ITT: We post s8e1 Game of Thrones dialogue verbatim with an appropriate reaction image.
I start.
>You should consider yourself lucky. At least your balls won't freeze off.
>You take great offense at dwarf jokes, but love telling eunuch jokes. Why is that?
>Because I have balls, and you don't.
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>125x70
After another 5 episodes of this disaster of a show the only thing left standing will be Edmure's mill.
>It's Valyrian Steel
(Said when every fucking character on and off screen knew that)
Too much effort. Gay thread.
I wAnT eLePhAnTs!!
>Its been a long time friend
>You never used to call me friend
>A lot has changed
>All of us are different people now
>The last time I saw you was at that one event
>Oh yes that event was horrible
>But things are different now
>We are on the same side now
AarrRrrrgggHHghhHH
kek
FAMILY, DUTY, HONOR
Why did they never dye Emilia's eyebrows?
aaagghh....
Where's Ghost?
Who said that? And how would them making meaningless symbols make them seem more human and less animal if the symbols are...meaningless?
plenty of people have differently coloured facial hair/eyebrows to head hair
Who cares? Wolves are gay.
Remember that Arrested Development/GOT mash up meme? It's as if so many scenes in this were created just to fuel that meme.
didn't ghost die in a cut scene from battle of the bastards? has he been on screen at all since then?
so we can all finally say that GoT is a shit show? Even the interesting characters got boring and shit, everybody will end up loving each other and the night walkers get killed gg.
>look at you your a man
>did you just assume my gender?
he's a ghost now :^)
geez, nice work
Is there a 'THE MAN WHO WAS KEKED TO DEATH' for Stannis? Otherwise, i'll make one.
Where the FUCK is Radmure?
nah brah Ghost is pretty rad
only decent character in the show
D&D forgot about the Direwolves
he died offscreen two seasons ago
>The chosen Soldier of R'hllor sets a corpse on Fire
>That sets some corpses in the shape of a sun on Fire
Makes you think
Why don't they just hire a really big dog and paint him white?
That god this terrible shit will be over soon and the redditors can return to their homeland
>FUCK MY ASS JON
>YEAH POUND ME SHIT HOLE WHILE THE DRAGONS WATCH
That scene went on for a bit too long, imo.
Good question. Do you think they just dropped Ghost? At this point, I'm willing to entertain the idea that Ghost was cut out of the show, with no explanation.
Someone post the extended version.
at least we know that drogon is sentient enough to understand he's being sidelines for some dick
oh my fuck I forgot ghost even existed
Commentary for Season 1 Episode 1. They needed a way to communicate that the slaughtered wildling village you see in the first scene was killed by intelligent creatures. Animals don't drag body parts into symbolic shapes in apparent ritual fashion.
I swear to god they had a checklist on "all characters that have to react to meeting each other again" and passed them one after the next.
>everyone spend hours going to everyone else and having touching reunions
>they spend the entire day on that, then go WE'RE IN A HURRY IT'S A LIFE OF DEATH SITUATION
Can Dragons masterbate?
D&D here. Want a job writing for us?
They said last season he was too hard/costly to animate
I bet he shows up for the battle though
HAHAHAH WHERE ARE YOUR BALLS MY DUDE HAHAHAH WTF BRO COULD YOU IMAGINE BEING DEFORMED
*turns and to the camera and winks*
>he was robbed of the throne
>implying dany doesn't take care of that every single night
Wings too short, hence why they're pissed off all the time
>BALLS
This reminds me of that fanfiction where Dany gets fucked by her dragons. Like. Right off the bat.
I really wish i left that one un-read.
Well what's the difference this season? They have a bigger budget, but check out how much screen time the dragons got last episode. They're spending that money too. Will they have any dollars left to throw at Ghost?
>biggest show of all time
>can't afford a cgi wolf
bravo grrm
It was Bran watching through the dragon, that's why they focused on the autistic stare
>bran
>..........
he says so much with a look!
GRRM is an atheist pacifist
The ice lord and the fire priests and the faceless men get their powers from the same source.
The Red Priests and the Others use the same symbols. The only meaning GRRM wants to impart is that "Zealots are bad".
ty for reading my blog
Like... he just sat there and watch his mom get fucked in all her holes by her nephew. He didn't even try to stop it or fly away. He just sat there and watched. Fucking fag.
No one cares about some stinky wolf when you got Dwagons!
good content user
the leaks during season 6 that turned out to be 100% on everything else said they filmed a death scene for ghost during tbotb. not sure if he's canonically alive or not since they cut that
>Promise me, Ned.
did the writers expect bran to end up looking like the fucking dude from the virgin walk meme? he was so cute as a kid and then turned into an autistic school shooter.
GRRM using livejournal and having moods is still so funny to me.
just reposting some old /got/ memes
Remember back when Arya was supposed to be a warg, remember back when Jon was a warg, remember back when Bran actually used his warg powers instead of just staring at people, remember back when being a warg was a major plot point, and not just a side story that is now forgotten
Why is Arys's nose almost between the middle of her eyes?
>There's no way they're going to do the thing where Theon's sister hits him then helps him back up without saying a word after he frees her
>They actually do it shamelessly
arya and jon were never wargs in the show.
i assume bran can still warg but why warg when you can time travel?
Roy Dotrice reading this for the audiobook was kino
I appreciate you carrying on the traditions of the forebearers
Bran became king warg, all other wargs are unimportant
I want one more time travel sequence where Bran really messes with the past.
Most the children actors turned out to be uggos. Sansa & Jon were the exceptions but they were already late teens and were attractive.
>remember
Never happened in the show you moron. It's also implied Bran is somehow constantly aware of everything by warging or doing 3 eyed raven shit. He was aware Jamie was going to show up
Anglo genes
iirc Jon has some nights where he dreams of being ghost, and that's all he ever got in the books as well, but I always assumed that entire chapter on wargs fleeing their bodies was slapped in by george so he could have Jon flee into Ghost without it being a jarring move. Arya was never a warg in the show, no, but in the books it's the only reason she was ever able to join the faceless men, and then she's never talked about again
This is like that scene where the psycho remembers he saw his mother prostitute herself
>Daenerys is our queen
>She shouldn't be
>That's treason
>It's the truth
>Fuck I need to come up with a tax policy, fast
Seriously?
that was only in the books. d&d said only bran is a warg in the show because they were worried about confusing the audience
shit british genetics
bran will take control of the mad king in the past
all starks have warg powers
It never happened in the show because they couldn't afford it.
Unironically cringed during the dragon race sequence.
>Pretending Dorne wasn't shit in the books too
I hate all Dornish. They're boring, gay, and brown. I hope they all die.
it's also a dead fucking plotline since arya is still off being a faceless man and Jon only ever has dreams
Reminder it's not D&D's fault GRRM created 50 different open stories and plotlines that he had zero idea how to pull together neatly and never did
how dare you say that about doran
DABID I WANT TO MAKE A FUN SHOW
A COOL SHOW
got would have been better if it told the story of 7 different crime families in new york
>MASSA DORAN
I laugh everytime.
Well yeah, george never did and never will write another book, but all of that build up to them being wargs just getting thrown out is pretty fucking retarded
arya is just magically a good swordsman now, and everyone treats her like she's a stealthy ghost assassin, it's ridiculous
iirc varamyr said jon had more potential than any warg he's ever met. also there's one chapter where he's north of the wall in adwd where he wargs ghost
>"seven" kingdoms
>there are 8 of them
>File No Longer Exists (404)
>8 kingdoms
are you counting one wrong again
Why is he even in a wheelchair? Only fat people get gout.
iron islands + riverlands is one kingdom historically
cringe
That is not true
THATS TREASON
Gout is a diet thing from too many purines
Fat people eat more so more easily get it, but people with shitty diets can get it without being fat
Sansa was 12 or something, how is that a late teen?
Why even tease elephants if you're not going to do elephants?
*palpatine cackling in the distance*
North
Vale
Riverlands
Iron Islands
Westerlands
Crownlands
Reach
Stormlands
Dorne
there's 9
but the riverlands hadn't been a kingdom for atleast a thousands years before the conquest
the crownlands are directly attached to the crown
thats 7
They dont do well on the water
podricks penis is the 8th
stop fucking around and put my boy Radmure on the throne already
bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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>EXPECTATIONS SUBVERTED
The classic sign of the cuckold is a horned man. This sigil of House Baratheon is a horned stag. Robert, Stannis, and Renly were all cucks. Coincidence?
stannis never got cucked
>Renly
>cuck
whats the meaning behind Shireen's mom having a poison womb again
Robert cucked him out of Storm's End.
Robert cucked him out of his marital bed on his wedding night.
he's alive. sansa referenced him in present tense when Jon was going to leave Winterfell to talk to Dany after BotB
He never had sex with his wife. Has a flaminer he couldn't get erect with a woman.
The Princess in the Tower-chapter is unironically one of the greatest in AFfC and ADwD.
I suppose dyeing your hair and doing nothing else when you're incredibly well known wasn't the greatest disguise
Yeah, admittedly, there are some things that the show gets better than the books. But it is VERY few. I will list a couple of them.
>Cersei and Robert talking about their shit marriage
It was a nice scene, especially when you don't get Cersei's full PoV early on about what she 100% thinks about Robert and I guess it humanizes her more than the comical book Cersei who "eats princes", to say the least.
>The Mountain is the one that's supposed to fall for the lure that Robb planned
Yeah, I honestly was thinking about this earlier today and I wondered why George decided for Tywin being the one to nearly take the lure. Usually commanders don't really go out in battle like that. It seems more like book Tywin for him to just send the Mountain after Robb.
tsssk
ayo lil donnie
Why doesn't Gendry or Renly actually look like Robert?
You can't afford me
thats a post targaryn takeover world in a pre targ world it was 7 and still called 7 with 9 provinces
As far as anyone is concerned they look like a young Robert and the only Robert we got is fat, old and washed out.
Still Standing is Mark Addy's best work.
Can some smart person tell me how Jon was able to ride a dragon that was zooming up and down at such high speeds without immediately flying off
Is this actually physically possible
the same way dani is able to
Is GoT just a feminist fanfic? Literally just a litany of "YAAAS QUEEN" shit and men groveling to women. Who are all the leaders? Dany has a harem of dudes kissing her boot, Sansa has winterfell, Cersei has the kingdom, whats-her-face has the iron islands, they even have some pipsqueak girl who is the defacto voice of all the people sansa is in charge of. Not to forget the strong wamen characters like Brienne and Arya who outfought or outwitted the men who were top of their respective fields.
You've got to shove your antenna thingy into their antenna hole then you bond with them
projecting much
who cares
have sex
yes
SHUT THE FUCK UP! TURN YOUR BRAIN OFF, INCEL! IT'S A FUN FANTASY SHOW!
have sex
have sex
don't have sex
I agree with you.
who hurt you? we wymmen strong you know? go back to your cave kiddo
The Crownlands didn't exist until Aegon created them as a concept, because in a feudal society you need land in order to have wealth, so Aegon reserved some of the choicest lands on the Blackwater for himself and his descendants.
The "seven kingdoms" existed before Aegon and generally referred to the North, the Vale, the Westerlands, the Reach, the Stormlands, Dorne, and the Iron Islands. The Riverlands were only rarely a unified, independent kingdom, and basically never since the Andals came to Westeros. There was briefly a River Kingdom ruled by an Andal House, but it collapsed after a couple centuries and the region was ruled piecemeal by various petty kings or else claimed by one of the 7 big houses at various points. The Ironborn ruled it at the time when Aegon showed up.
Yea Forums is a Hillary board, incel. Ya seethe because mommy didn't hug you enough? GTFO. Weak men will never rule again.
cringe
Season 6 was the absolute best thing to happen to President Donald Trump, so they probably have to pour it on extra thick now.
>ARE YOU SAYING THE KING IS TOO FAT FOR HIS ARMOR?
>GO GET ME THE BREASTPLATE STRETCHER BOY
>HEHEHOHARHUM
>NO SUCH THING AS A BREASTPLATE STRETCHER ISNT THAT RIGHT NEDDY?
>HAYOOOOOOOOO *ba dum tsh*
The dialogue has actually improved since the first season and frankly the plot is more focused and higher quality after they passed the books.
The Sand Sharks and High Septom were god awful arcs by GRRM and GRRM would rather write more wine drinking scenes and prequel histories than finish the story.
that scene was based and workpilled, seen it happen to young guys on the job site before, had a chuckle during the show
Back to /B with this childish shit, faggot.
>BRING YOUR KING A BUCKET OF STEAM
AHHH SAVE ME STANNICE
Azor Edmure!
Dorne was a shit side arc in the books, glad they dumped it in the show
When all men were in charge, you didn't call the show a men's advocate show. So why when all women are in charge, suddenly it's a feminist fanfic?
Merely stating "look, women are in charge" is hardly an argument. When it took 8 seasons of complex narrative to get to this point.
>not posting the full song
youtu.be
>suddenly it's a feminist fanfic?
Because if you knoew anything about the wars and country that the whole thing is based on you would agree with us.
Despite female characters being the rulers, male characters are the only ones shown with any agency.
No I wouldn't. I would just tell you you're stupid for equating fiction to history. Taking inspiration from history, does not mean you follow it in every detail.
Also, what is this "us"? Every other poster dismissed you.
I love you user
Nice catch
>Two queens squabbling like bitches over a juicy bone.
>The time is "ripe".
Sounds like horrible fanfiction
This is when you try too hard to be a writer but have no poetic ability
It was so laughably terrible.
I don't even give a shit about dialogue or character building anymore, I've given up on that long ago. It's just not going to happen.
All I care about now is, give me something exciting or fucking chop someone's head off. That's all I can hope for anymore and these fucking clowns can't even deliver THAT.
Horrible episode, 0/10. Trash show and I'm forcing myself through this final season, it's like a marathon except I have no shoes and the course is made out of nails.
Isn't he still a prisoner? Might be in King's Landing. For all we know Jaime got him because the Freys can't do shit.
They filmed a scene with him and Jon last season but they cut it from the episode. Not joking
>Every other poster dismissed you.
Hello i see you are new here. It is better to leark for 5 years than make yourself look fucking dumb like you just have done.
Also
>I CAN DO WHAT I WANT WITH HISTORY
So you are okay with cheapening a proud historical event just because of a femdom fetish you have? Is that what you want to go down? You know having this shit as "historical fiction" just cheapens what Margret of Anjou actually did.
Any good subtitles for the first ep?
It was all men for like 1 season and at that point it was just called believable since in medieval tech men would, by nature, rule
Fiction still has to follow logic. And only a couple npcs dismissed me, you are literally replying to someone else
Amazon rip.
>I mean, you look good.
They shoot lava out of their dicks...
>hey guys remember how our little brother fucking died
>no lol
Season 1 was cringe to the max with Jaime as cartoony villain guy
>pushes Bran off the wall
>*shrugs comically and looks directly at the camera*
>"The things I do for love!"
>*ba dum tshhh*
This but unironically
fuck i forgot
kek
yeah, looking back that seems very cartoonish.
Theres no character development because the characters have already been developed over a decade bud.
[NO SPOILERS] My mom and I have always bonded over GoT. This year she made me these cakes for my 30th Name Day. These are her first shots at fancy cakes and I know she put in a lot of effort. So I figured I would share it with some other fans!
OH NO NO NO NO
it's really cringey that you're posting other people's shit here to farm some (you)'s from a bunch of contrarian basement dwellers who have an irrational fear of reddit.
every line of dialogue is so fucking patronizing and self referential how does anyone like shitfest
First, everyone responding with have sex memes, doesn't mean they actually agree with you. You just lobbed an easy ball for them to larp as feminists. But if they actually agreed with you, then they'd say as much. Fact is, no one cared about what you said, except for me.
Second, the books do not follow history, let alone the show. The point of the story was never to retell history with magic. It was to create it's own story. It takes inspiration from all kinds of places though. History, folklore, religion, astronomy, astrology, greek myths, lovecraft, tolkien. Hell, Wun Wun the giant is based on a fucking football player of George's football team.
This is not historical fiction. You're just plain wrong.
Because they are hamfisted with this gyrl power shit and every single female actor comes off as saying, "I'M THE STRONGEST WOMYN IN THE ENTIRE WORLD! NOU I AM! UR JUST A BITCH I AM QUEEN." Like holy shit this is some lulzy Tumblr fanfic shit.
>NORTHERN ADVENTURES
Maysie a cute, would fug, that's all I have to say.
yeah I guess they should talk gibberish or just make up new things every episode? do you even watch the show retard
>meaningful eye contact between midget and cripple
P O T T E R Y
sometimes i forget that there were more than 4 stark children
Why are GOT threads the most reddit?
>Fiction still has to follow logic. And only a couple npcs dismissed me, you are literally replying to someone else
Ah, my mistake. Well in any case, if you want to argue about bad logic, then present some examples. Because as far as I'm concerned, the show has been decently logical. At least in regards to who has power and why. Save for the atrocity of Dorne. I'll give you Dorne. But what else do you got?
Fuck me that Tyrion/Varys exchange was actual cringe.
Best line:
>What do dragons even eat?
>Whatever they want.
But seriously, I felt like this shit was a quip fest. I swear I was watching an episode of desperate housewives. It was literally just the female characters saying shit to one up each other and then have smug face on. Ffs.
i do watch it that's why i described it so well
do you honestly LIKE this? lmao fucking faggot
>First spoken words in the season are a cock joke
The absolute fucking hacks
>look at you. youre a man!
No they don't.
D&D are fucking trash
ARMY OF EUNUCHS AND FOREIGN IMMIGRANTS LED BY STRONG WOMYN
Uh, yeah--they do. Every single one of them. It's fucking yikes tier.
do you honestly hate something because reddit tells you to? what a queef you are
>sansa thinks she's smarter than everyone
>she's the smartest person i've ever met
HOW do they come up with this GOLD?
Tyrion and Varys carry the show.
Give me an example.
It takes a big brain to get raped
i hate it because it's bad and i'm not a retard you stupid faggot
You sound insecure lmao
her
>Why don't you just get it over with and kill me?
him
>[long exhale] But we're family. Last Greyjoy's left in the world...the last ones with balls anyways [chuckles]. If I kill you, who can I talk to? Hmm? I've got a crew full of mutes, [exhales] it gets lonely at sea.
her
>[rolls her eyes] Are we in Kings Landing?
him
>[smiles] hmm
her
>You picked the losing side.
him
>[shrugs] Then I'll sail the Iron Fleet somewhere else. [flips around and stares her right in the eyse, real intense like] But first, I'm going to fuck the Queen! [chuckles, walks off scene]
her
>[breathes heavily and stares angrily]
I didn't make that connection... Oh, God. Awww FUCK. GOD DAMN IT.
are you new here?
Based and dragonpilled.
We have five more weeks of this.
Based and redpilled
Watch every single episode from the last season up to current day. Jon is the most cringiest, sniveling little subservient faggot to every other female protagonist that is either "smarter" than him or stronger than him but he's still the most sympathetic character because he isn't a horrendous, PMSing cunt. And he sucks fucking ass as a relatable character.
nah you are a little contrarian bitch who thinks he is cool on the internet when nothing can be further from reality
I'm not going to entertain generalities. You sounds like a PMSing cunt yourself. Can't even give hard facts, you have to bluster all emotionally.
Insecure about what? Investing in this shitshow of a series while hoping that it would get better after season 4? I guess I am. Thankfully, I've pirated everything since then so I'm willing to see this dumpster fire concluded without spending a single cent on it.
Biggest mistake they made was focusing on Dorne then having to play catch up for two seasons with the Greyjoys and fucking up their entire storyline. They should have left out Dorne entirely with only minor nods about what was happening with it.
...
I want kraken cunt!
your english is terrible. try not to sound smart you might actually sound smart.
>can't think for himself
the absolute state of gotitters
Literally what has Varys done
>because i have balls, and you don't
*cue rim shot*
he's going to defect to the golden company, the Democracy faction
ask me how i know you're from reddit
>ur enlizh tariblle
literally not a single grammatical error. yes buddy you might want to pull that MOUNTAN sized dildo out your butt because it is making you cross eyed and hindering your ability to read. your cognitive functions never had a chance sadly, with your mother being a meth whore and your father being some ghetto nog
euron greyjoy will raise a cuckold baby. samwell tarly will raise a cuckold baby. everyone is either a cuckold beta orbiter, an incestuous degenerate or a eunuch
also dabid and dan are jews
This entire show is made by jews, retard.
It's what if LOTR was written by millennial, blue haired feminists.
i hope you're not done with school. you have so much more to learn! keep studying buddy!
That dragons still a baby right?
Because you browse reddit yourself?
i m a g i n e
I hope you don't bitch out so I always have someone to flip my burgers and pour my ale.
...
Dany literally solos like 20 warrior leaders without touching them and takes their army because "she can't be burned". So a patriarchal warrior society suddenly adopts a foreign female leader because she... can't be burned? Logically it would only take one ambitious dothraki to put a knife through her and become king. Her slave army is the same. These prolific slavers never thought to themselves "what if someone uses our slave army against us"?
Cersei woulda been stabbed long ago.
Sansa kinda made sense tho they needed magic for her to rid herself of Littlefinger.
The girl of the iron islands is pants on head. Nobody would follow such a weak leader when there are multiple male heirs sitting around.
Arya kinda makes sense if you just say "lol magic"
Brienne makes no sense. She's not magic so there's pretty much zero chance she could beat all of those guys in combat
so, not done? maybe didn't even get into university? that's a yikes from me.
>implying Cersei won't have a miscarriage
And its beautiful. The seven kingdoms are going to transform into a beautiful diverse matriarchal republic where only women are allowed to vote. Peaceful dothraki will roam everywhere and spread their peaceful ways to the smallfolk women. Eunuchs will raise the boys to be soft and submissive to the KARA BOGA WHITE (BLACK) WALKERS.
>expecting cold hard facts about a feminist, fictional television series
Dude, the scientific method isn't required here. It's quite hamfisted if you don't have pink hair, aren't gender fluid, and lacking eyesight.
they've been called "full grown" several times, but dragons are mysterious.
Sansa looks lime she has an osama bin laden beard in the thumbnail
And you probably support the ideology of the Christchurch Shooter
As they say: Your Power Level is Showing
White genocide (aka people falling in love) isn't real but I wish it was
get the fuck outta here mossad nigger
Yeah you're the kind of brainlet who would enjoy cardboard cut-out characters, aren't you? Just fucking shells of characters.
>they're all done developing bud! No more development needed!
I forgot how fucking retarded Yea Forums is
Yes. only ugly millennials watch this show now. I never watched it due to it having porn in it
Holy shit that line was horrible, they killed her character instantly.
that was a pretty epic post
It's gonna be sad when Tyrion gets killed
I grad and work like the rest of us adults do, I bet you aren't even 25 talking like a man. pathetic sexless turd you are
...wouldn't you?
I hope qyburn lives, he's not that bad really at the end of the day
PEENIE WEENIE BALLSACK POO POO *PBBBBT*
AND WHO ARE YOU...
>Biggest mistake they made was focusing on Dorne then having to play catch up for two seasons
Well that did land at the part where they go "Oh, we're breaking all future books into 2 seasons each" and then shortly after they're in the middle of it "Oops, we gotta hurry up n finish!!"
four years of college and you can't speak in the proper tense. what good is your mush brain? obviously you didn't have the aptitude for grad work.
Maybe I'm confused but didn't Jon only survive because he temporarily warged into Ghost?
Was this really a fitting ending for the series? Didn't really seem sophisticated enough to have the Night King emerging from the toilet and then being killed by Arya. Why do night walkers even need to shit anyways arent they made of cold? What a retarded show.
I wish it was real too, but only in burgerland, considering only am*rican millennial whites watch this shit show.
Imagine only being a few inches taller than that goblin
pretty good
>final episode
>big climax ending coming up
>suddenly Bobby wakes up in his tent on the way to Winterfell
>it was all just a dream
>"GODS what a stupid dream"
>walks out, stares in to the distance over an open field
>spots a loan boar over there
>...
>roll the credits
why is that Dragons poster so terrible lmao
> finally ive become...a game of thrones
>a loan boar
The iron bank will have its due, Bobby.
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reminder that if you post this shit sarcastically enough times, it will actually shift the board culture towards unironic support due to newfags misinterpreting your intent
so lady breanne is probably with lady stone heart right? cause she was no where to be seen
>Dany literally solos like 20 warrior leaders without touching them and takes their army because "she can't be burned"
Well... Yeah. She has anti fire superpowers. That's part of being a fantasy race. Sucks to be a normal Dothraki.
>So a patriarchal warrior society suddenly adopts a foreign female leader because she... can't be burned?
Because, despite being a women, the Dothraki revere the strong, above all else. The reason Dothraki women aren't leaders, is for the fact them men are always stronger than women. So they literally can't use their might to become a female Khal. Dany's display of power, makes her worthy. Granted, I feel like there was a minor slip here. They should have brought Drogon in sooner. Because it would have made more sense for the Dothraki to revere a dragon rider. Since horse riding is such a major aspect of their culture.
>Cersei woulda been stabbed long ago.
By who? She's heavily guarded, and uses fear and tyranny to keep people in control.
>The girl of the iron islands is pants on head.
The Ironborn may be brutish, but they still have their ideals. If you recall from the book, there are many different perspectives among the Ironborn. The Kingsmoot proved as much. Many people wanted to follow Yara, other Euron, and a bunch of other nominees. It helps that she is heir by the laws of the realm.
And even now in the show, the Ironborn are fractured. Yara has her band of loyal men, and she's planning on taking back the islands, now that Euron is distracted. She doesn't have unanimous support, she still has to take it by force.
>Arya kinda makes sense if you just say "lol magic"
Arya is not in a position of power. She just has neat abilities. Hey, no one makes sense out of Gendry making molds for dragonglass arrowheads. Or how he managed to make a dragonglass hammer. How does he do it? "lol, magic"
Brienne is a genetic anomaly. And likely descendent of Duncan the Tall. She is the 1 and only women with that strength.
>we don't have enough food for such a large armies and dragons
>le dragons just take what they want
>oh I guess we all starve then
what did they mean by this?
Why, he hasn’t been a good character since s3
they follow the strong
fuck off incel
What if
BRAN MADE THE MAD KING MAD
So what was the Night King's plan to break the wall if a fucking dragon wasn't handed to him in a silver platter like that?
Wasn't there a theory that he was merely pretending?
incel shaming is good and cool actually
Holy shit you are right.
So they're just never going to bring up the army starving to death ever again are they
>you look good, Arya
>you are the most beautiful woman in the Seven Kingdoms
>a beautiful Lady
Huh...
Truth
> Didn't really seem sophisticated enough to have the Night King emerging from the toilet
Literally the entire show in a nutshell
More like,
>Bobby wakes up from his afternoon nap in the shade
>he hears "c'mon get it"
>he rushes over to the trough to get fed
>"oh ey Cletus. dont u eva wandor wat dese here pigs be thinkin?"
>Bobby looks up at his master confusedly
>finishes eating his slop and trots over to the watering hole
>see's his reflection
>internal voice of King Robert, "So I was the Game of Thrones all along"
>cut to black
Dany and Cersei looked sexy this episode. Still mad that I didn't get to see bumfinger fuck the queen.
Bran told the mad king that his kids were gonna fuck and their pet dragon was gonna watch.
dragon backs are sticky and spiked, his clothes hooked into it.
Why does the old vale man, overlook the fact that Sansa played a part in killing his old queen (through the moon door)?
This television show is very popular therefore I hate it!
>Look at you, you're a man now
>Almost
Bran ret-warg'd to bully jaime as the mad king for pushing him out the window, but jaime killed him, setting the whole timeline into motion
ah yes the classic 290 posts in bait
let's see how this one develops
>have legitimate concerns on how to feed an entire fucking army and two dragons
>t-they eat whatever they want :)
am i supposed to fucking root for danearys, what an enormous asshole
Nobody on Yea Forums posts their own pictures.
What did he do to hurt you?
They forgot all about Rickon and Robb. It's always muh Ned and never anyone else.
>EPIC dragon riding for two solid minutes
>You've completely ruined horses for me
>hEhHeh
all I can see is 2 cakes
How many episodes are scheduled for this season?
Why do they all look like they just came off a 4 day meth binge..?
I can already see it now
>Sansa: Bran, what should his punishment be? There's no one here better suited to decide his fate here.
>Bran: Cut his hand off.
>Arya: Which one?
>Bran: The one that pushed me out of the window.
>*Jaime's hand is forced down by soldiers, removing his glove to reveal a golden prosthetic*
>Bran: Okay we cool homie. :D
>Sansa: That's it?
>Bran: Nah I need a body guard since Hodor switched to breaking doors. *looks at audience*:D *laugh track*
>Sansa: But he tried to kill you!
>Bran: *silently stares into the unknown*
>I LIKE'A COME HERE N TALK BOUT MOOBIES AND TV SOWS BUT DONUT MAKE FUN OF DEM
But we can be so cool shitting on whats popular!
Bran warg'd into Drogon and watched his half brother fuck his sister.
That was a good marlel quip.
Bravo D&D!
according to leaks, he shows up in the battle for Winterfell and gets promptly killed off
>s08 e01
>am i supposed to fucking root for danearys, what an enormous asshole
No, actually. I think one of the things they're did right this episode, is cast doubt on Dany. Her smug queen act, being such a contrast to the humble north. It's going to divide the audience between targaryen and stark. As well as divide Jon.
but we not like duh others, we know to poopy on somefing if too many others like it. therefore it muft be bad!
That's not why he survived, he survived because Melisandre used magic to resurrect him. If the prerequisite for being brought back to life was being a warg, Beric Dondarrion would be a lot less alive, by about 7x in fact.
You can tell Emilia and Kit are more comfortable being themselves rather than bland 2D robots spouting exposition and marvel quips. Sometimes you see hints of their real selves shine through and it makes the scenes much better. The writing is terrible.
>Bran: mind giving me a push?
>Jaime: wouldn't be the first time
>half brother
Jon is Bran's cousin. And Dany is Jon's aunt.
So Bran watched his cousin fuck his aunt. Not quite as fucked up afterall.
joo write. joo weite dis show sux cuz its popular so let pwetend it sux cuz then we be the kewl know it allz. hi 5 man!
because if men are in charge, it is the natural order. In real life, that's who rulers turned out to be. Most women can only overthrow.
That's just a book theory.
Tryhard cope
First of all bran wargs into ravens like 3 times in s7. Second they literally do mention that the starks can warg in the wolves very early on but only mention once and never again (it's some scene riccon mentions to bran and I'm sure I remember arya saying something similar at some point) but wargs are fucking useless when you have the three eyed raven so what's the point of showing some side character who is less powerful than a main?
>STAP HABIN FUN AT DA POOR TV SOWS ESPENDS
Do you even know where you are?
On the one hand the dialogue was meh-tier and there were way too many "hey look, so-and-so and whose-its are meeting for the first time in a while, here's some banter" scenes...
... but on the other hand, now almost all of that shit is out of the way. This episode leaves very few sideplots from the previous season left open:
>Jon knows he's a Targ
>Sam knows Dany killed his family
>Cersei's army is here
>Theon rescued Yara
>etc
which means it can focus more on the big shit
YAH WE R COOL DUDEZ FUCK WHATS POPULAR MAN!
yAH BWO FUCK POPLERRR SHOWZ IF TOO MANY PEOPLE LIKE DEM DIN DAY BAD.
The first episode was good but this interaction and how to train your dragon sequence were fucking really bad
DUUHH IT SO BAD
>IS POPULER SO IS GOODER DEN U LIE BOUT ON DEE INDERNUT
Jon is literally the only character still actually developing. He left for the wall as a young teenager and dedicated basically every moment trying to help other people just to get shit on at every turn
I know it's just a show but god damn I'd hate to be under the pressure homeboy is. That and the fact that he just found out he's fucking his aunt..
No elephants made me lol
How is she his aunt?
He just really really wants to fuck the Queen user. Fuck winning. Fuck having dragons. He just wants to stick his dick in the Queen. And don't forget, DATS BAD.
I NO WITE DIS SHOWZ IZ SO SHITTAY AND BAD CUZ TOO MANY PEEPLOR WACH AND WE GOT 2 BE DUH KOOL KIDZ YO
>Is GoT just a feminist fanfic?
It took you this long to figure that out?
>The episode starts just like the first episode of the series started
>Ends with an interaction between the same characters
>just like the first episode of the first season ended
Pottery guys
EYE AGWEEE
ONE OF US
ONE OF US
Obviously knock on the door politely like Ed did
He should have pushed him in his chair after seeing him fucking Tyrion. Pottery.
Dany is Rhaegar's sister. Aeris was her father.
Jon is Rhaegar's son. It just so happens that Dany was born around the same time as Jon. So they're similar in age. But technically speaking, she's his aunt.
>this is what constitutes as "trolling" to a cum dumpster
*Aerys
NO DAWG I IZ LYK YEWW I HATE POPLERR SHOWZ 2!
Oh shit, I thought Aeris was their father.
I guess that isn't so fucked up?
Considering the amount of incest in the Targaryen family Jon and Dany are basically brother and sister.
Not technically, she is his aunt Dany is the sister of his father
Kek
Right, you just explained the technicality. That's literally what I just said.
The reason it's only technically true, is that they don't have a proper aunt and nephew relationship.
Like I said, could be confused and it was also a pretty long time ago but I remember almost too much emphasis on Ghost during that part in the show. That and the fact that Melisandre clearly showed she had no idea what she was doing and was surprised when she actually brought Jon back
Also Berick mentioned he was less man/less human or whatever he said each time that he came back. Does that mean anything? Possibly no. Set me up to think that people can possibly warg into nearby animals without realizing it though
>only ate 18 goats and 11 sheep
>what's wrong with them?
>they don't like the north
kek