Alita's) face shooped on.

>Material success is a direct antidote to the loneliness which tortures you.
Not.
I have enough books and Alita.
Try reading Kilgore Trout.

Admit it dude, you felt something in the pit of your stomach when you saw that girl, you know the one, when you saw her touching him. When you saw her flirt with him. When you knew that would never be you.

mexican genes

Is there any korean/asian reactions to her, the actress?? lol I feel like they wouldnt like her.

Fucking based your Grewishka voice as actually not bad

Are you mistaking me for someone else? I don't like real girls.

Implying you actually got people's hope up. Wait didn't you cry about being called a faggot?

stay /comfy/ anons. Don't let retards get you down.

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Yes you do.

Your defense mechanisms are entirely transparent. You want a companion because you are genetically programmed to want one. You may substitute with anime girls and role-playing but the brutal truth is that you want what you've never had.

Can you please elaborate in depth on what you mean by this?

>choose solitude
I tried.
A year later, friends found me themselves.
To say that I was surprised, it means to say nothing.
And although I prefer being alone, it’s still interesting with people.
There is someone to tell their stupid jokes.
There is someone to convince to go to the movie.
There is someone to play board games.

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It's that time of night. They keep the thread moving and they're not going to change my mind so they can stay. If they get too bad the jannies sweep it clean

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>Tanji and Koyomi have to carry the backpacks
>Alita and Hugo don’t have to carry anything
What did Hugo mean by this?

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>they wouldnt like her.
>China saved the film
>Korea gave a lot of money

The Jeromes are keeping /alita/ threads bumping with their shitposting and pushing us closer to #99. So be Alitas will.

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This might be the only situation where "pretending to be retarded" works out completely.

>I know someone who works for Minc Talent, a major casting agency in Hollywood. He says he's seen emails detailing the preliminary work in putting out a call for characters needed for the sequel. I don't have any concrete proof but he's not a liar and has no reason to lie to me about this.

>You don't have to believe it if you don't want to. I'm just sharing something I heard from someone I trust.

Remember this you obsessive weebs? Remember the hope you felt? The optimism?

I lied about the whole thing. There will be no sequel. There is nothing promised to you. You've been abandoned by the "2d girls" you gave up on real companionship for.

>bluray
Sweet.
Are preorders available already?
>sequel
it's killing me!
>still cute
ofc
Wasn't there. I don't care.

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I hate how stylishly Nickelodeon they all dressed. There I said it.

I didn't choose isolation, but I have relented and accepted it. No dust clouds on the horizon in my desert of loneliness, either.

I know someone who works for Minc Talent, a major casting agency in Hollywood. He says he's seen emails detailing the preliminary work in putting out a call for characters needed for the sequel. I don't have any concrete proof but he's not a liar and has no reason to lie to me about this.

You don't have to believe it if you don't want to. I'm just sharing something I heard from someone I trust.

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I remind you, he is a real bro.
But Zapan was right in everything.

Yeah that's the funny thing. Even if they sage the threads we still get one post closer to bump limit every time. Until we hit #999 we ain't going nowhere.

Is that a sweatshirt??? Cus I only have the T-shirt version

Sick and comfypilled

We are also genetically programmed to desire sugar and fat in our diet far beyond what we actually need in our lives, which leads many to excess and obesity. As a rational, thinking being you can rise above your genetic programming if you choose to do so and apply discipline.
This is a path you are free to travel by. Does it appear thorny to you? Perhaps you would rather remain where you are. This is also your choice. To remain where you are will but lead you to another life with the burden of your karma weighing on your shoulders, and your actions in this thread speak plainly that you are merely adding to this burden with your current life.
I feel nothing but compassion towards you. Will you return it, or will you lash out again?

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Lol you sure PRANKED us man wow I hope you feel validation from a series of (you)s.

Did not expect Alita to be what got me into Warhammer lore. Now reading the Horus Heresy.

The blazing fire of loneliness will leave you a shriveled corpse without the oasis of shade thay a real woman would provide you.

Die your slow death.

Based and enlightmentpilled(?)

Oh yeah 999, my bad

Are the sets still up?

Alita provides doors in to many places- some unexpected

>Buddhist mind games to justify your social failure

You aren't a Buddhist. You're a failure. Your life is a travesty that would horrify and ashame the 10 year old version of yourself. You want a wife and children. You want to be happy. I know you do.

We don't know

They were supposed to be was mentioned in a previous thread so they could be used for any sequel.

>Now reading the Horus Heresy
Now there's a wild ride I'll never experience for the first time again.

>Die your slow death.
Well, yeah, that's kind of what I was saying...

There's shit ton of femcels desperate for males. The real challenge is deliberately avoiding them.

Women are overpriced these days.

>in our diet far beyond what we actually need in our lives
All we need in life is a good way to spend time from beginning to end.
Everything.
Fatty and sweet smear process well.

Ten-year-old me was a fat kid who spent his time playing Runescape and scamming and trolling others in his age-bracket to pass on my feelings of resentment to others. I've moved past that. You have not. You are still bogged down in the mire of your own inadequacy, lashing out at others in the hopes that hurting others will give you an adrenaline rush that will make the hurt in your heart ache less for a moment.
It doesn't have to be this way. Your bad karma does not need to decide your actions for you. You are free to choose. You can rise above yourself. Only YOU can be the better you. A wife and children cannot do this. God cannot do this. No cause or creed can do this. Only YOU can.
If you but choose to do so. I did. I wish you would as well, because as I said I feel nothing but compassion for you. And again I ask; will you return my compassion or will you but lash out again?

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Testicular cancer pretty much disproves this "life path".

You don't have a gf because they're overpriced? Or you don't have a gf because you're an awkward weeb who dries up a pussy like a shamwow?

Yes, yes he did. He sure pranked us into thinking he's a tourist and a special snowflake. If it's even the same poster; but without sources who cares?

>overpriced
Even the most expensive is not more than a hundred dollars an hour.
Of course there are those that take ten thousand a week, but there are special services.

Let's go back to Alita, and not to the continuation of boasting who is the greatest incel here.
This is too similar to pony fans.

Yeah it wasn't a surprise really

Oh dude here's the thing. I'm a lovely person. I'm really well liked by my friends and coworkers. I have a gf of three years who I intend to marry. My parents love me deeply and I have made them very proud. I spread good karma daily and make others around me quite happy.

I just hate you fucking weebs with a passion for your obsessive pedophilia and weebery. I want you all to die, but concurrently I want those around me to experience unlimited happiness.

bruh the entire point from my perspective is that she blindly loved the first semi honest decent guy she met. Its a very human mistake and he cant really be faulted for having a beautiful angel throw herself at him.

I believe this thread is not a place for insults and measurements who are as virginal as they are.
Stop your games.
Both.

good idea

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Yes, but, do you think Alita would date me?

ye

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>Stop your games.
>Both.
Or no more free healings!

If I didn't delude you losers then why did no less than ten of you reply to me with Alita image reactions abiut how excited you were?

Fish in a barrel.

Where the fuck you get that from?!

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He was an ordinary man, too late to understand, that there is an angel next to him.
Besides loving Alita is the flag of death.
Only the Fourth was too stupid to die, besides he let Alita let her fight on his own, and not like the others, rushed to close from every bullet and blow.

The first step towards a gf is cutting your hair. Believe me.

>tfw ywn bring a polymorphic algorithum into the real world to impregnate.

My shitty job did not give me the promotion that they had already promised me. Instead they reschedules the time I would be doing my initial training as unpaid vacation without my consent or knowledge. But I still have this thread. You guys are all I need. Love you.

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You really are just a child still. And in every life you will remain so if you do not choose to grow up. Look at Alita. Does she choose to remain Ido's child? No. She becomes her own person and moves on, pursuing her own path rather than remaining in the role others created for her. You are imprisoned in the role of the troll that was born out of the burden of your karma.
In time, when the Alita sequels come out, you will learn more of this concept. Perhaps your obsession with these threads is a blessing in disguise. When the student is ready, the teacher will appear. May Alita be your teacher, grasshopper.

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Yes, confirmed tourist.

>polymorphic algorithum
You did that shit on purpose to trigger my autism, didn't you?

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>defending yourself with the plot of Alita

Good God dude... You are truly beyond saving... Good luck out there. They're gonna eat you alive.

That sounds like ass

My wonderful boss ignores the already past dates for salary increases.
They are all the same.
But I have you.

>Instead they reschedules the time I would be doing my initial training as unpaid vacation without my consent or knowledge.
Yeah, no, that's illegal.

And you're a confirmed incel weeb.

Would you rather be an incel weeb or someone who comes to the land of the weeb to throw rocks?

It's already confirmed everyone in the /alita/ thread is a chad or stacey.
Stay mad.

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Is there any difference to defend yourself with a manga plot, a Bible, some motivating crap from the Internet, or a thread on Yea Forums?
The main thing that it helped.

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>one guy works out and one thot plays you incels for attention

Guarantee you've fucked less than three girls and can't bench more than 150. I'd stake my life on it.

And once more you lash out rather than offering the same compassion that is offered to you. Do you not understand that your misery is perpetuated by your own actions? There's no one in these threads who is responsible for the turmoil in you, and there's nothing outside your self that can change it. But you can receive help from outside insofar as it reflects what is inside you. Believe in Alita, user. You shall be healed in time.

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Fuck off with your nip comic book superhero trash faggots

The absolute sick thing is thay there is no turmoil in me and that I thoroughly enjoy ever day that I am blessed to be on this earth to enjoy another excellent day. I truly do not feel the pain thay you imagine I do. That is not the reason that I lash out in these threads.

It is possible, despite your intense narcissism, that you are worthy of the contempt thay I show you.

And once more you lash out like a wounded animal. If you were happy and content with your life, you wouldn't be here, day after day, attacking people you perceive as having something you don't.
Be healed.

>Believe in Alita, user
Witnesses Alita: The Beginning.
I was here when a new religion was born.
A decade later, the cities of unbelievers were burning.
And Legio Cybernetics disseminate the News of Carmatron.

Dude look for workmans comp or some shit, for real. Btw keep your head up i'm there for you as an user

>comic book
Manga.
>superhero
No.
>trash
No.
>faggots
Fans.

AMEN

One day, when your defense mechanisms fail you, when your delusions crumble and when you finally confront the fact of your poor decision making, you will realize the years you wasted in utter delusion. You are a narcissist beyond reason and I hope for your sake that soon fades enough that you can grasp the reality of your existence.

All is not well simply because it appeals to you. There are vital elements of personal restraint that you have shunned in favor of quick dopamine releases and easy answers. Life is an exercise in calculated compromise and your math is skewed by your inherent belief that you are impervious to failure.

I reiterate and suggest that you seriously consider that you might be worthy of contempt.

>It's a Discord. Somebody in Hollywood is raiding us.
>There are out of work blue checkmarks behind the keyboards all over the chans. Pretty common after the Disney downsizing.

ironically the crunchy roll merch store.
where you from? i have it twice once in small, once in medium but small is too small for me
I'm good ty

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- I was on the MOON!

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got a screenshot of her when she says "moon"?

>I'm just gonna sleep if you're not gonna pay attention to me, user
>you spend way to much time in front of that computer
>good night

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>We do not stand by in the presence of Evil

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Come on Alita, I just want to play one more match.

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>you've been playing LoL since 2013 and you still can't get out of gold. Give it up, user

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sniff sniff
smells like clean now

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Never

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>Hey, let's see what's going on in this threa-
Oh.

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Stay on topic, Peach bitch. Don't wanna be breaking the rules now, do you?

This isn't even close to as bad as it's been

added demonic zalem, felt like it was missing something

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Thanks! and I'm from the UK but I think I'd probably need a medium as well, thanks tho.
cute kitty

>NUMBER 99 on your left!

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I feel like we need a different Alita there, how about this one?

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I haven't been here. Just popped in and saw what happened. Question, what's the best Ido moment in the film, like his best scene?

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OR

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Unironically the opening conversation with Alita where he giver her the name

When he is getting Alita ready for Motorball, best dad moment.

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Definitely one of the cutest, but I think my favorite is his confession to Alita why he became a hunter warrior.
>"Maybe I was just hoping he would kill me."
Poor sad Ido.

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Him making her wear all those pads was peak Dad mentality. Beyond cute.

Looks like we have a new place to PACK. Nice!

Meanwhile I added Fatal keks and one personal fav team to our theater

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Holy fuck, that Chiren on a swing, that's peak kek.

revealing that vector was running a scam. i know it's more of alita's scene, but the "thank you father" always gets to me

i prefer berserker body alita, and this was the only cutout that looked cool. the one here would be nice, but it's from that shitty chinese cam rip so it's orange/yellow. i suck at color correcting so i just dicked around until it looked halfway decent

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oh that's sweet nice work

B T F O

Need to add.
WALL-E
Guts
Adam Jensen
And little Cherno Alpha.

Im from Germanistan so shipping wouldn't be an issue (yet, lol).
Man too bad.
I swear one day I will find a fellow europeen Alita fag who I send the sweatshirt to.
I love my cat

For muscular Alita.

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*where all those pads

little wind-up jager i love it

Post your alito callection, lads.

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Not bad

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No, he was WEAR in that scene.
I need to take a new picture scene. Finally found a plastic bottle of the Alita green tea.

that stand is genuinely amazing

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Sounds good. Will do it tomorrow.

He's good all over, but Alita feels a bit "off" in the "speaking of names, do you have one for me?" line. It might be intentional how she's behaving like a slightly retarded kid in that scene, but that line delivery was the her weakest for me.

For me the best Ido scene is the "maybe she just couldn't deal with me" scene or the one where he's suiting her up. "You're the only one made for this." is good too.

Is there enough room though

+ ED 209 on robocop's shoulder

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Thought Zalem looked a bit smol.

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The will have to be tiny in the back on in the seats, there's a lot of room in the seats for smaller ones.

But this is not from the original author, he will do better.

when will we send this to the production staff and watch them try to figure out what the fuck it is

You may as well add Briareos at this point, He can be at the back next to the T-1000. I can't be bothered making a cut out, we can get CutOut user to do it later.

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Oh and in true threadly fashion for all the people who weren't here last thread I've got a Yandere Alita story done. I've actually edited the thing now so the missing words have been fixed. Love you all lots friends.
pastebin.com/LcR8GnPX

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we need a list of battle compatriots. surely arnie from predator is an appropriate start. who else fights aliens/demons head on?

Ripley of course

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Now that was fast! Good job fren!

Nice

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I'm having too much fun doing this dub. I can't wait to do the whole movie.

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Sorry, fix.

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At this point, just add George Bush. It'll confuse the hell out of everyone in the morning

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With a Mission Accomplished banner and a $400mn box office tally. Hell throw in sexual mark

W in a Space Marine suit with 43 on the shoulder

that fucking
>NOVA..?
gets me every time

this is so dumb I love it

Sexy Mark Wahlberg?

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and they say modern art is dead

the MOST sexual mark
>HEY MA HE'S HERE AGAIN COME LOOK QUICK

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No dummy, wear is for like "I'll wear you out"

ssay what you will about his leadership but fuck if he wasn't a likeable old man

That oc has had at least three different authors. Someone added K, Grevious and Keanu, I added maybe 10 more and then someone else took over.

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I admit I was wrong, man I could have sworn it was the other way...

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you're ok the comic made me laugh

10/10 we dont deserve your hard work

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Man, sorry user it too so long for me to come back! Finding a copy of the movie was hard and the burrito line was long. Hope I got what you wanted though. Let's watch!

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based comfy movie night

Thank you so much. I'm truly smile when I see this now

i smile when i see you fren

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Guys I don't know if I'm going crazy or there was just some kind of extradimensional shift, but one of my loaded magazines appears to have vanished into thin air while I was setting up my 3-gun belt.

I've spent the last two hours turning my room upside down, it's just plain gone, and I haven't left this area since I started messing the with the belt (I had the mag at the start.)

WTF IS GOING ON GUYS

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Just notcied that - so good

Why is Hugo in the audience though? He's already hanging from Rosa's arm. Let's get him out of his seat so we can make room for more allies!

I'm getting this printed on canvas and my wife can't stop me

Added Gendo and Norton.
I finished.

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But Norton was already there

I just noticed it.

have you checked the underworld?

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worlds upon worlds upon worlds

Damn near. I've checked places that haven't seen the light of day in years. I even checked inside the electric heating element. It's like the magazine never even existed.

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OH SHIT I FOUND IT

IT SOMEHOW GOT *INSIDE* MY BOX SPRING.

WOW.

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The theater OC is one of my favorites by far, it never ends just like these threads

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these edits get more and more autistic thatnk you user

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ye

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It has to end sometime though...
Unless we turn the camera around and see who's sitting behind all those people

>eating Laffy Taffy
>particularly stiff piece of watermelon flavor
>stretch it out to get a bite, remainder is long and covered in spit
>it looks like a long tongue
>"Oh, that's kinda kinky," I think
>next thought is Alita with a really long tongue

I'm not sure what's the matter with me but I shutter to think how bad this might get before I get a blu ray

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user you're in too deep you need help
me too

We'll find a way, that could work, or maybe using a picture of the front of a theater and making a line of characters that would like to enter but can't because they're pieces of shit.

oh I like that idea

We have the Alita: Motorball Superstar - can't we re-purpose that one?

>can't we re-purpose that one?
How exactly?

On second thought, shouldn't the scrubs be lining up for the Deckman Recruitment Center?

just put a deckman centre next to the theatre

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These threads are a gold mine.

These threads are the best fucking thing on the internet.

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dafuq?

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I LOVE IT

The moving part should become a banner.

Goddammit, you glorious son of a bitch.

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>Guess I've got brain problems!
AND I LOVE IT!

Good morning.
Please be heal by Arita
Late Thread OST: youtu.be/etOnSgaX4Ec

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This picture doesn't work but it would have to be similar, an entrance and enough space for a long line.

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Confused Burger Version

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>last video uploaded 6 years ago
>mfw

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I don't get it.

Alita was a martian, an URM (United Republics of Mars) Berserker to be specific, and she has amnesia, a case so bad can't even remember her own name, a brain problem.

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>Zapan
>bounty theft
>nothing wrong

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teach me your ways

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>literally murders Tanji
>nothing wrong

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that's a funny way of saying that Zapan a BITCH

why can't we use this?

>sexual harassment and instigating bar fights
>nothing wrong

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She didn't actually kill him, it was a trick and Zapan saw through it.

He was a body parts jacker, he was not only caught in the act but resisted arrest and tried to attack the hunter-warrior, that's a legit crime and legit punishment for it.

>murders other cyborgs to frame jackers for murder
>nothing wrong

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this disgusting Zapan apologism

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>resisted arrest
>"arrest" in Iron City is literally getting killed
Gosh nobody would resist that, why would they?

This is like that TNG episode where they go to a planet where the punishment for everything is death.

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I would argue that Zapac acted extrajudicially in the sense that a consistent justice system under Factory law necessarily works by crimes being identified by the Factory before a bounty can be put out. Even if he was legally in the right when killing Tanji (assuming jacking is a crime punishable by death) in a GENERAL sense, in this specific case he would still be contravening Factory law.
Yes I know that the Factory is corrupt but since you're arguing from principle I'm meeting you eye to eye.

>Carrying a martian nazi weapon
>nothing wrong

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*Zapan although Zapac album cover when?

EXCELLENT edit A+

Good morning people

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mornin fren

>creates hostile environment in Kansas Bar
>engages in unwanted touching of new hunter warriors
>nothing wrong

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Well I mean he also murdered that guy they were in the process of jacking, lets not forget.

Jacking parts may or may not be a crime worthy of death but murder we know for a fact is.

very cute

yeah that's true as well

>getting a facial in public space
>AND in front of authorities
>nothing wrong

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That harmonica looks like ultraman.

looks like our boy Zapan has quite a rap sheet, he's public enemy #1

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Killing Tanji might not even be against Factory law, because he's a layabout without any official utility to the Factory. The jacking victim looked like a productive member of society, so killing him would probably be illegal because it made him unable to show up for work in the morning.

The E-tailer I usually order from has started building a meta-site for Alita, but there's still no option for pre-ordering:
cdon.se/film/alita-battle-angel/

Oh hey that's the same site I use.

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Tjäna, grabben!

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I get this sheet but it's a fucking nightmare from a legal perspective. I'll take it in to account when I do my big breakdown of Zalem regulation but I'm gonna try and focus on the movie for the sake of simplicity.
Also I need to finish the manga haha.

Oi what do you swedes know about Uppsala university? I'm considering doing an exchange there next year. Is it good? My mate went and really liked it. Are aussies liked in sweden?

I WANT TO WATCH ALITA AGAIN AAHHHHHHH

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Iron City is essentially lawless. The only laws that exist are there to protect Zalem, Factory property and its workers.

I mean yes and no. There's a lot of implicit regulation which you don't necessarily catch on a first watch. For example, Hugo leaving the city through an approved checkpoint implies that there is some limited freedom of movement- at least in daylight hours. Either Hugo has a pass of some kind of there is a (robo?)bureaucrat who decides on the people allowed to leave and under what circumstances they do. This kind of civil regulation isn't directly to do with any of those three things. Though I'm sure the Factory bot enforces and creates the law, I'm interested in the minutiae and implication which can be drawn from the small scene. It's very regulatory and autistic but I'm still gonna comb through the film and organise it is as a personal project.

>Accidentally taking home a factory stapler
>PUNISHABLE BY DEATH

>jacking your neighbor's wife
>imprisoning her in a Fritzl style rape dungeon
>raping her for a years
>selling any newborn fetuses she produces as bioparts
>slap on the wrist

What a country.

Also fuck I should proofread my longposts before I do them this is what I get for ignoring my essays for this instead.

Kishiro certainly loves his dystopia

>slap on the wrist
Also killed, just not instantly. Just killed later when a hunter-warrior feels like it, which might be never.

WHY WON'T YOU LET ME JACK A HUMAN?
YOU'RE NOT MY DAD!

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>Jack a what now?

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God I wish I was that table...

So Do i user

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Why won't this thread die?

This is why.

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Because in this thread is an idea.

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>MAGIC?
So cute.

Damn nice collection user

Do you think we'll ever get any actual Alita action figures, anons? None of that Funko trash, proper toys.

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Hottoys already has one you can preorder.

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The Mini Epics can not be posed - they're basically tiny statues, but at least they're not Funko Pops. Hoping for Revoltechs.

the hair there looks really good

Not a fan of the scale, plus I'm broke nigga.

do another arrangement drawfag its time

> The jacking victim looked like a productive member of society, so killing him would probably be illegal because it made him unable to show up for work in the morning.

I love you.

>I get this sheet but it's a fucking nightmare from a legal perspective
>from a legal perspective

Really?

>white guy looked like a productive member of society
>unlike Mutt
based and redpilled

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Your dad didn't show up for work today. You need to pay us damages for that!

They've changed it to plastic hair now. Not sure what I think about it.

Wait it's not big?

Actually I like 6-7 inch figures better

What? No. How did you even come up with this? There's no pass. Anyone can come in or out. They're checking for identity and things listed on the page I posted. You don't seem to understand. There's no actual government in Iron City. It's stateless. The Factories are there to produce supplies for Zalem, and their laws exist only to protect Factory property, goods and workers. They're basically just a big corporation. They don't run the city, there are no public courts, schools, hospitals, no public infrastructure, no police, no welfare. Scrapyard people don't have any government protected rights. Everyone is on their own. It's a place with no ideology, religion, politics. A bleak shithole with nothing to look forward to. It's why Hugo wanted to escape. The movie ruined the bleakness aspect of Iron City by hiring bunch of happy looking extras from the street with colorful clothes you can buy in stores today, because Rodriguez was too lazy to micromanage every extra, but other than that, everything else still applies.

The factory doesn't care, but people seem to be able to engage in commerce and some form of civil society, and that is true for the manga as well. At the very least neighbors looking out for each other or some kind of lose mafia like structure. Nobody eats unless they work in the Factory or get given food or credits from someone who does, so too obvious freeloaders would eventually end up on the kill list if they start killing factory workers for credits.

Entry checks would be needed to check for contraband, like guns. And presumably there is a potential enemy outside the city since they have active hydrowalls, artillery and centurions manning the gates.

You're a size queen? You absolute whore!

>The factory doesn't care, but people seem to be able to engage in commerce and some form of civil society, and that is true for the manga as well.
Yeah, no shit. That applies to real life as well, but bootlickers think that without daddy state running every aspect of our life and stealing our hard earned money at gunpoint there would be total chaos everywhere.

Lack of a formal government structure does not mean that there is no governance per se. There is the implication of governance underpinning the majority of the movie. Just because it's poor governance doesn't mean it doesn't exist. Let's take your points from the very base line and work up. Murder is illegal. It's one of the very few clearly defined points of law in the film. Not only is it illegal to murder factory employees, it is also illegal to murder in the general sense. The case example here is the six murders performed by the Grewishka, Nyssiana, and Roma. They're specifically targeting women who work on the streets late at night, who are implied to be working outside of the standard Factory production jobs. Unless you're saying that these women were all formal Factory employees producing supplies? Given the context clues we get from the film it seems unlikely. Rather, the Factory acknowledges that murder (at least in the film) is a net social negative. Even if it's purely illegal to help keep as many Factory people on their feet as possible to make supplies, it is a specific protection of individual rights in the context of society which extends outside of the Factory's property/employees. While my specific points regarding gate-regulation is debatable, I do believe that there is a base level of law involved in this case at a minimum.

You ever been to Somalia lately? I hear it's a real nice place with limited taxation and state regulation this time of year.

i dont give a shit about this at all but i like that we can still have movie discussion after almost 400 generals

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When there's no government, decision making devolves to clans and families - but of course some terrorists with guns can then move into the power vacuum and set up show. That doesn't happen in Iron City because the Factory keeps competing power structures out. So you're back to neighborhood communities and small time crooks running the show, because if you go beyond small-time you get too noticeable and end up on the kill-list - or get forced to show up to work as a freeloader(?).

Yeah I would agree that you could see this as extreme deregulation but not no regulation at all. Hell, the fact that Factory credits are used as the standard method of trade is really important. That alone means that there needs to be places for vendors who use them to acquire further goods and services beyond those accessible to the average citizen. There definitely is an underpinning of order throughout, even if you wouldn't call it law.

>niggers are violent
You don't say? It's almost like entire sub-saharan Africa is like that. No amount of European education, infrastructure and aid has managed to change their nature, and it won't. The average african has sub 80 IQ. The only way to uplift them is to modify their dna or breed them with higher IQ races like whites and asians.

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There are people who believe all humans are equal. These are the kind of people that travel to 3rd world countries to prove their point and then get gangraped and their heads chopped off.

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It's not the DNA - it's the culture. If you take a 100% ethnic African and put him in a good school in a good area, he'll do better in life than both average Africans and African Americans.

i'd say get a new bread ready but we may need to shoot a bit over bump limit depending how this conversation goes

Nice

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fresh bread

Good morning friends
It’s a new week which means the start of a new comfy day and a day close to the Blu-ray release (and sequel announcement)

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morning fren