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Whats Bran's game

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Jamie is going to be the Azor Ahai. It’s so obvious with the “I’m meeting an old friend” shit from bran.

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>Be northerner peasant
>see a bunch of niggers in armor riding through
>Your (((king))) let them all in

what do you do

Jonbros where the FUCK WE @

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azor ahai coming through, please pay respects

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Does being pregnant prevent someone to get dick?

I would KILL to be that bed

>Promise me, Ned. Promise me.

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Rowdy squidboy is got pre-cucked by our boy Jamie

>you look good

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Build another wall.

I hope so.

Jaime's the best, fuck the haters

It's called acting, retard.

>only six episodes to wrap it up
>first one is literal nothingburger
I don't feel so good bros...

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based sífilis bros

after not being on this site in years, I decided to come here for some after-the-show discussion. I forgot that this site is full of contrarian edgelord one-upmanship and people who have forgotten how to enjoy anything.

stop posting that coalburner r9k whore

they couldnt even get whores with some tits?

autism

i think you guys are being too harsh and toxic with this episode. what if the real game of thrones were the friends we made along the way.

rarbgmirror
plenty of torrents there

Not only did NOTHING happen in this episode, they've set up pointless relationship drama that will occupy valuable screen time

DABID, GET THE CRAYONS

How many people ship Euron x Cersei anyway?

So lame they didnt even give me any Sandor and Sansa scenes. Fuck this shit

Everyone was saying nothing happened. But the first episode got a LOT of shit out of the way.

Theon saves Yara immediately, so we don't have to waste time with that awfuls subplot.
Sam learns about his family's death. So now we don't have linger on that.
Jon rides a dragon, so now we don't have to wonder and wait in anticipation.
Jon learns about his parents, so we don't have to worry about that coming up later an an awkward time.
Everyone said hello to everyone. All the greetings are out of the way.

Honestly, they did a good job of clearing the board. So now we can have an actual plot. They could have slowly dripped these happenings throughout 6 episodes, but they just got right into it.

pic related is basically the whole show in the show
d&d keeps making fun of jon height anytime they can
that fucking shot of dany, sansa and jon looked comical
and then....arya says "you used to be taller". kit must have done something to them.

I loved all the parallels between this episode and the pilot

The opening shot of the King/Queen arriving with the same music
Arya being a kid watching the King coming vs her letting a kid get a good view of the Queen coming
Jamie arriving at Winterfell taking a Golden Lannister Helmet off showing his blonde hair, clean shaven, and everyone staring at him vs arriving in gray cloaks and taking a hood off to show darker hair and a beard and no one except Bran noticing him
Both episodes ending with Bran and Jamie, except this time Jamie looks scared
Both episodes have amputated limbs from the white walkers spread out in a gory way to send a message
Both episodes have scenes in the Winterfell crypt except instead of visiting Lyanna Stark they are seeing Ned Stark
In the pilot Cersi and Catlyn Stark talk about their kids possibly getting married while looking at them from a distance, while in this episode Varys, Tyrion, and Davos talk about Dany and Jon getting married while looking at them from a distance
The kid from the beginning was climbing on trees to get a good view, similar to Bran climbing the castle to get a good view. From /u/jbongi14 he also looked similar to Bran in the Pilot
in the Pilot all the shots of Winterfell showed the grass but now it’s all snow
From /u/Dawnshroud The reunion of Jon and Arya at the tree is similar to Ned at Catlyn at the tree
From /u/molotov1g ”S1E1's title is "Winter is Coming", S8E1's title is "Winter is Here"”
From /u/enfinnity there was incest between visiting monarchs
From /u/enfinnity the brothel scene with Bron is similar to Tyrion’s first scene
From /u/JaqueStrap69 Also Jon asking Sansa "Where's Arya?" When he arrived, just like Ned asking "Where's Arya?"

Agreed. Best character in the entire show.

>only those of Valyrian blood can ride dragons
>implying dragons have some sort of innate sense for it
>it's face when these two hyoomans of shared Valyrian blood are getting awful close and it can smell its mother getting worked up down there

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They got them off the streets of Dubrovnik

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god I'd love to eat briennes big fat arse

From /u/ChavaF1 The current ruler of winterfell saying “Winterfell is yours” to the arriving monarch
From /u/sarahj2010 Also loved the line from Robert Baratheon in the pilot to Ned 'I have a son, you have a daughter, we shall join our houses'. Its gotta be Arya and Gendry.
From /u/SaiyanAintSo Also Sansa being more than wary of Dany, much like Catlyn was of Cersei. She really seemed like her mother in that meet and greet
From /u/Dualstack Also Robert asking Ned to be his hand in the crypts kind of similar to Sam telling Jon he is king in the crypts
HUGE one from /u/Itsgreenarrow Also S1E1 Ned’s farewell to Jon he says “the next time we see each other, We will talk about your mother. I promise.” Then S8E1 while Jon is staring at Neds tomb Sam tell him about his parents

Imagine the smell

Non valerians have ridden dragons, it’s just not common.

BASED

Thanks for removing my former reddit spacing.

>the raep

Literally pay 15 bucks to HBO, ya sperg

yeah, i just look for actual posts worth replying to for any discussion there's still some here.

>implying dragons have some sort of innate sense for it
dragon are magical beings, sensing they're valyrians -the people who created them- is not far fetches

yee

no

decent analysis.

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thing good because thing reference other thing

>you now remember and greatly miss best girl

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>reddit usernames

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>The kid from the beginning was climbing on trees to get a good view, similar to Bran climbing the castle to get a good view.
I noticed that, but also go back.

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How was the episode, lads?

So have you. More beautiful, I mean.

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everyone associated with reddit should just be killed

>/got/ alive one final time
i missed you bros... who /sinceseason2/ here

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>the people who created them
what

Get some help brother I’m begging you

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Yeah, that all happened...
But it was lame

Do you even understand how many plot lines are up in the air? They didn't have a choice, they had to get it out of the way so they could cram more rash, stupid, forced shit down our throats because they decided to turn a 12 season show into 8 seasons. Do you really think the next episodes other than Battle For Winterfell will be any better than this one?

why those were the worst looking whores in the show

this was the most boring episode ever. Felt like filler, literally nothing happened, they just reiterated shit the audience already knew about.

>ywn tell her that her tits aren't weird at all, and actually you think they're perfect

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>you will never protect her smirk

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Torrents/streams for a poorfag?

>implying I've forgotten her

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oh shit, my bad, they just mastered them

threadly reminder they forgot about bran and left him over night in the exact same spot. he literally told sam he was waiting for jaime the night before.

Ain't watching this anymore but glad Bronn is having a good time

we already know jamie wont die

they are setting it up for jamie to kill eagon or whatever.

god i wish that apple were my dick

where the fuck are the leaks

You realize that none of that makes it a good episode right?

>She made a comeback
>Still no holland Reed
>Still no Ghost
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

are people so casual they don't even know about watchseries?

Fuck Arya!

I actually laughed at Bronn panicking about the possibility he fucked the bitch with syphilis

Is there even anything that can surprise me?
Tyrion betrayal?meh
Jaime dying?meh
Night King wins?meh
Littlefinger is alive?hum
Stannis is alive?LET'S FUCKING GO BOYS

>all the surviving good guys join together on the same side as an all star team
>meanwhile you have Cersei, Euron and maybe the Mountain and Harry Strickland
Anyone else think this is kinda lopsided, from a star power perspective? Should have had Roose Bolton and Littlefinger survive at the very least to try to even it up for the bad guys

Hello fellow reeditors

The rape, Sansa, it was beautiful

learn to find them you cheap fuck

Based Bessies tits just said theres nothing more awkward than being plowed and having your cat perv on you like a cuck. ( in reference to drogon )

youtube.com/watch?v=TNXAsLX2Q98

isn't that a honeypot now

I swear to god if the night king doesn't even make it past winterfell I'm done with this show

>when they burned the blue-eyed wh*toid
YASSSSS

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can't afford a castle buying top shelf whores

FETCH ME MY BREASTPLATE STRETCHER

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well no shit? but how else are you going to set up the pieces.. do you only care for action scenes and random deaths? if they didn't do any of this it would feel jarring

to be king of autism

I cannot bro I'm sorry

cursed to be this horny forever

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I honestly can't see the appeal.

Don't get me wrong, would fuckin smash, but people treat her like a 10 and IMO she's like a 6 or 7 at best. Major butterface.

Fucking low test, ill stick my tongue up her POOPHOLE. And you're next fucker

>still no Stannis

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The cunt levels are out of control. The dialogue and the way it's delivered by the stark thots and yass queen is obviously meant to emulate their target audience. Even the cinematography is cancer, that scene where they glance at each other at the beginning was the most roastie shit.

opening scene was good, sam talking to dany was good, everything else was peak trash

If Brienne doesnt say shit defending Jaime next episode, she will be useless all through the rest of the show

what the fuck would happen if you watch a stream online? why does it matter?

Does anyone know what the fuck Arya wanted Gendry to make for her?

Completely missing: Mellisandre and Benjen

WOT'S HAPPENING?!

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>S8E1's title is "Winter is Here"”
The name of the episode is Winterfell
hbo.com/game-of-thrones/season-8/1-winterfell

What's bran end game?

>he doesn't know why it's called Winter Fell
you better prepare yourself for some POTTERY

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NO NO NO NO BROS

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>pretending the jaime scene never happened

Im gonna miss shitposting in these threads more than ill miss the actual show

>he doesn't like his girls to look like weasels
casual

Euron Greyjoy goes to your house and sticks his finger in your bum?

how to save the show

>everyone about to be defeated

>trumpets sound, who could it be?

>a man on horseback is flanked by men waving his banner

>it's Stannis

>"I have come to claim what is rightfully mine, as the one true king of Westeros"

>routs everyone with ease

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stare at people

Who would win, an F22 or all 3 dragons?

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FEETS

GIVE ME THE ELEPHANTS

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Reminder that targs are fucking shit.

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oh yeah i guess that's good but it's literally like 30s

bird

To watch all his family members have sex. I wonder who the unlucky lad that's going to have to bed Gollum Stark is? Gendry?

>attention whore titty actress does something faux taboo
Woah bros

>"poor girl, the pox will take her within a year"
>"WHICH GIRL?"
Bronn still the gleaming gem of this dumpster fire
If only he'd gotten to fuck this cutie

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In the trailer at 10 seconds in it's clearly bran that cuts off daenerys speech about the death of aerys and says jaime saved the population her father ordered him to murder. which shocks the fuck out of jaime because he shouldn't know that information and he shouldn't be the person with the most hatred towards him.

SO PROGRESSIVE
>Northerners giving two darkies distrustful looks
>The one hot negress giving a sidelong look to the dickless dude about racist whitey
>Dany smirking as her dragons cause the racist white northerners to run around screaming in terror
This is gonna be a masterpiece.

imagine attempting to whore yourself out for some elephants
but you don't get the elephants and whore yourself out anyway

Too bad he was decapitated by Captain Phasma

They'll regret not having the best damn tactician on the planet when the white walkers show up at winterfell.

Her fiance directed the music video.

JUST

Show ended for me when Robb died. Then it ended AGAIN for me when Stannis died.

And then again when Littlefinger died.

Shit show.

Reddit spacing

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This season is really fucking bad already, wouldn't surprise me if they cancelled it after this

the push. it was beautiful. you were beautiful jaime. the push

Looked sorta spear like. But I’m gonna guess some Assassins Creed hidden blades.

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stannis bannermen report in for your king

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Stream pls :(

spear

THE ONE TRUE KING ISN'T DEAD
HE WILL BE BACK
LONG LIVE STANNIS THE MANNIS BARATHEON!!!

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Seriously, where the fuck is Mel?

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WHAT THE FUCK DID ARYA WANT GENDRY TO MAKE FOR HER?

What a dumpster fire.

Are they still alive?

dragonglass dildo

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it's a canon or some shit in case she has to take out dany's dragon

She died dude. Cersei might still have her mother in captivity.

It's kinda funny how Stannis is still mentioned.
How were the threads on Yea Forums when he *died*

kinda looks like mark hamil from TLJ

>not one mega or stream
The absolute state

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I think it shoots out a dragon glass arrow though. Maybe she wants to assassinate the night king.

You're not dead! R-right? Come back!

They didn't set up any pieces, they didn't show or reveal anything to the audience all this shit could happen offscreen, all the "every characters gets to say hello" is just fanservice. Jon learned to ride a dragon so effortlessly that they might as well just make him a natural at it when they actually need him to fly one. We don't need a scene explaining euron fucks the queen now, the way jon learns of his heritage is trash and it's not even very convincing from his perspective.

Literally nothing happened besides theon saving his sister (in a trash rushed scene) and bronn being asked to assassinate the lannisters.

based.

a dildo, she has needs you know

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>Azor Ahai closing the episode
fucking based it's happening bros

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This underrated, haven't seen anyone else mention it yet

the rape, Sansa.... i saw everything, Sansa.....

this line works on women every time. anakin was a chad

Coddbros and Manwoodies, are you still here?

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>stannisfags

You people are the literal cucks of this general.

What was his fucking problem?

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A REPLICA OF HIS COCK

D&D are true masters of the television medium through their combined mastery of filmography and storytelling ability, and these points proves it. 21st century artists, writing cinematic poetry for the next generation of intellects.
actual comment on reddit

Hey, you watch your mouth. The Mannis """""died""""" off screen.

nice bait from the other thread. here's your (you)

>Stannis shows up as a whigh
>kills Brienne
like pottery

Looks like a dragonglass gun.

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most of this general is lucky i don't hang them for treason

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>would she?

Would Dany do what Jon did?

I knew she was about to make an appearance when I saw those Karstark sunbursts.
"one of the better sigils"

Azor Ahai is Jon. Don't even kid yourself bookfag.

But still no Brienne to say at least something? Bitch is just there being a wallpaper

Honestly I feel kind of sad that this ride is coming to an end

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>Do you even understand how many plot lines are up in the air?
Hardly any at this point. They killed off Dorne, killed off the Tyrells, killed off the sparrows, killed off the freys, forgot about Edmure... Everything that *would* have taken 12 seasons, were cut out already.

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Bend the knee

You still find me cute, right Yea Forums?

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STANNIS
STANNIS
STANNIS

This site gets worse and worse as time goes on. But why would you expect anything else?

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why did people even like stannis.
perhaps he has a red priest waifu and being one of the best claimant out of the 5 kings

I don't really get why this theory is a thing though.

I didn't read the books yet

Explain to me Stannis fags

He knows that he's the true Targ

>rewatch series before premier

>literally remember /got/ posts from six years ago as I'm going through the episodes

I thought this place was so cool learning Ros died like 4 hours earlier than everyone else in S3

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You idiots, Daenerys is Azor Ahai. The prophecy has already been fullfilled and lightbringer is the name of the army that will destroy the night king.

yes, but after a lot of resistance, something big has to happen for her to literally give up her birth right that's she's been priding herself in for 8 seasons.

If I hadn't seen the episode just now I'd think this is just a very shitty meme

prove it

no body, no death

Why havent they made a game of thrones video game?

FUCK

Your king's dead son, accept it.

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AAAAAAHHHHHHHH
that's the stuff
Thanks, lad

Drogon has a fetish for watching his family members bone which is why he'll bond with Bran in a few episodes

>7
this thread is nothing but normalfags then? that was fucking garbage

>you are now aware of the possibility that there will never be a tv show of this caliber

BEND THE FUCKING KNEE

>Theon saves Yara immediately, so we don't have to waste time with that awfuls subplot.
of the 5 things you listed only 1 of them wasnt obvious, you realize that right?

>tfw didn't recognize him for a flat 30 seconds because he's standing up

oh god im an ablest

Ugliest dragon design in the history of fiction

azor ahai is rhaegar, jon is lightbringer

>Stannis
>dead

rumor has it fromsoftware is making a game of thrones game

Night King will die midseason, the rest will be jon vs cersei vs dany

they have and they were all so fucking bad web browser turn based bull shit that you never even heard of them

See

fuck

>modern day Isaac Hempstead-Wright

When is the last time this dude saw his family? Years?

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Oh god fat assassin arya is going to kill the Big Bad by inventing a fucking gun fuck this gay writing

The dragon riding scene was dumb. Why did it even go on so long?

>Bran btfo of everyone again
He is quickly becoming the best character

Right. myb

I saw that video too.

The show inadvertently is doing such a disservice to women. Sansa and Dany are so petty that they cannot move past, "I don't think that bitch likes me" when there is an apocalyptic event at hand. Does the show even realize that its painting an accurate portrayal of how modern women would probably behave in this situation?

no shit

imagine your family banner being a fucking onion

He’s the Ted Cruz of Game of Thrones.

They haven't tho

what did he mean by this?

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>tfw during last 5 minutes of episode Stannis' theme plays
>tfw since it's rather grim theme, everyone thinks it means the end is coming soon for whatever character is on screen in that moment
>tfw Stannis shows up stabbing some WW
Best fucking twist in television history
STANNIS
STANNIS
STANNIS

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His book family was done away with, he only had his son who died at blackwater

Stannis will return, and no one will expect it.

It wasn't obvious for half of that stuff to happen within the very first episode.

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If I hadn't watched tonights episode and heard one of you fuckers say drogon smiles at jon while making out with dany, I would've called bs.

jesus christ

has arya patented this shit??

F-22 would SPAMRAAM them from miles away

>not Stannis The Mannis Baratheon
>"""""best character"""""
See

>""""""""died""""""" just outside winterfell
>dead resurrecting blue man group going to winterfell
uhhhhh bros????

HAHA THE DRAGON IS JEALOUS LOL, JUST LIKE MY FUR BABY

no it's jon

I liked it.

Shocker dickhead. This show has never been about 'muh liberal agenda' ... you stupid fucks just got your ballsacks tightened for a few seconds when you caught a wiff of a woman with power and brains.

Budget Flexing

DROGON IS A KEK

He blocked her swing with his giant penis and then turned invisible.

A bit better received than the previous season's opener.

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Captain Phasma taunted Davos and Melissandre about it

who's gonna be azor ahai

Are you guys really this fucking slow?

The dragons are acting strange and forgiving around Jon because he is a Targaryen

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He can access the treenet for vision and shit. And hes probably better with it then anyone but Bran.

god, why is this so bad

Brienne will look retarded if all she yells out autistically 'Ser Jaime is a man of honour!' 'believe me!'.

Proof is how d&d portrayed his character. It's clear they didn't like him and wanted him gone as soon as possible

Khalid Al-Walid suddenly became the main character in GoT world. what would happened?
He has his Mobile Guard with him

>"Give it to her good motherfucker. I know you would if she birthed you, I smell that Targ blood, so you do that shit for me."

>implying that stannis would be willing to break his oath as the king and slaughter his subjects under the night king

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NO PROOF

hopefully jamie, jorah or theon

When was the last time a screen couple had such a total lack of chemistry? Cara and Dane in Valerian?

nice meme

Fuck off. Dead characters cant be the best character anymore. You will never see him in GOT again. Drop it.

Those schematics lmao. Could they have at least tried? They should have not shown the sketch at all and just left it up to the viewer to fill in instead of showing that crap.
>WOW this is going up on the fridge.

>Captain Phasma's words
>ever true

I miss Ygritte bros...

Does he know shes pregnant? Or did he mean hell knock her up after the kid pops out?

Because fuck Ghost

The dude is the only guy with a Nissa Nissa he would actually be willing to kill. Dude already broke in water and aided in slaying his father “the lion”. Also, the title of “kingslayer” becoming a heroic one is nice.

bran warged into him

Someone has Bran and Jamie webm?

what episodes would those be

JUST

seeing as how he's the sword of allah and has never lost a battle, he's gonna be unstoppable.

reminder the night king wants to destroy weirwood magic. and to do so he has to wipe out the wierwood at the gods eye. hence the eye symbol they left in the first episode? and the swirly patterns. which is symbolic of wierwood

the trailers really sold me on them being siblings

that actually would work perfectly for them

Kissing your aunt like that is totally normal. I don't understand the uproar.

Last two

You know how sometimes doggies awkwardly stare their master having sex?
Same, more or less

WOW arya so smart woman invent gun

I will serve you till my dying breath m'lord.

what's up bros
Were there any nude scenes??

He wants to give Jon his massive barbed lizard cock

She should have played Tyrion.

they have but all were shit. GRRM is working with From software so that is likely to be game of thrones with dark Souls combat

stannis hated sex so no

Do you have sex with your dog?

says who

That's the look of regret on that motherfucker's face.

Grey Worm and the black thot

So who was tonight Chad and virgin?

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They really should have replaced the child actors when they started getting older desu. Arya is fucking hideous.

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I should add she makes me think of that fairy tale. rumpelstiltskin.

>i did not fight beside you on the field of battle, and i will regret that til my last day
>there will be more wars to come, and house glover will stand behind house stark, as they did for a thousand years

>sansa gets to gloat like a dumb cunt after getting completely and thoroughly btfo by him pre-botb because of shitty meme writing
SMARTEST
PERSON
IN
THE
WORLD

I fucking hate white people.

Bend the knee or be destroyed, faggot.

He will always be alive, user
even if D&D disagree, he will always be alive in our hearts

Why are you retarded?

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chad euron and virgin jaime

the wrinkles unironically make her look better, she looked way worse last season

Why do they need one

Jamie seems the most likely at this moment. Also he is genuinely the best choice and could redeem the show.

Long live Stannis!

She’s a ninja assassin not an art school graduate

>reading comprehension

How the fuck is Winterfell hosting:

~15k unsullied
~at least 5k Vale of Aryn mounted knights and their horses
~a few thousand northern knights and their horses
~100k+ Dothraki (that's how many there's supposed to fucking be)

Where the fuck are they? Winterfell looks like it can barely hold a few thousand people, where the fuck do they stable all the horses at?

Bend the knee

Stannis is the best

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>the GoT world has been in medieval times for 10,000 years

Are they literally retarded?

Stannis

there were a ton of tents near the outskirts of winterfell

They literally mention this in the episode brainlet.

Chad John vs virgin Jorra

what makes Jamie more likely aside from dany and Jon?

I dont know what you mean, a non. Would you have casted someone else to play a brooding assassin?

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why is sansa so much hotter than sophie tuner?

UNFFF

did you not see all the tents outside of winterfell autist?

Bronn wouldn't betray his bro Jamie right lads?
He's going to "misfire" into some whitewalker that just happened to be passing by right?

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BRING THE DAMN THREAD STRETCHER BEFORE I PISS MYSELF

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They wasted WAY too much time with that dragon riding scene

>Khalid ibn Al-Walid
>In GoT

I want to see how he fare against 3 dragons

>sometimes doggies awkwardly stare their master having sex?
That’s some ESL nonsense right there.

There were barely any tents outside winterfell from the air, no where near how many would be required to host 100k+ people. That would take an area nearly as large as king's landing.

>Rewatching the scene where Stannis and Jon first meet
Fuck, this show used to be so good, what happened?

Unironically, yes.

You will always be alive in the hearts of your bannermen!

chan Euron vs
virgin Mountain

>literally YAASS QUEEN - The Show now

Where did it go so wrong?

I come for the funny hate, but yeah, anyone who spends to much time here becomes a miserable cunt.
This episode was, fine, wasn't anything too special, wasn't intellectually insulting. Got a lot of shit out of the way so hopefully things can pick up next episode.

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they died fighting

NEW THREAD WHEN

>can you make this?

No, Arya, I can't. What am I supposed to do with this terrible fucking drawing. I can't even tell what it's supposed to be

>sword of god
>losing to CGI papermache """dragons"""

I think the crossbow is meant mostly for Tyrion anyway

i mean it's entirely possible that the real world could have progressed far more and we are lacking in certain areas

Their world just resets itself the whole time and they have to start over from scratch.

It's their fucking kid
A Song of Ice and Fire = Jon and Dany having a super Starkgaryen baby that ends up being TPtwP

In the book history they might have. It depends on if you think a certain sheep feeding street girl was a targ bastard or not.

They'll probably buy food from Braavos/Essos, bring back Salladhor Saan and all. For the time being, i doubt Ramsay just sat idle, he probably filled up the granaries of Winterfell with the last harvest and they're big granaries.

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modern day Isaac Hempstead wright

>Khalid ibn Al-Walid

based, some making a movie about this lad

tell me how this little tiny cuck tent village is hosting the amount of men dany / jon brought with them?

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So you begin having sex
your/the girl's doggos enter the room and begin staring at the couple doing it in the bed, which is very awkward
Never happened to you?

Dany should've became a mad queen.
Sansa should've stayed a stupid girl.
Cersei should be dead, since it was painfully obvious she's the main culprit for blowing up the sept.

they're all cuddling with each other, it's cold.

>That feel when Sam emotes more upon finding out his father who hated him is dead that Dany does when one of her babies gets a harpooned in the chest.

The only true and rigth king!!!!
Call the banters!!

>the saddest tits
>two empty milk bags

The Unsullied stack themselves together

>Your cat, Your Grace?
>You know... I could get my seamstress to make me a pair of leather cat ears, even a tail, if you'd like
>I could be your Lady Pounce, Your Grace
>...or perhaps you'd be the one to pounce me?

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lol, the only dothraki that went north are apparently like three guys. what happened to the tens of thousands of dothraki that attacked the lannister army?

link?

he's a good actor

They've dug underground like the Vietcong.

>Implying he will even reach Winterfell
Buckle up, buddy

Stannis litterally soloed 100k wildling army

Name a better army general than stannis

Protip
You cant

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the show has a budget of an indie film please understand

YES his dick is bigger now

H-hot

The dragons can actually talk, they just don't do it around humans.

>Drogon: should we tell them?
>Rhaegal: no
>Drogon: why?
>Rhaegal: I want to watch.
>Drogon: lol

>you are the son of the son of the mad king
>this is also a big secret and three people know
>telling anyone might wreck the fragile alliance of the living

>the mad king? you mean the one who was deposed?

Stannis has a better claim than Jon "Egg-Me-On" Targ. At least Stannis and Dany are directly related to someone who sat on the throne.

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CAREFUL STANNIS

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no

He's coming back, right?

god I wish that were me

They died fighting.

I don't get the whole claim to the throne thing. It literally doesn't matter. All you need is a strong enough army to make yourself the ruler. That's literally what the Targs did in the first place

what did Arya ask Gendry to make?

They killed him off scren because they edid not know if they wanted a redemption arc.

Hes never coming back.

>"everyone meeting and making snarky remarks at one another" the episode
>you could literally here people going "OOOOOH" after every end of a conversation
ffs

That would be cool actually. If they could have an open world like assassins creed too (but without being shit and no longer relevent)

Y-your grace!!

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why would they live outside instead of in the crypts inside

MIGRATE

>after seeing the episode i literally though "she looks pretty good in this pic"

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The writers FUCKED Stannis. He will always be the one true king to me though.

A Targaryen already fucked a Stark and made Jon dumdum

so is radmure forgotten, or just a victim of not enough screentime? I mean the Freys are all dead, meaning Edmure should be free, right? Where the fuck is he?

>forgotten
>actually defending the mill from the night king

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Roose Bolton

probably a lannister hostage

died fighting

Where are the leaks

You can only make yourself the ruler AFTER your conquest. No conquest means you have no claim. No claim means the crown is decided by laws of succession.

It was a fucking dumpster fire. Remember he burned his daughter in like the previous episode or two. So it was a giant roast of the Stannis fags before the episode started.

died fighting who? he was captured by the freys during the red wedding. Arya didn't release him, at least on screen.

hostage to who? All his family (outside of Sansa who is not his direct family) is dead and gone. He was a prisoner of the freys anyways NOT the lannisters, he would have been kept in a dungeon at the twins.

"died fighting" as in he's going to be mentioned dying offscreen at best like blackfish

>>Drogon: should we tell them?
>>Rhaegal: no
>>Drogon: why?
>>Rhaegal: I want to watch.

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He thinks that is a weird kiss between a Guy and his Aunt.

Wow we didn't get any whore naked action for like two or three seasons and literally this comes out of nowhere. But think of the advertisers DnD!

some lannister schmuck. there's a bunch of cousins.

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Were they not about to get married anyways?

It’s awkward as fuck, I’ve had a girls dog go for my dick and had to palm that fucker off the bed before he got to me

S T A N N I S
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bring her back for the love of god

not in the show, every single lannister we've ever been introduced to is dead, and the only extended family we ever see are Kevan and his sons. His sons died in season 3, and Kevan died in 6 at the sept.

So he's like not even there anymore since he became the three eyed crow? Like his brain is just RapeHub and he continually watches people being raped thru out history?

lol

he's gone the way of Ghost.

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His surviving son keeps Melisandres fire during her Dance POV chapter.

So Drogon is Jon's cousin right?

based Maceposter

>when puberty turns your face to the Zardoz rockgods

adopted cousin

AAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH

The shots in general are so stale and dull. Sansa and Jon talk in the bedroom and its just BEHIND THE HEAD CAM. Fuck this entire episode is conversations and every shot does absolutely nothing to give it energy whatsoever. So phoned in and people will still praise it.

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I thought the dragons were partly made out of dany or something.

I feel bad for Jon. He's finally home in Winterfell with his family but all his sisters are turning into autistic ugly cunts and I mean ALL FOUR OF THEM.

someone in the prop department should be fired for this

>dany inseminated the eggs
>like a salmon

bravo GRRM, bravo

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The long night was a meteor cataclysm in which the fire moon was destroyed. They flaming thing in the sky might be whats left of it. This is why the season are fucked. That combined with the oily black stone has basically halted their growth. They have to work just to survive the winters and cannot progress.

jesus it is like a parody of itself

Pottery