Where's arya?

Ever since they passed up the books, the writing has been awful. What did you expect? Are you ready for Sansa YASSSSSS Queen to become the Queen of everything?

Her name isn't Arya anymore it's AWWWW-YEAH for how much of a BADASS our girl was in tonight's episode. She literally owned everyone in every scene without even breaking a sweat, much less actually using her weapon. Looking all cold as ice and almost as quick with the lines as she is with her sword.... almost. ;)

Meanwhile, Jon Snow is knowing nothing, doing wacky fumbling prat falls with a dragon with a dumb gormless look on his face. Arya? She's strolling around Winterfell delivering bantz as sharp as Needle. And when she's not strolling.. look out... 'cause that means she's lurking...

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You sound like a Trumptard praising your con-man.

...

Am I the only one who didn't have a problem with any of those lines? Am I a brainlet?

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My 58 year old dad said the line before the character did and lol'd.

unnatural dialogue that follows a set pattern of everyone having a quip to say but I dont really mind, everything else to watch even shitter somehow. It wasnt that bad, Sam had a great few scenes to make the dialogue seem more human.

>english genes

It's ok, but her mug is fucking hideous now

she got so fucking ugly and aged like milk, im 33 and I look younger than her.
>white women not even once

>t. double digit IQ nigger

Quit being a cuck you old ass bitch

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>youtube.com/watch?v=MXqWdtsFqsc

OOIIII JONNY BOY. ITZ GOOD TO SEE YA LUV

GIVME A KISS GUVNA.

whoops, here's the full version
>youtube.com/watch?v=zup1hL1lRoA

looking at Yea Forums constantly to 'decide' how you feel about something does actually screw with your ability to discern your own feelings from those of the crowd.

its a thing.

Everyone important is now coalesced in 2 places.

Boy do I hate Arya. She is one of the 5 most overrated characters and should die in a fire.
>be Arya
>The Hound goes out of his way to help you for nothing in return other than a mercy killing
>don't do it, and steal from him to top it off
>taunt him about it later
Stupid ungrateful cunt.

I wish death on Arya and this pasta is literally R*ddit tier.

a literal fucking goblin

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BASED CHAD BRAN ALL DAY SURFING THE MEDIEVAL BRAINWAVE INTERNETS
LOOKING UP SISTER INCEST AND KING KEK PORN

Yea wtf was with Arya and the Hound's reunion? I get they are not sentimental people but Arya should at least be shocked that he survived. They definitely built up a relationship during that time so why do they just brush eachother off like that?

The delivery of both those lines was terrible as well. They said it with so much unnecessary attitude.

why is every character so annoying and some retarded caricature of themselves.

>for nothing

Let's be honest he was only with her for a reward.

it's the most popular show in modern television so naturally Yea Forums will rip every aspect of it to shreds, so it's definitely still more enjoyable to watch than the impressions you would get from this board. that being said the creative staff behind the show resorts to fan-service every possible moment so there's a lot of cringe shit that happens.

D&D are hacks so everyone is flanderized

FUCK THE PLOT JUST QUIP AND LOOK SMUG

>fan service
>*smirk*
>quip quip quip
Only another six and a half hours of this shit, boys

Her face is a ball of cheese. they should never let her wear her hair back.

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I just kept making potato jokes everytime she was on screen

>jon
>h...hi?
>jon, it's me
>...who?
>it's me, your sister...
>...¿
>...arya!
>oh....oh god....The fuck?

Major autism in this thread

The Hound killed that family that invited and sheltered them for a few shekels of gold.

Hes a supreme cunt and deserves no loyalty or favor.

Did they let Bran outside all night because he said the n word?

nothing wrong with a lighhearted remark

Seasons 1-3 Arya was good. Problem is the story is unrealistic and just hands things to main characters. in reality she would have had wound up in a brothel somewhere

>reality
yikes
they keep forgetting him cause he doesn't talk much

This should have been the proper reaction. They already make jokes about manlets.

>The n word shansha,it was beautiful

>watching got with mom and dad
Must be interesting experience

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>stupid ungrateful cunt
she learned all the lessons the hound taught her, he's literally proud of her, that's why he respects her enough to call her a cunt to her face. autists can't into subtleties of human relationships though i guess

o b s e s s e d

where the fuck do you think you are?

You might not be a brainlet, you might just have under developed taste. Do you like capeshit?

It's actually that bad. I visit TV maybe once a year (I only came here now to vent about the episode) and I still found it cringe as fuck.

WHY ARE THE GIRLS WHO ARE TOPLESS ALWAYS NASTY MOSQUITO BITE PANKCAKE WHORES.... why do they never show a giant set of perfect milkies?

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i watch it with my parents and 17 yo sister, and the worst part isnt even the sex scenes
its that they wont shut the fuck up and my mom and sister are unironic YAS KWEEN daenerys fans

Thighs+hips+ass > tits anyway, who cares

Bad scenes :

- Arya scenes are horrible (or did you poison my mind with your memes ? can't say)

- Yara's escape

Good scenes :

- Sam Tarly talking with Danny + Jon Snow

- Wildlings/ Night Watch meeting

- Jamie seeing Bran (even if it's short af, I have a no gay crush on Jamie)

None of the girls on got have nice asses or hips either though.

Straight men.

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t. The Hound

In reality shirtless Ramsay would've died as soon as someone with a sword got to him, but we don't dwell on that.

I feel like only sociopaths would find this part bad and not heartwarming

People raised plenty of shit about that when it happened, newfag. Go home.

Elizabeth Olsen is too old for him

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I feel like only brainlets would be able to overlook the dialogue and awful acting.

Why does it matter?

Should I have added an /s?

Because they don't have silicon implants in a medieval world, you fucking child. You have the entire internet of porn, you can stop touching your tiny penis for an hour. Well, you can try.

Opinions of sociopaths don't matter

>I see you have it still
>shows needle
>jon shows longclaw
why didn't arya show him the valyrian dagger lol?

How the hell do people still enjoy this ass broth?

watch any episode from season four (or earlier) and compare it to this one, and you'll have your answer.

Facts are facts regardless of opinion. Enjoy being a gremlin grubber though.

It's just an obligation at this point. I think the only pleasure most people here derive from this show is getting to talk shit about it online.

So now that it's basically a capeshit flick, who has the best quips?

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stay in your containment thread

ugly slags

Can someone explain to me the hatred for the female characters (especially Arya and Sansa)? Is it because they're women and Yea Forums is misogynistic? Or is there something deeper there...

>watching tv shows with your dad
Based and redpilled
Hope you had a nice night with your parents user

the worse shit is her flirting with gendry, that was weird

by rights it should be tyrion but they've reduced his quips to
>lol u got no balls. i said u got no balls. lmao
so the hound?
>ur a bitch, fuck u. this axe blows dude
maybe cersei?
>i guess u fuck pretty gud
tormund?
>my eyes r always blue duh

jesus christ the writing sucks, nobody seems genuine anymore

no you got it. Genderswap the male characters and imagine the reaction

I had to sit in a room for of people and listen o them talk about how great this episode was afterwards. I started to think I was crazy for thinking the dialogue was stilted and nothing of importance happened, but apparently my friends are just mouth-breathers with no taste.

fucking surreal

i unironically want arya to talk down to me while i please her, i was so hard while she teased gendry

if a male were as bad of an actor as arya they would've been replaced 5 seasons ago

>watching GoT after it started deviating from source material.
You knew it was gonna be shit before you even started the episode. Stop kidding yourself.

>Facts are facts
>about acting
Go to bed. You have school tomorrow

I'm enjoying watching all the rabid soiboi fans taking a big bite of the shit sandwich and pretending to enjoy it.
Even the die hards are running out of excuses

>you used to be taller

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the writing is bad and they just squabble around or act smug. the guy characters are bad too but they sometimes do things.

I have no problem with Arya, I actually think she's a good character.

Sansa has done absolutely nothing for 7 seasons. Any of her "accomplishments" were handed to her by far more powerful and far more interesting characters. She stands around as if she is the queen of the north and is super smart and political. Would have been a better character if she actually learned how to play politics from Littlefinger like how Arya learned to fight from the hound.

Daenerys and Cersei are complete psychos. Daenerys is presented as "good" a lot of the time, and while she's done things like freed slaves, she's done a whole lot more evil things. I'd say a lot of people here like Cersei's character because she isn't depicted as redeemable in any way.

I feel like Brienne, Melisandre, Margaery, Catelyn, and Olenna are all pretty popular characters, so I wouldn't say there's too much hatred for female characters, just the obnoxious female main characters. The same can be said for the male characters too tho. Tons of us hate Jon Snow and Tyrion.

Everyone I was with lost their shit at Jamie and Bran. But we all know how their meeting will go.

>Bran: hello Ser Jamie
>Jamie: hello Bran Stark...I want to apolo*cutoff*
>Bran: Don't apologize, because of you I became the three eyed raven.
>Jamie: Riiiiiiiight....

Then someone (probably Brianne of Tarth) will notice Jamie is there and shit begins. That will be the entirety of Bran and Jamie's interaction, you all know it too be true

List these evil things Dany has done

Did Arya make a fucking manlet joke in that scene?

SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU'RE GIVING ME AN ANEURYSM
YOU THINK THIS SHOW IS WORTHY OF BEING SO POPULAR NOW HUH IT FUCKING SUCKS THE WRITING IS WORSE THAN BOLLYWOOD ITS FUCKING SHIT FUCKING KYS GOD DAMN

>night king approaches winterfell with his army
>completely surrounds it
>starts invasion
>characters dying left and right
>almost every one dead
>another dragon falls and is resurrected
>Jon and Dany (on Drogon) a putting up a last line of defense
>Jon fighting night king but handily losing
>gets his sword knocked out of his hands
>on the ground
>night king approching Jon
>then BOOM
>elite super assassin Arya swoops in
>bodies the night king
>goes berserk on the wight army
>flies over and assassinates cersei
>is crowned queen of all 7 kingdoms
>lives happily ever after

lmao at those tits

Time to ditch them bro.

Tfw one of my friends still watches this and unironically says it's one of the best shows ever made

jesus christ, not even 7 minutes into the episode and i already hate it:
>le smug and stronk aria
>le smug dragen kween
>le cock and balls jokes xD

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He didn't kill them he just stole their shekels.

Feels like they gave Dany a couple of death flags this episode.
Is Jon going to be the one to kill her?

I have two or three friends who apply any level of critical thinking to media, but I'm not gonna ditch people for having shit taste, that's silly.
I just don't understand what moronic mindset you need to just like something without thinking about it at all. I remember once complaining about the dialogue in S7, and I got told that I should have just "Enjoyed the ride". How can you enjoy something without paying any attention to it?

jaime.

The conversation made no sense.
Jon references her sneaking ability, because it very calculatingly lets the audience know that he knows of her abilities.
Then Ayra references his resurrection as another calculated nod at the audience.(SEE! They know things that you know!) It's a hamfisted way of expositing.

The whole scene is like that.
>Hey audience, remember needle? Well Jon is acknowledging it.
>Hey audience, remember longclaw? Well Arya is acknowledging it.

The WRITING is sociopathic.

how high are you niggeR?

You have to understand they are trying to be as safe as possible and you know the masses loved that shit. That’s all there is to it.

>but I'm not gonna ditch people for having shit taste, that's silly
why hang around people who have worse taste than you? You should restrict your circle to those 2-3 friends only.

>I got told that I should have just "Enjoyed the ride".
see this is what I mean. Imagine wilfully hanging around such utter cretins. Man up and ditch the lot of em

I think that's the point user

nk rapes her tite white posse

People with shit taste aren't inherently shit people. I enjoy spending time with them and talking about most stuff, it's just that they have really low standards for media. I get a lot more out of my friends than their opinions on TV shows

I wish it was capeshit at least there'd be a dumb action scene every twenty minutes.

Friendly reminder that there's only 5 more episodes to tie everything together.

Prepare yourselves for faster than light narrative, and teleporting.

>implying this season isn't going to be one 60 minute battle scene and five episodes of pointless filler

This. I'm honestly expecting the next episode to just completely gloss over their meeting. Fuck shows that do this shit.
>"whoa nutty cliffhanger bro what's gonna happen next??"
>new episode comes
>cliffhanger continues and lasts all of 10 seconds and is pretty much instantly resolved

That's too well written for D&D

Crucify half a city.
murder a bunch of old ladies

>the bigger the audience becomes, the more dumbed down the writing

Why do shows do this? I should have stopped watching after the 4th season. Season 8 is the worst yet considering its the fucking finale.

So cool and badass, The Hound literally has no chance against someone with her skills.

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That's basically what happened with Yara - oh shit, she was captured by Euron at the end of last season, how are they going to build up to Theon rescuing her? 2 years later, oh wait, it took ten actual seconds and Theon didn't even speak, suddenly that whole plotline was undone, oops

Yeah, even my brother was like "that was way too easy" while we were watching. It also really bothers me how they just completely ignore how exactly they sneak into the fleet of ships, find the ship she's on, kill everyone so easily, then sneak her out.

I wonder if the writing is actually dumbed down so they can dub the show more easily and so the more languages something gets broadcast in the dumber it gets

There's got to be some kind of production-related issue for the dialogue to be that mind-blowingly awful

>Hoed yugh snake opp on meh?
>How’d you survive a knife to the heart?
>Ugh didunt
*Arya’s stabs him in the heart again because he stole a death from the red god*
*Arya gets sentenced to death and torched by Drogon the next episode*
>AND WHO ARE YOU....

>AND WHO ARE YOU..
Did they milk the song or was it forgotten? Haven't watched since le red wedding.

You might be right, give me an example. I'm really autistic.

Arya and Sansa are now shit characters, Sansa is boring and obnoxious but is protrayed by other characters as wise and protective, so the disconnect between realism and bias by the writers is apparent. Also, Arya is now Mary Sue, plot armor extraordinaire, she’s not as bad as Sansa, but it turns her from a dynamic human character to wonder woman in a series that is supposed to be “muh real life”. Characters who are usually not killed are supposed to die in this series, but the women Mary Sues get a special pass, guarantee you no women character, other than Cersei, dies on screen, especially if they go against traditional women roles. Myrcella, a kind submissive beautiful woman gets mercilessly killed, stupid strong women get rewarded by the writers

It's just ineptitude and laziness. Why bother when people will watch it anyway

The song hasn’t been played since season 3. You can’t possibly imagine how bad the dip in quality is. Only watch the show now because I feel like the start was so good that I have to finish it, kind of like Outlaw King

The producers' former assistant is literally a writer on 2 episodes.

So what was the Night King's plan to break the wall if a fucking dragon wasn't handed to him in a silver platter like that?

idk I keep getting this image of hound splitting her in half vertically

Things I get out of them? I play vidya, pool, go to the bar, parties, dinner etc. It's nice to go out and do things with people, even if you don't see eye to eye on everything.

More seriously, I know they're willing to listen and offer advice if I ever have any personal problems. Shit media taste aside, they're not stupid people mostly.

I'd literally eat Brienne's ass

wow.. they didn't have big tits in medieval world. First off this isn't earth. So jot that down.
Second of all natural big tits are a thing you fucking faggot.

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>And Elephants?
>No elephants, your grace
>I was told the golden company had elephants
>All the cgi budget was spent for the dragon's flight scene
>I'm going to kill that Targaryen kid
like poetry

Dig a tunnel underneath the wall

The idea is that the good writing and effort in the early seasons gets people hooked, and then they just make the laziest garbage possible to $$ coming in. Most people aren't going to drop a linear show after 4 season even if the quality of writing drops substantially.

I don't know man, if that's the case then why are they spending all that money on CGI dragons and shit? HBO spent an absurd amount of money to film this and they just didn't bother paying any attention to the script? There's got to be something that explains this besides them just not caring, HBO's whole future rides on them convincing us to stay subscribed to them for their Game of Thrones spinoffs they have coming up

Holy shit are you a writer for the show???

Dabid! It’s you isn’t it?!

Attack the wall full force and destroy it normally, or that nigga can see the future or some magic BS.

rent free

What's she reading anyway?

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Based Stefania poster
how I'd love to drill her arse with my tiny little pecker.

Elephant memes.

It's the only thing that matters, and even the cgi is shit. People will watch the spinoffs, you have to understand its a meme show, it got big through memes. People love to meme about bronn and tyrion who cares

Fascinating.

Stefania is literally the hottest woman alive. Prove me wrong.

use those big ass chains he used on the dragon to pull the wall down?

based

More like its written for casual fans whose last interaction with the show was over a year ago.

Um the scene was meant to mirror the first episode where Arya took the place if the little boy running around to get a better view of the King/Queen coming into winterfel. They used the same theme and everything. I guess they needed to dumb it down even more to make it obvious to retards like you.

It's fine user. Your brain has just got used to associating GoT with shit tier dialogue so you don;t spot it as easily

I don't think you realize how tall and thick the wall was

>It also really bothers me how they just completely ignore how exactly they sneak into the fleet of ships, find the ship she's on, kill everyone so easily, then sneak her out.
I'm willing to gloss over some details because we have less than ten episodes to work with. The show was almost always about character interactions anyway than any or the traditional battle stuff. The fact they are probably going to make the majority of the season an undead sage in Winterfell is ass.

I'd bet money that was dialogue from a cut scene where the main characters are in private and they just moved it to the hall scene because it was so ebin.

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minorities and women have low IQ and reckless spending behavior

I'd take Sansa over Dany any day of the week.

Imagine thinking the "I've always had blue eyes" line is good. You are a pleb.

which one?
for me its left

8 more years fagget

With 6 episodes, how could they waste a full episode on Jon jumping on Dany's dick multiple times and the targ reveal. Ending is going to be so rushed.

He knew it was going to happen cause hes bran

It really is! I really loved the episode and thought it was well-paced with some great scenes but came here and immediately that feeling seeped in and I started to doubt my initial response! Sometimes I think Yea Forums can be a negative place.

Captain Quattro, he is a CHAR

I'm glad no one checked you for your shitty opinion

Holy shit, I didn't even see those quints. Thanks for the check, brother.

Such a polite confrontation. Is that common in bongistan? I kind of want to live there, if that's the case.

Most of the episodes this season are 2 + hours long.

Yes, you have to endure 2 hours of this shit every week.

It was horrible. An absolute parody. And that's coming from someone who likes Season 7, so my standards aren't crazy high. This episode felt like it was written by Yea Forums, every other line was a meme and terrible cutscenes.

Literal chimp level brain

Are you a nigger?

>bran
>Not being able to see the future

Are you a fucking retard?

checking your quints because the faggot did and I hate faggots

Dunno it flowed pretty nicely props to Dabid and Dabid. Anime Kino.

>His name isn't Trump anymore it's FUUUCK-YEAH for how much of a BADASS our president was in tonight's debate. He literally owned everyone in every moment without even breaking a sweat, much less actually using his quick wit. Looking all cold as ice and almost as quick with the lines as he is with his McDonald's.... almost. ;)
>Meanwhile, Joe Biden is knowing nothing, doing wacky fumbling prat grabs with a little girl with a dumb gormless look on his face. Trump? He's strolling around the stage delivering bantz as sharp as 2016. And when he's not strolling.. look out... 'cause that means he's tweeting...

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>first lines from Tyrion are "lol u got no balls" jokes to Varys

So this is what Varys has been reduced to, D&D?

She would be if she lost a few pounds, she's bordering on pig territory.

She would be if she ditched that lesbian hairdo.

Jon and Arya talking about Sansa was the worst.

>Two characters talking about another character who is off screen.
>Characters talking agree that the off screen character is formidable in ways that have never been demonstrated throughout 7 seasons of character development.

This season is going to be a hoot. These fuckers can't write for shit.

>"tfw the imp stole your best joke."

Reminds me of when Chapelle stole the "beat my dick like it owes me money joke" from Richard Lewis

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They really wanted to make audiences understand that these are Strong Independent Women regardless if they lack the character development necessary to justify such titles.

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>sansa is meant to be smart since she learnt politics from baelish
>baelish was fucking retarded in the show ever since he sent sansa away to the lannister's ally bolton despite being wanted for joffrey's murder because uhhhhhhh and somehow managed to remain in control of the vale without the promise of the north through sansa's marriage to the future lord because ummmmmmmm

Omg guys I can't even. I literally can't even.

Faggot

Literally fast forwarded and skipped through the scenes
so dull and boring.

Because GRRM is a lazy cunt

Why is Sansa Lady of Winterfell when Bran is alive? Men are before women in succession in Game of Thrones, this issue is never addressed

in the books she's probably going to be lady of the vale when she shows up to save WF but that plot point got skipped in favor of more rape scenes.

It gets so much more cringe
Can't wait till all the females get raped and iced by big white frozen undead cock desu

>watching a show i've hated for many seasons now
why the fuck do i do this to myself?

Arya is such a retarded character everything she is part of is awful.

>WHERE ARE THE MICHAEL BAY XPLOSIONS AND LAZERS
lmao good luck staying in high school with that attention span kiddo

I cannot stand Sansa

how about big black frozen undead cock

If it was "muh sogeny" then people would hate Cersei the same way
She has been acting like a cunt from season 1 and is the "big bad" who opposes YAS QUEEN but i am still rooting for her simply because she somehow is still the least insufferable female character

I can't. you're right and the quints are just too stronk anyway

Why indeed
You don't even need to watch it. It's been 4 seasons I know all I need to know just by reading Yea Forums for 15 minutes

Is watching movies the only thing you ever did with your friends? Do you have friends in the first place?

Sansa's biggest accomplishment is being a Stark who attempts to read the room and manage accordingly when it comes to politics. Arya is better but she doesn't care about politics beyond doing the occasional stealth shit and assassinations. Bran doesn't even pretend to care about the politics and mostly just does his mystic shit and occasionally gives advice. And Jon is somehow a worse politician than Ned, but keeps on failing up into higher and higher positions.

That scene where Sansa was reading a letter about how one of their bannermen was ignoring their orders, and Jon started yelling at her about why she doesn't like Daenerys was terrible. I wish Sansa just opened her mouth and told him it's not her he has to convince but the Northerners who chose him as their king. I mean they already went over it in the hall and he gave that lame speech, but now it's causing people to desert them at a crucial time. But all Jon sees is getting his girlfriend and his sister to become friends. What a fucking idiot.

Well the sneaking thing kinda made sense bc you'd expect to here someone walking towards you in the snow. The knife in the heart turn is a bit weirder, but I guess it was supposed to be banter

a letter from bran

Holyshit, the part with the burning kid scared the shit out of me.

That's not why I skipped it, baitposter.

I have just one friend, we share the same taste in movies, music, games and TV shows and books. I also have another normie friend whom I rarely meet, they're both friends from school. I see his point, the normie friend is a pleb but he's good fun to be around. I intend to expand my social circle further, get a couple dozen girls at least. Then it's gonna be really fun.

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The fuck? How old are you?

oh snap!

>being friends with girls you're not fucking
it's a yikes from me

Between the two of them, Bran's not interested in the position and Sansa is. For everyone outside the family the reason is probably because he's a cripple, so he's probably not going to have kids anyway.

>he actually thinks anything happens in 95% of this show

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Back to containment, American vermin.

why is he tucking his necktie into his pants?

They love it

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because it reaches his knees otherwise

How much time do you think the Night King spent making sure his death swirl message looked good enough?

>Night King: No, no, I didn't nail those arms proportionally enough, I need to remove these nails and do it all over again until everything is perfectly symmetrical. Hey zombie, can you find a hammer for me? I need to remove these nails.

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He didn't kill them, he just stole their money.

He correctly predicted that the family was doomed and would be killed by one of the many groups of raiders roaming the area, so he reasoned that the money instead of ending up with the raiders would help him and Arya survive.

hilarious post but i think you meant to post it on reddit

Based

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I'm surprised they did that, considering how much of a groaner that "...because you have no cock" line from S6 was, and how much shit they got for it.

It's not even a clever line.

Just to make sure I'm clear, that's the kid from the beginning of the episode who said they needed horses and wagons, right? And he was also the Umber kid who swore allegiance to Jon after the Battle of Bastards?

I was 99 percent sure that was Glover's place, since he said he was fucking off back home with his men.

based retards, literally stfu and just shut your brains off and enjoy the ride morons, jeez

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>Is it because they're women and Yea Forums is misogynistic?
yes, 100 %. I love them but Yea Forums are incels so they don't

Be honest boys would you get a boner if it was you filming this scene?
I wouldn't because I'm a Chad and such things do not bother me.

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can you please post the link to the video in your picture

youtube.com/watch?v=eTN6gL21F60
Chad always helps a brother out

Based user

forgot all about our/sp/erg

>white knight
>not an incel himself
lol

There were a few lines I knew they would say before they said them. That's how bad the writing was.

You should seriously kill yourself for being such a weak cunt. I only ask that you find a few other pieces of retard trash and take them with you on the way out.

lol

Was he really though..? He could've stolen anything he wanted. He wanted to save at least one of the stark sisters, since he couldn't save Sansa. He wanted to be better

OH NO NO NO NO

The writing of that scene was not the quality writing that made GoT popular. (you're retarded)

I couldnt do it because watching the sex scenes with my parents around would be unbearable.

Most of the critics on this thread are retarded af but this one is pretty accurate

Sansa being smart out of fucking nowhere, lmao

To be fair they were fighting ironiggers.

I get a boner from sitting next to girls on the bus

Dany didn't have any other choice. They were ready to kill her.
Sam already disliked his dad anyway so I don't understand the change of heart

Don't feel too bad. I get involuntary boners when I talk to girls I like for more than 30 seconds.

Why does she look much better than her sisters

He's on an entirely different level by himself.

Literally exaggerating it, They don't know how to explain what has happened to them so they keep it brief and are just glad to see eachother. The show has problems but why exaggerate things that are perfectly fine.

same

she forgot like a silly billy

Ugly fucking bitch. God help us all

living in your head 24/7

edge

>Arya a good character.
She does nothing in bravos. got beaten with a stick, stabbed in the stomach, swam through sewage and is fine a minute later. became a murderous assassin and perfect sword fighter somehow. totally believable character.
And dont tell me those fighting lessons in season 1 explain that.

>more like it was written by retards for retards
it adds up

It's common in the south, in the norf however:

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I lol'd

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Is it me, or does the woman looks like a chimp from planet of the apes?

let me tell you how I know that your skin is darker than mine

I had a girl whisper something in my ear
I swear the feeling of her breath on my skin
I almost busted a nut right there
I haven't had sex in way too long

>rip every aspect of it
You mean whine bitch and moan like a bunch of retarded unemployed incels?

Did Sansa lose some of her butterface, or is just everyone else so much worse that she is looking good in comparison?

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>"WATCH OUT HE HAS BLUE EYES!"
>"I'VE ALWAYS HAD BLUE EYES"
fricking epic moment

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is it just me or does it feel like the entire fucking episode was just things happening that we already knew were going to happen

>tfw stopped watching in season 4

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This but unironically

theyre boringly written and shitty actors, lmao at autists blaming muh feminism tho theyre shitty characters because theyre shitty characters, not because of the frankfurt school

That shit does get pretty weird.

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The fuck is Jon so hunched, that bit of metal really's weighting him down? lmao

I personally don't mind Arya, Sansa or Cersei but i cannot stand Dany and her smugness. She deserves nothing but has had everything handed to her

I gotcha senpai.

youtu.be/YaYc5UP8PsI

Is it "so bad it's good" yet? Don't think I'll be able to endure more "just bad" shit.

>8 reasons you'd have to have a mental condition to not love the new got episode!

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>First: Arya should be louder, angrier, and have access to a time machine
>Second: When Arya isn't on screen, other characters should be asking "where's Arya?"

wait until you see who really is lurking about...

literally every emotional scene in winterfell this mother fucker is ease dropping and starring like a true autist.

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24
I'll be fucking their friends, naturally.

Is that the face she'd make if I smooches her cunt?

Why was the acting all over the place? Euron was trying to be suave as usual, Jon couldn't even act shocked at the revelation, Tarly was horrible in the crying scene, it was all shit.

>ease dropping

checked

RENT FREE FAGGOT.

Actually an ausfag.

Quints of scientific truth. This is now a Stephania thread

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makeup / computer magic

I bet she needs servicing daily by virile black men...

Jesus christ I forgot about this.

she's bi-sexual and not a porn actress so i guess she fucks athletic girls and small and weak white older men who looks like Robert Crumb

why don't they do that with Arya and Danny?

Cersi:

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Can they use cgi to erase some alcoholism and coke bloat?

mad based

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ahahahhaha
LOL

she didn't do cocaine

So what happened to Arya's list anyway? Is she going to try to kill Cersei and Illyn Payne?

I don't know, I kind of dig that body type on prostitutes. Like it's straight out of Renaissance art

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AHAHHAHAHA

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It's because they're just shit characters
>Bad females
Daenerys
Sansa
Arya
Melisandre
>Good females
Cersei
Missandei
Yara
Brienne
Lyanna

I can tell that line was just there for the pink haired glasses wearing fatdykes to snap their fingers to.

1>3>2

OP probably thinks "lurking" was a Yea Forums invention.

I really love this new age defence of dogshit mainstream media. If you don't like something popular then you're either an incel, paedophile or killer.

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that shit was bullshit too

>melisandre bad
lol retard

I pretty much get a boner from anything, even being in a room with a girl (or guy but I'm straight I swear) would be the end of me.

It would be fine if we actually saw Sansa being smart onscreen in a way that conveys her intelligence. Instead we see Sansa brooding all the time and only ever voicing destructive passive-agressive criticism. They should've showed Arya and her planning for LFs execution, like they did with Tyrion and marrying of Myrcella.

how did she know he got stabbed?

>Steals the last few shekels of some poor farmer and his daughter, the shekels being their only chance of surviving the upcoming winter
>Said farmer and daughter provided them with food and shelter, but he did it anyway
>B-but he wanted to be better...
The absolute state of Game of Dabid fans

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>muh ninja spy information gathering skills the faceless dudes taught me hehe lol xD

The very first fucking line of the last fucking season as well. Talk about setting the standard.

is sam and jamie the only good charcters left?

Maybe Sam told her.

2 strokes
bruh

>if you don't like this episode, which is clearly inferior to earlier episodes, you are mentally ill, incel, sociopath or pedophile

Sansa is great if you aren't a misogynist.

He abdicated last season.

>most popular show in modern television
A single poster who knows every single person in the world as well as their favorite TV show? See me after class, shill.

WOW

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sorry ESL here, what does that mean?

Grammer mistakes on 4 chan are a diamond dozen.

Since she doesn’t move her eyes, I assume she was staring at the sky and not the dragon

Haha classic