He is the only interesting character who is still alive.
Jaime
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Melisandre is still alive
She'll come back in the next few episodes
Young Griff isn't dead yet. What are the odds of Azor Jaime at this point, lads?
I wonder why they focused so much on Jaime/Bran at the end.
Also why the fuck did Night King make the Targaryen sigil out of those limbs?!
Young Griff is going to get his head bashed against a wall by Ser Robert Strong in tWoW
Why are you cunts obsessed with this Azor bullshit
GRR hates prophecies and religions, he uses them to show their idiocy and inaccuracy in reality.
Thats not the Targ symbol, thats the same White Walker symbol they've been doing since they did it to those Wildlings in the very first scene
I agree except that I also find Jon and Bran interesting. It will suck to see Jaime die.
Do you guys think we’ll ever see the red bitch again ?
Almost certain Jamie is Azor Ahai now. There is literally no other good reason for bran to call him an old friend.
>thinks prophecies in game of thrones are bullshit.
>forgets the baby wolves in episode 1
What does it mean aaaaaaagrggh
Jaime's arrival making Mr R9k Bran actually emote says enough to me that the Jaime/Bran endgame is fucking happening lads.
Never cared about the Azor stuff before, but if Young Griff is cut, it's literally the last not-shit thing in the universe.
>Maester plot cut
>Tywin Dead
>Stannis Dead
>Littlefinger Dead
>Varys Losing Everything That Made Him Interesting
>High Sparrow Dead
>Kevan Lannister Dead
>Young Griff Cut (?)
Everything in the show sucks now. The most interesting plans got cut, the worst characters are the only ones still alive. Azor Jaime & Jaime killing Cersei are the only worthwhile things left.
>>forgets the baby wolves in episode 1
That wasn't a fucking prophecy you absolute fucking moron
Tywin and Stannis are the only losses on this list.
>High Sparrow dead
implying this was a bad thing, that entire plotline was a fucking snooze
Only characters left who i care about
>Jamie
>Tormund
>Beric (cuz of the flaming sword)
>Tyrion
>Night king
everyone else can fall off a cliff and die
>literally no other good reason for bran to call him an old friend.
Bran was refering to the time Jaime pushed him out of the tower window.
Tyrion hasn't been interesting since season 4
yeah very friendly of him
because the whole thing would be bullshit if this were bullshit. It would take a fun story with potential and turn it into another instance of fake and gay postmodern nihilistic bullshit.
Much more than the extent that hasn't happened already.
xd le drinks and knows things funny cus he a little guy
i could not agree more i wish that axe went deeper in his fucking face
Bran was being sarcastic durrrrr
Or he does consider Jamie a friend, because if he never got pushed out the window he'd never become teddy roosevelt
>wolf with stag antler in its throat
Robert Baratheon arriving in Westeros lead to the starks death
>cubs around the wolf are the same number as Eddards kids
Convienent
>the last cub is found away from the litter, and is bright goddamn white
Ghost is away from the others because Jon isn’t actually a sibling. Also white fur=Targaryen hair.
>starts out as a runt, grows to be the largest of them all
Almost like Jon is the most important character with stark blood
When did he kill his dad?
I wish he tried to get some of that Khaleesi poon.
Or bran has met the Azor Ahai in the past, and considers the hero a good friend/arch nemesis. Bran has been pretty blunt recently. It’s be weird for him to be coy like that.
A large direwolf killed by the horn of a stag, leaving behind 5 pups to fend for themselves. Seems prophetic..
Bran has been going into the past and warging into Cersei getting fucked by Jaime. Jaime has been fucking Bran for decades.
That's why Bran calls him an old friend
Does anyone have the names of the Bronn whores
Oh, BRO, do you get it? Like, he said what he didn't mean in a sarcastic way. Poetic sarcasm, such a quirky interesting whipper snapper XD
Season 4 finale
Do you even know what a prophecy is you fucking retard?
Fucking google it and then neck yourself for being this retarded.
is azor ahai in the show? i don't remember them mentioning it, but it's been a very long time since i watched the earlier seasons.
What the fuck is this?
a valyrian steel arrow, Arya is planning to kill NK with a bow.
What would you call it then retard? A coincidence? Or are you just being autistically pedantic?
It says dragonglass you donut.
My main man Bronn is still alive and well, though sadly cockblocked.
yeah i got them confused because i was thinking of LF's dagger as I typed, but the same applies, a dragonglass arrow.
>implying Stannis is really dead
>donut
doughnut you philistine
How did bronn lose his castle and fat wife again?
have sex
I think it's a nigger rigged dragonglass rocket/gun.
I want to say it's going to be a small dagger she will carry, but I'm thinking it's going to be something retarded like the obsidian blade will actually shoot out and it's going to be a "surprise" when she kills someone (not the Night King) that way when she's about to die
Mel mentions it by name in season 2, and the Prince that is Promised is mentioned in later seasons
Doesnt that blind guy tell john about it when he first arrives at the wall?
It is called foreshadowing, buddy.
Bottle rocket?
last season everyone said azor ahai = john snow. how come it's jaime now?
Robb's doggo was kill, and Arya's fucked off and is wandering the woods. Are the other doggos still alive?
I would SHIT in the final episode if Stannis shows up and just murders NK.
>"Far less enemies to face, your grace."
>"Fewer."
Only living dogs are Jon's and Arya's
Sansas was killed. Ramsey probably killed rickons. Does Bran still have his?
Bran's got killed by Wights.
Jaime pushed Bran off the tower at the end of the pilot. It makes sense that it would be the two of them at the end of the first episode of the last season.
>thinks there is no in world explanation and it’s just a literary device.
That’s fucking dumb.
brans suicided for no reason
Legit the only character I've given a fuck about since season 4.
Jaime won’t die until after the winterfell battle. He was in the trailer.
Because fuck it being Jon snow. Not everything has to be about Jon snow. Also Jamie’s story lines up with the forging of lightbringer better.
Thanks. Yeah season sucked, but that was one of the better parts.
>Bran warged into Jaime and pushed himself out of the window
God damnit this crap led me to a fan-fiction wiki which I thought was real. I thought I had gone insane or switched timelines.
it's just an innuendo to get the baratheon hammer.
Brand suicided because the night king wanted his dog back.
I don’t think so.
In the books he believes Dany is azor ahai though
Wrong. Based Qyburn is still alive
The top candidates are Jon, Dany, and Jamie. It will be one of the three. Jamie is the best pick because it completes his arc well. The other two already have enough going on.
That's only because he had no lines this episode
You're forgetting our nigga Bronn
>Jon
probably since the writers love him
>Dany
shes going to die
>Jaime
also going to die
This
>Danny
>Dying
Pls, let this happen. She's the worst character in the show in all seasons by doing nothig and winning.
>Bronn
should've died in Dorne
my nigga robyn still there yo
Hopefully his character is immune to the current cancerous writing
Oh shitt
An omen.
>fucks the queen on the first episode
Dany has to live long enough to give birth to her and Jon’s baby. They aren’t going to fuck again now that Jon knows she is his aunt.
That is a better word for it, I admit.
absolutely based
why isn't he blonde anymore? wasn't that his whole thing?
No, prophecies in asoiaf always come true. They're just fulfilled in unexpected ways, which is similar to how Greek prophecies played out
one character can't be this based. he's going to get emasculated by a womyn character i guarantee you
is Bronn dead?
He should've died in their encounter with Daenerys, tho.
.
Jesus Christ.
Jaime Lannister is trash user.
Jon Snow is trash
Danyerys, Arya and Sansa are all trash.
Only good characters are all dead
Ned stark, Tywin, Stannis and Littlefinger.
I don't know what this means, I just like Show Bronn and Book Bronn, I haven't watched GoT since season 2.
I wish they gave Qyburn some more screen time, dude seems like he could have a pretty interesting character arc with his crazy science experiments
What the hell has he even been doing since he Frankenstein'd the Mountain?
have sex
Stannis was shit, his character didn't make sense.
Fucked Cersei
Stannis is just Eddard without a moral compass.
a dildo
It's a dragonglass spear but with it can be unscrewed halfway like those cue sticks.
>what is sarcasm
Its going to be an epic assassins creed hidden blade so when she murders some named character who became a wight (probably the hound or beric, because they are on her list)
Fans are passionate? cringe jesus christ xD
I am interested to see the end of Theon's story
>No Hound
>No one mentioning Radmure yet
I expect we'll see a dragonglass scorpion deployed to counter the undead dragon.
They have to give the scorpion a purpose other than just slightly wounding Drogon once.
what proof is him being azor
>Stannis was shit
This. Dumbest, most illogical character on the show. Even Stephen Dillane finally came out and said "fuck if I know what the guy's doing."
based. this is how twitter should look like everyday.
Why the fuck did sam give a shit about his cunt father dying? His father hated him and humiliated him in front of gilly.
Stephen said he didn't know what his character's motivations were because he burned his daughter alive, because D&D wrote that to justify Stannis' exit.
Watch the reactions between when he hears his father die, and when he hears that his brother died.
He was mostly upset about his brother. He even makes a joke about being let back into his home. When he finds out about his brother, he totally shifts.
He made a joke about the father and only broke down after being told his brother was also killed. Did you even pay attention you fuckwit?
True, was his brother friendly towards him though? I only remember his dad was a cunt, don't remember if his brother was.
A spear with a detachable head to kill the zombie dragon
His brother was a nice guy that just happened to fit his fathers idea of a man.
imagine casting an actor this fucking based, then completely wasting his talent
How is he wasted? He has had quite a large impact on the story.
young griff was set up to die, pretty obvious
Nah, Eddard was a realistic character. A little too in love with the idea of honor and duty, but also intelligent and compassionate and even capable of playing a bit of politics and bending the rules when the stakes were high enough.
Stannis, on the other hand, was just an off-the-charts autist. Cuts the fucking fingers off the guy who kept him alive by smuggling food to him because "smuggling is wrong"? Come on.
How?
>gets Golden Company
Bronn could have done it
>Claims Iron Islands
And then leaves it open for Yara to take
>Ties up Sand Snakes
Bronn or Mountain could have done it
I love him, the little screen time he gets is hilarious and cathartic as hell. But he has little impact.
Please nuke us.
I like your thinking but let’s be real it’s lost and forgotten by the writers
Not that user but in a broader sense he’s the side character that is the most prominent backup for the main villian. It gives Cersei more elements for her army and if he wasn’t involved she would be looking like a geek right now
its just a spear retards
>He is the only interesting character
Just give dabid a little bit of time, they will find the way to dumb him down so much that you won't even recognize his character, so that the whamin can look smart and empowered
ballistic knife
If it was just a spear it wouldn't have a detachable head.
Looks like some kind of knife cannon.
its not spring-loaded
thats just how spears are constructed
It looks like some kind of long-bladed polearm. The bottom of the head resembles the tang of a sword or dagger - something that slots into the handle just to keep it in place.
Bran's a bit of a sick fuck isn't he?
Bronn is alive though
oh shit, I just now recall all the training Arya did on the Waif with the staff, maybe she's going to put that to use?
tfw bronn and cersei are the only two left in king's landing and their actors can't interact with each other
Can u mak dis
>What the fuck is it
CAN U MAEK DUS
>Bitch there is nothing on this fucking used tampon that can give me any indication as to what the fuck this is supposed to be. All you fucking wrote was "dragonglass :)" as if that shits just falling out of the fucking sky you dumb goblin looking twat. This is just two fucking sticks that pop apart and one has dragonglass on the end of it what the literal fuck do you expect me to do with this. It has no dimensions it has no notes of any use, is this a spear or an arrow or some twisted dildo to try and peirce your shriveled goblin cunt?
>Get the fuck out of my forge.
do you feel smart for writing all that out? because you look like a dumb a s s
No Tyrion?
t. Arya
No, he is
fuck off quasimodo
>Episode 6
>Wight-Stannis stabs the Night King in the back and takes over
They could have just focused on Jaimes viewpoint for the entirety of the last season and it could have been kino.
>gets stabbed by Quasimodo after reaching Winterfell
Which Quasimodo? There's like 3.
>high sparrow interesting
Whew
You don’t care about bronn storyline?
>Bran has been going into the past and warging into Cersei getting fucked by Jaime. Jaime has been fucking Bran for decades.
He's also warged into Jaime fucking Cersei so he's been fucking himself this whole time. He was referring to himself as an old friend.
If Bran wargs into Cersei sucking Jaime's dick, but is at the same time warging into Jaime, does that mean that Bran can blow himself?
Why didn't she bring an ancient blueprint or something like that instead of a retarded scribble, why is everything in the show so halfassed?
More importantly, does it make him gay?
I'm pretty sure it's a detachable double bladed polearm, so Arya can dual wield for maximum epic
Bronn had sexual tension with the Sand Snakes and you would not have the same impact as Eron just straight up murdering them.
Also, the actors that play Bronn and Cersei used to date and IIRC their relationship end badly. It's why there have been no scenes of the two interacting and why Bronn got assigned as Jamie's sidekick rather than go the route of Bronn's adventures at court with Cersei trying (and failing) to kill him on the downlow. The writers decided, after realizing afte the fact that the two hate each other, to not give them any major scenes together that would cause fighting to ensue
jamie promised him a better wife and castle if he helped him take riverrun or something like that, and since jamies left to go to the north hes kind of abandoned that promise
I have his hair genes
I wish my gf would get moist for Stannis over Jaime
Based idea for a thread OP.
I think we should create individual threads for each character on GOT.
He's not even 1/4 of his real self. Book Euron is a fucking based man.
I've been predicting since last season, he's gonna ride in to save the day at some point.
Well, there's Jorah, he hasn't been completely castrated like Tyrion. Still didn't do anything this episode. I guess Sam's not awful.
Nah Jaime is a boring character too.
The only interesting characters still alive (and given screen time) are:
- The Hound
- Ser Beric (dude with flaming sword)
And maybe Bronn (but he stopped having interesting scenes when he stopped hanging out with Tyrion).
Is anyone going to call out Tyrion on being fucking retarded?
>allways bragged how jamie got the looks while he got the brains in Lannister family
>became Queens hand
>Lost her GIANT fleet due to poor decisions
>got her unsullied army trapped in WORTHLESS castle that Jaime abandoned because it's WORTHLESS castle
>Happily insults other characters but gets mad whenever people call him short
>"My psychotic sisters army will show up Lady Sansa, I know it because i am smaaaaaaaaaaart"
Fuck Tyrion.
It’s treason then Oooaaarrrghhhh
>writing turns to shit 4 seasons in
>lets blame this virtual character for that
Uhhh when did bran call Jaimie old friend... I think I missed that? Did he say that to Jaimie?
Every other character is paper thin by comparison.
IS there any details on their IRL relationship? Wtf happened?
I downloaded ettv torrent and didnt have that scene too, i think theres some extended version hovering around.
not for long
I'm in the same boat. Jaime is one of the few characters left that has some compelling character stuff going on as well as has an actor/actress I actually enjoy watching.
I also like Jorah, Davos, the Hound (if they would give him more stuff to think, say, and do rather than gruff one-liners) Bronn, and, while not as much as the others since I think she's been kind of flattened in terms of writing, Cersei. I think I'd like Sansa if they didn't keep shoving down our throats that she's supposed to be super smart and clever now by having all the characters state as much and just show her doing smart or clever things. I think I'd also like Danny more if they also stopped having all the characters talk about how noble and just she is all the time. I get that they're trying to show that the's going the other way with it, but I think the actions speak fine on their own and the chorus over here constantly harping on qualities that she's actively subverting on screen is really annoying.
Jon is just kind of a noble hapless stooge that lucks his way into destiny-defining moments. Arya has been a shitshow of a character since the assassin training montage. Bran is just an exposition spewing plot device.
I know they'll fuck all this up in the end because the writing has been real fucking shit for like two seasons or something, but I'm not actually invested in the series enough to care that much.
I bet if you timed the shots from Ep 1 and this ep they’d be the same. That’s how filmmakers do (and Alan Moore in the middle issue of Watchmen)
Bran told Sam he was waiting for an old friend
Book Euron is an anime villain. Fuck off weeb cretin.
it was after Dany told Sam she bbq'd his father and brother
Pretty much this whole thing. They need to show rather than tell for some of the new traits to be believable
>Muh it symbolizes character growth
Changing from blonde to brown can happen but it's something kids do. My brother started out as a 10/10 Aryan archetype but his hair turned brown at around 3 years old.
an RPG-7
this thing
blowdart, the one Jaqen used during their stay at Harrenhal
How is Jun Snu not a bastard?
Rhaegar was already married to the Martell chick and had kids with her, you can't annull a marriage that has children
Both his brother and father were Chads though only one of them made fun of him for being a lazy fatass.
"time is a flat circle" Bran is night king
Says who faggot you're not the based high septon.
Theon too
cya dragon
yeah but he thinks Jaimes kid is his.
He could say the kids aren't his and that his first wife cheated on him. You gonna argue with the King's son?
kek
Like half the kingdoms were arguing with the King's son
Anime villains don't fuck hoes
With the King since he started burning people. Rhaegar was just fucking bitches left and right with no regard for the rules.
This show got so shit that Jaime fucking lannister is the only interesting character left
Okay so who is the cuck him or jamie?
Its jamies kid but hes currently fucking the queen.
Can they both be cucks?
he's always been the most interesting character. Even in the books. It's presented like the cookie cutter evil master swordsman but by book two he's the one with the most character development
>the writers couldn't even be arsed to give Euron a real reason for keeping Yara alive
How the fuck can you be so lazy?
if you're raising someone else's kids you're the cuck
but hes fucking the queen
When the fuck did he say that?
>a dildo
lol
What happened to Dorne?
What happened to Essos?
What happened to Highgarden and Stormlands?
What happened to the Riverlands?
What happened to the Vale?
Why is this show pretending only Winterfell and King's Landing exist on Westeros?
When Sam asks him what he's doing outside after finding out what happened at the last Tarly BBQ. Bran then tells him to tell Jon about his parents.
They couldn't figure out what the fuck to do with Dorne so they killed all the characters.
Dorne has like tens of thousands of citizens and soldiers. A few dead characters does not remove an entire region.
It does when those characters were the only connections to it.
What happened in Qarth after S2?
You forgot Pod "the magic rod" Payne
Don't know. In the books they join the rebellion against Daenerys and put Mereen to siege with their fleet.
And they have no reason to join the shitshow since their leaders are dead. The new ones don't want it and it's not like you can invade Dorne and make them obey.
When old leaders die, new ones take their place. The show doesn't even pretend that Dorne exists. The show has dumbed down its setting so hard over the years. From seven regions each with intricate intrigues and politics to just two factions and two cities.
Writers are hacks so they went with a fan theory apparently.
Targaryens could take multiple wives. The marriage to Elia was never annulled.
The vale wasn't featured much apart from when Tyrion and Sansa visited the place. We didn't even get to see the Reach until S7. Stormlands had nothing apart from Renly's gay pride festival and Stannis at Dragonstone which is in the Crownlands near KL.
>Jaime
>in the show for a whole 5 seconds
>2nd highest quantity of mentions
BASED blonde faggot
>you can't annull a marriage that has children
Are you the Master of Laws or something?
Tyrion literally did nothing in the episode
Tyrion hasn't done anything since forever because the writers can't emulate GRRM's witty dialogue at all.
Sansa called him dumb. That and a dick joke was about it.
My prediction is Bron is going to kill him episode 3.
But unironically.
lmao i completely forgot about this
Indeed. By far.
0 chance of that happening since it's the final season. Dany, Jon, Tyrion and the Stark sisters are all surviving to usher in the new kingdom where none of it's powers are snakes like the rest of history.
It's not Targaryen sigil it's pick related
>WHITE walkers
the entire show is about how evil white identitarianism is
No elephants?
Blackfyre pretender. Mummer's dragon.
It is known
Man, the maester anti-magic conspiracy couldve been cool. They almost made dragons extinct!!
Oh, nipples on a breastplate. Where do whores go, nuncle?
thats pretty misrepresentative, hannibal harrassed rome for a lot of years and won an insane amount of battles and skirmishes. he played an incredibly effective cat-and-mouse game, the fact that they didnt manage to secure a victory cant be blamed on him.
Kek
it's almost like that's meant to be a shitpost and not a serious historical analysis
Based and Gendrypilled
The High Septon annulled it
>Jon has lost all grit since the battle of bastards
>Dany always sucked, and is even worse when paired with Jon
>Sansa is some pissy smug turd that thinks everything was her doing
>Arya is just a leet assin
>Bran is exposition: the chair
>Tyrion just walks around giving advice rather than DOING
>Cersei is flat now with her only goal being power and literally nothing else
>Theon is just going to die
>Euron is based but he already achieved his goal
Jaime is the only character that has interesting plot points now. He doesnt want the throne. He is changing, and unlike Theon, you want to see a good ending for him.
>They aren’t going to fuck again now that Jon knows she is his aunt.
Why not?
Because surprisingly enough people still get sad when a close family member is killed even if they had a bad relationship. What would of wanted for him, to be passive or even happy about it?
He had it annulled you dumb speed watcher
>They aren’t going to fuck again now that Jon knows she is his aunt.
Probably but incest in the stark family isn't something new, Rickard stark, Ned's father, and his wife were first cousins
obviously Yea Forums whiteys roots for the sister fucker that would carelessly murder children
Like Ghost, he was put on a bus. Royce represents the Vale now.
the mummer's dragon theory is some of the biggest nonsensical bullshit this series has spawned
the only other one I can remember being this shitty is the tyrion is a secret targ theory lmao
*attempt to murder
the actual dorne plot being axed in favor of radical feminism
Literally no one has mentioned the Stormlands since Renly died.
Fuck off with this Game of Red dit garbage
SEND FUCKING FOOD TO THE NORTH!. Hoe fucking useless are the directors.
youtube.com
Ourgal hated it, she is extremely pissed.
What's an Azor Ahai again? t. secondaryshitter
>He is the only interesting character who is still alive.
not for long. bran wargs into him and makes him jump off the tower head first.
The ones in romance anime do
Tell me what are his characteristic traits that are not about what he looks or does.
Was Young Griff ever really a good addition to the series to begin with?
this could be based and true. would at least be an unpredictable twist
Its fantasy just turn your head off bruh
He was always the most interesting character though
He cared for his brother
Sloppy seconds though
I thought this too, but I forgot the white walkers and children of the forest used the spiral earlier in the series.
How the fuck did cockless manage to storm and kill everyone with entire squad on the fleet's flagship without anyone noticing?
Hes old friends with everyone since he’s lived every life.
This is the only reason im watching, bran jaime teamup would be goat
Idk man he’s one of the most based characters on this show. Remember he thot patrolled real hard and really chewed on the scenery
Jaime better not hold back on how batshit the Mad King was when Danny starts to get pissy with him. There has been far too few people who have been willing to tell her that he needed to get taken out.
>brans suicided for cgi budget
that shit was so stupid,
Go read historical precedent of the pope annulling marriages in exchange for favors. Also it’s fantasy faggot
I would love if, at that hearing we got teased, Bran drops the fucking bombshell that Jamie pushing him out of the tower started the entire process and he recaps literally every event, ending with something like "so technically you're indirectly responsible for multiple wars and tens if not hundreds of people dying horrifically, aside from Littlefinger's meddling".
"And still after all this, without all that we wouldn't have been ready for the Night King, so thanks, now we have a chance"
this sequence was so stupid, literally how are any leaders alive in this universe when 20 good men can infiltrate any enemy fortifications and do whatever the plot requires before gtfoing safely
Foreshadowing != prophecy
That Swedish stare that kills the jew writers
>Jaime better not hold back on how batshit the Mad King was when Danny starts to get pissy with him
Dany thinking Mad King was cool hasn't been a thing since forever now.
I stopped watching this show at season 3, show was going downhill fast. How are the seasons after? Is it worth me watching or shall I just lurk threads and get the plot points spoiled?
>without anyone noticing?
In the books the ship only has MUTE sailors, but of course, including that and giving theon an actual way to manage to do whaat he did was too hard for the retards of D&D
>was allied with dorne and the fucking reach
>d&d didn't think of dany just shipping food to Dragon stone
>How are the seasons after? Is it worth me watching or shall I just lurk threads and get the plot points spoiled?
Marathon that shit, the only joy of GOT now are the threads, incels will get tired soon so shitpost will be about more than just muh women, it will be a tranwreck, everything will be shit. It will be a fun ride.
Spear heads are always detachable you twat. Sometimes the spear head breaks, sometimes the shaft breaks, either way they're joined in two pieces.
Pic related, socketed spear head.
4's okay.
You've done yourself a favor by skipping 5-7
A spear that goes into a rocket launcher
Honestly I'd be happy if he gets his hand back through magic somehow.
The show's so trainwrecked already and clearly doesn't have the writing ability to give him a compelling cripple plot. He's the only character left that I care about to see fighting anything.
If Arya shoots the Night King with a meme arrow I'm gonna kill myself.
the pope is a faggot